They Do NOT Like My Jokes..

[@crobarjonesx5067]

Farmed too much now the land is ruined

[@epicwithak6678]

not even crop rotation can save this mf now

[@Forbiddin]

2 much pesticides ruined the crop

[@CeRz]

@@Forbiddin rfk jr cries himself to sleep now.

[@cassu6]

Dude is trying that slash and burn method

[@K-Blubberop]

😂😂😂

[@lordec911]

Editor in overdrive mode because he knows there is going to be a drought coming up when Nick locks himself in his room and goes back to WOW.

[@HighPandaa]

No replies bc it’s true 😂

[@djaf8550]

Dean is hella coo. Nick is hardcore dropping the ball. He needs to legit chill…

[@mknwy]

Nick is dropping nothing. It’s content. Nora and that entire family knows Nick way too well. It was just drama farming to get everyone going. And no one makes Nora and Salma laugh like Nick

[@GubiYoroi]

@@mknwy you going say is fake until it gets real not everything is farming sometimes it gets real

[@spikecool50]

@@GubiYoroi people still gonna act like the whole moonmoon thing didn't happen

[@GubiYoroi]

@@spikecool50 yeap if nick and nora get together are they farming still ?

[@drquack1217]

@@GubiYoroidude ppl act like this is all scripted television lol

[@MaplePies2]

Long time NMP fan, this is the most legit hard watch

[@FazeParticles]

one yr fan here. honestly this is typical nick. cringe for sure but i know he can be worse.

[@nicklasjensen9043]

@@FazeParticlesdoesn’t make it any less of a hard watch

[@dorian763]

@@nicklasjensen9043 dont watch then...

[@CeRz]

@@FazeParticles watched him for 4 years, this is one of the worst streams ive ever seen along with the swap to nora's. It went exponentially downhill from the end of nick's stream all throughout nora's stream. The difference between yesterday and all those other streams for 4 years was that nick was in farming mode, nora clearly wasn't. This does not go hand in hand and nora got visibly upset, even her mother called her. It was the hardest watch I've ever had in 4 years, this is top 1.

[@ScrungusLordBungus]

This and the drinking stream give off the same rancid energy. At least last time he was drunk.

[@rufioh]

Nick needs to change his name to Albus Fumbledore

[@mhyst1353]

Nicolas Fumbler

[@DonMascarpon]

Scholar of the first fumble

[@Dihyyy]

this was way too painful to watch, farming is farming, but when you notice someone not having fun for more than hours, you drop it for the sake of stream and continuation of later farming. That was terrible. Glad EU girls are not US bots and they somehow express their dislike to this situation

[@FreeToSnipe]

Nick went from a 10 year relationship to then try speed running through a marriage

[@harshsaxena3603]

True... should have left that Malena way before if they had "different goals"

[@slick3996]

@@harshsaxena3603she left him lol

[@harshsaxena3603]

@@slick3996 both are miserable individuals, so doesn't matter

[@chloriander]

It gets boring and weird because Nick acts like Nora is another Emily. But she isnt, shes way too normal for this. Also, theyre all adults so it's really cringe when they're acting like 12 year olds with the whole "should I hold her hand" type of shit.

[@bb-3653]

He basically needs to read the room more to who hes jk with and adjust..but hes demonstrating he dont care 😅😅

[@T0FFII]

She's normal? Have you seen her streams where she basically flirts with her literal cousin?

[@eden4920]

It would’ve probably worked if they streamed in person while he was with Malena, it seems all his girl friends that stick around and joke back are the ones that streamed w Malena so they know it’s mostly jokes.

[@bb-3653]

@@eden4920 actually no , shed have probably gotten mad this stream too. 😂ever notice when nick was doing too much shed shut down eventually and rag on him. I think at one point he has to dial it down , and then picked it up again towards the end of the relationship.

[@SandmanOFC]

That was one of the worst things I have ever witnessed. I have no words.

[@hotman718]

A fumble of astronomical proportions

[@trixtheassassin8238]

6:53 "Dude what if I fuck this up somehow bro?" - Oh if this isn't foreshadowing in a netflix show it it's finest I don't know what is 💀

[@tomasgomez1906]

why? what happened?

[@slick3996]

@@tomasgomez1906he was being a creepy weirdo

[@KevinGarcia-gp8vz]

Im hooked i tellya!

[@trixtheassassin8238]

@tomasgomez1906 when they switched to Nora's stream she made a very flattering comment and he completely shut her down as a joke. She took it very personally and everyone else thought it was too far aswell at the table. He went the rest of the stream not stopping with the PogO jokes turning down her kindness when she was visibly upset. Anyone who'd been watching Nick for a long time agreed he went a little too far this time, it was very tough to watch.

[@gl-ey5hj]

He thinks he's hilarious but there's a fine line between being hilarious and being respectful. Sure its fun to watch the drama but he's suffering irl just for the content. Dean is the real man this whole time. Arther doesnt have his own thing going beside being nick's puppet.

[@somedude4879]

6:55 he literally foreshadows it lol

[@primecurbside3525]

Yep

[@tomasgomez1906]

foreshadows what? what happened?

[@Sansrage.]

Nick, you gotta chill man. It doesn't matter if "It's just for content" if the content is unwatchable. This stream was so awkward that I had to keep pausing and walking away. Just take a mental health day to get your mind right.

[@brybry4610]

creepy sexual comments disguised as pogo jokes

[@joelcoll4034]

You mean the my sister is hot coment? Is that really a creepy sexual coment? I feel like you can say a friend is hot and not be gay coment

[@eclinvo4910]

Perfectly sums up Nick's nervousness. I hope he makes things up to her and realizes he isn't talking to Emily or any of his other girls.

[@caseman69]

dean is such a good friend

[@elegantcommonsense]

Bro after watching Nick and Nora's VODs i think he's really cooked. I know Nick wants kids but like bro Nora has never even had a bf like brother chill out/slow down. Nora was crying and dude kept pushing PogO. I usually find Nick's humor funny but this was really bad dude. Dude needs to apologize via actions by chilling out with all the jokes if he's actually serious. Verbal apologies and payouts of purses isn't going to work

[@ToijamGhanshyam]

This stream ended my interest in nmp content......congrats on your success nick and i hope you find someone

[@bb-3653]

I wont be suprised if he actually gets hate watchers. Im a fan but i gruntee the fans arent too pleased atm😂😂 especially the twitch chatters...oof he has alot to answer for tommorow 😂

[@hirouxachy7201]

@@bb-3653 just watch how much money h's gonna get next stream from "haters", "crying" and apologizing. He knows what he's doing.

[@Smackindaface]

​@@hirouxachy7201Yep he's going to pull that "Chat did I mess up?" "Did I do something wrong" shit and apologize all stream and pretend everything is normal

[@bb-3653]

@@hirouxachy7201 he will do that, but tha problem with him is this could easily still affect his irl relations with nora if he completely ignores her. Yeah he always does that shit. I think the money getting to his head. Hes becoming a mizkif

[@hirouxachy7201]

I think he just doesn't care as much as you think he does about that, he cares about the content and how to get people tune in. He's been farming parasocials left & right, just look at his stream right now lmao

[@juanbiz911]

(/.-) damn it nick. You have to know to read the room and when to stop 🤨

[@dhekwucieoejduf]

He doesnt care and hes joking. If you are taking what hes saying serious when hes not thats ur problem.

[@LIL-MAN_theOG]

@@dhekwucieoejduf and if you dont get when people are farming and when Irl hits, you are just as dumb as NMP is being. Trust me, those who dont think that this has cross from being a bit to IRL are also those who are sociopaths

[@DontScreenPeek]

Farming the parasocial viewers with 3 videos a day during peak YT adrev time is 200 IQ

[@bb-3653]

You are parasocial like the rest of the viewers...we all are😊😊

[@lextheking5431]

@@DontScreenPeek People misuse parasocial way to much its lost meaning

[@baussify]

“Cult leader in the late stages of creating a cult” ahh dialogue 😭

[@gffg387]

Ok, I know it's in the name, but Dean really is so cool. And he was trying very hard to save Nick from the massive fumble. Unfortunately today, not even Dean could save him.

[@twist4710]

this isnt even the worst of it LMFAOOOO

[@eclinvo4910]

I saw you spamming comments. Dial it back. But yeah, you're right. Arthur actually comments on a comment in his previous video. So he also knows about the poor reception.

[@Keyshawn13]

I've said this multiple times, Nick is literally spiraling out of control lately with the PogO stuff and excessive spending on gifts for girls​@@eclinvo4910

[@Zhixiaa]

@@eclinvo4910🤓☝️

[@twist4710]

@@eclinvo4910 hes cooked, gg

[@woodardchuckleson3090]

I gotta get me a friend that look at me the way Dean look at Nick. Then I'd know when to shut up.

[@theneed80g]

Awkward cause he keeps trying to hit on Nora’s sister in front of her

[@christoffer5875]

Yeah its a problem because Salma is hotter and Nora has bad feet, so she will never be anything more than pogo farm to Nick

[@Oussama-uo1gf]

he just made a compliment that she looks good, relax.

[@christoffer5875]

@@Oussama-uo1gf Yeah you dont do that to your girls sister she doesent care about your opinion on her looks

[@YardenAkin]

He treats her like a little sister. Calls her ugly, a bitch, a dumb whore, and then beautiful.

[@KevinGarcia-gp8vz]

The awkward iiiiisssss the show. But it begs the question…. Can he be too awkward? Wheres the line!?

[@ZOEYmira]

even arther , nicks number 1 defender wasnt saying much , bro needs to read the room

[@bb-3653]

He wasnt because in the vod he made a comment like "ngl theres no elephant in the room, and everything is just a joke and people misread it and got offended" not understanding that the jokes breached boundaries. And respect .it almost felt like a bullying stream towards nora like wtf

[@popshot8898]

Facts

[@Agrippa63BC]

Long time supporter of nmp, think he puts up some of the best content and tech on platform but now im just hate watching at this point. No amount of "its just farming" cope can justify the shit he's saying and doing to these girls. And the 2 hour intro of him watching clips and rage baiting dono's is insane.

[@bb-3653]

Indeed. Bro needs a time out to learn respect😂😂 hes willing to dig a hole by losing friends? Even if hes nice off stream im sure the way nora acted here..shes gon a get REAL TIRED of it long term😂

[@emotionalol]

I might actually stop watching this dude now. This was so weird. What are you doing? wow

[@monitorlizard9971]

I like how they dont dress like onlyfans content creators. Very humble down to earth and my bros calling THEM hookers and bichs?

[@Etanbeetan]

But nora is showing her only fans legs

[@TyeDye622]

Nowadays you never know, women are extremely promiscuous.

[@mandible_claw]

Yeeaaah... It's gotta be over. Jesus Christ... Like why does he do this to himself? They are definitely annoyed by him.. I think Arthur too

[@MrBirdonawire]

Man just burnt the crops and salted the fields.

[@iangitau1853]

NO LAUGHS ARE WORTH HURTING YOUR PARTNER. Don't blame it on funny. We would have watched regardless!

[@yaguemiguel1313]

Nick farmed too close to the sun

[@MrHesdan]

This last season name: Understanding Malena... 😞

[@bb-3653]

We all did. She was more wholesome years back until she got fedup😂😂...i wonder why?!?.

[@Movementking5]

Somebody go check on nicks mental health seriously like no bs I’ve been where he’s at now he needs time to heal and grow. Wish the best for you

[@Keyshawn13]

Yeah he's clearly spiraling, won't be long before he actual says/does something really bad.

[@bb-3653]

​@@Keyshawn13this is the thing hes done bad. He was a legit asshole. I love watching but this one was just disrespect..salmus was holding back only because nora is so nice. You can tell she had alot to say.

[@_Diktator]

I could say the same to you, and the rest of the comments who are taking this so seriously lmao

[@Movementking5]

@@_Diktator could give two shits who bro ends up with I’m still gonna watch him because i enjoy his content I’m just saying as a guy who’s been through what he’s been through I see the signs and just want the best for him.

[@lextheking5431]

@@_Diktator that's the same tyoe of augment that was used with malena right, where is she now?

[@sweeleongng333]

Nick if you losing Nora later, it's all your fault. Nora deserve a good guy like Arther or Dean. You not suitable to be in any relationship and should be alone. 👎👎👎

[@JsmashTech]

How is nick allowed around women at this point LMAO this man I got no words. He’s a menace

[@GLODZIO]

*just wait for the next episodes chat*

[@chequilin]

Please Mr. Editor, don't post anything from Nora's stream. I'm still recovering from the physical pain the cringe left on me.

[@bb-3653]

Unfortunately she still deserves her views...for dealing with that bullshit

[@AxisZtv]

3:10 This is the most genuine moment in the whole video. "If you talk to a girl in public I will throw up" bro is actually terrified at the thought of interacting with regular people.

[@maxpalacios03]

Salma is so fine

[@naroto973]

I love nick but wtf was this stream it was soo hard to watch

[@irljarvblank1906]

Bro ngl after the fumbledore foreshadowing his upcoming fumbles at 6:53 and then doubling down on his fumlbes later on Its just a masterpiece Nick is a born genius

[@MrBirdonawire]

Dean is the MVP of this day for sure. He stuck around when I was cringing so hard I would have snuck off and ran as far away as possible. Also him trying to coach Nick when he was acting insufferable was also such a solid friend. And how is he possibly thinking of streaming their kiss! Jesus.

[@Forbiddin]

Best farmer on Twitch hands down Shits better than reality television

[@lextheking5431]

It can be mesmerising seeing an accident take place in front of you but don't forget that the are actually people involved in that accident

[@LF-IV]

I pull for Nick. He's a local dude down there in Texas doing his thing. Today, he not only fumbled the bag, but he also set the bag on fire. He is cooked. Smh.

[@julianmay6104]

7:16 That was the most genuine what the fuck I've ever heard

[@SeNniN06]

yo if dean gets into a fight them ropes be pulled first.

[@devilhdante]

Nmp Diddy is diversifying his harem 😂

[@punksnotdead5367]

I think nick is too scared that if he just is himself hell get no viewers but honestly man you already have the audience just have fun

[@manke7830]

Like Dean said, this is the best soap i've ever seen 😮

[@hunterxhunter6182]

Bro must have took notes from Jason the Ween bc this is a HARD WATCH

[@neneeK]

Jason never acts like this tho💀 this was just cringe not even funny shit

[@mtanyun3250]

The only person who wont get angry with all this is katchii. Thats probably her personality. This stream reminds us alot with the one when EE took Nick to fine dining.

[@amielsanders8512]

Without the money and twitch fame, Nick gets ZERO buns. Holy shit the cringe.

[@jermainebrailey1377]

The farming is so good right now its must see TV.

[@OrdinaryCritic]

Find yourself a woman who doesn’t like your jokes. This is the path to maturity. They deserve each other.

[@jbabyshock8971]

It feels like he already mess up. This is the first time I didn't enjoy a video. long time fan but I didn't get good vibes from this one.

[@RawCorn]

Dean needs to move in with you permanently. He's a walking W.

[@gzuz4148]

Salmmus is hella cute

[@yellowflash511]

ICANT bro pls stop 💀

[@grunntok]

The whole stream is a real disaster, bro is clueless, ruined what was supposed to be the best stream of the bunch. I hope he finds himself

[@ΝίκοςΠαπαζαχαρίου-ν3β]

sulmmus is like a pretty dominatrix

[@dansnotagg]

salmus holding arthurs coffee, what a gem. too bad arthur is gay

[@Bluegrassstallion]

This is what being a beta male with money looks like. A less rich version of Drake. A lot of goofies with a check, Kendrick was right 😂😂😂😂

[@jonamartinez1334]

You are so alpha dude😼

[@Batman-cq6ee]

anyone who unironically says beta male needs help

[@Bluegrassstallion]

@Batman-cq6ee names Batman btw 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Batman-cq6ee]

help me daddy 🥺

[@Bluegrassstallion]

​@jonamartinez1334 Amazing you cant see it from what you watched. Guess you can lead a horse to water but........

[@TigasHyper]

Arther is a great camera man

[@feedripalot7535]

1:14 Salma is actually peak

[@omaral-mutairi6007]

Aight fuck this, not even worth playing in the background while i work anymore with all the awkward silence.

[@uran2738]

the "my sister is hot" joke was too far

[@AyubuKK]

Nothing like a nice walk through town.

[@scryguyy]

wheres the ending clip Madge

[@JawadBhuiyan]

Why are mfers suddenly mad at Nick for saying weird shit? This has been his content for like the last few years 😂

[@lextheking5431]

You must think these people a very good actors especially nick, this shit is cring at best its not just weird this is borderline creepy

[@Smackindaface]

Nah dude this is just too far, it's not farming, it's not pogo, it's cringe and weird

[@triggerhappy9643]

Ok at this point I hear JOEY TRIBIANI saying " THEY'RE DOING IT 😳"

[@4ortytoon]

a twitlonger about nick will be the next meta at this rate. 6:30 honestly, my main reason for watching this is to see if nick fly high or crash n burn. i want him to hit a home run but he may just strike himself out if he doesnt lock it in and be a better man. key-wording; "Be a man!" not a boy.

[@fuchan707]

All these years, we thought it was Malena, or ExtraEmily or Nora or even FanFan, but no, it was Nick who wrote his own Twitlonger lol

[@lordsaint_pierre7283]

When bros in your neighborhood 😅

[@bradspitt3896]

Honestly these jokes sound like the same tone they've always been, I think Nora and Salmmus just aren't used to the improv aspect of it, and maybe nick should cool it because of it. Emiri used to be like this too, and she eventually got the hang of it, but Nick doesn't do pog stuff with her. Everyone was calling everyone the b word, nothing crazy. Nick must be gaining a new audience that isn't used to him and they're just getting cynical and projecting.

[@roxas5142]

I feel like you and everyone else saying that are kinda missing the point. Yeah they’re the same jokes as always, but the jokes are *always* over the line so he should be self aware enough to realize when someone tells him to chill out with the jokes that them even letting him treat them like that in the first place was letting a lot slide so he should respect them back not doubling down over and over again when they’re getting genuinely hurt and frustrated

[@bradspitt3896]

@@roxas5142 I literally said maybe he should cool it because they're not used to it. More jumping to conclusions.

[@bb-3653]

​@@bradspitt3896its not even that. Hes actually got a new crowd and needs to realise hes the one who jeeds to adjust, not nora. Malena tanked too much of that shit. "Improv" isnt the right word because that can be used as an excuae for nick to just disrespect people. I don't think nora will get used to that because she probably thinks "why am i only on here to be disrespected" and rightfully so. Extra Emily probably finds it funny and shes not exactly right in the head😂😂 nor are alot of OTK streamers. Not saying their bad people , their just not the usual crowd

[@smellybearc7411]

What tf does tested on humans made for dogs mean

[@zurcarak]

So Alinity saying her sister is hot is not the same as Nick saying his sister is hot?

[@landscape85]

Yeah because they're the same sex LMAO imagine alinity saying her brother is hot

[@Gregor_Von_DOOM]

No child, alinity giving her sister a compliment is not the same as unwanted sexual comments sandwiched between being called b*tch every time a camera is on to clip farm at the expense of Nora's sister.

[@zurcarak]

@@Gregor_Von_DOOM i don't think that was the intent there. baby social skills showing I do agree with you Nick is being rude considering that they aren't calling him words back

[@Gregor_Von_DOOM]

@@zurcarak in basketball if you accidently hit someone because you were out of position even though it wasn't intentional it's still a foul. this video doesn't cover the entire 2 streams. he was being foul and was warned multiple times only to keep doing it after saying sorry and being the only one laughing.

[@Angel-nv4ls]

he about to catch a case like tectone..

[@ImadeOriginal]

Is Nick seriously not seeing how fucking weird this is? It's not at all funny and people will start to distance themselves.

[@Lawrence_Keenan]

Noras death stare

[@michaelbaldry5420]

2:56 HOLY CHAD, I had no idea Dean was so handsome 😅😅😅 (straight man btw)

[@Weirdwest805]

Not every guest can be a home run.

[@LIL-MAN_theOG]

false. This couldve been a home run, but he is going bipolar for some odd reason AT THE WRONG DAMN TIME. My man needs to keep his Dean training wheels on

[@THEEBenster]

Dean really is so cool

[@Neiru24]

its over boys 🤣

[@Lawrence_Keenan]

Got me laughing my ass off

[@akumacode]

it's too soon. i been there, i been that guy, in the exact same situation, acting the exact same way. don't do what i did and start too soon. i really messed her up. 10 yrs is a long time. take your time, for everybody's sake

[@MrSyphen6]

Dean still owes Penta money.

[@Dianderson1816]

Idk about the other people in chat but I love you nick ❤

[@C4OFUNITX]

Let me introduce you all to the cringe commander

[@LuqrativeEntertainment]

dude... Nora wears her feeling on her face. You really hurts her feeling bro. At first i was rooting for you, but now i think she deserves better. idk why you did this, issit because you afraid that it was all just content for her? talk to her offstream about it then. and proceed accordingly. enough of the jackassery. geeezzzzz

[@joshheinink]

Unhinged

[@MellowMavrickTV]

what was nick looking at... lol I'm telling nora 4:35

[@johnathancarroll643]

10 year older N30N. Humble him.

[@roxas4866]

P.nicky back at it again

[@brybry4610]

guys it’s okay to be creepy cause he’s the pogo guy!!!

[@SerkuXY]

I mean he stated that his sister is factually hot, not that he finds her hot

[@LIL-MAN_theOG]

what? the hell is wrong with this goofy?

[@treinhd]

Where is that jacket that Nick is wearing from?

[@Arthur_Foxache]

Jesus Christ, Nick has never been with a girl besides Malena and it shows. Literally like a child trying to plan his moves, ffs.

[@LIL-MAN_theOG]

THIS

[@cassu6]

Bro he was with her 10 years. Surely he should’ve learnt something. I mean hell this seems like he has not interacted with anyone in a decade

[@Sarnatuile]

@@cassu6 He hasn't though, not with genuine intentions. I think that's the whole point. He didn't need to impress Malena anymore and Malena was quite uh... the bad mouth herself. They got used to each other doing it for a decade. Suddenly having to stop that because other girls aren't Malena is tough. But doing this with a girl that hasn't even ever had a boyfriend is.. rough.

[@eden4920]

@@Sarnatuileboth of them are virgins in a sense and therefore don’t know how to interact. It’s lowkey rlly funny, like a boy pulling a girls hair cuz he likes her and a girl who sticks around cause she likes the attention but doesn’t want affection

[@Dewlone]

Here it comes oh no no

[@ViiRaLx713]

Bro this stream was so painful it has to be scripted

[@Eclipse-y8t]

NMP DIDDY