They Enslaved My Family In Minecraft

[@colonmuncher3655]

“I went to the doctor to talk about my weight, he told me to open my mouth and say oink”

[@oliverclothezoff3361]

You dirty dog

[@6hughmungus9]

Sounds like you need better insurance

[@t8mb]

"9/11 *heavy wheezing* "

[@GareyPongat]

He's doing it for a role

[@chucknorrisevolved]

based Norm poster

[@chargerboi4982]

I get Sam was complimenting the outfits of German soldiers in ww2, but now he has taken a fondness of their hairstyle as well

[@ClassicOshaViolation]

Hm Germans?

[@ratman7976]

Wait for the nose beard

[@ClassicOshaViolation]

Wait till you see some flags and helmets, then he starts playing German music.

[@siryeetusthe3rd495]

Shit was slick tho my man. Run that fade.

[@redmiller3567]

Hugo boss made dope fucking clothes there's no disputing that

[@blackpilldawgs]

Sam acting like he had to quarantine when he never leaves his house anyways lmao

[@gazzy9136]

Sounds familiar...

[@10Tie]

I think maybe he meant his wife was home more so she'd make more food

[@clawzx1195]

Sam acting like quarantine is just *over*

[@clownworld4655]

Quarantine is for mouthbreathers anyways

[@officaldungeons]

@@clownworld4655 not quarantining is for intubation breathers

[@mazyad3816]

"It's not about the destination, it's about the journey" inserts where AlGadhafi was found dead lol.

[@midgetman4206]

who's that?

[@mazyad3816]

MidgetMan 420 Libya’s dictator.

[@midgetman4206]

@@mazyad3816 ok thanks

[@alexroxhissox]

Lol he wasnt dead. He was found hiding and beat to death.

[@cleanweeb5775]

Surprised bumbo didn’t sneak his way into the server the second you said that muscle was 11.

[@Tezmex77]

Damn

[@Lelfay]

AxxL Christ not you again

[@iamunrated1247]

Bruh, how is that even supposed to be funny

[@clawzx1195]

Errr no offense

[@_grimleythesequel]

@@AxxLAfriku jesus christ man

[@mfchimichanga]

Sam's raycon sponsor has the energy of a foot massage on Epstein island.

[@Dmort59Gaming]

Let’s leave this as the gem it is and attempt 420 comments of nice.

[@thebiggestcheeseong]

Sam is turning into a boomer that hates his wife, and within 2 years he’s going to be making comics about politics and wanting to die because of his wife.

[@churrosmcgee624]

Funny you think she wont kill him before he even gets to that point :)

[@Mr.Doodlebob]

@@churrosmcgee624 she's already begun the process by hiking his cholesterol

[@lysandyr3609]

That's weird. He already wants to kill himself because of his wife

[@atypicaluser3667]

@@churrosmcgee624I'm predicting Sam's wife's going to buy a cook book titled "serial killer's victim last meal" before that happend.

[@mrsainzx5639]

alan moore's v fpr vendetta is a cool and light hearted comic booklet

[@angolz5208]

I was literally watching this video on my phone, with raycons, while wiping my ass and not hearing it. The absolute beauty of it.

[@jeeb3304]

19:27 This is the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life. Back to back Bryan perfection

[@matthewrames5741]

i had to do a double take when I heard it before i realised bryan commented on it too XD

[@TehEpicZippy]

19:34 I'm 31 years old and that made me laugh so hard I thought I was going to pass out

[@Jadsito-k3n]

that was the juiciest fart i've ever heard in my entire life

[@damonvi013]

im 27, and i cried more tears laughing at that fart than i did shedding tears at my wedding. i shed not a single one at my wedding, but fuck did i lose it at that fart

[@wzrd.7471]

@@Jadsito-k3n Pkj

[@yungquagton]

im 12 and i smoke weed

[@ratman202]

I'm 7 and I cook and sell meth

[@Ren4issance]

Honestly how do you feel about that time John Mcaffee said “Janet whoever this motherf*cker is- put him on the list.” You never really gave your thoughts on that.

[@YourPalKindred]

wait what

[@arctichoundtv2823]

@@YourPalKindred at the end of sams forehead fables where he had john mcaffe on, John mcaffe said what was in the comment above

[@user-fg8ux8zo6w]

once he breaks out of Norwegian jail he's coming for him

[@YourPalKindred]

@@arctichoundtv2823 Sam's time is limited

[@organic1714]

@@arctichoundtv2823 so what did he say

[@benson7679]

Fat Sam is honestly better, brings back memories of....the dark times

[@coljuh]

Skyrim days?

[@aubreybates8564]

Them General Sam122 days?

[@jackcarroll6200]

Colby * the skyrim days are gold

[@mudman3831]

Can we get a mail time with dragon dildos???

[@stdshurt7972]

Shek-shekl-sheekek...I cant speak his name,its a curse ..

[@GavinCoom]

Damn Sam knows exactly how long it takes till a cut on the arm heals. He’s soooooo deep

[@whywhy8324]

Unlike that cut Suicide attempt more like pay attemption to me amirite

[@sambone2809]

nah dude if you are trying to actually die that shit is a scar. that stays with you.

[@TheLangster]

Trust me it takes waay longer than a week and a half for a somewhat deep cut to heal. I’d know cause I’ve done that shit before lmao

[@dumcanem1282]

That barbed wire really did it to em

[@cesarvialpando7736]

Not too sure why i read it as cum.

[@ikweeEa]

19:34 im crying and i cant stop replaying help

[@comradebutter1214]

If a baby was born and put immediately into vr minecraft for the rest of its life, will the baby eventually develop a real pain once they take damage in game?

[@arabscamel1034]

Wtf, lol.

[@supertthegamer670]

Butter. You're thinking too much. *who told you about our experiments?!*

[@swosels]

Sam make another baby now

[@humphreybrogart8392]

Maybe, pain is a physical stimuli but if the brain believes it exists in the VR world it could develop actual pain. There's no research on the matter, so we'll have to find a baby and find out.

[@theveganlawyer2193]

Stolen comment

[@professorice4325]

I’d rather be fat than have to explain to my family why my trash can is filled to the brim every few days.

[@Hanzer-ns5bh]

"Those are just snot rags. No, no, don't touch 'em ma, I'll change it..."

[@AlexMelancholyThinker]

Huh, I didn’t get it til I read the replies, why does being fat have anything to do about jacking off?

[@stevenssd9050]

1:20 Clearly you've never heard of a shake weight good sir

[@seriouslyslinky1420]

Yea... a shake weight

[@beast11369]

yes... not the beating of meats

[@jvorakoth]

As a matter of fact sleeping in closets is pretty comfortable. Every once in a while I do it, but in all honesty it depends on the floor man. Goodbye

[@gnomeman5808]

Especially carpet

[@charlesdemers1197]

Ikr

[@jimpa7011]

Goodbye

[@gentlemanpleasant7335]

**Wayfair would like to know your location**

[@jvorakoth]

Duncan Dimnadome they don’t need it, they’ve kept me locked up for years

[@troglodyte3681]

my weekly dose of mysogyny, you never disappoint

[@ed8212]

If you lifted you could become the most accurate senator Armstrong known to man

[@TheTctoocold]

BAHAHAHAHA

[@SpaceMissile]

"Now I know what it's like to be Shaq's girlfriend." nice

[@althg]

I feel like the last time someone enslaved Jewish families it went terribly for everyone involved...

[@XyzCloud]

No, it went great! That’s how I met my wife.

[@salahad-din9168]

Not everyone

[@TerexJ]

Especially for the people who defeated them.

[@alwaysrighttechnically3595]

1:15 absolutely destroying your setup when the baby starts to cry after putting her to sleep 5 minutes ago 😕

[@raspburied]

i am fucking absolutely crying my eyes out to 19:33

[@berdoerdo4252]

Really appreciate how you managed to get the actor who played gimli on today’s episode Sam, nice work

[@NoSignal14]

Having your birthday in minecraft twice is like getting rejected by the blind girl for being to ugly. Really sad but fun to watch

[@marcanmonger4055]

it’s not sad if it’s minecraft with the bros, plus he probably had actual birthday stuff

[@JP-sm4cs]

Guys if we all request Tarkov he'll post more stuff like this.

[@armintor2826]

Reverse reverse psychology

[@blortbugman8722]

Its our only hope for more kenshi!

[@rinkashikachi]

Not everybody wants to watch it

[@hughjanos3992]

nah his tarkov vids are good but nobody likes michael soft flight sim even sam couldnt make that game not boring even on that special day of the year so thats the game we "beg" for more of ;)

[@pickledpeckers7789]

@@hughjanos3992 Except every video on tarkov is the exact same

[@murikaicoments5847]

2:05 that was the most beautiful *hazaa* I’ve ever heard

[@G_Dubbz]

“This is my real home, where it’s so warm and safe.” 😂😂😂😂

[@ratman202]

19:28 Bryan almost killed me holy shit lmao

[@biblesaurus6862]

I like that this community doesn’t get butt hurt over a suicide joke

[@brotherchungus5464]

“Do a flip”

[@sasolo999]

For how much Sam isn’t serious, the editing in his videos are top tier and it’s incredible

[@campbellsemmens]

10:05 one of my good friends literally had a seizure because of that song it was pretty traumatising ngl... thanks for reminding me of it, keep up the dope content.

[@iZiqq]

1:12 General Sam, creator of the “I took the day off to J-off” t-shirt, everybody

[@ThySmoke420]

“Now I know what it’s like to be shaq’s girlfriend “ 🍳💀☠️💀☠️💀

[@korbinhubbard7769]

Rather have my parents get fat then divorced

[@EngineBacon]

Were you meaning “than” or “then”

[@lukeguy6978]

??? there's two thens? holy shit this is news to me

[@foreversacred]

luke warm there is one then. they're two different words

[@freindlyspicerun4424]

@Taurev Hamina i believe you mean cigarette milk

[@lukeguy6978]

DualBitAxolotl it was like 4:00 am when i made that comment but thank you for explaining it lol

[@hamremnants1754]

Finally, Sams doing more slave play. Now I can practice that other workout he was talking about.

[@kmbrewkyle6388]

3:48 was mid whip when he said that and started laughing and my roommates thought I was crazy 😂

[@AceofKnaves1966]

10:30 Stalltt sounding like Seth Rogen

[@lkerygma]

" I've gotten fat again" -General Sam

[@emknight84]

Ricardo as a mine craft character ......my god.... perfection

[@AroU6]

This was actually really fun to build with everyone from the server. We had a few shitheads but they got siphoned out as we went on.

[@obama1840]

Why stop in Minecraft, orphans come cheap nowadays.

[@grimreefer9324]

Thank you Obama very cool

[@brotherchungus5464]

Great advice. Thanks Obama.

[@raddford__1210]

19:34 i have never laughed so hard i blacked out for a solid 20 seconds bc i was laughing so hard

[@cstarchild]

Ah. Poor General Sam. Your Family: Enslaved Don’t worry, You Killed Them, Not Only The Men. But The Women & Children Too

[@6hughmungus9]

Dont fuck with Uncle Terry when he's been drinking.

[@Reth_Hard]

I know how it is to be poor and enslaved... I wish I could play Minecraft in VR, anyone he can send me 500$ so I can buy a VR set?

[@cstarchild]

Reth Tard wish I could, but I ain’t got no cash either

[@Reth_Hard]

@@cstarchild I guess my only option now is to rob a bank... Thank you anyway. Have a good day.

[@cstarchild]

Reth Tard you too

[@martian_turtle4070]

I think I might need to be put down. I've been in hysterics for the past couple minutes at that fucking wet fart bit Edit: 19:32

[@zoppity6135]

i’ve never been this early

[@shlongus8767]

Me neither

[@freddierowe-crowder7178]

Nether bro

[@imbatman9564]

Same

[@lefs]

I'd say neither as well but you get the point

[@shawnbird9832]

Not even a whole 10 minutes for me lol

[@user-rv8er2xn1c]

Happy 1 mill Sam been watching you since Skyrim happy to see you getting the notoriety you deserve your videos are funny asf man

[@gavinthejanitor]

raycon: the only mass sponsor no one rolls their eyes at

[@ericscott7120]

ITS BEEN A YEAR SINCE THE MINECRAFT BIRTHDAY THING, holy shit. Btw since ive been around the channel for awhile and love most of sams videos when i see a vid i still remember when i first clicked on it to watch it and when i see "4 years ago" I have a time crisis

[@SlowGrandNational]

“You wan climb em” is underrated

[@nicholasvangestel5570]

Happy Birthday Sam✌🏼 cheers for all the videos and podcasts. Really appreciate it man🙏🏼

[@grimreefer9324]

I could’ve sworn Sam had a biweekly upload schedule, but it’s been two weeks and he hasn’t uploaded diddly fuck. I have now realized this was a fantasy made up in my head. Sam only presses that upload button whenever he feels like it.

[@InflammatoryCommentMaker]

Your editing is a labor of love and it really shows. Keep it up!!

[@SlenderBrony]

I’m gonna say cause I ain’t seeing anyone else say it happy birthday General Shekel

[@ericsantaella3287]

I woke up late today sad that I slept in but when I sat on the crapper for my morning poo, the sight of a new general sam video made all the sadness go away

[@genesisgrey7258]

"Hey you can just STF---" xD

[@michaelroa9752]

For anyone wondering, the outro is award ceremony by jippy

[@jimbofimbo3728]

Sam getting THICC? I don’t see a problem with that

[@nouveauriche6066]

When Sam breaks down a complex socio-economic reason for the 2 villages not being together to just a difference in their tastes for roof design. 8:36

[@Sergio0hf]

So... apparently, according to KZbin, General Sam makes content for kids, neat

[@nachoben3975]

I'm always amazed with the effort sam puts into his videos the lighting the camera shots just everyhting

[@LMTN13]

yes

[@smark2016]

yes

[@randylahey3097]

yes

[@pierre-alexandre90]

YAS

[@v01ded69]

yes

[@charlied5465]

yes

[@ez_o_nator4736]

Your haircut makes your head biger somehow. Love you sam :)

[@evanursochill]

Really missed the chance to hold a stick and mimic your mic during those bits

[@AkinOzD]

I lost it at 4:34 he just stands there, accepting his fate xD

[@ayyylma0]

"life back to normalcy" Oh you sweet summer child, you've not been paying attention. Winter is going to be HELL.

[@noahmerideth9221]

Congrats on breaking youtubes system and getting 1 million subs. Been watching since I was way too young to, keep it up brother

[@OfKingsXI]

I paused and watched the entirety of restrepo to understand what was going to happen to muscle

[@OrbitalDeathRay]

The image of Stalltt fumbling around just before the creeper blows up the house fucking sends me every time.

[@lj6284]

Remember rats, Minecraft is our salvation. All hail the dark lord.

[@dustupdustin]

I never thought I'd be proud to be 5' 4 but that day is now 😎

[@theodieman]

Damn, this music (by Shiro) slaps harder than Ray Rice in an elevator!

[@GrubbsGrady56]

We have the same birthday, I'm the big 28 today lmao. Happy birthday man, keep up the great content.

[@ogoh8208]

"by the way it's my birthday again, thought i'd let you know" - sam

[@eric97909]

Love your videos Sam, my day's a little better every time you upload

[@nikolais2788]

Give me a video of Sam simping over his wife, now that would be something lmao.

[@arbiter-]

Nice fade dawg

[@itstherealbrace6424]

Wait, is Sam eating Pigs in Minecraft? That can't be Kosher...

[@pvcka7267]

Congrats on the 1 million!!

[@TeaSquiffy2]

19:30 Saving you for later

[@marusgoren9977]

Holy fucking shit I lost it when Sam had this epic gamer moment with the screeper ... PERFECT SCREAM CUTOUTS!

[@Brad.2874]

I didn’t do it, I had nothing to do with the construction of the course, please

[@lotsclosed19]

I love it when Sam plays mine craft, cause I know damn well he knows and hes gonna starve me of it

[@monseuirpompoux9780]

I wonder if the more weight he gains, the less hair he has.

[@sandwich_8930]

Love your humor and your videos. Been watching you for a while keep it going my guy!

[@Guaguadeath]

Is it just me or does Sam's right eye look lazy af during the whole sponsor segment lol

[@Conner2000]

Him screaming his swords not out and flailing his little baby arms killed me

[@mitchellmccoy5730]

By the way this guy talks, sounds like he doesn't own a dog house.

[@NickHunt]

General Sam's got the best audio/music and lighting on the internet. that smoke and orange light during the AD was tight as fuck.

[@GodlsAFK]

I'm not too proud to admit that during the sponsor part as soon as Sam said you know you sitting down taking a dump I was sitting down taking dump and considering buying these head phones lol

[@gattsu_ibra280]

Happy birthday! Its hard to believe that a whole year has passed already

[@coreypreston2277]

Sam could straight up be a professional videographer. Like just from the intro you can tell how good he is at filming and editing. I also can't believe I'm making this complement on a damn minecraft video.

[@mattstephens9064]

It's nice to see a video where you and stallt aren't immediately trying to maim each other with words.

[@ilistentowavves4490]

Your ads are the only ones I dont skip, I gotta see what shit they'll let you say before they drop you 🤣

[@arkantozz1058]

General Sam ist einfach International der beste Content Creator neben InternetHistorian. Es muss einfach mal gesagt werden.

[@StockBrokersLTD]

My boy Sam out here rocking the blitzkrieg cut.

[@bagelmanman2937]

The climbing feature looks absolutely sick

[@jaxanax7162]

“Calvin and Hobbes situation” now that brings back memories

[@shwamal]

please revisit minecraft sam i love these so much