They Thought Humans Were Trapped On Earth Until We Launched A Thousand Ships | Best HFY Stories

[@009dracko]

Human: "We have two saying. One, to the victor, go the spoils. Second, history is written by the victorious."

[@ZombiePumps]

Estimated 90% of a concurred cultures history is lost to time, that was in a documentary.

[@Saanonymous80]

3rd saying "It's not a war crime, the first time"

[@RunToEternity]

Sag, "Hey Rocin, I just found this sticky note on the floor. Must've fallen off." Rocin, "Well, what's it say?" Sag, "If the humans do happen to spot you, just say "Hi"." Rocin, "Again I say, Worst, Scout, Ever!"

[@deddydwisutanto1077]

16:10 "sometimes i wonder what kind of scout you are, sag" , the kind that misses sewer duty by 1 demerit

[@shadowtheme96]

The moment I hear "great contest replacing galactic war", yeap its the sequel to that space sloth/crab engineer scientist that made the dinos.

[@Medievall2008core]

Human nationalism always hits hard

[@czar6203]

Nationalism always hits hard. Especially in large number.

[@rashanmcrae9166]

Oh shoot is this a continuation of the aliens try to make the perfect society with the group that change physical forms

[@donniejo8888]

your vocal Range....its impressive.

[@Atou_Mahogany]

Hey Starbound HFY, you can AT LEAST put a link in the description for the previous episode when you have a direct sequel like this.

[@JesusKreist]

29:26 Rocins information dive was not deep enough. There are hundreds of books, movies and games that in some form or another have "alien first contact" as a subject. In almost all of those media the aliens in question use "we come in peace" as the first message. Spoiler: They rarely do. Meaning if Sag had translated it before transmitting he and Rocin would not have made it to activating their FTL. Sags incompetence has saved his rubbery hind section.

[@michaellinnet6095]

Approach slowly and cautiously and transmit friendly greetings on all frequencies when you visit Earth. We're a paranoid and trigger happy species known for shooting first and asking questions later.😏

[@WillRennar]

Welcome to Earth. _Now get lost._

[@YeezeQ.]

LETS GO PART 2

[@billywillhite7682]

This was pretty good

[@unitedstatesofamerica156]

The oatmeal in Korean food is lavender felt

[@rayWH40k]

There better be a part 2 for this

[@ConspicuousAxolotl]

This is probobly a part two.

[@rayWH40k]

@ConspicuousAxolotl really

[@spiral83]

😂😂😂😂 Worst.scout.ever!

[@ZombiePumps]

The ones that shot at the human ship was the worst. 😂

[@rossphillips7843]

Hello from Alabama

[@ZombiePumps]

Go Dawgs 😂

[@andrewmallory8170]

Aaarrggg ye scurvy pirate voice! A

[@Mariozehner]

Bring the woman back?

[@corseeis482]

Part 2 please