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[@tickytacky8078]

When I'm on the road or the water, I always assume everyone else is a complete idiot until they prove otherwise. It makes life easier and saves me time and energy.

[@Fiden6666]

Yes Hahaha me too, you have to be like that to avoid the idiots.

[@godfreydaniel2308]

Absolutely.

[@mikenb3461]

Well, you'd have been right this time!

[@chasbodaniels1744]

I’m lolling at this thread. Dad taught me not to laugh at the errors and misfortunes of others … but I’m sure he’d cut me some slack in this case.

[@gazzas123]

when I rode motorcycles I assumed everybody else was out to kill me.

[@austingipsysite]

That motor sure pumps out the smoke!

[@rlinton2ut]

2 stroke

[@dcsmeckeith01]

The only mechanical issue on that boat are the captain and crew! I can only imagine how long it took them to back the trailer up and put the boat on it...

[@marvindebot3264]

That and the oil pump turned up way too far.

[@flyhead5972]

The Grady-White “captain” exemplifies your typical Dade County driver, hard on the throttle then hard on the brakes. Café Cubano can do that.

[@christopher4207]

Ugghhh, that was just plain PAINFUL!

[@markS5780]

Greatest show on earth - The Miami Boat Ramps Comedy Club.

[@rona8663]

Amazing, so painful to watch but so entertaining at the same time.

[@storytimewithunclekumaran5004]

it shocks me that none of these"captains" ever look behind them when they reverse.. every single time.. Because magic happens when you go in reverse...

[@haroldhenderson2824]

The Captain's navigation skills remind be of when a person misses their exit, wants to stop, backup a half mile, instead of taking the next one, fifty feet ahead.

[@jimm8246]

Ha ha nice comparison!

[@mikediamond353]

That's why I watch these... Now I feel like an Expert!!!

[@dustintunis9347]

On a good note, nobody at the dock needs to worry about mosquitos.

[@richellen6855]

Their engine ain't the only thing smoking something on that boat!

[@Jafromobile]

2:56. It was the captain's VAPE. He was having a Nic fit. That explains the hot throttle and agro steering.

[@RonBand01]

Maybe not. You can certainly vape more than nicotine

[@bamfyfe]

@@RonBand01 Yeah it was a crack vape! you right

[@Ray56z]

@@bamfyfe That was a dope hand off if I've ever seen one, and I've seen a couple of thousand of them. Palm it, hand goes straight to glue it's self against the leg without normal movement-sure no one seen that, I'm good.

[@thedevilinthecircuit1414]

In today's episode, Captain Morgan--in his haste to retrieve his crack pipe--assumes the R on the throttle lever means, "Right straight ahead."

[@DonziGT230]

I can't imagine putting up with that to try to enjoy a day on the water. If boating was that hard I'd find a new recreation.

[@Ray56z]

A lot of the stimulus check boats went on the market just for that reason. They didn't like how hard it was to have fun on the water.

[@demons500]

Perfect example of someone who should not be allowed out unsupervised.

[@tommerwhite]

Nice job Gilligan

[@southbound141]

Circus in town. Clowns behind the wheel

[@Patco11]

You know you made it when they dedicate a video solely to you.

[@jfoster851]

Mas tequila! 😳 😬

[@drkwlsk]

Exactly why some people should stay on land!

[@budm9982]

wouldn't surprise me if the boat name had been "Lotsa Gonja"

[@John-nl4lt]

He has a reversing censer. His prop 😂🇦🇺

[@richardl.993]

He's definitely under the influence of something.

[@dallasarnold8615]

This looks like this guy's first day at the helm minus a few.

[@iii9266]

Don't need to worry about mosquitoes when the Grady-White is around...

[@rjtumble]

This is the kind of guy that decides to make a u-turn fro the right lane across multiple lanes of traffic (and really, why bother checking if there’s traffic first, it’s “your” road).

[@signoresantinoburnett1169]

Like an unused turn signal on an Asian ladies car.

[@drinternatg6391]

That boat was sure throwing out blue smoke. Looked like their outboard was in trouble.

[@rlinton2ut]

2 stroke

[@jeremynelson8496]

The outboard was not smoking the first time he came in. The poor motor suffered catastrophic damage some where in between leaving and coming back.

[@FloatingParadice]

That guy driving was a complete goofus.

[@johnballerino9172]

All this entertainment is......free.

[@Ray56z]

Only problem is to much dope for the captain and crew. I've seen enough hand-offs to recognize it when I see it, living in the midtown of a large city. Receive something, hand palms it and goes straight to glue next to the leg with no normal arm movement afterwards-yeah no one seen me.

[@snyderman001]

Money can buy you anything but skill

[@randrews7036]

I've said it several times that some people, simply stated: SHOULD NEVER OWN/PILOT A BOAT.

[@jockey123able]

You are so right!!

[@timlabell]

Believe the handoff was some kind of paraphernalia

[@patmcbride9853]

LOL! The women in the back of the first boat look like they are long used to the incompetence of their captain.

[@SmashGhost]

This is proof that the issue was incompetency and not mechanical trouble. The passengers are used to it - no care, no fear, no hustle, no help. They have seen lived through this uselessness many times already

[@dystopian..]

And then they drive home. 😅

[@Mike_Ripper]

There was a lot more smoke by the end of the day. Looked and sounded like a steam locomotive!

[@sector7676]

That's true, you never know if it was mechanical issues.. let's hope it was 😄

[@johnsipolis]

No, not mechanical, just total incompetence. Shouldn't be on the water.

[@mikedrake5373]

How many Pollock's does it take a boat correctly? More than the number that was on that boat. 😂

[@monoposto2285]

Add wind and current direction indicators to your videos.

[@joshuasimeone3729]

It pays to have a good captain and first mate.

[@Nick_G7IZR]

Everyone has to make their first dock at some point. But anyway, that was smoking for an EFI. I assume its broken and its premixed...

[@volvo09]

That was a lot of smoke.... A little heavy on the oil, 😆

[@redsammy7789]

2 stroke

[@Ray56z]

@@volvo09 Way he didn't know how to handle it I'd say the pickup had been out of the water for some time before and it'd gotten hot, lost the rings.

[@Ray56z]

@@redsammy7789 4 cycle, V6, not even very old. Likely burned the rings out running it without water being able to be picked up-or sitting in the driveway. Guy on the end of my block ran his in the drive for 15-20 minutes without ever attaching a hose. I walked over right after he turned it off, sounded like eggs in a frying pan.

[@redsammy7789]

@@fastwin493 all I said is " 2 stroke" all 2 strokes smoke, some worse than others, that is a fact.

[@martymodus7205]

Holy crap that's a dirty engine. Dude's carbon footprint just for docking is probably bigger than my 220 on the lake all day long.

[@TheFalconJetDriver]

It looks the VRO has failed on the Grady White that is a oil rich mixture!

[@dangordon5510]

“Capt. six pack”🥴🥴🥴

[@doctorfiber1]

I imagine that that captain's IQ is about a 73.

[@shawnblackwood1471]

to the Grady white captain " I think you're going to need a smaller boat "

[@silverstarflite135]

I'm probably not right, but he was certainly having some issues shifting (watch him frantically moving the throttle). And wow, so glad we've moved past these 2 strokes (which I use to love). My old 1978 Johnson 140 I guess smoked the same way (although I don't remember it doing so much).

[@mikenb3461]

Agreed. I was worried that they were laying down a smokescreen for a convoy worried about U-boats.

[@marvindebot3264]

Yeah, the injection pump is cranked up higher than it needs to be. It probably fouls the plugs trolling.

[@homedad3324]

Canada in the house!

[@robina.jensen6114]

That engine smoked a lot, but there was cooling water when the pilot jet was running. But at the end of the clip it looks like there was no pilot jet from it. Maybe it had a bad impeller? Besides a bad captain.

[@itr0863]

Very on brand for a Grady white owner

[@eyeforeigni]

Grady White cap needed his vape.

[@skelafeti]

That engine has some issues, my 2 cycles don't even blow smoke like that at a 32:1 mix

[@rickweaver7997]

Mr Grady White......your boating privileges are revoked!

[@hsbrooks]

That was hard to watch.

[@austinhanold3313]

He went through all of that struggle to get a vape. His addiction must be real strong.

[@russellbynum2414]

Utter aquatic incompetence.

[@porthole2]

forget the grady, what about the jet ski?

[@wisconsineaglesfan7925]

100% that was a vape that was handed off. 🤣

[@LanceJapan]

Maybe he put a reverse pitch prop on, that would explain why he was going backward all the time.

[@markguerin701]

The clown in the grady white must have been at the sandbar all day

[@jamesparker6017]

Coral Gables 🌴🇺🇸 Hehe. Been watching this nonsense since their 🏊 in 1963 ! ! 🏄

[@leemyers4309]

He just likes reverse

[@kevinklees9003]

Its smoking a lot more then the fisrt time it came in

[@jn6011]

You are way too nice.... "not gonna blame it in the Captain." 100% Capt's fault. Boat is more than he can handle sizewise.

[@nodayatthebeach]

Maybe it was stalling at low rpm. Might explain all the hot back and forth moves.

[@Ray56z]

Called 'whisky throttle'. Nothing the matter with the boat or outboard besides the wannabe capt. at the helm.

[@nodayatthebeach]

@@Ray56z Hey, I'll call out a moron all day long but... 2 strokes can be a pain in the ass when they don't work right or it's a bad fuel mix. Looked like a heavy mix on that ole girl.

[@hmtnhk]

Once again, these people are good at handling rafts, no boats.

[@marvindebot3264]

He does not deserve that Grady.

[@TheFrenchPug]

This is so frustrating to watch. I had a custom boat and never had problems docking like this. Even in the wind.

[@kevindavis4351]

All that for a Vape box

[@godfreydaniel2308]

A little bit too much Quervo and engine oil.

[@richardpeabody6605]

Guy never looks when he throws it into reverse

[@AbNomal621]

Do they EVER check blood alcohol level? Seriously that guy is either stupid or under the influence. Maybe both?

[@rattlersix]

Looked like the handoff was a vape... thing, whatever the big ones are called

[@yakityakteriw6774]

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@mejeanlouis72]

How are they allowed to drive a boat with the lack of seamanship.

[@jeffaustin7280]

That is just painful to watch.

[@TheJaymon1962]

Yeah, def weed

[@mikesmith-wk7vy]

This might be the worst skilled guy we’ve seen. This is an older boat so either he’s had it for a while or he bought it used either way what the hell is wrong with him . if he just bought it why would he buy such a big boat not knowing what he’s doing at all if he’s had it for a while how can he still be so bad at this

[@David13Rome]

He uses wayyyy too much throttle and over-steering. OMG. He has no clue how to dock. Bad angles. Bad docking strategy.

[@Thepriest39]

Very painful to watch. This just proves that some people are just born stupid.

[@hltsolo]

some people are not meant to operate a boat period. you don't need to be a genius but you can't be an idiot either operating a boat.

[@gregpopp4847]

Ignorance and incompetence which is difficult to watch !!

[@halomaniac74]

Calling this guy, a "Captain" is an insult to real Captains!

[@Jeff_NC]

Captain needs major training, that was pitiful.

[@mattster197]

Drug deal handoff... sketchy

[@charlesflocco1962]

That made me dizzy

[@bobcosgrove3235]

Does anyone in Florida know how to operate a boat. Getting on and off a dock is the easiest thing in the world. I used to have to dock my boat behind another boat and never had a problem. I had to back between a breakwater on one side and a sailboat on the other with a foot of clearance on each side. and then dock behind the sailboat in section of dock 2 feet longer then my boat and could do it by myself. I look at these idiots with all the room in the world and just shake my head.

[@mikesmith-wk7vy]

No he shouldn’t be good to go with such poor skill level how’s he gonna get it on the trailer let’s watch that

[@weaponxnova6794]

What is with that damn kid screaming in the background??? And that's just proof that anybody can buy a boat, but not everybody can drive one

[@chuckhood9659]

Really hard to believe that people can be as incompetent as we see here regularly.

[@mickemike2148]

Why are Floridians so bad boat drivers, considering that you guys are able to boat all year?

[@overtheclouds9]

So annoying to watch you just want to jump on the boat and park it for him. Also, maintain your boat so you can idle and steer easily.

[@pagemastr954]

This was really painful to watch!

[@ranger2316]

Painful

[@Cupcardriver]

I do enjoy your content and watch frequently, however for what it’s worth, repeatedly calling out “bro” IMHO takes away from your content. I had to completely stop watching another well known KZbinr in Miami (Black Pointe Marina & ramp) because every 2nd or 3rd word is “bro”. It brings nothing of value to your enjoyable content, actually quite the opposite, again in my opinion.

[@NotTodayBud]

In my opinion, this was cringier than the most recent video

[@robcossin4690]

Top ten worst captain's.

[@TheJaymon1962]

Weed