They Made The Largest Wooden Boat Before Earth Drowned Everyone

[@mikeoakeshart3823]

Bro the flood is just a way the Devs patch this game... since they cannot control most of the playerbase from using exploit that render the game unfun for some classes.

[@jeremykell8656]

Lmaooo

[@MzGetsBaked]

Absolute facts

[@thegang-z4t]

A S+ tier zoo fan

[@ATK.]

It was to ban all the exploiters and cheaters who were using 3rd party tools.

[@dopegotbarz6003]

Lmfao 😅

[@GravitWry]

Bro that was such a great ending to an MMORPG, it was such a crazy experience huge props to the game Devs on this one. This really reminded me of Final Fantasy 14 when they did a clean slate and a started a new world.

[@bgakareign5642]

@Ellie feller Its a joke

[@clark1048]

@Ellie feller 🤡

[@richthesith006]

@Ellie feller its not real also

[@benozzy003]

@Ellie feller thats bc u did not find the hiden key

[@LineOfThy]

@Ellie feller who could have known?

[@andywomack3414]

The experience of Noah, except on a much more local and domestic scale, may have actually happened. That time of transition from hunter-gatherers to herders and farmers was also a time of rapid sea-level rise, glacial out-burst floods, unpredictable seasons and climate disruptions due to warming seas and atmosphere. Cities arose about the time that sea-levels and coast-lines stabilized, and when the earth stopped warming and was actually starting a cool-down that would eventually become another ice age. The people of the late stone age, if near navigable rivers and coastlines, were likely capable navigators on those waters. They populated the islands in the Aegean. It doesn't take all that much tech prowess to craft a canoe from the log of a great tree. Or fashion a raft. We have record of such cultures doing so. I can't think of any that haven't leaned to navigate rivers, lakes and sea-coasts. I can more easily imagine stone-age humans with log canoes, catamarans and substantial rafts than not. The tale could have been as simple as the people of a community, faced with a rising sea and rapidly eroding coast-line, or a flood such as none have experienced, making rafts, selecting pairs of domestic animals to save, having feasts or sacrificing to the gods the rest, and riding out a flood that covers the plain for as far as the eye can see. Some may survive. Some may not. Of all natural calamities, floods are the most sudden, dramatic, common and destructive. Of course there will be myths about floods.

[@Dontworryaboutit69696]

tldr

[@meferswift]

@@Dontworryaboutit69696 flood happened and became myth then exaggerated by modern interpretation.

[@spencers4121]

The flood myth is nothing new, most of the fables and myths the Jews took from older religions.

[@harunnurikic5897]

I as a muslim also belive in the story of the prophet,but the story is a bit different cause Noahs son didnt want to go on the ship so he drowned.After a long voyage, Allah ordered the earth to absorb the water and the sky to stop the rain. The ship stopped at a hill called El-Judij.1955 At a height of 4,250 meters, the Frenchman Fernand Navara came across a wooden mass, one of which was a straight board and the other a bent one. It is a glacier where there are neither trees nor settlements. Analyzes have shown that the tree is about 5000 years old. This is believed to be one of the remains of Noah's Ark.

[@andywomack3414]

@@harunnurikic5897 That's fantastic and unbelievable.

[@peachypietro9980]

Mysticism fascinates me. Moralizing aside, told in this way, the story is actually pretty cool. Not miffed at all that it's part of the mythos of a contemporary religion. What can I say, sometimes, you have to separate story and myth from social organization and epistemology.

[@Why...So...Stupid...]

You don't believe in God?

[@peachypietro9980]

@@Why...So...Stupid... never said one way or another. Why do you ask?

[@Why...So...Stupid...]

@@peachypietro9980 I ask because of your clear condescension and mockery of religion.

[@thesilentgod7863]

This is crap even as fantasy

[@peachypietro9980]

@@Why...So...Stupid... condescension, no; critical, yes. You don't have to believe in God or gods to be spiritual, either. 🙂

[@theotherohlourdespadua1131]

I like the design of the ark in this one. The Bible is rather sparse on what it should look like other than it is 300 cubits in length, 30 cubits in width and height, and two access holes be cut into the structure. I look at this design as the more plausible one... Unless the Bible mentions Noah being a nautical man...

[@princessbuttercup8954]

lol you serious?

[@puffpuffpanda4383]

@@princessbuttercup8954 I guess he is

[@msdadsfsx]

Story in bible didn't actually happen

[@rocketsmall4547]

noah cook and clean (poop pee) for 2 of every 2 animal. some animals eats animals. but some how dude fed and water all the animals then. those animals able to reproduce. no problems. no vet. no food..and all is good cuz. noah is smart

[@vinashak2048]

@@rocketsmall4547 Noah is chad

[@nyknayak]

So this is what happens behind the scenes during a rust force wipe.

[@matweb8195]

And then it all went downhill from there on.

[@jaypetz]

And then the pandemic happen.

[@lordfrieza3792]

No one going to talk about how one of the first things the MC (Noah) did when he got off the definitely impossible wooden box is to get stupid drunk and naked in front of his sons one of which one of (ham) gets a weird nonspecific curse because he didn't try to cover up his weird drunk dad even though there wouldn't have been anyone else alive at that point in the story except for them. Just one question... where'd he get the booze so quick?

[@lordfrieza3792]

@zamie On the fairytale earth that was just completely flooded with brackish water that would have killed all salt and freshwater marine life as well as all plants making the earth a completely barren salted wasteland? I know that you can make booze from berries but you have to ferment them which takes quite a while so my question was not only pertaining to where he got it from but how it happened so quickly.

[@simonbeattie6042]

Ha ha.. They found the Ark in Turkey.. Do some research instead of speaking out of ignorance

[@narutohuntmendemon6354]

@@simonbeattie6042 but did they or is it just rock formations??

[@lordfrieza3792]

@@simonbeattie6042 Your nebulous "they" because you have no idea who it is you're talking about found a vaguely boat shaped pile of rocks. Also the ark isn't a boat it's a box. Your inability to understand how reality works or read your own story honestly is flabbergasting. Most Earth and life sciences contain a large number of things that can show very good evidence that not only the biblical flood didn't ever happen nearly the whole story couldn't happen without completely breaking the fundamentals properties of chemistry and physics.

[@lordfrieza3792]

@zamie I know it's a ridiculous story that's why I'm pointing out the glaring flaws but you would be shocked at the number of people who that take this story completely seriously as if it actually happened.

[@cocodojo]

Serious question here : If Hermione gave birth to twin girls... nvm... humanity's doomed for all kinds of incest since the only guys left are father, uncle or grandpops...

[@vuldubs9334]

As I had asked this in preschool and got booted for it I've always been curious about how they'd answer this. The best they came up with was "Humans weren't tainted yet so incest was fine. God hadnt invented birth defects yet." They really just said that "those humans were genetically pure so it was ok" They added the word genetically to try and make it believable to people that give a shit about that kinda thing. Like morty just throwing "quantum" in front of sci-fi words

[@nutzhazel]

@@vuldubs9334 Because the Bible didn't explained the Prophethood of Noah or explained why he was chosen to continue the line of humanity. If only Bible mentioned that Noah was a righteous man and chosen by the Creator as a Messenger ie Noah preached God's revelation to humankind and have followers, then the Ark story in the Bible would be more believable, where Noah and his followers were all saved and his kids married the followers's kids instead of having incest relationship. This movie is purely fantasy as nothing about the Creator purpose in creating humankind was mentioned or why human need to be saved or thrive.

[@jojolafrite90]

@@nutzhazel Literally no one will ever read those ramblings about some fictitious character you seem to believe is real for some reason. I didn't I got the jest of it at "movie didn't explain the prophethood".

[@theotherohlourdespadua1131]

Genesis is wild with those. Ever read the aftermath of the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah and what happened to Lot and his daughters?

[@thesilentgod7863]

And that’s not even the first time abrahamic trilogy was weird on in***t

[@jimmieglass3744]

And on the eighth day god created republicans.....and we were all screwed from then on.

[@OMGitsHypo]

Pretty sure Republican were the ones that freed the slaves and also the ones who made the civil rights bill. But that’s crazy

[@TheSquirrelAssassin]

​@@OMGitsHypoand nazis built germany back greater than ever and NOTHING bad ever happened afterwards.. you nazi cunt, off yourself.

[@dvdbox360]

I remember a very different version of this story

[@LilCr0ssi]

This story is real , and it legit happend in the real world , you can find the story in a religon book "Quran" The islam

[@blight6972]

@@LilCr0ssi you even said it "story" its a story

[@LilCr0ssi]

@@blight6972 film inspired By Real Events

[@mickeywebb6850]

@@LilCr0ssi Do you also believe in the tooth fairy?

[@LilCr0ssi]

@@mickeywebb6850 thats just fake shit bro

[@doncaver3006]

“If its a boy its the last if its a girl she outta here” I woulda looked at Pops like yeah fuck nigga I wish you would

[@TheRealVivia]

☠️☠️☠️

[@HobiAI]

I too won't share my resources with others except my family, calling them sinners. Very humane. 🙏

[@velstadtvonausterlitz2338]

Those are rapist and murderers. Would you let a criminal inside you house without expecting trouble?

[@theotherohlourdespadua1131]

If you are familiar with the story, God never intended to save anyone else...

[@jesusisunstoppable4438]

@@theotherohlourdespadua1131 Quote - "If you are familiar with the story, God never intended to save anyone else..." - That's a Lie.

[@killakill6030]

@@jesusisunstoppable4438 okay so what about the children that have no idea of the concept of sin? What about those born under the rule of sin and didn't even know about Christianity? This story is the fakest one out of all

[@killakill6030]

@@jesusisunstoppable4438 if you really think 2 of each species in the world did fit in a ship and they had enough fresh water and food to feed them daily then idk what to tell you. Even if that somehow did happen then that would mean that each animal in the world would be inbred but they not. It's weird how people blindly follow a religion without actually questioning anything

[@siren_alex]

i really love noah and moises because both of them save our life from evil. in jesus name i thanks jesus because im alive😇

[@devadawn1985]

And it all went downhill from then on. And u've got to ask what's the purpose of the flood in the first place

[@_courier7]

Most societies were apparently corrupt and degenerate so wipe the slate clean and begin again

[@pazkal61]

true

[@davidflipcy2825]

That's a very deep question. What is the purpose of the flood when it will eventually bring humans back to square one.

[@Tiny_24]

Well the purpose was punishment, really.

[@nathan7043]

It’s a reminder that God could, and has, completely destroy us for our sin but instead shows incredible love for us.

[@chiefreficul9774]

yet egyptian, chinese and other ancient empires were uneffected.

[@jaideepshekhar4621]

And India.

[@chiefreficul9774]

@@jaideepshekhar4621 right, exactly.

[@Voltaron.]

This was before all that

[@jaideepshekhar4621]

@@Voltaron. When did noah "build" his boat again?

[@chiefreficul9774]

@@Voltaron. no it wasn't, ancient civilizations like china and egypt not to mention others, have been around for 4,000 years. try reading something other than the bible and educate urself.

[@jbauerlu2]

best part was when elvis came back and the dragons, i cant forget the dragons

[@clipps0374]

I’m happy that I got to learn the story a little better about Noah’s Ark. Amen 🙏

[@slientamv3222]

This story has a alot of errors in it, better just to read the bible

[@Dock284]

As a Christian i find this very interesting. Im not going to go deep into it but i feel like this is a very good movie and if your offended by this movie there is something wrong with you. Its just a movie.

[@JBroAC]

It's just shit from both a Judeo-Christian story telling perspective and even from a scientific perspective. Just look at how the Earth looks like bruh. Or how it would make much more sense for the humans to be of a darker complexion. It's not about offense though. It's like watching a historical or even medically related film and seeing the obvious flaws and just being shocked by how obvious they are.

[@Dock284]

@@JBroAC yeah i just saw a number of comments of people complaining about how inaccurate everything is.

[@onlyme219]

As an athiest I totally agree with your comment, go figure. It is just a movie

[@pazkal61]

still dum af

[@Dock284]

@@onlyme219 yeah just a lot of Christians criticize these types of movies because of their beliefs and it annoys me bcs this is a great movie.

[@MFnDahk]

Is this how Madagascar started?

[@noncompliant4316]

This story is about 5% true to the Genesis story. Perhaps I am being generous. Edit: Mmmm ... maybe 1%.

[@TeemoTemosson]

The director is Jewish.

[@UndeadOverlord1]

@@TeemoTemosson being Jewish doesn't mean the film is biblically accurate.

[@Mustardmanor]

So the giant rock people didn't exist? I'm shocked.

[@brandoninhofer6592]

Exactly 💯. Methuselah should have been dead for years. Also, Ham and Japeth had wives by the time the flood happened. I don't remember Noah planting any special seeds as well from Sunday school lessons 🤔. The Watchers idea is so far stretched... it's a cool movie but not exactly accurate to the Biblical story.

[@brandoninhofer6592]

@@TeemoTemosson There you go.

[@HONGKELDONGKEL1888]

coming from someone who's read and has a copy of enoch's writings, this take on the flood was entertaining. definitely non canonical but leagues more entertaining. i like the take on the watchers too because if we follow the original texts it is... quite boring and bland from a storyteller's perspective: angels gone bad, god delivers punishment, no hope of redemption, rinse and repeat. same damn story all over the bible. but i like the fact that this movie's creator actually waits until the last watcher has evacuated into heaven before opening the flood gates suggesting a different fate of the watchers from the source material and a far more merciful deity. digression - good ol' sam (shemjaza / samyaza) is not the worst of them all - in fact the chief of the watchers was peer-pressured into agreeing to taking mortal wives. it was azazel (and gaderel to a lesser extent) who taught mortals how to kill each other (and also cosmetics because "it facilitates lust"), while the rest taught actually useful information like geology (arakiel), astronomy (kokabiel), meteorology (cambriel / chazaquiel), among others. it was this, and because they made kids with mortals, reason that they were cast down from heaven, and in the case of azazel, a special treatment from raphael. i wonder what the character na'el's name translates to because names ending in -el usually translate to "-of god" IE an angelic name.

[@lindsayrose26]

I love how they say the creator, i know it means god, but i just love “the creator”, doesnt have to be anything but what you imagine, not a he nor she, but a thing that created us and everything we know and dont know yet

[@TheHolyRomanEmpireGaming]

I agree, it’s better to let the mind wander around.

[@astralclub5964]

Very odd pronunciation of Biblical names like Methuselah!

[@lindsayrose26]

@@astralclub5964 what?

[@troooooper100]

Islamic version of God has no gender

[@TheHolyRomanEmpireGaming]

@@troooooper100 is the Creator from Islam or Christianity? Is there a Noah who made an Ark in Islamic Religion.

[@onlyme219]

I didn't think Id like the movie at the time. I'm also an atheist, that said I enjoyed it

[@gambler942]

you don't need to be a religious just to enjoy a movie

[@matthewaislabie7354]

Check out Enoch and Jubliees.. The movie would have been even better if followed these books. Both books pre-date Jesus by hundreds of years according to scholars. Would have been WAY cooler.

[@ax3226]

Atheist 🤣🤣

[@onlyme219]

@@ax3226 believing in a god :) :)

[@onlyme219]

@@matthewaislabie7354 will do

[@SirHamsterlot]

Not sure if everyone realize down the road it's just gonna be a really weird family tree... 1 of the reason I am not fond of Bible stories.

[@mason8526]

Whatever way you spin it, biblical or evolutionary, we all came from a pair of “parent copies” at the beginning of the tree.

[@Arcaryon]

We are all related already. There is a reason why marriage between cousins was very common in many parts of the world for a very long time.

[@nutzhazel]

@@mason8526 Beginning as in from Adam and Eve, not from incest in generations that came thousands of years later.

[@bleach8776]

They would die out very fast because of lack of genetic diversity

[@AdmiralBison]

@@mason8526 Dude - Evolution and Religious fantasy are so far from not being the same thing it makes Flat Earther's world spin.

[@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS]

*FREESTYLE JX100* 🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥

[@Amiruny]

Muslims and Christians gigachadly talking about how similar their stories are* atheist: haha fairy tales lmoo Muslims and Christians: cool bro *continues talking about it*

[@wyrdwulf999]

Pagans / Polytheists: Christians and Muslims stole most of their stories from us.

[@kevinn4038]

Good news, "Earth" didn't drown everyone. 😜

[@alexmorelos3460]

So God testing his own eugenics program? Gives a certain moustached figure vibe

[@jesusisunstoppable4438]

120 yrs to stop being evil - You get what You deserve... Next time it will be Fire.

[@Derek-no8fu]

Nothing wrong with Eugenics.

[@MrSh4des]

@@jesusisunstoppable4438 based

[@anonymoususer2764]

@@jesusisunstoppable4438 Jesus is fictional

[@alexmorelos3460]

@@jesusisunstoppable4438 so what about the innocent lives that were eradicated?

[@gabrielbueno9806]

The bible is a hell of an RPG man

[@kiemagen]

unless you read it's inspiring trust me

[@TheUHOHouse]

Only Kindness will save humanity

[@shina779]

That's a nice story if you forget things like minimum viable population , and inbreeding. you need 500 minimum to combat inbreeding and to reduce genetic drift.

[@homemakingwisdom]

If this was Gods way of populated the earth again, I would think that this would not be a problem for Him or us. God is the one that created us so I would think in the beginning God would have protected his people from that. I'm mean He is God! My issue is the weird ick factor the twins are going to have to marry their uncles, icky.

[@chinabluewho]

Well they started off with only Eve for the sons to pound on her mound so guessing Caine having red skin was a forewarning of things to come.

[@deadshotdairy]

@@homemakingwisdom isn’t it so cool hold god wants an uncle to fuck his two nieces to repopulate the earth. definitely someone we should follow

[@nathan7043]

Humans had much fewer genetic mutations and issues since they were many generations closer to perfection, which is why genetic drift was not such an issue

[@azazel5701]

This movie is so wrong... I've watched it and have i only noticed they change the story. The bible apparently says that the watchers were cast down on earth because they were casted out of heaven by force not by their own will and that lush green mountain apparently was mount hermon where the supposed watchers descended upon and they gave mankind forbidden knowledge using it i stead of relying on God. Also this same knowledge caused all mankind to hate each other and ultimately God destroyed the world. The watchers weren't good angels or beings they were wicked only the ones still in supposed heaven were good according to the Bible stories and those in heaven weren't allowed to interfere in human affairs unless God orders them... So what gives on this take making evil beings good.

[@icetcold3296]

Many people got fooled by this movie.

[@Wheres_my_Dragonator]

Maybe they got cast out because they wanted to share knowledge with the humans? Or maybe it was part of his plan all along. If your god was all powerful, why not just delete his henchmen that turn out evil instead of letting them loose to screw with his creations? Religion is full of plotholes to begin with, it's funny when people try to rationalize it.

[@azazel5701]

@@Wheres_my_Dragonator Because nobody is born evil and even evil men turn to do great things also remember without these evil sick doctors in history chopping peoples limbs and amputating them and doing experiments on the human body that's considered evil we wouldn't have modern medicine or anything of the sort. Also with great evil comes great goodness in the world

[@LineOfThy]

@@icetcold3296 "fooled?" It's a fucking movie. You expect people to take it seriously?

[@therach7841]

People believe this actually happened.

[@Arcaryon]

It most likely kind of did. The so called ancient Mesopotamian flood is an event that is described both in the Jewish religious texts; another ”(…) the Epic of Gilgamesh, describing a flood on the Euphrates River (Academy of Ancient Texts nd). The other is the Epic of Atrahasis, which has a huge flood on the Tigris River (Byers nd).” - Reports of the National Center for Science Education | Volume 29 | No. 5 | September-October 2009 Yes, Noah's Flood May Have Happened, But Not Over the Whole Earth So yeah, the divine stuff is fictional ( although as an agnostic, we can not really explain how the universe really began at its core based on what we understand as nothing can not form something according to our understanding of the laws of physics ) but the overall story beats, a very large regional flood, being save on a boat / boats and finding safety on a mountain, afterwards worshipping on that mountain, and finally turning these events into a legend, seem to hold up.

[@jesusisunstoppable4438]

They believe a Movie happened ? - Yeah it was a Movie.

[@eds1057]

​@@Arcaryon No-ah-sharrim, a fisherman and town drunk of Uruk, lived on his boat and kept some sheep and cattle for milk and warmth during the nights. On the day of the flood, there happened to be a great festival that No-ah-sharrim slept through because he'd drank himself silly the previous night. The plains of Mesopotamia flooded and all drowned save for No-ah-sharrim, his wife, and his livestock thanks to his drunkenness.

[@Arcaryon]

@@eds1057 Beautiful. Saved from a liquid by liquid. Perfectly balanced.

[@ernstbtmn]

I hate to say it... But this story ALONE should debunk everything the 'bible" stands for. How did a family of 5 build a cruise ship???

[@jacksmith7726]

Those fallen angels helped 5hem

[@ernstbtmn]

@@jacksmith7726 Which begs the question: What color/background were those "angels?" Something tells me, all were as white as snow...

[@jonathanhauhnar8434]

Thats why it take 100 years to finish the arc...

[@IshijimaKairo]

If Noah's Ark did exist, then that's a lot of inbreeding.

[@fitp74]

Noah wasn’t perfect. And God chooses people who are Not perfect.

[@sdigf3167]

God deliberately created humans as flawed beings. NO one is perfect. And then that same god blames the humans for being......wait for it.......Flawed. Seems like god isn't perfect either.

[@fitp74]

SDIGF3 are we flawed or do we have free will to Make choices. Think of people who train to achieve certain things and people who don’t.

[@sdigf3167]

@@fitp74 No, neuroscience has clearly demonstrated that we do NOT have free will.

[@Danieljosol]

God also doesn't exist so...

[@B1_224]

See if he saved the girl who got trapped he could have redeemed himself a little and he even said that if the child was a girl he would kill the child how fucked up can you be more evil than a demon apparently

[@_courier7]

Slaves were the norm at this time and Christianity still considered violence sacred when directed at the right people that was the most tame shit he could have done not to mention the age of consent was still between 13 to 15

[@aturfhee.3727]

Welcome to the primitive times

[@sbritton1313]

A major issue with this movie is it ignores genetics... They can trace to 3 different female lines, the three different girls that Noah's sons married, and then there is only one male line, the line of Noah... Then there is geological evidence of a storm created by a meteor impact that lasted for 40 days and 40 nights... This impact could also be responsible for the shockwave impact that was described as the hand of God shutting the ark...

[@wyrdwulf999]

You mean that meteor coming down in Greenland around 10-12 thousand years ago?

[@shadowblack1987]

We come from apes kiddo. Go back to middle school 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[@gagambahunter8738]

INCEST

[@rooneye]

Are you for real? Have you been watching to some creationist bullshit or something?

[@JeuzPlays]

I watched this before but i forgot it it was a masterpiece

[@VicTheFigGuy]

How...are they going to replenish Earth? I mean....like they are literally the only people left....two new baby girls. What in Alabama hell is going on?

[@_courier7]

It ain't incest if god commands it

[@kammm32]

Right thats what I’m trying to figure out like huh

[@horizonhuntingnz]

Genesis chapter 6 through to chapter 9 gives you a pretty accurate insight to the REAL story of Noah's ark!

[@kengenorris4062]

Ma-thooz-al-la

[@ghostviper8906]

This movie would've been better if they used modern animals

[@cronostvg]

Where is the rainbow 🌈?

[@punishersdeadlydingdong4190]

I am a 'simp'le man... If Jennifer Connelly is in a movie, I see the movie ..😌

[@grapeshot]

Oh Yahweh that genocidal maniac. Interesting how flood myths tend to pop up in places that are prone to flooding like the Iraqi floodplain.

[@Psycholosopher]

There are flood myths through out many cultures.

[@velstadtvonausterlitz2338]

The flood created the black Sea in the Ionian basin. Calling it a myth without actual proof is rather concerning. Plus, calling God as a genocidal maniac while denying human evil as the cause of his actions is very biased.

[@traphimawari7760]

We cannot judge God when we can't even judge ourselves, this world is filled with "genocidal maniacs" or for a lack of a better word "sinners" we all harbor the 7 deadly sins and we are if not worse than God, you think the holocaust, 911, and slavery and other atrocities against humanity and nature were an act of God? They are all acts of men, most if not all of them weren't even influenced by God, He did not ask of us to do such things all He asked was for us to spread out, multiply, and make love and instead we keep trying to do the opposite because of fear that our population will grow too big and that we judge others for not being worthy to exist on this world He made for us, we keep trying to divide ourselves through the concepts or race, sex, nationality, and other labels creating more conflict and more divisions inhibiting more sin, meanwhile Gods teachings tells us to unite under His name and we slowly corrupted those words with out own interpretations of unity, we can't judge God or whomever you worship when we can't even abide to the concept of unity

[@velstadtvonausterlitz2338]

@Derrell Pittman Logic and Reason. A bit of research as well as experience to back up my words.

[@velstadtvonausterlitz2338]

@Derrell Pittman it seems you can't understand cryptic words, and your logic is quite convoluted. No, I didn't experience the flood. What I experience is justice, love and peace the moment I follow order and discipline instead of following what my heart tells me to do. Vanity won't make your life worth living, mate.

[@magicchessreplays8203]

God is all knowing, everything thats about to happen is in his knowledge, so there's no such things as free will.

[@nathan7043]

Average Calvinist L

[@LineOfThy]

Yeah, but unless he intentionally interferes, there is still free will

[@magicchessreplays8203]

@@LineOfThy its not a free will as long as its within his knowledge. He interferes or not, intentionally or not, doesnt matter, cause its all within his knowledge. The moment you decided to do something, he knew the ends, regardless whatever possibilities may occur.

[@LineOfThy]

@@magicchessreplays8203 Future predictions are still based on the chance that they will happen, therefore still validating free will. If he knows something will happen, it is only because a person will make that choice.

[@magicchessreplays8203]

@@LineOfThy if you know it, it aint "prediction". No such things as predictions for an ALL KNOWING GOD. Everything he knew is a fact, NOT predictions. We are just walking a stories thats already written, regardless of whatever choices you make. He knew how you die before he created anything. He KNEW what choices you'll make before your grandparents met. No such things as "prediction". God predict? Really?? You think thats right? Prediction simply means, they could be wrong...really? An all knowing God going "oh i predict that wrong"? You serious? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@unrealladynoshoes3554]

I believe Noah's time was far more advanced than today's world. If anything, it would explained all the prehistoric evidences of monuments, depictions, batteries that still baffles us. Maybe the story of the Atlantians were real. Their sudden disappearance may have something to do with the flood.

[@alexs858]

Before the flood there were dinosaurs and the ancient Egyptians had more advanced technology than we did. I definitely believe that. The Tower of Babel was also a metaphor/allusion for super advanced technology to the point man thought he was on the same level as God, in my opinion

[@unrealladynoshoes3554]

@@alexs858 yep. I was in Egypt and our guide told me that Pyramid is actually way older than Khufu and he did not built it from the ground up but may have only repurbished it to become his grave. I mean it's hard to think that how a human were so advanced and for some reason, we reset as if the Egyptians had a brainwashed and completely forget their great architectures. This leads to the theory that perhaps, the egyptians never built or knew how to build it. It must have existed way before their civilization and those advanced race had all disappeared overnight that prevented passing of knowledge to those who survived. Possible reason? World scale destruction and the great deluge is the only explanation.

[@snailsaredumb9412]

So all the birds elected a pair of 2 and sacrificed themselves in the millions? How noble

[@noobskillz87]

evan almighty was more accurate than this movie XD

[@Schwert_San]

remember : based in a true story

[@LiberPater777]

I watched this a while ago and laughed my ass off throughout it. It's like the Bible version wasn't dramatic enough, so they arbitrarily through a bunch more in. 😅

[@sdigf3167]

They actually didn't.

[@Ridlmethis]

It’s arbitrarily threw, not through, smartass

[@LineOfThy]

this is an adaption, not a page-to-screen carbon copy

[@gagambahunter8738]

Noah's ark made about 2400 BCE but the first boat in history was made about 8000 BCE its imposible that there is no water transportation vehicle on that noah's era but what can we do about protagonist power

[@gerardrony]

Villain of the story - creator

[@_courier7]

How may I ask

[@gerardrony]

@@_courier7 he could have saved everyone but he wont.

[@_courier7]

@@gerardrony let me be a bit honest the film really portrays most of the other nations as "desperate" but I've read some of the manga(the bible) the other nations mentioned and shown in the film were just corrupt and degenerate they weren't hurting for resources in the slightest and even if god were to help them in the scenario presented in the film how do you want to help the only thing they seem to be lacking is food in which case they could just set up farm and stop going to war all the damn time

[@gerardrony]

@@_courier7 explaine this, what kind of maniac gets pleasure from all this?

[@bibbib9927]

Casual atheist

[@YefriRegulator]

I like how they left out the part of the story when the watcher had sex with people!

[@_courier7]

Woah woah woah the word 'seks' scares me pls stop

[@yoursafeplace8476]

What's hilarious to me about these bible stories is they're usually going to break atleast 1 of the commandments during it. Such as Noah killing people in his story.........um.......did we forget about thou shalt not kill? Guess we did. I don't get how a commandment, which can't be broken, has loopholes n such that makes absolutely zero sense to me.

[@myk80824]

this happened in genesis before moses' time in exodus where the 10 commandments were given. The Admin probably created that rule after people kept on PVPing even after the server wipe.

[@_courier7]

Killing and violence was not a big deal at this point the pacifist ideals christians follow now is a modern thing to put it simply at this point if you weren't a christian there's nothing wrong with making you a statistic

[@EliteOnTheBeat]

Tell me YOU don't understand the bible with telling me you don't understand the bible. Noah NEVER killed anyone but i get it, You'd rather be right than to be saved. There was a movie named "Noah" but it was NOT biblical. In fact it was so far from the actual record of Noah it was ludicrous! PLEASE read Genesis 6-9. Further more, The problem with deception is those being deceived don't even know it because the devils greatest aren't is to connivence YOU he doesn't exist that way he can make you believe the same is true for GOD. "Your safe place" (oh the irony) is in heaven IF you become saved, repent and admit Jesus is lord. REMEMBER every knee will BOW, EVERY tongue will CONFESS, Jesus is lord!! God bless. 🕊

[@yoursafeplace8476]

@@EliteOnTheBeat Oh really? Were you there? cause I sure as hell wasn't lol and I'm pretty damn sure plenty of people died in that god given flood. Innocents who could've been saved if only good ol Noah tried a little harder but that's semantics at this point. There is no "actual record" even if a Noah did exist, there was no world wide god given flood, it's a fairy tale. I'm well aware the devil exists. I'm well aware he's corrupted the bible and any other written word because it's the words of men, not god, if god does exist and once upon a time he did tell men the rules and what to do. Those words have long since been corrupted.

[@meferswift]

I mean even in modern law, self defense is a thing. But i guess

[@piercethompson]

7:17 is he wearing a welding helmet

[@Derek-no8fu]

In real life, Noah would have got his ass kicked !!

[@tedwiley2181]

Leave it to Hollywood to mess up the story of Noah's flood.

[@kneesusforjesus2879]

What a demonic rendition. I can’t figure out how they pieced this monstrosity of a story together

[@PureChaos08TTV]

Movie name

[@Roy-gj2fx]

So when is the next book coming out?

[@bradleycaviness6513]

Making movies, making songs, fighting round the world!!

[@trblmkr5139]

this looked pretty good. i think im gonna watch it

[@thrumwolf9583]

I vaguely remember watching this movie the only thing I temper is the girl getting her leg trapped in something and the ark

[@elijaharong9911]

Them, watching what has become in the modern world be like:

[@LaserDroid]

Patch day is always so stressful.

[@piyushnagawat24]

Hahaha

[@peanutpistachioandprince9795]

Beautiful story 🥰❤️👍😍🤩

[@jaideepshekhar4621]

You do know its entirely false.

[@peanutpistachioandprince9795]

I do believe I said “Story”

[@PureChaos08TTV]

Movie name?

[@mantis-mike5882]

This movie portrays "The watchers" as the guardians of the Righteous. The Bible teaches us they were the exact opposite. Very disappointing this movie strayed so far from the gospel.

[@storyworld414]

Well there is always sinister agendas when it comes to the movie world. In a way this movie could even depict the fallen angels' wish to be in heaven.

[@LineOfThy]

honestly, this version of the watchers are still much better storywriting than the gospels

[@zeronova1484]

I mean, it makes sense from a Jewish perspective, but then again, there's a loooot more nuance when it comes to Judaism compared to Christianity.

[@mantis-mike5882]

@@zeronova1484 Which sect of Judiasm believes Satan and the 200 fallen angels are guardians of the Righteous men of Earth??

[@zeronova1484]

@@mantis-mike5882 For one, Satan isn't even a malevolent entity in Judaism, but God's literal right hand man. It wasn't until the advent of Christianity that his character was altered to be this boogeyman that was used to justify the erroneous belief of eternal Hellfire. Also, Judaism, like every religion that exists today, has changed and evolved dramatically over time. The book of Enoch and Job both demonstrate that there can be a deeper meaning to the text than a simple surface level perusal. All I'm saying is that Judaism at its core is far less dichotic and more so dialectic as opposed to Christianity. Which makes sense seeing how much older it is.

[@deevonajade38]

NAME OF MOVIE PLEASE

[@unshapingtheearth7916]

First of all this movie is extremely in accurate from actual historical events, secondly the Earth didnt flood the earth, God flooded the earth

[@Red_XIII_]

I mean you’re talking about a flood that covers the earth in water something like that already isn’t likely and even then if it did happen it happened in one part of the world with the lowest elevation you’re quoting a book rewritten multiple times and claiming it’s historical when it’s just stories that have been passed down like a game of telephone

[@onlyme219]

Read your own comment again, you are a contradiction

[@melissabryanmills7733]

I agree, it's extremely inaccurate

[@thesilentgod7863]

Lmao

[@biggiesmol]

Cool story bro

[@Thecoochincanoocheecreek]

Why are people so against mythology? Now we know this myth as a Christian one, some believe others don’t. But either or, I think it’s still a great story. But so many ppl are angry in the comment section lol

[@KayJ2012]

Because they fed us these fantasy ass stories as kids, told us to believe it without asking any questions, but anything else we might find interest or believe in, such as Greek mythology, is all sinful wrong and you'll go to hell for thinking otherwise. And if you think some things don't really make sense, or how is that possible, you're a sinner and you need faith and Jesus. That's why we have a problem with this 😒

[@Arcaryon]

@@KayJ2012 For the record: the great flood most likely happened. This event can be found in three separate ancient texts, all with similar key aspects. Of course it wasn’t caused by some deity but the core idea, a great flood, people being save on ships and finally coming to a mountain seems to be fairly well established due to archeological findings of ancient texts on the event.

[@thesilentgod7863]

Even as a mythology it’s still crap

[@theotherohlourdespadua1131]

@@thesilentgod7863 How so? Even if compared to other tales from other places, there is nothing out of the ordinary. In the Greek take on the Great Flood, only two people survive the flood... By being inside an actual wooden box. How is that any believable than a guy who built a boat and stuff it with as many animals as he can find...

[@Arcaryon]

@@Crazed-Sanity I don’t mind people making religion more mythological and less about accurately representing the strict rules and lore conceived in a long and complex process centuries ago. After all, these ancient philosophies are a part of the shared human civilisation and keeping their memory alive is imo. something that is integral to what it means to be human. To remember.

[@plainsman]

Nope, sorry. For starters, the Genesis Flood story contains many literary clues that its writers (and original audience) were not intended to narrate an actual series of events. The story employs the literary device known as “hyperbole” throughout, describing a massive ark which holds representatives of “every living creature on Earth”, and a flood which flows over the tops of the highest mountains in the world. These are not meant to challenge readers to figure out the practicality of such descriptions, but rather they are important clues that we are dealing with a theological story rather than ancient journalism. AND the scientific and historical evidence is crystal clear: there has never been a global flood that covered the entire earth, nor do all modern animals and humans descend from the passengers of a single vessel.

[@sasukeaclown705]

THE MORAL IS... THERE WILL ALWAYS BE GOOD AND EVIL BUT LOVE WILL WIN EVERYTIME...

[@leokeo6871]

My dad wanted a movie about the flood and so when he saw this he wanted me to get it. So when he saw it he was confused AF 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣 I saw a few bits and wondered when Frieza was going to show up and Noah was going to go SS3 🤣😂🤣😂

[@mocchangreat8126]

loo9ool

[@zZParabellumZz]

Since this movie is nothing like the story in the bible, then yes, it is fantasy.

[@jojolafrite90]

Religious spam.

[@1_amIcy]

Aside from god did it, how did Kangaroos end up in Australia after the flood? Did they fly Delta, or did they take a boat?

[@zZParabellumZz]

@@1_amIcy I'm not going to waste my time with you, if you really want to know about the flood and not throw your little jokes at me, go watch Kent Hovind's seminars about it.

[@1_amIcy]

@@zZParabellumZz The redistribution of animals is actually a very large gap within the great flood myth. It's very difficult to explain how secluded animals, like kangaroos, ended up in their current locations. One explanation that is frequently brought up is that the animals migrated while there were land bridges connecting the continents, but there is no proof. A large migration of any animal would leave some sort of evidence, such as fossils.

[@666neoselen]

when you hear "methusela" and your language says "mathusalem" (pronounced mat-hu-za-lem and "za" isn't like "zey") all I have to say is, le mao

[@prateeksinha3291]

Man... What the fcuk is happening 😵 the story is such a mess. 🤯

[@simonmcneilly55]

The mispronunciation of Methusela is killing me ...

[@zikina8557]

Conspiracy from sky daddy

[@nathanbunten4299]

Question: What if he built a pyramid instead? Like on the gates of paradise. ( dead sea scrolls) Would the math work?

[@George-Hawthorne]

So, in this version (The man in the sky's) righteous follower is a psychopath and we're all more inbred than we were led to believe.

[@_courier7]

I mean it isn't entirely false several thousand years in the past humanity got down to a couple thousand in population so if you have a girlfriend or boyfriend you technically are dating your half sibling

[@George-Hawthorne]

@@_courier7 Siblings are understandable, but in this version, the younger brothers would be mating with their nieces.

[@_courier7]

@@George-Hawthorne and?

[@George-Hawthorne]

​@@_courier7 It's worse since those uncles are old enough to be their fathers. At least Ham is. In the bible All of Noah's sons had wives that weren't their siblings.

[@_courier7]

@@George-Hawthorne I was making a joke also older men(40-50) being with younger women was common back in the day so this isn't an issue from the characters perspective the only thing bad about it would be the incest but who knows maybe a bunch of other people went through something similar and their are hundreds of arks and that's who they interbred with idk man

[@jesusistheonlypowerful6017]

36 For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul Mark 8:36 you lose your soul, because you did not ask forgiveness to Jesus, because sin is punished in hell, forever. This world brings many agendas that are not in line with God's will. Thus, it brings many sins. Man may say, "your Jesus is harsh, putting people to hell for not submitting to Him." But man does not realize how sin is bad in the eyes of God, he hates sin that it must be punished in hell. Sin destroys people, sin is not in the creation of God. So sin is an action, made by us. So a sinner will be punished in hell. But the love of Jesus, is that He sacrificed his life on a cross as the only holy sacrifice for sins, able to sanctify, unto His 2nd coming, to those who asks for forgiveness and accepts Him as Lord and Savior unto the end..

[@angelaanaconda5837]

This is just about as accurate as the bible.

[@hellkey6203]

Which part is accurate?

[@ninzapou]

No, it's completely misinterpreted. Read the Bible.Gensis: 6-10.

[@angelaanaconda5837]

Lmao! If you didn't get my sarcastic comment blet me make it clear. The bible is fake 🤣🤣🤣

[@fastrecaps]

Movie title is: Noah (2014)

[@sogggy]

This movie was based on a true story.

[@kahlilboi]

This movie is based on biblical fantasies nothing true about it

[@anonymoususer2764]

Lmao

[@rocketsmall4547]

fitional. the fast n the furis is tru story

[@Scott-ex2rm]

so did the father of the twins bone his own daughters to get them preg or was it ham and noah also? did the sons get it on with the mom ?

[@Arcaryon]

@@anonymoususer2764 Actually, he is not wrong: “The Bible (Genesis 6-9) describes a worldwide flood (the Noachian Flood) covering even the highest mountains of the earth and the construction of a huge boat (a rectangular box-like craft) that transported animals, at least two of a kind of all land animals on the earth. The Qur'an (Suras 11 and 71) has almost a duplicate story with a similar huge boat that transported animals and a worldwide flood. In addition two older stories exist in ancient Babylonian epics that describe a huge flood. One is the Epic of Gilgamesh, describing a flood on the Euphrates River (Academy of Ancient Texts nd). The other is the Epic of Atrahasis, which has a huge flood on the Tigris River (Byers nd). In the Epic of Gilgamesh, [Utnapishtim] is warned that a god plans to destroy all humanity and is told to build a ship to save himself, his family, friends, and cattle. In the Epic of Atrahasis, a tribal chief survived with his family by floating in a boat down to the Persian Gulf. After the flood subsided, the chief got out on dry land and erected an altar and sacrificed to a water god so that such a flood would not happen again (Anonymous nd-a). Noah also built an altar when he got off the Ark and offered sacrifices (Genesis 8:20). Because these stories all describe an ancient huge flood in Mesopotamia, it is extremely likely that a huge flood could have occurred.” - Reports of the National Center for Science Education | Volume 29 | No. 5 | September-October 2009 ”Yes, Noah's Flood May Have Happened, But Not Over the Whole Earth”

[@aidanangelo186]

what's the movie name?

[@abdourahmanmahdi1544]

noah (2014). Used to be on Netflix. IDK now.

[@PureChaos08TTV]

@@abdourahmanmahdi1544 thanks so f###### much

[@dixinormeus]

"In this the love of God was manifested toward us, that God has sent His only begotten Son into the world, that we might live through Him" 1 John 4:9 This movie is a poor representation of Noah, please refer to the book of Genesis of all the facts.

[@ernstbtmn]

You mean, of how a family of FIVE, built a modern-day cruise ship? That's not a fact. That's called, fiction... aka The suspension of disbelief

[@TSJTC]

One imagined story is just as good as another. No need to make a new one the same as an old one.

[@KayJ2012]

"Please refer to one chapter written down by no source as pure undeniable fact to be followed by everyone in the world." Really....

[@Arcaryon]

@@TSJTC Well, we ( historians or people who are informed on the research of historians in his regard ) assume that a great flood most likely occurred some 4000 years ago. It is mentioned separately in multiple different ancient texts and always follows the same path, that a god wants to destroy / cleanse the world, that someone builds a boat and eventually erects a shrine on a hill to thank and honor that god because they survived. Basically, there is a pretty high chance that there was a huge flood in this part of the world at the time that most likely killed thousands or even tens of thousands, destroying entire cities and which basically ”flooded the whole world” for these people, with only some surviving by climbing mountains or reaching ships. Overall, it’s pretty amazing that we even know of this event through this kind of ancient legend.

[@nutzhazel]

@@Arcaryon If that 4,000 years ago was during the time of Noah, and 2,000 years ago was the time of Jesus, so when was the timeline of Abraham, David, Solomon and Moses?

[@Nathan-en9dn]

soooo how do you repopulate the earth with only 2 new born girls? The brother left the family so he can't.

[@Fizzy-1576]

I have watched this film it is very woke not very true to the source of bible.

[@jesusisunstoppable4438]

it's not supposed to be -- Hollywood Hates Christianity.

[@vladthecoldone8804]

well the bible aint very truthful either

[@onlyme219]

The Bible isn't true either

[@yourbot9788]

@@vladthecoldone8804 for u

[@jesusisunstoppable4438]

@@vladthecoldone8804 Quote - "well the bible aint very truthful either" - Really, So You're saying you want to do a Live Stream Debate on that ?

[@moortruthify]

I call big CAp 🧢 STOP THE CAPPING 🧢🙈🙊🙉

[@xamtra]

Best illogical movie exactly like the Bible and The Quran.

[@justthetruth247]

So, if Adam and Eve were the first people, and they only had sons, who did Cain have kids with when he was banished???

[@asiborteddyblaine6203]

The bible also recorded he gave birth to girls.. But that will mean Cain took one of his sisters as wife

[@xenophacilus5895]

They really retconned Ham and Japhet's wives huh?

[@chinabluewho]

They really retconned Ham and his family being enslaved by Noah.

[@anhkhoanguyentran5130]

Why are they not joining in to build more ships?

[@montrailblack8062]

Wtf every time I think about a movie I get a notification about that movie recap

[@donaastor]

it was statistically easier to get laid by the time creator flooded the earth