Beluga liner "review" [Elite Dangerous]

[@_Reverse_Flash]

"I want to ride your neutron highway." "I want to slam your photosphere with my fuel scope." "I want your coronal mass ejections all over my Beluga." "I want to use my limpet to bust open your cargo hatch." ...Just in case people felt that there wasn't enough innuendo in this week's video.

[@davecrupel2817]

Keiser Soze heres a song completely composed of nerd innuendoes. The lyrics are on soundcloud. They're hilarious lol kzbin.info/www/bejne/nnK2hXV7i6yVp7s Your comment reminds me of it so much

[@jayrents6648]

Wouldn’t that be a bridge rather than a cockpit?

[@davecrupel2817]

jayrents definitely

[@Raygo.]

When I first got my Beluga I had a bit of trouble getting it out of the station. I decided to treat it firmly, even if I could see another ship trying to come in. So third or fourth time I'm on my way out, and stone me if there's not another Beluga barrelling towards me. Suddenly... crash! There we are locked together like Sumo wrestlers right in the mail slot, no way forward, no way back. It would have made a hilarious video or screenshot, if I'd had the presence of mind to make one. I knew I was probably moments away from destruction by the local "law enforcement", so I chickened out to the main menu.

[@melissaharway4547]

2 phallic objects try to fit into the same small hole. Sounds like the title of a bad porn

[@Alex-pj8nz]

Advance auto dock

[@RevokFarthis]

@@Alex-pj8nz If this event happened before April 23rd 2013, then it was before the ADV Docking Computer was released.

[@dylanosborne2575]

Good thing called auto launch exist

[@Raygo.]

@@dylanosborne2575 That happened to me before auto launch was a thing! 😄

[@peculiar]

Laughed way harder at "The Bang Bus" than I honestly should have.

[@thenativemartian5169]

Lol my favourite was "long dong silver"

[@Cepheidvariable]

My combat anaconda is called the bang bus

[@TheMrCyberthief]

Man, I just subbed to you because I think I've watched like 30 of your vids over the past 2 days since I started playing and you deserve it.

[@AmboXB]

The Beluga is only good for one thing; clogging up the mailslot. (NPC Belugas are infamous for that)

[@ryansemrau7058]

A Dewott I know you were being serious but that came off really funny about clogging up mail slot

[@ENCHANTMEN_]

I kept getting the tail fins jammed...

[@margotrosendorn6371]

"And remember, this liner is in the top 90% of all liners out there!"

[@ThatTinyDude]

I dunno man i had a WHALE of a time in my beluga on my last livestream. Its actually pretty manuverable.

[@covenantoflegions6825]

whale then..

[@snowball8940]

MINI I’m sure someone will have a whale of a time telling the developers to nerf it.

[@AJZulu]

That squeek every dam time. Thank you so much for the lulz.

[@TheYamiks]

sure thing mate!

[@davecrupel2817]

SQUEEEEAAkyyyyyy

[@gregoirebasseville4797]

@@TheYamiks Loved the last one ... Was looking for another video to watch and *SQUEAKY* "Oh come on !" Had to re-watch that XD

[@Johnnymagnet92]

It's designed to be a luxury Star Liner, which is what it is. More for role playing purposes and fancy flying with a gorgeous cockpit...I want one!

[@hs0003]

I want the Narwhal Liner. Like a Beluga Liner but apparently a good enough combat ship to fly the Federal president around.

[@a_lethe_ion]

welll.. thats bit awkward because it got decommissioned..because it didnt worked well enough :3

[@hs0003]

I bet those cheap fed pricks fitted it with D rated modules and zero engineering. Also, safety needs of any CMDR ship compared to a fucking Farragut is a joke. My logic is that they, at least for a time, chose the Narwhal Liner over the Anaconda/Corvette for a reason.

[@ProcyonDei]

If they make the narwhal, they better give it a spike at the front to impale enemies. :)

[@hs0003]

Fuck that would be cool. A ship that specializes in ramming with more than just weight and speed.

[@davecrupel2817]

When does the narwal bacon?

[@EezeeEmporium]

My Beluga is named Hotel Oscar Tango. The station calls it by its full name. Its filled with nothing but first class seats. Firing all 5 packhounds at the same time makes it HOT.

[@truckerallikatuk]

Took one of these 30k LY on a passenger mission to the other side of the core... The view is nice, the ship looks wonderful in the screenshots, but I still wish I'd taken my conda instead.

[@squirrellordsgaming2772]

Just got mine a few days ago, it actually makes a pretty decent search and rescue ship... I use this to load up on passengers to take out of damaged stations after a Thargoid attack, and to give fuel and repairs to stranded ships... Surprisingly good at these activities...

[@Pine0wlple]

That’s actually what I plan on doing! Once I get the inflation levels of money for it! Lol

[@ugli968]

Not a combat ship? That's were your wrong kiddo.

[@Warhamer116]

SPACE WHALE WITH FABOULUS LASERS GO!

[@michalvalta5231]

You mean "where"?

[@ugli968]

The spelling Depends if you are a idiot or not Im full blown dumber than a pig in shit. But happy like one too

[@ZurakciEntertainment]

Ive seen too many Beluga combat vids for the NOT a combat ship to be a false statement. Indeed. Beluga is not fitted for combat, but it sure can kill Anacondas without much problem. Just equip Seekers and Torpedos on it. Deadly as fuck.

[@ugli968]

And like the oversized "Water resistant massager" it is it has a very good hull when modified

[@edstretton2214]

Yamiks, mate. I used to watch your PS2 videos and I got bored of the game at about the same time as you and regrettably unsubbed just as you stopped making videos on the game. I've come back to your channel in the past few weeks since I've wanted E:D for a while but was waiting for a 50% off sale which came in the Steam summer sale. I've just bought a Vulture, your content is absolutely remarkable. It's light hearted but completely informative and not too technically alarming for a newer player. Thanks for putting out so many perfectly created videos, and I'm so glad that I found your channel again :)

[@TheYamiks]

ah that's great!

[@davecrupel2817]

Since you are willing to unsub at the drop of a hat, i doubt Yam takes your compliments seriously.

[@iNezerroth]

Dicks

[@FreemanicParacusia]

I made mine into an awesome exploration party bus. With a full wing in multicrew you can have two people in fighters directing two in SRVs to plant samples on the ground. Xeno limpet controller for any conceivable research needs +repair, cold-engineered power plant, low power prismatics, first class passenger cabin for the resident scientists, and a partridge in a pear tree. Still gets just over 50 light year jump range. I even like to pretend it has a full hydroponics facility to grow food on board beneath that roof canopy. It’s everything an explorer could ever need in one slightly phallic chassis.

[@bikerix1]

Long awaited and did not disappoint, I'm still running with the Beluga and have no problems docking. but with any phallic device, if you can't find the slot, put some hair round it. Keep em coming Yamiks, er..... the ship reviews I mean.

[@Luigi2641]

Honestly, I love my beluga. I use mine for exploration and mining, it has plenty of space for all your mining gear and your scanners and still have room for lots of cargo and a quad srv bay. When given a grade 5 guardian fsd booster and fully engineering the fsd, you get a jump range of 40 - 50 ly! This ship is seriously under rated as an exploration ship and a mining ship, but if your looking for combat the go else where.

[@punkypink83]

LONG DONG SILVER LOLLLLLLLLLLL DED

[@BigTylt]

All it's missing is an outdoor pool.

[@lukedudley5030]

This ship can make millions more than dolphin or orca and I love its accidental griefer potential. I'd call it the 'slot VD scraper'

[@MAINFRAMELaboratories]

I am disappointed at the lack of captains speaking

[@philthephilosopher9235]

If you can fly your own thargoid ship in future updates like in frontier first encounters, do a review.

[@maudika3892]

You forgot to mention it has the largest fuel tank in the game. Making exploration in this game less stressful for extended trips and the ability for class 6 fuel scoops makes it a breeze.

[@usoppbarbosa981]

large tanks are taxing too much the jump range. for me it's always a no-go for exploration. having 3 or 4 jumps in reserve is more than enough, and pays a lot on very long travels. Soooo... even that advantage could be discussed ;) player's preference

[@maudika3892]

usopp barbosa he still didn't mention it. :v

[@truckerallikatuk]

Class 6 scoop takes too long to fill a tank that voluminous, and even with an A rated power plant, the heat management is bad so you don't want to spend the time in the corona to fuel up, or you hover way out and take forever to fill it... Yeah, the fuel tank size is nice as a security blanket for those who can't filter their starmaps and routes, but it weighs too much, and that cuts jump range too far.

[@tasoss.1385]

Allison Pell exactly that. The only way I could use the 128t tank is when I do small sightseeing trips in the bubble without the fuel scoop. I have my beluga with 64 tank more than enough

[@maxjohn6012]

Refueling a Beluga's tanks with a size 6 scoop takes an eternity :/

[@AdamPoniatowski]

prostate annihilator... epic :)

[@matthewfrench2023]

Beluga is actually pretty good in combat. You can equip it with a fighter bay and can fit some ok weapons to it.

[@derbonuspool1274]

Weak Shields and hull

[@FreemanicParacusia]

Pack it full of hull reinforcements and use it as a battering ram

[@B1-997]

@@FreemanicParacusia phallic object rams and destroys ships.

[@theomachado3525]

I had a Beluga but it got jammed in the mailslot and it got shot by the station defenses, switched back to a Orca from that day on :(

[@ryansemrau7058]

Theo Machado lmaoo!! Wow that was hilarious

[@Fresh_Baklava]

Your videos are fucking hilarious! I love the profanity and the Un-PC banter. With all the “family friendly” content creators on YT...it’s refreshing watching one of your videos and laughing my ass off. Thx for sharing! 🖖🏼👽

[@wlageg9460]

This ship cooks like the onside of the president's limo on Furnace Creek summer

[@maryi685]

I have orca, i bought it for Sol evacs (new player) and i know beluga is not the best for passengers even, but it looks fantastic, really wanna buy this ship eventually. A bit upset its not ultimate passenger ship.

[@therealbahamut]

Quite possibly the only ship I would consider getting a docking computer for, just to skip the annoyances.

[@fluffiestmallard6484]

The beluga liner can now have anything you want in all the optional internal slots. You can now have more cargo inside the ship.

[@furrball]

So I have a prostate annih... er... one of those and regularly pass thru the mailslot. Also, I may be insecure but random pirates ramming into my slightly reinforced vehicle keep showing up for half a second, utter their keyphrase then disappear. I love my beluga! :p

[@ClouderGames]

Space legs is definitely my most anticipated feature, if only I had a pc that could handle Star Citizen.

[@TheYamiks]

dont go for star citizen.. it's pretty bad!

[@ClouderGames]

TheYamiks Lol! I saw you playing it before, traitor!

[@TheYamiks]

just because I played it doesn't mean it's good

[@th3comb1ne13]

TheYamiks Lol how's it bad, a new update is a month away and will pretty much add almost all the features ED has.

[@MrMozkoZrout]

The difference is that elite is completely playable game with no features, that are extremely slowly added and star citizen if full of remarkable features and promises of them, but it all plays only as a tech demo and i think that this will not change any time soon

[@krekire4152]

I really think the Beluga is a fine exploration ship! While its not outstanding, jump range isn't everything when it comes to exploring. My Beluga is outfit with about 50Ly jump range, but with that, its entirely self sustainable with two AFMU, Repair Limpet Controller, class 3 Cargo, a good shield, a fuel scoop, and even a fighter bay! The fighter bay is good for scouting out areas or just having fun in planetary canyons, and for a big ship? Very good handling, compared to the Anaconda or Cutter, and not to mention, the cockpit compared to the two!

[@thejuggernaut3778]

Prostate Annihilator. Followed by silence. The ending to this video is as classy as the beluga itself.

[@j.vinton4039]

Hahahaha "Look at that ass" that shit had me dead.

[@toddsterrtm5756]

WooHoo, A ship review, was goin thru withdrawl...... Great Job Yamiks!

[@techex205]

i can haul 278 tonnes of cargo 30ly away in 1 jump. i like that way more for cg's then 15 ly in the type 9 :/. i also like to show off i guess

[@furrball]

that! exactly that. and a 128t fuel tank.

[@the_nerd5976]

One of my friends wants to give one of these guardian gauss cannons and kill xenos with this

[@Swisconaaaaa]

I think that all the saud Kruger cockpits look like they were designed in the 90s

[@captaindrunksparrow3690]

I really want to min max this for self sustained deep exploration cargo holds for days extra adds for days but I may go with the orca

[@coltsigma]

Yeah i have one stored at Boston base I've yet to try it, great video's by the way.

[@ProcyonDei]

Called mine "Hauling Garbage," in honor of passenger missions.

[@markvman4287]

I love that squeaky toy crash.

[@seaemperor6184]

Now a reason why the docking computer exists Beluga Liner

[@okalright3941]

And when you just cant find the entrance on those hexagon ports. And when you can't find your landing pad

[@seaemperor6184]

@@okalright3941 yeah I know that

[@robertslack7280]

That and the thing almost burns up in open space.

[@everquint]

Laser mining with Beluga

[@Lee-nd4yf]

Mine is a dedicated mining ship 🤣🤣🤣

[@Swisconaaaaa]

The airbus beluga is the beluga liner irl

[@khmnc]

when they first came out, i was really excited about them. as soon as the servers came back up after the patch i went out and bought one and gave it all a grade stuff. i then took it out of the station, started to jump away, and then preceded to lose about 10% of my hull from my fsd overheating. i've not flown it since.

[@cmdrgriffion_darc-5536]

I'm not sure which liner it was but i bought it for just over 1 million, i took a sightseeing mission for 2 mil and the first destination was 30+ ly away it was like 11 jumps, the next place the bastard tourist wanted me to go was another 30+ ly away and after that still had another destination before returning to BluFor. Need less to say i gave up after the first destination.

[@kotonohayama8576]

Can you bringt that to a tharogoid fight

[@DJenser]

I thought the only game where bobble heads improved combat performance was the Fallout series. Learn something new every day!

[@ZurakciEntertainment]

Finally, the Beluga review!

[@VeggyZ]

See, you can make some amazing money with the beluga, more than any other ship. Get a system where you can pick up a lot of passengers of various classes that all want to go to one or two very close locations and you have a cash cow .. or whale. You can easily rake in between 3 and 20 million in a single jump if you find the right systems - it holds a lot of passengers, and so long as you're picking up a bunch of basic transport missions and not "tour" missions, you likely only have to make one jump. I think the Beluga is probably my favorite ship.

[@EpsilonBurerund]

Prismatic shield, engineered hull reinforcement, dirty drives... ram to death

[@Windwalker95]

I had a Beluga, but I found I never used it. I sold it before I bought my cutter.

[@johnfromthird4020]

How does he turn off the UI like he does. Looks like power is off

[@Ledabot]

You want to know what it's good for? Deep space mining in style

[@intorsusvolo7834]

It needs more squeaks!

[@Eclecticsignal]

I have one of these but the amount of these I've seen wedged in the letter box ha ha

[@Rekaert]

"We did it Bob, we finally made it. Let's call it the 'Coriolis Station'." "That's good Jeff, but don't you think we made the entry slot too small?" "Don't be daft Bob. Who's going to make a ship too large for that entrance!" Saud Kruger: "Lol."

[@CLoneWarrior85]

You need to make an updated video on how to grind money, pretty sure it's what most people are looking for to be able to afford a.. *cough cough* Beluga...

[@squirrellordsgaming2772]

I think I'll go with either the name "Biggus Dickus" or "Naghtuous Maximus" for mine, and give my Orca the other name.

[@BoterBug]

Judges cruise liner on combat prowess. Seems legit.

[@maxjohn6012]

I bought one of these to combine long-range passenger missions with exploration. Sold it almost straight away and got an Orca instead. The Beluga can't house a fuel scoop big enough for its enormous tanks - it can hold vastly more fuel than the Orca (and uses vastly more per jump) but the two ships can only fit a size 6 scoop. It means refueling after just one jump takes *forever* in a Beluga. Really disappointing!

[@Kyzrath]

Mine is called the Loathe Boat.

[@ferd352]

My engineered Beluga has 33ly range, got me 800million credits in two weeks of a few hours/day casual play, plus elite explorer just doing bubble-only sightseeing missions. I called it "Whale of a Time" 🐋 and its far more manueverable than my piece of shit Cutter, that I only tolerate for its 728t of cargo space.

[@Angryoctillery]

Waiting on that Fed Corvette

[@simonc586]

Bought one from the profits of hauling people Ryanair style, Fitted only for the most luxurious Empire citizens, welcome aboard the Titanic. ANNNNNDDD less than a day later, FD nerfs passenger missions with a sledgehammer to the balls. Now we get to add them to the list of "shit not worth your time doing". 1.8mill for a 500k light second trip to a station, PASS.

[@Wofulrumble4893]

I named my Beluga "Titanic" I think it's pretty fitting : )

[@azor1985]

My Beluga has name: One Way Ticket

[@Charok1]

I watched all your reviews. So the answer to combat is: Eagle, Viper 3, Vulture, Fur-de-lance

[@bbbenj]

You serious ? Prostate annihilator ? My ribs hurt me ! 😂😂😂😂

[@OculusOfficial]

Moving up to the head, of the bellend (beluga)

[@dr_gus2111]

I bought this ship for one purpose only, VIP passenger missions, because it's the ship with the post compartments in it, and I don't regret it. But yes it's fcking big and each time I pass the mailslot I fear being stuck inside...(even with a docking computer)

[@unusualbydefault]

Augustin Decroix the last time I played ED was when engineers went live. I'm planning to get back and lazily stock up on credits, so honest question: is it worth it for vip missions or should I just retrofit my conda?

[@dr_gus2111]

Unusual ByDefault It depends on your credits account. But with my road (and a reputation to the maximum with the sub-factions of course) I refunded my fully A-rated beluga (200M credits) in 2 hours/2h and a half

[@unusualbydefault]

Augustin Decroix haha sounds about right :) I always keep enough to rebuy, so I can afford some non conda activities ^^ thanks for the reply, much appreciated.

[@a_lethe_ion]

m. stull only dolphin for my coriolis :3 those fins could rip me a new one.. but it looks nice

[@DrumNBassKidd1]

What City is that?

[@Exphiser]

Nice vid, but how did you turn the HUD completely off at around 3:10?

[@TheYamiks]

ctrl + alt + g

[@FredRated1967]

I might get this just for the LOLs.

[@o0Takeno0o]

the name has to be "this is a hard one" as you said

[@PacalB]

Thanks guys ... thanks for spoiling my dreams! Hope you're both happy now! :'(

[@BelgianDneprGuy2003]

Whats the name of that station you guys use?

[@kj3rd2657]

What's the use in having a BIG ASS SHIP! If you cannot get out of the cockpit chair and take a walk around the inside?

[@swift5384]

If you blow up your ship when its full of passengers does anything happen? Money penalties or something happening at the station?

[@lanieddero6352]

Swift nope, they just forget...

[@Tommy-pv1vh]

i just grabed one of these for mining and called it the asteroid fucker 9001

[@lvmonkey77]

so much space for bobble heads... yet no dashboard hulu girls available in store. =[

[@osuscyan3143]

Beluga is the best ship in the game, hands down

[@deusvult7881]

Yamiks!!! I always enjoy watching your ship reviews, we should go blow some ships up together in Elite!

[@1978sjt]

Hey! My Orca is "Free Willy"!

[@yuimitneko]

Im so fat i cant fit even trough the airlock

[@Sunnyboy-ob4xz]

every time I leave a station with this ship I get stuck on the fucking slot and gets fined, every, fucking, time.

[@Hunterstiq]

This is the endgame ship. Mainly you have SO MUCH MONEY that you just buy this thing, and anytime there is a community event or popular stations that people worked hours of their life to get to, you fly this thing full throttle into the mail box and jam it in there. And the passengers/slaves can enjoy the view and symphony of angry children who cry when you troll. Seriously, took my Python to Colonia and then transfered it over and just got 5 people to rage shoot me and get blasted by the station thousands of lightyears back into the bubble... Good times Honestly you're gonna want this ship no matter what when Space Legs comes out... Whenever it does.

[@gregoirebasseville4797]

Oh, good, I still got a few years then.

[@B1-997]

Three years later still no space legs, rip.

[@dylanosborne2575]

Get the orca and save your money

[@williamampuero2841]

Haha...nice work

[@mentypython]

"Love shack"

[@Kyobinoyo]

3:15 WINK WINK *CRY*

[@MistressCrab]

biggest ship did you say? oops, I heard ramming speed

[@luangu]

Astrophallus

[@Uruz_7]

I use this ship for combat. Because its funny