I couldn't stop laughing when you started arguing about the powers Max's is definitely better 😭
@max_balegde Жыл бұрын
THANK YOU FOR YOUR INTELLIGENCE
@jmdyt3626 Жыл бұрын
Max is so good at getting sidetracked that even I forget the original point 😂
@kaelleom Жыл бұрын
Sorry Max is completely right about the superpowers, George sounds like one of those kids on the playground that would be like “actually I have laser beams and and and I can fly and and and when I shape shift I can’t die😬” lmao 💀
@max_balegde Жыл бұрын
THANK YOU
@Daphnia884 Жыл бұрын
I’ve gotta say George, Max’ teleportation makes so much more sense
@annieeames2282 Жыл бұрын
I agree that being a shape shifter is the better power, but I think Max makes a good argument. You shift into the shape of machinery doesn't mean you'd be able to move, you'd need to know every working asset of an engine in order for you to shift into the correct shapes and parts. 😅😅 I did get into almost the same argument with a friend with Flight VS Transportation.
@eghtesadnia Жыл бұрын
Is it just me or is Max’s laugh contagious 😂
@eghtesadnia Жыл бұрын
Can we please have the bacteria eating Max from the inside (Andrew) on the podcast? 🙂
@niamh4442 Жыл бұрын
Dear useless hotline, I am writing a formal complaint because I was recently hired and have been working here for a while now. I am writing to complain about to of my coworkers max Balegde and george Clarke they seem to be broadcasting the work they are doing to the world and reading and playing peoples messages aloud, they are also giving terrible advice as they are both getting very drunk every day they come into work. Max is also coming into work while being sick and I am afraid he will spread a disease around the workplace he also was claiming to be romantically involved with george’s dad which was very uncomfortable for me and my other coworkers. Another thing is that they go off on some really strange tangents when giving people advice which aren’t helpful or related at all. They also use very unprofessional language and have been bringing in people who don’t work here and ‘interviewing’ them although that is neither of their jobs? They have had some very questionable people in including a Paul breach cosplayer. I hope we can do something to fix this sincerely, Niamh x
@mihaela13 Жыл бұрын
whenever max starts a story with "I once", you know it can't end well...
@Nataszawithaz Жыл бұрын
Finally Sundays have something not completely awful to them 🥰
@gremlinblues Жыл бұрын
Max when you get the dogs, PLEASE make sure you do a lot of training to get them used to being groomed! They require grooming every 6-8 weeks so they don’t get matted, which is extremely painful for them. -from a doodle groomer ❤️
@niamh4442 Жыл бұрын
TOTALLY FORGOT IT WAS SUNDAY 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@DonutHuman Жыл бұрын
Same 😭😭😭
@Lynnsicle Жыл бұрын
Same bro
@clolo1119 Жыл бұрын
This has me actually cracking up, great episode boys. The frog joke was incredible (also Max is right)
@scarlettm5480 Жыл бұрын
i’m now having an identity crisis between being a shapeshifter or a teleporter
@niamh4442 Жыл бұрын
George sporting his Paul breach merch💀
@luvzrk Жыл бұрын
LMAOO
@hollmarhut Жыл бұрын
@@luvzrk i feel like i follow u on tt😭
@dylanmidgley420 Жыл бұрын
George's power is better but Max's logistics about it is completely correct. As a rocket-ship you wouldn't be able to move as because it doesn't have a breathing system, as an atom you could barely move per step. Max is also completely correct with the 'You can't turn into things that don't exist'
@jordancooper1100 Жыл бұрын
im sorry max but im gonna have to side with george here. you had me for a bit but his well though out argument swayed me;))
@isla_theegg Жыл бұрын
this podcast brings me a weird sense of comfort x
@laurenann3512 Жыл бұрын
the frog joke is sending me 🤣🤣
@CaKerBaKer101 Жыл бұрын
These uploads are the highlight of my week
@lucy_2511 Жыл бұрын
sundays r terrible days for me but u guys make it sm better
@elsaa.112 Жыл бұрын
max’s teleportation wins sorry george, love you both endlessly❤
@max_balegde Жыл бұрын
THANK YOU
@aaronpalmer8108 Жыл бұрын
I honestly love these. They make my week.
@libbyhazlehurst4422 Жыл бұрын
the only thing i look forward to on a sundayyyyy🎉🎉🎉🎉
@Awesomevids757 Жыл бұрын
The superpower bit hilarious They really get so into it
@jackyboy7355 Жыл бұрын
loving this podcast, you two are great
@kyrablakeway8031 Жыл бұрын
I also ruined chrsitmas once. Shocked my mom intentionally with a fly zapper without knowing that she was holding a pot of boiling water which she chucked onto my 83 year old grandmother. Everyone was somehow fine.
@jackyboy7355 Жыл бұрын
43:03 had me laughing so much harder than I should have tbh
@Nataszawithaz Жыл бұрын
Honestly 😭
@gall2218 Жыл бұрын
is he saying rip it?
@jackyboy7355 Жыл бұрын
@@gall2218 rib it --> ribbit
@Em-fm2tz Жыл бұрын
tbf shapeshifting is better, its just a loophole to have any other power
@ktbt Жыл бұрын
i live for this every week
@PinkFan788 Жыл бұрын
😂😂 so glad I found you guys, you crack me up
@little_mix_vault4817 Жыл бұрын
As soon as I saw the thumbnail, I was thinking that neon green isn't Max's colour 😭😂
@elsaa.112 Жыл бұрын
lowkey need a useless hotline airfryer
@luciamazzotta2307 Жыл бұрын
You two are brilliant😂👏🏼
@amelieandava3181 Жыл бұрын
I actually am worried for myself I’ve been listening to each episode at least twice ( once on KZbin and then on Spotify while I am doing housework) hhahahah
@ellabrown-fr9yy Жыл бұрын
Lmao fr though I’ll listen to the podcast on Spotify then I’ll get bored and watch it on KZbin
@robynkate39 Жыл бұрын
andrew on the pod!! 🗣️🗣️
@beaaaltonen5506 Жыл бұрын
i like teleportation more, shapeshifting doesn't make any sense cause how could you live your best life as a car if you can't have feelings or conscience right???
@erineebz01 Жыл бұрын
‘You’ve got speedy boarding mate’ 😭😭fuck sake
@scarletchuter9283 Жыл бұрын
This one thing I wanted to watch on my bday!!!! 😌😌😌
@niamh4442 Жыл бұрын
I want a useless hotline air fryer
@luvzrk Жыл бұрын
same
@niamh4442 Жыл бұрын
@@luvzrk OMFG WE SPOKE THROUGH COMMENTS ON A VID THE OTHER DAY WE ARE EVER-PRESENT IN THE CHAOS CREW + FRIENDS COMMENTS💀💀
@luvzrk Жыл бұрын
@@niamh4442 we are everywhere!!!!!!
@hey...1243 Жыл бұрын
can we get andrew on the podcast
@hannahgracebyrne Жыл бұрын
awe it was so cute max found everything george said funny his little laugh aweeeee get well soon max xxxxxxxxx
@AnIrishMan500 Жыл бұрын
George doesnt get enough credit for how witty he is (ribbit!),I live for his countless Dad jokes😂❤
@phoebeeowens Жыл бұрын
max, this is acc a genuine health concern comment. i got this disease from swimming in pools and accidentally swallowing too much of the water over time, and it was called gambalabacta (that is NOT how you spell it but oh well), but if thats what you have im telling you now i am so sorry, it is THE WORST. but these antibiotics will help you sm
@stegosaurus___5438 Жыл бұрын
the backwards hat was a choice and i think I'm here for it
@starringbailey6863 Жыл бұрын
i want a useless hotline airfryer🔥🔥🔥 fav podcast ever
@erineebz01 Жыл бұрын
Never seen George so passionate 😭
@exoopsss Жыл бұрын
bro being a shapeshifter is so much better because you could literally just shapeshift into someone who knows how to use a tank etc. but if you were able to teleport, you would have to be able to visualise where you're teleporting to. or else you could just teleport into a wall and suffocate or something LOL
@void9486 Жыл бұрын
To any woman worried about how thier vagina looks, it is so important for you to know that EVERY vagina looks different. Dont EVER let anyone make you feel like shit for how it looks, especially a man (they know nothing). If you genuinely feel like something is wrong then get it checked out (health is number 1), but dont worry if your vagina look different to someone else's : ]
@darcigraves Жыл бұрын
I feel like me and max and besties cause we have the exact same humour. I rewatch his KZbin videos all the time just cause they make me laugh
@jadechaplin2802 Жыл бұрын
Bubble bubble bubble I'm under the sea now mate - George 😂😭😂
@luvzrk Жыл бұрын
max im glad u replying to my comment gave u a buzz x
@raplookingfab5991 Жыл бұрын
cant wait to see you at the meet and greet ❤
@SophieClarke-u6v Жыл бұрын
The powers conversation XD, I agree with George, he can shapeshift into anything, he can shapeshift into Max and use the teleportation too XD
@Catsandcamera Жыл бұрын
I love the argument 😂
@caitlinbennett1745 Жыл бұрын
Andrew on the podcast 💖
@ilhaamelmi831 Жыл бұрын
THE FROG JOKE HAHAHA
@porky16 Жыл бұрын
I want a useless hotline air fryer!! (There’s a gun to my head😀)
@grippahrippah-tq6xo Жыл бұрын
AM I YHE ONLY ONE THAT PASSIONATELY AGRRES W THE SHAPESHIFTER ARGUMENT?💀
@nicolejanuskevica7306 Жыл бұрын
shapeshifter could shape-shift into any superhero so George basically has all powers
@FirstnameLastname-zq8oy Жыл бұрын
Mate that’s literally cheating, you can’t saying shapeshifting is the best superpower because you can shapeshift into superheros with OTHER superpowers 💀💀💀 Also I’m pretty sure you’d only be able to shapeshift into things that exist, otherwise that’s also just cheating
@Vhsluvrr5 Жыл бұрын
Shapeshift means u take the shape/ appearance not what the person can do
@nicolejanuskevica7306 Жыл бұрын
@@FirstnameLastname-zq8oy nah trust me that’s just how it works
@nicolejanuskevica7306 Жыл бұрын
@@Vhsluvrr5 no
@toukachuu127 Жыл бұрын
I WANT A USELESS HOTLINE AIRFRYER!!!
@corrupted2928 Жыл бұрын
rare geroge W shapeshifting is literally the top tier superpower to have/want in theory you can shapeshift into anyone or anything - shapeshift into someone who has teleporting abilities, someone who has flying abilities etc
@FirstnameLastname-zq8oy Жыл бұрын
Mate that’s literally cheating, you can’t saying shapeshifting is the best superpower because you can shapeshift into having OTHER superpowers 💀💀💀
@FirstnameLastname-zq8oy Жыл бұрын
Also the “rare” George W 💀💀💀💀 no need to do him like that LMFAOO
@Purplec428 Жыл бұрын
teleporting is 100% better.
@katebaldock7437 Жыл бұрын
shapeshifting is always my top choice
@mariamkalathil77313 ай бұрын
I want a useless hotline air fryer😇😇😇😇😇
@jeffies2821 Жыл бұрын
Love these guys
@deedeemack6443 Жыл бұрын
I want a useless hotline air fryer! 😂❤
@anikaru547 Жыл бұрын
george sold me ngl the power is not that great but the argument was top tier
@cookiemonster_47_ Жыл бұрын
The frog joke 💀💀
@katiebeveridge498 Жыл бұрын
I want a useless hotline air fryer 😭😭fr tho would be sick in my uni accom 😂
@laurentinning9955 Жыл бұрын
I want a useless hotline air fryer fr
@valerie1111 Жыл бұрын
I want a useless hotline air fryer asappp
@racheljhamilton7 ай бұрын
I'm over a year late but just gotta say other than finding this episode absolutely hilarious, I agree with Max in the argument - I truly believe if you're a shapeshifter you should only be able to shift into organic, living things. So nah shapeshifting to a planet is a no no
@racheljhamilton7 ай бұрын
however I agree being a shapeshifter like turning into animals etc is better
@luvzrk Жыл бұрын
did george just tell me to have a backbone i am fuming.
@kurukvv Жыл бұрын
I want a useless hotline airfryer right now!!!!! 😡😡😡
@m1scha Жыл бұрын
why is george dressed like paul breach
@Bluer0binn Жыл бұрын
GET INNN I LOVE SUNDAYS
@frenemenemem Жыл бұрын
I want a useless hotline airfryer!!
@nogoodsage9 күн бұрын
usually george has the more logical and in-reality arguments whilst max is more out there but this time max definitely wins with teleportation. george's power doesnt seem very useful in his day to day life where as if max could teleport and he was in the office but forgot his phone at home he could get it within seconds.
@ultra_violent Жыл бұрын
i want a useless hotline air fryer RIGHT NOW
@mysticginge2 Жыл бұрын
George's power is much better sorry Max
@jesscross123 Жыл бұрын
I want a useless hotline air fryer right now
@tillssssf Жыл бұрын
i want a useless hotline air fryer 🤭
@charlottemayfield9802 Жыл бұрын
I want a useless hotline air fryer 🙃
@sophiatanner8342 Жыл бұрын
i want a useless hotline air fryer ❤
@person-yi7hu Жыл бұрын
teleporting is so much better
@Calciumcarbonate27 Жыл бұрын
I mean, surely if you can shapeshift you can shapeshift into a person who can teleport
@chickenslovespaghetti3410 Жыл бұрын
George’s shape shifting thing makes no sense
@TheEnlightenedOne69 Жыл бұрын
Ngl George's shapeshifting is way better, you would have way more fun and the jokes between your mates would be insane.
@teeganlee2673 Жыл бұрын
I NEED a useless hotline air fryer !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@soniablaggan Жыл бұрын
I want a useless air fryer right now, then i'd give it to george mwah ly
@ammo_sc Жыл бұрын
Max giving serious masc energy
@catherinepaterson1234 Жыл бұрын
Transporter times a million! You could transport to the 70s, transport to before a discovery & discover it first! You can only shape shift to somewhere in the current times
@jesscross123 Жыл бұрын
Will the live show be recorded for KZbin?🤞🏻
@FirstnameLastname-zq8oy Жыл бұрын
Max definitely won that argument, sorry George 💀 I agree that objectively, shapeshifting is the more useful power, but Max definitely argued his case better LMFAO Max definitely has a point, even if you were a sentient spaceship, you would definitely need to know how a space ship operates in order to know how to move yourself 🚀
@tiabeckett3255 Жыл бұрын
I want a useless air fryer lol
@AndrewGinTV Жыл бұрын
George is 100% right. Max's arguments make no sense.
@miapridmore Жыл бұрын
I want a usless hotline air fryer
@lucyolivia1606 Жыл бұрын
hear me out, Max can teleport wherever but George can shapeshift into a person at a place he wants to teleport to. are u understanding? so like if there was a random person at tesco and George wanted to go to tesco BOOM shapeshift into a random person who's there. wanna go to Mars? BAM shapeshift into a Martian, I'm George's side if you couldn't tell sorry Max 🤷🏼♀️