They hired me to kill everyone in Italy..

[@be3992]

Modest is so calm in his jokes, makes it much funnier

[@pineappledweed8768]

Guess you could say he’s really……modest

[@johnbutt9005]

What are you talking about? You think he’s a joke? This intellectual is beyond our understanding and should heed his words

[@fynnion1st655]

He is so wise

[@JohnSmith-qo9li]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jJDFemWKftKbaKc

[@finnmcentee-smith9659]

I agree

[@datguy8460]

"assassins are paid in tips" 47: *jumps from around the corner dressed in a bush and strangles his target with a dog collar* random pedestrian: "cool kill bro, heres two dolla"

[@jbz9482]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@skeletor1344]

I'd love to see that happen, get me a front row seat! 🤣

[@Ilikeajaw]

R

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

“Honestly! Who throws a shoe?!” They rip your barcode off!

[@Maestro_04.]

Theres no better way to watch a modest pelican video without hydrating first

[@applearnold5986]

Agrreed

[@soulcust]

i agree

[@Itachi_Uchiha666-n7d]

thats why he got hired he is the chosen one the one and only that can pull a hercules task like that without dehydration

[@Nobyl]

Fr I filled up my water bottle for this

[@yaboycjm5581]

Unintentionally did this

[@Dimitur228]

The best feeling is when you see Modest Pelican ''They hired me..''

[@test1122lol]

What about finally escaping the matrix with Andrew T8's platform?

[@ThanaPups]

For the Training missions, I've always thought about that. They're paid actors but all the ammunition and guns are live and the melee objects are real and sharp/pointy. The targets in those training missions are basically being paid to die no matter how brutal or instant their deaths may be. It's pretty messed up.

[@dodar.]

Probably Rubber bullets and blunt knife ends and there are mattreses all around the boat soo you can throw People off. The Russian spy guy does actualy die fr in canon. Diana says "I didnt see his parachute i hope he is fine" or something like that When you do the jet plane parachute mission story that is the canon way to complete the mission (When Diana talks too that girl at the Wineyard she reference too it as "The way he completed the test")

[@ethanlivemere1162]

No it's all faked but it looks the same because they didn't want to program all that in

[@jennareynolds1403]

It's all bright orange NERF guns, they are all just playing pretend

[@pineapplepenumbra]

@Tarbosaurus "Diana explicitly states that all weapons are simulated." Ah, but she would say that, wouldn't she? Any actors who are killed don't have to be paid.

[@pineapplepenumbra]

@Tarbosaurus They must be cloned (ignore the fact that that would be far more expensive than not paying them... I said _ignore it!)._

[@krishcshah]

If peli uploads, you know it'll be a good day.

[@ModestPelican]

my dude

[@christiansen1760]

Very true

[@SupriyoChowdhury5201]

It's a moist day , with God's own nectar in my body I am quite hydrated.

[@grayson1071]

A

[@Moistlet]

lol@@SupriyoChowdhury5201

[@qdwefewrfgwergewrtgerthrtyh]

As an italian i can confirm that i'm dead.

[@babbl447]

lol

[@ItHamBoi]

Same here

[@ItHamBoi]

@@cactusmalone and that for fuck's sake, spaghetti are DIFFERENT from noodles

[@ItHamBoi]

@@cactusmalone NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@sidsucks0]

@@cactusmalone you goddamn liar.

[@Extremesports49]

“Now armed almost as much as your average American citizen.” This had me dying because it’s so true

[@ArthurMorgan-tr6tq]

I bought 2 new Glocks just yesterday! 😂

[@sealwithakeyboard9219]

@@ArthurMorgan-tr6tq as a british male, i own 12 cups of poisoned tea, a sharpened silver spoon and a byro

[@RamblinRick_]

As an American, I am offended by this gross stereotype. It's true, of course. Still offended.

[@lemagicbaguette1917]

@@RamblinRick_ I’m offended by how inaccurate it is. Only some of us are so lightly armed!

[@jamo3676]

Gotta love when this guy posts hitman 3

[@ModestPelican]

:D

[@jamo3676]

Oh ma god i got noticed

[@jacksonthomas2906]

@@ModestPelican balls

[@jamo3676]

@@jacksonthomas2906 tf lol

[@imsearchingforsomemilk4901]

@@jacksonthomas2906 with spaghetti

[@JokerForLife]

I didn't know Italy had a bounty

[@supremeconprimeoverlord8114]

Let’s collab

[@Myathaarth]

@@supremeconprimeoverlord8114 huh.

[@idkpierce3810]

Love ur vids joker

[@Winter-Solst1ce]

omg wassa Joker

[@sijuvayedamon5495]

Joker

[@trishdaG]

Normally when people narrate a video it can be overdone but you managed to provide great commentary and be consistently funny at the same time. Kudos for the awesome game play of one of the best stealth games, I look forward to more of your content.

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodpi6655]

That chinese hitman story was actually amazing

[@hsienhuang6178]

And it was 100% real lmao

[@hkchan1339]

There are KZbin videos about it, damn hilarious

[@jamestheeyeball8954]

"Its dangerous to drink tea this late in the day, so I think I should kill him and steal his clothes" got me giggling lol

[@The_ATF_]

I love how this man manages to do a mission story with no prompts when there are different targets lol

[@sammetheringham1893]

More hitman, love to see it, keep it up Jeff :)

[@ModestPelican]

thanks Sam :)

[@JOEMAMA-bc8fc]

@@ModestPelican Jovankas comment is very unholy

[@JohnSmith-qo9li]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jJDFemWKftKbaKc

[@mrastorla9386]

This guys humor is on another level

[@JohnSmith-qo9li]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jJDFemWKftKbaKc

[@karthikhiron3296]

Try watch cheru

[@Tyler_Solomon]

I'm laughing 1:11 am at this video. The best Christmas gifts are the ones you don't expect or want because I don't celebrate.

[@Tim_Gs_5566]

I literally binge watched all your hitman videos .. it’s very good and funny , i love this game and definitely love your commentary Modest Pelican 🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻

[@fakeisnothing6384]

the reason 47 was so good at blending in is because after the first ever hitman game agent 47 quit being an assasin and instead was christian (shown in the beginning of the second hitman game), he would go to confessions and would pray so that makes sense why he was so good at blending in there

[@zoranstam9136]

I saw this notification when I was watching a documentary on when Italy switched sides and the nazis were executing them and didn’t care about the people in Italy.

[@alexmartin9416]

The list of things in life that actually make me laugh out loud, as opposed to simply sniggering slightly before I announce to people later that something was a LOL-worthy event, is incredibly short. This... was truly a LOL-inducing adventure. Bravo sir. Bravo.

[@aditha00]

10:46 "armed almost as well as your average American citizen" 😂

[@MFW05]

It warms my heart to see how he can stay hydrated and still pull off that wetsuit at the same time gotta love it.

[@Manyak420]

Getting stoned and binging 15 videos in a row is my favourite part of the day

[@e7ersince]

yes sir

[@JohnSmith-qo9li]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jJDFemWKftKbaKc

[@Scottish_Moonfish_fan]

You’re so calm but make hilarious jokes and your videos aren’t over the top but are still extremely entertaining there’s never a dull moment and I want to watch the entire way through all your videos your content is so good you deserve so many more subs

[@sebakdhungana406]

“World’s best assasin but still can’t jump!” Haha. Got me there.😂😂

[@martinbull6772]

And only ever 'runs' at steady jog

[@yohawtdog]

can't forget to hydrate, these videos are sick af

[@_jgordon]

As an assassin myself, I shared a similar experience to what Papa Peli described, however in this case it 'isn't suitable for a guy to butcher seventeen kids at a primary school', I'm sure they too were also actors.

[@Tweedle-Stupid]

I once killed everyone on the tutorial map. It’s pretty small but still took forever, so I appreciate the time you take to do these larger maps

[@ianwinters913]

10:45 best joke of the video

[@mariagheata2133]

This channel is therapy for me, thank you for making my day brighter, I'll have a big glass of water in your honor.

[@ToothpasteJuice]

Me: "I'm not gonna like his video this time. I'm just not gonna push that button." Pelican: "Like the video if you're sufficiently hydrated." Me: "Well damn I actually think I am sufficiently hydrated. Got me again."

[@minusk.k.3277]

9:59 hahahahaaaaa i was waiting for that.

[@Hi-te7yr]

Peli never fails to entertain

[@locodog8658]

The first thing I do when I get home from a shit day at work is chuck one of your videos on. Without fail you manage to put a smile on my face. Keep up the great vids mate. We love ya

[@adamburianek9668]

MP's hitman is my favorite series on KZbin!

[@lucasbailey8481]

Took a sip of water and then opened KZbin and this was the first suggestion. Truly a spiritual experience

[@captaindelta43]

Your videos With hilarious commentary , are just awesome . Just good vibes . Love you bro

[@16epicgamer]

Wow! This is the perfect sleeping asmr!! 🥰🥰🥰

[@christiansen1760]

Its always a good day when modestpelican uploads

[@LaffeyEfootball]

Fully haven’t been bingeing your vids for about a week after work before I go sleep

[@LaffeyEfootball]

Also on one of your earlier vids what I watched said you would do give vice city stories ago please do bro

[@your_local_yankee]

Your gonna know its a good day when Modest Pelican uploads

[@thomasmontgomery805]

🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱much love from warsaw

[@Badbhoys]

Yes indeed he always makes my day

[@JohnSmith-qo9li]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jJDFemWKftKbaKc

[@JesperBooperDooper]

Man I stayed hydrated, in this weekend and it’s no joke with this but I used a Pepsi 1,5L and filled it with water and drank it all.

[@casso_4974]

I was just forcing water down children’s throats and modest uploaded. How ironic

[@rowetheboatrtb8697]

Doing the lord’s work!

[@baileys5673]

Wow. Just, wow. The terrazzo flooring when you killed McGee was just absolutely stunning.

[@riedwaanjacobs2435]

PAPA PELI never disappoints❤️

[@ModestPelican]

[@riedwaanjacobs2435]

@@ModestPelican ❤️😂👍

[@riedwaanjacobs2435]

@@ModestPelican stay hydrated

[@peacewasneveranoption9197]

This is what I look forward to in my two weeks thank you for existing by the way I only look forward to two things in my life seeing my dog and watching your videos and please stay hydrated

[@culmo80]

You know, I had the same thought about the training missions. I want to know how they hired all those people, and did they tell them about the potential drawback of being brutally murdered?

[@ThyneDuckus]

I live how he kills the 2 targets of the actual story mission before killing the actual targets for this mission

[@khaozcat]

Nintendo after finding out there are people named Mario in italy:

[@Timipads]

8:49 he will teach you about god and he will even let you meet god XD

[@terahl-o4878]

YESSSSS MORE HITMAN CONTENT ! Edit: I got 1 like so I’m going to drink water in celebration👍🏼

[@mondobutter45]

Its crazy he did a kill everyone challenge on an elusive target that is just wild

[@theonlyzanny]

damn no more pizza :(

[@amagicalbear9929]

:(

[@SS-ij7gb]

:(

[@kieransf]

Ayyyy back with hitman content 🔥🔥

[@paintedbylights]

WE NEED MORE HITMAN CONTENT

[@igoreatstoes6370]

I’m convinced the only way to hate this kind of content is to be dehydrated and also not a pelican. Keep it up brother 💪🏻

[@dumblingg]

and not being modest

[@ShinySpeed]

i’m a simple man. i see a pelican Hitman video, i click

[@ModestPelican]

:D

[@xu4299]

Every hitman post makes my day.

[@twhaw]

Why doesn't he ask us to spread the good work of his channel anymore :(

[@Badbhoys]

Bc he knows we still do he doesn’t need to keep reminding us when were still doing it

[@JohnSmith-qo9li]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jJDFemWKftKbaKc

[@samthegamer1828]

Let’s goooo w, favourite KZbinr on the platform. I’m now going to go to a rob a bank and use the funds to advertise pelican gaming on the religious network.

[@everrtf]

i hate when they give me mixed signals like "dont kill everyone you see" or "dont ted bundy that body"

[@pooria9837]

Papa peli if you ever want to make sure everyone is dead in a map you can trigger the fire alarm and see if it says "searching" above the mini map keep up the amazing hitman videos❤️❤️❤️

[@rowetheboatrtb8697]

Get hired to your local school board as President and change all biology curriculum to focus on pelicans as it will really help grow this channel!

[@jasewilliam2877]

Just finished watching all hitman videos and of favourite pelican uploaded yet again

[@ModernTalkingCentral]

Classic Modest Pelican never fails to entertain his malaka audience. 🤣 Well done and stay hydrated! 😎

[@lucasvanos]

Great to see another Hitman video! You are legend. Keep them coming and 👍🏻👍🏻 from the Netherlands

[@lucasvanos]

It is a big mess in Europe at the moment so good to have some distraction with your KZbin content. Thanks again

[@unnamedchannel1237]

When my grandmother passed away , I buried her in the village water reservoir. she can now continue to hydrate the villagers long after she has gone.

[@InwardBisonYT]

9:47 Casually ignore the two dead bodies bleeding on the ground. Made me laugh my ass off

[@EricTheTerminator]

Ahh yes I wonder who killed them

[@toakovika]

My theory is that the guns are firing rubber bullets/Nerf bullets in the training mission, else it’s some VR/AR setup.

[@razorbacksgaming7410]

Love it when you create hitman content

[@nolp19]

This is like the 30th time you've been hired to kill everyone

[@Badbhoys]

Yes bc he is the only one who can eventually he will be the only left on the planet along with all his pelican family

[@valeska3792]

Modest and Cheru are legit taking over my life rn and I am all for it 😄

[@arunkumarhs2833]

First from india

[@Fetu2deletus]

Well done

[@rhysswildlifeanimalsandmor9903]

No I was first

[@mr.static8592]

I love his hitman vids

[@hushpool3915]

Actors: "So... when do we get payed?" Agency: "That's the neat part! You don't."

[@ZombieDude0001]

Lol, the streets littered with bodies at the end. Looks like an outbreak just swept through. Good stuff.

[@jacksonadkins8848]

Man is so casual when he says those funny ass jokes

[@SAINIDE]

For those of you who are new, This guy plays GTA like hitman and hitman like GTA.

[@theoasla9685]

The hydrated man has uploaded a hitman video. Made my day

[@ww7659]

love it when you post hitman content

[@MYST_SNOW]

Love it when this guy posts

[@chainsawboy2388]

Pretty sure the story reason for why they actually shoot in the training mission could be said to be because Erich Soders made the drill and he wants you to fail/die since he is working for providence

[@neilpascua3468]

I love the training intro and the transition with the lady at the dock!

[@soulcust]

bro modest pelican is really good at every single game

[@frostxghostyt6313]

Hitman videos are your main thing, please moreeeeeeee

[@kitdoesstuff_official]

My brother showed me this channel with thus series and honestly I have no regrets

[@UzuBrady]

Your content is so good I could binge watch you for hours!!!! Same thing with Gloom and minty and primm and I cheer all of you absolute LEGENDS

[@bloodrayne2645]

Peli is the only one making sure that agent 47 stays hydrated, I salute you peli

[@thriftest]

I hope peli lays down sweet hitman comedy footage forever

[@someonetookwhoiskaijo]

Ay another Hitman video!!!! I've stayed classy too long and I've done everything to spread the good nature of your channel😂

[@kobydye1032]

After watching peli for a year made me drink more water than ever so thanks peli

[@WhatADumbGT]

I love the hitman series the most like honestly the brutality and the explainations so calmly make it gold.

[@MikaTarkela]

These Hitman videos are the best! I could watch this for hours!

[@Jackanator]

He makes violent jokes and is chill about it that’s why I watch him

[@Masterofmultiverse]

These Hitman games are visually stunning!

[@rebeccaashleyvanwyk9029]

It's killing a hippie for me and then steals his joint 😂🤣

[@Nick-nw1np]

Perfect way to start the Day is with a bit of modest pelican

[@Banana_boat]

Just what I need on a day like today. A hit man video from you.

[@HeLlo-r6x]

8:48 I can’t bro that joke was dark and funny

[@dylandevlin4387]

Dank a gallon of god’s nectar while watching this feeling completely hydrated