Things Got Really REAALLYY Weird | SCP: SL

[@Kantech_exe]

Timestamps: 0:00 - Class D / 4:46 - Nine Tailed Fox 8:47 - Class D / 13:50 - Nine Tailed Fox 18:58 - Scientist 27:15 - Class D 33:05 - Facility Guard / 34:30 - SCP 049 2 43:32 - Scientist 48:00 - Class D 54:00 - SCP 079 1:04:50 - Class D / 1:16:05 - Chaos Insurgency / 1:21:08 - Nine Tailed Fox 1:23:52 - Facility Guard / 1:29:42 - Nine Tailed Fox / 1:35:10 - Nine Tailed Fox 1:41:30 - Class D / 1:47:18 - Nine Tailed Fox 1:54:12 - Facility Guard / 1:58:58 - Class D / 2:05:20 - SCP 049 2 2:08:50 - Class D / 2:14:43 - Chaos Insurgency 2:16:31 - Class D / 2:22:17 - Chaos Insurgency 2:26:04 - Class D / 2:31:50 - Nine Tailed Fox / 2:37:21 - Nine Tailed Fox 2:43:12 - Facility Guard / 2:48:35 - Nine Tailed Fox

[@youraveragesadist8308]

Of course i find your comment :) once again thx for the work!

[@youraveragesadist8308]

+ holy crap kaif really isn't scp much, huh?

[@antisocial6923]

god damn you're fast

[@vinh2732]

1:21:08 He respawns as MTF right as he dies

[@Kantech_exe]

@@vinh2732 thanks for the info :p

[@nuggsy7085]

I swear to god. Lilly is the cause of all chaos and confusion in the world. Every time she plays it's utter insanity and hilarious. xD 10/10

[@SYMBI05IS]

Even Lily playing in Among Us, she just accuse everyone without evidence and always managed to get away with it. So yeah, she's the 2nd one you have to look out for after Kaif's Silver Tongue

[@Haz4ler]

3:37 Kaif - “should I be worried?” Doggo - “MAYYBE”

[@shiny4984]

kaf's spirit animal is either a baguette, a rat or a cockroach i know a baguette isn't an animal, but kaif might as well convince people it is

[@AceAxolotl]

a d-boi

[@timeforgottenprince8271]

I'd say it's a crow, due to how intelligent and crafty they are, and how they represent death, when Kaif is imposter that is.

[@Lizzard-rz3qo]

@@timeforgottenprince8271 aren't we the murder of crows watching him go?

[@Real-Rat]

Rat gang AHO

[@hohenburg5497]

I would say that he is a Crow and a baguette is his favored weapon

[@Nestron_sadly]

I just realized at 27:35 when kaif was shooting Tier as 173 he was shooting him with a Com-15 which according to the SCP SL Wiki does 21.4 damage per hit normally now first off this is an extremely rough estimate and peanut could take less damage or maybe since it was a special gun it did less but I counted around 40 shots give or take 5. That means in theory he could dealed anywhere from 749 Damage or 963. Or he could like 3 and I could have just wasted all of this time. EDIT: I watched further the gun was glitched I spent like 10 minutes figuring that out.

[@ionstriker9342]

rip

[@siegwardinspirit]

F

[@OpRaven-62]

F

[@shiny4984]

i like how as soon as they said "go", everyone t-posed at the same time

[@DarkOfLight]

me: Oh hey ! new vid on the vod channel hell yeah ! Kaif: I Love You me: *Oh*

[@youraveragesadist8308]

3 views, 16 likes and 10 comments i cannot see? perfect. this is just perfect. It means i am here before the timestamps tho

[@nftscreenshotter2013]

Ooh about that...look under you

[@daringpotato6639]

@@nftscreenshotter2013 i fucking hate your profile picture

[@potassium8759]

Old meme

[@krubyte497]

The best intro to any of these videos

[@jacobguillerey4476]

"I love you." Damn i need to hear those words irl.

[@goose1368]

Hearing rob yell wanker on comms at 25:07 brought me into a pit if laughter i have yet to escape from

[@rinnekojin2813]

Someone hit the neighborhood cat, he was a chonky lovey kinda kitty.. the vod kinda helped cheer me up, so great timing, have a good day everyone.

[@crawler6019]

Seems like we gotta kill a bastard, don't we?

[@jollykirby2138]

yup

[@Adahy_Bullet]

Yup

[@lostaccount8222]

Yup

[@smol_might3569]

Haven't laughed this hard in months. SR the most cursed blessing ever, I love these guys

[@rebeccadonaghy9644]

I am a simple person. I see new Kaif content, I bake cookies, I bundle in a blanket burrito, and I CLICK. >:3

[@zalektheprotogen1625]

I would do the same if I knew how to cook lol. Also try oatmeal cookies they are da best.

[@JustAKomiFan]

I do the same but with chips and become a blanket *MOUNTAIN*

[@JustAKomiFan]

@@zalektheprotogen1625 oatmeal raisin or just regular oatmeal cookies?

[@zalektheprotogen1625]

@@JustAKomiFan regular oatmeal

[@Pocket_Crab]

@@zalektheprotogen1625 I see your oatmeal and I raise oatmeal chocolate chip cookies as the best cookie.

[@Adrienthe12]

21:14 lol how many things were happening there

[@bobbarker5294]

I hereby award Stan with the title "Clit Commander" this title was formerly carried by Jay (from jay and silent bob) but has now be passed on unto Stan. May he be worthy of his new title.

[@drunkgamer273]

Kaif, thank you for everything. I have been watching your vids for months now and you have become my favorite stream/vod channel. Please keep being you cause you bring me happiness while my family and have lost our home and live now in motels until we can find a home that accepts us an our 7 year old pitbull Brewtis( 2 years living in a motel so far sadly). Thank you for everything friend!

[@AceAxolotl]

Well...the name “drunk gamer” doesn’t give me much hope for you

[@drunkgamer273]

@@AceAxolotl what a horrible thing to say. I hope you are happy with yourself

[@AceAxolotl]

@@drunkgamer273 Yep...hence why i wrote it :/

[@DatToTheBoi]

Everytime you upload a SCP vod it's always hilarious

[@theslyfoxgaming108]

21:27 reminds me of that time he was standing in a doorway and neither 049 or he know they were standing next to each other as they were watching... something

[@SYMBI05IS]

That Thumbnail of Kaif Blushing and being a Tsundere almost made me Gay

[@L0tss]

I dont think that was supposed to be kaif, I think it's just the d class design and the classic chinstrap

[@sennath6227]

@@L0tss i mean same difference at that point

[@LuanHimmlisch]

. _.

[@strxwbxrry_420]

Well, it made me gayer

[@crawler6019]

2:00:18 I think that's the first time I heard Stan wheeze

[@SnailCraft3741]

I love the anatomy lesson from the SR crew 🤣

[@jaywilkey1323]

1;59;20 has big "Dormamu we have come to bargain" energy.

[@angramainyu4599]

Kaif b like idk how I hear footsteps while playing Me b like bro you ever hear of heightened senses due to stress

[@AceAxolotl]

Using b to abbreviate a two letter wold is like typing your in place of you’re...there’s just no reason to, and it makes you look like you’re nine years old

[@angramainyu4599]

@@AceAxolotl and I care y

[@AceAxolotl]

@@angramainyu4599 Does you mom know you're being mean to people on the internet?

[@angramainyu4599]

@@AceAxolotl boy if this mean than I'd hate for you to live in my world XD

[@snowouroboros9250]

@@AceAxolotl dude. Fuck off. You knew what they meant, so you do not need to b a quivering child. That and you technically were the one being rude first, all the more reason how you are a child: attacks someone, they retaliate, and then you act like a victim. That's just gross.

[@Animalace3]

I've also gotten a degree in Sound, though it was more music oriented. But with Covid hitting just as I got my degree, I don't really have high hopes atm of getting a job in the field.

[@Dragonowl2130]

Fun fact about spawning In scp. There is a cap on how many people can spawn each wave and who spawns is decided by the order of death.

[@Dragonowl2130]

@@DominicRondeau-ri2gi no cap my friend

[@potatobean6064]

The one time you play PC is the one time all the other SCPs die in tragically stupid ways.

[@arfurpups1805]

Oh my god! is that The LEGENDARY Mel?!

[@Gangreenfeet77]

4:28 peanut said “SUPRISE BITCH”

[@thesilentgamer7362]

That toasted bread thing, pretty sure its a panini

[@L0tss]

1:21:06 "Did you die?" "Unfortunately, yes. But I lived!"

[@awcy6902]

But he says "Sazar Sucks" at that timestamp or am I deaf?

[@arkonrazer1682]

24:03 Thats gamer sense

[@bloodreaper8822]

when u and locus had peanut trapped reminded me of a time were I got a peanut killed in decontamination doing that

[@Jorem_K]

A Cyber Cafe with stupidly fast internet speeds would probably still be viable depending on the bevs served

[@MrBubas]

49:13 Mastozz Doggo SCP barks 😂

[@xudros3534]

That’s the best into to a video I’ve ever heard

[@gamermanPS3]

Kaif seeing playing pc and not closing/opening doors asap hurts my soul Edit: Him also not having a clue where to look didn't help lol

[@laserspacecats4295]

9:44 Who coulda thought the scp containment chamber contained the scp?

[@DonKeedic_]

I got two questions that are about SCP but are different ideas How many zombies can you have on one 049? How many flash bangs can go off at the same time to crash the server in the same room? One more cuz I thought of one: what’s the server cap for players?

[@seancannon2193]

Well I suspect the answer to question 1 is the answer to question 3 but subtracting two (049 can't be a zombie, and no chance to turn whomever dies last). This scenario would require your allied SCPs to die in time to be respawned.

[@DonKeedic_]

I meant how many 049-2 zombies can there be

[@seancannon2193]

@@DonKeedic_ Yeah... I don't think there's a cap on that, so it's limited by players. My last comment was just a convoluted way of saying that.

[@DaemonsAdvocate]

In Rainbow 6 siege I can hear a guy 3 floors below me. I've got the same thing, when they shoot the cameras at spawn I know the op they are and what cam they shot

[@lordbonney9779]

Welp, no sleep for me!

[@paulsd9255]

When he was 079, he should have used the blackout in that one cross section to trap as many of them as possible with a forever moving Peanut

[@boat66543]

agreed i have no idea why he doesn't do that...

[@aereonexapprentice7205]

At the start where kaif is confused, did i see wrong that there is a guard of a shadow holding a card opening the gate from the other side? If so then the confusing part is why the guard didnt react at all.

[@OrigionalCigarette]

Kaiffu got a Waiffu and its name is Butler

[@adammatsh9166]

When you shoot scp-173 and then you just speed him up 😑

[@adammatsh9166]

Derp

[@thomasbrewer8303]

I sore ads and my first thought was "where's Rob"

[@watash1461]

Lol the shy guy just yeeted your frienda

[@wolverestskyrider]

So if that scp gun did pistol damage kaif would had done 3870 damage to peanut.

[@Cassiniini]

I understand the title now. Could still be monetized, just gotta make the video genre "educational".

[@dragonfriend9364]

and remember kids, the moral of the story is kaifu be waifu for lifu.

[@akio0191]

I almost pissed myself why in god's name would you open a door and look behind you scared tf outta me. 2:43:50

[@baronlovat5200]

19:00 I don't know mate I don't drink. seconds later Oh drugs!

[@MartyAraragi]

That clitoris joke i only of cuz of that one movie with Steve Carrel, Dinner for Schmucks?

[@damion1865]

Uploaded 2 mins ago? Sweet. Time for some cockroachach gameplay

[@combatarcher3101]

When was the last time kaif admin abuse femured the bread stick

[@CaptainoftheFacility]

1:05:09 T E E T H

[@Brotherkiller17]

I seen the stream and oh boy did things start to get weird in one of kaifs old streams idk if this is the one tho

[@steventhedoglover]

I can hear all the tippy tappies

[@barsondor]

can we see a salt raider's DND session? Would be hilarious!

[@HivenX]

Its suprising what a welsh man will do to satisfy his american viewers by publishing his vid at 3 am

[@HivenX]

@Alexander LeBlanc thanks for the info brother i have edited the comment

[@AceAxolotl]

...while he may have a large American audience, you must realize that he is not. It takes time and effort to create great content, he should why have to worry about timing. Some people do nothing but take, they don’t care for the hand that feeds them.

[@Dguncrazy]

Wish they would add like a mech or terminator that pc could hack into and either control for a minute to kill or level up enough to take full control of it

[@Dguncrazy]

Or if the pc had a task to move like a battery to it or something to activate the mech and if you dont have enough power it takes ages to move said battery

[@Unkown-entity0330]

hey kaiffu love your videos

[@Pendergast891]

so were the chances of escaping larry's realm changed? or has it just been an extremely unlucky time these last couple of times.

[@Kaiffu]

Its changed Theres 2 possible escapes but its random for everyone

[@ibreathcheerios4294]

The fucking thumbnail.... it just screams uWu. I'm getting some real furry rap vibes from it...

[@shiny4984]

things didn't GET weird, they already where weird

[@kannonspendstoomuchtime4597]

Ayyyyyy notification squaaaad

[@G0thicW0lf]

kinda sad cause during the safety circle thing the doctor could of made the statement "time to introduce some stds" right before he went in.

[@williamfalls]

1:58:58 The quest to find the p and the c.

[@RandomPerson-yf4ox]

yello kaif man

[@Dancake5272]

Something tells me this video is not being monetized

[@seancannon2193]

Nothing too bad was said in the first 10 min, it's fine...

[@genospec3290]

I'm still one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me

[@idiotsealion6978]

Do you even read the things above the doors in light containment

[@leowlo0k774]

Are u doing a live stream every sunday? Oh and by the way KAIFFFUUUUUUU!!!!

[@leowlo0k774]

I mean kaif are u doing scp:sl lives stream every sunday

[@Rimuru1]

he got SCP once in 3 hours wow

[@Dguncrazy]

Kaif are you gonna play among us on the new map??

[@Salizor]

G'day kaif

[@thehistorians5231]

now i know why kaif never plays 079 lol

[@trevormorris4825]

Wish they made a venom scp and a bone crawler a creature that crawls on the roof and camouflage in the ceiling when it stops moving and uses its external ribs to impale those who move to fast and it grabs shy guy and they wrestle it out that way he cant just train plow everyone but not die. Want to play as cymbal monkey scp that warps to a random room and kills 1 d boy by them self that is afk everytime intercom activated, but if it is person on intercom all non scp players get purged by happy birthday.

[@giotfg5599]

54:24 How does he turn the camera without moving the cursor to the screen border?

[@Control.710]

2 years late, but you need to hold space

[@aston-o7]

(2:30:25) Intense Typing

[@terasage6539]

No timestamps on a kaiffu vod?!

[@youraveragesadist8308]

Kaiff doesn't make the timestamps himself, he usually finds ones in the comments and uses those - often from noname

[@psivampire13]

They normally don’t have timestamps until at least a few hours after it was uploaded haha. You said this 3 minutes after it was uploaded.

[@ccccdddd3343]

When is next project winter? Just curious.

[@palatinate9916]

24:28 I guess you could say its pretty anomalous... Ill see myself out

[@Rebecca.8590]

0 dislikes! the perfect number

[@water2205]

Macaroni with the beans wtf

[@tomfrommicromanagement]

1:35:12 *Charrrrrrrrrge!!!!*

[@autobotskyflame6287]

This can be labeled as educational content, right?

[@terrified057t4]

my brain hurts, what was that first part i saw...

[@ahx_sully6771]

Someone halo now kaif has to play it

[@gillgrunt633]

Kaif in a cute apron :)

[@thehatred94]

1:00:00 you... shouldn't give direction to people... you can't even figure the way in your home (PC's) WHEN YOU HAVE A MAP..... xD Worst part is you have the tip of the camera always on your right....

[@Kaiffu]

I find PC disorienting and boring :(

[@thecactus999]

079 is like being in the sidelines and it's not cool at times to have to coordinate, so you could basically just have fun

[@MrBubas]

0 dislikes is what I like to see

[@Grimstar-nj9rf]

hell yeah bruddah

[@zalektheprotogen1625]

#Likerevolution

[@ka1ns965]

But when do things not get weird... hmmmmm

[@Jiffy309]

That's a lot of D

[@peterwrench5380]

You were a Class-d 62.5% of the time of the video.

[@dino6409]

Hell yeah

[@joshua_bradford]

Kaif the ultimate waifu

[@CesarGameBoy.]

Just tell Ebbz it's not gay if it's with the Bois.

[@destroyerprime2011]

2:08:50 after the incident

[@juniorvang5533]

Just wondering how does chaos win??

[@snowouroboros9250]

Rescue D-Class and beat the fuck out the SCPs.

[@AceAxolotl]

Chaos doesn’t win, D class win, and therefore, chaos wins

[@AceAxolotl]

@@snowouroboros9250 they don’t need to kill scps, actually, hence why scps and chaos frequently work with each other.

[@snowouroboros9250]

@@AceAxolotl no idea what you mean by that, I have not seen such a case. But that's just me.

[@AceAxolotl]

@@snowouroboros9250 well, it’s just not in their requirements. Chaos only have to get a d class out, and kill ntf/guards/scientists. In most of the servers I play in, an alliance is usually formed.

[@Th3DivineSin]

What sucks about trying to run a cyber cafe is its almost impossible to make a profit unless your in asia