Max & George Discuss Ekin Su & Davide Cheating Rumours, Chris Tyson & a Visit from Max’s Boyfriend

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[@max_balegde]

Andrew was not prepared for this cameo so please be kind to him he gets nervous xxx

[@lucy_2511]

i love ur relationship sm ur so cute together x

[@camhusmj38]

Could you have him on again? You’re adorable together.

[@kierenmaguire]

We stan

[@kaitlynmcarthur]

we love andrew x

[@paigedavey5265]

Max please bring Andrew on the next episode for a full podcast video 🙏🫶 #welovehim

[@michaelahruzova6070]

ANDREW IS A ICON WE WANT HIM BACK !!!

[@Andrew_Spanndy]

It was an honour to feature in the world’s best podcast ❤️ (really hoping my family don’t watch this)

[@jemrose7695]

🫶

[@snuffman1831]

❤❤❤

[@daynajeann]

Stick your cv in

[@Pk-zk5mr]

Start an asmr channel xxx

[@jacobburge4532]

More Andrew on the pod ❤

[@jessg8230]

andrew deserves a full episode on the pod!!

[@hlw28tandl]

I’d love to see the boys sisters on here as guests. Also loving George’s little game at the start

[@GlitterZuz07]

Omfg Max’s fight story, I’m in stitches crying😭🤣 I swear he never runs out of crazy encounters, never stop telling them Max, not only do you have such batshit stories but also the way you tell them is too funny I can’t with you

[@Afbfsh]

Yes! Ik they said everyone’s their own story’s main character but I genuinely believe the main character of the world is max😭

[@GlitterZuz07]

@@Afbfsh Hahah so true. Max is quite literally THE main character. I feel like no matter what topic they discuss max can always jump in with his own personal experience of it. He’s lived many lives 🤣

[@Afbfsh]

They could post 10 podcasts a day and I genuinely wouldn’t get bored… maybe i have a problem

[@hayleysl]

Would love it if Ekin Su was a guest! Think you’d get on great!

[@BRANDURNSO]

you need to give andrew a full episode, it’s what he deserves!!!!!

[@iizzyy292]

i genuinely cant express how much i love this podcast 😭

[@hollymoore8059]

GET ANDREW A FULL EPISODE

[@nicolerisell3871]

Andrew is a skinny legend and we stan!!!!!!

[@vilmamakinen5657]

Get Andrew on as an actual guest!

[@joshglynn7811]

Max is giving weekend dad energy being so frustrated over George not getting up to much in the week

[@nicolej9836]

week one asking for lewis capaldi on it would be the podcast of my dreams

[@evieslaysyourmam]

jade thirlwall as a guest yes pleaseeee. Jade and Max are friends now plus he loves little mix. Would be the best episode ever icl

[@TheSadiemagic]

Omg yes I would love this she’d be so fun

[@daisvideos202]

this is by far my fav podcast ever , i feel rlly ill rn so im happy to have a new ep to watch

[@infinity2306]

for anyone wondering chris still goes by the name chris however she now uses any pronouns :)

[@ezmoran3328]

if andrew and max ever break up i won’t believe in love

[@seren1996]

real

[@leahhamo19083]

Another iconic pod cannot wait to watch x

[@epreviews6318]

i was laughing so hard at max biting his cheek and i bit my own. shut me up real fast

[@eghtesadnia]

Finalllyyy Andrew on the Pod 🎉🎉

[@lunaalexandra_]

favourite part of my Sunday 🫶🏼🫶🏼

[@evieslaysyourmam]

I NEED TO SEE JADE THIRLWALL ON THE PODCAST, I AM BEGGING.

[@0530evan]

love these SUNDAY videos....makes a boring day go so fast and ANDREW is so CUTE.....AND FUNNY

[@_itsgeorgina_]

i love andrew so much 🥺😭

[@chickenstrip9116]

andrew is a mix of george and arthur

[@lucy_2511]

i’ve always thought this lmao

[@geeooo]

genuinely saw the thumbnail and at first I thought they accidentally put george on it twice

[@Harleyquinn-js7yy]

GET ANDREW ON THE POD AND GEORGES DAD

[@madisonjohnson3301]

give andrew his own ep

[@graypopesings]

WE NEED A FULL PODCAST EPISODE WITH ANDREW

[@cxyzzle]

love the podcast sm

[@Rebecca-ms4ow]

we want lewis buchan on the pod

[@seren1996]

we do

[@luvzrk]

agreed

[@phantaflame2889]

Not anymore 🫠

[@eliotteden8357]

Get George's dad on the pod 😂😂😂😂

[@macbrownuk2972]

Andrew for a full episode please. Thanks. ❤

[@nikixo_]

we need gkbarry on as a guest please and thanks

[@michaelahruzova6070]

ANDREW finally !!

[@thecatinthehatwithabat9903]

Get Max's full family on for a episode

[@meere7403]

The impression “ don’t laugh Simon” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@graceatkins11]

didn't realise max was going out with such a skinny mini! ps hope ur ready for my dilemmas that i'll be sending through over on instagram xoxo

[@leahhamo19083]

I’m still sad no one has seen my George look alike in the dms💔

[@mommymillie._.]

When is Arthur hill going on???

[@lucy_2511]

ikr i was so excited :(( still love this one tho

[@mommymillie._.]

@@lucy_2511 yeahh :/

[@cutedkkvkd]

@@mommymillie._. next week they’ll fill a week and abit in adance

[@mommymillie._.]

@@cutedkkvkd ohh ok good

[@ccscraps]

we need a full ep with andrew!!

[@elsaa.112]

i love them omds

[@jackyboy7355]

Loved hearing you defend trans rights, means a lot 🫶🏻

[@hlw28tandl]

Andrew and max are so cute Omgggg I love them

[@poppykellyxx]

get bambinobecky on the pod

[@paigedavey5265]

BRING ANDREW ON FOR A FULL PODCAST!!!!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[@laurynbrewitt9668]

Max has the best stories 😂

[@williamcaley-lightingandso870]

Iconic

[@CaKerBaKer101]

PLEASE CAN WE GET GEORGES DAD ON THE POD

[@eviesoldyt]

get any of little mix/jade thirlwall on the podcast since max is such a big fan!!

[@mollydoyle3715]

Can we have George's dad on the pod

[@bun9183]

Moyo would be a great guest

[@ameliagibbons5053]

genuinely thought there was two george’s in the thumbnail

[@valegrodiaz9023]

big love Andrew

[@heatherhatton2282]

Nice hat, max

[@Todez2]

andrew looks like a mix of max and george

[@Randomspamsy]

all I’m saying is Ekin Su’s deranged fans owe you an apology (Iykyk) considering this is like the 3rd “allegation” 🤭 you were right all along Max! 🫶🏾

[@kallidcy]

Not George third wheeling .

[@eviebridget8305]

I wanna see Ellie on the pod

[@kieramaiwilson1275]

I think gk barry or maddie grace jepson woukd be such good people to come on

[@jeffies2821]

Max you need to propose. Andrew is a lifetime keeper

[@kaitlynmcarthur]

please get either behz or w2s, that would be so good!!

[@geeooo]

behz and faith would be good I know they’ve already been on graces podcast but i’d love the chemistry

[@eliotteden8357]

Andrew needs be on the pod more 💯💯💯💯 George your too fittt to be straight!!!!

[@howtoart6269]

She’s probs v busy but having Raye on would be sick

[@caitlinbennett1745]

We need Andrew for a full ep

[@hlw28tandl]

I wana see Maddie 👅egend Jepson as a guest

[@hlw28tandl]

In regards to who to have on as guests - I don’t watch love island so I don’t get the love island people lol 😢 sorry

[@charleslambert8648]

I want to see Alison Hammond as a guest or Claudia winkleman

[@jeffies2821]

Max is such a good boyfriend. He is always looking out for Andrews career

[@erinmehtab-shaw2632]

Gkbarry on the pod rn!!!!

[@harleycound6658]

why were there 2 georges

[@jessicawootton699]

Get Bartosz on the podcast!

[@fIorence444]

get w2s on

[@xemma.louise4273]

Jesus never been so early

[@erin9409]

skinny mini haha get one of the sdmn on!

[@jessicacurry935]

You should have Awsten Knight on here when he comes to the UK for tour!

[@beckyg99]

I never realised hoe alike George and Andrew look! :o

[@courtneyoliver3599]

Put Andrew on for a full episode

[@Tashalilyxo]

Guests I want to see: me

[@sarahmontour924]

"How does a deaf girl cross the street" mf took me out LOL

[@cutedkkvkd]

bambino and the ‘chaos crew’ soz george ik u hate that xo

[@alexbutsheslikereallybored]

bring simon mini minter onto the pod please and thanks xxxxxx

[@hlw28tandl]

I wanna see Amelia from chicken shop date on here

[@user-dv3gh8qv4t]

i want the girls on george’s hinge on the pod!

[@valegrodiaz9023]

more Andrew!!!

[@sophz125]

Sorry I legitimately thought Andrew was Arthur TV for a hot second

[@michaellafon6369]

Would love to see Beyoncé on the pod ❤️

[@howtoart6269]

Get Eleanor neale on the pod!

[@gingernproud6514]

❤ Andrew

[@joba2888]

I was so surprised how awful some of the comments against chris actually were, it's horrible

[@scarletthadley066]

I wanna see a sidemen member on the pod

[@soniablaggan4123]

wanna see tanyel revan and zara from love island

[@poppykellyxx]

get niko on the pod

[@Ellie-jc4ks]

I've always thought Andrew sounds a lot like Zerkaa/josh from the sidemen. I can not be the only one surely

[@richarddallee9082]

I didn't realize Max was going out with such a skinny Minny

[@lilybellek]

I didn't realise max was going out with such a skinny minnie!!!

[@Sammy_Dodger]

❤😂

[@gabiinprogress]

probably worth mentioning to the last person you gave advice to that they're also only 17 and they have literally so much time and absolutely will have people interested in them in the future lmao you are your worst self at 17 I promise

[@jeffies2821]

Andrew is so cute