They only had One Job...

[@birdie6359]

I can’t unsee Geriatric George now 💀😭

[@RandomPyroYT]

NAHH😭😭💀 Geriatric George is crazy💀

[@battiger00568]

good

[@parrot_snake9723]

Thanks for reminding us

[@pisspissio24]

I'm gay homo sex

[@LittleboGreepIsAsheepMAN]

😂

[@Union_Jack_official]

George has crawled out of his death bed once more to deliver this banger

[@KnallenN]

fun fact about the taxidermy lion. It looks like that because the people that taxidermied it had never seen a lion before, so they based it on then current artwork of lions. If you compare it to some of that artwork it's actually pretty accurate. Especially compared to asian artwork of lions

[@BasedDepartment.]

I was drinking at a bar once with a taxidermy lion. You don't know how I sh#t myself (few drinks in) and saw the "lion" (real lion btw)

[@elcapitanotim214]

They literally had a dead lion in front of them to taxidermy how could they not have seen a lion before?

[@KnallenN]

@@elcapitanotim214 it was the 1700s, there were not exactly a zoo where hey could go and look at one in sweden. Also... it was the 1700s, they did not really have a good way to store a dead massive fucking cat until they arrived, or it was transported to them, so it was not likely in great condition

[@billcipher8645]

​@@elcapitanotim214 lol exactly why does this comment have 50+ likes? Did everyone become braindead?

[@cynister7384]

Was the dead lion missing a face? Also couldn't they know they would look like cats?

[@Barry-the_bruiser]

For George and everyone else who wants to listen, to put out a grease fire you need to smother it with a cloth so to stop it from getting oxygen or somthing like that

[@screenedat0m]

Or in the case of an industrial sized one, a fryer cover or some form of lid works just as well!

[@Barry-the_bruiser]

@@screenedat0m yea just anything exept water

[@hollyshearing961]

wouldn't there also be a specific fire extinguisher in that kitchen that can be used for grease/ oil fires?

[@smailftp]

@@hollyshearing961 yes there is, usually very close to the fryer.

[@abzinhoo]

Oh

[@HockeySemp]

The foot pedal is something that used to be on all trains in the UK. It was a genius idea. They also has them on the automated doors at the end of the carriages

[@Alexjk425]

A note to everyone whom it may concern. Never put water on a burning pot with cooking oil. The oil rises to the top of the water, bringing the fire with it. I'm pretty sure the best technique is to put a wet/damp towel over the pot or pan.

[@thecommunistdoggo1008]

Or a lid, no O2 no combustion

[@rolandhellmann3819]

Even if its late.. no, the oil doesn't rise to the top.. the water vaporates instandly and expanding its volume by 1700 times while spreading the burning oil all over the place.

[@Wolfie54545]

The fact that people don’t know that

[@kitteroo2]

Remember George, during a grease fire it is best to NOT use water If it's a small grease fire (frying pan or pot) cover it with a lid, fire cannot exist without air. If it's huge, use a fire extinguisher!

[@optimistic5467]

The mask went back on quick after the face reveal XD

[@toribashproductions5502]

It was an April fools prank lad

[@SouthsMemes]

To be fair he said he would probably keep the mask on, even if it was a joke

[@Ho_Lee_Fook]

​@@toribashproductions5502 wdym? It was real. That was his face reveal

[@kazuna.]

@@toribashproductions5502 nah really????? u square they were joking

[@OJ16ww]

​​@@kazuna.square, you mean swear

[@dhalix]

How nice, another upload from Mr Longshaft himself !

[@jjjjjjjjjjsssssss]

"its like a sidemen reacts thumbnail" had me 😂😂😂

[@Ruzuma_x]

At 7:30, the butterfly above the human elephant hybrid looks like a trunk and ears which makes it 10x more terrifying 😭

[@EdwardBrown]

regarding 5:45 I have worked in both Burger King & McDonalds TWICE & every deep fat fryer has an emergency pull tab that releases green gel that extinguishes fires.

[@RJR1787]

The story behind the lion is that the taxidermist had never actually seen an alive lion. It definitely shows 😂

[@billcipher8645]

But they had.. a dead one in front of them... dead animals, surprisingly, look almost as if they are alive just not moving

[@Weazla-]

@@billcipher8645 the lion would've been skinned well before it got to the taxidermist

[@RJR1787]

@@billcipher8645 he received a lion skin. Not a full dead lion

[@gabx192]

There's a few things you can do for oil/grease fires, here are the top two: 1. Smother it. You can put a lid/cookie sheet over it to cut off oxygen, you can dump salt on it, you can dump baking soda on it, there's some other things but those are some of the most common household items you can use to put it out (sand and dirt also work if you're outside) 2. Fire extinguisher. Just. Use a fire extinguisher suitable for oil fires.

[@crashawashere]

As someone who doesn't smoke but collects cool lighters,, I appreciate George saying he'd like to have that lighter just because.

[@Blessed_V0id]

What made you want to collect lighters may I ask? Im not judging, just intrueged/confused

[@Devastator21]

​@@Blessed_V0idbecause it looks nice

[@Devastator21]

​@@Blessed_V0idat least for me at least

[@Blessed_V0id]

@@Devastator21 Hey I dont judge dude. I have weirder collections, bits of metal bone and masks. I was just intrested as to why. I hope you understand I mean no disrespect friend, I just wanted to understand your collection :)

[@alexia795]

Another banger video love you George

[@willoliver9960]

The foot pedal is my favourite mechanism for dispensing water in a public sink. Much more reliable than the motion sensors, hands free operation, and impossible to accidentally leave running

[@pickles_7]

memeulous really on the georgem grind

[@alanax_]

before george started his story about the 'weird button' in Italy i knew it'd be a foot pedal

[@Liggliluff]

(10:50) Someone trying to educate themselves, and even double-checked and criticised one source George: You're stupid!

[@hueyfreemansdad]

"It just looks like a woman holding a massive sausage" george memulous 2023

[@Liggliluff]

(9:50) Foot pedal is strange, but so much better than many other taps that just don't work.

[@spaghetti.4382]

'i have this story about this weird sink'

[@luccafilms2859]

6:01 In art class, I had to write about why that statue was good. That paper was empty.

[@6Pixx]

I LOVE it when i see a georgeM or memulous video when im about to dig into my meal deal!

[@airaandsomethingelse]

I KNEW I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE LAUGHING AT THAT ETHAN THUMBNAIL PIC honestly like. WHY IS HE SO SMOOTH.

[@Im.bad.at.naming]

Yippee another video 🎉

[@Dj.Ray.Von.]

Seeing that deep fryer go up reminded me of a flashback of being in primary school I had the other day. Was it only my school who had the fire brigade come to the school with a kitchen trailer and poor a cup of water on a chip pan fire !?!? Maybe I'm starting to show my age but I'm pretty certain there was adverts on TV about it too! Well that's when I discovered I was a Pyromaniac...

[@BreadTeleporter1968]

Gorg mamulous

[@basedDS3enjoyer]

You’ve already revealed your true gilf form George, why wear the mask?

[@toribashproductions5502]

Because it was an April fools joke 🤦‍♂️

[@basedDS3enjoyer]

@@toribashproductions5502 it wasn’t bro

[@ewanhenderson8756]

@@toribashproductions5502 nah shit lad

[@cynister7384]

@@toribashproductions5502 No it was real

[@eloise_creative_studios9978]

I live in a house on stilts in the bush in Australia. we actually don't get a lot of earthquakes here, but the stilts help when the hills flood! Fun fact idk 😂

[@danifoxx7469]

3:37 for context, the taxidermist had never seen a lion before. Pretty much nobody in the country or surrounding ones had ever seen one

[@CriacaoDeArthur9080]

3:15 hah, i am in 2024

[@jaskper]

3:51 it looks like the lion from that freaky bear Vs lion teletubbies episode 😂

[@jamhuggy1913]

good vid smashing content son

[@kirrrra7302]

omg it's george longshaft!!!!!😮😮😮

[@whateverpodclips_US]

Ah Sir Longshaft II how sudden you uploaded

[@beesey-p]

George I love you

[@L0ve1tRetr0]

I love how they remembered to hyphenate Super-Man. 👌

[@DecentAtThis]

Gotta feel bad for the school that received a grill instead of 300 ipads

[@Oshamon]

I think it was actually some guy that ordered 300 iPads and got the grill. I remember seeing a post around the same time by the person who got the grill.

[@bassiebe]

What happens when you try to put out a greasefire with water. It vaporizes the oil and therefore puts the air on fire.

[@georgecaplin9075]

“He doesn’t know how to use the three seashells”.

[@frasermcgeough]

Part 2 please

[@xanderblackstar8236]

5:36 - Water expands 1600 times by volume when dropped in a grease fire. As clearly demonstrated never pour water on it, it will explode. The safe way to put out a grease fire is to put a lid over it to take away the oxygen.

[@seigeengine]

Yeah. The thing about water is that when it turns to steam it increases in volume by 1600x. So if you throw water into a grease fire, especially with a tub of grease way over boiling point, the water rapidly boils and throws oil into the air. The oil, now with a much higher surface area, burns much faster, creating a giant fireball, and spattering everything in flaming several hundred degree oil. In less known related news, this also means water is an efficient way to store oxygen, especially since water is about 89% oxygen by mass. The ISS uses water for this purpose, electrolyzing the water to get the oxygen. Roughly speaking, a liter of water contains enough oxygen for a person for a day.

[@frasermcgeough]

Please make a part 2

[@Cosmiiccortex]

Chill out he prob will

[@stein_offline50]

I wouldn’t have known that flag either. I know maybe 5 country flags

[@djentity303]

10:22 someone ordered 300 iPads and got a grill

[@caleboman8875]

Y'all... Batgirl's bathtub is fully blocking the door to the bathroom 😅 that's why it's on that subreddit lmao george didn't even say anything about it smh... and he only had one job

[@dazzell3851]

9:50 LITERALLY HAD THE SAME PROBLEM LAST YEAR

[@ILV_Coasters]

george had one job to be tall..

[@alligatorman-k2w]

Good one Fortnite balls! It’s not like that joke is 5 years old now :D

[@BreloomSoup]

​@@alligatorman-k2w cheers foxfour

[@Thoth0333]

@@BreloomSoup i don’t think they were talking to you funny guy

[@Tom-kc7rf]

@@alligatorman-k2w furry

[@SteamHyenaz]

Omg such a funny joke, almost as if I haven't heard that before!

[@Anonysshh]

u can literally get over £250,000 from 300 ipads, thats fucking nuts

[@VelociraptorAnimations]

3:12 I don't think there's any blue stripes on the American flag?

[@Jay-Sint]

Hello love your vids

[@Yellow_wool]

It’s never to late to learn about water and grease fires bro

[@clairescarlettcomrie89]

Man I love me some baking potatoes

[@coruscentia]

LoL XD they had ONE job XD

[@r4kt88]

Thank you GregM

[@CultureClips985]

Love you bro ❤

[@mayfairbeats4965]

why does that headshot guy look like he's from new vegas?

[@MTTT1234]

The reason why you never ever use water on a grease fire is the following. If you pour the water intot he burning grease / oil, the water sinks below the surface of the oil, remember, oil floats on top of water. So you now have water inside a container of oil hot enough that it burns on the surface. So, the water nearly insantly vaporizes. And water vapor / steam of course has a heck ton more volume, so it explodes in all directions, turning the oil into a fine mist, which then catches fire as well, because we are stil dealing with a grease fire here.

[@Yournansaman]

Never in my life have I thought I would hear any sane human being utter the words “why are the toes on backwards”, here we are.

[@aaronbridgman9303]

7:40 if ksi was an elephant 😂😂😂😂

[@1Random.Show1]

THEY HAD ONE JOB

[@kittikoko]

They have the foot pedal taps at Thorpe Park, ya doofus.

[@breadloafbrad]

Batgirls bathroom tells me she may have suffered some brain damage, I mean who puts a rug in a bathroom?!

[@screenedat0m]

maybe it’s meant to be a bath mat where you’re supposed to dry off your feet after a shower and make sure no water from your body/towel drips on the floor? then again, its not exactly close to the tub

[@nejdalej]

Can't believe we've had a Vasa in the modern day. No doubt people centuries later will unearth it and put it in a museum.

[@sherk012]

hi george!

[@alpaca76]

Pennywise the elephant 😂

[@Baboonmomma]

7:50 she looks like Grey Matter from Ben 10

[@eclipticcat]

9:05 they knew what they were doing...

[@reinhard8053]

I had one of those stupid sensor taps at least once. So they are not that uncommon.

[@curiosity5697]

are the sinks he talked about in italy not present outside of italy?

[@tobeswhite1983]

7:49 looks like Beans from Rango

[@MystThaMyth]

I don't think it's that strong of a cheese, George. It's only Red Leicester...

[@skyshunts]

How can you get spiderman mixed up with super man??

[@LittleboGreepIsAsheepMAN]

Nice video

[@BasedDepartment.]

Makes me think of Georges face reveal vid

[@Gherkinwarrior]

0:38 Amsterdam is all built on ''stilts''

[@TWKnightYT]

8:41 I have actually done that 😂

[@CancerQueenKy]

They could sell the iPads and buy like 60 grills 😂

[@pch3611]

Italian toilets sound advanced

[@JapatiYTP]

Yeah

[@shelleyjames4446]

The picture in the thumbnail, those stickers are the self service ones from the weighing machine. That’s a customer stuck that on not a staff member.

[@Willay_G]

I don’t Even have a singular Job and i still fail…

[@MrJpmono]

About the "happy cumple" in 5:15, cumple is short for "cumpleaños" in Spanish which means birthday :) just why would you put happy if that was the case? 😂 ah crap just noticed it literally says right after lmfao well I wanted to feel smart I'm not deleting it now

[@Greenyguy]

people were smoking some hard shit for these to be approved and made.

[@qurrus7465]

shart

[@kazuna.]

thats what im saying brah 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@karakylah]

6:53 i still don’t understand 😭😭😭

[@ytchxrlie]

I have a feeling his face reveal wasnt real cl

[@jn.r]

no that is the real george longshaft

[@howllol7101]

cheeky

[@nemosparks8527]

I think i know where that elephant is or somone else drew it the exact same at my local rollerskateing rink

[@dazzell3851]

11:00 mans said germany is one of the most populated countries in the world

[@MrJpmono]

10:45 hol' up. Toger since... Are the numbers their age? Cause it sure don't seem like an actual date of the year with our 12 month calendar

[@urbanlypse7573]

The frankenstein one isn’t stupid. Mary Shelley is the one who wrote it.

[@shelleyjames4446]

No, they’ve written the author where the title goes and vice versa.

[@urbanlypse7573]

@@shelleyjames4446 OHHHHH

[@urbanlypse7573]

@@shelleyjames4446 it is stupid then 😭

[@sherk012]

25 seconds ago i saw this!

[@sherk012]

when it was uploaded

[@patmanplays4693]

it was missing one one the blues bottom left. not the black dot

[@SuperAreal]

Yummy video geriatric George

[@Shigization]

So smooth face is the latest algorithm superstition?

[@Alphoric]

Floating homes So a houseboat