IF HARRY POTTER HAD FACEBOOK 3

[@Terry-wo4up]

sirius and lupin making dad jokes was the purest thing

[@jameslocke6207]

Yes lol 😆

[@pinkgiraffe378]

Yes lol

[@_Starzy]

Yes lmao

[@baitameen]

GEM :D eeEXUSE MEE!? IT’S ILLEGAL TO HATE REMUS LUPIN >: C

[@Anam.Fatima19]

and Snape joining in too 🤣

[@KaiboStudios]

THE DELIVEREY OF THE "E-SNAPE" JOKE HAS ME.... *ROWLING* 😂

[@georgehater8370]

@Elsie Deik I will never ron away from a good dad joke (;

[@pearllamdeaf]

Stop being SIRIUS!!

[@knsinha9062]

Who's Rowling Daniel Radcliffe wrote Harry Potter

[@tbnratlangamer242]

Worst dad joke ever

[@tbnratlangamer242]

@@knsinha9062 and f*ck is wrong with you

[@YoruEcchi]

“Little hitler” look of his youth.

[@elizabethr_m]

Meow... 🐸

[@notsoawesomesauce-6551]

Lol

[@carolsimtoneyeah1880]

When Umbridge said ‘MEOW’ Me:Gringy NesS NesS nEss😟😐🥴😑😬😲😮🙄

[@Madisongs]

You’re almost at 666 likes

[@dustin457]

Oh I dunno, im personally fond of this look. ;P

[@overripeschnitzel]

“Surely you can’t be serious!” “No. I _am_ Sirius” *Never gets old.*

[@zippymcfIy]

It got old

[@siso_brawlstars1110]

@@zippymcfIy no it never does

[@shototodoroki3573]

Sirius: oh also, don’t call me Shirley

[@Tyrelshed123]

@@zippymcfIy no

[@hermionegranger4974]

I know right. Sirius Black was so brave. Harry still misses him, you know. He's still quite heart broken and tries to change the subject while talking about him. Poor Harry. My daughter Rose keeps asking for a memory of Sirius. My God Rest Him In Peace. 😌

[@tsriketwm7274]

5:11 well dobby, if harry were to name his children with the names of all who sacrificed for him, he would have to either raise a city or have his offspring write their names for half an hour

[@NONAME-zf8wz]

No make Albus's name Albus Severus Remus Nymphadora Cedric Dobby James Lily Sirius Potter or something

[@jamess624]

.

[@jasperpretzle]

JAMS Dream Fred teo times?

[@marcuslegs]

Gy Perele FRED DESERVES HIS NAME IN SOMEONE ELSE’S *twice*

[@kirishimaa6151]

TSrikeTWM a country of kids. Poor Ginny

[@michellemckillop7973]

*the Snape laugh killed me 😂 AND when Umbridge went mEoW*

[@lunalovegood3547]

Hahaha

[@hanap2567]

I liked Sploosh better

[@hawksswifeyn9870]

The Snape one lol

[@Mizukisupremaxy]

I prefer ‘eh he he.’

[@sipraroy8043]

Me too..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣..Snape could never laugh like that..lol..

[@Cupcakkes2girlsand1cup]

The "I want your krum inside my golden snitch" makes the caster pregnant

[@kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151]

Interestingly enough, every person, magic or not, can cast this spell.

[@randomgames7157]

U are soooooo right

[@britishsongbird]

But... No one gets pregnant bc... *_Fetus Deletus_*

[@dreamcatcherbohol6299]

I like viktor a lot..

[@yellout99girl2]

Sea Slasher lmao

[@cheesehater1417]

Ron: and your cat hates me- Hermione: RUBBISH

[@gloriahernandez8446]

Yes

[@hermionegranger4974]

Thanks a lot.

[@ojas_kothekar]

​@@hermionegranger4974 Avada Kedavra

[@lunovawastakenpog3]

I DIED WHEN SNAPE MADE A JOKE😂

[@funtimefoxygamerz9529]

Same

[@inevitablynevermore]

Same. I imagine that’s exactly how Snape would act Facebook. He would totally laugh at his joke like that.

[@ecchinysa8249]

There is no E-Snape ing

[@carsclub8422]

I didn't get it at first tho

[@wiseoracle9328]

Well, he tried to make a joke😂

[@sanjamacak9794]

Sirius: hey did you get the present *picture of broom shows up* Harry: thats from you. You can be serious Sirius: no i AM sirius I laught so hard he made a pun.

[@hannah.6374]

Yessss thats so funny😂😂😂

[@lunalovegood3547]

I am -Sirius-

[@Mizukisupremaxy]

I love puns. I love Undertale too. It’s Sans-Sational. If you don’t get the joke then I prefer Snape-Chat to Facebook, honestly. See; I can (ah sheet what word) loop-in 3 jokes.

[@punkwrestle]

He hasn’t been the same since he combined with XM radio!

[@coyotix]

500th like. You deserve it

[@frankielouisa930]

If voldermort made his nose a Horcrux Harry wouldn’t have found it

[@ct4m80]

YEAH BUT VOLDEMORT WOULDN' T KNOW WHERE IT IS

[@sriniadimulam5263]

😂

[@lunalovegood3547]

@@ct4m80 Ahaha yes

[@GP-hn3qy]

Haha

[@daphi479]

OMG yessssssssssssssssssss

[@idekknow9241]

I love how Snape always posts and is like “did you get it mister potter?”

[@Tony-km6kg]

"I was... studying"

[@aita_sageblood]

Tony Oh really Miss.Granger? And do you mind telling me what; "I want you to Krum in my Golden Snitch!" does?

[@ggt47]

Tony I might need to change schools.

[@ianp9014]

Tony yes

[@migsmethinks5801]

Can't help but wonder: is porn a thing in the wizarding world? How does it work?

[@Robbie_Riot]

Migs Methinks maybe that's the spell

[@novadselir1068]

Her wand under the sheets lmao

[@darkbolt6270]

Novad selir why the eff would you want to stick a wand up your stuff. You might utter a spell and then what...

[@novadselir1068]

Haha apparently she didn’t mind

[@r.l8410]

Lol

[@eevee2962]

It's a masterbating joke

[@yeahno744]

Dark Bolt she could use a vibration spell... 0-0

[@sophia-di1xd]

"Sleep with one *sexy* eye open Harry Potter, for the *sexy* boy who lived will soon be the *sexy* man... WHO DIED!" XD I died 😂😂😂

[@meganwells729]

Like Harry is

[@randomentity7463]

You earned my like

[@jagdeepsingh9515]

@cutiecupcake is the best eagle is the symbol for ravenclaw. No hate!

[@jagdeepsingh9515]

@cutiecupcake is the best lol ok 😅 did u subscribe to me?

[@abidghafoor9133]

I guess your the sexy man/girl who died.....

[@mollyconnelly5309]

Why is no one talking about “little hitler” 😂

[@h--notabotijustlikefontslo3790]

Lol

[@nanananaxhhd4330]

actually the top comment talk about that

[@aarya4627]

Hitler is a muggle

[@alynavora9075]

Everyone is saying that :p

[@Levithegreat-gq8sl]

Lmao

[@dalelash2nd743]

McGonagall: talks about Hermione being naughty under the covers with her wand. Me: I'm dead. XD

[@ryenixstyx5231]

lol

[@DgardsGaming]

Ron: 😡

[@DgardsGaming]

Alana Riddle she does and she was using it as the other type of wand 😂

[@VIZOP]

@@DgardsGaming Krum has a big wand with a liquid like substance which entered hermoines golden snitch

[@ranyaj.1778]

Lmaooooooo the thing is I can’t imagine Hermione being dirty

[@shenaespeedy429]

Dobby: Why didn't Harry Potter name his child Dobby Potter? Harry: JESUS F&!$&# CHRIST!!! DOBBY?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD! That one got me 😂😂😂

[@justinflorian6868]

ikr

[@neonheartzz]

Same 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nojumper01]

and dobby hid it somewhere...

[@craftchild_9151]

Am I the only one who was like "finally...." when dobby died? 😂

[@miajunesubiela]

Helena Berthiaume 🙃 that’s just mean and spiteful

[@littledarlings7169]

Harry: I’m going to bed Draco: Can I slythrin?

[@c_savage073]

😂😂

[@kileybee4167]

Me and my Drarry heart loves this

[@Kuriboh1008]

@@kileybee4167me *laughs in nerd*

[@ivanajimenez8a]

Ummmm please no... Im telling Harry

[@xShadow_MD]

I'm cringing

[@random._..person9946]

When Harry literally cursed when he noticed Dobby was alive, I laughed so hard but then wondered, who did Dobby kill?

[@nanananaxhhd4330]

bellatrix

[@slytherinsfavorite7441]

Wait... What?

[@random._..person9946]

@@slytherinsfavorite7441 idk what i just typed

[@petsoverpeople8980]

@@slytherinsfavorite7441 yeah she did by throwing a knife at him

[@slytherinsfavorite7441]

@@petsoverpeople8980 no it's cuz the comment said "who did dobby kill"

[@Alicia-pj7my]

*When voldemort misses his looks scene* Me : "Hey, remember the time where Voldemort had a nose?"

[@ymarinajung]

No.

[@savagexsamura38heart98]

I'm your 200th life ke

[@emilismitkus8938]

“I want your krum inside my golden snitch” RoastedXD(^.^)

[@jaiddeng6506]

😑

[@pingpongball90]

lol

[@jamesthewatcher3932]

Why would the teacher even talk about that..

[@Gg-qx3vo]

I died😂😂😂

[@jandrei3348]

420 likes. Sorry, dude. Don't wanna ruin it

[@Sayakuru]

Oh god i love the part when vernon says "Petunia is going to kill us. We ignorantly appropriated wizard culture! We need to get these removed!" But i mostly love the Petunia one XDDDD

[@Miss.showtime]

ME TOOO

[@poorvika8297]

"meh.... Still a better story than the cursed child" I wish she'd actually say that..... And say.... '... Yes.... It was a huge joke! It's not cannon!'

[@cuca_]

Sameee

[@papajohnarooski1542]

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO IS DYING AT SNAPE'S COMMENTS!??

[@kc6110]

kawaii eleimaylove 🙌

[@MsWatismyname]

Severus was lretty funny I admit. They just hate him to much to see his humor.

[@papajohnarooski1542]

Regulus Black snape is beautiful

[@MsWatismyname]

Agreed. Though I will never mention it to him, as he would probably make a sarcastic and cutting remark in embarrisment.

[@papajohnarooski1542]

Regulus Black that would probably be best. I must go now, I have a potion glass to get to. [ravenclaws be like]

[@xlinaa27]

You should do “If Harry Potter has Snapechat!”

[@dayrichuisstraight4709]

Snapechat

[@arandomuser9459]

Sailor Weebo Aw man I was gonna say that....😂.....

[@cassandraserrano4364]

Its snapechat not Snapchat

[@noahgroenewoud4754]

Cassandra Serrano AHAHA! Imagine if Snape made another dad joke on snapEchat

[@theenderbee]

No you mean snapechat

[@claire8126]

“JESUS CHRIST, DOBBY!!!” Never gets old

[@ppaul1ne]

Yeh

[@WildArtistsl]

right

[@alexashley9140]

Ikr! 😂😂😂

[@HarryPotter-dm7go]

Do you know how to get rid of Dobby without killing just asking for myself

[@Whoisthat_]

Claire_ Bear yea i laughed a lot

[@estelasabeniano5]

Harry Potter: Hey Voldemort lets go get piercings! Voldemort: sorry Harry, you’re gonna need your parents permission first.

[@aminadyer5768]

OoF

[@amirahcottonwood4852]

NOOO

[@nominiater9256]

Harry Potter: Did you just make a joke about killing my parents not funny dude.

[@kaputt_jay3873]

Harry: Eh, I wanted us to have matching noserings, but . . .

[@Yes_im.a-lordpeacock]

Ask his uncle

[@alexashley9140]

J.K. Rowling: "Meh. Still a better story than the Cursed Child." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mahaalharbi7581]

HAHAHAHA OMG I READ THAT BOOK LOL

[@fionamccrory8280]

So true though

[@bbbbeccaroni]

I read the cursed child and it literally was this 👉👈 close to ruining the whole series for me.

[@naomistewart9914]

@Alex Asley ARE YOU A HUFFLEPUFF I AM TOO cool

[@alexashley9140]

@@naomistewart9914 YESS HUFFLEPUFFS UNITE 💛

[@ohwow007]

Wow, McGonagall ruined Hermione.

[@kristincox3299]

That’s what I call a sweet burn

[@W1LBURZZ]

Yeet

[@delaney2889]

🤣🤣

[@delaney2889]

Actually Crookshanks did..

[@needhelp3195]

Crookshanks did

[@nishantrajani7372]

Still better than the cursed child 😂 that one killed me

[@nidiaadorno2732]

Nishant Rajani yes

[@eldara3]

The sad thing: it's true. The Cursed Child was some sort of really bad fucked up fanfiction.

[@GeekLevel-dk6mv]

Nishant Rajani Agreed, I did kinda hate the cursed child. But ya, agreed. That one also killed me XD

[@jdguymon6023]

Same 😂 it's so true though...

[@bhelbe1746]

Death eaters:*killing muggles* Petunia:*kills husband and son* That got me crying XD

[@hidadimhungry2528]

"I want your Krum in my Golden Snitch" I died rippp

[@mycahrain]

I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING

[@sholalittle5032]

Hermione Jean Granger-Weasley Oh, don’t deny it Heromine, we all know what you were doing.

[@mycahrain]

Shola Little 😳 n-n-nothing

[@Greendalewitch]

"Can you tell me what the spell "I want your Krum inside my golden snitch does?" " Me: Makes you squirt?

[@gachapotterhead7158]

oh... i was doing n-n-nothing😅

[@leviackerman7992]

Jk Rowling: "still better story than the cursed child" I just died laughing 😂😂😂

[@lunalovegood3547]

Both is still better

[@jothilakshmi1860]

Yeah it made me crack

[@jothilakshmi1860]

@@lunalovegood3547 hey luna

[@officxlsofti8558]

i just reached that part when i was reading this lmao

[@Gimdxtr]

I would have preferred that.

[@dtbyar]

Is it just me or is everyone else scared of dobby now?

[@weaseldude6484]

I am.

[@CatholicMaan]

I AM AND IM HARRY POTTER

[@prishas6995]

Ur not alone 😂

[@Miss.showtime]

I am!

[@ayesharavat756]

Dobby used to be my favorite character after Harry, Hermione and Ron

[@racergoddard718]

“Sleep with one sexy eye open Harry Potter, for the sexy boy who lived will soon be the sexy man... WHO DIED Omg 😳😂 this has me dead

[@gloriahernandez8446]

Same

[@vincentpendragon4724]

You can never e-Snape a good dad joke. Did you get Mr Potter I use my name as a pun too., get. It was fun while it is lasted.... Lol😂

[@cxnt4095]

This is a crying face ;-; This is Count Dracula ;_; This is a happy face :) This is a sad face :( This is a winky face ;) And this is the Umbridge face 🐸

[@KaiTheMemeKing]

🐸

[@NoName-uu6ly]

Battle Clouds 😂

[@cringevillager4993]

No the happy face is this :-) And the sad face is this :-( Voldemort’s face is this : )

[@checkers3456]

Alexander Choo no, this is :=(

[@gachagurl9108]

🐍-Basalisk 🐭-Scabbers (Peter Pettigrew) 🐱-Misses Norris

[@lillzpops789]

I screamed “AHHH DOBBY” when he said in a place Harry Potter hasn’t seen yet 😂😂😂😂😂

[@yousucks2222]

Lol ikr

[@lilyevanspotter3832]

I know where he’s talking about.

[@winterdays.]

@@lilyevanspotter3832 :O Spill

[@tnt1824]

@@lilyevanspotter3832 WTF LILY?!🤣

[@sathyanarayanay.h.9630]

@@lilyevanspotter3832 o my god 😂🤣

[@meliketopoststuff3192]

4:47 Harry:YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD DOBBY!!!! ME:AND WHY DO YOU HAVE THE SAME FACEBOOK ACCOUNT!?!?!?!

[@alayna8189]

1:01Professor Umbridge: Meow

[@p_neetv464]

Itz_ Lay-Lay! Why did you say “professor” she doesn’t deserve that respect 😂

[@BlackArcherGaming]

Call her DEMON UMBRIDGE

[@antonhansen9238]

That's literally Missy from Big Mouth!

[@hitch06innit54]

It’s funny cuz in order of Phoenix, she is OBSESSED with cats.

[@김도윤-q5d]

I thought it was Minerva who would turn into a cat...

[@lindsayangelinee7153]

"HOW IS THAT A GODDAMN SOLUTION?? KILL VOLDEMORT! BE OUR HERO!" *Aw, there we go! That's the support I was looking for all those years. Was that so hard?* OMG THAT KILLED ME

[@madisonjeannette2459]

ikr

[@justicedpotter6320]

😏

[@Pluto-yx6gx]

It was probably really hard for that to be said

[@steficrisma7130]

I just read your comment while listening to that part of the video

[@lucishell]

WHAT THE F*** IS WRONK WHIT DOBBY?!?!?!?!?!

[@josih7042]

I cant be serious when i See dobby the next Time in a Film......creeep

[@thetea5702]

Everything

[@aaaaaarde]

He became a pervert

[@marvel.fan1544]

Grammar please.

[@DrRitterstein]

I think the creator of this hates him for a an not understandable Reason………so that's why he made him look like a creepy crazy Pervert ………

[@HarCoolReviews]

Whenever Dobby arrives, I just pause the video, and mentally get myself ready

[@Yes_im.a-lordpeacock]

*lifts up cake ruining your relatives evening making them lock you up in a room*

[@HermioneGranger-yq6he]

​@@Yes_im.a-lordpeacock Personally I'd have stayed in the bedroom upstairs and let Dobby run wild downstairs

[@vaishnaviramesh1190]

I've waited way too long for this.. TWELVE YEARS, IN AZKABAN

[@lorekeeper685]

Vaishnavi Ramesh it was 1000000 million years in a another realm

[@insanespiders]

It's meant to be twelve years.

[@vaishnaviramesh1190]

Lizzie_Styles corrected, thanks for that 🙈

[@vortexconnor]

Vaishnavi Ramesh 100 things to do when your not at Hogwarts?

[@nace5956]

hahahahah

[@cantputmyname1594]

*_how funny, I just got a Facebook ad just before this_*

[@soaringeagle175]

Facebook ex-machina

[@soulsemblance3163]

Snape almost sounds like the real one

[@thekingofhearts43]

“Surely, you can’t be serious!” “No. I _am_ Sirius.” UAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAA

[@HermioneGranger-yq6he]

"Oof. Come on, really?"

[@toqsterstrudel4239]

"I...might need to change schools." *Ya think?*

[@toqsterstrudel4239]

Hermione, you should be ashamed of yourself.

[@cerysdunbar9967]

HERMIONE YOU KINKY A*SE

[@demmaenielle7523]

Hahahahha!😂😂

[@krisha3409]

change schools to durmstrang is what she'd want

[@applepi4160]

You don't think I am, I trusted Crookshankes

[@reeckgrims]

0:40 Snape's laugh 😂

[@madisonjeannette2459]

lol ikr I'm bloody dying over here

[@nicktheprick666]

Sounds like an N64 game crash

[@zaira2884]

Ha.......Ha......... _Ha_

[@callumbloomfield304]

Slytherin Lover hu hu hu hu

[@tuyennguyen76]

Slytherin Lover ha. ha. ha.

[@k.k.urniks.u211]

I woud rather watch a play about Harry and Ron,Hermione trying to find Dobby's horcrux inssted of Cursed child

[@Lesbehonest09]

YES JESUS YES

[@robertoacevedo2062]

I really hope they DumbleDO that.

[@DARK-vj1em]

What's wrong with the cursed child? I have no clue about the cursed child part. Didn't even know it came out

[@DARK-vj1em]

@Evie Daydream yeah I just bought the play of cursed child. It's a little different from all the previous parts but in a good way. It's not bad. And everything is different coz all the characters grew up

[@DARK-vj1em]

@Evie Daydream no i didn't see the play. I have a book of the play cursed child. Lol you've got a crush on scorpius?

[@some.random.shotaa2897]

Ahaha it’s so cute when Snape tried to join in on the dad jokes 🥺🥺🥺😂😂😂

[@orgamers1]

“AND ALBUS DOES!?!?!?” I cannot stop laughing

[@tappyghoststudios8351]

Why hello mr Potter

[@orgamers1]

The black emerald Ninja Why helllo

[@michealjacketson2719]

Hello Harry!

[@okaykaii4956]

well hello... pottah

[@okaykaii4956]

@@michealjacketson2719 hello miss. Luna Lovegood

[@epicvoiceguy]

I'm also Hagrid! (Shouldn'ta said tha..)

[@ziveisenstodt7419]

HOLY CRAP YOURE EPIC VOICE GUY!

[@sebastianmuller7013]

you can't e-snape it

[@ztancomfort187]

EpicVoiceGuy you just made me have a haGRIN on my face!

[@mysterynerd3591]

EpicVoiceGuy FUVK YES

[@cerys_xx3615]

EpicVoiceGuy could you please do if twilight had facebook? I just had an idea with mixing Cedric diggory as Edward Cullen's backstory lol

[@xoxlemaxoxqais5593]

Dobby came back to life just to ask Harry why he didn’t name a child ‘Dobby Potter’...🤣🤣🤣

[@s.nifrum4580]

0:02 to 0:52 Harry: “I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR ALL THIS POTTERING AROUND! I’M GONE! GOOD DAY BITCH!” Sirius: “well fine then shit” Snape: “what the hell was that” Dumbledore: “who the hell knows Severus, who the hell knows” Remus: “for once I have no idea what anybody did wrong” Harry: “wow, snuck that one right by you did I?” Snape: “what?” Dumbledore: “what are you talking about Harry?” Sirius: “huh?” Remus: “snuck what right by us” Sirius: “HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT IT!”

[@awesomesauce2068]

I was...studying....

[@KiWi-ti7nl]

Hermione Granger sure 😏

[@williamhickmott1835]

We all know what you were doing..., You sly little witch😉😉😉😉

[@lilyevans6329]

Sure....

[@VBond004]

You were adoring krum

[@MsWatismyname]

Miss Granger could have been learning how to play Quidditch for all we know. Being a Seeker is intresting..

[@punishercastle5487]

Liked this purely for the dad joke section

[@lisaparkinson935]

Who else thinks Neville is GRYFIND.... DAMMNNN SON

[@lisaparkinson935]

@Rylie Leon I know 😉

[@lollipop96537]

Myrtle sure does 😉

[@TooooooooRaw]

I love how they exposed hermione for pleasuring herself

[@HermioneGranger-yq6he]

GODDAMNIT CROOKSHANKS

[@jennithebear409]

Dumbledore:oh yes he Dumbledid Harry:oh lord please stop Slivers snap:you can never e-SNAPE Snape:you get it Mr.Potter

[@-turron-59yearsago23]

*I used my name as a joke too!* *get it?*

[@lunalovegood3547]

@@-turron-59yearsago23 err...yea-

[@HarryPotter-mw8bn]

Oh my god Hermione.

[@nidiaadorno2732]

Harry Potter ikr

[@L1z43vr]

Hey, remember when Voldemort had a nose, well we got something he doesn't have...Noses

[@GeekLevel-dk6mv]

Harry Potter *HARRY POTTER SENPAI!!! please notice me. °^°*

[@applepi4160]

HARRY!?!?!

[@unicorn_gameryt5006]

Harrylol

[@stormwolfrowan583]

The greatest Dad Jokes Sirius: No I am Sirius Harry: Oof. Come on. Really? Siruis: Oh, don't balk at that. With your Dad gone I have to raise you right and loop-in some dad jokes Remus: You rang? Harry: Ugh, you did not just team-tag a Dad joke Albus: Oh they DumbleDID Harry.. Harry: Oh God please stop Severus: Try as you might Mr. Potter but you can never enSNAPE a Dad joke

[@velimirmisanovic8647]

Did you get that Mr.Potter? I used my name as a pun too

[@vanessapandora6302]

Best ever

[@readymaderoom9804]

Lol

[@ryleighadkins1650]

It was great until Snape showed up

[@timekeeper0436]

Anyone get the You rang?

[@alfredalbertalexandrafrederick]

So Dobby killed Harry Potter in the end, that's a bloody twist lol

[@foxxygames7687]

you can never e-SNAPE a good dad joke XD I died

[@abyssdreamer6286]

foxxy games and so didn’t snape

[@abyssdreamer6286]

And everyone In the dad joke thing

[@abyssdreamer6286]

Is dead

[@Lol-fz4lp]

“Try as you might Mr Potter, you can never e-SNAPE a good dad joke” IM DYING 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cutewippets7905]

So is Snape

[@Lol-fz4lp]

I LOVE THIS

[@jennapflug8330]

Omg-

[@yousucks2222]

Come on u know they had to loop-in a snake joke lol

[@HermioneGranger-yq6he]

​@@cutewippets7905 You didn't just-

[@ttwerri]

"And ALBUS does?" 😁

[@lolloblue9646]

Surprisingly, it does IMO. Maybe 'cause Latin. I dunno. We can call him "Al" for short. What can we call a Dobby for short? "Dob"? lol

[@willowclover1345]

Tru dat

[@getorganizednotpianoized239]

@@lolloblue9646 Latin is the most beautiful dead language! I got interested in the Harry Potter world because of the spells being in Latin and because I love the Weasleys (especially Ron) and Hermione.

[@coffee.flavour]

2:00 IM NOT EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO SEE THIS BUT AHHAHAHHAHA I UNDERSTAND OMG

[@rosiejames9808]

DOBBY POTTER 😂😂😂

[@undertalesfansareawesome197]

#DobbyPotter

[@danmilton5060]

Robby Hedwig potter

[@danmilton5060]

Dobby *

[@gabbymrtnz6717]

# Dobby Potter 😂😂😂😂 it's just that ..... it's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny ⚡🤘❤🦁❤

[@ipwn6]

F**k no

[@clarkconner]

Hit me with Harry Potter Facebook #4

[@leedaviner3578]

Clark Conner Hanks I agree.

[@stilyanalambreva6814]

I want to like Rowling's comment so bad lol

[@yvonnerosa5480]

Yeah me too

[@szabm3179]

It's the truth

[@lemongloves]

Same lol 😂

[@smirkfanta5535]

I was hoping a jk Rowling comment in this reply section. I'm disappointed.

[@taranaida5133]

We NEED a part 4 this is awsome!!

[@anne-ce3mc]

Oh dear, Did Hermione...actually...oh god.😶😬😯😳

[@kevinli1438]

Ah yes she DUMBLEDID!

[@generalg.2752]

Stop lol

[@samtpfotch]

Umm.. Funny story..

[@kevinli1438]

@@generalg.2752 Try as you might but you can't e-SNAPE a good joke like that.

[@sophiamekoma3916]

@@samtpfotch Don't e-snape from this. I'm telling Ron

[@se0yeinj357]

Is anyone going to consider the fact that dobby had to kill someone to make a Horcrux?!?

[@minthemadnezz200]

I was gonna ask who did he kill

[@Funnyseal53]

Jessica Miller Hell kill anybody for Harry Potter. Anything😉

[@flumpy0078]

Jessica Miller 😂

[@sploog]

... -(I took ten seconds to type that)-

[@abyssdreamer6286]

Actually now that I think about it I don’t think that’s possible due to the fact that house elves can’t do magic even if freed unless it’s for the use of someone else

[@philtrashno2]

“Meh.. Still a better story than the Cursed Child.”

[@Treilerk]

Is the Cursed Child really that bad? I didn't read it, so I don't know.

[@spiritofthemoon1917]

" AnD ALBUS dOeS?!?!?!" LMAO MY FAV PART!!!

[@monumalahazarika9012]

"Meh... still a better story than The Cursed Child." . Edit - damn i'm famous 😆🔥

[@ryangilis319]

I liked the cursed child😂

[@bedebedebedebedebedebedebe8410]

I liked the Cursed Child mainly because the only thing I saw were two gay kids who loved each other but never got together. (Albus x Scorpius)

[@monumalahazarika9012]

@@bedebedebedebedebedebedebe8410 dats not the point🤧

[@bedebedebedebedebedebedebe8410]

@@monumalahazarika9012 I know it's not. But it's all I saw.

[@anonymousperson1987]

It was honestly garbage

[@kalyaniwarrier]

Who wants a part 4??

[@VeEmAAAAn]

not me

[@purplexninjamom]

YAS! :D

[@aminaj.7032]

ME!!!!

[@applepi4160]

As long as Crookshankes keeps his mouth shut

[@aviezerscop401]

Meeeeeee

[@torgeirdrivenes2646]

No one: 2019 J.K Rowling: Dumbeldore are gay, and Hermine is actually black

[@XanderHarris1023]

Dumbledore is gay came out 5 years ago and isn’t really a stretch.

[@hollyyxoo]

-hermione

[@wellsy-yt]

h e r m i n e

[@tahirarahman4491]

it's Dumbledore IS gay not ARE

[@Ok_Let_8933]

Hermione is black ?

[@Scream_4U1]

Umbridge: “Me-OW” I died and ascended to heaven what the actual- 💀

[@heav7nly]

C'mon!! HIT ME WITH If Harry Potter Had Facebook #4!!!

[@rachel5158]

esther jung PREACH

[@slytherinqueen1627]

esther jung I agree

[@andrewclark8548]

Voldermort Will never Be as Pretty as Draco:Malfoy

[@JRM_-yq5ed]

Esther Jung but with DOBBY dead please

[@madisonjeannette2459]

you are right...Draco has a nose

[@kaizoisevil]

"Where did you get that? That's not even in our plane of existence!" Barty Crouch Jr obviously used his Tardis.

[@strykerhollick6361]

hahaaaa

[@custarrdd3306]

"Oh yes they dumbleDID Harry!" That got me cringing so much 😂😂

[@ilyulia_]

harry: ah, just dropped my boy off at the hogwarts express. good luck, albus severus potter james and lily: 𝗮𝗺 𝗶 𝗮 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗷𝗼𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂?

[@sillygoosetaur]

yes

[@lsharp983]

"HOW IS THAT A GOD**** SOLUTION ??? KILL VOLDEMORT! BE OUR HERO!" I'm dead😹😹😹😹😂😂😂😂😂

[@beckysergison9315]

5:50 "Meh, still a better story than the cursed child." 😂😂😂😠

[@thotieprincess7190]

the voices are similar

[@nopenotagain1535]

Thotie Princess nice profile pic tho beebo for liiife

[@bb_12_bb26]

Sub to me

[@hejhejs7728]

Thotie Princess vcggyyujgr

[@hejhejs7728]

Cghjvhy

[@gregorynicholas5985]

Except for Hermione and Minerva

[@raniashabani9086]

0:40 wow, rare Snape's chuckling

[@mushyrooms79]

TIME FOR DRARRY: Draco: Me and Pottah dont have any nicknames for eachother. Hermione: Oh yeah? What do bees make? Draco: Honey? Harry: Yes, Dear? (in distance Draco:.....*turns red like a tomato' Hermione: hehheeeee it workedddd

[@mountsfiladelphira6768]

damn.

[@maliyahd806]

Stop, stop, stop. You're saying it wrong. It's; "Draco, what am I?" "An a*hole" Harry: "Yes dear?"

[@mushyrooms79]

@@maliyahd806 XD

[@Maddie-rk8lf]

Lol

[@lunalovegood3242]

*slightly giggles*

[@cerys_xx3615]

"Yes I am Sirius" classic joke 😂👌🏻

[@roseabellarosemary1853]

I'm never gonna be able to look at Hermione the same way again

[@scootaloofromponyville1708]

actually, I prefer she was thinking of me, I love to hang out with her!! Maybe I could the one lucky guy in a foursome with Hermione, Ginny, and Luna, the ONLY attractive girls in Hogwarts, though I'd bring in, Paravati, Lavender, Cho, Hannah, and Romilda too...a NINESOME

[@julianacheng0822]

Why is nobody talking about “oH rEaLlY mIsS gRAnGeR. cOuLd YoU tElL mE wHaT tHe SpElL “i WaNt YoUr KrUm InSidE mY gOLden SnItCh” DoEs?”

[@shanettequao9043]

I've been waiting from this 4ever, but more Draco please Siriusly.

[@getorganizednotpianoized239]

I Siriusly hate Slytherin. Except for Professor Slughorn, he's not a bad person. BTW I am a Ravenclaw with a little bit of Hufflepuff.

[@badonkadonkeater]

My favorite picture of Voldy Voldy is when he had a nose.

[@jyemai]

no one: literally no one: Kim Seokjin making a dad joke: 🤣

[@soobinlvvr]

😂

[@uruthirapasupathimayoratha54]

Snape and Jin have a lot in common you know?😂

[@ojasvanisaini956]

@@uruthirapasupathimayoratha54 true 😂

[@ceciliape5450]

I cant😂😂-

[@มาช่า-ญ9ณ]

Jemima Adaoag LOL that’s what I thought when I saw snapes dad joke 😂

[@jinxedkatlyn]

McGonagall exposing Hermione is hilarious 🤣🤣

[@Dervarengang]

"I want your Krum inside my golden snitch" lol

[@gameking4984]

Dervarengang That would have meant she was 14 doing that Just let that sink in

[@yeahno744]

Callum Watkins 0-0

[@TNPhan]

I dont get it

[@TNPhan]

Can u explain it for me

[@hawk5356]

if u dont get it then you are too young

[@mistafy]

"JESUS F***ING CHRIST DOBBY!!!YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!" 😂😂😂 Edit : dobby is so creepy in this

[@VBond004]

I'mmmmm. Backkkkkkkkkk

[@rachel5158]

PhanMeUp Danny i knowww

[@farhatashfaq5891]

Llllllloooolllll

[@fishingfan8357]

PhanMeUp Danny ya but we need more

[@surpeme.cherrios230]

PhanMeUp Danny lol ikr

[@owolive2661]

3:51 SPLOOSH!!!

[@PreciselyTuned]

What. The fuck

[@luanasnape8793]

The snape joke got me rowling my mom was sirius all day so this got her laugh