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[@davecmonty1187]

I've been playing for 20+ years and I still can't get the seat right, ha.

[@curiousdave]

Dave C. Monty thank you! xD

[@The95thZebra]

Clearly, you need to spend more time practicing your seat adjustment skills. What else could you possibly be using that valuable practice time for, the drums? Pffft.

[@davecmonty1187]

The95thZebra I know right??

[@drummer9642]

Everybody always thinks I'm being pedantic when I constantly adjust the seat but dodgy seat height is a real issue

[@davecmonty1187]

DoopSnogg The struggle is real my friend.

[@ragalyiakos]

,,I need more cymbals!" Thats not just beginner drummers. Thats every drummer that has ever drummed on the face of the earth.

[@dynad00d15]

the cymbals curse that hits us, one day or another.. :)

[@carlosanderson2000]

Me: sees symbol that I like (Checks price) Me: nevermind then

[@nickwaller7454]

Nice pfp

[@grahamsteele7907]

I have a crash and a hi hat, I’d like a ride but I can do without for some time

[@colethegrizzlybear9707]

EndyRembar same but i play rock 😂 i dont need a ride...

[@rnjesus9950]

“I probably should’ve just bought a guitar” is what I think when I’m making my 3rd trip from the car to grab gear during set up while the guitarist has already finished his sound check.

[@sleepyancient6655]

Ugh, so true. And I had the guitar, too.

[@connorthomas4826]

You have bad band mates! I don't even get my instrument out of its case until I've helped our drummer get everything inside.

[@sleepyancient6655]

@@connorthomas4826 That's not necessarily the case about half the time: When getting the kit home, for example. Or when plans/gigs get canceled. Or if you lend your kit to the high school so there's enough practice kits in the local jazz festival: everyone was so busy that I had to do it myself. Even if it's not all the time, there's a lot of set up. Thanks for being one of the bandmates who helps out at gigs though; I'm sure your drummer is thankful.

[@y.sasuke451]

hahahahaha

[@arathorndubelem2693]

**singer of the band** 🙃

[@No-lk3hy]

When Jared acts like a beginner but then use double kicks

[@ajgnexus]

I got a double pedal after 2 months of playin. if you can get your right foot down, your left foot shouldn't be a problem.

[@audiedead]

@Meme Rater what do you like, double bass where they take way too much space?

[@Bo-lq5jf]

@@audiedead double bass is definitely bonus style points tho, i mean the bigger the set the cooler it is am i right or am i right

[@audiedead]

@@Bo-lq5jf eh, not for me, I kinda just like a 3 piece with a ride and crash, like Ringo, that's my go to kit when I go to set up my drums

[@Bo-lq5jf]

@@audiedead fueling up the beginner drummer mentality of "the bigger, the better" since we in the right context. I myself personally prefer a standard kit, if anything I'd go crazy on the cymbals

[@ZiPolishHammer]

Listening to a beginner drummer isn't as painful as a beginner guitarist. But listening to a full band with a beginner drummer is much more painful.

[@Goose21]

Kinda like metallica

[@ZiPolishHammer]

Lol

[@jacobdennismusic5133]

ZiPolishHammer White stripes

[@EvLloyd]

because you were never there right?

[@drummergirl1494]

Jacob dennis haha yes

[@lowlifevampyre1341]

"Good enough for Metalcore". I don't know why I laughed so hard at that. Lol

[@ncrtrooper6619]

Latifah Claitt I feel you

[@andrewgreiner4681]

Latifah Claitt same lmao

[@sethoquinn7122]

its funny cause its true

[@brittneybrown7446]

Latifah Claitt same

[@CreeperUniverseTV]

...

[@raiynora]

"Par-a-did-le, par-a-did-le, par-a-did-le..." we've all been there

[@luluthedrummer]

Yup

[@kylelawrie8225]

In the middle of learning it now

[@TheColombianSpartan]

Yes

[@hollyzhang1418]

And then flam paradiddle

[@skylarrr.g]

I learned it last month

[@jogi2211]

As a beginner, i can say: this is absolutely right

[@toasterstrudel19]

Jonas Klan same

[@ryanford5387]

I have 1

[@gaming_potato0110]

I hate e-drums

[@snappishorc_legacy8506]

@Reece Williamson it's cymbals

[@snappishorc_legacy8506]

@@gaming_potato0110 It's cymbals

[@jungleismasiv4426]

* Plays crappy beat * "Good enough for metalcore!"

[@theweridothatyouhaveseenso4486]

Tanay Prajapati Me

[@haxonut]

He seems to have genuine distaste for metalcore. Lmao

[@micahharford7088]

Dayat Thamrin metalcore... Sucks...

[@cyntdestroyer69xd]

@@micahharford7088 What about Architects? Killswitch Engage? All That Remains?

[@micahharford7088]

Communism Untill eternity ends ok you have a point there

[@Ahalaya]

I've solved the stick issue. Nintendo had the answer years ago. Just use those Wiimote wrist straps. ;}

[@quanahriddle3065]

That actually sounds very efficient.

[@drummerboy0620]

Oh damn you right

[@keremgecer7431]

what about stick tricks? lol

[@satanssecretary3228]

*Five minute crafts has entered the chat*

[@YoungDeathWish]

Seriously though Get an I hook and screw it into the base of the stick then put the lanyard thing through the eye hook boom

[@obikenobiscoby9102]

I started drumming yesterday and this is on my recommended page...

[@g_way]

i started today and this is in my recommended 👁_👁

[@gtalessio2614]

How's going with ur drumming!

[@sydneyspencer9772]

i wanna start playing drums and it’s in my recommended-

[@Noahbsng]

now that's a bruh moment

[@Noahbsng]

wait why is this on mine too?!?!?!

[@amandabynes2889]

it physically hurts me when you attack your cymbals like that

[@RockeTized]

And it was zildjian a series

[@williamreeves9225]

Same

[@latipahmowlani7795]

That is metal for you folks

[@ruckus9469]

RockeT me haveinh war flashbacks when my brother went on my kit and broke my 1300$ dollar zildjiyan A Custom collectible series

[@JordanBlue1]

Why? It’s what they were designed for.

[@yoshi6239]

I play the mayonnaise why am I even here?

[@harleymoody34]

Lmao

[@rewoundmusic2312]

Sweet Spongebob references lol.

[@ingwerschorle_]

You good at it?

[@yoshi6239]

Vyasama the jar is cracking but I’m beautiful at it

[@ingwerschorle_]

@@yoshi6239 nice, keep it up👍

[@codyp9180]

1. been drumming for like 6 years, but still drop my sticks 2. i did the same thing on paradiddles

[@Mrcastleskeep]

Try gloves. I use CC brand "boxer" gloves.(get them at a hardware store). They have rubber grips and are very comfortable. I only started wearing gloves after like 10 years because my fingers would actually tear open in the winter and I'd get blisters in the summer. I'd even get blisters under my calluses. I really never drop sticks anymore. There are a few pro metal drummers who wear gloves too. Two off the top of my head are Joey Jordison and Matt McDonough (Mudvayne). Though, they both have Ahead signature sticks too. Those are a little slippery.

[@acidrain812]

Mrcastleskeep bruh where've you been? He left ahead for Promark a looooooong time ago

[@Mrcastleskeep]

I never really cared who endorsed what. That was something I heard along the way that I happened to be doing too.

[@operavirtues]

Tape your stick in your hand,nah im just kidding dont do that

[@leroy92TX]

Cody P they always slip 🏈

[@bellasbeans4299]

“At least I can play White Stripes songs” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ehehe6533]

honestly me 😂

[@sleepyancient6655]

Great songs for beginners. Subconsciously teaches timing. And another Jack White band (The Raconteurs) has a great step-up song: Steady As She Goes.

[@NicoleKrawczyk]

Well, you gotta Meg White before you can Grohl..

[@stnimrod2014]

He wasnt hitting the floor tom (This is a joke)

[@henrikarnold470]

At least I can play acdc

[@yewstew8312]

This is false because he is landing his hits on the snare

[@hellomeyoutube5563]

Why do I see you everywhere including korn live Woodstock 99

[@yewstew8312]

hellome 105 I don’t

[@poopsquiggles9988]

Your comments are everywhere

[@yewstew8312]

IronBeast5000 I am everywhere because I am everything

[@poopsquiggles9988]

Keanu Reeves Are you the real Keanu Reeves?

[@madisonfimple1095]

i came out here to have a good time and now im feeling attacked

[@awesomefilmsomega5559]

madison fimple it's over exaggerated for comedy sake, I'm a beginner drummer and I've only played for 5 months but I enjoy this video

[@cambell9]

Boofuckinghooo go cry about it

[@andrewlink5113]

@@cambell9 wooosh

[@TemPestKratos]

I feel attacked with the selfie one HAHAH

[@tired247]

same

[@hchuang05]

i dOnt gEt iT wHy dO mY cYmBaLs kEeP cRaCkInG *aggressively slams cymbals*

[@w1nnfield]

Hana Chuang My exact thoughts😂

[@jackblaser4544]

Aggressive ly hits ride?

[@jesuschristonabike8878]

Yes. That *is* the joke.

[@knightofaurdougne1637]

Good you the joke

[@lauraspurgeonx]

yeah.. that's the joke..

[@nielsenkasser673]

If that was my first kit I would be soooooooo happy

[@skylarrr.g]

Nielsen kasser same

[@Astrquestionmark]

omg i need a kit like that tho

[@liamtroutman7794]

Lol my first was a tabletop electric

[@daddybigbean5882]

South park reference??

[@nicolascovarrubias1831]

same honestly lol

[@meghanmedendorp3257]

“Who invented 3/4?” Me with every time signature that isn’t 4/4 or cut time :/

[@josephoyewole6902]

mood

[@exstreamise302]

Bruh, 3/4 songs be hitting some kinda nerve, tho

[@rah8693]

True

[@Tacotime-bk7sf]

Have you ever done 6/8?it sucks by the way😐

[@pabloavalos7179]

Who invented 5/8 or 7/8 :(

[@deadforever8810]

This has taken away all my hopes in becoming a drummer.

[@linatoul709]

A decent anime fan same

[@distressedmegan3364]

Same

[@neoflash7405]

A decent anime fan he was exaggerating for comedy sake, its not as hard to learn as it looks

[@deadforever8810]

NeoFlash Ikr, the more you practice the better you become. Things get easy too.

[@Enderknight1024]

Takes a while but it is really fun and sounds great when you become more experienced.

[@Fr3akymet4l]

Am I the only one who sits there an thinks: ''Poor drum kit''? Or is it another beginner drummer thing?

[@danielb.6013]

Fr3akymet4l more like poor neighbors

[@superball2452]

Fr3akymet4l probably, because I don't think so #NotConceitedAtAll ;))

[@ChimAruk]

Wow... Trivium avatar^^

[@XDarksheepX]

This kit is Jared proof

[@BradyStudios97]

Fr3akymet4l he probably just used that drum kit on purpose

[@EGeck-ou9ls]

“Who invented 3/4?” -Me, a marching band student, who says this every time I’ve ever sight read ever

[@prodpoob]

7/8 is much much worse

[@henrykramer2936]

Bro 9/5

[@brennanherring9059]

Half our opener last year was in 7/4. Could have been worse, our director contemplated making us march 3-2-2-2-2-3 but he decided against it.

[@landonpeckham7752]

I have actually played 10/8. Its a bar of 6/8 + 4/4. ITS MESSED UP.

[@LuckyOwI777]

Me, who played synth in marching band, and didn't have to deal with terrible marching...ha! But...I did have to deal with MainStage (the program we used for our synth), which is honestly, probably much worse, lol But I did march cymbals down to the field when we had football games, so I did learn how to march. It's kinda fun!

[@thepinkmarlinguy5619]

As a beginner pianist I feel like I’m doing everything thing wrong even when it sounds good

[@crimsonplane7723]

As a beginer guitarist I think the same

[@supergruperofficial9783]

This video should be called "things beginner drummers wear"

[@simplyvibinn5417]

fucking true

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

Isiah Maldonado lol. However, you don't need a fan. Play drums for 3 minutes, and you'll need a fan. Thus the dumb-looking hat :) Can't play with two hairs blowing up your nose.

[@enderrode]

TEE-HEE

[@animalmother7304]

Lmao the white stripes part. 😂

[@edenfisseha4247]

ikr ;D

[@zombiedude6543]

Hey. At least she can keep a beat

[@valentina3877]

demønic heathen |-/

[@valentina3877]

RØMAN SØLDIER AT THE DISCØ !-/ |-/

[@ZohondeKids]

The Little Drummer Boy 9636 Nope, if you watch a older video of them live (before they split up) Meg was definitely rushing on one of the live shows. Not sure about the others though.

[@LensenMessias]

This is exactly my friend who just started playing and regularly wants me to listen to his "amazing blastbeat".

[@BreadBoys]

"i need more toms"

[@celshante1769]

Deus Vult Gotta get that slipknot style somehow

[@weabolicious]

Yo I know u

[@rachelcatleyquinn9520]

"I'm a god at this." *Accidentally throws drumsticks.* All hail the drum God.

[@cherryfoox7349]

I'm Catley Dropsticks happen to everyone

[@thirus8312]

Yo i realized your last name is jordison

[@paradigmshiftz7]

If he accidentally drops stick does that mean that I'm a drum god?

[@HollywoodofSuburbia]

HAHA! Wait....... This is a stereotype?

[@oliakeung7204]

I play guitar what am I even doing here

[@Khoragg]

Trying to figure it out ^^

[@thepotato8445]

Same

[@WUBZEY]

same

[@justzee504]

same

[@chippins3434]

Same bruhhh! XD but i got curious

[@urboijesus9143]

I’m just starting and I can confirm I’ve said most of these things

[@urboijesus9143]

(Or done)

[@sloppysmile7247]

Snapped my first drumstick today.

[@leebee1581]

Sloppy Smile7 I cracked a stick in year 5 and it was one of those big thick ones and in the proses I put a hole in the snare... I was playing a waltz on a school kit😬🤣

[@demibaguette]

That shall be the first of many

[@reenry4510]

*someone teaching you how to play* “Alright start slow...” *starts to play slow then proceeds to play fast* *P A R A D I D D L E*

[@s0ul_shr1v3n]

Real Memes left right left left. Right left right right. So on and so forth

[@angychild7480]

True (except I’m the teacher

[@abhishekprince2700]

"I could to totally do that!" starts to have hand spasms

[@thatoneguy2494]

I can do that. Here, hold my beer

[@GoldenWolf27]

Welcome to the world of noob drummers lmao

[@kev1257ful]

aye I was the 1k liker

[@clommieclommerson5519]

and *thats* why rolls are v nice

[@McMrs]

I just seen that part as i read it haha

[@littyfam5136]

Just gonna quickly mention that “wherefore” actually means “why”

[@borbleborb4586]

Why art thou metronome?

[@therexinator12]

I've been playing for 3 years and ur complaining about how you only have 5 symbols. I only have 2

[@Gary_a_normal_human_being]

Cymbals

[@julissatorres51]

Same

[@jolene_simz]

@Mette B lmao

[@MarsLos10]

"Who invented paradiddle it's so much easier if you just go like this" do you know how many times I've said this thing? 😂

[@ArmyGF88]

Me too! 🤣

[@scottvelez3154]

Is it right though?

[@theeverlastingman]

Scott Velez no lol, you need to learn rudiments to add more variety to your playing

[@micahharford7088]

Same

[@micahharford7088]

Doffy parawippydiddledoospankflashdeedeedumperooney

[@jcan0822]

I want a shirt that says ‘GOOD ENOUGH FOR METAL CORE’

[@FabulousKilljoy]

I never expected to see that picture again

[@ari6631]

same

[@cyntdestroyer69xd]

There is good metalcore bands,and, paradoxically, but actually most of the metalcore drum riffs are pretty hard

[@foottoast4235]

@@cyntdestroyer69xd exactly! Y'all making fun of it but like you could never even play metalcore drums lmao and I don't even play metalcore

[@bat361]

oh my god is your profile picture mikey way

[@kyleehill694]

the “at least I can play White Stripes songs” had me dead! 😂

[@theitalianstallion973]

“I’m a god I’m so good at this” *5 seconds later throws sticks in air*

[@jxomxo]

"Man I need more cymbals" That's not something beginner drummers say, that's something every drummer says

[@saww8713]

Took a while to drum up this video idea...

[@DrumUp]

you said my name

[@saww8713]

+Drum Up *buh dum tsss*

[@MajesticDemonLord]

Wow. That pun really sticks out It really breaks the groove of this conversation.

[@Crashbangwallopguy]

I don't think I can beat these drums puns

[@saww8713]

+Crashbangwallopguy Beats me...

[@kyleworthen2387]

0:30 I thought it was the P*rnhub intro

[@Tralby19]

Same

[@johnrodriguez4616]

Same

[@tiernanconnolly100]

what?????? that sounds nothing like it

[@waylonmcclutch2486]

Same

[@abelramos5777]

prod. tiernan the very beginning

[@cjaverysrandomreviews4675]

2:25 Lars Ulrich in the making of st. Anger

[@Nightmare92616]

Drumsticks always fly out of my hands cause my hands are sweaty lol

[@Justin-cs9uv]

Nightmare92616 too

[@aenin5792]

you should eat some moms spaghetti

[@Stardust_456]

Saame

[@spencermarcotte1494]

Nightmare92616 that's so me

[@alonsarc20]

Bradford Wright Mom's spaghetti

[@LazyWhiteK1d]

Playing the video game rock band literally taught me to play drums. Sounds silly but it's a great way to learn basics.

[@gravediggerawx]

Same here, thats how i got my passion for it, as well as getting the speed to move around the set. I hate that people say that it sucks becasue you cant play a real one, apparently theres dumbasses there as well.

[@MetalDave98]

LazyWhiteK1d dude sameee I honestly wouldn't have been a drummer if it weren't for that game and it was good to have around so I could do free drum when I couldn't play my real kit at night lol

[@rrabionth711]

LazyWhiteK1d

[@Tuxedodrum17]

seriously thought i was the only one.

[@FakePlasticDrummer6]

damn same. im like top 500 on that game and thats how i learned

[@leonaswind]

4:44 is so painfull to hear

[@B.M.Skyforest]

2:20 "I need a cymbal right there" is sooo relatable!

[@michaellockyer4557]

5:04 "Who invented 3/4?" - Plays 6/8 haha

[@skeene_6824]

LuckyDucky its in simplest form

[@unsubme2157]

Michael Lockyer im no music expert, but im pretty sure 6/8 is the exact same as 3/4

[@michaellockyer4557]

Not exactly. The beat emphasis in 6/8 is (1)-2-3-(4)-5-6 whereas 3/4 is (1)-(2)-(3).

[@unsubme2157]

Ah, not sure how it all works lol. I was just referring to the math.... being facetious

[@britten6199]

honestly, I can never tell the difference. It sounds practically the same to me

[@_Charles_LeClerc_]

Even though he was pretending to be really badHe was still a lot better than me

[@talippens]

What are you even doing here?

[@MrHansDelbruck]

*SONIC, GOTTA GO FAST!* Definition of my trying to play the drums...

[@Fleetato]

I remember watching this when it first came out and being a beginner drummer I was guilty of most of the things in the video but I was in complete denial haha. so glad I can watch it now and be like what was I doing oh my god

[@stonebrick1562]

"At least I can play white stripes songs!" (Proceeds to hit bass drum slowly)

[@Cypeq]

i can almost hear 7 nation army.

[@batboysadventures1855]

Stone Brick same

[@gunnermoomo2080]

@@Cypeq I heard hardest button to button but sure

[@jesuschristonabike8878]

Yes, that *is* what happened. Well done.

[@itssk1092]

@@Cypeq i can def hear it lmao

[@nuriel1825]

Now imagine your favorite drummer counting out loud during gigs.

[@nuriel1825]

alen rosen I don't think he's anyone's favorite drummer.

[@alihadidy3660]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@rebeccabergholdt9500]

ImpalaPhanCookie SAmE!!!!!

[@alastairk0159]

"hear him counting silently" lmao. i dont envy drummers that have to keep count of off beat shit like that

[@aii1717]

What helps me drum is trying to play drums with music and it really helps your progression.

[@MarioFilmsProductions]

2:31 I mean The Rev from avenged sevenfold had 2 toms in a live show in 2003

[@MarioFilmsProductions]

Here’s the video btw kzbin.info/www/bejne/iWiXoWSIgbVjabM

[@FazbearsLegacy]

thanks dudd

[@stbone6274]

2:26 Actual footage of Lars in 2002-3 during the making of St. Anger

[@yuvalofek5135]

Your comment is so underrated

[@stbone6274]

yuval ofek it’s kind of recent and this video has been up for a while so I guess that’s part of the reason😂

[@grimlockfgz_2634]

The only Lars comment I can laugh about xD

[@ej22_gc86]

Tbf I quite like it xd

[@aestheticaltwat]

Lars is very overrated. Most of his drum beats are literally just the 4/4 beat with a few tom fills every now and again.

[@matchesarefun]

You: has 5 symbols and 2 toms. Me: has 5 toms and 2 symbols. This is a really creepy coincidence.

[@re-iu4je]

Cymbals not symbols

[@dumbbear8478]

You have 5 toms???? Tf???

[@drummerboy0620]

KinkajouLuver 18 might be a Tama Superstar Classic. Very good drum sets. Comes in a 7pc

[@loduon7118]

Why tf do you have 5 toms.

[@sprudel8878]

And i have 2 Symbals but i want 3. And have 3 toms and need mostly only 2 of them. :(

[@tiredzuko835]

Who’s here after Neil Peart passed away. Rest In Peace

[@StrangerE0ns]

Hello, Zuko here

[@tiredzuko835]

@@StrangerE0ns Hello, I'm here

[@braindrillcp8935]

4:01 MVP Despised Icon I didn’t know that at least one person know that band

[@LukeDatema]

1:30 hits me in a personal way.... If I could go one day without dropping a drum stick while playing, I would be a happy man

[@Nosrednawdrummer]

Do you have butter in your hands or what?

[@LukeDatema]

wanderson167 Sweaty hands 😂

[@Nosrednawdrummer]

Luke Datema I'd recommend some professional drumming gloves.

[@niconom7436]

Luke Datema I recommend duct tape

[@jonathonzarb-cousin4295]

Get the Vic firth grip

[@seanwoodsmusic]

What beginner drummer has that many cymbals

[@bayleed3660]

TRUUUUEEE, especially zildjian A-customs

[@williamchasse1981]

Quinton Davis but whyyyyy

[@flacidhouse350]

Rich ones.

[@xSPACEGAMERZx]

My first drum set had 2 damn cymbals. I would've killed for this many

[@GNVS300]

Metal ones

[@callumwilson7361]

Tbh. Hitting your finger when your going hard is one of the most painful things ever ahaha

[@user-fu6bi9uf1y]

4:24 That was honestly pretty sick...

[@happyhellday3]

5:50 That hurt to watch.

[@dashoopss]

for real, i cringed

[@raptorbadger69]

it was like listening to nails on a chalk board. I felt my soul leaving my body.

[@yoop4322]

same

[@ruth4064]

ikr I don't even play drums but I cringed

[@sam5am_]

Me in my first year of drumming lmao

[@sam5am_]

Oh who am I kidding I'm still like that after 3 years

[@officialzSTARE]

TheWalkingDictionary me too 😂

[@rachelljohnson9009]

Been drumming a year and a half. I have a feeling I'm right in the middle of the beginners' hump. It's quite uncomfortable here.

[@Leta409]

^ same

[@thegametesterman]

TheWalkingDictionary Cas, I FOUND YOU

[@antianti328]

I definitely said "What's wrong with these sticks, I can't grip them"

[@birdy8519]

“Ahh I think I got a splinter”

[@mattmcguiredrums]

Haha this is amazing.

[@dobrivojeamidzic9173]

Matt McGuire omg you are awesome

[@noahaines]

big ups matt, keep up your sick work

[@stevenorellana7574]

Matt McGuire omg ur my god

[@vzm4663]

OH MAN! Hey Matt!!! =) Two of my favorite drummers in one video! (who both share my first names) 😂

[@maxmoritz1931]

Matt McGuire matt mcguire my drum god!!!!

[@downfallofmankind]

i'm waiting for the bassist one.

[@anniemac7625]

TrashySkrub it will never come, we always are ignored 😭 #bassplayerproblems

[@robbytolentino6088]

Ånnëka Cat queen Bass players dont get the love

[@maxmoritz1931]

TrashySkrub already exists

[@dannievienna7012]

I would watch it! :-) #bassplayerproblems

[@bomis181094]

Yes please!

[@viniciusribeiro7279]

0:30 playing jazz while wearing a Suicide Silence shirt, the perfect balance

[@gijshoen6685]

0:32 I thought that he'd play something else...

[@michaelborg4771]

What's really hard is a paradiddle followed by an inverted paradiddle followed by a paradiddle.

[@alesh_k]

Michael Borg is that RLRRRRLR?

[@michaelborg4771]

Ales Kozelj It'd be RLRRLRLL LRLLRLRR RLRRLRLL

[@superball2452]

a dream of a drummer's joke! #NotAtAll ;)

[@Sterlings_End]

Gonna try this lol

[@suckmydingledong]

My drum teacher had no problem doing weird stuff like that, at amazing speeds too. I can safely assume he had a deal with satan.

[@Dokkensound]

Not quite my tempo.

[@nicholasfumagalli3956]

Rob Easterday whiplash

[@MrSpartanm33]

Rob Easterday are you going to be a dragger or a rusher? Or are you going to be ON MY FUCKING TIME!?!??

[@Dokkensound]

I been a musical rusher my whole life. I think that's why I enjoy punk so much. This video is hysterical and scary true.

[@Shlurpy448]

1:07 to 1:10 that sounds like it could be in a song

[@frankiefrankman]

Yeah. Like a Shaggs song.

[@howmanysubscanigetwithoutp2420]

Been playing for 10 years and I still want more cymbals

[@gavingriffitt3478]

2:25 Lars Ulrich during St. Anger recording

[@ryanbazail]

I thought the same tho ng

[@Balto678]

Damn that sounds good 😂😂

[@andrewnibbi]

Okay make all the jokes you want but getting the throne in the right position is the hardest thing about being a drummer. Everything is thrown off when you’re not seated in your normal place.

[@toonastyy4417]

Andrew Nibbi agreed my throne is in perfect position but i bruise my thigh cause I always hit it on rimshots but it feels wrong anywhere else

[@drummerboy0620]

Facts. I’ll stand there for 5 minutes placing it in the perfect soot

[@daradoyle8911]

I dont own a thrown, I have a small room so I just sit on my bed and play then at practices I sit on whatever chair they can find, helps my kit control but yeah it took some getting used to

[@Break.theteeth.ofthe.wicked369]

Actually the hardest part is buying the equipment

[@nickkohlmann]

@@Break.theteeth.ofthe.wicked369 lol

[@harrytelfer7298]

I remember wanting a cymbal right in the middle of a setup I ended up having it for a while, but it was my least used Now that I've downsized, I just have a little effects bell in that place

[@natsuki._.8640]

I’m starting to play drums for 5th grade band and I’ve been obsessed with band memes and band videos ever since

[@joshsteffen]

bahaha! That Travis Barker part was fuckin great.

[@julianwieder130]

Josh Steffen sooo accurate :D

[@geddyknee1633]

Love your channel, man!

[@daviddepachuca2423]

Josh Steffen i see you everyvvhere

[@_porchmann_2513]

Sup josh

[@MapleApeBand]

Fuck you nah jokes love you

[@readysetstudios4877]

5:33 "been practicing drums AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL DAY" more like 5 minutes

[@dynad00d15]

tbh, when i rent a practice space, i spend at least 45 minutes tuning, placing, micing... and i play for 3 hours straight.. :)

[@einzelganger6664]

Yes, that's the joke. Congratulations, you got the joke.

[@theowlhouseseason3213]

I know its not that unusual But i read this comment when this moment came out

[@UltraDorkMan]

As someone who started drumming a year ago, and then didn’t touch the set for six months, this is painfully accurate

[@essenceisaway3633]

“who invented 3 4” brooooo any musician 😂 also me

[@anna-zz8ge]

I play the Drums since i'm 7 and -i still drop the Sticks - i still play on my old trashy DrumKit somewhere in a room thats like 2x2 meters ( oh wow so much space for cymbals) - i still get weird looks everytime i play because i'm like the only Drummer Girl in my village&environement

[@anna-zz8ge]

A. Stévenin As like a beginner song? One of my faves is In the Shadows by the Rasmus! ( but i dont know if thats what you meant lol) Have a good time ! Peace

[@doodles5108]

I’m the only girl guitarist in my neighborhood/school idk how this is related but whatever 😂

[@drummerboy0620]

It’s alright to be a girl drummer. I mean go watch Kristina Schiano. She’s hella good

[@marloesbrummelman8180]

Omg 100% same, played since I was 7, still playing on my first (second hand ofc) kit, drummer girl I know of in my environment and still drop my sticks way too often haha

[@baka2517]

Same accept the last one

[@isosubject5169]

things beginner guitars player say

[@Frrarii]

already done

[@Badusername2000]

he's done that before but its not on this channel, just search it up.

[@jakeofyo]

*When playing a hard riff* This is impossible.

[@aaahah9931]

Manuel Clavijo iv been playing for six months and a guitar employee at Ken Stanton who had been playing for 12 years said I was doing more advanced stuff than him after seeing my tab *AND IM 11!!*

[@thereallonefallout1920]

Manuel Clavijo "I think I'm good enough to play live" *only can play two songs* "Fuck, the tuning isn't right" and "where are the tabs for this song?!"

[@mecrumbly429___4]

"This isn't fun, I just wanna *Play!*" My entire drumming experience since I've started summed up in once phrase.

[@jackmason1637]

I wish I had that kit as a begginer haha

[@synne1236]

This is a personal attack

[@jakeralston5114]

Displeasedvirgoloser it’s not it is a joke I am a beginner drummer and I found it funny I don’t actually do any of those things and most beginners don’t ether it is just the people who don’t practice and don’t get lessons that fail

[@charliehewitt3455]

@@jakeralston5114 same here but improved grade 4 soon

[@bjornzek]

SPG you realize he was joking too, right?

[@ishand8209]

2:37 , "How good could i really be with two toms" Idk, ask buddy rich lol

[@bryanstarkweather]

Ishan Dwivedi Buddy had 3, but one was a towel holder, literally.

[@opnoah2085]

Ask Josh Dun of Twenty One Pilots (He aint got shit on Buddy but still xD)

[@MysticGacha]

Drumset Players: Damn I can play fast Marching Snare Players: First time?

[@kirjian]

Practicing paradiddles with the snares off, then practicing them on the rim, that hit me harder than it should've

[@_Stevio_]

"man I need more cymbals" he has 5 I have 2 give me 5 cymbals I will be just as good as Jared

[@urmom-bw1mh]

Juanald Trump same

[@rarebluewuutbee4664]

Stevio 7177+ He wasn't talking about the hi-hat or the ride symbol. He was talking about the crash symbols

[@tylergrubb9528]

I have 3

[@angelleemacias6377]

I don't have any cymbals

[@AlkalineBatterien]

RareBlueWUUTBee There's too much symbolism in what you said :-P

[@rynov34]

Jared should make a video explaining all the different types of metal

[@seba145]

rynov34 yes please, specially now that there are more subgenres than ever

[@damianojeda938]

rynov34 I don't think he really understands all of the different sub genres

[@RyanChaos.0]

nobody understands all the different types lol.

[@damianojeda938]

People who've listened enough to the different subgenres do. I would say that I do myself

[@KevinLuper99]

umm he has...?

[@prestonshortridge527]

That paradiddle part got me, " Its way easier to do this( proceeds to do single strokes)". 😭😭

[@cinnamonbulla]

I watched this a week ago. I started drumming bout 2.5-3 weeks now. I'm starting to do more of these things as the time goes on

[@InsomniacMatt]

Surprised the beginner drummer wasn't praising lars

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

InsomniacMatt who's Travis Barker by the way?

[@jordeh_1590]

K McAlpine blink 182

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

Jordeh_ *facepalm* Didn't he appear in Guitar Hero World Tour?

[@skwisgaarskwigelf1365]

Lars is worth praising. Just not for the actual skill at the drumset.

[@reecemartin453]

untill he opens his mouth.

[@inferiordior]

2:04 that sounds pretty good actually

[@drk90009]

he cant even pretend to be a bad drummer :/

[@lukestorm6042]

Ikr

[@mikeg1032]

KieManEiy yes

[@henrywasden4838]

As a mere band percussionist who barely plays kit, I still screamed internally

[@sorasmith5221]

Omfg the “at least I can play white stripe songs” got me because when I was a beginner that was my favorite song to play