Google I/O 2018 keynote in 14 minutes

[@FatLazyCat93]

Google Assistant straight up murdered the comp

[@raulrivero9738]

Cody Oak SIRI might just be dead by now huh? 😂

[@Elysiabikha]

Raul Rivero maybe but google gather more info with that and I dont like that

[@SergioRamirez-ri4ri]

hey cortana ask alexa to ask goolge what the weather is like outside

[@mr.horseshoe2301]

I'm an iPhone user and I admit Siri is really, really stupid. Embarrasingly so.

[@julskechap]

Computer

[@nathangek]

Duplex is the craziest thing ever, so cool.

[@midnitestate]

PNathan next level

[@GrayOwl.]

next level spam calls incoming soon

[@jonathanrouse]

scott nsiah ikr, my thoughts exactly

[@danyv1826]

...Skynet is born

[@ithinkitworks]

PNatha

[@TopEvt]

Finally Google assistant can make calls and do assistant jobs. Great work google. This is the most advanced assistant now for sure.

[@fmkhan213]

TopEvt it always has been!

[@omarbukhary]

Personally, I think this is a bit excessive tbh even though it is a huge step in AI advancements as that call only took about 30-40 seconds which can be expended even in someones very busy day. Moreover, where do we draw the line with this technology in terms of making phone calls with family or friends when it's not actually us? In terms of medical scenarios where the user is incapable of calling the emergency room or doctor, then the technology seems to have a place and may actually be useful but a hair salon appointment..doesnt seem very necessary.

[@ZeNashB]

"Ok Google, Call mom and inform her that Im going for a movie with friends and wont be able to talk until afterwards" How is that a bad thing? Ofcourse it has its own unique voice and not mimicking your own. I know it may be able to mimic our voices too, one day, but as long as its us making that choice, its fine.

[@omarbukhary]

Nahush Bhat that's fair if it wasn't possible to have a few seconds to call her and let her know or even message her instead. I think the point which you've made applies to more critical scenarios where it would put something detremental at risk such as a job or so where this would be a more than welcome addition. Hopefully this doesnt lead to people choosing not to speak to their close ones in the future because theres an easier and quicker option :p.

[@sadbravesfan]

"Ok Google, call me Nut Burger from now on." "OK Google, make a reservation for Chili's at 7:00 tomorrow." "Hi, thanks for calling Chili's. How may I help you." "I would like to make a reservation for Nut Burger."

[@gunjeetsingh90]

Email a friend to ask if they want to get taco's ... What year is this again ?

[@yakovhadash]

Google still hasn’t figured out how to manage and control text messaging

[@Avengerie]

1984

[@arc4dia23]

Avengerie underrated comment

[@mcgil8891]

😂😂

[@annhz08]

Tacos is the food of the future 🌮

[@sabithpkcmnr]

*"Mm-hmm" ~ 2018*

[@himalpandey09]

Sabith Pkc Mnr lol IMAO - 2050

[@VjetnameseNo1]

that Mm-hmm is so adorable . Whose voice is that ?

[@dismalthoughts]

"Whose voice is that" This isn't Siri. It's not pre-recorded replies. It's deep learning analyzing many petabytes of recorded language and processing it to be able to reconstruct it artificially. Whose voice? Our voice. Everyone that Google has ever recorded.

[@latebloomer2]

wavenet

[@TrendTimes]

Sabith Pkc Mnr I

[@theabbes24]

6 voices and no Morgan Freeman's voice ?

[@nana-cq9mn]

adam salhi omg you are right

[@ahassan05]

adam salhi Right. I'd also like a Samuel L. Jackson voice

[@alsayedjalal]

Abdul a cursing Samuel L Jackson google assistant voice would be hilarious 😂😂

[@ahassan05]

jalal majid Exactly what I had in mind 😂

[@LashanR]

they got john legend. Don't know why they left that out

[@BWAcolyte]

Android W: Your phone can now make friends and hang out with them for you. Quick, easy, fun. No need to leave your hibernation pod!

[@CaptainBanana]

Nice idea 😂

[@user-zy3tv7bk3g]

😂

[@deepak1725]

Haha cool

[@duwangchew]

Android Z: Your phone can now interact with other people's phones and make friends like that, so you can live peacefully in the matrix, while your phone lives for you.

[@Tyshark9]

release date please...

[@aditya95sriram]

@Verge these Supercuts are the best. Keep em coming

[@Speaker_Network]

Aditya Sriram Agreed i enjoying these extended highlights.

What if they were done by AI?

[@thesharanaithal]

Aditya Sriram, agreed!

[@Assamjobonline]

In the purpose of this types of video *Verge* is the best 💪💪

[@moustafamohsen]

yeah, they nail those type, but others aren't that bad also

[@amirrehan6917]

This is marvellous and impressive. But, should Google have an additional feature to let the other person know they are talking to a Robot or an actual person?

[@HumbertoGRNeto]

Google Duplex is crazy (3:10). Amazing progress!

[@ignasb]

man, I double checked the calendar. It's not the April 1st. That is nuts!

[@johnsnow2654]

Humberto Neto I don’t see it working very well at all

[@ignasb]

Pravin Ramana: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oom4gmB6mbh3pacm56s mind=blown

[@Kashimax]

I have my doubts.

[@narendrayadavkkc]

Humberto Neto but who use

[@mintchocolateik]

Do you guys remember when google was a search engine

[@einc70]

Primarily Pluto verily

[@Saeroye]

I was just thinking that !

[@stonecat676]

This is but a small milestone in the history timeline of Google's path to world domination.

[@Letsgopetco]

Primarily Pluto imagine 20 years from now

[@iykazorji8171]

Was Google a search engine? Wow... You learn new things every day!

[@aryajonathan3733]

*GOOGLE:* You get AI! And you get AI! *everyone gets AI!*

[@selentatsukienjoyer]

Arya Jonathan HIMYM references

[@Senaihh]

I hope there are lot of people who understands this meme.

[@jhn2121]

Arya Jonathan hahaha

[@smpltxt.]

Arya Jonathan lol

[@KangJangkrik]

APPLE: You pay more! and You pay more! Everyone poor, *I'M RICH*

[@N0N0111]

We give you. we give you. we give you. What they really do is. We take from you. we take from you. we take from you.

[@dustbinsavesyou8283]

Well, not everything is free

[@Casshern_Sin]

Siri is sitting in the corner of a dark room with a bottle of vodka and half eaten bowl of insta-noodles, crying and feeling despondent. Cortana simply threw herself in front of a self-driving Uber. Bye-bye competition.

[@shawnschoonmaker]

Casshern hysterical

[@TiffanyNguyen]

you forgot about alexa

[@SirFaceFone]

Tiffany Nguyen Alexa is alive and well. She even integrated with Cortana awhile back.

[@cryptomoonmonk]

😂

[@tarunkesavasai5252]

Bixby-Did someone talk about assistants?

[@TheCharleseye]

When Google Assistant calls a company that has an automated menu, will it press 1 for English or 2 for Spanish?

[@MournfulWalrus]

there are actually already apps that do that lifehacker.com/5470697/fonolo-skips-automated-customer-service-phone-trees-now-on-iphone its pretty neat. the future I mean

[@DavidBrigge]

Charles Eye good question

[@gabobo]

3 for Duplex

[@MrNoFaceOfficial]

probably the device's default language if it's available in the automated menu

[@ej_tech]

I now have a guide to what phone brands to get next.

[@denielldevries]

Dibyadarshan Pati nokia...

[@GeorgeRRFloyd]

Dibyadarshan Pati the new ones aren't that bad

[@tejasm7764]

But ntn comes close to pixel

[@henriquer8453]

EJ Tech RIP Samsung 😓

[@lukas2712]

Xiaomi

[@jamieh6084]

*The amount of our lives that can be processed and recorded now is pretty unsettling.*

[@MrManBuzz]

TheoDeo Because it's incredibly invasive. With this Google knows more about you than you do yourself. I don't know if giving a private company that much power is a good idea. I think the technology is amazing but there certainly are some worrying elements to it.

[@Fusion42Music]

We're all basically putting bugs in our homes, cars, offices, everywhere. It's all voluntary too. Crazy, 20 years ago (even 10!) people would be trippin if they knew what we would become.

[@ThapeloMKT]

John Smith well I'm not important so it's fine

[@LokiDaFerret]

John Smith sadly we are all creatures of habit which is why AI learning is accelerating so quickly in this area. It just goes to show how much information Google knows about you. Law enforcement must be very very happy! Ditto for hackers.

[@adityakashyap951]

In the end youre gonna die , it does not matter .

[@Afong.]

Not sure if I should be excited or scared... 🤔

[@TheToxicMegacolon]

I'm really impressed. Love you Google Team ❤️

[@thesharanaithal]

💯👏👌

[@123rtXd]

I do too but also all of this is just more ways for Google to collect data about you to sell to companies and profit or use to control more of our lives tbh. Amazon is doing something similar

[@coperwayne2994]

@@123rtXd don't use youtube or Google or Amazon then.

[@Nick-vk4gw]

Dude google is skynet and I am HYPED for the apocalypse

[@cerealkiller5599]

Calvin Zhang That's were you're wrong, kiddo

[@Koffiato]

Calvin Zhang doesn't have ability? They're making closed source OS's, custom chips etc.

[@user-zy3tv7bk3g]

😂😂👌🏻

[@Elysiabikha]

Calvin Zhang they can but don’t do it. Because protect privacy is priority.

[@amanrehan1353]

"mm-hmm"

[@samuelxander]

Hal 9000 must be really proud

[@lloyd-iwnl-5829]

Samuel.ne :/ feelsbadman

[@The-Rest-of-Us]

Nothing about the product which drives 95% of their revenues - ads and data monetisation. Why?

[@luketoh1]

They are collecting everything you ask from Google, everything you point your phone's camera at, they know what is in your home, what you eat, what you drink, what's in your home, what you like/dislike, what you think...

[@brunohplemos]

See 2:43 ⚠️

[@The-Rest-of-Us]

"Isn't it annoying for us that you need to say 'Hey Google' every time before we can listen in and monetise your conversation? Now, we won't have to wait for you to say 'Hey Google' every time. We call this 'continued data mining'." That would have been more honest.

[@Majora96]

Every single new predictive feature they show here is reliant on collecting your data in new ways.

[@mungy27]

why are y'all complaining? you have a Gmail account lmao clearly you don't care about your privacy you're just acting like you do to look cool on the internet lol

[@djdipanshujain7]

Thanks Verge for this amazing highlight.....

[@DennisSchmitz]

Duplex is scary...

[@samkennedy6677]

Dennis Schmitz no its not. It's so amazing. How can you think that??

[@mingdemers8895]

Scary cool!

[@mingdemers8895]

But yeah, it could be utilized wrongly...

[@Oncopoda]

Thomas DeMers Name something that can't be abused or utilized incorrectly.

[@DavePark]

Thomas DeMers Yeah, I was thinking that at first, but changed my thoughts since the Assistant is configured only for certain actions like setting up an appointment in this case. You can't tell it what to say, and if you're thinking about prank or maybe even stalk calls, there's already voice changing technology for that 😉

[@techpassion4126]

9:58 That reminds me of the same feature on old Lumia Windows Phones from a long time ago. It's so nice to see it here on Google Maps in a more modern form! I always loved that ^^

[@kornkernel2232]

TechPassion I think its more of Nokia's app instead of the Windows Phone itself, though these street view overlays are not new, but we got it better now because of added implementation of AR techniques, which wasn't much of a thing before. Shame that Microsoft just can't get head around consumers consistently and executed well on the mobile front, despite their capability. Oh well, at least some of the good things from them are now available to other platforms that most people use, which is a win-win.

[@techpassion4126]

KornKernel Hence why I mentioned the old Lumias in particular! ^^ But yeah, Windows Phones did have quite a number of things going for it! But being first to do something won't mean anything if the person who created it isn't gonna work on it. Right now Windows Phone feels abandoned by Microsoft, at least in my opinion, hence why I'm on Android now. I'm assuming you used a Windows Phone before too?

[@kkenny]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought it looked familiar. Likewise, I'm also a former Lumia 720 user!

[@ronbaer67]

it was windows phones since it was on my m8 for windows

[@LT1316]

HERE Maps was pretty cool

[@hophop9745]

my god this is starting to get creepy

[@TD2008T]

I'm fine with this AI helping out with medical related stuff but if it is gonna make entire conversations and maybe even RECORD them then I'm out.

[@noahluard]

agreed.

[@LouSaydus]

Oh we're just now really getting started. Wait another 10 years and you'll feel like today was some distance point in the past.

[@Mizosoop]

I'm so late, watching this. The phone call for the appointment was awesome.

[@ADRENELINEDUDE]

A lot of important moments were missed, but it's a good cut. 7.5/10 Verge.

[@icsolano]

im switching to the new pixel when it comes out #byeapple

[@daviddaaannggg]

iancs all I’m waiting for is hardware design that actually competes with the likes of Samsung and Apple. I really want to try a Pixel too

[@pookiepooh]

Sucker

[@user-bs9yz2vq7e]

iancs nice bait

[@CptKuashe]

Bye Privacy 👋

[@mayank66661]

Capitaine Haddock lol that moment when you realise android p is way more secure than your ishit.. 😂😂

[@VeryNuclearYT]

Thanos is better than AI, he destroys half of the humanity, but AI will destroy ALL!

[@scienceaintfiction-thatswh7934]

VeryNuclear don't like it? Don't use it... SIMPLE!

[@fragarena9910]

Hahah good one 🤣

[@Brazord]

LOL 😂

[@tremot7143]

See you somewhere in late 2019 Android P...

[@TetriVolt]

TheoDeo I think the joke is referring to the fact that he is a samsung user, in which case I feel his pain..

[@tremot7143]

Tetri Volt Even worse... LG.

[@Fusion42Music]

Yep us samsung users will have to wait. I don't mind my S8+ but these new features are pretty nice.

[@JCooK2007]

Already on the beta program right now #pixelornothing

[@deivshdz9565]

tremot Nit of you have a google Pixel mate? Having a phone where the company designs the hardware and software is pretty amazing.

[@The-Rest-of-Us]

2:43 "Isn't it annoying for us that you need to say 'Hey Google' every time before we can listen in and monetise your conversation? Now, we won't have to wait for you to say 'Hey Google' every time. We call this 'continued data mining'." That would have been more honest.

[@ShreyRupani]

Quite true! Also, hey! Nice to see you here!

[@kunns123]

Zuckerberg, is that you?

[@CleridwenFR]

Well, when "Hey Google" is enabled, the microphone is still listening everytime, so i don't think that make a lot of difference...

[@AneeshPandey]

See even I don't like giving Google my data but let's face it... We just have to use some of their services that we just cannot switch right now eg Google maps and Gmail

[@wisgarus]

The Rest Of Us I heard a lot about stuff like this but what are they doing with our data? It can't be that bad

[@joaquinb]

frightening! awesome! but frightening

[@BigBadroid]

"Shush"- an easier way to forget your phone somewhere and have absolutely 0 chances of finding it ever again!

[@farfromsensibletv]

Find My Phone will still function in shush presumably, and many people already put their phone on the table without leaving it

[@BigBadroid]

farfromsensible just said it was 'easier' not 'definite'. Chill out bro. Just a joke

[@xypleth]

It will probably have 2calls within 2mins to let the call through. Like on OnePlus phones and some other phones have similar

[@LokiDaFerret]

You could always add yourself as a starred contact so the phone will ring.

[@-phonehseng-4441]

Andrew Markhus google used to own moto

[@peoplearesaying245]

Wait a minute, did Google just pass the Turing test?

[@amanverasia]

Looks like that.

[@funkahontas]

It doesn’t think for itself, it’s just a disembodied voice of an AI that goes down a phrase map. If you say A then the AI says B and so on, it’s not thinking.

[@TreeGem]

No, I don't think so. Here a quote from wikipedia on the Turing test: "Turing proposed that a human evaluator would judge natural language conversations between a human and a machine designed to generate human-like responses. The evaluator would be aware that one of the two partners in conversation is a machine, and all participants would be separated from one another. The conversation would be limited to a text-only channel such as a computer keyboard and screen so the result would not depend on the machine's ability to render words as speech.[2] If the evaluator cannot reliably tell the machine from the human, the machine is said to have passed the test." If you're honest, in case you know beforehand that one of the two conversationalists is a computer, you'd recognize it in the example in the video. HOWEVER, as the speech rendering should not be included in your decision, it might pass the test, but then again, it might have passed it already years ago.

[@teunje]

I don't think so. They are trained for those specific scenario's.

[@stonecat676]

tunkor So are we. Each decision we make is also dependent upon what we've learned, not much deviation. The problem I see with people's expectation of ai is that it's dangerously unrealistic, and is the precise reason why skynet will be born.

[@adityashukla7849]

We've Updated Google Maps ! It'll now integrate tinder into it!

[@musilmark861]

INDroid hot singles near you!

[@Arthur-mk2vq]

Soon people's heads will have their Facebook profile above it

[@leolindahl4514]

I just got an ad from GOOGLE CHROME before a GOOGLE VIDEO on a service owned by GOOGLE. And I watched it from a GOOGLE PIXEL phone. Man, Google ownes me!

[@lipe4592]

This is real? Amazing... I can't wait to hear mm-hmm

[@MeepMeep88]

3:27 is that actually google assistance robot voice or an actual person? If it's the former, I'm impressed

[@tahjenn]

Candi Soda it's the AI

[@LouSaydus]

100% synthetic. The person on the salon's side is talking to a computer.

[@p.s.8171]

they passed the Turing test with that call.

[@EnDSchultz1]

I wouldn’t be surprised if it used a voice bank though.

[@PabloNeirotti]

The voice sounds more natural than those 6 robot-sounding voices shown earlier in the video, so I'd say this is just illustrative. I'd like to see a real demo though.

[@MUuulerOriginal]

Can't wait for Duplex bloopers coming up! :'D

[@NinjaRC]

This was very impressive. However while everyone is hating on Apple, i didn’t hear one thing on how Google plans to do all this while protecting the user’s privacy.

[@user-bs9yz2vq7e]

Conor Reay source?

[@peoplearesaying245]

The rise of machine learning is in part thanks to big Data. Without Data it may take decades to replicate the same results. Understand that machines are building models from your interaction with it and learning from those interaction. Humans are not looking at your particular interaction, your definition of privacy is insufficient given the context.

[@wilkinlow]

They literally knew everything about you already. What's the point eh. That's the reason Google is free and you pay with your data privacy

[@thomas0086]

Chrissel L exactly.

[@adityakashyap951]

Giving your face away to apple is more private .

[@shehzad2519]

OMG the first and last 2 voices are the best!

[@pauldilley8974]

Google is really cool, but at the same time, I am frightened by the amount of data collected. My voice, my location, my contacts, etc. And now, how we use my time. I just feel like, I prefer not to be tracked or watched.

[@Fabbydabby1]

You can just delete any thing from your profile if you want

[@Fabbydabby1]

Shan you can just go into my account then hit delete & that's it. Also you can use incognito mode to search for things & that works great.

[@Fabbydabby1]

Catalogus so have u not done that yet

[@golupandey1006]

Just tweak your privacy settings if you are so worried.

[@matthewwillson4725]

It is petty because nobody is gonna want to know anything about you. Let alone turning up your funeral...

[@cristianserrano320]

The Verge lies it is 13:59 minutes

[@Pleiades.]

You're lying it's actually 13:58

[@ethnsn]

Michael Narlidis actually you're lying it's 13:59

[@danishdezembro1116]

Michael Narlidis it actually 13:59

[@catalepsy8916]

THE VERGE EXPOSED

[@QuickBeat]

Ethan Sanchez no, youtube adds a second to every video, so its 13:58

[@usualyskint]

I wonder how much Google will charge to make the assistant call your business first? The illusion of choice has just become more illusive.

[@Aceuk13]

Phil ip No extra charges. Only your network normal charges.

[@usualyskint]

I mean, a business will be able to pay google to ensure the assistant will phone them when someone requests that service.

[@edwardr3192]

Phil ip good point. 'I want pizza' ....'calling pizza-hut'

[@gxexrxmxaxnx]

It will probably just ask you or just choose the nearest option.

[@alectoperez1383]

X88X yeah - I agree. Right now, if you say "take me to a hair salon," it'll ask"which one?" And provide a list of options. I don't see why it'd be any different now

[@jonathand9377]

Basically, the future is that we won't have to live by our self anymore?

[@zacharykimball1199]

great right?

[@farguc]

If u can afford it.

[@needimanh]

You your phone and .....google

[@VictorRodriguez-zp2do]

The problem is that computers are better than us can do calculations much more faster so the most logical decision is to let them do the works we can't do. Now they are only replacing simple jobs but once they get smarter there will be almost no need for us working. I hate that idea but is possible that in the next 100 years there will be almost no need for even programmers because they will be able to program themselves even better than we did

[@Ni_Siquiera]

I'm so glad you put a mandatory iPhone commercial prior to this video, you might want to integrate duplex into your ad system.

[@hunggarchristian]

Dude... this was inspiring af. Almost shed a tear my guy

[@is_sandman]

That background call thing is scary

[@TheEricwn]

Soo...if I don't say "Hey Google" to capture the attention of assistant, does that mean it's always recording and reacting to everything I say? "Ah, he's just talking about private matter X again, no need to reply..."

[@briancarlosgreen]

no. it just pays attention for 8 seconds and then goes back to normal. you can also disable this feature. you still must say hey google or okay google for the first request though.

[@Elysiabikha]

Eric Waweru is google they always capture it:

[@JadoPlays]

Brian Green if that's the case can you please explain how when I go to the Google settings and look back at my voice notes it also manages to record the hey Google part of my voice note if it was not recording before I said it. (Not trying to be rude just curious)

[@briancarlosgreen]

JadoPlays it does record. It just deletes audio it doesn't need if you haven't called for the assistant.

[@rcksnxc361]

Eric Waweru recording doesnt mean storing data so it doesnt really matter Even when it only uses “hey google”, it also has to record everything you say to know when you say it Adter it is recorded, it is checked whether you are requesting the service or not, after thats done, the recording is disposed

[@SatyamKumar-ts2jh]

Siri after this: *NO! GOD! PLEASE! NO!*

[@GeeyenBeatz650]

Satyam Kumar Siri is such trash. I wish I had google assistant on my iPhone X

[@RackaApps]

George Geeyen aah my good friend, you can download it. Look it up in the istore.

[@rambolambo3441]

Siri won't ever get as advanced as Google Assistant. It's because Apple doesn't know that much about you. It's a matter of privacy.

[@dariusduesentrieb]

Siri after this: Should I search for images of spaghetti?

[@rajjgtp]

siri : i don't know how to respond to that

[@prasenjit815]

Just one question what is the purpose of our life?

[@shivambhardwaj7605]

42

[@shekharsahu7000]

To make the earth a little better when we leave

[@Avengerie]

To be a law-abiding consumer, apparently.

[@sushkoli8034]

There is no purpose.. all things are illusion..

[@gimpTHEmaster]

prasenjit zankar The solution to life is not finding the right answer, the solution to life is finding the right question and looking for the answer till the day you die, it is the quest humanity yearns for, not the destination.

[@toyotagaz]

10:13 Can they replace that fox with Ugandan knuckles So that he can show me De wey...?

[@nathanows7]

Thabang Sithebe 😂😂😂😂😂🤦‍♂️

[@Guust_Flater]

@11:44 WEMO. Wonder how this system will work with police direction. Here in NL you must follow the directions of policemen over traffic rules, so he can order you to stop for a green light or go through a red light. How will the systeem deal with that !?

[@otomackena7610]

no it wont work because its model is not trained for that

[@Guust_Flater]

Altair exactly....but they let the cars drive without a driver (as back up / emergency). How can they be sure that during the first roll out there not will be a situation with a policemen giving directions? Maybe it is smart enough to 'just stop' if it does not know what to do....but thats only 50%, sometimes you have to move (follow police order), so i.e. a firetruck can pass a crossing. And even after training....will they ever be able to coop with police orders?

[@otomackena7610]

Guust Waymo is not planning for global roll out it will be only launched select cities in U.S. The system is not perfect that it can take care of things on its own. Things are different in ever region of the world so if they are launching Waymo in other country or unfamiliar region it has to be trained specifically for that region.

[@Guust_Flater]

Altair Just US and not the whole world, or just 1 city in the US, it does not matter. Lets say 1 city in the US, there is going to be a moment that it has to deal with a policemen. Is not a matter of 'if' , but 'wenn'. And then what !? If they have no solution for that, is it responsable to send out these cars without a (back up) driver !? No imo.

[@DanielLamando]

Guust Waymo is trained to understand hand signals from authority figures. They've shown the system recognizing these signals before.

[@Runnable19]

I was searching for this the past 2 hours, realising that google i/o is still ongoing 😂 n

[@Echo_344]

Who needs privacy anyway.

[@normaaliihminen722]

Is that a joke? If not then Can I have your credit card info and your social security number?

[@glorious_help]

PyrexVII ' when a dictator comes in power you will ask for privacy, and you won’t get any, you will live in N Korea status

[@dominiklynton2536]

GLR - The US under Trump is bad enough ;)

[@stonecat676]

GLR If we live under NKorea, then privacy would be the last thing I'm worried about.

[@normaaliihminen722]

Dominik Lynton Sir I'm afraid that you don't know what you are saying. Economy is BOOMING right now. www.investopedia.com/trump/

[@monikamann5484]

The smart compose feature is so cool. I love how it does so much writing done for me,

[@rulisastra]

Overwhelmed to just imagine that everyday people are making something new. We're not fast enough😓

[@timsecond]

Wow the AR used in Maps for navigation rocks!!

[@lutor6761]

now that's what i call *innovation*

[@stijnjasper]

Everyone is talking about Duplex. I'm just happy the pokedex is finally here (10:28)

[@arupjena9207]

The way sundar is presenting really awesome..😍😍

[@romulino]

that's how it all starts...

[@BlackJack393]

cyborgs inc

[@sandtrick]

yup kzbin.info/www/bejne/aJS1qnWMeK-Ff7s

[@aureostar7044]

🤣🤣😂😂👍👍

[@selfsage1]

Thanks verge, good job !!

[@donald8568]

But the google fit app still broke...

[@shilpaghosh4835]

Donald o

[@shilpaghosh4835]

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[@kopfmann45]

The "duplex" is fascinating, but this "shush" feature is very useful too! How come no one has thought about it before?

[@deepsneyomi8595]

as we get to know the new feature but who gives the presentation gives the value to the product so it has a value

[@zeys1073]

isn't this what musk talked about?

[@delic.]

Zeys no. A virtual assistant is far different from AGI

[@SlippyFox1]

If you work in a call center you may kiss your job goodbye!

[@-eurosplitsofficalclanchan6057]

SlippyFox nope, the code is buggy af google saying they need around 10 to 20 years to perfect it

[@SlippyFox1]

I didn't say it would happen right away. But if you think it wont happen then you are deluded.

[@xsuploader]

10 to 20 years to perfect it ? Are you joking or what ? Why would they announce this and then make a statement like that.

[@-eurosplitsofficalclanchan6057]

Akram Choudhary because its true as many developers have known for tine

[@-eurosplitsofficalclanchan6057]

SlippyFox as a programmer i know that true artifical consciousness is impossible

[@juliekristinehovet]

did he just say liquid cooling? damn

[@Obywatel_RP8P]

That new assistant skills... jaw drop.

[@katekate5583]

Great, it can contribute and complement to people those are weak in communication, memory, decision making etc.

[@aryajonathan3733]

Its awesome and scary how well ahead of the pack google is. They push the consumer tech further through the focus on smarter software while building their own version of skynet androids (pun intended).

[@berliandro]

Press R to pray Rip iphone

[@PrasuY2JPrasanth]

I have a doubt that Google assistant make call to which hair salon which place does it call

[@kingundfaker]

It will probably just call the hair salon you have added to your contacts

[@hiareeb]

Nudel holz Or maybe the one that's near you with a fine rating, if it's the first time you're using the AI

[@Simon-nx1sc]

Or the one that payed google to be the top pick...

[@Chandrikareddyy]

plz try to add the option to pay from your side itself for appoint. :P it will help us to save a lot of money too ... :D good job :)

[@GustiRaditiaMadya]

I think this is great updates. The way Google Assistant make reservation is I believe an advanced tech. I actually more concern about the way the presenters do presentation. I know there were giant monitors in front of them so they could easily read the slides. But it made their eyes more often look down than looking at the audience. They at least should have understand the deck that will be presented, so that they only need a glance to see the slide below, then can directly speak while looking at the audience. The feel will be very different

[@zMatty]

10:11 do you know de wey?

[@ChannelX24]

I can just see the Duplex memes coming...

[@khunt1947]

I remember when the Xbox had camera, video and voice recognition and then got kill for having these features Now everyone 👏 for this stuff wow how time pass.

[@chioma916]

i have this sinking feeling about this, like its the beginning of a black mirror episode

[@KingMartinelli]

This feels very inspiring yet pretty scary. Shows how powerful AI got within such short time and how much reality is being shifted more and more into the digital world

[@alexhein1738]

I heard ai is gonna be smarter then Us by 2029

[@zacharykimball1199]

probably.

[@MrManBuzz]

Alex Hein It already is at certain things. A human will never be able to beat an AI at chess now for example.

[@alexhein1738]

MrManBuzz well my friend beat the ai at chess.

[@MrManBuzz]

Alex Hein I can't tell if that comment is being facetious or you're young and naive or what but you're wrong. An AI will never lose to a human at chess now if it's playing to win. Hell that's been true since the late 1990s.

[@railpressureflip]

Ghost In The Shell is set in 2029. Co-incidence?

[@JamoWaffleSponge]

A google keynote wouldn’t be complete without mentioning “AI” and “machine learning”.

[@smallbluemachine]

JamoWaffleSponge - This isn’t an Amish farm conference.

[@evolution718]

that moment when you question ur loyalty to APPLE #stepitup

[@mahballzrhari]

this is EXACTLY why I won't go to Android or use Googlle services except KZbin obv. too much knowledge about me.

[@SirFaceFone]

that moment when you question ur loyalty to GOOGLE #moredataforadvertisers

[@samstrc]

@@mahballzrhari lmao they don't give 2 shits about you

[@simongoricar6320]

This sounds so much like "The Circle", it's actually scary when you think about it.

[@AntTonyLOLKID]

8:03 i remember a video talking about how apps are bright on purpose to attract the attention of the user (e.g. instagram icon change) and how when you change the screen into grayscaled mode, it will help users use the phone else because its bland. I like how Google is going through with this method

[@faizul3747]

Wtf did anyone notice that Google is adding all its features like Android P,Google Lens to all the mobile companies *EXCEPT SAMSUNG* !?

[@it_was_my_cat]

10:11 they better have an option to have a small red echidna to show me da wey instead of a fox smh

[@zorkc495]

feed the Google Hive mind

[@涛-y6j]

very excited but it seems not available for public until today

[@Dimitry4Life]

That upside down do not disturb seems rather useful actually

[@amaanfazal3214]

Is it me or anyone else is getting a ton of references from Black Mirror here!🧐😟

[@pawanthapa4940]

Pixel 3 here I come!

[@gravist.8848]

I have a feeling, by 2020 google is gonna be so OP in every tech field, even smartphones. Watchout sammy and iphone!

[@austinslater9549]

Samsung runs android already though.

[@xsuploader]

He means hardware

[@thecerebrum.]

@verge you guys pioneered these supercuts, you do it best, others are just copying the idea 😏

[@pixelatedwarrior8990]

I want to deck out my house with everything here. Imagine what this technology will be in like 5 years

[@fiatmultiplaa]

Just when I'm thinking about switching to iOS android improves so much...

[@WilderPoo]

WWDC is just around the corner, who knows, by some miracle Siri might be better.

[@mahballzrhari]

Siri can never compete with assistant. Assistant is powered by Google's ai, massive search, youtube, gmail etc. data mining. privacy-siri, convenience and superior assistant - google. make your choice.