things nct say that seem like fake subs but actually aren’t

subtitle credits:
170321 NCT Night Night- NEO subs for NCT
NCT Life Ep. 6 - shbup
[N-13] Johnny’s Fashion Evaluation - shbup
MY SMT Johnny - Kyungsoo Lover
NCT 2nd Year Anniv Vlive - shbup
[N-11] The Reviewers - shbup

[@joyce3003]

*"so since he'll feel that he's dying, he has no choice but to wake up"* Yuta we love you

[@stephaniejessie]

my dad did this to me once tho

[@wwh5874]

My brothers do this to me 😅😅

[@marieg9267]

I will never be able to accept predebut johnny teaching his sunbaes about daddykink as reality

[@candelaruidiaz6967]

lol where do you think the idea of ​​whiplash came from

[@hobi.2124]

Laconcha Detumadre we don't talk about her

[@candelaruidiaz6967]

@@SasorexKitsu lo tomaré como un cumplido jajs

[@gellyge1]

@@candelaruidiaz6967 TAEYONG'S PART WAS LIKE CONFIRMED THAT HE BOTTOMS

[@candelaruidiaz6967]

@@gellyge1 yas

[@rhiannonedwards9870]

"He looks so handsome that I'm offended" ME ABOUT ALL OF THEM

[@celestineevans7459]

coming from the guy who's a visual himself

[@emilyfors6973]

Yuta is forever a mood

[@soobindoll9767]

Fr

[@KpopFmvEdits]

Same here

[@alana9205]

Mark's stomach: *Is shown* The entire world: *panics*

[@kosmikos_]

We could see any of their stomachs and we'd die tbh, I always pause at Yuta's big ass tummy flashes during Black on Black in their dance practice and the weekly idol video

[@hsm1105_]

Taeyong saying "a firm butt as always" like omg i choked my own saliva is taeyong jealous with johnny's butt?😂😂😂

[@shanshan8827]

Honey Mejia ty’s skinny ass cant relate

[@hsm1105_]

Cheyenne Liu i know😂but i still love that flat ass kid😂

[@liirui]

I was surprised bc taeyongs usually the panicked gay

[@hsm1105_]

min yoongi y u ruin my life now we know we stan the right guy😂

[@arinhawk8122]

Nah he proud of it

[@shockingindeed6208]

NEO CRACKHEAD TECHNOLOGY

[@donia4799]

mark whipped ass for donghyuck IM WHEEZING

[@katarzynaowczak2225]

yeah, thats my name

[@wawaristi]

PLS TELL ME THE TITLE OF THE OUTRO SONG

[@Jongseobsheartthrob]

nailed it

[@nagisaakabane5479]

Yess

[@rhiannonedwards9870]

none of us are surprised.

[@myolittle]

Rhiannon Edwards honestly...... TRUE

[@widyahastuty4742]

😂😂😂

[@sarie7509]

*WHERE'S MY HAIR*

[@starsshinebright4528]

S *ok*

[@Rin-gt8wf]

Jackson

[@garrettlubag3338]

Me when I listen to their albums tbh

[@user-ih1ee1mk7o]

I feel bad for Ten tho😣

[@xuimello3877]

@@garrettlubag3338 HAHAHAHAH

[@onionyam5231]

a fiRm bUtT AS ALWAYS im concerned

[@sugamango4050]

aren't we all *deep sigh*

[@matthiolaincana9647]

Do you have a link to that video?

[@Maria-pt1ou]

My like just made you hit 2,3k you're famouuus

[@onionyam5231]

@@Maria-pt1ou omg i forgot about this

[@Maria-pt1ou]

@@onionyam5231 lmao I'm randomly having an NCT marathon at 2 a.m.

[@rangaenjoyer7275]

2:36 why does Johnny look like some fancy ass painter who's trying to flirt with his models

[@vollzeithippie1772]

you need sum jisoos Thanks for making me laugh so hard that I almost fell out off my bed 😂😂

[@ahaironhyunjinshead643]

He is-

[@Ami-er7td]

EYE－

[@christine7859]

bruh but JOHN'S BANANA

[@moonhyun.]

this opened my rice

[@solangeloismylifesource2026]

soperemacist i just sat in my chair and stared at this comment for 20 seconds

[@liirui]

And jin got eaten

[@moonhyun.]

jin didn't work this hard just to get eaten

[@datstick6987]

2015 jokes plz no

[@moonhyun.]

dat stick sorry lmao

[@exo-lnctzen2963]

Confused between "Why do I stan? " or "This is why I stan" 🙄😅😂

[@creaturesoul4469]

As I’m also a Super Junior and BTOB fan, I know that you can think both at the same time XD

[@jingouyang5259]

@@creaturesoul4469 oh boyyy they mad wild

[@uishiriki]

they’re nct, what do you expect..?

[@samy-ut6ep]

winwin was finally over taeil chasing him when he said congrats on your marriage

[@Abcd-br4mz]

_samy.s Yuwin was too strong for Taeil

[@yutasmile4261]

shittyart poor taeil

[@nthapa2640]

But taeil still loyal . We support taeil in this household. But we got some new contenders like ten and haechan

[@christinasim3059]

you forgot yuta saying "i dont have any lines"

[@TyTrack_127]

OMG WHERE ?

[@christinasim3059]

nerakosovo it was on a interview thing with shindong. And yuta was like i dont a lot of parts in the album and then shindong was like I can relate

[@tesalonika4041]

And yuta when they ask how much they changed, yuta said "I STILL DONT HAVE MONEY" 😂

[@checkeredpenguin]

@@tesalonika4041 anyone have the clip!?

[@tesalonika4041]

Checkered Penguin hmm im forgot what video but it from vlive😁

[@elsiehottner699]

yuta: all the people i love are there taeyong: we aren't yuta: but winwin is um adorable much???

[@manuelasampaio3228]

yuta feeling offended by taeyongs handsome looks is totally me

[@julietterose1785]

'Ooh daddy' Me : *chokes on air*

[@donghodongsaeng]

Yes Yuta, im offended by Taeyong's visual too. I feel you bro. Hahaha

[@whomst2890]

2:17 i think haechan is all of us

[@Tunanamayo]

Half of this video is yuta and im not complaining at all. I stan the right man 😂😂

[@icarus9465]

i will never stop saying it you're a queen

[@liminaluvr]

"He looks so handsome that I'm offended" Okay but me everyday

[@tunicy15]

yuta: the cameraman, manager and winwin, the people I love are in the picture taeyong: but we're not in it tho yuta: EXACTLY!!!!

[@jowiejoy7380]

NEO MALFUNCTION TECH JK HAHAHAHA THIS IS WHY I LOVE THESE GUYS

[@EMHPATHY]

this seems really rushed bc it is lol i already have school tomorrow so this is more of an advanced apology video because i’ll prolly disappear for about a month hdjghdhd

[@ElimarieRamos]

EMHPATHY Don't apologize it's okay-

[@lexylovesyou7304]

EMHPATHY The “Oh dAdDy” intensifies 😂

[@armin8370]

ILL MISS YOU AND YOUR EDITS

[@colourcolour4118]

EMHPATHY this is actually a really good video. and I hope you survived school. I'll miss these fine edits.

[@manuelasampaio3228]

we'll miss you

[@tatsugirifan]

*I like things that are soft and sticky in my mouth. Like our "Baby don't stop".*

[@juliechristine4217]

I love how half of these are yuta he’s so funny

[@Pyrosheep]

Yuta our savage king

[@estrellasky8221]

NEO GOT MY BACK, CRACKHEAD THINGS, CRACK CRACK ON MY MIND

[@lexylovesyou7304]

The “Oh dAdDy” intensifies

[@alicehu_]

yuta: PiNch hIs NosE doyoung: he'll die!!! jaehyun: *noted.*

[@dejareves]

yuta: all the people i love are in this picture taeyong: but we’re not in it yuta: exactly.

[@Moon-vl9bl]

“When we say NCT is a bunch of crack heads... we really mean it” YES WE DO😂😂

[@jasm0one]

2 seconds in and the truth has already been spoken😂

[@very-noice8689]

*oH dAdDY*

[@tasmiachowdhury7925]

the first part with yuta made me cry holy crap i love him

[@barbara_018]

"Oh daddy" Ok this is enough youtube for today XD

[@gasp377]

"a firm butt as always"

[@reichelledaraoay4163]

I WAS WAITING FOR THE MARRIED JOHNIL PHOTOSHOOT 😂😂

[@KP-me1ry]

NCT is a legendary group. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a group that gets along this well with this many members

[@lilian-mg2ns]

2:32 me when NCT upload on their social media

[@kalinaasenova6741]

You missed the most important one. When Yuta said he is a top and doyoung is a bottom

[@jace3154]

LMAO WHEN U ZOOMED IN ON JOHNNYS FACE

[@kpoporeo6776]

I just can’t get over your outro haha

[@jojoxoxo3901]

Lmao Yuta has no shame and I love it😂

[@onionyam5231]

hEy giRLieS

[@mariacarmelita5264]

honestly the biggest crackhead is yuta and nobody can fight me on this (anyways love your content as always

[@onionyam5231]

cONgRatS oN yOur mArRiAgE! omfg i swear this is my last comment for tonight

[@irr1188]

onion yam the fact that winwin said that broke Taeil's heart

[@anteylan5694]

YOU ARE MY FAVORITE NCT FAN CHANNEL I LOVE YOU. PLS LIVE LONG AND CONTINUE TO BLESS US WITH NCT

[@sugamango4050]

3:02 *johnny in yellow is a concept, breathe if you agree*

[@athinaalonzo201]

2:42 baby xiumin learning from a bad influence😂

[@groomps6008]

Every group has said some weird shit and everybody would think it's fake subs lol

[@sweetnbliss]

Miss Ramonika but we ain’t talking about other groups we talking about nct lol

[@caraelizabeth7307]

Miss Ramonika *cough PENTAGON cough*

[@creaturesoul4469]

Super Junior and BTOB XD

[@creaturesoul4469]

Also Monsta X

[@user-dj3gg6pw5l]

i love your videos sm ksksks

[@whomst2890]

Yes i love it when nct exposes eachother

[@noorsohail7825]

Mark low(high)-key a good body

[@irrelevant1958]

Yt: The picture has everythig that i love Dy: As expected he said everything Ty: But we're not in here Yt: *Exactly* He had the nerves-

[@sugamango4050]

2:47 *oH dAddY* if you saw the title and didn't think this clip was gonna be included then wyed :') the

[@scaracoochie4795]

*"He looks so handsome that i'm offended"* dAMN bOI

[@zainashama7497]

*o H D a D d Y*

[@adorehannie]

1:40 was me hearing Nct’s new songs-

[@sophiescalzitti]

NCT actually stands for Neo Crackhead Technology.

[@irrelevant1958]

Yuta: this picture has everything that I love! Taeyong: but we're not in there.. Yuta: exactly. It's like a meme come true

[@mayahen3418]

That "oh daddy" vid will forever be funny

[@user-nc7jr2qq8j]

wtf jOHNNY OMYGOD LMAO

[@renia1833]

I never knew that was where Oh daddy came from😂😂 I’m dead I’m deceased 😂😂😂😂

[@iseetheWAYVision]

Haechanie is so relatable and cute

[@rangaenjoyer7275]

1:19 bless me with that Yuwin moment

[@parplis]

ten’s “i like soft and sticky things on my mouth” and “im sweet” when taeyong told him that he wants to eat something sweet deserves to be here

[@kathryncanaguier2557]

remember when winwin and yuta first met in nct life now he is literally whipped for him-

[@bunnaenae8148]

"oH dAdDy" *chokes on air over how he could've been I so much trouble after they found out how green that term was*

[@yes9825]

there are too many iconic things in this vid to list

[@sobangcha4254]

The "Daddy" will never get old

[@Xuan260]

That’s why Korean PDs said NCT is awkward but crazy among themselves

[@jordanbaughman312]

AND THEN THEY INTRODUCED WAYV AND THUS INTRODUCED SOOO MUCH MORE CRACKHEAD ENERGY

[@francescamarypleta3025]

Johnny say oh daddy is such a mood

[@notmyname3556]

Yuta embracing his relatability is a big mood

[@leleismyqt294]

JOHNNY's "DADDY" is LEGENDARY

[@spunchbob246]

*oh daddy* i still can’t believe he said that-💀

[@Samy.10VE]

Yuta "He looks so handsome I'm offended" every time I see Taeyong and even when I saw Taeyong live I couldn't believe that man was real😍😫😂 this was hilarious! Also "A firm butt as always" has me cackling 😂

[@ra3114]

i live for this video lmaooo

[@aswini1291]

Wha- What about jOhN's BaNAna??

[@jungkookstolejiminsjamsbec1202]

Yuta is so fucking savage istg boi chilll. 😂

[@freigeist4524]

I love your videos so much grEAT VIDEO IM PROUD OF U💚💘💚💛💚💚💛 edit: bruh just forget a word

[@markitstimetohajima6181]

Johnny: Oh DADDY Johnny again: Not your real dad but... Me: *WTF JOHNNY!?*

[@shockingindeed6208]

Omg your outro uwu

[@temoniebrown592]

NCT Manager:Now I'm giving you this phone to hold don't do anything. Yuta:Ok I won't. *Snaps picture." NCT Manager:Boy-wtf did I just say

[@hauweii]

I was expecting to see Taeyong’s comment about Mark going through puberty lmaoo

[@antimarleyan5208]

DONGHYUCK ABOUT THE SIX PACK I CAN'T BREATHE KSJSIIWUSUUSIA

[@gyuvie3071]

*HE JUST SAID OH DADDY OMFG I LOVE HIM*

[@covenantadegbami4655]

“I think a six pack is to heavy for me so I only walk around with one pack” So relatable

[@franshesmae3860]

"he looks so handsome i'm offended" me too yuta me too

[@galacticgardevoir9496]

Poor Mark 😂😂 litterally everyone was waiting for it

[@kcarosales_6872]

Yuta was so real everytime, he says what he want to say hahahahahha

[@lee-nw8rb]

"ow daddy 🤩" AND HE WAS SERIOUS TOO

[@briddy1782]

I'm a stan in denial..this just makes me want to stan even more

[@themischiefwithin5879]

The zoom on "oh mama" was so perfect

[@user-qc1wr8ju8q]

Yuta tea is a special tea and all nctzens want more teas from him.

[@solairemusic]

everytime i see or hear johnny saying "oh daddy" i contemplate why i'm still alive