They Upgraded The Strongest Unit? - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)

[@joshmings4419]

I love how he treats his Soldiers either like Shit or like Family. He jokes when they die, but he praised them with great pride when they win.

[@gearnutanimations1988]

The fact that Cap sent Mono AND Six to fight lady liberty just gives me the worst kind of emotional PTSD, but it’s also hilarious how mini Mono just charges into battle with a hammer.

[@persontheguyman223]

Reading that sounds really weird

[@REEEEEEEEHEHEHEHHEEEE]

It's because mono in little nightmares 2 fights killer hands in a mental asylum with a hammer

[@REEEEEEEEHEHEHEHHEEEE]

It sounds weird but it's true in little nightmares 2

[@IcyFrostG]

no

[@A_Man_The_Man]

Smol vs Huge

[@goodet8279]

That guy down there with satan whispering some tips be like “ fight on two fronts and don’t dig in for winter we will be fine”

[@lordfrieza4901]

"I'm sure there's an Austrian painter hanging out with my boss right now" I'm dead 🤣

[@toyotacorollamerchant]

And there also should be a Georgian man with a thick moustache who loved red, hammers and sickles down there.

[@marleenaahmadrapiee1617]

Hi “dead”, I’m Marleena Ahmad Rapiee.

[@lilykmit3854]

@@toyotacorollamerchant I'm guessing the joke is that their the same person but im bad at picking up jokes so i need confirmation

[@Mr_Human97]

​@@lilykmit3854They're Not The Same Person.

[@NKVD.Officer]

@@toyotacorollamerchant that mana saint not a sinner, for he could cook a very nice dinner

[@swagpharius_swolemegon]

“If I wanted advice from that time, I’m sure there’s an Austrian painter with my boss right now” -captainsause, 2021, WWII Germany’s strategy

[@danieljramos2188]

*from

[@agooddemoman8603]

another heavy is dead fan i see there can only be one so I DID IT LIKE THIS

[@swagpharius_swolemegon]

@@agooddemoman8603 I actually changed it because I found someone named heavy is ded

[@agooddemoman8603]

@@swagpharius_swolemegon oof wanna start a thread?

[@swagpharius_swolemegon]

@@agooddemoman8603 sure

[@damianneeley5121]

Day 44 of telling sauce samari giant can deflect ballista arrow and tank shots

[@frickyou8050]

Dang I didn’t know that

[@duckfromfortnite]

@@frickyou8050 neither did I

[@christopherriley2406]

@@duckfromfortnite neither did I

[@iforgotoputausername]

@@christopherriley2406 neither did i

[@superpixelgamer6275]

@@iforgotoputausername neither did I

[@janmike9146]

"How hard it is to burn a farmer to death" -Captainsauce 2021

[@SirToaster9330]

Impossible

[@justaorangewithapeel7986]

I had to try this for myself and farmers are very Flammable

[@chrissyharris2910]

I tell ya were hard to kill

[@SamsungS23Ultr]

@@justaorangewithapeel7986 Get rid of your peel baby. Then we'll talk 😉

[@The_Serious_Chicken]

@@SamsungS23Ultr, what if they don’t want to talk to you?

[@officerdeath2195]

this looks like the chronomancer had a lengthy battle on mustafar and needed an upgrade after suffering a terrible defeat

[@stormberry99]

The wings are for portable high ground

[@teresaleite2892]

Don’t try it anakin!

[@teresaleite2892]

@Edward Sturgeon (cuts you in half) I loved you! You where my brother

[@officerdeath2195]

@Horrificity Studios no?

[@officerdeath2195]

@Horrificity Studios WHAT. it’s the planet anakin skywalker got chopped up on when he fought obi wan in star wars

[@liamnesty66]

DO NOT DISRESPECT THE DEATH BRINGER, he is extremely fast and strong, which makes cutting down opponents with his hellfire imbued blades all the more easy.

[@MLH_1231]

100%. So many people seem to have underestimated him at first because he has no really flashy abilities, but his speed and dmg allows him to just cut down most units

[@marcatissimo3418]

he can die to birds

[@psticide]

His blades aren't imbued with helfire (its spelt with 1 l) they're imbued with primordial fire. Helfire is blue while primordial fire is pink

[@TheDarkPeasant]

he also has a projectile dodge with a very short cooldown. The only thing it can't dodge is wild west bullets (he can dodge muskets, but not super consistently)

[@frostyvoid827]

As was already said about it, it’s not flashy but it gets the job done

[@CJ_1406]

Cap: *plays TABS* Mods: I'm about to ruin this man's whole career.

[@ajaxdishbarx54]

🤣🤣🤣

[@gamagames4311]

Satan: *exists* Some rock and stick: “I’m about to end this mans whole career”

[@forgous]

Sadly, tes

[@martinegornail8089]

The only way to destroy Satan is God and no one else but prayers

[@iamssmrt5298]

@@forgous tes

[@sirlambchops.]

@@iamssmrt5298 to

[@rubylucas6925]

@@martinegornail8089 the doom slayer could kill satan with a rock

[@skor514]

Fighting with hell’s army Cap: Well, I’ll be dammed

[@januscircus1287]

Ha lol

[@SK7Raven]

The best part of my day is being able to laugh at TABS

[@Couldthisbenova]

True

[@burger8344]

True

[@racewraith2899]

Yeah

[@owenzh7294]

True

[@forthemysterians7630]

The best part is when Sauce says something like "guess what the idiot is going to do" and immediately knows that someone is going to make a smart a** comment and says "not me"

[@wu2166]

“In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was the butt of a Tomato sauce themed KZbinr who was reluctant to fight an upgraded Chronomancer, and that meant comfort” ~Me I guess

[@ZombieXc13]

That hobbit packed their bags and entered into his bottoms, that must be a hella small hobbit.

[@willmenard15]

Here's a cool thing that might help with campaigns, in the settings menue there is an option to add health bars above every unit that can also be changed in size so its smaller and larger.

[@webkarma9654]

Probably my favorite episode of TABS so far in the ENTIRE series

[@Jeesepinkman]

Same epic

[@isdisgudnam]

Eh. It's up there but not quite number 1 for me.

[@momstealer1123]

Wait where did he get the new chronomancer

[@isdisgudnam]

@@momstealer1123 it's a mod

[@minemagicplayz]

@@isdisgudnam Incorrect, you have to look at the secret door in the special map and the Halloween map.

[@ebmarsh2_141]

I was literally already watching a TABS video and then this popped up.

[@Von_Karma]

Was it a CaptainSauce one?

[@kingocheeto8404]

If you watch tabs videos your more likely to get recommended them.

[@ebmarsh2_141]

@@Von_Karma of course I would never betray my master

[@thatchillasian8924]

“He’s not very flashy” -Cap describing a unit with bright glowing claws

[@nobody08088]

he doesnt have any special abilities that seperate him too much from your average squire

[@Dakka-do4cu]

@@nobody08088 s p e e d

[@mytheonix6503]

the glow sticks deal splash damage I think and gives a lil dash to it as well

[@oldsport8838]

So my drunk mother

[@1971taks]

He neve dies si he never uses his explode after death attack

[@SirToaster9330]

When you go in a full win streak that you feel uncomfortable: Sauce *Suffering from Success*

[@giroofman1141]

task failed unsuccessfully

[@dybo3793]

6:21 CaptainSauce: *always says that the potioneer is useless* Also CaptainSauce: *worries about his strategy losing because of potioneers*

[@owenhenry3483]

Damn, they roasted his mullet so much he got a haircut.

[@samremson7189]

I knew he got a haircut

[@timhill7985]

Now he kinda looks like blumpkin

[@jessesmith6824]

Well atleast I can get the anime treatment.

[@jonpacada43]

Unus annus UNUS ANNUS

[@martinegornail8089]

Yea

[@potatosmashed3087]

I rather not

[@foxykiller11o91]

@@jonpacada43 i don't know were you got that name but your messing with the wrong people

[@jessesmith6824]

@@jonpacada43 yes

[@critsowo]

He may be underrated, but we all laugh at his smart/dumb quotes and his series of TABS

[@eclipsewaves]

Agreed. How tf he only have 2.17M subscribers? He should have more than that compared to stupid channels that do stupid challenge.

[@hydracobaron9013]

"This is the closest you can get to actual God in tabs" Super Peasant and Dark Peasant: "Did you say something?"

[@ebinmarshall753]

Zeus: am i a joke to you

[@jrcspiderman2003]

@@ebinmarshall753 yes yes you are because it destroyed 10 of you and 10 Thor's at the same time

[@the-Jubi-no-okami]

@@jrcspiderman2003 turn some time to understand thats funny XD

[@jasonz.7311]

Let's be real chronomancer with spam can permanently lock down Super Peasant, like Cupid spam. Not sure about Dark Peasant's hands though

[@YourMotherInLaw]

@@jasonz.7311 Hands dont block Chrono magic they just when your in range you get frozen it doesnt fly through the air it just applies in 0 seconds

[@stillapieceofgarbage1407]

Cavemen: ahh what a nice day *dude with glowstick blades appears* Cavemen: *cOnFuSeD uNgA bUnGa*

[@tejotuha]

i havent watched you in a while, and you used to be my comfort youtuber. im so glad you havent changed

[@apolloknight9521]

“I would rather have a hobbit crawl up inside my butt and build a home than fight this thing!” - CaptainSauce 2021

[@bananabananathebananakingh9634]

It’s not what he said but it’s selling now You hiring?

[@Emthefrog04]

And build a home you forgot about that part!

[@Shadowical]

legit copied

[@Emthefrog04]

Shadow Apollo Knight didn’t copy someone else

[@Definitely_Not_an_Alien]

Captainsauce: This is the closest thing we're gonna get to an actual god in tabs! Dark Peasant: Are you challenging me?

[@zackthesnowneko3457]

Never thought i’d click faster then flash’s camera man could run just over a tabs video

[@youmissedthejokebruh6967]

Ok

[@lestrokrembe8045]

Good comment

[@spitrcraft9779]

Yes.

[@catscentral]

The flash is the best

[@spitrcraft9779]

@@catscentral nah fam the camera man can keep up with all the fastest villans AND the flash

[@connormcmullen3226]

9:00 you can see the big void cultist lay on the harvesters

[@1squijano]

“Your so much more opposing and intimidating and- that was a home run 😂” -Captainsauce 2021

[@Takanashi_Shiki]

I like how the strongest unit just dies to a stone axe

[@evil5577]

HIS GREATEST WEAKNESS XD

[@Von_Karma]

Would that make it the strongest unit then?

[@spoon8994]

The lighting one is not the strongest. He have good attack but he cant take much damage so he a unit that should be protected while doing load of damage

[@undertalegamer8571]

@@Von_Karma the stone axe is the best unit not the unit with the axe

[@IShitFreshRazorBlades]

dark peasant and super peasant: am I a joke to you?

[@theemperorcat9832]

Captain Sauce: THIS IS THE STRONGEST UNIT IN TABS! Dark Peasant and Super Peasant: *Are we a joke too you FILTHY MORTAL?*

[@countryikitchen7223]

I agree what have I seen the title I thought they upgraded the dog present I might know they couldn't have and then I seen the the little God of tabs oh I forgot about that guy

[@huang111]

Well full auto Santa is literally stronger than his computer

[@SirToaster9330]

Useable units I think

[@KCGREENY]

He said tjis is the strongest unit in this faction not in the entire game so yeaah

[@theemperorcat9832]

@@KCGREENY but he did say in the game last tabs video SO YEEEEEEEAAA Let's start an argument AHAHAHAHA >::)))))

[@geraldballinger6428]

someone needs to make a power ranger using the chronomancers transformation

[@REEEEEEEEHEHEHEHHEEEE]

If I could use the chronomancers transformation I'd use it for my units

[@thecreator3752]

Captain Sauce the Shadow Walkers attack the Farthest unit from them. You must specifically put them far away from your target.

[@wyvurn11977]

I mean the Chronomancer kinda needs a buff

[@thecactuskingussr6765]

i'm scared of what that upgraded chronomancer will turn into next episode.

[@Jermain-cz4bh]

upgraded void monarch

[@scp-049-f]

Soon Clone Drone In The Danger Zone is going to get chapter 5 added, sooooo, ya think you could return eventually?

[@thatoneguy3034]

We should start a campaign to get more clone drone in the danger zone

[@thatoneguy3034]

Once chapter 5 comes out

[@anotherwilliam9199]

I hope he plays it

[@Kingofman-zc5bn]

Just replying so he’s more likely to see this

[@wizardmanboi874]

Yes! Great idea!

[@shrub4203]

Captain: how do you do in hand to hand combat Tempest lich: no ,just no

[@joshblain485]

captain sauce "I would rather have a hobbit climb up inside me and make a home" me " why do I feel like that's someones fetish

[@midnightexe7248]

the shadow walkers most of the time teleport to the unit thats furthest away from them, that's how the ability works which is why they teleported to the other side of the enemy units

[@eddykidplayzyt]

Day 63 of telling captain sauce that he’s cool and epic and the best

[@superduck9954]

6 more days

[@GOOBERGUY346]

@@superduck9954 nah he needs to play UEBS one last time then he’ll be the best

[@ReVocals]

Man he deserves to be told it

[@luigikart4653]

Day 20 for me

[@timhill7985]

1,00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000th day it feels like

[@albatrossmania3219]

I just realized the caveman shield thing has a human skull on its head not an animal

[@Meep1231]

lol

[@ultomo6987]

“This thing might be the closest thing we can get to a god” It is time to bring out the god killer

[@thegameroha]

For the statue of Liberty they should have done canon balls because the Statue of liberty's base used to have cannons on all sides.

[@kawaiiwitch4975]

Hey, Cap. I don't know if you will see this, but I thought I should tell you that watching you play TABS is my happy place. When I'm sad and/or feel like a failure watching these videos cheers me up. Thank you so much, I love your videos so much (and not just TABS, it's just my favorite) and I hope you don't stop doing what you do Again I don't think you will see this but I just wanted to try to tell you this. I might try to tell you on Twitter though just in case

[@kawaiiwitch4975]

Also I'm like Amai Niji or sweet rainbow or something like that on Twitter

[@kawaiiwitch4975]

I also was running low on characters in that post

[@Call_Me_Troy]

I clicked here faster than james charles can say hey sisters

[@jacksoncallanan1984]

Dude don’t remind me he exist

[@toaster1443]

That’s fast

[@therealdirtydan6794]

U mean hey kiddos

[@jentoniosjozefuck2930]

@@jacksoncallanan1984 you don't like i am curious what exactly do you hate about him

[@Mr.Up_In_The_Trunk]

Our pics look alike

[@TheTransTankie]

Just finished the previous TABS vid and clicked on this like a Netflix series

[@doctorcarrotsthethirdofwha2552]

Awesome

[@TheTransTankie]

@@doctorcarrotsthethirdofwha2552 Well that means a lot coming from the well renowned Dr. Carrots

[@llamalord6559]

@@TheTransTankie can't wait for season 2 of kill it with fire lol

[@jakesilvas2139]

KRO

[@TheTransTankie]

@@llamalord6559 Ah yes I can see it now, A second season followed by a spinoff with The Shire, then a Box office topping movie of the year. It’s all coming together kid

[@followerofannus1610]

I *NEED* to see a hellish chronomancer, someone make it

[@eyelander]

I would but i can't play tabs My PC is potato af

[@nikzubyk6396]

What do you mean the death bringer isn’t flashy, it literally wields two sharpened glow sticks

[@ralseifluff4304]

Did you ever tried using those balconies on renaissance map? It's fun to put random weak units on one of the two bigger balconies,take control of one of them,put bunch of enemies on the battlefield,and wait for those enemies to slowly come to you and completely destroy you

[@Blazing_A]

Now watch someone make the upgraded cronomancer into an op demon.

[@REEEEEEEEHEHEHEHHEEEE]

I already done it with corrupt chronomancer 2.0

[@REEEEEEEEHEHEHEHHEEEE]

Done it a few weeks before this vid

[@lawrencestanley4514]

Is it just me who wants to see him collab with other you tubers like him just to cause grief

[@superpixelgamer6275]

Same

[@webkarma9654]

When God says "I should Buff my strongest army unit"

[@anonguy772]

Watch it massively backfire because it fell from Heaven Lucifer 2.0 here we go

[@TheBlueOctoling]

Sauce: the death bringer is crap. Death bringer: and I took that personally.

[@cholesterolhuman208]

This was posted 2 hours ago, glad to know he’s still alive

[@thatoneguy1397]

He said 5 days ago

[@JohnDavidAmor]

He said 6 days ago

[@inside9787]

He said 7 days ago

[@gamingdoctor8533]

2 MONTHS AGO

[@michaelarias3310]

3 MONTHS AGO

[@Von_Karma]

My question is, how is THAT the strongest unit in the game. Like seriously, come on, you yourself said its useless sometimes

[@WilliamPertzer]

It did kinda suck after that first burst after the transformation

[@Von_Karma]

@@WilliamPertzer Right? I thought it was kinda ironic

[@theldrakis]

cap: "cannon riding a raptor?" me: is it cannon?

[@adamant06]

Here’s a fun fact for people: Which is stronger? Dark Peasant? Or Super Peasant? Previously it was the Dark Peasant, but if you put them in a 1v1 the Super Peasant absolutely buries the Dark Peasant.

[@kirbyalcedo5931]

10th day of commenting The rumble from aot Eren: ice giant (at the front just one of it) Titans:tree giants (a lot of them behind eren)

[@Quiksilvers]

24:25 I like how sauce didn't notice that he placed 69k worth of Cronomancers

[@thepinkwizard_]

Nice

[@yourfriendpedro5758]

“Strongest unit” Dark peasant: allow me to introduce myself

[@dracosicarius3090]

Super peasant: "really dark peasant you think your the strongest I'm stronger than you."

[@yourfriendpedro5758]

@@dracosicarius3090 actually he isnt everytime they fight its a 50% chance super peasant wins 50% chance dark peasant wins

[@1971taks]

No it takes 5 dark peasants to kill 1 super peasant

[@mpz952]

*_Could we have a moment of silence to the strongest unit who died to a stone axe_*

[@GermelDaGreat]

When that thing fell from heaven it turned the milky way galaxy into hell and literally killed Satan

[@DidiTheCoolio]

“he doesnt look very flashy” CaptainSauce describing a unit eith glowing white claws

[@momnhumble3]

Did you get here before me I literally just click

[@SuperChez100.]

CaptainSauce’s humour is like none other he is one of the funniest KZbinrs I have ever watched and he has had a genuine positive impact on my life and without him I wouldn’t have found some of my favourite games and so much else and for that I am forever grateful

[@MLH_1231]

Late reply but agreed 100%. So many youtubers I've seen are either just loud and screaming 24/7 or pre-script their jokes. Cap is just so good at improvising on the spot, and I've never seen another youtuber as naturally funny and witty as him

[@gooseman1175]

CaptainSauce:Wich is better raptor cannon or cannon cannon? Me:Bomb cannon

[@noahhaworth8435]

As the gods will: One chronomancer vs one evil monarch

[@Mrgalaxygacha]

A potion is a mix of ingredients causing a effect or in that case beer that goes through the skin

[@marjponce-lamug725]

" That's a homerun ". - captainsauce 2022

[@superskygames6650]

Your laugh is contagious sometimes I have to pause the video so I don't pass out.

[@MiguelTenoso]

Sauce the shadow walker only targets the unit farthest from it so you can't make them go into the middle of a group unless the units in the middle are the farthest from the shadow walkers.

[@chaos5550]

*when the new god falls* captinesauce: *thinks About the devil* me: and at that moment he knew he fucked up

[@blueuno9737]

17:33 that's a definition of literal cannon fodder

[@chandragupta946]

Scarecrow is the literal description of “Boss when you fight him vs Boss when you unlock him as a character”

[@Xcleonidez]

8:20: you accidentally summoned a giant

[@JOYBOYTHESUNGODNIKA]

Void cultists bring enemies together to be struck by tempest lich

[@kianmorrill8114]

Now seeing the lord of the underworld price, I think the reaper is going to need a upgrade

[@murasakiten]

Captain Sauce: _Talks about Zeus' lightning being useless against the Time God_ Me: *YOU COULD SAY HE IS, ZEUS-LESS*

[@elijahschulz3252]

"HELL FIRE" A washer in the back surrounded by five cheerleaders. 2 groups of 10 halflings in the front. This request is different, You control of the watcher and make a team that can beat you. I have tried, it's vary hard.

[@Nikokingslayer]

Captain sauce: upset because he can’t use the void monarch Also him half the episode : doesn’t use the void monarch

[@irenesanzparrilla6357]

you sould use the inferno whip more often

[@Master_E444]

Next time we need to see a super powerful Fallen Angel as a follow up. He'll freeze everyone on the map and pull a Jojo and kill them all before they've even realized. Or perhaps he'll summon hordes of demons like the present elf

[@pyro_shark]

for anyone who got confuzed when he said "big french statue" is because the statue of liberity was a gift from france and also its made of copper its just oxidized so it should be orangey brown

[@puroandthegang8788]

i just love how captainsauce just says stupid things to make us happy

[@salteddawgg9430]

Yes, us Americans turned the Statue of Liberty into a giant mecha robot with missiles and the works, the very sight of this will turn the most holy of holy men to tears with its glory

[@J_Does_Things]

Captain sauce is just too funny when he has a unit flying he'll just stare at his roof 🤣

[@noisepuppet]

"Hell is not all it's cracked up to be." --CaptainSauce, 2021

[@crazedrabbyt221]

14:14 Cultist mace:tink noise Kings broadsword:BADOOM!

[@soupofficial726]

While you were using the statue of liberty, it put fear into one of the tanks when you decided the military should try to take the 5 liberty statues down.

[@skylerlightning4620]

I just made most ridiculous faction in game it called “Tiny Faction” I give one guess to figure what theme of this one.

[@peytonmiller-sz4hh]

Love how captain sauce refuses to acknowledge the death bringer’s existence

[@Randomperson1607]

Does he know the ‘light tentacles’ don’t do anything😂

[@Kakarot_6921]

For example: Mecha-Angel and Demon-King vs. One of every other unit in tabs, excluding legacy and secret units of course

[@aadimehta9967]

14:13. I love how that last guy just gave the king a little smack in the ass before he died

[@krakencalloway3183]

The death bringer is a tactical unit, it does a lot of damage, it is fast, and is tough. It might not be flashy, but that doesn't make it bad

[@Jack_Zandara]

This dude doesn't even know that the statue of liberty doubles as a megazord

[@iggy8182]

Hay cap don't call us idiot's call us mentality unstable lunatics

[@walterscogginsakathesilver6246]

Success feels unnatural best quote of the day. Captain

[@not_the_useless_cake856]

Thanks for using my mono and six i through together in about 15 minutes, i greatly appreciate it,