Captain America's Life After Endgame

[@williamcostigan91]

Peggy: "You can't keep stone walling me about the future Steve!" Cap: "I can do this all day."

[@TheMelMan]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@luckycapgaming5957]

William Costigan That was intentional, right? “Stone” walling?

[@williamcostigan91]

@@luckycapgaming5957 You know it

[@ztank27]

😁😁👍

[@ancientpho]

I read that in Lucio's voice.

[@nathanielreik6617]

Sam: "You gonna tell me about her?" Steve: *shoving food in his mouth* "No, I don't think I will."

[@assrgaming6211]

good logo you have their my young nephew😂

[@joshcreatorgalaxy8599]

Steve:(Choking While Eating A Ham BBQ Sandwhich🍞🍖🧀🍞)

[@dlxmarks]

If Steve had to cram food in his mouth every time he needed to not reveal the future, he would have weighed 300 lbs by the end of 'Endgame'

[@sternalevin1069]

Love avatar

[@ronjayrose9706]

@@dlxmarks like Thor😏😏😏😏

[@EpicNerdsWithCameras]

Peggy: "Steve, that actor in the new Fantastic Four looks just like you!" Steve: \*Sweats loudly\*

[@Deathpool_04]

Flame on!

[@mrepicsauce4065]

i would like but i just cant its perfect

[@alessiodelcastillo1613]

This deserves more likes 🤣

[@WiloPolis03]

"Oh boy, that Fantastic Four movie looks so good!"

[@Javawalk123]

Steve also took a job in that movie "Not Another Teen Movie"

[@protoniic]

i love how peggy is 100% in character and realistic whereas steve is just an entirely new comedic relief character

[@heavenlyderpfowl1180]

That's because he is from future marvel where everything is comedy

[@DailyLifeSolution]

@@heavenlyderpfowl1180 Male superheroes are bafoons in Marvel products now.

[@medievalcatguy6776]

​@@DailyLifeSolutionLoki?

[@RossPacino]

Actually considering that Peggy founded one of the best intelligence organizations in the world, it seems out of character that she couldn’t deduce the truth.

[@DailyLifeSolution]

@@RossPacino You are right.

[@lischpboi2068]

Peggy: Steve isn’t Bill Cosby so funny?! Steve: Yes he is dear *sweats intensely*

[@tinmy3094]

Comedy gold

[@Temzy]

Lmao

[@mundan3smith385]

Dadyfishboi 11 old meme

[@dantasticmania8728]

Peggy: I bet that fellow Kevin Spacey is the kind of chap that gets along with all of the boys. Steve: Starts to hurl profusely into the toilet.

[@cypher787]

slowly stands up....... clap...... clap..... calp.....

[@runtyrebel4734]

Steve and Peggy watching TV Peggy:hey look Howards Son is on Tv! Tony:I am Ironman Steve: ah finally

[@marcusward6235]

They should've done that in the video. 😂

[@wolfgarthefirst5735]

He should've said something about him dying

[@yuupoo4212]

this put a fat fucking smile on my face

[@levimelton4492]

Nah Steve would be like son of a bitch 😂😂😂

[@guelly9974]

Peggy already dies during Endgame

[@MrHeavyMusicFan]

"Captain America trying to not provide spoilers for 75 years straight"

[@harrisontucker8397]

Accurate representation of Tom Holland during interviews

[@thai8590]

While spiderman and hulk can't keep it for a second

[@DMFM71]

The best friend you could have

[@EndomouEnd]

Meanwhile Tom holland: did you kno- Samuel Jackson: you shut your mouth

[@gurunstrx495]

He can do this all day long

[@lemoninthelimelight2574]

I love that he says “I can’t tell you anything about the future” and then proceeds to explain the reason he had to come back which is a major event in the future.

[@badonkadonk6655]

I think it's cuz he knows she'd be dead by then

[@blackice7050]

He didn't say any major events like Bucky assassinating Howard and Maria Stark , Hydra controlling Shield , the Avengers initiative and Nick Fury's idea after meeting Captain Marvel , his younger version destroying Shield base of operation and so on , so many of these events might been stopped if he actually said anything about it

[@Matt-wb8ni]

Which takes place after her death, so…

[@Matt-wb8ni]

@@Ojas97 🤷‍♂️

[@jjam1025]

@@Ojas97she probably kept it a secret and never told it to anyone else before she died.

[@El_R0bot0_0]

*at the end of endgame* Falcon: Cap, why have you gain so much weight? Cap: Lie-eating

[@lillyswift42]

Yes! I'm not the only one who thought Steve should been fat.

[@Jess-kb1hb]

I guess cap wanted to stay fat after his retirement even though he was a soldier who almost always has to undergo training

[@jonathansayah9506]

Maybe that's because you are the only people who don't remember that the super soldier serum increased his metabolism.

[@kahand]

Jonathan Sayah thank you

[@electriclizard7935]

2:52 exactly why

[@neltrd]

Peggy: Aw Steve just look at how cute Howard’s son is! Steve: Oh heh yeah yeah....

[@mandipowell2418]

Steve: It's not like something awful will happen to him. Peggy: What was that dear? Steve: *Furiously shovels meatloaf into his mouth*

[@65firered]

Steve: _whispering_ Even as a kid he looks like a smart ass. Peggy: Huh? Steve: What?

[@mateoalvarado5163]

Has flashback of impairing his ark reactor with his sheild

[@neltrd]

65firered lhi

[@lrvdo]

All peggy's nephews and nieces..

[@田秀瀬]

I will pay anything to watch Chris Evans doing this loool

[@tylongkicks8821]

Me to

[@extremepokegamer4037]

Just drop your heart right here and we should get him

[@johnnybgoode2540]

Pay your own *life* to watch it

[@carmenprovenzano8307]

Same

[@vishawnjarvismaximoff3355]

Yeap me too

[@americaroleplayer]

"Damn it, Buck." Fucking KILLED ME. . . . and the Starks.

[@simonster-9094]

2011 Peggy: SHIELD has discovered a weird hammer-like object in a crater in New Mexico. Steve: *holds out hand and waits*

[@camilmakduliman5605]

simonster -909 great joke

[@kadencrafter78]

He's not worthy anymore.

[@northernfrost]

Kaden crafts why

[@kadencrafter78]

@@northernfrost He was selfish by going back to the past, and he did nothing to stop any events

[@alexceous]

You realize it was to preserve the timeline, right?

[@Elemento0420]

Thanos and Tony weren't the only ones cursed with knowledge.

[@pizzaman6926]

Ooooh

[@sivasampath8654]

Good comment

[@alijohnson]

Thank you!!!

[@VectormanRxQueen]

Lol

[@stephorellana4506]

Ohhhhh😯👌👍👏

[@marcusprime82]

Falcon: you wanna tell me about her? Quick montage of this video Cap: no, i don't think i will

[@andreim.g.9299]

Now this... Is this the 7+ plus minutes in the re-relase?

[@imanobody5898]

Also cap eat some grass

[@kadragon3764]

@@andreim.g.9299 Well, it's 5:30, so it could account for it between the video, transition, and extra credits it'd be about perfect timing

[@csab8642]

Cap: *pulls some form of food out to stuff his mouth with*

[@ghostgirl7089]

I desperately want this in Endgame now

[@KJ_Multifan]

You’re telling me he’s in the past and doesn’t even TRY to save Bucky from HYDRA 🤨

[@misspriss2482]

Yeah. That's fucked up and completely out of character for Steve. Steve's whole thing was good guys couldn't just stand by and do nothing. Yet he opts out to be with Peggy, leaves Bucky all alone despite having just gotten him back and knowing what it's like to be alone, and does nothing about the world? I hated the writers for ruining Steve all so that he could be with a woman that he barely knew and hadn't even had a date with.

[@sirmackavelli]

Think of it like this if he saved Bucky and freed him at that time in the past Howard never gets killed and Tony never takes over the company which leads to him not being betrayed and becoming iron man Hydra never come to power but still remain in shield so they would still be around The avengers don’t have their key member Tony and shield has hydra lurking using other ways to take over as they won’t have the winter soldier All this and then when Loki attacks in 2012 the avengers don’t exist or at the best scenario most get killed as they don’t have Tony and Bruce doesn’t have a lab partner to understand the tesseract aswell This leads to New York being nuked and nobody to stop it and it results in millions of deaths Fast forward to thanos if he arrives on earth for the time stone he’s getting it and wipes out half the universe leading to trillions of deaths and because Tony was never iron man he never meets Peter and gets the inspiration or any drive to develop time travel as Howard would be dead during this time probably due to old age and he just lives his life not being close as he was to the avengers Conclusion: trillions dead and nobody to help reverse the snap and if let’s just say for a miracle they invented time travel and managed to get all the stones thanos would of wiped them out as no Tony to snap away his army so in a way as cruel as it was he needed to let the events play out as it was or trillions die

[@KJ_Multifan]

@@sirmackavelli I get that, sure - but we’re talking about cap. He’s not the guy to sit around while his friend gets literally tortured and abused while he chills with his love, regardless of potential future ramifications. It doesn’t fit his character

[@sanskarsinghpawar2146]

​@@KJ_Multifan Cap understands the things really well he knows the timeline would get completed f*ed up if he intervenes If that would've been the case cap would've probably agreed killing baby Thanos or probably teen Thanos or smth if he felt killing a baby was against his principles or guess what he couldve destroyed the infinity stones in his way to the past knowing that the stones are gonna get destroyed eventually so why not destroy them now and f Thanos plan So I think Cap is an intelligent individual and he won't interfere with the timeline

[@stereotypespecialist]

@@misspriss2482 And don't even get me started on Marvel making him an elderly man in 2019 when he should've been in his late 50's.

[@joshuaf7296]

2008 Peggy: Oh no, Howard stark's son was captured by terrorists! He might die! Steve: *smiles proudly*

[@DH_Artist]

Peggy: Howard was your friend! Do something about it Steve! Steve: No. No, I don’t think I will.

[@s.s5933]

And Iron-Man was born.

[@johnnygyro2295]

Steve: Trust me, its all going to work out!

[@wadez1000]

TONY. TONY STARK. Come on

[@itsapyro-fox6963]

Steve: That's my boy 😏😏

[@pencilspianos8412]

Doctor Strange: I didn't spoil endgame. Cap: I didn't spoil life.

[@arush6778]

Ancient one : I didn't spoil dimensions and multiverse.

[@shade08538]

pencils pianos Tony:I didn’t spoil sh*t

[@karlokrstulovic9730]

Peter P.: i spoiled everything

[@kanyewest2865]

Bruce Banner: I also spoiled everything.

[@R-D-cd3pz]

Doctor Strange: I tried to stop Peter from spoiling everything

[@apostolis07]

2008 Peggy: Oh my Goodness Steve, Howard Stark's son has been kidnapped by terrorists! They'll kill him! Steve: *No i don't think they will*

[@sethsuosisbacc6559]

Apostolis Sigma lil

[@anyways3114]

Steve: smiles

[@Mr.Spanglish_94]

2010 Peggy: Oh, thank goodness. Tony saved that boy’s life at the Stark’s Expo. Steve: YEAH!!! GOOD JOB TONY!!!

[@archimidiz]

I have already got tears in my eyes.

[@Kai_Mercer]

@@Mr.Spanglish_94 did you know that the kid at the expo that tony saved was Peter

[@magomandrake171]

Steve dodging the TVA like a pro.

[@rafikz77]

Steve Dodger Get it?

[@magomandrake171]

@@rafikz77 Ayyyyyy

[@theWafer8]

wait till Miguel O'Hara hears about this

[@fuongbregas]

In the universe where Loki is a croc, Steve is probably an NA racoon

[@Victoria-_]

Fr lol

[@YoniIsrael]

1977 at the cinema watching star wars Obi-wan: Darth Vader killed your father Steve: *cough* lier

[@brucejunior1813]

You did not understand Obi-wan.

[@toonterraminegamer1234]

Yoni The K 1980 At the cinema watching The Empire Strikes Back Darth Vader: I am you father Peggy: OMG! Who knew! Steve: *ahem*

[@queenmegawatis5486]

From a certain point of view

[@csab8642]

@@toonterraminegamer1234 more like Steve: *stuffs more movie snacks down his throat while making strange noises*

[@jgeorge2693]

Josh Allen I got that reference. Taser face

[@g.ka.5662]

Steve: I can't tell you anything about the future honey Also Steve: *tells her everything about infinity stones in first 30 seconds*

[@mikejohnstonbob935]

aside from the space cube, peggy wouldn't live long enough to see the other infinity stones anyways. everything after peggy dies is fair game, I'd say.

[@michaelwesten1764]

Well he has to tell her how he’s there etc., not frozen, but then - no more about the future if I choose to stay... It’s not like he’s going to show up, say no talking, then also I can’t be a soldier anymore and we have to live a quiet life.... for some reason I can’t tell you. :)

[@journeym4n-l5s]

Steve: I don't want to mess this timeline up. Also Steve: Know what, I will stay here in this timeline, where I supposed to be dead, living with you.

[@Josiuh]

Im one of the 800+ that liked your comment, but wasn't it obvious that The Warp Zone first had to set the context for the video?

[@wallahhabibiiii]

Hahahaha

[@mirandabee2323]

Peggy: Wow, Steve, you're more excited than the kids are about this moon landing. Steve: I MISSED IT THE FIRST TIME AROUND

[@pelicanchampion8629]

Lmao he’s been to space tho so i don’t think the moon would be impressive

[@Whitewolf-zm8hj]

@@pelicanchampion8629 you never forget the first

[@tjknight]

Remember when he saw the Wizard of Oz before learnimg about the moon landing or the Berlin wall?

[@KlaraAnne13]

@@tjknight That would be because the Wizard of Oz came out in 1939. 5 years before Steve went into the ice.

[@boringperson-zb8vy]

@@pelicanchampion8629 It's still a massive milestone in humanity's space exploration. It's something to appreciate.

[@ellicel]

Steve’s happily ever after with Peggy from Endgame only works if you don’t think about it too much, as this sketch illustrates. Not only does he know so much that affects the lives of millions (and would be devastating not to be able to do anything about it), but also he’s just not the same trusting 100% soldier-first boy he was when Peggy knew him. While his heart and morality are the same, he is much more jaded after his time being an avenger.

[@Nobody134]

1970: Peggy: This guy at SHIELD had the weirdest beard today. He said his name was Howard Potts. Steve: Oh yeah, it’s all coming together.

[@LordMooshroom]

That's not how any of this works

[@aawallace98]

@@LordMooshroom none of the mcu time travel makes sense they just made that line to explain away any continuity mistakes and to set up the loki show thats it

[@LordMooshroom]

@@aawallace98 It makes plenty of sense. Any changes make a new timeline, same as how it works in the comics.

[@aawallace98]

@@LordMooshroom they change things all the time in the comics

[@Dreadnoughtola678]

@@LordMooshroom The thing is, if that was the case, then steve wouldn't have showed up at the end of the movie

[@redrustyboots]

Peggy: Look at this Steve! Howard and his wife had a kid! Steve: *little asshole* Peggy: what? Steve: i said “how wonderful”

[@monarchblue4280]

Hahaha

[@sonicplatformers2nd707]

LOL!

[@beepy6161]

language!

[@roxyg3243]

Haha

[@connor4435]

Shyboy he wouldn’t hate Tony, he’d be crying

[@crazycomics4011]

The actress for Peggy absolutely nailed the part

[@tyronelannister9922]

heh *nailed*

[@cosmicpotato3849]

The SNES Man they both did great, but Peggy’s actress sounds and looks so much like the real actress

[@richardscaggs5936]

Oh don't tell her Actress the movie about Peggy Carter was great

[@DummyYEEEAAHHHHH]

I mean it doesn't seem like it took much effort.

[@shame2189]

@@cosmicpotato3849 I think Steve's actor could've sounded a bit more sincere even though it's a comedy skit

[@naughtyboppi1949]

Peggy:A Billionaire Maniac was scene flying in a metal suit. Cap:Smiles

[@parkerteague8409]

scene

[@nadiaparamita101]

*seen

[@VictoryandHope]

Feels!

[@timvanrijn8239]

cap: do we have my old shiel lying around i need to send it to starks kid. for some reason

[@pelicanchampion8629]

She’d probs know it’s Tony cuz she was friends with Howard

[@mettatonneo1147]

2011 Peggy: Oh, look, they found a frozen plane in the arctic! Steve: *sweating nervously*

[@juanmarailgun7783]

It would be more like "hey they finally found me. I can finally see America's Ass on TV"

[@cherhamish6256]

The satisfaction of turning your like from 999 to 1k

[@alee4244]

Peggy already knew he was frozen there tho... she wouldn’t say something like that she would be like, “ oh this is the day you came out of the ice”

[@mettatonneo1147]

Smartbrick Productions Well, thanks!

[@LuckiSir]

​@Trent Wickham "I'll be back honey.." _quickly runs out and walks past the unknowing Steve from Winter Soldier_

[@nultmek5255]

Steve: Damn, we're out of milk, i'm gonna order some from amazon. Peggy: Steve, we're not going to Brazil to get milk.

[@davidsalganicoff441]

Who tf orders milk from amazon

[@flavianyferreira6011]

this is great

[@namonaite]

@@davidsalganicoff441 Drone delivery is underrated

[@siaw0000]

Captain Communism Amazon HQ is at Seattle, so shipping there is really fast

[@neegas3490]

😭

[@blairlandon5096]

Steve saying “Damn it Buck” got me on the ground

[@radusefutau9445]

" Stark has been killed in a car accident" " Damn it Buck"

[@lindsayhommel1020]

The Program they didn’t tell the public either

[@lindsayhommel1020]

It’s odd that we’re supposed to believe that he went back in time didn’t spoil anything about the future and didn’t accidentally hold his hand where Thors hammer came to him and or try to save Bucky it’s also technically impossible this whole thing but you know I’m going to ignore that

[@Jake-cm9jj]

@@lindsayhommel1020 He probably did spoil things creating an alternate timeline in the actual movie and then returned to their timeline to say his goodbyes...this is just funny though.

[@vasily3127]

@@lindsayhommel1020 yeah, he probably live as a soldier again in the past to prevent those bad things to happen.

[@meganbrady3345]

You mean damn Buick. So unreliable...

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Peggy: (Insert question here) Steve: **Eating intensifies**

[@kaizouchiha8487]

Peggy: I bet we will have flying cars in the future.

[@Thanos-sx8qh]

Swear I see u in every comment section on KZbin

[@8johh]

Peggy:Steve maybe we should take a trip to New York in 2012? Steve*eating intensifies*

[@brobro7293]

@@Thanos-sx8qh same

[@coolestgirlintheworld777]

Salty Peanut Butter LMFAO

[@gallacorn6728]

*Peggy: OMG ALIENS ARE INVADING NEW YORK* *Steve: :')*

[@christianschoff2490]

There's still a version of himself fighting. xD

[@Shadow_wo1f05]

Christian Schoff Peggy: Steve is that you fighting? Steve: No honey you are seeing things

[@christianschoff2490]

@@Shadow_wo1f05 and then she'd ask again later. :/

[@Shadow_wo1f05]

Christian Schoff he will say again you are seeing things honey

[@mr.q337]

Steve: "AH! Good time ;-)"

[@ReaperofValhalla]

I swear Peggy eventually used Steve’s cues and unwillingness to answer things just for her benefit. Steve didn’t actually saw anything but still helps.

[@TurtleKingzxz]

Peggy: OH NO THE STARKS HAVE BEEN KILLED! Steve: It's December already?

[@odyseya]

Time to put up christmas decorations

[@s.s5933]

@@odyseya lol. Y'all kill me!

[@jeffery_tang]

mission report, decenber 16, 1991

[@eldersnowball6890]

Dont get it

[@onepunchman1953]

@@cktan8439 stfu, it's not about shit of thrones but about the death of Tony Stark's parents.

[@goutham1572]

Peggy: hey this Thor guy is so hot. I wonder how he manages to stay fit like this forever? Steve: *chuckles* _ahem_

[@acornlord4553]

Steve: Umm... Hello. Mr. America’s ass is right here.

[@skeletons2500]

Peggy : Steve, meet your new grandniece, Sharon Carter Steve : *surprised pikachu face*

[@Vagmodrising]

Steve *has an erection*

[@bradenhaynes865]

Okay what was wrong with the baby though

[@ilansassonwolf1087]

Patient Zero he fs her in the future

[@chknnuggies]

Nah, it’d be that one picture of jerry with that fucked up face

[@Despair505]

Pikachu, babies, erections? Is this a shitpostbot reference

[@rzpogi]

1986 Peggy: We got far away relatives inviting us over in Pripyat, Ukraine part of the USSR. One of them a plant engineer in the nearby nuclear plant. Let say we go there April 26? Steve: **stuffs his mouth with pudding**

[@prabhattiwari2631]

Reference to what?

[@epicelliott611]

@@prabhattiwari2631Chernobyl

[@ibrahimwingo9558]

Peggy : Steve Why Are You investing Our Money In That Stupid Placing Blocks Game?? Steve : **Smiling in Notch**

[@ahuman8999]

This is the third comment I’ve seen about minecraft it makes me proud

[@The_Notorious_N.O.E.]

I thought you were talking about Tetris

[@phoenixgamer10gaming18]

NotoriousNoe still the same thing. *Money*

[@onyx7ven10en5]

NotoriousNoe not gonna lie they had us in the first half

[@stefangrubesic2708]

@@The_Notorious_N.O.E. Yeah you're not alone, well it's one of the most popular games ever

[@hieplee5803]

Vietnam is a small country, Im sure we'll be out of there in no time Cap: ohh ' Maybeeeeeeeeeee '

[@VixXstazosJOB]

At least it's funny how he'll have this situation jokes for the rest of his Life... the problem is people smart enough to figure out something is going out, spoiling the fun and starting troubles

[@jamesshaw3500]

"It ain't me, it ain't me."

[@alexanderharrison7421]

We lost 2 wars in US history One was to fucking Canada, And the other was Rice Farmers

[@hieplee5803]

=))

[@AtlanticaVI]

D P the trees start speaking Vietnamese

[@julienfriedland2773]

Peggy: Steve, can you go get a hammer for me? Steve: Holds out hand Peggy: What are you doing? Steve: Oh, sometimes it takes a second

[@fawwazn.1244]

Damn that took me a quick 5 seconds to get that 👏👏👏

[@evo_is_confused]

Ha ha!

[@marcw6875]

Now we need a video of cap trolling Thor by summoning the hammer at the worst times.

[@hieplee5803]

And then in Asgard Thor's Hammer flies away 😃

[@bradford6425]

Could explain why the hammer always takes longer than expected when Thor needs it

[@FutureAuth0r]

You can’t mess with the timeline, Steve. Just keep eating 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@kingnoob4273]

Tom holland: spoils small parts of a movie Steve Rogers: not spoiling anything for 75 years

[@m.a2z2]

Who wants to see Captain America movie with: Facing challenges while returning Mjolnir with fight sequences with it, Got out of suit in fight, so that he can't return back, Confused of how to face Peggy, since infront of her he's dead, Peggy's life after his missing, Caps shadow missions without any one knowing he's alive, and protect world with Howard stark (Tonys father) and Nick fury for SHIELD even at his old age untill Avengers is formed! (This must be lengthy part, because it's almost 70-80 year story, also most want to see cap fighting as old at "Falcon and wintersoldier") Accidently come across with Peggy while such a mission, And then the dancing scene on movie from Endgame

[@BOT-MERC]

@@m.a2z2 um

[@Bedburrito]

dr strange not spoiling the ending of avengers after watching it billions of times : ;-;

[@solblackguy]

@@Bedburrito Stan Lee not spoiling Endgame when he had the best version in his head the whole time.

[@ponchovilla971]

@@m.a2z2 no

[@MissBarker93]

Moral of the story: If you want to avoid an awkward conversation, just shove food in your mouth.

[@juanma250297]

Sarah Barker I do that when people ask me questions that would get me in trouble if I answered them, how I’m not fat is beyond my understanding

[@TheYeetusLord]

This deserves more likes but there are already too many great comments on here with too many likes as it is😄take that how you want haha

[@SynneDennis]

Cap better start carrying around snickers bars.

[@Generalissimmo1939]

Peggy : " Oh my god Steve, Howard's son has been kidnapped by terrorists, he will die" Steve : "No, *They* will"

[@yesyes5518]

Copied

[@amalgamationprime3168]

@the sun is a deadly lazer or.... Steve: *shoves potato salad in his mouth*

[@DavidhenshawSZU]

I love how the sketch starts out so innocent and it gets more and more guilt-tripping with every scene 🤣🤣🤣

[@rigo_ad9317]

The part where he was like “Damn it buck” I cracked up

[@darwinmunoz7971]

Hahaha me too🤣

[@nahuelvera3259]

@@darwinmunoz7971 Alzhemeir?

[@darwinmunoz7971]

vera nah

[@Z.G]

This is what Tom Holland experiences anytime he's on camera

[@shadmanraihan2764]

GhostRider12 hi

[@miguelcolom2547]

Plot twist: he’s actually from the future

[@TheYeetusLord]

This took me a few seconds longer to get than I should have....😂😂😂

[@Deity091]

That’s not really accurate since he would just say exactly what happens for the next 40 years with pretty much no provocation

[@wisforwinner]

Dylan Brown well sometimes people do provoke him

[@nobodycares1238]

Peggy: Couldn't you just kiss her Cap: Been there done that

[@Cobra-Commander83]

Nostalgia Critic?

[@eebrohim7001]

Peggy leaves over reports of cap technically being a pedophile

[@mr.q337]

@@eebrohim7001 Some one call FBI =))) W8 does FBI even exist yet? XD

[@CDHfilms]

Cap: "Uh No! No I didn't make out with your niece after you died!"

[@juliansummers5983]

Thor: did someone say beer

[@shaunharley1532]

Steve writes down the results to his favourite sports games in a journal. Years later Marty McFly spots it in a store.

[@dalis8247]

Peggy: hey Steve look it's Howard's son, isn't he cute? Steve: 😢

[@ricardoalves9605]

卡利Carli Yeah, I love him 3000

[@ylvajohansson3347]

F

[@seokjinsbbymama1749]

😭

[@spazmaticaa7989]

Adopts Tony

[@adriannag3831]

Awwwh I was laughing and then I read this 😭😭😭😭

[@Rahn24]

2008 Peggy: It seems like Howard's son was captured by terrorist Steve: He'll be fine :')

[@imthatjay]

For now

[@virsa12]

Well, Peggy had contracted Alzheimer by this point

[@Mugiwaras_420]

The second I saw "1963" I let out the most inhumane laugh knowing exactly where it was going 😂

[@BrandonAEnglish]

"I'm not supposed to do ANYTHING that might disrupt the timeline," proceeds to live a life with Peggy.

[@papaofthejohns5882]

Brandon A. English And, there’d be two Captain Americas living in the same timeline at the same time. Shield would 100% know Steve was living with Peggy, but then see him roll up again in a block of ice

[@CassidyStarke]

Papa Of The Johns Yeah I’ve thought about that too. Also Peggy had children so they suddenly never existed🤷🏽‍♀️😂. Oh and wouldn’t Steve become Tony’s uncle? Howard and Steve were good friends.

[@papaofthejohns5882]

Cassidy Starke Exactly, therefore he’d be creating an entirely different timeline, though it’s clear the Marvel time travel doesn’t consider the butterfly effect. The timeline we saw must have been a different one. When young Steve visits a dying Peggy, what would happen then? Another divergence as the interaction would be different or not happen at all

[@CassidyStarke]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y5aZh5egf9-UaNU This just got posted.

[@ilovebollywood12345]

the writers fucked up ..such a big plot hole

[@mr.tintin6312]

Chris Evans and Hayley Atwell should recreate this as a One Shot.

[@SpiritKnight365]

Yes

[@ssssSTopmotion]

I second this

[@vikasmishra1981]

Yes

[@coop_78]

I agree with this statement

[@WiloPolis03]

Myself is inclined to concede positively in regards to the statement of which the subject emphasizes.

[@calkelpdiver]

It's a miracle that Steve didn't look like fat Thor by 2001.

[@kev3851]

Well Steve can't get drunk from drinking as much as he wants, so I guess weight's not an issue anymore

[@XenoSOL985]

Pretty sure his wife made him exercise and the super soldier

[@joeypethan5083]

Well you gotta remember his metabolism burns four times faster than the average person, and he jogs a lot.

[@prolapsdrektem9264]

Honestly what I was expecting by the end of the sketch 😂 zoom out to fat Cap

[@saad.10]

i’m your 800th like :)

[@moveitstime]

*Damn it, Buck!* - Steve Rogers with years of experience.

[@theyeetman1817]

Peggy: oh Steve look at this apparently some hammer fell from the sky in New Mexico that literally no one can lift Steve: ya don’t say

[@toqkaizogou1636]

Steve: pfft

[@lamboking8able]

steve: I bet I can

[@evankauffman2139]

Steve: _"Observe."_

[@perrycarters3113]

He could just stick his arm out and it would come flying, wouldn't it? XD

[@joeymurley944]

Given there's like multiple universes now would he be able to lift the hammer as old Steve? Cuz idk

[@iitsmeromii]

*jfk gets shot* "did you know this is gonna happen" "...yea"

[@punkmaster258]

also Steve: "Damn it Buck..."

[@painvillegaming4119]

@@punkmaster258 wait he did that? Godamn it buck

[@punkmaster258]

@@painvillegaming4119 he saw that, if you watch CA: The Winter Soldier you'll see why

[@toxichardud120]

@@punkmaster258 no he didn’t know he said dam it Bucky that it😶‍🌫️ you ******

[@magiccookies420]

Bucky..

[@dochka]

Peggy: I know you miss Bucky, but at least you did all you could to save him and he isn't suffering anymore :) Steve: *letting his best friend be tortured for 70 years* :)

[@EnchantedPixel]

charming-gal not really

[@dochka]

@@EnchantedPixel wdum

[@VixXstazosJOB]

It's so creepy and sad how you people are so grimm - nah, he could and should easily rescue him, starting a new timeline-

[@bayleysomerville9717]

@@VixXstazosJOB But he didn't start a new timeline, he was on the bench at the end.

[@tygereyeXII]

@@bayleysomerville9717 I think the creator said he did live in a split timeline and took a final jump back to return the shield.

[@roopnarinedeonarine4417]

Steve at Peggy's funaral: hides so his young self doesn't see him

[@davidm4566]

There was an old man pallbearer that looked just like the way they made Steve look in Endgame. Hiding in plain sight.

[@richa.s9912]

Peggy Carter died in Avengers Civil War and old man Steve Roger was sitting at the middle of the church bench on Captain America left side and Peggy Carter nicse was Captain America neighbor nextdoor apartment and she was a secret agent protecting Steve Roger secret identity and protecting Nick Fury from Hydra spy's at both S.H.I.E.L.D. Headquarters building and Ironman Avengers Tony Stark Tower in New York was being rebuilt and then moved away from New York State to secret forest location building a new Avengers Headquarters again in Avenger Infinity War number 1 through 2 Avengers Endgame. I don't know if Avengers Headquarters is being rebuilding after Thanos turns into dust among the rest of the Aliens Invasion. .But In the another Avengers movie Falcon and Winter Soldier The Avengers secret Headquarters was being rebuilt and Peggy Carter nicse was in South America on secret location and then came back to North America and gotten her job back to normal as secret agent at Avengers Headquarters secret forest location away from small to large cities probably be in Kansas or Missouri location.

[@x-90]

Peggy: Steve! Terrible news Tony Stark is stuck in Afghanistan! Steve:👍

[@Draconis345]

Steve: "Here comes Iron Man!"

[@nijel1943]

Except steve didn't know anything about tony being stuck in afghanistan

[@kaozspartan9289]

@@nijel1943 I'm sure Tony and Steve have chatted, being friends and all.

[@ProfRavenSteel]

It's written in Avengers initiative case files, duh!?

[@INCOGNITO-iq4qy]

@@nijel1943 they're friends for years you think Cap wouldn't know something literally everyone knows about his friend?

[@HWDragonborn]

Peggy: Sharon, give your Uncle Steve a kiss Steve: lmao, already did that

[@TroySavary]

There is another stupid part. Sharon would have known young Steve was going to be her uncle. Why make out with him? She would have grown up knowing the older Steve. At least Luke Skywalker didn't know.

[@TroySavary]

@666LaVey666 Good catch. I never made that connection. Dirty Leia.

[@hj2479]

@@TroySavary It is a new timeline so in this one she won't but the old timeline is gone.

[@thekaze70]

@@TroySavary the time travel is not working like it is in doctor who or back to the future in this movie

[@heart_destroyed]

Pls

[@kieferhaase1299]

Peggy: Heath ledger has been cast as the joker. This is going to be terrible! Steve: :')

[@billstephens396]

Peggy: Well, I was wrong about that, Steve... I'm sure he'll win an Oscar for that performance... I wonder who he'll thank in his speech... Steve: .....

[@Deathpool_04]

Oh boy, just imagine if it took place in DC universes. -Billionaires Thomas and Martha Wayne were gunned down in Crime Alley in front of their son. -Robin was killed after being kidnapped by the Joker after being almost beaten to death by a crowbar. -Red Hood Criminal falls in acid at Ace Chemicals -Peggy wants to go to metropolis in 2013 -father is falsely accused of killing their wife

[@VixXstazosJOB]

I wonder if people really believed that... or is just classic moaning

[@brucewayne8920]

VixXstazosJOB many people believed that heath would do terrible as the Joker. Which at first impression was believable.

[@findme7585]

:(

[@icarus8432]

Says he can’t explain anything about the future. *Reminds her the reason why is because of all the things he told her happened in the future*

[@captaintaco2345]

Sharon: Steve, Shield found some weird hammer in the middle of the desert, and nobody can lift it. Steve: WELL I CERTAINLY COULDN'T

[@nadiamozerhusain4259]

Actually, he could.

[@Klavinmour]

@@nadiamozerhusain4259 After lieing for years about bad things that totally aren't gonna happen, he probably stopped being worthy.

[@nadiamozerhusain4259]

@captaintaco2345 Oh, I just got that. Because he's on a lying spree. Ha.

[@joogthefat979]

Steve: *I’d like to give it a try*

[@cxlstxn3071]

Let it be. Peggy died before they found thors hammer

[@weasel4674]

I saw this in another comment but we need to spread the idea. A video of Steve trolling Thor by summoning the hammer at the worst times.

[@rohankansal817]

Then he wouldnt be wortht if he used it for trolling

[@toasteduranium]

When Thor stole it from himself, did he ever return it?

[@comradeweeble5317]

Did you not see thir the dark world

[@onepunchman1953]

@@toasteduranium yes Captain America went back in the past to return it.That's why we have this video.

[@toasteduranium]

Animatedzombie mango I guess not

[@rizwansaifi_]

Peggy : Steve, why do you keep investing in this fruit company called Apple? Steve :

[@senatorarmstrong8960]

Steve: My goals are beyond your understanding

[@erenesqandarrazor8706]

The comments is wholesome WELL DONE 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@Mmmmm-vp4dc]

more like stark industries 😌

[@gemilangas3519]

Steve who ? Jobs or Wozniak?😁

[@grottyband8052]

Hehe Forrest Gump reference

[@ВгостяхуЭндеркинга]

I like how she never started to notice that pattern in his behaviour whenever they are talking about upcoming events

[@claytone.9706]

Peggy: I love Blockbuster! I hope it stays around forever! Steve: *dying inside*

[@garganrose]

We all we're

[@travelback5700]

Peggy: oh there's a new company called Netflix where you can borrow CDs from mail and keep it as long as you want. I don't think this company will last. Too risky! Steve: yummy sandwich!

[@lasarith2]

Can’t tell her about the future, just tells her about the infinity stones.

[@fatmah6097]

This comment made me laugh but also made me feel bad for laughing

[@iaaaaaaan3019]

Exactly what I was thinking!

[@ako3624]

Yes!!

[@nsa6790]

@Noah Chun she would’ve yes you’re right

[@paragonx8910]

@@nsa6790 the scene in 1997 what does that mean?

[@thelants8569]

When you realize they can just use Banner's messed up Time Machine and make Steve young again.. Thanos: *Reality is often disappointing*

[@monauralsnail0669]

ツRapidCombo I know right they literally discovered immortality and it was completely glossed over in the movie.

[@sugdolomar]

Thanos destroyed it....unless Hank and Bruce could just rebuild it.

[@dalton2845]

I know that was a joke but come on, we all know he wouldn't want that

[@rokairu0-216]

Adam Taurus, welp they had at the end another time machine, and the van wasn’t destroyed.

[@sugdolomar]

@@rokairu0-216 the Van was destroyed. Thanos threw his sword right at it and it blew up.

[@denal9958]

Watching this after across the spider-verse.. Captain America is making Miguel proud by protecting the canon 💀

[@jibrael5705]

*Cap* : I can't tell you anything no matter how insignificant. *Also Cap* : My job was to return the infinity stones.

[@girl-xk2db]

I feel like someone else posted this comment a few months ago

[@parthkandwal8343]

Lol 😂😂

[@veralenora4033]

Don't believe it. This is the Steve Rogers who told Tony sometimes he'd like to ignore something and Tony says "No you don't." After a pause, Steve agreed. Steve would go on being a hero but in a very very very quiet way. Anyone remember the TV show Quantum Leap? That's a lot of what happened, just helping individuals, like helping a man get a NYC taxi driver's license.

[@margaretreid2177]

@@parthkandwal8343 nice

[@dyrichard]

That’s more for the audience than for peggy.

[@Gesundheit2000]

Peggy 2008: Steve, there are two big green Monsters fighting in Harlem... Steve: Banner is always angry.

[@Gesundheit2000]

@Krish Nair I literally wrote 2008...

[@arthand7672]

1990's: "Steve, some of our agents just encountered aliens for the first time! We are not alone in the universe!" Steve flashbacks to getting emails from a space raccoon and hanging out with thor "Huh.... neat"

[@dhnation4975]

Dorkly

[@estefanolivares4159]

Did I tell you about that time hunny I had a friend named tree

[@friggyk]

*this is canon and I refuse to believe otherwise*

[@hideofreakingkojima5457]

You'd think Peggy would've catched on whenever Steve started to stress eat.

[@sethsuosisbacc6559]

Hideo Freaking Kojima yes

[@monsterjambrony]

Hideo Freaking Kojima Yeah, good point.

[@TheRealNeil]

Well she does have alzheimer’s disease, so will tend to forget.

[@MCJonCRLKLLR]

Caught

[@elliotthinkle1482]

Bruh it is a comedy sketch

[@spasynikolova3804]

*Just a normal day* Peggy: Steve, meet my niece, Sharon! Steve: *oh shit*

[@talysmith3673]

You read that in Loki's Odin voice

[@Patrick_Lateman_2006]

Iron man says language

[@tremendousyeet3467]

I wish to invoke the *Sweet Home Alabama*

[@nobodyname4742]

I don't get it maybe I miss a movie

[@thatrandomidiot6712]

@@nobodyname4742 because Cap kissed Sharon

[@ShortAndSavv]

Wouldn't it be cool if old cap was Stan Lee so it would explain the cameos as him checking up on his friends

[@a-drewg1716]

trust me I hoped internally that Stan Lee was gonna be old man cap at first with it being his final cameo but I guess with him having another cameo in the movie as-well it wouldn't have made sense but still.

[@Bensonu3o3uq]

No it wouldn't Steve and no Lee have no similar features other then being white and being from New York lol.

[@MrBraddles3128]

Kendall Ozzle, well, you’re quite the fucking sharpshooter, aren’t ya?

[@girthespurr418]

**cries in avenger**

[@GhostFan-ev4di]

​@@Bensonu3o3uq you're a troll

[@Koopkiris]

Keep in mind. A personal headcannon of mine is that Steve DID make the world better. Stopping all of the terrible things that happened from the 40's to 2000's. There was a few minutes, possibly an hour. While they were making the gauntlet and the time machine was still there. He could've returned to the current timeline before he even left, and still go back home.

[@HMNCLunar]

There is no proof for that. And even then, it would only be an alternative timeline, so the original would be the same.

[@Koopkiris]

@@HMNCLunar yeah, exactly. He fixed all of his mistakes in this new timeline and once Peggy died and he had made his peace he returned to his original timeline to meet Sam

[@Blackwing_Ghost]

If Steve stopped certain events from happening , he would be killing more people in a larger scale

[@alexdoan273]

the issue is he couldn't know whether what he does makes the world better. What if some terrible event that was supposed to happen killed someone who would become second Hitler (only with nukes)? By preventing that event, he might have doomed the world

[@lucasbarcellos8356]

​@@HMNCLunarHe probably did lived his life in another timeline, that went back to his original after Peggy died. Is that or he raided Wakanda for a new shield.

[@19thHour]

At least Cap listened to Ant Man's advice: No betting on sporting events!

[@Fo4assaultriflefan92]

Which is from doc browns advice to marty

[@jdatboi724]

Boomer from FarCry 5 nice.

[@juniorlee7084]

Why not?

[@jamesjames6601]

If Cap betted on Buster Douglas beating Mike Tyson in 1990 or the Giants beating the Patriots in the Super Bowl in 2008 he would have been a very rich man!

[@whammycheng3758]

Peggy: “oh look Steve, Howard’s son had graduated from MIT.” Steve: "Yeah, sometimes I wanna Punch him in his Perfect teeth" Peggy: “Say what?” Steve: “Nothing.”

[@TM-hi2gs]

Steve Rogers no replies.

[@lorenadelosrios4134]

Understood that reference 👍.

[@varoonk7370]

Just imagined this with a British accent😂😂

[@villelepoaho4105]

Peggy: "Steve, come look at the cute gorilla. We drove all the way up to Cincinnati Zoo for this." Steve:

[@dansden10]

Ville Lepoaho harambe

[@coultergill7728]

Ville Lepoaho technically she would be in a nursing home at that time

[@coultergill7728]

Ville Lepoaho technically she would be in a nursing home at that time

[@sweetestcyanide]

Ville Lepoaho NOOOO

[@vincedanzig9281]

RIP Harambe

[@kinngrimm]

You missed one, in the unchanged timeline she married and had childreen. Not only did she not marry the same bloke, but also those childreen were never born. So in a sense Steve killed of her childreen.

[@Cobra-Commander83]

2008: Peggy: Steve, have you see the news, Howard's son Tony has created a suit of armour and is calling himself... Steve: Iron Man.

[@SprintMan]

Tony? Don’t you mean Howard Potts

[@jonathansayah9506]

I'm a little surprised they didn't do that. Oh and maybe 2005: Peggy: Your not going to believe this Steve. Steve: What? Peggy: My contacts in S.H.I.E.L.D. informed me that someone tried to re-create the super-soldier formula using gamma radiation, and it turned a scientist that thought he was working on radiation resistance into a giant green monster. Steve: :/ Peggy: Do you know what happens to him by the time you get the stones? Steve: No. 2010: (according to the Marvel wiki, that's when 'Incredible Hulk' takes place) Peggy: Look Steve, that green monster I told you about is fighting a stronger and more evil brown monster, and they are wrecking Harlem. Steve: Oh.

[@RHR199X]

That would be a pretty cool scene

[@Violette_06]

Ah I see I have found a fellow transformers fan

[@ibrahimwingo9558]

peggy : Are You Seeing This New Movie Called The Avengers?? Steve : **Visible Confusion**

[@coralcarl3074]

@@obi-wankenobi916 That's the point

[@nasreenhafeez4102]

Ibrahim Wingo XD

[@danielclark653]

April 4th, 1968 Peggy: that fine chap Martin Luther king jr. is going to give another speech today should we attend? Cap:HMMMMMM......... mayyyyyybe

[@ghostcreeper243]

KKK member:you better not(yes some white people were killed by the KKK for supporting the civil rights movement)

[@nuklearboysymbiote]

@@ghostcreeper243 oof

[@jjcjr]

@@ghostcreeper243 rip

[@GreenLanternPrime01]

This is a comedic masterpiece!

[@srivatsavyaddanapudi7772]

The fact that this is basically cannon now is insane lol

[@GamingClipStudios]

Yeah

[@Offtask2]

No bc their timeline got pruned- you can see Peggy in the background of ep 1 of Loki

[@LEYTHLEGACY]

@@Offtask2 thats not her bruh

[@fyranoselliç]

@@LEYTHLEGACY That was her damnit. I looked closely to the tv screen.

[@LEYTHLEGACY]

@@fyranoselliç bruh it's just someone that looks like her.

[@knit32kx]

Peggy: Honey come here Tony Stark is about to make an announcement, something big. Rogers smiling, low voice: I am Iron Man!

[@RyanGosling6]

Steve: uhhh nothing

[@lindsaycurley436]

The best sene in my opinion of avengers end game

[@CheddarMannn]

When Vietnam War starts and Steve goes to the military: - Hey dude, you look just like Captain America. - Who? - You don't know who - *proceedes to eat sandwich*

[@kennygudz9326]

He wouldn't go to Vietnam. If he killed any vc or saved any yanks the timeline would be screwed up

[@fa1ry_juice]

@@kennygudz9326 Or has the entire Mcu taken place in a timeline where old Steve was there the whole time? There was an old man named Roger Stevens at Peggy's funeral, it was confirmed by the Russos. So maybe he did go to Vietnam. Who knows. Perhaps it wouldn't have made enough of a difference to change the basic history. Although that still is unlikely, maybe it was part of the only timeline that doctor strange foresaw.

[@lieutenantkettch]

The draft at the time applied to men between 18 and 26. Steve would've been in his 40s and was too old to be drafted.

[@Ebani]

@Zach cash You mean version as neither of those are time lines but universes, i'm guessing the 1st one you're talking about would be Earth 616's Steve.

[@leonardotobiaslealespinoza7171]

@@kennygudz9326 unless he was the reason that some People where save or kill that Day. Time space continúe is a bitch 😬

[@becca2938]

I know this is a joke and it's hilarious. But I can imagine Steve just being like, "Yeah, I survived the crash so..."

[@bllwrwd8142]

2011 Peggy: hey honey shield just found Steve Rogers in a crashed plane..... Wait what? Steve: *NANI?*

[@Musulinaro]

I know right? If he met Peggy, then he must have faught in the 2nd world war. Which would mean that he would eventually end up on that plane across the Atlantic. Sending anyone else would have altered the timeline too much. AND sending noone ... well we know that wouldn't be good. Unless he did alter history and found a way to foil Hydra's plan before the plane launched. This whole timeline thing is giving me a headache lol

[@Kittyka2345]

But also, maybe he is never found in the ice, because he isnt missing anymore. Therefore nobody is looking for him

[@holidaycomplex]

Each change in the timeline creates a new timeline, so the two Steve’s might have met! Lol that’s gonna be hard to explain. Maybe he left when he heard the news idk

[@vitriotic]

@@Kittyka2345 According to the MCU's time travel laws, the timeline would basically repeat. There's two Steve's - meaning yes, they would have found him in the ice. Peggy has an unnamed husband, remember?

[@alessiodelcastillo1613]

vitriotic ooooooh

[@referenci4831]

Peggy: oh no!! Howard son is missing Steve: *drink coffe*

[@AzguardMike]

Peggy: Oh that son of Howard is apparently Iron-Man Steve: So it begins..... Peggy: What was that dear? Steve: I said uh,... Good for him

[@salamander337]

Steve: "Oh he'll be fine." 😆

[@iverkjellkken6569]

Honey, I just saw a young version of you on the news. What does this mean?

[@ironboyfilms3891]

You saw mine

[@dendiepie1547]

*big sips*

[@irhz04]

"Damn it, Buck" its almost killed me 😂

[@mr.octane6840]

hey sensei

[@seanathaalexand]

It killed Howard and his wife...

[@jixo6294]

Howard and Maria got

[@corbangonzalez4935]

I died of laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SiNKarnage]

Saved it

[@norysnorys7185]

This got recommended to me and I was like omg I remember seeing this when it came out and then I saw that it was FOUR YEARS AGO, WHEN?!

[@willfer6986]

Turning *damn Buck* into *damn Buick* was so perfect it deserves to make this video canon

[@thoseotherfilms]

Will Fer except, of course, for the fact that this isn’t how Quantum Time Travel works in the MCU. After Endgame, Steve lives out his life in an alternate timeline, so he’s free to do and say as he pleases.

[@triplehelix3207]

@@thoseotherfilms actually the Russos confirmed that the alternate timeline thing only happens for timelines where they moved the stones

[@vishalangaria]

Peggy(2009): Steve look DC is making a new green lantern movie. Steve: Tell them to make everything CGI including the green lantern super suit.

[@jakerobinson701]

Vishal Kumar So it's Captain America's the reason Green Lantern failed That's fantastic 😀

[@UltraHermanMTG]

Don't forget about switching him to Marvel, we need a good rated *R* movie only hardcore fans will appreciate

[@UltraHermanMTG]

@Miko Almuete so zombie vs deadpool when he's the only one left because he is basically immune

[@AlejoConejo-vb8ln]

I was like #666 of this comment lol

[@UltraHermanMTG]

@Miko Almuete what about when zombies invaded other universes or when other heroes got trapped there from their own universe