Things Not To Do In Edinburgh (Scotland)

[@WeeScottishLass]

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[@jacqueline8295]

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[@jarrodtroyer]

WeeScottishLass I found your videos last night and have just been watching them since. :)

[@andrewlindsay3900]

WeeScottishLass I'm confused. The video says the link is in the comments, the comments say the link is in the video. Are you keepin that monopoly all to yersel?!

[@BListHistory]

if you're worried about Edinburgh at night, clearly you've never been to Philly. in Edinburgh you're more likely to slip and die on wet cobblestone than get mugged XD

[@BListHistory]

figured out the thingy! I'll start adding a little German to it

[@bobmcclure8069]

What time do they shoot off the 1 o-clock gun? Love that question...

[@mykalmason2926]

At one o clock one would guess.

[@chandlerinlasveas3418]

"Take the stabbing, it's fine, you can walk it off, you can walk it off, you'll be alright." Is the best fooking travel advice EVER!

[@hawkes83]

Went to Scotland a number of years ago and I must say that everyone we met was marvelous. Made sure we got on the right bus to go to the castle area, had a great conversation with a bus passenger who had just come from Houston - they always said "cheers" when we got change back and were basically the nicest people. Thanks wee lass for the videos.

[@1981stonemonkey]

Castle doesn't look like a Disney fairytale castle, that's why people ask...

[@WeeScottishLass]

Haha you're probably right x'D

[@24934637]

True! Looks more like HMP Barlinnie on a hill instead of a castle on a volcano.

[@helen0725]

I was in Edinburgh on vacation and it was very easy to get around. We just followed the guidemap that our hotel gave us. We also brought books on Edinburgh with us from home. We loved every moment that we spent in Edinburgh and we can wait to go back! Some of the places we loved visiting are Edinburgh castle, of course! Scottish parliament, the Royal Yacht Britannia, Dynamic Earth was amazing, and lots of great restaurants and shops. We have nothing but good things to say about Edinburgh. It's a lovely and elegant city and the people we're so friendly to us.

[@TheShinyShow]

I was walking along Princes St. and heard a tourist say "That's Arthurs Seat over there, we can climb it later" while pointing to Calton Hill. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was next to the Crags which were stretching out in front of us to the right.

[@hf1233]

I'm from Edinburgh and now live in the Highlands

[@mykalmason2926]

Im from kansas and now live in Silverthorne Colorado

[@warp00009]

I had a tooth crown break the last time I was visiting Edimburgh (many years ago, in 1980), and spent my Saturday morning waiting at the local hospital's walk-in clinic where they eventually repaired it. The hospital staff were tremendously apologetic that they had to charge me 2 pounds 50, because I "wasn't a UK citizen" - quite the bargain because a similar repair here in the states probably would've cost me well over $100, even way back then. I'll always have fond memories of all the nice people we met in Scotland, Wales, and England across our touring! We stayed in Loch Lomond after Edinburgh, where years later our B&B land lady sent us a snail-mail post card to tell us her new address after she had moved - so we could find her the next time we visited. You have a most beautiful country!

[@bethparrillooooo]

THIS ADVICE WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE...... When in Edinburgh do not walk around promoting Hibs or Hearts.... especially after this week....

[@mykalmason2926]

The fuck is hibs

[@mykalmason2926]

And by hearts you mean what like the game of cards

[@kellymackayy]

Also a good reminder is in Edinburgh there are lots of stairs... lots and lots of stairs.

[@flitsertheo]

And usually very steep and narrow too.

[@jihyosplant]

Lots

[@flitsertheo]

Slippery when wet ... and dry.

[@mykalmason2926]

@@flitsertheo so like hiking a mountian in colorado springs

[@edulphotoandvideo4730]

Just found this channel. Can’t get enough of her accent and her personality. Wish I would have met her when I was in Scotland a few months ago

[@mishka8995]

I'm always so excited when you post a new video, great content as usual 🤗

[@beardo52]

Don't pronounce Cockburn Street the way it's spelled.....

[@dannymain542]

I could imagine an American pronouncing it.

[@nutyyyy]

Shhhh its hilarious when they say it

[@chlaco8739]

How the fuck do you pronounce it then?

[@stephaniecrich8311]

@@chlaco8739 Coburn Street

[@chlaco8739]

Stephanie Crich Thank you

[@helen0725]

My comment should have said, "can't wait to go back to Scotland" My keyboard has to catch up with my fast typing, lol! We also had the honour of seeing a taping of Antiques Road Show while we were on the Royal Yacht Britannia and I must say that the tea was fabulous on the Britannia! The soup and little sandwiches were amazing!! I love your videos!!

[@RutlandRick]

Got to Edinburgh a day ahead of our scheduled tour so we could dispose with jet lag, and to have an extra day to explore. We found it impossible to use the little start map we found in a tourist brochure. Three times we pulled that thing out, and before we could get it oriented with the streets we were on - locals came up to volunteer directions (!). Went into a pub to get my haggis neeps, and tatties and the local at my elbow wanted to help the bartender with my choice of brews by offering me a taste of his (!) These folks are the best!

[@beardo52]

Always enjoyed walking Edinburgh streets at Night, When the clubs close, the people walk home roving in groups, and were happy to have me join them, all very friendly and taking care of their Pals as they went along home. Never did I encounter anything suspicious, or dreadful of danger. And, I still have a few copies of the Big Issue. Nothing but good memories.

[@boomshakalaka415]

Where's the castle? It's like asking where's the sun. 🏰 🌞😅

[@ErinsHoose]

Hahahah the bow at the beginning made me laugh 😂 ...aye the google maps thing, mind it took me through a graveyard to the conference? COOL.

[@WeeScottishLass]

HAHAHAHA Oh god yes I remember this!!!!!

[@tempvsfrangit3854]

Hoy, Mosco. Ask Goldie-lochs about the "Gonna be a bear" meme since you are more likely to do a reading/skit, like your exercise and road rage vids. Yes, I know much of the road rage was NOT scripted, but you know what I mean. Many hearts are with you in support of your trying to be healthier, Lass

[@flitsertheo]

You don"t need Google Maps for that. Edinburgh is covered with old cemeteries and the shortest route IS often through a cemetery. Just don't stay there.

[@jane-721]

We watched your video before visiting Edinburgh and when we got there we recited your tips all the time. The fake-beggar thing espacialy helped us out. Or once we wanted to go from Grassmarket St to George IV bridge. That didn't work out cause it is above and we didn't want to climb. Although we were really tempted by your description to ask a Scot on Princes street where the castle is and film the reaction... Thx a lot for your informative and funny video! It enriched our stay in Edinburgh.!

[@flitsertheo]

If you don't like to climb Edinburgh is not really the right place to visit. The castle, the Old Town, Calton Hill, Arthurs' Seat, the zoo on Corstorphine Hill, everything is built on hills there.

[@far_away_rhys]

One of the reasons I don't like going into the city is because a always feel like shite when I have to walk past beggars.

[@emceeunderdogrising]

In America you have to walk past homeless people having seizures from heroin injections multiple times a day. There are some streets I've walked in that you can't even walk on the sidewalk because too many people are sleeping on it. It can't be that bad right? Scotland actually has a social safety net.

[@mykalmason2926]

Avoid denver colorado then there everywhere

[@mykalmason2926]

@@emceeunderdogrising denver?

[@glessenger]

Everyone was so nice to me, lots of people on the buses and at bus stops. The people were so nice in the shops, change was no problem to anyone!

[@hezziattubeyou]

so thats why i got so lst trying to use google maps. Ah well you know a good tip. If your lost and want to find the city center, just look for the scot monument and keep heading that way.

[@FullaEels]

I saw tourists standing in the middle of the road taking photos of the monument, last time i visited eddie

[@hezziattubeyou]

lol, thats safe . I was visiting my friend at uni when i got lost and the bus dropped me off in a weird place because they where doing roadworks at the bus station.

[@mykalmason2926]

I cant stand cities live as far from that shit hole denver colorado as i can in the middle of the mountains. But when i need a good laugh or night on the town right off to colorado springs or denver i go

[@mykalmason2926]

@@hezziattubeyou so whats a fun city for a yank who likes conclusion and nature

[@hezziattubeyou]

@@mykalmason2926 tbf I'm not a city girl, I've only really been to Glasgow, Edinburgh and Inverness ( which doesn't really count) I'm from the Highlands.

[@nawfside1302]

Make sure they twist the wee knife really leaves a good ole Scottish souvenir

[@mykalmason2926]

In America we twist and push the tip up in and slash on the way out. And the more dodgy the American the we get off on it

[@toddlucas1550]

I have ancestors who came from Leith and emigrated to the Lowcountry South Carolina.

[@bendrake2226]

Just found your channel and love it! You're as cute as a bug's ear... A note about the "where's the (attraction of your choice)". A lot of folks here in the midwest of the U.S. say that when they really mean "how do you get there from here"... just a slang turn of phrase... Keep the videos coming, Mosco!

[@scottyshields9876]

Lived in Inverbervie from 1994-1997. Found the castle couldn't find the train station to get back to Montrose.

[@michelleflood8220]

Exactly castle isn't hard to spot as she said you can see it from princes street and you just go up the royal mile which is actually the same route the bands take during the tattoo

[@chrisanderson6950]

Missed that everywhere in Edinburgh is up hill, EVERYWHERE... and whatever you do, don't dive for cover at one o'clock when the gun goes off...

[@wlthomas67]

It's like people at Disney asking what time the 3 O'clock parade starts.

[@mykalmason2926]

Wait thats a thing fuck it guess im going to Disney World

[@marianarueda2300]

My mum always said "when asking for directions, go in the shop and ask someone who works there. So if they give you the wrong directions you can come back and punch them in the face"

[@wolfie4421]

I love your shirt! And I'm from Edinburgh! And I've just subscribed because your so cool!!

[@mykalmason2926]

Americia loves Scotland

[@bekoriko2816]

You're a real craic miss, thanks for the advise...travelling there to guide a bunch of Italians this month... some of your tips were real great! thanks!

[@SimonLanghof]

Just as I opened youtube to check if there was a new video! Now I have to watch it :D

[@tariqrasheed8271]

I just Love watching your videos!

[@esmeraelillywing612]

I just love your videos, you are so funny!!!!! If you EVER get to the States, you have to come to Kentucky, I would love to show you around!!! You're awesome!!!

[@markjones952]

32,000 subs!!!! This channel is growing really fast!

[@shaunvlog]

"Glasgow's not that bad" 🤣🤣🤣

[@gamer53yearsago53]

Lol

[@SantiagoBsAs]

Haha Glaswegians thank you for the beggars reference... lol

[@kevintravis7549]

Glasgow city shit hole. Glasgow city mission chartiy has racist and plenty Discrimination. Don't forget there is Scott's living around the world . Foringers even from common wealth countries get treated like crap in Glasgow .

[@emceeunderdogrising]

How many murders does Glasgow have a year? I know someone who got shot in the head just walking into the wrong area in the USA. There was a drive by shooting less than a block from me last month. The small city I live in has homeless tent cities and a very high crime rate. We have over 1000 violent crimes and 5000 property crimes a year. It can't be that bad right? Just normal street shit. Don't stare at people. Don't take money out of a ATM at night. Leave your car doors locked while driving. Carry self defense tools. Normal shit here.

[@1aewfan854]

I'm a new subscriber and I just love all your video posts! Keep up the great work and thanks!

[@alaynagardner7931]

I was in Edinburgh and a tourist says to me "that's a beautiful castle but why was it built beside the railway"😂😂😂

[@adayinthelifeofkiwi5692]

I think one of the places in Scotland were kids beg for someone to go in a shop and buy them cigarettes is Falkirk because where I live in Falkirk quite a few kids the same age as me smoke, even when they were in primary school

[@SantiagoBsAs]

Do not go up Sir W. Scott's monument stairs on Princess Street, unless you carry a mountain climbing oxygen tank... If you happen to reach the top alive, the view is wonderful!

[@rabiaoloren9581]

Thanks for the tips, by the way I have booked my ticket for next year after falling in love with Scotland last March!

[@BenjiOakwood]

I go to Edinburgh for a full week soon and this video helped loads! Thank you!

[@OldHuntingGuy]

Thumbs up for the castle bit alone.

[@jananstunes]

I just subscribed because your awesome! Even from Sacramento California your stories and everything are viewed. I totally binge watch yippy stuff now

[@annieharmon8564]

Yes Google maps had my totally lost trying to navigate Edinburgh! Thanks to the kind locals who set me straight! Scotland Rocks!!

[@OGimouse1]

To be fair, crossing that bridge is now how you would expect expect to get there until you're in the other side. "Where is...?" is usually how we ask how to get somewhere. No joke about the shop owners, though--they know where everything is and how to get there and Google is lies in Scotland in general.

[@emmahague8023]

I am going this summer and am so crazy excited, thank you for the insiders view! What an amazing video also I love your video and your jokes are hilarious thank you so much!

[@r-series8705]

I’m from Edinburgh and I live there and the closes scare me at night

[@jackbeechey2636]

I live in Drylaw in Edinburgh and its like minecraft as soon as night falls all the junkies come out

[@Duncanforbeshendry]

Tried parking my trade van in EDINBURGH in public parking place no go at bottoms of ARTHURS seat

[@24magiccarrot]

The problem with the advice on being picky with cash machines is I've never known a city like edinburgh with such a low cash machine per capita, if you walk past the cash machine cause someone dogey is sitting next to it, you might not find another cash machine for months.

[@guarddog318]

It's a good thing I don't live in Edinburgh, 'cause I'd have entirely too much fun with that whole "where's the castle" thing. From the simple - * points in opposite direction of castle * "20 miles that way... ya can't miss it." To the complicated - "Castle? Oh, we don't have it anymore... Seems Mel Gibson liked it so much, after he filmed Braveheart, that he bought it and took it back to the U.S." To the silly - "Castle? It's right where we left it... unless it's not. It's kind'a come and gone, ever since they had the "Brigadoon" festival there a few years ago. I tried to tell 'em that it was a bad idea to have it there..." Yes, I have a mean streak... especially when it comes to dealing with the stupid. 😈 😈 😈

[@nutyyyy]

One thing is don't walk out in the road and expect cars to stop. Also cobbled streets dont mean it's not a road or that cars don't have right of way

[@rebekah-chriss-k4872]

Good advice thanks for sharing

[@NinKitsune]

I would have never thought about google maps like that, awesome advice. Thanks for another great video.

[@AlexMcGinlay]

I met up with German friends in Edinburgh (I'm from civilisation, Glasgow). My friend asked where the castle was and I just asked him to turn 180 degrees. I don't think I have ever heard a man groan like that before or since.

[@robroberts1473]

I would ask Mosco where the castle was just to see her do the pointing thing with her hands so funny.

[@hunterprater6550]

I love you I moved to America when I was 2 years old from Scotland.

[@sarahm6034]

Do you think platform heels (about 2/3 inches high) would be okay?

[@KrisHagan]

never laughed so much!!! love it!!! Can't stop watching

[@ladyyuna2000]

I would love to visits Ireland and Scotland thanks for the videos

[@2300Kenzie]

Out of the three where is a better place to drink, Edinburgh, Glasgow or Whitburn?

[@davonuk1]

The next time someone asks for directions to the castle, you should point them in the direction of the nearest optician.

[@johantinlin7453]

Hi Moscow,please do avlog about Stirling,I live 3 miles outside it,love to hear what you think of it.We've got a castle too.love your wee channel

[@jdmeaux]

Some people forget to look up from their phones and can't see the little castle up top the hill.

[@amberhiggins6327]

I don't know if its a good thing or not but I understand Mosco's humor! Mosco is funny. All joking aside though. I have seen Wolters World videos on traveling around the world and Mosco's advice is spot on.

[@michelleflood8220]

Amber Higgins she probably has a typical Celtic sense of humour Irish and Scots have very similar sense of humour and I'd say Mosco is not any different it's part sarcasm , part dry wit and a little self deprecation mixed in for good measure !

[@aleisterlavey9716]

Where is the Castle? Don't know, but if you go to the highest Point you get a good Chance of spotting it from there...

[@byronleger]

Love your video. I laughed as much as felt informed.

[@JEMCochran49]

I rented an apartment across the street from a pub.....that would be another thing to not do.

[@edmundkockenlocker4672]

I used to live above a pub in Easter Road. Went like a fair at Xmas or on match days.

[@markbaldwin975]

Maybe you should have a contest to come up with a smart axx comeback for when people ask where the castle is. Something like....its under my kilt, would you like to see it?

[@ZiomekPatrykC]

Actually good advice, I'm in Edb right now, from a couple weeks... Awesome place, just expensive rent

[@sallymcmurray949]

10 things not to do in America. 10. Do not flash cash and keep it in your front pocket. 9. When you are in one state, do not rave about another. Americans are very patriotic about their country, but more so about the state they live in. 8. Americans are for the most part are very kind, helpful, and happy people, but do not do well with condescending foreigners. When you are a guest in our country, just try to fit in the best you can and go with the flow. Americans love different accents, people from other countries, and people who share their countries laws, their people, their customs, traditions, and just information on their day and life in their country. We crave knowledge. 7. Do NOT talk about religion, politics, abortion, LGBT or give any advice on the subjects because it leads to hostility. 6. America is filled with different cultures, languages, ethnicities, and is made up of just about every nationality, so if you do not understand diversity or it makes you feel uncomfortable, the America is not the country you will want to visit. 5. America is a huge huge country, but most people will visit only the east and western coastal regions, thinking they represent the entire United States. Most Americans cannot stand that because most all states are very different and most states really dont like NY and California except for tourism. (little note: If there is ever a threat to America, we all love each other and become a united front). 4. Do not be a picky eater. When someone offers you food try it. We love trying a variety of foods (JUST TRYING, NOT LIKING OR FINISHING A PLATE OF IT). 3. Do not be plastic or act like someone your not. We will see right through it. Instead, just BE YOUR SELF and people will love you for who you are. 2. Do not go into the ghettos or gang areas 1. Don't be arrogant nor condescending. Do not even try to hint that your country is better than ours. Again, be friendly, learn all uou can and take it back with you and leave some knowledge here about yourself.

[@donnar9864]

Absolutely...everything you said!!!

[@maria-stuart]

Great comment, thank you for this! Point 8 make me almost cry, it's brilliant written , it touch my heard. It's better i travel to the USA instead of Edingburgh.

[@babanawaffle]

Can you do a video about university in Scotland?? I want to go to Edinburgh for school!! Love your videos!!!!

[@babanawaffle]

Aberdeen and Dundee too

[@Grazikon]

In any case, Scotland has 17 universities, of which several are in the top 200 universities worldwide.

[@bettysc1225]

yeessss i really need this, did she already do it?

[@polytheneprentiss1534]

You’re definitely right about the maps 😂 I used Apple Maps and got turned around a few times! And oh my God, the stairs! 😣 even with comfy shoes, we were exhausted! Other than that, loved Edinburgh so much 😃 💙

[@warmvanillasugar0823]

I was in Edinburgh last week and saw an woman very slowly hobbling around in her stilettos and I was so worried she was going to break her ankle.

[@mykalmason2926]

Import some Americans we will tip our Stetson and say mam give you a hand then literally carry you anywhere you would like

[@cameronbeattie3087]

Could you do one for Aberdeen?

[@mykalmason2926]

Aberdeen sounds beautiful right away but im in colorado during covid and cant drive the hour it takes to get up in my mountains

[@mykalmason2926]

As for my family we are standing bear native side and stuart white side

[@colinbrown3170]

Are there any phrases or gestures that tourists might come across while traveling there?

[@ForestRain44]

Ha ha, “where’s the castle?” I could see myself asking for directions to many places in Edinburgh but definitely not the castle. Nor the Scot Monument for that matter.

[@ladyyuna2000]

Please do a video about the Greyfriars Bobby Fountain

[@Cheezsoup]

The actual Greyfriars Bobby statue is to my mind very dissapointing . The plinth it stands on has two levels one a fountain at human height (used to have two cups chained to it). And one at ground level for dogs to drink from . However the water was dissconected in 1957.

[@asphaltb8115]

Even though I'm Scottish, I'm watching this before I go to the Fringe next week :)

[@shaunstages2921]

Hello I am a new subscriber. Would like to know how you feel about the tours in Edinburgh? Good or bad? If good which is the best?

[@BjornGalle]

But.... where is the volcano?

[@brianseefeldt4085]

Don't mind this guy.. He's just an antagonist. xDD

[@hollysmith7117]

Look for the castle up a really steep hill, on a big rock

[@deletedchannel7340]

It’s friggin extinct I should know I’m from Scotland

[@kacywatson6314]

Bjorn Galle it’s the big volcano you can see from almost everywhere in the city.

[@henners1082]

Bjorn Galle under the castle

[@jbeattie1244]

I always say that edinburgh castle is my halls of residence and i think grannie morag has made some scones with a pot of tea if u want to join me an grannie morag (for she loves vistitors)

[@deniseham4076]

Oh my goodness! True story on getting lost using Google Maps! We were there in March and pretty much spent the whole time back tracking!

[@steffharper4516]

spot on lass , well done for speaking the truth , about bloody time i say . as for glasgow , it smiles better .. x

[@tomchaney6085]

I've never had any trouble using Google maps in Edinburgh, I mean I can see potential trouble around the city centre, but elsewhere I think you'd probably be fine.

[@veronikak333]

Dear Mosco, you and your videos are amazing! Thank you for this wonderful channel. It was a pleasure to contribute to it with Russian subs. Waiting for your new videos!

[@likelyowl]

I'm going in Edinburgh in a few weeks, so thanks for this video! :)

[@knowledgeispower5668]

Is Edinburgh safe right ?

[@jimmykicker7775]

What do Scots think of Americans of Scottish descent wearing kilts in Scotland?

[@eccremocarpusscaber5159]

jimmykicker7775 to be honest it’s usually seen as a bit silly. Most Scottish men do not wear a kilt. So it’s always obvious if you are an American (especially) walking about being proud of your heritage. But nobody is stopping you!

[@Cheezsoup]

@ jimmykicker7775 First thought on seeing a kilt 'Whur's the wedding'. Second "Ah cute a tourist." Pretty few people have a kilt, most just hire, and it is usually only worn for weddings, funerals etc. But one thing, very few would take any offence to this as long as you are decent(/covered as my granny would say) no one really cares what you are wearing . This isn't school were you would 'have your head handed to you' if your bag was the wrong colour . No one comments .

[@CircleofLifeStudios]

Wow mosco I had no idea you have a blog now. :D I found this through old videos and it popped into my recommendations. Loved this video lol All true! Was in Edinburgh 2 months ago and there was beggars in every corner XD Inverness is NOT much better!! Looking forward for the next one!

[@mhairihendry9848]

The Google maps thing is so true from Glasgow down at the fringe and the you gave is exactly what happened Love your channel they're are so little channels dedicated to Scotland it was a joy to find you

[@paulraider2001]

If you're going to be traveling in the U.S. then this video will be very helpful (seems people are the same wherever you go).

[@Zenbloke]

Thank you

[@RatBasterd]

As always Mosco, super helpful and informative. I now have a proper game plan for what to do if I ever make it to Edinburgh: Step 1: Obtain proper local map (or better yet a sweet local KZbinr who appreciates shameless flattery from some witty Yanks :) Step 2: Immediately find a knife shop and purchase a cane sword or similar concealable stabby object capable of inspiring pant-shitting fear. Step 3: Finance trip by sitting near an ATM, waiting for less savvy tourists to withdraw large sums of cash, and brandish aforementioned stabby object to inspire their generosity and donate the cash to my wellbeing. Step 4: Find out where the nearest optometrist (eye doctor if you call something else) is to Princes Street and amuse self by directing idiots there if asked where the castle is.

[@holz3710]

The question that triggers me the most is when someone (probably someone drunk or a tourist) asks you "So eh, what time does the one o'clock gun go off at?" 😂😐

[@bradmarkmichaelduffy5915]

i thought that Edinburgh was safer than Glasgow, so if im traveling alone in Edinburgh i would be in danger too?

[@sashawhite8148]

brad duffy Depends where you are. Glasgow is very rough in some parts and so is Edinburgh, there are some dodgy people here. If you are walking alone at night in town or wester hailes or Leith you may get mugged

[@mykalmason2926]

Ha take a yank with ya we knife and nuckle fight from young till high school then we graduate to guns i figure one dodgy yank can take at least 3 of anyone elses riff raft

[@willneverforgets3341]

It's impossible to overlook the Castle! LOL