They hired me to kill everyone in New York..

[@theonlyzanny]

Jeff you're the only banker I'd let convince me to open a savings account

[@FrostyyMcToasty]

I am exceptionally surprised, that this particular KZbin comment that reads "Jeff(referring to the famous KZbinr Modest Pelican) you're the only banker i'd let convince me to open a savings account" made by a relatively famous KZbin content creator named "zanny" has not gotten any replies considering its nature.

[@PapiChuloJuicebox]

*Geoff

[@sunnex474]

@@PapiChuloJuicebox Zanny likes to make fun of his name

[@ankushkar3364]

Why doesnt zanny have more likes......wtf is zan clan doing

[@vader2312]

We love Jeff

[@_will795]

Really glad I found this channel a few weeks ago. The dudes commentary is legendary

[@Wr11Dec]

This is true I found him over a year ago and I still love him

[@Alex324]

Really glad I found this channel a few years ago. The dudes commentary is legendary

[@orang9134]

Really glad I found this channel a few decades ago. The dudes commentary is legendary

[@goosebeater9383]

@se11💋 wow, even papa peli is being attacked by porn bots.

[@nathiitmc3638]

Welcome bro, I've only been here for a year, and I will say it certainly has been one of the best Years I've had on KZbin

[@jadon7702]

Pelican: Steals "slippery when wet" sign Guard: Now this is an Avengers level threat

[@zipplings1374]

The AI is truly impeccable in this game.

[@markermemer6010]

Gets shot up and congratulates people for not getting shot up on heroin

[@juliuskorhonen8283]

Luckily it was just a game 😂

[@cock_sauce8336]

He didn't mean it, his finger just... slipped

[@C.R.J.]

who knows, that slippery when wet sign can set off a bomb!

[@J_C_CH]

For as bad as 47 is supposed to be, considering his profession and all, he still inhabits a world where security guards will gun you down for simply picking up a wet floor sign.

[@LennardF1989]

Well, it is NY, America, right?

[@thepeachy_08]

@@LennardF1989 NY is like the second most anti gun state in America

[@duckify4639]

​@@LennardF1989got a point

[@avangardismm]

If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus Is Lord' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. -Romans 10:9

[@erickolb8581]

@@LennardF1989 NY is like this, yes. They also like to vacation outside NY then proceed to tell everyone that NY is better. -_-

[@OhManAFatRabbit]

this channel is so funny😭 the nonchalant way he speaks and says the most out of pocket things I've ever heard it's hilarious, i can't stop laughing LMFAOOO

[@farqueue001]

Australian humour at its best

[@r0conscious]

Deadpan

[@Human_traain]

Haha

[@b8nnytez]

It's Poland all over again! 🤣

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

[@connorgolden4]

I’m always down for more hitman!

[@kyltti9807]

Same

[@Davidtime]

@@onichanyi9214 I love this channel as well, oni

[@Isaiah-hm7br]

Fr

[@santadbg5759]

@David Anderson u know that’s a virus... right?

[@Davidtime]

@@santadbg5759 seems like a perfectly harmless Modest pelican fan to me. All she asked me for were my banking details and personal information just like any fan of the channel would.

[@jamesmcdaid1260]

1:10 Clearly the guard was savvy enough to spot an assassination attempt by workplace accident. There are no accidents in the workplace, only negligence. The security union taught him that.

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎ ‎

[@Tripleseven09]

That... Does kinda make sense Of course Him and the entire bank pulling their guns out, not so much

[@BennyLlama39]

Assassination by workplace accident? Why didn't I think of that before? Thanks for the tip. 😀

[@PhonesAreDumb]

This needs K number of thumbs-ups.

[@readysaltedpringles]

Glad to see Papa Peli realises the value of NFTs

[@alfwil8929]

may I screenshot?

[@ltsmokeeater6247]

@@alfwil8929 feel free

[@Wenlock5]

@@ltsmokeeater6247 He asked you?

[@Wenlock5]

@dank I didn’t ask you.

[@AD......]

@dank ong

[@Meow110]

This is hilarious, it's like an office sitcom if you were experiencing a period of violent psychosis.

[@Breno-rz3ye]

O

[@HelR.]

Yeah, Brutally Killing A Whole Bank Full Of Inocent People. I Like This Content!

[@jackmarcano8575]

Money well spent...

[@user1342-p3i]

lol

[@theguywhoasked1483]

I agree

[@MrBoat24]

Yo bro, I got the same one

[@gekkedebieltje7023]

@@MrBoat24 not possible 1 per person pinky person remember??

[@MrBoat24]

@@gekkedebieltje7023 Shhhh

[@brage1274]

The legend is back, reminding us to stay hydrated! Love your work man, keep it up

[@ModestPelican]

ty man :)

[@grimsgrim607]

@@ModestPelican Give us the cleaning channel

[@yourordinarytwathere8789]

@@ModestPelican we love your content dude you don’t even know the difference you make in our days! Big love hope you’re doing great.💪🏼

[@sskss5172]

@se11💋 your parents beat you

[@sskss5172]

@@onichanyi9214 your mom don’t love you

[@tomp.214]

"I guess his plan is to shoot the fire to death with a shot gun" "THE FIRE'S SHOOTING AT US"

[@Mason-nd9we]

I red this comment as he said it in the video…

[@CertifiedBoykisser2]

i can just imagine Diana preparing popcorn and telling the other staff back at the base to watch ModestPelicans playthroughs

[@jasonlee8156]

And berating agent 47 for not acting like a gentleman. What kind of jerk would knock out a woman with a fire extinguisher? What a brute! 🙃

[@inquisitionexpecter4263]

6:07 that's very graphic, mr thomas Y E S

[@umpaf_9090]

ah yes, yet another classic video to keep me hydrated every day.

[@jtmozloom9734]

If you liked this video, make sure to steal The Pope’s robes and replace them with a large Pelican costume, as this really spreads the good word of the channel

[@_jgordon]

A very educational video would recommend and very relatable

[@SfGamergg]

@@onichanyi9214 wtf

[@oannamphuong6373]

"Reateable" Bruh hol up!

[@jacobnightingale4310]

Absolutely love this dude commentary on this mission. Found it randomly. Will definitely check on more of Modest Pelican videos.

[@HyperlinkGames]

This was such a wild ride from start to finish. The chaos, the strategy, and those unexpected moments had me on the edge of my seat. I can’t believe how smoothly some of those takedowns went-total pro vibes. Honestly, I’d love to see more of this.

[@madeleinelange8791]

Absolutely needed this chaotic yet business casual energy today.

[@DavidBrocekArt]

Killing 100 civilians in GTA: "meh" Killing 1 person in Hitman: "Omg, I need to restart"

[@TrojanLlama]

Loser GTA AI versus chad Hitman AI

[@GamerTigerBonsu]

The legend is back with another hitman video to hydrate everyone in this New York bank

[@ModestPelican]

:D

[@poteten9917]

"And trust me I'd know, my keyboard got covered in... well it doesn't matter what it got covered in" Fantastic commentary 😂😂

[@patrick17_6]

3:33 lmfaoo 4:00 HAHAHAHA unbelievable 8:30 wtf lmfao

[@kieransf]

Love me some hitman content!!! Feel like that's when Papa Peli is at his best (comedic-wise and funny gameplay) 😂😂

[@tatewealthacademy]

What hitman is this

[@higuys6340]

@@tatewealthacademy Hitman 2. this bank mission is specifically included in the expansion pass of hitman 2

[@Cincy32]

I like his Hitman gameplay & comments because it reminds me of my best friend (deceased) & I playing Hitman Blood Money when it came out. Good times!

[@Rain_Over_The_Frosted_Heavens]

Imagine walking around a corner at work and getting smacked in the face with a guitar by A bald guy who’s more hydrated then all your fish. Family friendly entertainment at its finest.

[@PLANDerLinde99]

V I O L I N

[@shoaibakhtar1988]

I have been having a really tough time with my studies. The pressure is unbearable. Your videos are like water in a desert for me at this point. Thanks for keeping me hydrated.

[@alcinettegede5397]

At 4:52 i burst out laughing when he was beating everyone with a crow bar and then he whipped out a gun and said “I even started firing my gun like a mad man”

[@hihihirenx1513]

Good on you putting the extinguisher back - when you can find and use an extinguisher to fight a fire, it's just that much water saved to drink.

[@odesso2556]

the hitman content is what made me fall in love with pelican, i stopped watching for almost a year and 5 minutes in i already remember why I loved this channel so much and i regret not watching more 😂

[@caramelarmor8582]

Yo fr dude. He don’t miss w his vids

[@SavageJarJar]

@@caramelarmor8582 *You’re *for real * doesn’t *with *videos *.

[@caramelarmor8582]

@@SavageJarJar what the fuck is your problem

[@caramelarmor8582]

Go drink water

[@always420blitzed]

11:07 That's what he gets for walking past a water bottle and ignoring the chance to hydrate.

[@drewswallow6043]

‘Heroin free January’ had me rollin 😂

[@RamblinRick_]

I'm binge-watching Pelican's Hitman series. I now want to buy Hitman 3. I bought "Hitman Absolution" a decade ago and I never really played it the way Pelican plays. This series is a great "How-to-play". When I get Hitman 3, I'll rewatch this series as playthrough tutorials, if needed. Thanks.

[@skins4thewin]

LOL I've never played any of these games & yet this is the most entertaining thing ever.

[@savvassidiropoulos6378]

As a guy who enjoys a bit of story in my games I tend to avoid gameplays. But you, oh my god you. Its legit IMPOSSIBLE for you to spoil anything. A fuck all storm of chaos every gameplay I watched on this channel. I played the mission myself, didnt even recognise agent 47 let alone the mission itself. 10/10 channel

[@bepislebaddi]

Yay more hitman!!

[@yarnickgoovaerts]

The last month there was a great flood in my country, now is everyone hydrated

[@beeRADify]

Had some great one liners in there

[@garryhellped9446]

Pelican kills everyone: there was "some" collateral damage

[@tannerburelison3307]

You might not see this but, Thank you for the hood content. It truly makes my day.

[@ModestPelican]

I appreciate that mate! Hope you're doing well

[@vengeful8gaming776]

This is pure hood content . Fires guns around like mad men .

[@bayl_]

@@ModestPelican thanks for realising the NFT’s

[@queenbusybee1262]

I love his commentary and his failed relation ship jokes plus he love telling dark humor jokes

[@Thegamingdino133]

Roblox profile picture

[@SomeGuy-fl4zv]

I love how you genuinely care that the staff are being mistreated well also turning a man into swiss cheese with a AK47

[@IMMERERFOLGREICH]

2:03 made my day

[@846nick]

2:54 as an investor, i love this joke. the 'too busy' bit is all too true lol.

[@TheWorstestPro]

Hey modest pelican, i don't comment often but I have watched almost all of your videos, you have helped me through some tough times, keep on being amazing

[@JezuXDD]

watching modest pelican staying hydrated, a perfect thursday morning

[@cmd6531]

I was just watching your other hitman videos and you uploaded this one. Papa peli is a mind reader confirmed

[@ModestPelican]

:D

[@Gia1911Logous]

>kills everyone in new york "Everyone liked that"

[@joedredd1168]

8:43 Oh cool, Freedom Fighters! Loved that game.

[@Draxis32]

So this channel is what youtube used to be back in 2012 era. Funny commentary and awesome gameplay

[@kessiniktange8861]

8:05 "Maybe put a few pot plants around..." As an American, I was very confused by that at first.

[@rohanojha300]

9:45 "Incredibly Challenging but not Impossible"

[@23joseospina]

bruh the first vid ive seen of this guy and bruh hes actually hella funny, will defenitly be checking out his acc

[@unknownsoldier912]

Mr. Jeff Pelican, your voice just lifts my spirits. Thank you sir.

[@supawahoobruh9816]

I was listening to this with no imagery and when I heard “this woman was going to snitch on me, so I punched her in the nose” genuinely gave me goosebumps

[@Brotheroppi]

That's embarrassing on your part

[@juicyg4516]

@@Brotheroppi fr lmao

[@timothybayliss6680]

The tree you start by climbing looks like a butternut. Its some kind of walnut but the terminal leaf looks like the largest one. Any Hitman thats also an environmentalist would know how to care for these majestic but also endangered giants.

[@adriangraham5527]

dont care didnt ask

[@theguywhoasked1483]

do care did ask

[@r3dsnow757]

every time i go back on Modest Pelican's channel and look at the videos list, i can't tell if the videos were released recently or months ago. He truly commits to his style. or maybe i'm just dehydrated

[@ThunderHunter2019]

Cheru: modest pelican Modest pelican: cheru 🙌

[@JohnDoe-jn4ex]

Strangely satisfying just like we like it.

[@timsonins]

"It's apparently an interview room, but i nterview her face with my feather duster" adsfjadjsfakdsg 2:03

[@PrimeMatix13]

The “It’s Poland all over again” part made me laugh so hard I forgot I was drinking water and almost got killed by gods Nectar😂

[@juliusznowakowicz9382]

this joke is historically uncorrect. show me a moment in history where poland just gave up their country with no fight. it would fit to use france net time

[@PrimeMatix13]

@@juliusznowakowicz9382 I’m not saying that it’s accurate or anything like that! I’m just saying that it made me laugh. 🇵🇱❤️🇺🇦

[@CHS_BLue]

Bro gods nectar ?😳

[@ludger9878]

@@juliusznowakowicz9382 Kaiser Friedrich Barbarossa kinda dominated Poland. But hey, you never had a chance against the Holy Roman Empire anyway.

[@lmao..5805]

Still the most hydrated man I know

[@lmao..5805]

@se11💋 gway out of that will you

[@greyghost6446]

I was giggling like I was young again. The commentary is gold 🇦🇺

[@SpazzBuggin]

"Modest Pelican The psychotic Giga Chad" - Noice👌

[@ModestPelican]

:D

[@ChocolateMilk..]

"If I could get a job here, I could destroy the company from within" 😂

[@blackvoice375]

"Im trying to kill everyone here, not the amazon" 😹😹😹 12:59

[@licittofficial]

"This facility has co-ed bathrooms, which i can't imagine would go down well with my homie, jesus christ" hahahahahahahaha i legit had to stop the video for 3 minutes to finish laughing hahahaha

[@muratsar9090]

Simplest nft critic I've seen. Legendary and accurate.

[@bro7105]

6:34 during black history month 😂😂

[@Botge]

I can’t pay my bills anymore

[@waffles1544]

Love you pelican, I hope you are doing well during the pandemic, stay safe

[@ModestPelican]

you too bro!

[@lastofthebest5102]

Pandemic...lol.

[@ulysses988]

@@lastofthebest5102 ?

[@st3v3_sp]

this channel is amazing

[@SealedSaucer]

The algorithm have blessed your channel.

[@Aidan-zc8wx]

they keep hiring you for this same job over and over again, you must be the best of the best! truly the most hydrated candidate!

[@tko7723]

This guy sounds like he is the worlds greatest therapist

[@callsignhawkshot]

My man’s commentary is legendary glad I found this channel

[@juancelop]

I just found this guy and i already love his sarcasm and commentary! 😂😂

[@rodlong1802]

First video I've seen from this channel and this is absolute gold

[@droovie26]

Been dunking my family members in water for months everyday in your memory Peli! They seem to be at peace

[@kdkat2515]

@se11💋 What the bot

[@rachaelsrecords5836]

Extremely disappointed that I wasn’t informed on how to spread the good word of your channel. I expect better.

[@coresond6777]

At least we can let our classiness slip a little for a change.

[@philcommsworld6327]

Can you imagine it has been like 4 months since the last intro like that. #savethegoodword

[@DCGMatthew1]

12 days felt like an eternity. It was like 12 days without water, but worse.

[@possiblyjay7911]

I love just sitting down with a bowl of popcorn and watching him do stupid shit. It makes my day.

[@davidpadron4366]

I’m proud to follow Papa Peli since 100k subscribers and to see the growth truly has been fulfilling

[@pleaseenteraname5267]

Haters will say this is a game, and not live footage of Geoff's daily routine

[@joshuathe9966]

10k out of my my pocket but it’s worth it.

[@unknown-tq2yx]

Lmao

[@EthanHalley]

Regardless of the mission rating I still give 5 stars for content

[@1ne_kxng.726]

First time watching your videos and it was worth it...keep up the good work

[@faneboom15]

Bro has the humor!

[@anonymousseeker2364]

0:35 Already cheating. Everybody knows that blueberry muffins are the most lethal weapons in the entire hitman franchise.

[@angusheys5207]

5:41. i wasn't paying attention until I heard my name

[@Mr_Toasty2]

yay

[@Prince_Phaedru]

9:10 well, it will be a firefight

[@Jose-rc3dl]

I remember watching Papa Pelis videos back when Battlefield V came out and he had a fraction of the subscribers that he has now. Glad to see he's come a long way.

[@MediumDSpeaks]

Yo but I actually have made it through Heroin Free January for the last 7 (and if through next month, 8) Januaries, plus the last 7 of the last Heroin Free February, March, April, May, June July August, September, October, November and December

[@benhead950]

Weakling

[@MG_RomeBones]

sus... 10:47

[@vinhix]

"I'm playing on master difficulty, which means one shot kills me" Keeps showing him getting a lot of shots before dying...

[@vexron5872]

Golden Handshake is a very fun mission. It's always fun to don the robbery outfit and go guns blazing every few runs to shake off the stealthy runs.

[@sannidhyaraghav1813]

ur the best maann u make these stupid games more interesting

[@maxv6216]

I really like your videos... But I probably missed why you always have a barcode on the back of your head... Can anyone explain?

[@Realopastopamahowawa]

He’s a hitman that’s why

[@deox8639]

7:06 XD