What if Family Feud and TypeRacer had a baby (The Jackbox Survey Scramble)

[@MrFFHN]

It took Ryan mentioning a tweet and the tweet not popping on the screen for me to realise this wasn't a librarian video

[@Nikowo1610]

52:09 I love how apollo's phone autocorrected crime to crimew there, that truly shows he's a real one

[@mathbookhero]

Hes minmaxing for his therian viewership since trying to market to women wasnt working well

[@Cats.and.sadness]

​@@mathbookhero im a therian woman Apollo viewer trying to boost all his stats

[@felix56p]

holy shit beautiful catch

[@litapd311]

jarvis, explain what this means

[@Nikowo1610]

@@litapd311 maia arson crimew (full legal name btw) is like, a whole rabbit hole filled with notable things, though perhaps it's most famous feat is when it leaked the entire nofly list and posted that on it's site together with a sprigatito plushie while saying "holy fucking bingle. what?! :3"

[@Special3375]

We're Northernlion guys, of course we thought this was a librarian video

[@EpicDiscovery]

Was literally mad when the tweet he mentioned in the first 60 seconds didn't have context for me..... 😂

[@WSWC_]

I'm probably the last mf not subbed. Have nothing against the (probably) married man, but I live for the moments in-between the bits as much as the bits themselves. Well.. I live to make people smile predominantly by cleaning windows but you get what I'm puttin down.

[@kadirbeneathmomoteh854]

Sounds like you're librarian guys, not Northernlion guys? Some of us just watch NL

[@Dawreckk]

​@@kadirbeneathmomoteh854cool

[@johnny8183]

I’m NL maxing

[@quickshot305]

3:15 chiblee as a kid, pissing on the underneath of the toilet lid and watching it drip down onto the floor: i would make a really good therapist

[@handoverthestromboli6715]

ducksmoke

[@Mattark]

On the irrational fears, one of the answers Chiblee typed was "tshirttootight" hahaha

[@biscottone3373]

He is such a gem

[@cyanite15]

This is definitively the most invested I've been in a jackbox pack, I really enjoy this type of games.

[@ethanwalters3445]

13:50 truly an all time jackbox moment

[@spiffywoahitsspiffy]

the other three game modes are pretty good but SQUARES is fucking insane, man. it's just the right amount of competitive while still being so stupid to think about.

[@oh_gosh]

Would absolutely watch 2 hours of squares.

[@dsi24]

Can't believe the same people who made the naughty pack released this banger like a month later.

[@FranXiT]

The new faking it is great idk man

[@Gorbgorbenson]

They put all the work into this.

[@meursaulty6672]

This is the best jackbox in a long time, UI is simple but effective and the game is fair and fun. Nearly infinitely replayable too.

[@uwu-cd7cn]

Lawyer is not a word?! The word: laywer True crime right here

[@Thor8151990]

Laywer*

[@maxkcool4102]

Do they address it? It’s gonna drive me crazy if they never mention it

[@LowkeyMMD]

When the game started chanting "Cheese, cheese, cheese!" I thought I lost my mind for a second there

[@destroyerheekoo]

how did know one guess "cook" when they said "were cooked" actually like 20x during the game and also guessed cookie

[@slothbro2740]

apollo just didnt read the grocery store prompt "in one word..whats something you always grab at the grocery store?"

[@hfun101]

I legit love this. Seems like an amazing jackbox game

[@TheUltimateShade667]

34:58 Justin getting everything wrong because it specifically said single word answers.

[@ScarletKomi]

6:10 r/teachers, arrest this man!

[@danielhenington9476]

this game seems like it fucking rules

[@XanderGaming]

We need to see more of this, I'm gooning

[@Jadesmorot]

This new jackbox game is banger, it’s like guesspionage with a bigger data pool and more oomph!

[@Tw0shedz08]

10:16 Boom and Doom being right next to each other 😂

[@bearfangmedia]

LETTUCE LETTUCE LETTUCE

[@Kisoithe]

"im sick and twisted and evil and fucked up as a being; dont trust me" goes incredibly hard 15:50

[@NotLegato]

lol it's like they know five verbs collectively in the paddle game.

[@gummyb426]

It's hard to think of new verbs while playing lol

[@joehemmann1156]

NL arguing you buy a years worth of rice at a time after his rant about wanting to buy less spice is classic

[@ginemginem]

No it's not. It makes sense. Rice keeps, you need a decent ammount per serving, and you will go trough it in that time. Spice is forever.

[@joehemmann1156]

@@ginemginem rice keeps, so keep a bunch on hand. But spice is forever, so keep a minimal amount?

[@remmingitis]

​@@joehemmann1156 The purpose of buying in bulk is that you need a lot of something very often, and being able to buy in bulk makes it cheaper and more conveniently accessible - rice ticks all these boxes. SOME spices I use literally like, once every five years. If I had to choose between spending 8 dollars on a little bottle of, like, "cream of tartar" or some shit, versus being able to get individual pinches of it for 50 cents a pinch, I would save money over lifetime and it wouldn't sit cluttering up my spice cabinet.

[@joehemmann1156]

@@remmingitis lol, "cluttering up my spice cabinet". They have like no storage footprint. You can buy wall mounted racks and have a Cheesecake Factory level spice selection that takes up no room and looks cool. Is it a problem to have the option? Of course not. But spending literally any mental energy on the "problem" of being forced to buy too much spice is objectively hilarious.

[@remmingitis]

@@joehemmann1156 Yeah I hear that, the spatial issue is very very minor lol- for me the annoyance is more about the cost. Sucks a bit to want to cook a recipe and have to spend like $5+ on a niche spice I'll rarely want to use again! And even if I do, odds are the "buy a pinch" mode would still probably be cheaper in the long run. (Obvi this is isn't as true for stuff like garlic powder, which IS very multipurpose and also quite cheap, and I absolutely do buy bulk)

[@quiteadept]

56:57 me when you ask me what my favorite game is but I'm 4 years old

[@UseZapCannon]

4:14 Chiblee does a spot-on impression of Sheen from Jimmy Neutron

[@leejames929]

The contrast in quality between this and the naughty pack is crazy is very funny

[@Nowolf]

the grocery list wasn't psychotic, it just includes people that don't cook

[@kralevic3297]

Not cooking at all is psychotic.

[@zjl0017]

22:15 so clutch

[@renegadeprism42]

Man the ui of the game is silky smooth

[@ah.1190]

5:55 same there bud, my parents were thrilled see me have such life ambitions at a young age lol

[@nothda2211]

only an NL video could have me yelling "SUGAR OR WATER!" at the screen

[@jkreincarnation]

2 mins in, he was so confident in his answer and he chose Doctor. I am crying my ass off edit lmfao he thought it was asking something else

[@kokorikopi]

"Speed is impossible on phone" says man with absolutely zero ability to solve this dilemma

[@BaconHat]

?

[@mango2450]

Is there anything more classic than NL guessing the number 2 answer when asked to name the worst answer

[@EDoyl]

very VERY funny to look at the made-up double-O words they're trying in the bottom right. A lot of them are derivatives of words that are on the list, but you also get gems like soop, woon, and plooter

[@gmnmd]

huuuuuge fan of this one

[@lexistential]

ryan going down with the mobile andy ship for absolutely no reason and complaining about it the whole time is extremely on brand

[@Phickic]

Goated game

[@VivBrodock]

Squares was cooking so much

[@lostwithoutthewalkingdead9888]

The entire irrational fears segment had me continuously pausing to laugh

[@Notester82]

Squares in this game goes kinda crazy: Tic-tac-toe but you can steal and lock spaces!

[@sugarkrisp5199]

We're guys of course we are

[@905LilO]

We're Descartes guys, of course we are

[@CountFab]

​@@905LilOCogitobros, we're so back

[@WSWC_]

Only if we think. AMIRATE?!

[@jumpgecko]

Well we know that Apollo is scared of crowds saying cheese 😭

[@musoumiko4730]

This is the new wheel

[@danielwinkler2891]

Square game might be GOTY

[@Eggtismo]

6:06 I wanted to be an accountant because it was one of the highest paying jobs in The Game of Life

[@wolfpact2790]

book

[@brown_note4710]

I like watching the tic tac toe one the most

[@dawsonescott8428]

the squares song is a banger and a half

[@daglemj]

Laywer

[@Michael-kp4bd]

How many freaking times did everyone say “I’m cooked” or “im cooking” without guessing those words or just “cook” 😂

[@SapkaliAkif]

36:00 BASED

[@VultureClone]

I buy rice way more than milk and bread. Which makes sense because I don't drink/use milk or eat bread.

[@sunkentrain7238]

The first and third games were the best

[@Jabberwocky415]

Second game is pretty good too.

[@CoolGuy-sd5un]

I really lost it at them not getting book

[@KveruLars]

Great game, holy shit

[@zachk05]

"Bartender's REALLY good" ahaha... yeah...

[@NoobsaurPlays]

As someone who goes grocery shopping once a month rice is something I buy every time I go to the store. But I see how someone who goes every week would think rice being a must have is insane. I was loosing my mind on that round until I realized I’m the weird one because I only go once a month…

[@ahhhhyes]

As a European not going at least once a week is absolutely insane

[@Felnoodle1]

@@ahhhhyes I don't understand how you can live without going at least twice a week. Once a month is fucking insane

[@NoobsaurPlays]

@@Felnoodle1 I’m a teacher, I get paid once a month. Easier to buy it all at once and know I have the money then bet on not having some kind of emergency come up and run out of money and groceries

[@krd24551]

How did no one in the entire call mention that Apollo mispelled "lawyer"? Lmao

[@mumu21241]

Games kinda cooking

[@MisterInflamo]

32:03 classic

[@litapd311]

and it has the iconic chiblee "WHAT"

[@austinfletchermusic]

NOBODY GOT CARTOON?!

[@quinnman89]

Just played this with friends and they barely wanted to play a second time

[@TakuThe71st]

Thats insane cause this shits one of the best jackbox games imo

[@AllieTellsJokes]

When you accidentally pull out the smart fella game with the fart smella friend group 😢

[@wyldenites]

Possible Worst Lower Back tattoo: Child Birth Date and Time

[@Im_Jaeger]

I was either thinking grandma or dad

[@PossiblePasts]

18:00 laywer ???

[@joeykoch5664]

Boob at one and Book not being guessed 😂

[@JustinWillhoit]

I was waiting for them to do president. I thought it would be 2

[@connordelaney6254]

How often are these guys buying rice? I get one big bag maybe once a year lmao

[@connordelaney6254]

Ok they addressed it immediately after, Apollo is insane

[@Cats.and.sadness]

I think I go to the wrong grocery stores they don't sell big bags of rice where I go D: (a lot of Texans buy smaller things of rice I think,,, idk why but most Texans I know get smaller boxes)

[@connordelaney6254]

@@Cats.and.sadness We're Costco guys

[@LovelySoftSnow]

family fued if it was good

[@mcgoo721]

It's crazy how out of touch with reality most of the people he plays with are

[@DustyLizard85]

Cult of the Lamb ass music

[@sol_in.victus]

The tic tac toe kind of sucks how you can just keep going until you get one IMO but this game looks really fun

[@ex7ase]

🥚

[@SchmavidSchmobb]

chiblee is not a smart guy

[@d0gowner]

me trying to get the most popular person but BIDEN was already used 😢😢

[@gabrile23]

The Hi lo game looks like fun but but phone users are at a huge disadvantage. Apollo was killing it on the fears list.

[@bluemistary]

Why choose literally right before a stream to start installing a bunch of Steam games? Or why not separate the audio?

[@austinbrown5964]

laywer

[@maxkcool4102]

Laywer