They needed more time to cook

[@TurboJehtt]

Thanks to Hannah Chapin for voicing sage! twitter.com/hannah_chapin To the comments confused about why Sonic's voice is like that now: same here.

[@Sorrelhas]

Ahh, I see you're running along with the meme now Great voice acting, btw, you have a lot of vocal range

[@Shadowmech88]

Is Sonic's voice this different in the actual game? I've never seen any of Frontiers.

[@Tagiafanueu]

Hey sonic

[@gantro]

@@Shadowmech88For sure. They wanted to make a kind of darker game, so Sonic's voice had to get deeper. There's a whole video of Roger Craig Smith (Sonic's VA) saying how he felt about Sonic Frontiers, and one of the things he said was that the producers really wanted him to make a lower voice lol

[@Primecat854]

Please keep doing the classic voice, it never gets old

[@Htahjft6287haj]

Me: "SEGA, do you mind if I ask about Sonic Adventure 3?" SEGA: "I do mind, but I know you will ask anyway."

[@Snowstorm...]

Not SEGA but Sonic Team has been pretty open lately about wanting to make Sonic Adventure 3

[@JaredtheRabbit]

@@Snowstorm...But that will mean no reused levels, and it’s been made very clear that’s not what Sega wants.

[@ZGlove.]

Thanks, just helped me to realize Sage is an anagram of Sega.

[@GUNUFofficial]

Sonic 06 is sonic adventure 3.

[@Snowstorm...]

@@GUNUFofficial Sonic Heroes is Sonic Adventure 3, Sonic 06 is Sonic Adventure 4, and Shadow the Hedgehog is the bridge between 3 and 4. But that is a truth the world is not ready to hear

[@nuclearocean]

"Collison is a privilege" is a terryfing threat

[@dragonmindttrpgs]

It reminds me of that Batman beyond episode where the bad guys belt malfunctions and he falls through the floor

[@mcconconman7204]

@@dragonmindttrpgs glad i wasnt the only one thinking that

[@alternimousdimension]

Yeah I like that

[@GottaGoFast91]

Fr

[@IceBear56862]

skill issue

[@kuriboi952]

“Skill issue” Sage had pull out the auto win to stop Sonic😂

[@nomadspeed]

i sure love donic the hedgehog, mascot of dega

[@kuriboi952]

@@nomadspeed just fixed it😂

[@TheKpa11]

KZbinr Synthetic man: THE SKILL ISSUSE. THE SKILL ISSUE

[@amsyarzero]

​@@nomadspeedthe existence of donic implies the existences of dhadow and dilver

[@MrCynor]

@@nomadspeed ye

[@animechic420]

Looks like Sonic will once again be visiting the earth’s core today.

[@RedemptionPS3]

Let’s go he’s gonna see chip again

[@Sentinel_Savior]

Again.

[@lucomc32607]

THIS GORGE WILL BE YOUR TO- oh wait wrong game

[@easyscout8369]

Well wouldn't he clip through it?

[@tibik.8407]

​@@easyscout8369So you're saying he'll eventually fall into...space?

[@Chadventure_Animated]

I love how Jehtt works each era of Sonic's voice actor into whatever game he's in. Seeing him hop from Jason, to Ryan, and then Roger is a nice touch

[@intsoccersuperstar1]

I was wondering about this, because I haven’t played an actual sonic game since Adventure 2. I thought the Jaleel White style voice was the best, but if Jehtt is riffing on how sonic actually sounds in this game then more power to him lol

[@CosmicNyan]

Even compared to Roger's other performances Frontiers Sonic is noticeably deeper, which is recreated here

[@blueyandicy]

i was wondering what was going on with his voice... love that

[@Hadaron]

@@intsoccersuperstar1 Yeah, you can find an interview with Roger Craig Smith about his Sonic Frontiers voice. The director had him drop his voice like two octaves and Smith’s initial response was “you’ve got to be kidding me”

[@morgantodd3748]

​@@HadaronDeeper voice=more serious story. Even though nothing fucking happens in Frontiers' story, just a bunch of faffing around across the SEGA HIRE THIS MAN Archipelago.

[@perfectlymedium]

We need to cook, Sonic.

[@germanvisitor2]

We need to cook Sonic. Got it!

[@vincentbirthdaycake]

No, that's not okay

[@BazukinBelyugovich]

Mistah Hedgehog, you science!

[@stachu5049]

​@@germanvisitor2mmmm a hedgehog steak 🤤

[@theblueblur17]

Uh, please don't cook me

[@Marvey4]

"If you have time to complain to the developers, you have time to complain to the health care system." -Robotnik, probably.

[@Aes_Saru]

You know this mad man may have a point.

[@shadowocelot-56_95]

“If you have any complaints, please deliver them to me in person...” - Eggman

[@Crusader3454]

You know what... fair enough

[@criticalbuddy524]

This is why we aren't complaining to the developers. We are complaining to SEGA for being SEGA and not giving more time to cook 😒

[@squiddler7731]

Alas, the developers are more likely to actually listen

[@Soriokeink]

Bruh, that ending got me lol. Edited so YT doesn't spoil before people can see.

[@Htahjft6287haj]

Sonic FrontEArs

[@techno_otaku]

Physics license revoked

[@catbatrat1760]

"And I can revoke it at any time." Gives off the vibe of those parents who tell their children "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it!! >:("

[@e69alpha]

Speedrunner logic

[@Redfork2000]

Sonic 06 definitely agrees with that statement. Also, unrelated, but I love that profile picture! I don't see many people familiar with Squid Girl. It was my first anime, and I remember it quite fondly!

[@ganges2264]

"why does knuckles have an infinite jump ?" "perhaps the cyber-corruption of the ancient race of echidnas has unlocked knuckles' hidden potential on the star fall islands"

[@TheStarsTwilight]

It wouldn't be the first time either - Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric also infamously had a Knuckles infinite jump glitch that allowed you to skip huge portions of the game. Unfortunately that one got patched out.

[@ulforcemegamon3094]

​@@TheStarsTwilight also that move was called "tax evasion"

[@0jinx]

Underrated comment 😂😂😂​@@ulforcemegamon3094

[@szszabolcs9582]

😂​@@ulforcemegamon3094

[@randybutternubs4647]

It's his ancestral rage

[@castform7]

"Yo Sage, how did Big get trapped in Cyberspace." "The one you know as 'Big' is not here. What you are seeing is just your mind projecting someone important to you" "...Really out of all the people I met, Big's the one I project" "I suppose" "I mean I don't hate him but he didn't even come to my birthday party. Blaze came and she lives in a separate dimension" "Perhaps you find his presence the most comforting" "Nah that's probably Cream. Feels like the only reason I projected Big was because this world wanted me to fish."

[@lasercraft32]

"Every time I close my eyes I see his face... Haunting me... With FISH." - Sonic probably.

[@WindyWooshes]

Sonic is just rejecting his true feelings, Big is his pal frfr

[@sonicultimateyt1090]

Big didn't get trapped in cyber space. He can enter and leave as he wishes.

[@lasercraft32]

@@sonicultimateyt1090 You're right about one thing... Big didn't get trapped in cyberspace. The comment wasn't joking when they said that Big wasn't there. They literally confirm in the Final Horizon update that Big was fabricated in cyberspace by Sonic's memories of him, and that Big never came to the Starfall Islands.

[@jonsku6662]

"What about the others from my memories? Like.. I don't know, Rouge?" "She would increase the age rating." "What? I just think her skills in gliding and climbing and so on would help get across a little.. or Shadow with chaos control.." "Cope."

[@finngomezgamer]

“Collision is a privilege” 06 and shadow the hedgehog 2005 love to agree Edit: (I am aware shadow 05 is way more polished than heroes I just encountered a few bugs on my ps2 play through, combined with the fact that Its one of my favorites had it come to mind for the collision joke) I tried to shorten that as much as possible I’m just clearing it up i like 05, I also replied to a few comments to explain what glitches I encountered

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

Hell, even Sonic the Hedgehog 3 agrees on _that_ one!

[@CannedDepression]

Along with SADX

[@Safalmao]

i beat shadow 05 and had no collision issues, or any issues for that matter.

[@Chtikitikiti9]

​@@Safalmao No it doesn't

[@VergilGaia]

Shadow 05 doesn't have colision problems at all

[@Jack_Saint_Archive]

*"Collision is privilege, and I can revoke it at any time."* -SAGE

[@Tydorell]

Why I'm finding out just now that Sage is an anagram for Sega

[@moodyethan5514]

And game.

[@megaTiagoNunes1]

​@@moodyethan5514Gase 🤔

[@moodyethan5514]

Eags, Gesa, Aegs, Ages, Segs(no), Egas all her famliy names

[@kombat_king5717]

To be this good takes SAGE.

[@jacinto1477]

" I'm a Sonic fan, a decent ,playable 7 is like a 10 for us"- CircleToonsHD , 2022

[@tibik.8407]

As much as I hate to admit it, he's 110% right...

[@sakuradabp6400]

​@@tibik.8407I mean, Sonic is not supposed to be a 10/10, the basic concept doesn't allow it

[@qwirkt]

I listened to big-time fans and bought this, played for like 3-4 hours and never again lol

[@notcarbuncle1493]

@@sakuradabp6400elaborate?

[@DorkAlot]

@@sakuradabp6400care to elaborate more?

[@stixsis4656]

Love the attention to detail with you making your Sonic voice deeper to match Roger's performance in Frontiers.

[@TurboJehtt]

I still feel like I can't get the impression quite right but as long as the vibes are there I'll settle for it (for now).

[@ArgzeroYT]

"collision is a privilege, and I can revoke it at any time" - as a game dev I am both offended and absolutely going to use that in a game jam one day - makes for a great theme idea

[@Snakeskin94]

You're not a dev lmao

[@CincTheIdiot]

​@@Snakeskin94not all game developers are fine with saying so to a giant social media site. in other words: just because you dont see it doesnt mean it doesnt exist.

[@GGd3p]

​@@Snakeskin94I think gameplays on his Channell migh be tests of his own game

[@kirbst3r]

Literally said, "You stand because i decided to let you"

[@Hisnitch]

"You exist because I allow it, and you will end because I demand it."

[@szszabolcs9582]

Sonic: HOW ARE YOU ABLE TO DELETE COLLISION Sage: cause i am the God of the Starfall islands

[@red_the_anomaly]

@@szszabolcs9582sage.exe

[@thewizardslime6764]

The idea of making objects have a glitchy effect when they pop in an out of render distance would be such a smart and cool way to solve the problem of short loading range

[@Tram-30]

The VA for Sage absolutely nailed it!

[@MrRuePine]

This feels like less of a meme video and more like an informative video directed at SEGA. Especially that message at the end under the "Try Again".

[@Santoryu90]

Can also be said to tons of different developers

[@Gamer88334]

@@Santoryu90 As well as publishers. “Give your employees plenty of time to do their jobs. Stop rushing them all the time.” Investors need to be told to be patient. They might not like waiting, but people tend to like finished products more than buggy messes.

[@TepidBlack]

it’s sonic team, they could have been given a decade and the game would still have issues

[@dojangofficial1050]

@@TepidBlackEveryone likes to pretend like Sonic Team are the exact same people for hire every single time they make this point, most of the people who made forces and lost world are gone, the people who made boom are gone, the people who made, gens, colors, unleashed, 06? Also mostly gone, so are you implying that the name Sonic Team is just a curse for incompetence?

[@sonicboy678]

@@dojangofficial1050 Not to mention that Sonic Team doesn't exclusively make Sonic games...

[@TheKpa11]

“Collision is a privilege” As is continuity, and can be revoked at any time

[@T32Squad]

"What?"

[@The_Drawer248]

WOah

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

"Collision is a privilege and I can revoke it at anytime" is such a power line

[@Bobo12300]

“Collision is a privilege” perfectly describes so many Sonic games, which is unfortunate if you think about it

[@supercyclone8342]

To be a little fair, high speeds and collision detection never mix well. However, there are ways to improve things and those should already be baked into their engine at this point.

[@GGd3p]

What in the Jesus's ass Mario fan is doing on the Sonic video? Can Sonic and Mario fans stay fron each other?

[@SylviesBadAtNamingStuff]

@@GGd3p what the fuck are you on about

[@drakath5727]

@@GGd3p Good thing you're neither and have no ground to speak on, otherwise you'd already have known that this has been an irrelevant talking point for over 2 decades.

[@GGd3p]

@drakath5727 hypocrite

[@MrNeedleM0use]

Dang Sage really just murdered her father's best chance at survival against an intergalactic being.

[@phootaphan9166]

The End attempts to attack "Animations are a privilege." The End is now condemned to T-pose for all eternity

[@MOORE4U2]

​@@phootaphan9166...How exactly does a moon T-pose?

[@phootaphan9166]

@@MOORE4U2 You don't want to know

[@OkaruEXE]

"Collision is a privilege" That is a weird, but unmistakably unnerving threat, even without the context.

[@NotSoGenesiz]

love how this is *actually* how they explain it in the game

[@aurawarrior1367]

That’s like back when the first couple of sonic games came out in the 90s the glitches were explained to be “Robotnik’s traps” or something

[@Doobie-kx8fk]

​@@aurawarrior1367the pain felt after falling victim to one of Doctor Robotnik's Diabolical Traps and having to reset the game.

[@aidangordon2713]

Lmao. Once again, the writers have to compensate for Sega's bullshit.

[@tlst94]

In the Genesis version of Sonic 2, the outer space background is fake. As if it was a movie setting. As seen while using Debug Mode and exploring above Wing Fortress' boss area. Why even is that? How'd that make any sense? Why didn't Yuji Naka just program in a full space background from the start to the end of the map as if it's real? While also not scroll endlessly after dying during the spaceship cutscene.

[@Onaterdem]

@@aidangordon2713 Ian Flynn, to be precise

[@Redfork2000]

The ending with "collision is a privilege" is amazing, but I think a really underrated line here is: "Perhaps your mind doesn't have enough bandwidth for your memories to be loaded quickly."

[@rayjoe8892]

LMAO

[@jonsku6662]

"Can you translate that to basic language?" "Your brain: *S L O W* "

[@rayjoe8892]

@@jonsku6662 Y O U ' R E. T O O. S L O W.

[@gmryabets]

Hey, what are you implying?

[@karimhussein3610]

Way past uncool 😑

[@edwinfootrick3140]

"Perhaps your mind doesn't have enough bandwidth for your memories to be loaded quickly." She really went "You don't have enough memory in the memory card."

[@Freshy10]

Or maybe Sonic's memory card wasn't set correctly.

[@Burn_Angel]

She's saying he's a little too slow on the brain department.

[@dimwarlock]

It was an insult, and a pretty good one if you ask me, she called him slow, btw

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@dimwarlockhe got hit with his own insult lol

[@joda7697]

Oh god, imagine if someone just had that as a superpower. Being able to turn off collision of anyone or anything, and re-grant it, at will. Terrifying.

[@NoahtheGameplayer]

Cringe Icon, we don't need to know your S life

[@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595]

Kitty Pryde/Shadowcat from the X-Men, she can literally make herself and other objects intangible and back. The Flashes can do it, but I don't remember if they can just make themselves like that or other people.

[@techno_otaku]

hearing Sage say "skill issue" feels very natural to her personality

[@villona277]

Natural yet hilariously weird 😂😂

[@DoKuShOsTaR]

@@villona277I think it’s cause of how naive/unaware of the world she is. Like it’s in character but she wouldn’t know the term so it’s both hilarious and weird 😂

[@ultraplayer4594]

1:49 the way he just shifts is just awesome

[@LauraLowe]

"If the mysteries of the Starfall Islands are too difficult for you to handle, you can always go home" **exits out to home menu and uninstalls**

[@GGd3p]

People were right when they said games mess up your brains

[@BlackHermit]

That "Try Again" screen at the end was beautiful.

[@Cyberweasel89]

Hannah Chapin did great voicing Sage! The "I do mind but I know you will ask anyway" line made me spittake.

[@scylla1772]

"Collision is a privilege, and I can revoke it at any time" is both extremely hysterical and extremely metal, gj on the writing as usual

[@optimisticcharizard602]

Love how Sage started getting offended on the dev's behalf lmao

[@brendanhall5581]

Her name is an anagram of SEGA, after all

[@GGd3p]

You took joke to seriously

[@GGd3p]

​@@brendanhall5581you took this video to seriously

[@ExplodingSteve]

“Skill issue” - sega after releasing extreme mode dlc (SPECIFICALLY THE WYVERN PART!)

[@garrtoons4303]

Sage is pretty much one of those certain defenders. 😅

[@angrydiddykong262]

Sage got a true from me cannot lie

[@ToocoolSkeletor]

“Collision is a privilege”

[@Redfork2000]

"I can revoke it at any time."

[@leonhardable]

In her free time, Sage moderates the subreddit for Starfield 🤓

[@Maxxatron]

going from Sonic's memories to referencing his PC's memory was a nice jab at the graphics. Curse you, "render distance: low!"

[@knuxuki1013]

Why is this is dialogue so hilariously genius and so flipping fitting lol💀

[@BlooJayisdrawing]

"How was I supposed to tell I couldn't stand on a completely solid object?"

[@flufflenuggit6499]

I never thought I'd see the day where pop-in would be much faster than Sonic. The pop-in is the one who cooked in the end.

[@keizervanenerc5180]

"The right to discuss is a privilege" - The Creative Assembly 2023. I feel like Jehtt was inspired by this deeply philosophical concept.

[@ChiefMakes]

“The right is a privilege” *revokes ability to think*

[@samuelmasenyama1791]

“There are no bugs in Sonic Frontiers 🙂” - Joo Dee, Ba Sing Se resident

[@sdgdhpmbp]

Ba Sing Se? Isn't that place in the middle of a war or something?

[@antyep]

@@sdgdhpmbpshhhhhh! *hypnotize you* There is no war among these walls. Here we are safe. Here we are free.

[@michaela6425]

​@@antyep Fellow members of culture. Are you gonna watch the live action one

[@prometheus9732]

@@michaela6425there is no live action version of avatar in Ba Sing Se.

[@michaela6425]

​​@@prometheus9732I was talking about the new Netflix show not "You Know What"

[@pyrosnineActual]

Seeing her change colors more frequently like that made the Ikaruga section make more sense to me.

[@clawcakes2]

"i do mind, but i know you will ask anyway" this is exactly sonic and sage's relationship dynamic. if (when) sage appears again in a future title, i want every single one of their conversations to be like this.

[@brandito5480]

Real, I love sonic frontiers but I can’t even imagine how amazing it would have been with a year or two more dev time. I was actually speedrunning some cyberspace levels last night it’s a lot of fun

[@Juannnnnnnnnnn]

Jett has gotten to the point where he can take his critiques and turn them into skits. His power is growing too strong

[@mageyplss]

Honestly, in the context of a digital world, seeing obstacles form right in front of you is a pretty cool idea. Instant pop-in isn't the way to go about that, though.

[@NovikNova]

0:46 This could actually be used to explain the pop-in

[@echidna8857]

I love that Sonic’s voice is now the Frontiers version

[@davidek5518]

Cyberspace, Sonic. That's the answer for everything. Including you passing through walls or jumping out of the map.

[@sometf2player752]

wdym passing through walls I never encountered anything like that

[@kaphizmey6229]

nanomachines

[@Onaterdem]

@@kaphizmey6229 Yeah WTF, the original comment has nothing to do with MGRR but "Nanomachines, son" also came to my mind immediately

[@kaphizmey6229]

@@Onaterdem lazy writing in which one singular plot device explains every discrepancy is universal, apparently

[@Freshy10]

@@kaphizmey6229 Cyberspace, son. It hardens in response to anything that happens on the Starfall Islands. *punch* WHAT DID I JUST SAY?

[@Kirby0189]

Solid JJ and Jehtt uploaded at the same time. Neat.

[@NongIng]

When physics don't work right: "Skill issues"

[@dashi-musashi351]

It’s kind of like how Sonic fans just get used to bugs and oddities that normal players would question. Like Heroes actually being jank af for example, or 3D games when the scripting breaks, “you shouldn’t have pressed anything.”

[@jotheunissen9274]

I'm perfectly fine with giving developers enough time to work but Bethesda will ALWAYS have glitches and bugs

[@Radon_86]

Coming from a Solid JJ video the Jhett feels like the world might come to peace

[@BIGBLUBLUR]

I like how the end makes this seem less like a parody and more like a mean spirited easter egg that you find when you make one too many bad decisions

[@andtails]

Sage's sass is on point!

[@Pogbirb]

"But why only 4 places? I've been in space, the medieval ages, and even the center of the earth! And all I get is green hill, sky sanctuary and new york?" "Maybe cyberspace is using memories that are more familiar to you." "Hey that excuse doesn't work, I've been in sky sanctuary like, twice! I go to space more than I visit knuckles!"

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

“That’s because the last burger you ate before getting here had a tourist ad for Sky Sanctuary stamped into it. Same with the wrapping for the chilli dogs, and the posters in the local area at the time of your last meal.”

[@DarioAcereto]

😂

[@_sophies]

Shout-out to whoever figured out how to replicate the voice effect on Sage, it's spot on.

[@juanb6570]

damn, Sage was not pulling any punches in the end

[@alyxgraff9121]

Sonic Team arguing with the Sonic Fandom, Colorized 2023

[@JuggernautJoey613]

My mind reading this was like... Sonic Colors... Bruh...

[@veggsbacon1891]

"Give developers plenty of time to create games so that the experience isn't dragged down by glitches." The Pokémon Company and the Game Freak higher-ups: (sweating and seething furiously)

[@MrRuePine]

More like just Game Freak. Pokemon Company actually do put some effort. Look at some Pokemon animations with the Synchro Machine (and if you can't afford the DLC, just watch it on KZbin).

[@techlover1664]

Sage Unleashed.

[@jonathanmalley3292]

No sonics were harmed in the making of this video.

[@Brown95P]

"Collision is a privilege", huh? I guess that for Sage, walls really do be a suggestion. 🙃

[@The_Trash_Boat]

Sonic: Ha ha, cyberspace ain't shit. Sage: You have lost your COLLISION PRIVILEGES!

[@MadelineJS.2727]

1:21 listenhereyoulittleshi-

[@refl9630]

Reminds of the first games' manuals that explained glitches as "robotnik's traps"

[@kadesonicbeast115]

“Give developers plenty of time to create video games so that the experience isn’t dragged down by glitches” -a developer I think

[@GGd3p]

You took joke to seriously

[@valmid5069]

Quote of the Year: “Collusion is a Privilege” Can’t wait for more hilarious peak comedy from this channel!

[@partyjams]

Sage is so real for that. Also Sonic complaining about not visiting new places like he's not on some ancient islands with never before seen enemies. smh

[@expman1288]

As someone studying video game programming I can tell you that collision is ABSOLUTELY a privilege! And as someone who watches a lot of speed runs I can say that it is also nothing more than a suggestion.

[@NoramiYuuki]

if sage was smart, she would've made sonic suffer from TOO much collision by simply transporting him into Collision Chaos..

[@Zephyr77]

Jehtt clearly takes his time to cook with each new banger video

[@MarioMario_1981]

Guys, Dr. Robotnik is placing down his diabolical traps.

[@ibrahim5463]

Props to whoever voiced the music playing in the video,it must have been hard finding someone good enough to voice them

[@LewdSCP1471A]

y'know what, this video raises a good point, they could've hidden better pop-in by having a cyber-effect to blend it appearing so its more seamless

[@ptanker9236]

Or just actually fix the pop-in, it shouldn’t be there like it’s a fucking N64 game

[@LassBisharp]

Having a cyberspace effect for the pop-in would have actually made the experience way more immersive.

[@AkitaNeru123]

The way sage said skill issue lmao

[@no-no-noku]

This is really well done, legitimately thought this was a cut-scene that actually played in-game until the second line.

[@Random-han]

“Collison is a privilege”😂💀

[@loooptylooops7067]

The death screen at the end fucking slayed me 💀

[@sockpuppet69420]

iirc there is actually a line of dialogue where Sage says she can't see the rails, and they must be only appearing for Sonic due to his cyber corruption.

[@Magloyr]

The ending got me bro "collision is a privilege I can grant or take away at any time"

[@aidangordon2713]

Ah, Sonic Frontiers. A home run for us Sonic fans, and a glitchy mess for anyone with half a brain. Give your devs more time and cash next time, Sega!

[@EdgyQueen]

Yeah, glitchy mess for half-brained people. Because people with a full brain regognizes how good this game is

[@GGd3p]

​@@EdgyQueenbeing a fanboy is not exactly healthy

[@Aya-k3b7f]

​@@GGd3p scrolling through old comments and spam reply them also not healthy

[@ZainR]

The end is perfect

[@lasercraft32]

"No its not, its just a purple moon." 🤓(me)

[@Buphido]

She's right tho, collision IS a privilege. I pray to the electromagnetic and strong forces every day so that I don't one day start phasing through the ground or spontaneously sublimate.

[@LJ_973]

That little try again hint text at the end is words to live by in the gaming industry.

[@ElectricalMatthew]

So if Sage can remove collision does that mean she’s some sort of god of the starfall islands

[@supersmily5811]

"Skill issue." No comment I could possibly write could properly address how good this line is.

[@theanimatedone2313]

Pretty much speaking about the whole game. I know it's obviously not perfect, but let's be honest with ourselves: is ANY video game EVER MADE perfect?

[@shinon_shn]

"collision is a privilege, and I can revoke it at any time" - me when I'm clipping through walls speedrunning casinopolis and ice cap in sonic adventure 1

[@Bobb11881]

A triple-A developer like Sega shouldn't need more than 5 years to make a functioning game. They _had_ time, they just didn't use it efficiently. And before anyone says anything, I said _functioning_ game, not "massive 100+ hour experience".

[@ValideYT]

Here is how sonic fell through the solid object, he went back to his past and grabbed the speed from sonic unleashed and brang them to the present time and then he did a speed glitch and fell through. That's how he did it guys, trust me.

[@superkoopa3695]

The idea of objects randomly appearing due to low draw distance being covered up by effects that fit cyberspace would have probably redeemed the game’s quality one way or another.

[@ironhell813]

Collison is a privilege - Developers of Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing

[@TofuofLight]

“Collision” and “Gravity” being a privilege is definitely the most terrifying threats

[@ShadowTeamYT]

Most normal talk with teacher in school when you don't understand something

[@projectpst]

"Skill Issue"