Things a sports commentator would never say - Mock the Week: 2017 - BBC

[@xtheamazingax]

That Ferrari joke though. :P I like that. I love Ed Byrne, man.

[@OtakuLogan2017]

Now they wouldnt see the finish line cos their strategies suck.

[@xtheamazingax]

@@OtakuLogan2017 I just hope it isn't long before they're kicked out of the sport... they're embarrassing...

[@OtakuLogan2017]

will never happen, they are the only team in the sport which has competed in every season@@xtheamazingax

[@andymac4883]

You know, I'm fairly sure Hugh's made that exact same joke for this exact same topic before...

[@chestnutbloke305]

Which one?

[@deeya]

Hugh has been on the show since inception, on a segment with extremely repetitive subjects, it's amazing that he even has any new stuff at all.

[@Charlieh1989]

@@deeya one suspects he has a writer or two behind the scenes at this point. more comics do than you might think. Frankie Boyle, for example, used to write gags for Jimmy Carr.

[@AzelfandQuilava]

​@@chestnutbloke305 The last one. The opening line is the same as an old Sport Commenator joke he did, but the actual punchline is different.

[@georgemessenger2969]

Hugh is amazing

[@kiacheckan7329]

I love the audience saying aww its makes me say aww too😍

[@reidthomas753]

".. and we'd just like to apologize to all those who have just tuned in for the football! This is due to EastEnders running longer than scheduled!"

[@TheCheesyNachos]

"And at number one, it's Arsenal"

[@saadmehdi7697]

The Cheesy Nachos I miss those videos

[@Professorprime]

The Cheesy Nachos COME ON YOU SPURS

[@MrKelly-ek2nk]

Most unlikely commentary line Spurs are champions

[@Gongasoso]

"And if you read The Myth of Sisyphus by Camus, I guess my work here is done..."

[@TomCL-vb6xc]

Gongasoso That truly is one of Camus' finest pieces of work

[@solarpower7581]

So true

[@LordAaronus]

And after that vital turn Hamilton is down for the count... shot dead by Aaron Burr

[@saralminocha1964]

Burr was later heard singing this to himself, "The turn was wide enough for both Hamilton and me."

[@donovanhaddock8024]

I love Tom Allen

[@dariushcreates]

Bane its not like whichever team wins they get a money or any prize. Its just an innocent comedy game show lol

[@jaggass]

''Wayne Rooney has left Man Utd and returned to Everton as he said he has unfinished business. Im guessing that's with an 81 yr old woman''

[@eliasalihussein4497]

....And Arsenal have won the Champions League trophy.😂

[@andrew476]

"And England has won the world cup"

[@Thellbro]

DREWBOY213 GAMING Ah, you beat me to it.

[@cowboycurtis2229]

You're right, they'd never say that. They'd say "England *have* won the world cup."

[@ThinLynottFan]

"The new royal baby."

[@johnmorgan1629]

That golf joke was sub par.

[@jaggass]

''An historic loser on the pools was Michael Barrymore had a dead body in his''

[@junaidmehkri]

How about this.. "That was an astonishing move from Lewis Hamilton-- he's well and truly taking her home now!"

[@chrisgarton4225]

TOUCHDOWN! Oh sorry wrong football.

[@SGMiner21]

Am I the only one who laughs at everyone's jokes?

[@jaggass]

''Shut up i'm trying to watch the game''

[@porscha901]

That was a very bad start to the race no keys to the cars

[@edwardkinsey5680]

My entry. Your watching Snooker. Because you waiting for the program you want to see but you’ve switch to this while the adverts are on the other channel

[@dielegende9141]

Jokes on you, I really love to watch Snooker

[@mrflibble1259]

The comments on these videos are always so cringe worthy

[@jaggass]

''Kellie Maloney. Always been Frank''

[@Thellbro]

AND ENGLAND HAS WON THE WORLD CUP...

[@sweiland75]

I would love to be in Tiff's crease.

[@dangerclose1895]

Has Hugh ever NOT been on an episode

[@Professorprime]

ZombieHunters17 YUP

[@getterbucked6495]

Dunno why but I thought of Jim Ross when I seen the title

[@adriangroenewald3825]

“Here comes Smith, the gay footballer”

[@Voodootiger]

somehow i expected a joke about england scoring all penalties in a world cup match penalty shootout

[@GArmstrong97]

Tom and Rhys... I might actually have to watch it

[@georgecampbellvideos3517]

Tiff Stevenson is hilarious

[@Thellbro]

What’s the name of the woman?

[@Musta_SJ]

Why do they sound like Graham Norton?

[@chrisgarton4225]

And the Pittsburgh Steelers will go to the Super Bowl for win number seven

[@Nulono]

Bees?

[@ChrisCarroll99]

Why do they always do "unlikely things for a sports commentator to say", they need to make some new fucking topics!

[@jaggass]

''Rio Ferdinand is out of today's match due to his wife kicking him in the balls for cheating on her''

[@rozasupreme]

I mean that FIFA Islamic Sate joke wasn't THAT far off.

[@JoeBleasdaleReal]

Goodness the cyclists are getting a lot of rap here 🤨

[@katied1755]

W34

[@georgemessenger2969]

Nish kumar is simply terrible

[@joehill4173]

Nish kumar is so bad

[@thesurgeon6473]

Joe Hill He really is

[@romainsavioz5466]

Joe Hill only your point of view

[@LokkerG]

His and 38 others.

[@taylorleeks9962]

So bad

[@TomCL-vb6xc]

We need to start a petition to get Nish Kumar off of television .

[@TomCL-vb6xc]

He brings a bad name to all comedians from ethnic minorities - he just reaffirms the stereotype that all their jokes are something to do with their own race or just race culture in general .

[@TomCL-vb6xc]

DelphicForeigner Listen to the audience , look at the comments section , look at Dara , look at his fellow panelists - it's uncomfortable how sub-par of a comedian he is even when sharing a stage with guys that don't even do stand up . He's embarassingly poor and it's laughably obvious that he is on television because of his race and the fact there is very few comedians of his ethnicity on television .

[@tornadoe13]

hes better than some of the comediens they've had on. By a long way.

[@TomCL-vb6xc]

DelphicForeigner You can clearly deduce things from the audience and Dara . He doesn't get big laughs , Dara never laughs that much as his jokes because they're predictable and boring . It's absolutely necessary to mention the race card as not only do other comedians of ethnic minorities suffer because of his pathetically simplistic comedic style but also every comedian on stage with him - he just chips in once in while with just piss poor jokes if you've ever seen him on other shows like New World Order or 8 Out of Ten Cats then you'll understand what I'm getting at . It's painfully obvious he exists on these shows because of this new liberalist agenda the BBC are trying to push nowadays in order to keep themselves out of the hot seat and to avoid giving a reason for all the soft cock left wing liberal goody - two shoes' to harass them on twitter .

[@thesurgeon6473]

TomCL 2000 - Likewise if you've ever seen him on Taskmaster you'll know he's actually really really good on that, because it's unscripted. I don't like him, in fact I quite often want to kill him when I hear his voice, but I agree with DF: him being poor on one show (I disagree with NWO) does not in any way correlate to removing him from television

[@dirto145]

That Nish Kumar absolutely the worst combined I've ever seen (shouldn't be classed as a comedian)

[@Woodbug-b7t]

The best part for me was....no American BS and very little of Donald...God Bless Brit Humour..... See that Trumpy, it's all about the comedy not directed at you...for a change.....

[@simeonbaumel7293]

And the winner of the 1940 Tour de France... YES! It's the 7th German Panzer Division.

[@thesurgeon6473]

Wow. An episode where Tiff Stevenson is actually not the worst

[@DARKMATTER101YOLO]

Serious lack of laughs, serious lack of Frankie Boyle... coincidence?

[@fredh1720]

Yes, coincidence

[@callumconway487]

Get rid of nish kumar!!

[@alexanderkelly7819]

Qatar is basically the Islamic state and got the 2022 world cup

[@_barncat]

Tom Allen shouldn't be on this , he's not funny

[@chrisgarton4225]

What?! The patriots lost the Super Bowl? We were hoping they’d win because that’s what the NFL wants.

[@Ron-d2s]

WOW this is old, they still know what a woman was back then.