They think I'm 100 years old (The Jackbox Survey Scramble)

[@Unionhawk73]

100 year old streamer still types survey answers the old fashioned way

[@phnxsu]

+2

[@TheUltimateShade667]

I wish HiLo had one more round for the most/least popular answers. The mode goes by too quick and you only get to answer like 4% of the list. Or maybe they can add the ability to customise the mode to choose how many rounds you want.

[@jkreincarnation]

It being the best game hurts too because of that, let's hope

[@Yuunohu]

In this episode we learn: Ryan is attracted to Betty Boop Kory thinks there is a movie called Frodo Malf thinks C-3PO is a real person

[@Level80Sorcerer]

Tonight on Hilo Gear:

[@kadirbeneathmomoteh854]

bomb being directly below surfing is hilarious

[@slime-time]

he said betty boop ICANT

[@argon7624]

He pulled out Metropolis for the movies 💀 his ass is not beating the allegations

[@simonw560]

Mans was old even when he was young. People like us aren't gonna get younger. Though, he's also terminally online so he's also stuck at 16.

[@Zabbs69]

I love when Justin just says 'buh' when someone says something mildly humorous

[@wyldenites]

"Okay okay" gang on top

[@qbreezy2417]

The Gadget answer that was accepted was definitely the girl mouse from Rescue Rangers

[@rinbeeby]

i like chiblee

[@ann0d0m1n1]

oh yea kiss him on his lips then

[@rammo2k]

chibbly

[@LovelySoftSnow]

dont we folks

[@weirdbug_]

me too

[@tylerpollock9783]

I'm like chiblee

[@Omniczech]

Justin incredulously hitting the unironic "Audition's not on the list?" like it's not a psychosexual horror film with graphic torture got me good.

[@Omniczech]

I posted too fast, the punch line of Salo being there shortly after really drove this one home.

[@feasible]

"submissive and stealable" is wild

[@Holgast]

I think Gadget is that high because of the mouse, not Inspector Gadget Also, apparently none of you had heard of Django (1966)

[@blackmage1276]

I had search up what this mouse was and lost nnn immediately

[@Hrbngr]

I think people still don't understand Hilo. Once you swap to lowest on the list, you're not guessing the opposite of the prompt, but the least common thing people entered for the prompt. It's not "attractive fictional characters" and then "unattractive fictional characters". It's "commonly thought of as attractive" and then "rarely thought of as attractive, but still attractive to someone".

[@Lucas-sk5iy]

those are the same thing though

[@Hrbngr]

@Lucas-sk5iy They're not because it's literally just about rarity. Shrek was high because it was a joke answer typed in by many, despite being an ugly character. The game is figuring out what answers have been typed in by the most and least people, that's all.

[@Lucas-sk5iy]

@@Hrbngr I mean "unattractive fictional characters" and "rarely thought of as attractive, but still attractive to someone" are essentially the same thing

[@phia7286]

They happen to be the same thing, but in general it's not. In the red flag dating category, you're going from red flags to "least red" red flags. It's not red flag to green flag. Fundamentally different ideas (which may lead to the same conclusion)

[@jerrywhetmoisture8910]

@@Lucas-sk5iy not really 100% the same thing, for example Lady Dimitrescu, she is totally very hot, but if you didn't play and/or watch anything Resident Evil related thing, you don't know who that is, I'm sure she is very rare but still down on that list

[@purpleninja102]

Im 100% sure they're surveying colleges.

[@jachl9191]

"How high is wife gonna be" followed by "am not typing it" just killed me

[@Kanonenwind]

Such slander! "Django, which doesn't even make sense" The original Django from 1966 is one of my favorite westerns of all time! The poor film doesn't deserve to be completely forgotten just because a new movie stole it's title and intro music!

[@JimiPain]

To be fair, Unchained has several tributes and hommages to the original. They even had Nero play a role

[@Kanonenwind]

@JimiPain I know, I'm playing it up a bit. But I'm still sad none of them have seen or even heard of it. Both the old and the new Django are great movies.

[@wyldenites]

I can't talk I got JobJob in the mornin

[@fartbukkake]

Iss naht funneh, I got jobjob in the mornin, its naught fooneh

[@Edellwaisblossom]

NL creating a guy to beat in the argument in his head has to be one of the best NL bits for sure

[@EDoyl]

"one word movie titles" was really "one word from a movie title" or even "movie titles, as one word"

[@rhythmicshooter318]

Me when I'm a century egg from a Chinese restaurant

[@dokonaut]

"cameras and locks" 🤣

[@jkreincarnation]

playing this game with friends, I'm glad that we can all agree that the bottom answers for hi-lo are fucking ridiculous and break logic lmfao

[@phnxsu]

I didn't know what context bettyboop was used in but that was amazing holyyy

[@GombySprangster]

Ryab being Rascal Flatts pilled is great

[@MGH375]

i love the point in naming movies where they just started naming nouns

[@bettyboopincolor6151]

. . . What's wrong with Betty Boop?

[@jerrywhetmoisture8910]

Too old school for a 2024 survey

[@8bitcrook273]

@@jerrywhetmoisture8910 Excuse me, Betty Boop is timeless

[@jerrywhetmoisture8910]

@@8bitcrook273Still too old to me, like the first character I think of being sexy are Bayonetta, Lady Dimitrescu and Jessica Rabbit. I'm not judging people find Betty hot, just not the first character come to my mind and youngsters these days.

[@unaloid]

i love yuo

[@yarution367]

@@jerrywhetmoisture8910 You can tell that list was fully normie millennial coded. the top 10 was all mcu characters and meme answers like lola bunny and lara croft.

[@H3110ification]

10:51 Me when the delicattessen owner reminds me and my friends what the name of that beautiful spread of salmon and bagels is:

[@feasible]

I can't believe he didn't guess M3GAN for the one word titles.

[@Toachung]

It's so frustrating that there's so many two word answers in there that'll probably never play that game.

[@freedomnow5]

I swear appollo's my doppleganger, both tall skinny have gastro intestinal issues. When "rubber" was guessed I was like "well now they got to get flubber" right before his interjection. I have always wondered if I would be happy if I was gay, it's good to have that answer.

[@LimabeanStudios]

You got your gayta

[@mogullll]

35:02 OLDBOY AND PARASITE MENTIONED, NL TASTE GOATED

[@GravityHurts8D]

alright, these lists are complete bullshit. Shark should NOT be 50's unless people are actively lying. Shark related injuries are so rare and for it to be the MOST recent pisses me off man

[@e-naa4118]

People do be trollin'

[@mogullll]

inspector gadget was a crazy call

[@Aceronian]

locks and their reactions to it actually made me cry laughing thanks for this one

[@kadel300]

For the one word movies, I kept screaming Seven in my head 😜

[@Megarodri]

12:57 "So submissive and stealable" him saying it made me feel things lol

[@prognerite9447]

Seeing skibidi that high was wild

[@cookiebro2845]

34:08 nl typing lordoftherings sent me

[@GreyGanado]

How is Jason X a one word title???

[@DandyCipher]

Speed is so funny for ghe top 10 reveal

[@CoolGuy-sd5un]

can't believe nobody named Crank (2006)

[@WarIsOver25]

Enelle is so great

[@austins.3362]

MF has never seen django!!!

[@ponchopi]

gummo and salo on the list wth

[@tonettalover]

Id watch 10 hours of that game

[@gmnmd]

ryan, stop trying to make fetch a thing 🙄

[@grapesoftime]

22:02 non-anime watchers be like

[@leejames929]

In reality he is 1000 years old

[@punk105]

Pillow squad

[@CoolGuy-sd5un]

Why I Jack My Box, Not My Board

[@AresomeBlueberry]

under a minute gang, let's go

[@user-db6ov7nn4x]

Gummo???

[@Halfstronaut]

Anyone else think of Shai Hulud for least attractive fictional character?

[@Lynxiro]

Do we know what their survey size is and how they survey people? It would also be pretty interesting to know the demo splits in their samples. That attractive chars had a lot more variety than I would have expected (I was expecting it to be more cishet man posting, but I was positively surprised). Did they not have a non NA andy option for their trivia games? It would be interesting to know how non NA focused their datasets are.

[@11d7jake]

Each time you play your answers get added to the data. I don't know how they got their original dataset.

[@benjaminm1919]

Just people on the newsletter or something like that. They send out those promo emails with deals and stuff, and some would have a link to a 15 question survey. In total they sent like 20 of them. So the original demo was just those who check their promo emails and decided to do them I guess.

[@jerrywhetmoisture8910]

@@benjaminm1919 that is the demo, but right now they took answers from EVERY SINGLE PLAYERS who played this game, if you answered something that is NOT on the list, that answer will be sent to the main database for the devs to add it for future game, it constantly update too so "outdated" is not a problem.

[@benjaminm1919]

demo shorthand for demographic in this case, I didn’t mean the actual demo lol.

[@jerrywhetmoisture8910]

The survey size right now are people who played/playing Survey Scramble, at the lobby of the game they will ask questions for you to answer, these answers will then send to the database for the devs to daily update their survey. Of course there are different database surver include UK, France, Germany, Spain,... with unique answers based on that region. but right now the US server seem to be the most active and global because the other servers have NOT been updated since the release of this game and most people don't know how to switch server.

[@coolboyyo654]

cruise being a bad date activity is how you know straight people said it