Talia Mar talks turning down Sigala, Wedding plans and trying for a baby

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[@chickenstrip9116]

loved seeing talia this happy during a pod

[@jessmini11]

You need to have Talia back in the future, loved the trio!!

[@livhenderson2626]

talia and max have such good banter, would love to see more of them!

[@nikixo_]

Whaaat I clicked so fast, this trio I was not expecting at all. I’m obsessed

[@claireport22]

Yes I feel like Talia & Max need a separate episode too tho 😮🤔

[@nikixo_]

@@claireport22 why? What’s wrong with George?

[@claireport22]

@@nikixo_ nothing I just think that'd b such a good episode 😄

[@nikixo_]

@@claireport22 oh fair agreed

[@daneekamekisic7850]

the chemistry between them all is so entertaining they just all get along so well

[@Shay2theT]

Omg this was a fabulous episode. Talia's such a gem. ❤

[@okayyxemm]

I love Talia so much haha, we need her on the podcast again soon

[@eghtesadnia]

Looking forward to each Sunday just to watch these two

[@smesh8196]

I genuinely cried of laughter through all of this I was trying to be quiet and it was not possible

[@dropshot1937]

I honestly cant get enough of this podcast, cant wait for the next ones.

[@leeroyshouse]

LOVE THIS TRIO SO MUCH

[@harrybank1421]

best part of sundayy, love this podcast

[@han.ridl3y]

TALIAAAAAA YES SUCH A GOOD GUEST OMG

[@eeshajamil8503]

I clicked for talia, stayed because I could not control my laughter 👏👏

[@amyp4933]

I fucking love podcasts with talia her small appearances in videos just isn’t enough

[@womanblack1108]

TALIAAAAAAAAA I will defo be rewatching this podcast 🫶🏽

[@nfhoward05]

This was such a funny episode! I love all three of these people and it was so chill and entertaining!

[@annieeames2282]

I need more of these three, they all have great chemistry together and individually. My favourite (platonic) love triangle 😂💞

[@claireport22]

I always die at these collabs literally pissing myself for the past 10 mins😄

[@xabixcx]

First ever podcast of you guys that i have watched and let me say i have never laughed so much in my life before

[@itsmelola6963]

Didn’t expect this trio but not mad about it

[@isabelhaldane8515]

I'm obsessed best episode so far idk who she is but this is absolutely brilliant funniest thing I've seen in a long time

[@kayleighelizabeth24]

I spend all week waiting for these

[@brereton_]

my fave episode by FAR, my cheeks hurt. (the ones on my face)

[@isabelbless6153]

talia on podcasts>>>

[@ellaox]

She seems so nice what a lovely person 🥰

[@xo_abbie]

i wasn’t expecting talia omfg😭

[@niamh4442]

HERE IT IS GUYS EVERYONES FAVE NOTIF

[@lilso8411]

talia omg! I love her so much ❤️

[@drmugg_]

I just love Talia, she is so funny. Bless her

[@bravo_jade]

Such a great episode

[@chickenstrip9116]

george’s jokes were extra funny today

[@MovieTheater69]

Great interview!

[@summerarmani3580]

Talia is so sweet man 😭😭 I can relate to the crying a lot thing lmao, love her ❤️

[@chickenstrip9116]

talia, max and george >>>>

[@bloodyfitnerd1947]

Great podcast!

[@ambermarie5124]

omg best guest ever LOVE

[@Woolfster27362]

Love this episode

[@lilyatterbury-mason205]

I love you Gus so much, it's unbelievable

[@avamae6488]

THIS WAS SO CUTE LOL

[@katie9512]

I feel like Talia should go on saving grace next

[@elliesbeauty3595]

She is on it today 😅

[@katie9512]

@@elliesbeauty3595 i know I’m so happy !!!!

[@evie_dkk]

why was this so funny 😭

[@shhhhhh123]

Pls have talia and simon nexttt❤❤❤

[@Ahmad67475]

She is so beautiful ❤

[@gracechan8386]

iconic !!!

[@ahaha272]

Sundays come so fast it’s scary

[@Dan-bl5nf]

This episode was really funny

[@abhilasha1389]

this is the funniest most unhinged i've seen talia in the best way possible

[@beansonghost719]

The trifecta nobody asked for that was everything😎

[@oaf406]

This was so funny

[@l0uisaaa_]

omg Talia!

[@isabe11e6]

22:42 never knew max was from near me. i know darwen max don’t u worry

[@ethereal2218]

hilarious 😭

[@alishaaa4761]

48:44 TOO TRUEEEE

[@DerHozzy]

Talia understands style. Looking like Unus Annus

[@amineberroukech1100]

George saying Nunez 😭😭😭😭

[@anthonyorsini]

There's literally a track called "I Sit on Acid" by Lords of Acid 😂

[@codiwilkinson9804]

I grew was childhood friends with a boy I’m just going call him Joe. I always had a crush on him but moved States. When we got into highschool we reconnected. He ended up being a jerk, but like 3 months after I stopped talking to him my mom told me he had gotten his teacher pregnant. She was married and had 3 kids. It later came out that 2 of the three children were Joe’s and the other child was another student not her husbands. It happened in Green Forest Arkansas. There are a bunch of articles about it. It’s madness for real.

[@codiwilkinson9804]

Also, I should say I think “Joe” was 14 the first time he got her pregnant.

[@nuve9190]

18:20

[@charlottelouise118]

Anyone know what trainers she's wearing?? I need them in my life 😍

[@arminparkin]

this killed me 😂

[@beckymortin9666]

6:25 George and Talia have the same laugh

[@astrxlvoid]

this is hilarious

[@khaled7861]

when is baby talk

[@bethholmes2914]

Darwen could be so much worse… it could be Bolton 😂😂

[@Ellasnaps]

MAX IVE HEARD OF DARWIN!!! Although it’s cuz where my maths teacher is drom😅😅

[@suveva]

Well Simon just got a new car, there's opportunities now Talia

[@dedehoran3045]

the girls, the guys and the guys

[@gingernproud6514]

❤

[@lailawatt3570]

not me thinking unt was some kind of british slang

[@MrMickybill]

support worker here you do get prescribed nappies

[@ashleigh7656]

POV your name is Ashleigh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mikeswimsalot]

You need to isolate the mics from the desk if you're going to persist with all that elbow action. There's so much low end vibration coming through.

[@Katiesdumpingground]

3:36 George do you need to go to HR it looks like you’ve been punched in the eye 😭

[@oliviaaa....]

Yipee

[@saskiyahhhv]

Damn the guy in the white is either a huge fan of Talia and the Sidemen or he did thorough research lol

[@Faithmwhite]

I think he knows him because he is because he was in the audience at the roast

[@lex365]

41:19 imallexx is typing…

[@brereton_]

😭😭

[@Hannah-sr9tr]

WHOOO

[@elondemisse4202]

You guys didn't let Talia finish one sentence!!

[@chickenstrip9116]

shut up she got her point across. don’t make our fandom look like shit.

[@rasmuspetridis9942]

🎉

[@jtikosp6512]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@beauhughes6921]

first

[@blue-wn9hz]

one of my snakes is called mushu :)

[@blue-wn9hz]

@Addy albino western hognose

[@blue-wn9hz]

@Addy yeah I have quite a few reptiles haha. I a have a hoggie, two ball pythons, some geckos and other lizards, snails and frogs :))

[@blue-wn9hz]

@Addy ahh I'm jealous. I would have bigger species if I could give them the space but I live in a flat lmaoooo. Definitely not experienced enough for anacondas and stuff 🤣

[@blue-wn9hz]

@Addy wish I was tho

[@blue-wn9hz]

@Addy dammmm. sounds awesome

[@Adam_Ali482]

Surprise surprise, Talia with 2 guys

[@astrxlvoid]

weird

[@naqs_music]

ggs

[@IRL-IG_Andrew]

Anyone notice why Talia keeps saying boyfriend

[@Keshav-um8ve]

are they gay?

[@Agent-wn7le]

Not very nice !

[@rj6thstreet]

@@Agent-wn7le are you saying it’s an insult to be called gay? It was a genuine question.

[@hal3yelizabeth]

why does this matter

[@marissa5664]

yes they’re engaged

[@shrvnsrirm]

yes

[@David-pt8ge]

Who is she? Looks like she’d be a whizz at moving a very heavy sofa, but haven’t got a scooby clue who she is.

[@Ii-wk6rn]

Why is talia so disrespectful when talking about Simon like ur not funny by disrespecting ur fiancé

[@rhysharries5653]

i think she’s joking around, it’s not that deep and i doubt he cares

[@emmie623]

Jesus Sounds like you want to marry him

[@womanblack1108]

Alright calm down its a joke they both do it

[@brereton_]

you make me laugh

[@anastasiiabondar]

tell me you don't have a sense of humour without telling me you don't have a sense of humour

[@rasmuspetridis9942]

🎉