Things Goths NEVER Say | Black Friday

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Most of these suggestions were contributed by Mr Owl, as well as me and friends.

[@lollypops8557]

"No I don't know anyone with mental health issues."

[@phantomcyborg5747]

I'm adding that sweet 666th thumb of hell to this comment

[@MichelleBarker-wr9pn]

🤣...........😭

[@DuskAndHerEmbrace13]

A Goth KZbinr who actually references Bauhaus and Joy Division and not dark metal all the time, how refreshing!

[@musenw8834]

+SelfReferencingName I think dark and goth metal came from death and doom metal which is modern goth culture I suppose?

[@desantis7964]

Muse Nw nah. Goth culture was originally post-punk, and then branched into goth rock, darkwave, industrial etc. Metal is not linked to the Goth scene

[@Spookythereaper3]

@SelfReferencingName I reference both old school and modern day goth in some upcoming videos

[@amberhoward7807]

Why should it matter....? No offense, but I hate comments like this. We all have specific tastes and that's just fine. What's refreshing is when people aren't afraid to be themselves, not what bands they do or don't reference...

[@amberhoward7807]

@@desantis7964 the thing people keep forgetting is how a genre/scene/culture can actually change and progress. So yes, at some point metal did merge with aspects of Gothic culture. I myself growing up I was raised to listen to metal, but I couldn't figure out why 80's punk and goth bands always appealed to me as well. Many times the cultures just merge a lot or swap inspirations from one another.

[@KibblesteinTheKIbbs]

"I'm doing my whites" that one cracked me up

[@sararara5182]

+Kibblestein theKibbs Same! best one hahah

[@sapphireseptember]

I actually own quite a lot of white clothes... Oh no, I'm doomed! :D

[@Itsmebaileyc]

"Wait...Bela Lugosi's DEAD?" I could not stop laughing XD

[@alexandraknepp4263]

Same! XD

[@emmaleann1001]

Me neither XD

[@THORDOX]

I Cracked up in that part as well

[@cadaverous6]

Bailey C. Thats a good song tho

[@taiwithers6425]

Took me until the second watch to get that one but YES Bauhous

[@darthkittenn]

“It’s great how Stephanie Meyer writes such well rounded three dimensional characters, and has such a unique compelling take on vampire mythos” - things no one says ever😂

[@SquishyMain]

Not even nongoths would say that.

[@tommydannybruv]

Goths are like the nicest bunch of people from what I see.

[@TaylorTalesAll]

Eshmam Refreshing

[@ScourgeofShadows9869]

lol, really? That's so ironic! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ScourgeofShadows9869]

Thanks for complimenting me (and other goths) though! 🖤

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

They actually are, some people just assume that goths hate everybody and only like death and stuff. That isn't always true, most of them are really REALLY nice.

[@Spookythereaper3]

Thank you ever so much for complimenting me and other goths. I really appreciate ur kind words :)

[@izzywarrior5699]

"won't be long, going to the tanning salon" totally lost it 😂👏

[@aalihte380]

+Izzy Warrior same..lol

[@vampirelover1235]

omfg me too hahaha

[@Spookythereaper3]

@Izzy Warrior We never go to the tanning salon. It burns our ivory skin x,..,x

[@SatiDevi444]

quotes that actually made me lol: "emo, goth tomato tamato" "I'm doing my whites" "I've never liked Labyrinth I hate David Bowie" "no I don't know anyone with mental health issues" "I'm off to the tanning salon"

[@InAHollowTree]

I couldn't stop rewinding to "God, Peter Murphy's an ugly bastard!" and "Bela Legosi's DEAD?" LOL

[@Spookythereaper3]

@Satisha King Ahahaha, they were funny! I laughed very internally lol

[@kassennight2519]

"Peter Murphy is an ugly Bastard." This KILLED ME

[@AntisocialEmpath]

I gasped at that one

[@sarahtigerlilly]

Um, dissing Labyrinth and David Bowie should NEVER be done by anyone, and you never turn it off during "Dance, Magic Dance"!

[@itisblackfriday]

+sarahtigerlilly Correct, that's why it's things Goths *never* say :p have yet to meet an alternative person who doesn't love Labyrinth.

[@MrGlacion]

+It's Black Friday Have yet to meet any person who doesn't love Labyrinth. I'm at the point where unless someone tells me they hate it, i believe its universally loved.

[@sarahtigerlilly]

+MrGlacion Yep, that's what I meant with my comment.. That and I would shank the fool who turned off "Dance, Magic Dance". That being said I know It's Black Friday was just pretending, so no shanking for her. And by saying shank, I of course am just joking again.

[@imjustasnail]

preach.

[@katieodowd650]

Omg I know! I love labyrinth and David was great at singing and acting in it

[@genevievefromspace1866]

Best quotes: "Emo goth tomato tomahto." "I'm doing my whites" "I'm going tanning"

[@cassandraorosco1328]

Goth and emo are not the same

[@TheLairofVoltaire]

HAHHAHAH! Amazing! And so true! ; )

[@itisblackfriday]

Thanks very much!! :D ♥

[@lillykluge-browne8616]

It's Black Friday

[@Miller-og8ke]

Hey your awesome

[@Spookythereaper3]

It really got my raven black heart, that's for sure.

[@iamshe2644]

Mr owl is funny as fuck lolol... We should get some capes hahaha.

[@jgrae7669]

😄😄

[@gabbysmith6606]

😅😆😂

[@stine-kroll]

"I'm of to the tanning salon" xD Lol that made me laugh xD

[@BeCoolAndLiveLife]

Labyrinth was what awoken my sexuality.

[@Queencrazy1997]

+Michelle Blankenship you, me and half the people commenting on this video :P

[@xPrincessJellyfishx]

+GothicAvonLady97 so true

[@alexanderking9462]

+Michelle Blankenship I'm a straight male and I even find David Bowie attractive.

[@kittyroselevine2992]

me too!!!!

[@SpiderGeMo]

Wow...

[@shinobusora]

How much did it hurt to say this stuff?

[@nope8827]

A lot i think

[@chibilaichi]

You can see Black Friday nearly lose it when Mr. Owl was praising Stephanie Meyer for her writings of Twilight. 😂😂😂

[@angelabenedict]

I'm not gonna lie, I came expecting cheese (no offense!) and that was hilarious. Subscribed :D

[@toshikiuchiha13]

Wait bela lugosi is dead hahahahaha best one

[@Spookythereaper3]

+lino gomez Haha, gonna listen to classic goth music again. Maybe soon I'll listen to the banshees again and go down memory lane. I will also listen to Christian death as well 😸🖤

[@theamvgirlx]

"What I love about Punks is their commitment to hygiene" XDDDD OMG "Bela Legosi's DEAD?!" XD

[@xDruidxHD]

The one about punks and hygiene xD

[@reefrunnerart]

I'm not a punk, I'm more of a hardcore kid...so style-wise we don't really fit into "punk"...but hygiene wise...eh, we kinda do XD

[@firstnamesurname3201]

Tartarus my husband is a punk he has a shower every day

[@Spookythereaper3]

DruidsCalling That makes sense. I often tend to take a bath almost every day/night.

[@Spookythereaper3]

+Bat Queen Lol, me too. I am a goth and a punk, so not gonna lie, I love taking a good shower. My mum also does take showers very often. I think she should take a shower all the time 😂💚

[@mateolitc8898]

"I can't _stand_ David Bowie." My heart!

[@theprofessionalwizard9846]

As a fellow Goth I have an infinitesimal number of white shirts and blouses that take FOREVER to accumulate into a reasonable load of laundry. Everything else is BLACK. So frustrating!! X'D Sometimes I have to break down and just hand wash.

[@courtneycollier1794]

The thing about Stephanie Meyer is something NO ONE would ever say!

[@kagneyzimmer4744]

"This is too much black"

[@BeatriceFlowers]

The Peter Murphy comment made me larf out loud :D

[@theoriginalsuzycat]

Me too!!

[@Lunathiel_]

absolutely my favourite :D I just wanted to write about that. Literally every goth/alternative-liking girl I've ever heard thinks completely otherwise :DDD

[@kuanlinpaihan]

Goths are my fav kind of people

[@ScourgeofShadows9869]

Thank you 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

[@Spookythereaper3]

Awww, thx. That's really nice of you 🖤🖤🖤

[@KreeZafi]

You both look so amazing!

[@itisblackfriday]

Thanks! :3

[@mutantgamers7919]

i completely agree

[@deaniewood5446]

omg, he's so *BEAUTIFUL* with long hair!!!

[@ruincat1282]

I don't know anyone with mental health issues!!! XDXDXDXDXD I'm dying!!!

[@kiffel1655]

That intro's the best! ''Ugh. Too much reverb.''

[@rowanariel8299]

How did you even manage to say you hate David Bowie with a straight face? xD

[@mirieleledhwen7891]

**noticed the Sweeney Todd poster** **thumbs up**

[@micheallaking6295]

hell yes I agree with Mr. Owl lets all gets some capes🌌

[@wednesdayfuentes35]

"No I don't know anyone with mental health issues" I would never be able to say that considering my best friend is a psychopath

[@unwantedshit]

psychopathism is not a mental illness.

[@thelovabledouchebag4755]

unwantedshit psychopathism isn't a word.

[@unwantedshit]

The Lovable Douchebag psicopatia is in spanish.

[@sophiewitcombe12]

Pierce the veil aye

[@overgrownkudzu]

if they're a psychopath, you're not their friend.

[@phantomcyborg5747]

"wait ! bela lugosi's dead ???" X')

[@sav1052]

Even though I love the Twilight books, the characters are absolute crap and the plot is weak. It's like my reality TV. Can't live with it, can't live without it.

[@noramackey178]

i know what you mean! i love stuff that i think is crap all the time!

[@sav1052]

Nora Mackey Glad I'm not the only one xD Also the reason I listen to One Direction and Justin Bieber. Whoops.

[@creatornat]

Ok, so the 'mental health issues', actually had me laughing out loud. This was very charming. :)

[@tonimusher]

"I;m doing my whites" haha this made me laugh so much, love it x

[@Jigundus]

I cringed at the "Emo is the same as Goth" part. Funny, since I don't consider myself either but I have friends of both varieties. I text my best friend she should get a cape. She's at work now, but when she gets off.. this may be my last post lol. You couldn't even hear the Twilight bit without snorting lol. Weird because my own was timed the same as yours.

[@latieraeve]

Im broke so Im all over that $300 is to much thing.

[@Queencrazy1997]

+latieraeve yeah, i try to not spend over $30 on shoes personally unless i'm like OH MY GODDESS I NEED THOSE for example i didn't have any money at the time but i found a $40 pair of combat boots in my size which is super rare for me because i have like, TINY feet (tiny everything really, i'm naturally small) and they were decent quality and seemed like they could last me a while so if i had had that money to spare i would have splurged on them but for the most part i try to find my shoes for as little as possible

[@latieraeve]

GothicAvonLady97 I wear 11 in mens (depending on the shoe) so im screwed

[@Queencrazy1997]

i wear 3 in womens

[@latieraeve]

GothicAvonLady97 ahh lucky! You can get lightup shoes in that size XD

[@Queencrazy1997]

Ewww no thanks xD

[@racheljames7]

"Peter Murphy's an ugly bastard." 😂😂😂 The comedy timing was gold.

[@miamazingness]

I about choked on my drink XD "I just got my teeth made into fangs ironically."

[@reereephillipsbeauty]

Loved this vid! I can't believe I hadn't seen this earlier!! xx

[@SarahDarleen]

This is perfect.

[@itisblackfriday]

Thanks very much :3 x

[@Laurxoa]

"Noooo, no, no, no! Don't put those in there, Im doing my whites!" Hahaha

[@Knightmare_SmurfENT]

Twilight rip for the WIN! I am so subscribing!

[@itisblackfriday]

Fyeah ;) Awesome yay, welcome!

[@MamaMidnight98]

That last one is beautiful. Hats off to you both.

[@trixklyee1415]

Is it okay to be goth and not have super pale skin?

[@itisblackfriday]

Trix Klyee Gosh, of course! It doesn't matter what colour your skin is ^____^ xox

[@Nikora373]

Trix Klyee Part of being a goth means that you can look however you want and don't have to be ashamed or worried about other people's judgement. Confidence is all you need :)

[@brutalbob842]

Nikora373 Well said.

[@KB_Grimweaver]

Trix Klyee Yes- lots of Goths like to dress to express, but it's really your attitude and interests that are determining factors.

[@brutalbob842]

KAB Very true.

[@steampoweredpixel]

"Wait, hang on... Bela Lugosi's DEAD?!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@GraveForRent]

"PETER MURPHY IS AN UGLY BASTARD" HAHAHAHAHAHA and the Andrew Eldritch one has me DEAD

[@hachikun5013]

"I'm doing my whites." 😂😂😂

[@israelsly7767]

the bog of stench for hating THE LABRINTH!

[@SharkQu33n]

“Man, we should buy some capes.” I died 😂😂😂

[@chrishenniker5944]

This video is why I admire the goth subculture, the highly developed sense of humour of the people in it, as well as their creativity.

[@MorellaDeCay]

VNV Nation just shared this on Facebook :)

[@tjcummings5249]

Being punk I loved to "punks having good hygiene" comment because nobody says that because we don't I have a vest that hasn't been washed in over 4 years lol

[@nadiamoore5562]

This video is my new favourite! Gah, I love the both of you so much!

[@viviane_casella]

"Peter Murphy is an ugly bastard!" and "Wait! Bella Lugosi is dead?" got me rolling! Very hard to deny Mr. Murphy features indeed!

[@NyxSpirit]

The whites in the washing machine and the tanning salon bit I AM DYING LMAOOO

[@B0w13_luvrrrr]

“Bela Lugosi’s DEAD!?” I ACTUALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD- I love Bauhaus as well

[@Happyradio1234]

me too!

[@SanctuarySatanica]

I love the last line... and the one about tanning...

[@Kitty_moo_moo]

I hate that my job would never let me fully dress the way I want to so I'm stuck looking "normal" til I can get my dream job 🤕

[@MrGlacion]

+jenel carmon I had to wear a semi formal get up at my last employment, i got around that by wearing black dress pants, grey and black dress shirts, with a tie that compliments, a purple or red color goes well, and a pocket watch to top it off.

[@brutalbob842]

To this day, this video is probably my favorite video that you have ever uploaded. You and Mr owl made a great couple and the jokes in this video are hilarious! And to top it all off you have my favorite song playing in the background!

[@cecilyerker]

Started squealing at the Nightmare Before Christmas poster, that must have cost a pretty penny!

[@Spookythereaper3]

@Cecily Erker It sure did. Oh man, I knew that life was never fun without a good scare. Or maybe scare-cam. Or whatever! Haha, lol. Did the squeals sound like the devil took away your soul? Didn't seem like such. I guess you should wait and see until I get a poster of the Kentucky vampires set up in my bedroom ^,..,^

[@scruffynerfherder7550]

Love the bit about Peter Murphy, I had a rough day really needed that, love yall have a blessed day!

[@themelonsoup]

"I don't know anyone with mental health problems! " LOL! XD

[@AvonCheese]

Had a very depressing day, but this id made me giggle! So well done! The editing was pretty good and dear LAWD you two are adorable! (and yes, I've said a few of these things before, tanning . . . just WHY?)

[@SpikeyBiscuit]

why isnt this viral this is perf

[@destinynoir2004]

Lol Bela Lugosi's Dead part cracked me up 🤣 I love Labyrinth I can't resist liking it, best thing happened to me when I was fifteen.

[@ianthomas1201]

Damn it, I miss Mr Owl.

[@lostcontactwithreality]

"I'm off to the tanning salon!" HA! I damn near died!! XD

[@77DurhamRed77]

Been a Goth girl for about twenty years now and I haven't laughed so hard in while. Thank you! ^_^

[@laluna275]

Very good! I Love the end. "Wait ... Bela Lugosi's Dead?" 😂

[@BlackMarshmallow]

Wait! Bela lugosi is dead? xD that killed me

[@Aefgrynde]

"Peter Murphy is an ugly bastard" I died

[@morticiamassacre8587]

Love love love the hair! You both are so gorgeous!

[@capsulecorp6975]

mr owl seems like a really nice person

[@Ekraelum]

"I'm doing my whites" **Dies of laughter**

[@liam_riley]

"Peter Murphy is an ugly bastard" I literally threw my phone across the room after that lol

[@jaysonwitting4671]

Black is best. Best is black

[@ScourgeofShadows9869]

Yes, that's true 🖤

[@night-shadevirgo2104]

Baby bat problems: FINDING OUT DAVID BOWIE IS A GOTH MUSICIAN AND GETTING TRIGGERED YOU DIDN'T FIND SOON ENOUGH god i miss him so much

[@emilymacias8439]

"300 dollars for boots? that's just excessive." lmao me so me

[@spookyspacedude3663]

OMG THE LABYRINTH I love that movie so much I have it

[@ValkyrieLuna95]

It's Black Friday Have you thought about doing an "Un-Goth" Confessions video? This video just made me think about a few of them that I've seen.

[@itisblackfriday]

Lol I have vaguely thought about it, I've watched a fair few, but (and this will sound absurd and stuck up) I'm having a hard time thinking of enough things to list in it haha. Will get there I'm sure! x

[@ValkyrieLuna95]

Lol that's not absurd or stuck up at all! It just means you've found a nice home in the goth subculture :)

[@nekobat1962]

This always makes me laugh! "Bela Logosi's dead?"

[@kelsey4032]

Bela Lugosi... is my idol.

[@xenie1982]

this may be my favorite video. I watch it whenever I'm sad lol.

[@ShumiSwords]

Bella's Dead....!!!??? That had me laughing out loud literally!

[@lordmarshal1308]

hahahaha! some parts of this were just too funny!! Love your accent hun. I just want to say that my experience has been that "real goths" dont actually label themselves (as goths) and cringe when the word comes up in conversations and questions.

[@tinyotaku7186]

absolutely lost it over "I'm doing my whites"

[@alisonl.2427]

Superb! "I'm washing my whites!" All of it was funny but that bit just had me rolling.

[@jasoncrumpet9764]

Kiwi Goths! As I live and breath.

[@JessicaDawnPoetofthedawn12]

Oh my. "I am off to the tanning salon." That one cracked me up more than it should, because I live with a roommate that does that constantly whereas as I have come to be known as "pasty," because I have never been to one and don't have the desire to.

[@lenguamuerto]

no offence but I never really knew any goths with much sense of humor before 'what I like about punx is their sense of hygene' haha, yeah

[@persiikor]

The Peter Murphy joke had me cracking up. You two are adorable (:

[@conny2174]

Hahah this is actually funny 'no no no I'm doing my whites' hahahaa

[@gothicmuffinofdoom]

You couldn't hold your laughter at the Stephanie Meyer bit. Neither could I.

[@generalskunk6876]

That guy has some pretty nice hair :p

[@gracighoul]

I love all the decorations/design in the house. It's so cool!

[@wanderergrim]

Emos and goths aren't the same thing

[@freyjafirefly9201]

I lost it at: "Peter Murphy's an ugly bastard."