Things Footballer said that I cant stop thinking about

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[@zeebag1664]

I appreciate my family, my wife, my girlfriend -A wise footballer

[@pasta3765]

He spoke and he’s in big trouble

[@ImMamba]

Lol

[@noshadb.e3111]

the problem was the apologizing after that which unveil the truth

[@zeebag1664]

@@noshadb.e3111 yeah lol

[@butterflymoon6368]

which country is he from?

[@mehrnoushrm]

“My wife and my girlfriend” and then he worked himself into a heart attack 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[@OtsileM]

insha'Allah Liezel will take him back

[@rid2148]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@leoaguinaga8599]

Pepe is the cleanest defender in europe: - Pepe

[@omegoshtv5288]

Pepe means banana in my etnic language

[@lordfarquad1544]

@@omegoshtv5288 it means givegive in my language

[@ayushm8252]

@@omegoshtv5288 pepe means papaya in my language

[@n124ajdx]

It means dirty player in my language

[@RunicRhino22]

It means crunch someone’s leg in mine

[@Tanukiureshi]

You should listen to spanish speaking players after the games. It's a diamond mine I tell you. "You know, soccer is like chess but without the dice. We lost because we did not win but we have to consider that if the ball entered it would have been a goal. In the end, the game was neither good or bad but the complete opposite. Thank you."

[@Moonlight-ju4qi]

Losing my last braincells trying to decipher this

[@JackieGian]

Germans aren't any better my dude "If you ask me if I'm happier about my goal than I am sad about the draw, I'd have to say that I feel predominantly both. But you know if I'm standing in front of a goal i just don't think. I never do that. We didn't want to let the other team score, which actually went really well until their first goal. And you know, once you're 0:2 behind a 1:1 is just not possible anymore. And if you don't score, you're convinced you don't score, so you actually don't score. But in the end, this was a game that, if it went differently, could have ended differently. It's just really hard to win, if you don't score, you know. What you see here could be the anticipation for the things that come later, so hold your breath and don't forget to breathe. The likelihood of us winning is now more or less 50:50 if not even 60:60".

[@MarcoReus1109]

“My wife and my girlfriend” *Say no more*

[@Model_Roe]

I legit screamed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rakesh59]

This hazard laugh is gold.

[@GiacoC]

And then he went to Madrid and stopped laughing

[@tomerbauer]

It's a fake about arsenal 😂😂

[@petarkostic9755]

Well it is not rly his laugh and not ivanovic's voice, they were laughing about his bad englsh

[@Joe-fn9mi]

@@petarkostic9755 No they laughed because he joked that Arsenal was the biggest club in the world

[@marcsanz1509]

@@Joe-fn9mi Nah mate, it´s edited, the real one was about some charity ad

[@alecsbizarrememes7862]

The hazard laughing at him mentioning arsenal was fake but nvm

[@jacobbalcer7913]

ok, but everyone knows that

[@truenoae8689]

It was? I'm out of the loop lol

[@alecsbizarrememes7862]

@@jacobbalcer7913 not really.

[@Skyhigh864]

@@truenoae8689 he just laughs at his accent still jokes

[@everythingisawesome2903]

@@jacobbalcer7913 No, some people actually think that's real.

[@Torsteinhauger]

Erling is the most honest down to earth person. Sometimes he is quirky and sarcastic, but that's how we Norwegians are. Why do people find him so funny?

[@ismailhassan1234]

He's only down to earth because he downloaded the latest 'down to earth ' pack when he started his career

[@Torsteinhauger]

@@ismailhassan1234 😂😂

[@Westham_dan]

Maybe because he’s a funny guy...

[@bharatbt4139]

@@ismailhassan1234 😂😂😂 That's fucking funny bruh 😂😂

[@SIRTACONATOR007]

i couldn't understand the conversation. what are they saying?

[@mahdimahdavi2083]

"Appa pia papapa aaa papapa papapapa" Big notice from jose mourinho

[@ThatGuyReyansh]

Saf saying mascherano is one of the funniest moments in football lmao

[@lebronjames464]

The best player in the world? Ferdinand: Diego maradona Ronaldo: me Anderson: I'm Diego Maradona 😂😂

[@tryagain5001]

I think Anderson combined both their answers and said : me , Maradona

[@lebronjames464]

@@tryagain5001 lmao like a caveman 😆

[@martingrigorov8201]

That send me 🤣🤣🤣

[@zhongxina8427]

Reporter: Why did you do that? Haaland: *WHY NOT?*

[@jp2650]

I can’t stop laughing at “apapa pia a pa pa pa” randomly showing up 😹

[@UltimateIrishRebel]

Those Grealish ones have me crying laughing. "There's so much loike tactical stuff goin on"

[@Model_Roe]

Yo I screamed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he doesn't know what encyclopedia means?????? Definition of dumb jock

[@oceanmike8516]

“My wife and my girlfriend” -Nigerian don (Best line ever)

[@quentinosaurus7966]

Jose must be protected at all costs

[@dwarfogaming9323]

“Grealish is a very smart footballer”-no one ever doesn’t know what an encyclopaedia is and said that this euros is different to any other euros because of the tactical stuff going on, so that’s never been part of football before clearly tactics were made at euro 2020

[@ourqueen8423]

It's encyclopædia

[@user-hr2zy7ct8h]

No he's right I've watched football for 100 years and never heard of the tactical stuff

[@jacobbalcer7913]

@@ourqueen8423 both encyclopedia and encyclopaedia are proper no need to mess with the lad

[@dwarfogaming9323]

@@user-hr2zy7ct8h he’s just a genius

[@wasgehtlol7097]

@@jacobbalcer7913 it was a how I met your mother reference (I hope)

[@ZexaXIII]

Sir Alex Ferguson's sarcasm is gold. Obviously it would be Messi he would never sign a former Liverpool player.

[@johnnyjoestar5965]

Michael Owen? he won the ballon d'or with Liverpool

[@ZexaXIII]

@@johnnyjoestar5965 I mean If Messi Ineasta Xavi were present I don't think he would go for Mascherano

[@Hasan_Piker_Fan]

No shit Sherlock

[@adityasrivastava6428]

@@ZexaXIII as much sense as you make the only area where that united team could have been improved,is in the dm role, which is why I don't think it was blatant sarcasm

[@shaboebaboe7482]

Y'allright Neymar sunny init will never not make me laugh

[@anushahmed]

0:28 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@naomichan4130]

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[@chupapimunano1085]

My man knew he fuck it up

[@iMANTlS]

Need a 30 minutes compliation of Roy Keane and Mou

[@simonhdfifa1685]

Grealish is so dense sometimes

[@filipp3296]

What did he say? I can't hear it

[@TheMasterpiecePD]

@@filipp3296 Dude doesn't know what an encyclopedia is

[@filipp3296]

@@TheMasterpiecePD i get it now thanks

[@BianaBee]

Erling Haaland has the best answers to interviewers questions.

[@Model_Roe]

I think it's the language barrier 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that's what makes his response so funny

[@benkaczmar]

That lingard one is an icon.

[@bigshell33]

Why can’t you stop thinking about these? ZeBra: eh, why not. I prefer not to speak.

[@liamr1064]

2:43 😂

[@kimmazzone7179]

I’ve always wondered what ivanovic really said.

[@elviskosova2199]

@Kim Mazzone it was a sponsor and his English was terrible and hazard started busting out of laughter

[@misasa2176]

*ya right neymar yeh sunny innit*

[@ankitrajendra9018]

werner also said quite a few funny things tbh

[@pannihto7588]

"You're testing my patience" 😂😂😂

[@footballeditzs.7735]

1:08 Me explaining to my mum when she opens the door at me at the bathroom why I was dancing Nak**

[@mahirrahman2224]

2:40 best

[@zozox9044]

2:34 💀😂

[@dude3099]

Epic thumbnail

[@hcvideos2471]

The second he said arsenal he just started laughing so much amazing

[@chidubem826]

Ferguson eventually signed the English Mascherano, Phil Jones. Respect.

[@erenthec9281]

DO NOT EVEN.. no no no no no the weather? the weather? yea? the weather? yea?

[@viktorkopinc4055]

Eden is funny guy, nowhere to be seen or found since that laughter, seems like emile smith-rowe will be uncatchable for him in 5 years time hahahahaha

[@georgepowell2504]

When Keane said ‘really’ it gives me madddd Ricky Gervais vibes

[@finding_aether]

@0.23 My wife... and my girlfriend... lmao.

[@butterflymoon6368]

Grealish is SUCH a footballer.

[@Model_Roe]

He's walking definition of dumb jock 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you don't know what encyclopedia means my dude?????? Oh my word

[@Akuzastar]

"Yeah Maradona" "ME" "Yeah no Maradona" 😂😂😂😂

[@fbislimshady]

"Apapapiyapapapa ahpapapa ah papapa" really felt that😤

[@anthonyhiggins9799]

The guy before Jose should have taken Jose's advice.

[@morimurabito]

Ronaldo once said: -Insalllah -Süüü ü

[@ned7001]

That euros had tactical stuff going all over the place

[@blast473]

Guess you're sleeping alone .... Like Haaland

[@insanegaming4061]

🥲

[@Model_Roe]

Haaland's second language is English that can only explain why his interviews sound so awkward

[@LocalNoob_2]

Halland is built different

[@modestpelicanpelicanking3108]

Ferdinand :”Diego Maradona.” Ronaldo:”Me” everyone laughs Now a days everyone : SSUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[@prysrek8858]

Timo Werner saying that he loves Fortnite and watches Fortinite streams would've been epic to put in here

[@mgstudioskenya]

Sir Alex on Messi 😂😂

[@joefawcett2191]

Never realized Ronaldo was such a goon, also can't believe you didnt include Alex Ferguson's "could have killed the lad" van persie moment

[@Ars-back223]

My family, my wife and my gelfriend Moments before disaster

[@lordshivag]

Where was the Harry Kane Scholes clip?

[@Hafris33]

Da weader? DA WEADER!?

[@StevenDavisonYT]

Half of these are dubbed. The Hazard one had the Chelsea boys promoting some charity and JT said his part in his standard British voice with inflection etc and then Ivanovic stuttered in his deep Serbian accent and it made Eden Hazard crack up

[@jadenbowden7828]

So just one then

[@theogreflex5849]

You aight Neyma sunny innit?

[@covidmakesmoney866]

You missing im getting old by haaland

[@Uthmaan]

"My wife and my girlfriend-- I mean only my wife, sorry to say!" (Mans knew he messed up lmaooo)

[@Syro07]

Mascherano

[@limdoo6473]

“InCHAllah”

[@ZexaXIII]

Classics.

[@dagemabera1353]

Roy Keane is the best 😂😂

[@Yakonsupremacy]

Even tho the chelsea clip is fake its still funny

[@alfiewright1396]

U want some chikkhhen lad

[@selahkeys]

Who’s the guy that says “really you know”

[@babatundaeisthegoat1176]

My respect for begovic 📈📈📈

[@kingjam3s540]

0:33

[@marosleosulej5448]

P2?

[@pavlestojanovic9631]

1:20 ok but why would you post a fake one when the original is even funniest

[@lightcase377]

Grealish trying to speak is amazing to watch

[@hassanmuse3930]

My wife and my girlfriend. I'm dead😂

[@Model_Roe]

Bruh I screamed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I nearly died laughing that was hysterical

[@hectorsandoval9181]

Everytime I listen a British guy speaking, remember: A bo'ohw'o'wo'er meme

[@Model_Roe]

I screamed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Grealish is definition of dumb jock

[@the1andOnlyDarwuso]

0:24 LMAO

[@RJa26]

AH noooo🤣🤣🤣

[@austinnevels7447]

Who is the very first guy?

[@petyolobutov221]

Apapapiapapapa aapapa PAPAPA 🙂

[@abhilashsaikia3916]

That laugh 1:21 😂

[@Ripfox]

. aaaAa! Haaa Ha Ha

[@mirrorthorns275]

That’s haaland u spak😂

[@yo_eddie2576]

Was cristiano drunk in that clip? What was going on there.

[@garymcmanus9946]

The AI algorithm was re booting

[@leroymane]

CR7 is so sure because he have the determination and willing to work harder than anyone to be the best player in the world

[@jeshpeshable]

And hes still not

[@shuumo453]

@@jeshpeshable legit lmao

[@maaaaaap]

@@jeshpeshable but he was

[@adrian16281]

@@jeshpeshable he is still a legend, and at one point he was the best player in the world

[@peter9111]

Good thing Grealish has his looks…

[@Model_Roe]

Idk I screamed when I saw that part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 but most of them sound like dumb jocks no brain cells

[@nxg1265]

whys no one talking about the last edited video of neymar and rashford😭🤣

[@Model_Roe]

The first clip of the wife and girlfriend overshadowed everything else 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@moonlightfitz]

My wife and my girlfriend💀

[@tadiwamhlanga2933]

"Arsenal lol"

[@CH01CE_]

why u do that y not? lmao

[@47michaelcooper]

know any scouse??

[@mebanshanrynjah7319]

My name is Maradona

[@bosstha1749]

your name is mebanshan rynjah

[@idrissb9742]

Sunny innit ahhaha

[@porkeman9007]

Yo neymar sunny innit

[@marioionion2]

Why not

[@limao1477]

THE WEATHA, THE WHEATHA

[@annergetic2728]

I was about to comment but I have nothing to say

[@butterflymoon6368]

why did alec think that was a stupid question?

[@Runmeerkat]

Because the answer was Messi obviously.

[@panosa7789]

Lmfao Ivanovich hahahhahahhaha that was amazing

[@Anil-ie4xs]

🤣🤣🤣

[@snapop200]

Arsenal 😂

[@lmodric19]

where tf is cantona ahaha

[@AtomicXen]

my wife and my girlfriend.....

[@arhanghosh2744]

Let me talk