HFY Story : They called their.. & The most recent reason Humans.. |2450 ~ Deathworld, War and Humans

[@Bob_H]

Rock, paper, sisers, mushroom cloud

[@владимирчебыкин-ц1у]

Clouds* , you're mistyped

[@DanielKuligowski-y4o]

NO!! I! REFUSE!!! YOU DID NOT JUST TYPE THAT!!!

[@zlboyle90]

Canned sunshine is a very effective tool for removing problematic obstacles.

[@elderblackdragon]

Canned Sunshine.... .... .... Oh, that's excellent!

[@Adir-Yosef]

imagine being so done with complaints about humans that you stopped taking them.

[@vernonbrazle1070]

Um, did we do that?

[@SilverMKI]

And this was only week 1 of the current council cycle!

[@lucielm]

Imagine having so many complaints about us humans that you not only create a policy to establish a quota, but have to regularly fill said quota. I bet it saves a considerable amount of red tape and talking time.

[@marvinjohnson2488]

"Here comes the sun do-da-do-do-do"

[@christopherg2347]

"So which ages technology did the humans bring into fantasy land? Renaisance? WW1?" "WW2". "Ah."

[@-zawzaw-8897]

so you chosed death!

[@CT-1035]

“Post WW2, Pre 9/11”

[@erushi5503]

I think a mix of all WW1 Artillery diversity WW2 ship diversity 21st century aircraft and manufacturing capabilities

[@MrDj232]

​@@CT-1035 Nam?

[@merlinathrawes746]

@@CT-1035 Battleships, aircraft carriers, high flying planes (jets most likely) and atom bombs? WWII to Korea most likely.

[@Aminuts2009]

"You see an ork in the corner of the room, the room is 10 x 10 what do you do?" "F - it, I cast fireball."

[@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233]

"your race can't do magic" - "F- it, I invent fireball"

[@lupaswolfshead9971]

story 2 had a belly laugh at the end.

[@gregmchurch]

Story 1: Sounds about right. Story 2: The only reason apeling ships ram is so they can board and hit you with rocks.

[@shadowbreak200]

breathing technique: ape yeet form one "rock baseball"

[@mattbrown5511]

Small, medium and large rocks crafted from lead and a few other substances.

[@Kualinar]

@@mattbrown5511 And C4. Don't forget the the C4, or some other high explosive. May substitute some napalm or sarin gas for the explosive...

[@dalemorgan8263]

"Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my -sword- rock."

[@anathardayaldar]

She blinded me, with Science!

[@scp2539]

having humans write the rules doesnt mean they won't/can't break them, just means they know how to hide it when they need to XD its a guideline or a checklist depending on how mad you make us.

[@liwojenkins]

It's never a war crime the first time.

[@scp2539]

@@liwojenkins :P its only a crime if you get caught

[@eddiethepothos2648]

@@liwojenkins as a Canadian we like to think of it as the Geneva checklist of achievements

[@vrcommandoata5403]

​@@eddiethepothos2648 Appropriate, since you guys made most of them.

[@Netherdan]

It also means that war had no rules prior to the humans joining and there's little point in arguing foul play when the ones who even tried to set rules in place are the ones being accused

[@robertstoneking7916]

Here comes the sun Humans being human don't come back until you find a rule violation. Remember they wrote the rules so being human is not a violation.

[@Shadow.Dragon]

Great stories; Excellent narration! First story: Never give humans time to research weapons of war. You'll regret it every time! Second story: "Ramming Speed!!!!" LOL!!!

[@SpiritWolf1966]

I enjoy all of Agro Squirrel Narrates videos

[@oldbutnotdead1]

FOR SCIENCE, and the algorithm

[@valdo345jr]

The shorts you narrate are among the best stuff out there.

[@jeanannd]

Good stories. Story 2 was funny!

[@bryanengland2466]

That second story's ending was chefs kiss

[@MidnightSmoke]

Humans are a pain in the butt aren't they. Here is a like and comment for the stories, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful KZbin algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@imperialguardsmen9491]

Love the retelling of these stories

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

[@darwinskeeper421]

For Al Gore's Rhythm!!!

[@theuglybiker]

Algore's too white to have rhythm.

[@apocolips13]

It is lovely to hear your voice being healthy

[@FutureMan420Blazer]

Bruce Willis in Die Hard 4(?) comes to mind. "I was out of bullets" lmao

[@RealArcalian]

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Story 1: The Elves and Dwarves, especially the Dwarves, should've known better. Story 2: Are we crazy, or at they just shortsighted?

[@lcsd863]

Excellent as always

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

Ah another great story read by The Squirrel.

[@JensDüber]

thanks for the story

[@Furzkampfbomber]

Those aliens, they laughed at our fleet Thought our ships would be easy to beat Deemed them flying bricks Thought their technological tricks Would bring fast and utter defeat But fighting us deep in the void Those aliens became quite annoyed Because they got rammed By those bricks (Be they dammed!) And thus rather quickly destroyed

[@Tiewaz]

Just the title of story 2 made me giggle. It's hilarious. And story 1 just shows the entitlement and arrogance of some people. The idea that someone should just accept poor treatment and not fight back? That goes against basic survival instincts, honestly. Don't need "intelligence" or some other qualifier.

[@robertfraser7943]

Humans can carry one hell of a grudge and we have long memories. We always remember who hurt us and we also repay any help given.

[@silverbird425]

for the embodied voice! for the algorithm!

[@coreycochran3983]

good storys well done lol

[@spacedwarfbrewing2385]

Glory to humanity.

[@EeBee51]

For the "Agro-rhythm", and the authors... 😉🙃

[@Jakes3130]

Another addiction attended to

[@mikecoatsworth6048]

A like and comment grow agro grow😊

[@bjarkelyk3518]

Fun mistake at 5:55 that changes the story quite a bit. To me out sounds like "Our" instead "Your" HQ. 😂

[@kaliban4758]

Same here, I was like why are they bombing their own hq

[@YoLo-bb2vc]

@@kaliban4758 could be they abandoned it to show what they will do if pushed sometimes this can be an effective move to scare your opponents into surrendering and always the base would just be abandoned because throwing a can of radiation and fire upon an occupied base of your own is both stupid and wasteful.

[@mackenziedrake]

Both good stories, well written and beautifully told. I pity the fools in both.😁

[@anathardayaldar]

For those who want more stories about modern human militaries vs ancient magic fantasy armies, there is the anime GATE and the audiobooks on Summoning Japan and its offshoot Summoning America.

[@deathbedquestion]

Er...Mr Squirrel... "Mentalgents" during the 2nd story- accident or intentional third party Easter egg?

[@garrettmasarik8012]

He's done it before... Easter egg...

[@sysbofh]

You know what hey say: "A little A-bomb may ruin your day"

[@deussalt4479]

Ork, dwarf,elf or alien. All should know better than to fuck with humanity as a whole. For the Agro-rythm!

[@ironwolfF1]

Story #1 -- the humans decided to change the recipe, rather than serving up Revenge as a cold dish, they added a side of nuclear fire. Story #2 -- Humans take 'monkey throw rock' to the next level...and beyond.

[@bullboo1]

"Many humans have complaints about humans." Maybe if the aliens had never had anally probed humans after kidnapping plus experimentally on them then throwing out their ship thousands of feet in the air.

[@urbypilot2136]

RAMMING SPEED!!!!

[@WamSUBNZ]

So mankind speed ran the arms race from iron and steel to nukes, Yeah we would.

[@YoLo-bb2vc]

god damnit those humans always tech rush!!!!!!!!! - the orc player, drawf player and the elven player all disapointed because they wanted the fancy things not the advanced things.

[@TheRealInscrutable]

200K

[@johnnyrotten3175]

4 D 🐿️💯‼️

[@TAB_100]

I didn't like the first story at all but the second one was great

[@DanJones-np8xb]

Adjourned. Implying that poor Chair, has to return at some point during g that cycle, to receive more stupid complaints fielded by professional schoolyard juveniles, boasting at least twenty years of constant practice.

[@merlinwizard1000]

3rd, 8 July 2024

[@genericuser984]

neat

[@bf-696]

First story is lame, the 2nd has a nice twist at the end.

[@ace24680]

Hmmm almost sound like the story where the army had to bring the devil down because they were invading earth 😂 bur the devil lived 😅

[@merlinathrawes746]

1,000 years? Given the infrastructure they would have needed to build (how big was that island anyway?) that's not a bad time interval. If the humans wrote the rules of war for the galactic council, good luck in finding a loophole to exploit against humans.

[@YoLo-bb2vc]

the elven survivors: "about that 'Island' it is actually a continent known for having a weird effect on the mind making those who live there dangerously crazy but smarter than the average being, we call it the continent of "Merica" and yes us elves do fear it for it is an unnatural place were magic does not and can not exist so it is no surprise humanity fled there. we were aware of a civilization that morphed from a simple small village to a spawling civilization in under 400 years yet we had no idea how advanced it was, this was all done in a single millennium and so this is why we fear that continent it is evil and unnatural. most of all they have a strange taste for the black liquid that oozes out of the ground occasionally and any nation that discovers this sticky stuff is sadly not a nation shortly afterwards." FYI if humanity was at say late medieval, early renaissance level upon the time of there conquest this would literally be the humans role playing America! as America went from a bunch of bumfucks into the scariest most deranged mother fuckers in the world with weapons that can fuck up entire nations in a blink of an eye all in 400 years! now imagine humanity forsaking religion and embracing the totality of an atheist dogma built around revenge and science! the shear horror of the violent creativity and madness born from that could propel a civilization in the throws of the renaissance era to become a super powerful nightmare civ in 1000 years as proven by America who in 400 years went from a provincial power almost beaten by England as the truth is America was saved by the French blockade of Halifax preventing the reinforcements from getting out of Halifax bay in nova scotia! had the French not done so America would most definitely still be talking the queens English not American English. why did the French do this? they actually supported the American uprising seeing that at the time England was an rival of France and in doing this they knew what would happen. all in all taking into account the idealism of most magical kingdoms being late medieval / early renaissance civilizations it is entirely possible within a span of 1000 years humanity no longer preoccupied by magic would resolve to use the more practical aspects and thus advanced faster than there enemies who clearly are complacent and arrogant........ again America went from being a late renaissance colony into the worlds deadliest super power in 400 years. with 1000 years its easily possible for an angry race of creative monsters (which humans are) to go from late medieval to the atomic era in fact thinking on it 1200 to 1600 was the medieval era, 1600 to 1780 was the renaissance era, 1780 to 1915 was the industrial era and 1915 to 1946 was the WW1 and WW2 era's this states that from 1200 AD to 1946 AD mankind went from iron swords and bows to cans of pure sun thrown on to cities in 754 years! so yes fucking hell yes it is possible lol