Max Confesses to Breaking into a stadium and the boys reflect on their worst ever decisions

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The Useless Hotline Podcast

The Useless Hotline Podcast

Күн бұрын

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@Alicelauren890
@Alicelauren890 Жыл бұрын
As much as I love when you have guests on, the episodes when it's just Max and George are so funny!
@3amcerealbowl
@3amcerealbowl Жыл бұрын
I prefer when it’s just them!
@spiriteyes7691
@spiriteyes7691 Жыл бұрын
Fr
@Alicelauren890
@Alicelauren890 Жыл бұрын
@@3amcerealbowl Same!!!
@jmat910
@jmat910 Жыл бұрын
The episodes without guests are so much more entertaining because you are so much more relaxed and you have deeper convos, there isnt someone to interview about stuff we dont care about lol we care about you guys 💖
@valegrodiaz9023
@valegrodiaz9023 Жыл бұрын
BIG YES TO THE PERIOD STIMULATOR!!!! Also these eps where its just you two are just so much funnier for some reason 😂
@scottc4199
@scottc4199 Жыл бұрын
This podcast makes me feel like I’m in a waiting room in the best way possible
@nikixo_
@nikixo_ Жыл бұрын
the roadman accents near the end had me creased 😂
@m1scha
@m1scha Жыл бұрын
i wish george was real :( p.s i started the cgi george rumour and i am distraught that im not getting the recongnision i know i deserve
@lucy_2511
@lucy_2511 Жыл бұрын
felt
@l0uisaaa_
@l0uisaaa_ Жыл бұрын
So sad :(
@jackyboy7355
@jackyboy7355 Жыл бұрын
same :(
@oliviaaa....
@oliviaaa.... Жыл бұрын
Bro no you didn't
@m1scha
@m1scha Жыл бұрын
@@oliviaaa.... huh?
@jmae3263
@jmae3263 Жыл бұрын
I am an avid listener and enjoy this podcast, but a lot of the “dilemmas” that people are sending in aren’t even problems. A lot of them can be solved by just talking to whoever you’ve got the issue with. If the boys just wanna chat shit for the whole episode, I’m down
@0530evan
@0530evan Жыл бұрын
has GEORGE asked ARTHUR TV to come on the podcast???????
@annieeames2282
@annieeames2282 Жыл бұрын
ArthurTV and Max need to have a conversation about animals and we can watch Arthur's head explode
@hlw28tandl
@hlw28tandl Жыл бұрын
I am CRYING at the road men voices. Finding it weirdly attractive but also mega mega funny. Loved this episode!
@hi-ss6cr
@hi-ss6cr Жыл бұрын
glen looks so good in this episode 🫶
@hollykerwick5297
@hollykerwick5297 Жыл бұрын
I have endometriosis and it really does need to be spoken about more , love this pod
@Auntie_Lucy
@Auntie_Lucy Жыл бұрын
From an endometriosis warrior who has been told at the age of 36 that I need to chose a pregnancy or hysterectomy I confirm it’s a shit place to be sometimes but you boys make me smile
@jmat910
@jmat910 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely do a period simulator please!!!!!! George i don't see you getting to 10 either tbh before you out Max for being weak 😂
@emmacameron6118
@emmacameron6118 Жыл бұрын
I love it when Max goes off topic and into his stories 😂😂
@cdomega2351
@cdomega2351 Жыл бұрын
So much potential for thirst traps in these podcasts ☠️
@taytayslayslayslay
@taytayslayslayslay Жыл бұрын
need george to do the roadman accent for a whole ep bc 🤤🤤
@minecraftnerd2175
@minecraftnerd2175 Жыл бұрын
Great episode. I havnt watched yet but i can tell.
@bethfrance5833
@bethfrance5833 Жыл бұрын
No need to wonder whether it’ll be good it always is no matter what ❤
@minecraftnerd2175
@minecraftnerd2175 Жыл бұрын
​@@bethfrance5833so true
@summerlynch7507
@summerlynch7507 Жыл бұрын
I loved that game but gonna have to give it to max I preferred knowing the answer before haha
@liajordann
@liajordann Жыл бұрын
Plz do a period simulator it would be amazing 😭
@JBW27
@JBW27 Жыл бұрын
I wanted to hear more about how George's Airbnb was. I like them both, but one of the quirks I've noticed with Max is how often he asks George a question and then answers it himself, about himself 😂 And then funnier still, will then be like "you don't open up, the viewers don't know much about you" 🤦🏻‍♂️😅 It's not being said as a dig and it is amusing how unaware Max is when he does it. Also, and I'm gonna keep saying it until people notice, Max looks just like a young Terry Christian 🤣 On a side note, I noticed that George uses a certain underground line frequently and it's really pissing me off that I have used the same line AND the same station maybe 8-10 times a week for over a year and have NEVER seen him. It's evidently a massive downside to London being so busy coz I'm just trying to say hi and buy a bro a pint/coffee/whatever else he wants to gulp down and it's been more difficult to pull off than any of my degrees 👁️👄👁️🤷🏻‍♂️
@ilovecupcakes135
@ilovecupcakes135 Жыл бұрын
Delete this stalker 🤮 get a life
@gracedorsey5849
@gracedorsey5849 Жыл бұрын
I thought I'd give you guys context as to why I'm listening to you guys today aha, I'm on my way home from Brighton Pride catching up on episodes on the 7am train so I get can gett back into London for my 10am shift! Thanks guys for all the joy you bring to my dull Sunday :)
@morganb803
@morganb803 Жыл бұрын
Period simulator would be such a good segment to the next podcast.
@prinxessstache
@prinxessstache 11 ай бұрын
when george put on a roadmen accent, i lowkey started blushing 🤭
@elliemcculloch667
@elliemcculloch667 Жыл бұрын
I SENT THE VOICE NOTE IN ABOUT CGI AHAHAHAH
@oliviaaa....
@oliviaaa.... Жыл бұрын
Georges cgi unlocked a new shirt !!
@megpascoe1179
@megpascoe1179 10 ай бұрын
I have endometriosis! Took me eight years to get diagnosed and currently waiting two years for my next surgery. I have a high pain tolerance but would love to see max and George try a period simulator 😅
@sadiewoods6812
@sadiewoods6812 Жыл бұрын
I love them both but max is my favourite the best podcast
@lucy_2511
@lucy_2511 Жыл бұрын
wooo i love sundays sm cos of this podcast
@IFvideosandcreations
@IFvideosandcreations Жыл бұрын
Glen is so fit
@ktco4119
@ktco4119 Жыл бұрын
29:35 that moment can have my whole heart😂😂😂😂
@jmat910
@jmat910 Жыл бұрын
A gay northerner doing a roadman accent is hilarious (especially the nutella toastie bit omg)
@maddieandlily28
@maddieandlily28 Жыл бұрын
I love Max and George
@jessmini11
@jessmini11 Жыл бұрын
My confession finally made it on the pod, you two seemed to have fun with it lol!
@avaeqits
@avaeqits Жыл бұрын
what was it xx
@Islagracex4
@Islagracex4 Жыл бұрын
Hi guys loved the pod and would love for you guys to try a period simulator/be old for a day would love to watch those that would be hilarious 😂
@meganstapo1867
@meganstapo1867 Жыл бұрын
oooh felt really cool to see the behind the scenes
@Avahennessy8
@Avahennessy8 Жыл бұрын
Love how they pretend that George is real. It's so cute to make him feel more included🥰
@miadornan5944
@miadornan5944 Жыл бұрын
glen looks so good here!!!
@martina6506
@martina6506 Жыл бұрын
Max is so right about the eye scratching
@clolo1119
@clolo1119 Жыл бұрын
This ep had me crying laughing, Max your roadman accent 😭 also endo gang 🫶
@ashleighjw
@ashleighjw Жыл бұрын
‘Ah cumrag girl!’ has me flawed 😂 love you guys
@carriganemilyy
@carriganemilyy Жыл бұрын
We need a segment of SONGS EVERY WEEK
@grippahrippah-tq6xo
@grippahrippah-tq6xo Жыл бұрын
PLEASE DO THE PERIOD SIMULATOR I WOULD REWATCH THAT SO MANY TIMES 😭
@lilygray34500
@lilygray34500 Жыл бұрын
i love this pod so much❤️
@bravo_jade
@bravo_jade Жыл бұрын
Nobody trust George's egg float test. It's the opposite.
@starringbailey6863
@starringbailey6863 Жыл бұрын
i was yelling at my screen, ‘it’s a flying squirrel!!’ for 2 mins straight
@jmat910
@jmat910 Жыл бұрын
Eye rubbing is ORGASMIC Max ik exactly what you mean
@metalmeka
@metalmeka Жыл бұрын
the cgi/wishing someone was real joke comes from the streamer jerma, it was a huge joke for ages with him idk why people are saying it about george 😭😭
@prinxessstache
@prinxessstache 11 ай бұрын
how does max manage to find himself in these wild situations? 😭
@JBW27
@JBW27 Жыл бұрын
Probably misheard it, but i want George's roadman "man ya eat mold, even tho ya tink ya bread not old" accent as my text message tone 🤣 Dno if he realises, but it's perilously close to Native American at points 😅
@Ldel-ff7ig
@Ldel-ff7ig Жыл бұрын
Love your hat glen! 🥰
@pinkmiko6753
@pinkmiko6753 Жыл бұрын
Ahaha I love this podcast ❤
@aphrarandall7187
@aphrarandall7187 Жыл бұрын
Please don’t eat eggs that float it’s the other way around
@tiffanymallinson5117
@tiffanymallinson5117 Жыл бұрын
The fact you guys just forgot James McAvoy's name make me sad :((
@LucyInDisguise
@LucyInDisguise Жыл бұрын
You can buy a mattress without a bed... Comfier.
@ShanMartia
@ShanMartia Жыл бұрын
Currently watching whilst at the gym, thanks for the distraction from the treadmill 🤌🏼
@toukachuu127
@toukachuu127 Жыл бұрын
plz do a period simulator lol
@JBW27
@JBW27 Жыл бұрын
20:03 "Takes one to know one" - So that's why Max knows you then too George, surely? #chompchomp
@annaliseround4656
@annaliseround4656 Жыл бұрын
hi glen ❤️👋
@rebecca12morris
@rebecca12morris Жыл бұрын
Endo warriors 💪
@xxcandyxandyxx
@xxcandyxandyxx Жыл бұрын
Please how could you forget the lovely James McAvoy's name.
@maddieandlily28
@maddieandlily28 Жыл бұрын
George and max are so chaotic
@geeooo
@geeooo Жыл бұрын
“nunga nunga” IM PISSING MYSELF
@_clay_07
@_clay_07 Жыл бұрын
I got the praying mantis one correct!!
@gingernproud6514
@gingernproud6514 Жыл бұрын
George is so fit he can’t be real 😊
@Strawberry-ug1wy
@Strawberry-ug1wy Жыл бұрын
watching them struggle over james mcavoy in split was so funny 😭
@0530evan
@0530evan Жыл бұрын
GEORGE....did you go with ARTHUR??????
@minecraftnerd2175
@minecraftnerd2175 Жыл бұрын
Sorry max but georges version of the game was better. Also they would fit in a pencil case. Also George is becoming Arthurtv with this animal knowledge Edit: 1:03:12 yeh george your right i was really pissed for a second
@l0uisaaa_
@l0uisaaa_ Жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing abt him becoming arthur 😂
@Jmakesplayz
@Jmakesplayz Жыл бұрын
Use the : instead of . to make the time stamp clickable
@minecraftnerd2175
@minecraftnerd2175 Жыл бұрын
@@Jmakesplayz oh yeh thanks! I fixed it
@Jmakesplayz
@Jmakesplayz Жыл бұрын
@@minecraftnerd2175 that's okay 😊
@danielclarken9559
@danielclarken9559 Жыл бұрын
Hi
@rachelwanless3756
@rachelwanless3756 Жыл бұрын
Endometriosis gang ❤
@legster983
@legster983 Жыл бұрын
Max is just mental !!!
@kallidcy
@kallidcy Жыл бұрын
Can we change george clarkes voice actor pls, this voice is getting annoying
@korina-ellap3867
@korina-ellap3867 Жыл бұрын
Do penguins count? As a bird? Or an animal?
@lizblower2640
@lizblower2640 Жыл бұрын
Please don't eat eggs if they float 😂 that means they're bad, if they sink they're good
@annierose9450
@annierose9450 Жыл бұрын
endometriosis/adenomyosis chain below ⬇️⬇️
@beccgaming4072
@beccgaming4072 Жыл бұрын
Endo gang
@underscorejen
@underscorejen Жыл бұрын
i wish geroge was real, such a shame :(
@ah795u
@ah795u Жыл бұрын
My goodness both of those roadman accents were terrible, but George sounded like he was trying way harder
@gingernproud6514
@gingernproud6514 Жыл бұрын
@emilysyoutubeaccount4894
@emilysyoutubeaccount4894 Жыл бұрын
Max where are you looking to buy your bed from 😂😂 you definitely DONT have to spend thousands lmao
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