The Gatling Tank Should Have Never Been Made - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)

People keep making the craziest custom units and I can't help but try to beat them on the battlefield.
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[@deltalord6969]

Out of all the episodes i didnt expect this one to be the one where he figures out the shogun got a new ability

[@InnovativeSparks]

@Christian Broszeit which episode

[@benszyndel7535]

@@InnovativeSparks it was a custom unit with the ability and he had no idea where it came from

[@spacetacos7574]

Cant wait till he sees that the samurai giant deflects artillery

[@yeetbeam2273]

@@spacetacos7574 Just tested this. Holy crap it stops tank rounds and sends them back

[@spacetacos7574]

@@yeetbeam2273 as well as hwachas and ballistas

[@SamiTheAnxiousBean]

"There are three constants of life, Death Taxes and the Hwacha being a better unit when you fight against it then with it" well same can be said for pretty much any tabs unit but thats a quote to live by

[@failguyonyt2298]

lol

[@apexabyssal]

said by buddha as well, the NON-god. (im a buddhist, and buddha is not a god)

[@jibrankhmous9586]

Captainsauce: they can’t jump. Minotaur dose a god dame back flip. Captainsauce: I guess they can.

[@nicholas7743]

Did you have a stroke when you wrote this lmao

[@thegreatknowing]

@@nicholas7743 lmao

[@Helopsk]

Why did u not do this Minotour:

[@emmalion1976]

@@Helopsk lol Minotour is the new monke

[@ZeroOne01-c891]

“Dose” 💀

[@SamiTheAnxiousBean]

"They can't jump can't they?" *Literally leaps as he says that

[@Explodinghairypotatocat]

Can you timestamp it

[@tugboattheflatgamer2246]

@@Explodinghairypotatocat 2:35

[@Insaneinkling1]

The story of caps life

[@catherinetaylor7238]

They charged up

[@martinegornail8089]

Bruh

[@Purple84923]

Captainsauce Is literally the living embodiement of a being who is too Dangerously funny.

[@SephirothRyu]

I think you mispelled Dangerously Funny.

[@Carl_Wheezer.]

@@SephirothRyu both

[@gclanassistant2778]

I was watching something boring and cap makes it better

[@pal.7335]

@@gclanassistant2778 Same, I’ll couldn’t find anything good to watch then I remember capt has the best content.

[@i1DERProductions]

All Hail Canadia!!!

[@IsfetSolaris]

Some ability clarification: the hammer shuts down abilities like ice arena, it's a silence not stun. The shadow walker deals 10x damage on its firs attack after its teleport. The death bringer has life steal and a 1 shot attack every 15 attacks. The chronomancer deals next to no damage, its best for locking down 1 big unit or killing low health ads. The demon form has a dodge/teleport that makes explosions and spikes at its position of exit and return. The celestial aegis's bubble pops after 5 shots within 3 seconds, and is best against something like a musket.

[@Fluffalizer]

It’s only been a week since his last TABS video and I’m still as excited as I was when he posted his first TABS video

[@TattoocentralHQ]

Me to go tabs lol

[@insidious_indigo]

Same

[@walli4680]

Same here dude

[@roberttidwell939]

That's how I feel

[@robertmartin1056]

We all have maybe

[@Mod_4130]

Someone out there has made a jedi for may the 4th, but CaptainSauce has used force, blunt force.

[@Pikachublaster12]

*blunt force trauma

[@that1cringeykid822]

"He may have voided his bowels from all the voltage but he's still throwing spears, and getting eaten alive by snakes." -captain sauce 2021

[@superspicy8740]

That’s an actual thing that happens to people

[@martinegornail8089]

Facts

[@that1cringeykid822]

I just thought it was funny ._.

[@LadyDavid8020]

@That 1 cringey Kid agreed

[@chanda9481]

its in 2022

[@CJ_1406]

Ah yes, TABS. Cap's number 1 source of *brain aneurysm.*

[@digitaal_boog]

@Jesairel Christopher Dati and us, for making him play this shit

[@DipUniversal]

He got brain damageamage

[@Christopher-wy3xu]

He doesn't have a brain anymore

[@potato08644]

You have my profile pic

[@digitaal_boog]

@@Christopher-wy3xu he’s Canadian not American

[@waspshower]

When the word tank is in the title, you know anarchy is going down...

[@xandraxie3183]

Yeah

[@waspshower]

@@xandraxie3183 yes

[@domleo0815]

Oh god

[@waspshower]

@@domleo0815 oh God indeed

[@zultimate420]

faxs

[@airforce4224]

Fun fact : When Chronomancer transform all health taken before goes back to full

[@tdlegend3061]

Void monarch too

[@Spamton_G_Spamton...]

O__O

[@airforce4224]

@@tdlegend3061 yeah im not sure I forgot about the dark lord but guess im just stupid

[@webkarma9654]

Weaponsmith: Do you want your gun to do more damage or shoot faster? Cap: Y E S

[@GracenLucas-p7f]

Dude, this has nothing to do with the previous comment but I am watching this with captions and for some reason youtube thinks he is talking in Vietnamese, so when it translates to English it makes no sense at all.

[@GracenLucas-p7f]

1:21 "special needs much would appear about ozone snitch the complete"

[@GracenLucas-p7f]

1:30 "viettle make me wanna have English with sparkles fee to kimi shika had to make"

[@fliedlice6985]

"I'm kinda hoping if I double layer you, you'll have enough protection....." -Captain Sauce brand condoms

[@Kilam1972]

lul

[@jernyceaayugat5053]

Tanjiro?!?!

[@gingerbreadman6556]

“ they have got to be on them like opera on a ham” -Captainsauce 2021

[@Scott_Burton]

Oprah. We don't need a bunch of people singing in Italian on stage with these things.

[@harleystar]

Baked ham if youre doing a quote do it right

[@brooooooooo9230]

I HAVE RETURNED

[@brooooooooo9230]

Shrek is love shrek is life

[@memerman4366]

the righteous paladin (battle granny) is made for siege units like the catapult, balista and hiwatcha because the siege units have low health (why they have low dm) and high range (why the hammer is ranged) hope this helps :)

[@AlechiaTheWitch]

Sauce misuses units i feel

[@marcatissimo3418]

@@AlechiaTheWitch its a giant hammer that slams into a crowd most of the time how is anyone supposed to know that it is actually used as a siege destroyer

[@nateimnotgonnasaythat2624]

And that kids is how I took over America -Captainsauce 2060

[@TheLemonKiller22]

He will take over America someday

[@odieig4316]

@@TheLemonKiller22 yep

[@domleo0815]

Pass that to the grandkids

[@TattoocentralHQ]

He will take over America I know it Go captainsauce you can outdo Joe Biden captainsauce 2024 president

[@insidious_indigo]

@@TheLemonKiller22 he’s Canadian Lmaoo

[@michaeldurling250]

"Bumrush them" Scorpio: "Homer we don't have bums, but if we did they wouldn't rush"

[@philipo.9314]

Gatling gun: "I'm the most broken." Tank: "No I'm the most broken." Gatling Tank: *AMATEURS*

[@ingoing123]

Hi again

[@philipo.9314]

@@ingoing123 hi (:

[@FallinWizard]

do you like toasters mr. phillip? (:

[@philipo.9314]

@@FallinWizard yessir, I am definitely a fan of toasters

[@scienceguy1165]

@Philip O. On a scale of one to ten, how much

[@Is_Mango]

"I only downloaded him cause he had a funny hat" I'm dying😆😆

[@classydemongaming847]

I'm not quite sure but I think the game "destroy all humans" would a perfect fit for caps channel. Right amount of comedy and gameplay

[@wolfbreakstheblock406]

Being the cheapest unit is over powered because you may not have quality but you also have quantity and you are pretty good at sacrificing yourself for others

[@krazyjinx3928]

Captain sauce plays tab. The blue team: ah shit here we go again

[@huang111]

Until he is sandbox mode and plays both team

[@dragonboigamez1641]

Both teams: ah shit here we go again

[@electroninja7419]

No, TABS is Totally Accurate. Strategies are useless if the soldiers are useless. You don't have control about the quality of the soldiers that you assign, hence long necks. No battle replayed will ever be the same if you don't have control on the soldiers you send out. You don't even have majors to control the battle field either. Battles in TABS are never the same making it totally accurate.

[@inyomi9041]

keep talking bud

[@zecronic_yt]

irl you dont get 12 foot tall one-eyed soldiers occasionally 💀

[@PodcoTima]

It's 4 am in Ukraine, it was worth it.

[@thatonetryhard8154]

Lol

[@Blahaj_Gaming847]

4:42 when i send this, actually

[@timurukraine6037]

Да только я в америке меня зовут Тимур

[@jakobbrill8499]

It's 10:00 in ohio america

[@zoomdepic6444]

Same

[@shadowjezzter]

Been trying to win each campaign without losing once, and due to how this game is... It feels bloody impossible.

[@mcworks6582]

“Let them slowly come to us” There was one problem with that sentence, literally all of the units on the enemy team were capable of jumping into your face

[@Randomperson1607]

The Shogun can deflect about a dozen shots but then has a very long cool-down until he can deflect more

[@Cadin-ku2en]

Someone should make a unit that summons hobbits but the unit can’t move

[@JoshLefelhocz]

So a hobbit equivalent of the Chicken Man?

[@Cadin-ku2en]

@josh lefelhocz yes

[@JoshLefelhocz]

@@Cadin-ku2en Though the Chicken Man and Chicken Man Man could move, but only back away.

[@ewokcitc]

The darkness squiggly hands are the dark peasant’s attack which fires in a burst and when the attack speed is buffed, it fires incredibly fast without falling over as much.

[@brendenhungerford9219]

Gotta love the hwacha, its half killing machine and half complete luck

[@cyanfoxm7239]

Right now for me all power is out and whenever anything In my life you and your videos always put a smile on my face so please continue making videos and bringing smiles to faces

[@Moonlightssword360]

May the fourth be with you

[@yippersman6128]

That was on the board today

[@domleo0815]

It’s the 3rd

[@bingusthedingus6645]

I brought a lightsaber to Boy Scouts

[@waspshower]

Yea, and tomorrow is sicko da mayo

[@yippersman6128]

Homie first

[@mythalogicalman135]

I love it when he plays this game

[@AceAviations2]

The Shogun got the Hurricane Slash skill in the Unit Creator update, it's an insanely powerful ability, but it can also send the Shogun (and any custom unit with the skill) through the map or to their deaths.

[@Acytles]

If you make an army of units that have the hurricane slash and make them have infinite hp then congrats: you have the strongest team in tabs.

[@onesadman3641]

the anime treatment for the shogun been in there since the new abilities for the secret units

[@cheesysealAnon]

I still working on a faction with all tabs units having upgraded looks, names, abilities, and stats. Its just it takes time to come up with descriptions

[@cheesysealAnon]

@Ethan Craig that is another problem I am waiting for tabs to fix

[@cheesysealAnon]

@Ethan Craig I can do that its just the ice giant body and details aren't available, The voice and abilities are there but not the body.

[@PowerPointGaming]

Dynasty Faction: Will fight everything they face Cap: "Tell Me a little bit about Yourself"

[@CorruptedVR]

I’ve played to much fireworks mountain that my brain cells are like auto correct

[@shaddyyy909]

I have "some" questions for you- What would you do if TABS was never created? And what game would you play? And how would you feel if the game got deleted?

[@therussiandeathfridge6999]

I love it when four people say their first

[@parkerkeener7200]

Ok First First First First First Happy?

[@El_Hornio_II]

3rd

[@therussiandeathfridge6999]

@@parkerkeener7200 I'm being sarcastic

[@parkerkeener7200]

@@therussiandeathfridge6999 lol

[@THESLlCK]

the divine arbiter is actually insane, try using it next episode of TABS

[@adrikzayas3207]

"They can't jump can they?" Monetary: I'm thinking I might

[@thegreatknowing]

monetary? you mean minotaur? lol

[@adrikzayas3207]

@@thegreatknowing I sed what I meant

[@thegreatknowing]

@@adrikzayas3207 monetary is "relating to money or currency"

[@adrikzayas3207]

@@thegreatknowing I know the auto correct messed it up

[@thegreatknowing]

@@adrikzayas3207 ohh ok

[@iammaxray4063]

game's ability to change if you win or lose with the same strategy is what makes the game accurate, well that's what i think

[@tigertheinsanitydemon1485]

I love drinking some Icehouse beer, watching Deadpool ,eating pizza, and watching Captain sauce.

[@Dargon818]

I love how destroyed you sounded about that Shogun round until that one unit happened to still be alive and kicking

[@justallama1249]

“Did he just explode?” Captainsauce 2021

[@shockwave3864]

“I’m tired of these big beefy boy bodies bullying me around” - CaptainSauce 2021

[@franceferret5137]

This game has come such a long way. And once I buy my pc and monitor, it'll be mine

[@Bear-Food]

When cap was listing whether or not elephants were afraid of “bulls snakes or electricity” when he said electrify I saw lightning outside my window

[@sherlok7672]

Sheeesh

[@Bear-Food]

@@sherlok7672 I know it seems like I'm BSing you but I'm really not

[@mild_sauce4202]

Love your content! 😁👍 Please make more tabs videos

[@chefgryff]

Really glad you posted tabs today! I really enjoy the tabs series and it just makes my birthday so much better :)

[@Negative0PlusInfinity]

Man imagine a hawacha shooting nuclear spears that each could implode the inverse making the heat death of the universe look like a limp sausage

[@juanlloveras5780]

Well, now someone's gonna make that. Not me, but someone

[@zackjones8802]

Well, pretty much anything would make the heat death of the universe look like a limp sausage as the death of the universe entails perfect energy equilibrium, thus eliminating all movement.

[@Negative0PlusInfinity]

@Noah Rivera i meant universe

[@Negative0PlusInfinity]

@Noah Rivera Bruh i typed it in 10 seconds give me a break.

[@Negative0PlusInfinity]

@Noah Rivera no I’m just saying it was a small time frame I tried to type it in that’s why I had so many grammar mistakes.

[@kawaiiwitch4975]

I said this on the last TABS video and on Twitter but I really want a good chance of you seeing this. Watching you play tabs is like my happy place. If I'm having a bad day, just feeling down, and/or feeling like a failure/trash. TABS is already great on its own but your commentary makes it even better. TABS is just my favorite, not the only thing you do that I like. Keep doing what you're doing, you're making a difference just by playing games and doing your commentary. And I just really want you to know all this. Also sorry if you've seen all or some of my attempts to tell you and I'm just bugging you. This is (probably) the last time I try to tell you so I hope this reaches you. Love your videos and thank you for doing all this

[@orangesavage9962]

The more iconic startup line than What's up guys welcome back to *insert here*

[@WreckinPoints11]

"If you throw enough bodies at the bullets, eventually, they'll run out of bullets." -Sun Tzu

[@DeadPerfection]

Captain just claimed to be the god of tabs. This is heracy against the Church of the Wobbly Horse. Consider this a warning from the Wobblites.

[@silkenemperor]

Something I kinda noticed is that the good faction is ranged oriented, whilst the evil faction is more melee oriented. The bosses of their faction also seem to be weak towards the opposite attack type. Dark lord is weak against range whilst chronomancer is weak against melee. Though I could be wrong

[@TheOneAmdOnlyDinoNuggie]

CaptainSauce's thumbnails are so funny and they even give you a taste of the goodies in the video.

[@the_cheesey_failure2312]

14:00 hurricane slash, does % dmg and plunges forward hitting an unlimited amount of enemies in the way, dmg does not go down the more units that get hit, units cant attack (unless ranged) and can be used in unit creator

[@ElAndGinsee]

BLASPHEMY, YOU DARE TO SAY YOU ARE THE GOD OF TABS, HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THE CHURCH OF THE WOBBLY HORSE!!!!

[@mrsentrybuster]

The line at the start was genius. Hats off to you, mr. Funnybones.

[@imperviousnoobs2399]

If you are watching the same say Captainsauce made this then May the 4th be with you!

[@jercraftman7771]

14:38 Did anyone notice that the Agues just deflected that arrow?

[@kncoal7845]

Does cap know that the Solar architect can heal teammates in the circle and push enemies out I just want to make sure then again he might not care

[@noahwilkinson4875]

I don’t think so

[@palmtree77777]

14:50 c'mon cap, that's been in for half a year now.

[@thegoldenbucketstudios9896]

It being random makes it accurate, even using the same equipment each time dont expect the same results.

[@bgrenee2397]

Hey CaptainSauce!, if you're running low on TABS ideas, you can check out my Campaign!, Misc Units, it's only got like 4 or so plays. Or you could just see the custom abominations I made, with the Misc Units (Or it's called Misc Faction) Thanks for seeing! (:

[@crablord8499]

“I’m no tank biologist”

[@gellyyy]

I just binged sauce’s life is strange videos and now the chronomancer seems like babies first steps

[@yaboythepizzaboi]

I like how he is just now saying the irony in totally acruate

[@AshertheSloth]

The sensei and lady red jade got new moves like the shogun

[@chesterthechest6495]

note to self never give this man 1mil and an army

[@appletree3541]

Note to everyone Give him 2 mill and nukes

[@anonymus2583]

The shogun's "new" ability has been added since artemis's leafy arrows and hobbit yeeting ability, and the Jarl's ice arena and enrage ability

[@anonymus2583]

And Vlad's dark peasant stab and the super boxer's charge and blast attack. Oh yes, the dark peasant and skeleton warrior also had a new look too

[@strucktwice6067]

Cap’s like Penguinz0 if he was a Marvel nerd strapped to a gamer chair with an 100% totally-not-a-mullet.

[@leetsUpr3m3]

And if hes also canadian

[@TelvisionMNM]

Captainsauce they about come with a new walls of the Wizards

[@brentbranneman7022]

“I have a feeling that swords gonna decisively maneuver itself up my ass” I died laughing

[@mr.cheese8097]

hey, i don't know if you knew this, but the samurai giant got a huge buff in a recent update. not only does it use it's katana more often, but it can also block projectiles now. and it can block some very powerful projectiles.

[@khalil362]

Alt title: The minigun's brother on steroids never should have be made

[@Tanrdsgener]

"They can't jump, can they?" *Minotaur flies upwards and offscreen* "I...guess they can XD"

[@kristeenlivesay2664]

When the devout gauntlets started charging the dynasty faction I guessed what was going to happen and started playing pirates of the Caribbean music.

[@jellymicayla5291]

OMG YES! A PERSON WHO KNOWS THE MUSIC TO PLAY WHEN SHIT WILL GO DOWN!

[@kristeenlivesay2664]

@@jellymicayla5291 I completely forgot I even made this comment until now.

[@King-of-memes465]

8:11 and the legacy faction worships the super peasant

[@benbutler1142]

As I'm watching this we just found d our dog who has been missing for a month best day ever

[@mrcephalopod]

That's awesome! I'm happy for you and your dog!

[@Jamief1585]

It’s not that you’re bad at this game, or the units are bad, the new levels are tailor-made for certain units so they shine. For instance, the hwacha level had all your units concentrated in one area, which is exactly what the hwacha was made to kill, a large group in a small space. It’s basically a game of Rock Paper Scissors except sometimes it’s rock and scissors but the rock is made of paper. Also god does always win in that scenario god bless the enclave

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

Test your Hwatcha Conjecture please, Hwatchas versus Hwatchas, big as you are willing to go!

[@KingGrim_]

Custom units start at 19:40.

[@gageirvan1784]

so 9 min gang here just rollin in with my presten shooting gatling tank

[@thefreedomkiwi]

Thanks cap I love your videos and you've always cheered me up when I'm going through a lot, keep up the amazing work and don't listen to any haters.

[@nelcris8yt31]

Me: sees new tabs video but i still have online class the worst moment

[@_TheMushroomMan]

now that, is an OOF and F moment at the same time

[@prometheas4089]

How?????????? Like at 8 just bruh

[@FelixtheBard]

Captain you shouldn't have the aegis unit too close to each other because if they're too close all of them take the damage that's supposed to be targeting one unit

[@scarphasiachan]

When a tank battles a arabian but the tank carries tickle bullets

[@noodle7559]

Hold on, the celestial aegis actually DEFLECTED Zues' lightning bolts. *Game breaking realization*

[@j.s.h2757]

The three dislikes are from the three huwachas that he finally beated

[@darkwisp7434]

They just don't like it

[@dimreaper8883]

dude spoilers

[@catislife2368]

Beated? You meant beat

[@IsfetSolaris]

suggestion: make a unit called "judice". Give her a musket and target most expensive ally. she'll shoot your best unit and never an enemy.

[@roberttidwell939]

I'm watching this when there's only 36 viewers in one minute after it's been posted

[@roberttidwell939]

I love your vedeos

[@roberttidwell939]

How in the next minute did it go from 36 to over 1k

[@darkwisp7434]

Shut up

[@sleepykirbyplays6323]

Captain sauce: Nothing can defeat this Dark peasant and super peasant: ARE WE A JOKE TO YOU

[@anthrakaas]

We all love tabs But alas I’m not first :(

[@GameLord509]

A unit when you fight it : stronk A unit when you use it : am catch arrow

[@LemonSaber]

Can we appreciate that almost everyone has liked this video?

[@sheepcommander9445]

69 dislikes o.0

[@LemonSaber]

nOIcE

[@DurgapurBarta]

watching your vid seemed more important than my online classes