Things only Berliners will understand - Life in Berlin

[@flashnfantasy]

Berlin is weird, especially for people from a different cultures like Frankfurt, Stuttgart or Munich.

[@AeroxMZL]

Frankfurt is pretty much the smaller berlin

[@pedroalvarez2119]

What about Hamburg?

[@flashnfantasy]

@@pedroalvarez2119 I have heard they eat raw fish in hamburg, kind of north sea sushi. And they have beaches, that they flood with moonrise, some weird heathen tradition. Anyway, i believe Berlin does not appreciate hamburger that much, they prefer döner.

[@pedroalvarez2119]

@@flashnfantasy Sounds charming

[@goldflo91]

But Berliners might find people from other german cities weird too 🙄🤔 ?

[@konrada.5217]

#2 Yeah. Everyone, who grew up in Berlin does the same. Easier for homeless or poor people to collect the bottles.

[@SteaksOnSpear]

Same in Copenhagen

[@ViacheslavManulik]

I do this in Kharkiv, Ukraine.

[@linhdoviet3594]

Yes, I do the same because I have been lived in Berlin

[@tuned9905]

I thought this was a thing in all of germany

[@destroyerofworlds2239]

I thought it was to separate waste. I feel very dumb right now man wtf

[@milliwurst9718]

especially berliner would not understand Kennedy as a bakery idem, because we call it a Pfannkuchen

[@hanesbeef4429]

I thought exactly the same!

[@enemdisk6628]

Yeah, that was cringy

[@WarPicturesEntertainment]

Berliner is a Pfannkuchen - and a Pfannkuchen is an Eierkuchen.

[@TinyT0ny]

wtf? a berliner is a "krapfen"

[@WarPicturesEntertainment]

@@TinyT0ny They call it "Krapfen" only in South of Germany. In the West it's called "Berliner". In Frankfurt Area it's called "Kreppel" and in Berlin and East-Germany it's called "Pfannkuchen".

[@harrythej9683]

Only been to Berlin once, also for my cliché Berghain visit, but I'll try to solve . 1. Wedding is seen as uncool at the moment, but which neighborhood is considered cool changes every couple of years. 2. poor people collect bottles for the deposit of 8-25 cents in every city in Germany. Leaving them beneath trash cans is just a nice gesture to ease the collection. 3. There's bubble gum everywhere as Berlin can be filthy. 4. Getting rid of stashes of your old stuff would require waiting for weeks until it gets picked up in front of your house. Berliners are filthy, so they often leave loads of unwanted stuff for poor people to pick it up and decorate their homes with. 5. Germans would say "Ich bin Berliner", the way it was said it means I'm a filled donut, but only outside of Berlin, so everybody still understood what Kennedy meant. 6. With many poor people there, many don't pay for public transportation and try to evade ticket inspectors. 7. The Matrix is considered a lame tourist trap. Cool Berliners dont want tourist to spoil the coolness of their preferred clubs. 8. People take a lot of drugs at parties and do it on the toilets on their phones. Most likely coke, since it's slightly funny when it numbs your gums. 9. The party scene is very extreme and sexual. Many women assumed I wanted to have sex instead of just wanting to dance, more than in any other city in Germany. Orgies are a lot more common there.

[@captainsubtext7446]

3. in the clubs you usually get a little sticker on your phones camera.... 9. is connected to 8. no one really goes to the toilet to pee, instead groups go together to snort. otherwise not bad.

[@harrythej9683]

@@captainsubtext7446 Daaaamn, of course. I completely forgot about the sticker on my phone in Berghain. Took it off my phone on the toilet to take and send a picture and somehow felt guilty about it. Was also really surprised that the bouncer checked me really thoroughly for drugs (which nobody had warned me bout), which I luckily had stashed in my shoe for the first time out of a unexplainable hunch. As for the snorting, I assumed it wasn't that, because you never have more than four people in one stall, but it does make far more sense. Thanks for the correction. Brought back nice memories (the sticker, not the snorting)

[@captainsubtext7446]

@@harrythej9683 haha nice one. Yeah, not really sure about the last one.

[@alexschaeller8881]

Nice explanations bro, now I understand the whole scenes.

[@MihcaelTube]

6. is maybe wrong. When i enter a train segment in a rush and i only later realise my exit from my train station will be better suited when i am in the next train segment.

[@rustydynamo1088]

It is funny I think you live literally next door, because I recognize the places where you shoot in every video

[@simonedeluxe200588]

Welcher Bezirk?

[@goldflo91]

You might be neighbors 😉🤔

[@rustydynamo1088]

@@simonedeluxe200588 Ich glaube es zählt bei ihm schon als Alt-Treptow, bei mir ist noch Neukölln. Also ich weiss jetzt nicht genau wo er wohnt aber so in der gegend

[@Aliyaaaa]

Ich auch hahaha bin oft in der gegend

[@FBAagent]

Where’s the cool place to live now in Berlin?

[@mykorhiza9784]

Should i be sad to understand everything but not actually live in Berlin? XD

[@sheenara4625]

Same haha

[@Bellasie1]

Same!

[@paultreadway4017]

I have visited Berlin more times than I can remember and I too understand all of them

[@diyashikha93]

Explain the part where he licks the mobile phone and the last part, please.. 😅

[@jasp42]

@@diyashikha93 correct me if i'm wrong but mobile phone i think was him noticing left over substances on there... and the last one is implying that they just had an orgy lol

[@hh2n]

1) wedding is like Berlin ghetto, super poor, working class, immigrants, etc 2) pfand tax mb, left there for the hobos 3) club sticker on the camera 4) second hand clothes and stuff for poor people 5) I am a [Berliner] doughnut/pastry 6) he spotted ticket controller 7) super lame club 8) powder leftover 9) bathroom sex? Honestly dont know

[@anomalija6469]

9 is supposed to be one group of people that had a powder party in a toilet. Very common scene in clubs, to se a bunch of people leaving toilet.

[@yaskstlamas5378]

do you not have toll gates in train stations

[@gunterfleck2344]

@@yaskstlamas5378 no.

[@gunterfleck2344]

Wedding is no "super Poor working class district". it's just in the north and far away from kreuzberg and Neukölln.

[@gunterfleck2344]

And to point 4: It would say he showed that everyone left there trah in the streets. That's why he is running away.

[@helenadurst5993]

For those that don't get it: (my guesses - I am German but not from Berlin) 1. The girl's part of Berlin (Wedding) is very far away from all the other parts of the city. It takes forever to get there, no one wants to go there. 2. Bottle collectors get 15 cents for returning that bottle. You leave them next to the bin so people can pick them up easier. Club Mate is a very popular drink among the young and cool. 3. Some clubs require people to put stickers on their phone camera so people don't take photos inside the clubs. You get kicked out if you remove the sticker. 4. Boxes of free stuff are often put out on the street. You don't want to be caught putting it out. 5. Berliner are actually edible pastries. See the one shown. 6. Less people on the other train, always nicer. 7. Always a debate going on about what the best and still somewhat unknown club is in Berlin. 8. Phones are generally used to take drugs and he had some drugs (prob speed or ketamine) left on his phone. Don't want that to go to waste. 9. Sorry, I don't full get it - People from Berlin have lots of different styles?

[@DezentMC]

nr 9 i guess was more a reference to an orgy by all kind of people and aliens

[@moitine]

nummer 6: kontrolleur im wagon

[@helenadurst5993]

@@moitine stimmt - aber wenn tatsächlich welche da gewesen wären, dann wär er nicht so schnell und unerkannt rausgekommen :D

[@moitine]

@@helenadurst5993 oh doch

[@yalda3339]

you're the best!thanks for helping people understand🤗🤗🤗

[@seekwisdom5102]

Don’t they have charity places where they can take clothes and stuff for donation? I once saw a box of clothes in the street in Italy, was it a Berliner that lived there?

[@dilettamoscatelli9946]

We have special yellow collectors on the streets for clothes to donate in Italy...so I think maybe it was just the house of a homeless or something

[@seekwisdom5102]

@@dilettamoscatelli9946 I see. I felt bad seeing all those clothes there. It was in Grottaglie, in Puglia

[@b0r0g0ve]

There are Humana boxes in every German city I've been to, and also in Italy where I am now. I don't think it's a Berliner thing, it's a very common thing :)

[@elina5507]

@@dilettamoscatelli9946 we habe donation-possibilitys,but it's also common to just put the things in the street,people Who want to will just take it,or the stuff of it they need

[@kacperkozicki8965]

@@b0r0g0ve in Poland we have many boxes too

[@EinSmileyZuViel]

#1 Wedding not cool #2 Normal #3 Was in club last night #4 Put trash somewhere, image someone might want it #5 Buy it in a bakery #6 Just saw the most stinking bum entering the wagon #7 Bad advise for annoying tourist #8 Drugs #9 Drugs

[@MrRyanIsle]

I thought: 1. Wedding, too far away Its not that unpopular Would have worked with charlottenburg or spandau

[@grafplaten]

#6 is more likely about "Schwarzfahren" (riding without a ticket), and suddenly seeing the inspectors enter that part of the train, moving to the next one to avoid the penalty. #9 is more likely about people having sex in public toilets, especially in clubs (though I could be wrong).

[@mov7855]

9 drugs n sex

[@chrisgrz1319]

#6 - laughing so hard… me sometimes because of stinkig guy/vomit on seats, but more often : „i will leave destination-platform on other end of (long) Train, gains 30 seconds“!

[@goldflo91]

#5 : "I'm a pastry from Berlin" 😂😂😂 #6 : some people also do that in the subway in Paris, just because they just realized they're at the wrong station, or they find an excuse to get away from someone 🤔 #7 : "Don't you come to MY clubs, you stupid tourist" 😉

[@donit.]

number 6 was actually to escape the ticket controller :)

[@goldflo91]

@@donit. 😂 Parisians aren't that smart, or it's just because those I see getting fined were in crowded wagons and couldn't escape 😉 By the way, you shouldn't run away in front of tickets controllers because they're used to that and the cameras inside trains and stations will record you 😈

[@donit.]

@@goldflo91 i didn't say whether it's clever or not, i usually have a ticket anyway, but you really see it a lot in Berlin xD

[@goldflo91]

@@donit. Same in Paris, that's why they have a lot of tickets controllers, and those squads can control you randomly everywhere, from the corridors in the stations, to the inside of métro trains and RER (suburban trains) 😶 Of course, there are many peuple who do as seen in the vid, to escape the ticket controllers, but I've also seen a lot of them being caught, sometimes several ones in a row on the same wagon 😮😂 !

[@treeburger]

@@goldflo91 In Paris they have turnstiles - I know people jump over those sometimes, but it's a different system.

[@oldschoolcuc]

Few years ago I visited my friends in Berlin, spend most of the time in Wagenplatz (too bad we don't have it here), but number 2 brought back my memories of Berlin instantly :D. Great time, no money, Schwarzfahrt all the time, and a lot of cool people. Love the city.

[@Synochra]

Ironically Wedding is likely the one place in Berlin that I'd be willing to move into, that place looks like it's stuck in 1999

[@theanimefan00]

Now I want to live thete too.

[@WarPicturesEntertainment]

Not 1999 for sure. But it's one of the cheapest areas of Berlin. Even cheaper than Pankow

[@simonebellisario3682]

stop saying that, or rents will go up

[@nicolaeceausescu6049]

wedding? I thought he was saying Reading! lol

[@linusfotograf]

Why was he upset she lives in Wedding though?

[@okiokic]

I was in Matrix and they told me, dont go to Berghain, they will eat you alive there...so i didnt(many thanks to that people)!

[@sweco92]

They will eat you alive, literally?

[@JJDvorshak]

@@sweco92 Ja, German businessmen on vacation lurking there.

[@julieru8953]

🤣🤣🤣

[@marynoor8064]

Hahaaaaaa we recommend matrix because we dont want to see tourist in our favorit clubs 🤭🤭🤭🤫

[@patrickphair488]

Was machst du, wenn du lebendig gegessen werden willst?

[@oliversherman2414]

I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!!!!!

[@OxysLokiMoros]

Wedding is a really nice neighbourhood, especially the area around the panke river.... :)

[@speedyspeedgirl1778]

Yup, I like living here! :) But the reaction is indeed very common. But mainly because people like to stay in their area and are too lazy to travel outside Fhain/Kreuzkölln rather than because Wedding is uncool. And we all know: Der Wedding kommt! 😂

[@busktheworld5658]

@@speedyspeedgirl1778 I hear that wedding comes since I live in berlin , more than 15 years. Maybe it is true but it is a very slow process IMAO

[@rpaddy93]

wedding is great, don't believe people who tell you otherwise

[@solokom]

It's not that it's not great, it's just too far away from quarters. Like Kreuzberg, Neukölln or Schöneberg. ;)

[@kuukuuleelee]

marzahn hellesdorf is the new bye lol

[@ahmet8790]

1:35 only true junkies wil understand :D

[@BigbangG5]

Been there done that, and I only spent 2 weeks in Berlin backpacking..:D

[@KilianSeanS]

@@BigbangG5 doing it right

[@simonkraemer3725]

Ah, now I get it

[@floiflow]

Feel ja

[@pavel5252]

I got it right away but damn i've never done THAT 😅😅😅

[@close2floryan390]

Da es so viele Dinge gibt, ist ja noch locker Luft für mehrere Parts. Bin gespannt! :D paar Themen-Ideen: Spandau - Berliner werden is impossible - Schrippen - das Berliner/Pfandkuchen/Eierkuchen-Syndrom - Weltzeituhr - Bouletten

[@Robertchu]

Go to the wedding with the beautiful lady

[@tincho.sr4t]

I'm not German, but I got 7 out of 9, most of them just from following your channel, hahah. Cheers!

[@omgsolikevalleygirl]

Berliners are called "Pfannekuchen" in Berlin though, so Kennedy would have needed to say "ick bin aeyn Pfaennekooken"

[@purpleplant3842]

Kom je uit Nederland?

[@leonardmeyer9826]

Helll nahhhh

[@QuizmasterLaw]

not really. pfannekuchen are more like bliniy. these days you can just ask for a donut, there's literally a duncan donuts at the sony center e.g.

[@holger_p]

@@QuizmasterLaw That's just through international influence, and tourists who search for something they know already, the same who eat Burger in the sony center. A Donut is actually something for bad bakers. Getting a full ball baked inside is more complicated, than just replace the inside with a whole to have less dough and less baking time. You even need lower fat temperature for donuts.

[@QuizmasterLaw]

@@holger_p I was trying to keep the cannibalism a secret... how do you like your Burger?

[@aliciamesa5382]

Whatching from Uruguay, How Berlin people are!!!! 😉😁🤣😘😘😘🙋‍♀️🇺🇾

[@RadicalLiving]

We are weird folks 😸

[@neelebohm3491]

I didn't get the joke about wedding.. I am from Berlin and wedding is an fucking awesome part of Berlin. It's one of the last parts that is not getrificated with all that hipster stuff and expensive rents. Wedding is the last real part Berlin.

[@dikon0172]

Du hast mit allem Recht, nur mit einer Sache nicht, die Witze über den Wedding kommen nicht erst von den Schneeflocken der Hipstergeneration. Vom Wedding hieß es schon zu alten Westberliner Zeiten, „da gehen die Uhren anders“. Allerdings, wollte ich heute nochmal nach Berlin ziehen, da würde ich mich wohl auch für den Wedding entscheiden.

[@MrMolotov69]

It is because this guy is a typical hipster and will only stay around Neukölln so Wedding is too far him to go on his bike.

[@roxanevigneron4158]

What's wrong with Wedding ? It is a peaceful and nice place to live with a cute and living market and a nice local Mediathek (Schillerbibliothek). The only exception is Silvester: i was never there at that time, I just heard the storys and saw the messy streets. 😆 But honestly nothing scary. 😊

[@QuizmasterLaw]

it's boring as hell, that's what.

[@s6scha]

dangerous past dark, boring and so many homeless people

[@FeVomTee]

There is a subway station in Wedding with a 5 star rating on google saying: "Great place to rob."

[@yalda3339]

thank you all for helping us understand🤗

[@s6scha]

@@FeVomTee 😂😂

[@PawelKalinowski93]

Number 3 and 8: I guess every Techno fan can understand that:). Greetings from your neighbour, Poland!

[@Pidalin]

That with metro or train killed me, we do that even in Prague, you enter, you see some weirdo there, so you run to other wagon. 😀

[@tatianamalinowska504]

I didn't get anything 🙄 can someone explain pls?

[@nosyalhassny8021]

Nothing !!!!!!!!! Sorry man Anyway you are amazing like always 👍👍👍👍 Bravo

[@adrianosousamendes2948]

In my neighbourhood nobody speaks german. Because almost there is no germans. For each 10 persons, 9 are foreigners. If you want to work in Germany and don't speak the language, this is the city to come. Super international.

[@yvonneanitakramer7536]

Ein Kommentar für den Algorithmus!!! Grüße aus Friedenau 😉😘🤗😄✌️✌️✌️

[@pallavkan]

Was watching you since 2022.. finally living here i can totally relate!

[@Rtc-mj3ip]

#7 the matrix tourist joke = uploaders favorite Classic joke :D

[@rexandersen852]

Yeah! Matrix what?

[@vietdungnguyen8441]

Can someone explain it ?

[@pedroalvarez2119]

@@vietdungnguyen8441 I think it is the worst club or a place to send the tourist so they won't disturb in the good clubs

[@vietdungnguyen8441]

@@pedroalvarez2119 lol, thanks

[@alexgabriele9388]

@@pedroalvarez2119 you are wrong. In "fancy clubs" go the tourists. Real germans go to the Matrix. Hipsters and yuppies are seeking for something "authentic" in Berlin, but the Berghain, Tresor, watergate etc are plenty of english speaking people... how is this authentic?

[@glucksgarten9122]

great song! Where is it from?

[@rameezh88]

Ah.. Was in Berlin just before the pandemic and got a small taste of the life there. Would like to come back and dive right back into it again!

[@tata-n8q8u]

Oh, I know that one withh the train. I once went to the airport in Munich by the S-Bahn. And I asked a passenger next to me, if I was on the right train. He said that I should quickly go to another car, because the train would split on the next stop. The front part would go to the airport, the back part would go somewhere else.

[@denizacar9025]

'MATRIX' loool. I also liked the sticker one from the club last night

[@alejandrocruzlibreros4151]

Berliners don't like Wedding because it's far away. Tegel is farther and nobody hates it. I think it's because Wedding is poor.

[@QuizmasterLaw]

at least tegel has some nice toy shops and a scary nazi ghost flughafen. wedding is even more boring than tegel

[@holger_p]

It's not far away. It's more peaceful and quiet. A place to sleep, not much action. Boring so to say.

[@henrykoplien1007]

😁 I am born in Berlin... Even Wedding gave me a big laugh.

[@tanyag5646]

I live in Berlin and I don't get it

[@saolaynen5395]

Wtf wedding is the name of a district in Berlin how can you not get it as a berliner

[@henrykoplien1007]

@@saolaynen5395 This is well known, I am born there. But this doesn't catch me.

[@tanyag5646]

@@saolaynen5395 uhmmm yeah we know. That doesn't explain the joke.

[@tanyag5646]

@@stellagml someone's jealous lol that was definitely not the point of the joke, at best it's about wedding being a little farther away

[@abcdefg7679]

Most of these things also apply to cologne and probably other big cities

[@balkanjoker8754]

Ich liebe Köln geile Stadt

[@Tonixxy]

When you find yourself surrounded by diversity

[@ravanpee1325]

In cologne it's "Chorweiler"

[@leondgtv4769]

Ich feiere die Videos von dir einfach total. Überragend!

[@RadicalLiving]

Das freut mich :D

[@julieru8953]

@@RadicalLiving bist du 'n waschechta Berliner?

[@premiumvanille183]

I only lived in Berlin for 3 months, had the time of my life and I can relate to your jokes 😂 can't wait to revisit/stay for a longer time :)

[@RadicalLiving]

Please do!

[@premiumvanille183]

@@RadicalLiving I'll do that after I finish my studies ☺️ Berlin is very special

[@VeraDonna]

Same.

[@VeraDonna]

I didn't get the phone problem though.

[@stuartmoir1372]

@@VeraDonna because of the stickers that bouncers put on your phone before you enter the club, it was blocking his lens

[@spakkx]

Im not sure if we got the number 2 even longer in hamburg but 3, 8 and 9 i'm pretty sure are known in any town that has a specific party scene.

[@polinashinkina9551]

The music on the background is suuuuuuper cool! I can't stop listening it! Can you please tell me the name of the track?

[@TheTechAdmin]

1:02 What did he say vs what did he mean to say?

[@VeraDonna]

"Ich bin ein berliner" = I am a berliner (which is also the name of a doughnut)

[@chrystalnicole9461]

a berliner is a jelly filled doughnut, he just said it weird

[@Sp3z]

Lot's of misconceptions here! I'm not German but have lived in Berlin for quite a while. Here is the truth: 1. There just are no clubs, restaurants, art or anything exciting to do in Wedding hence it's considered soulles. It is on the ringbahn so accessability is absolutely not a problem, there's just no reason to go, I've been there twice purposefully, motivation was a house party at my old colleagues party and I live two stops away on the ring in Prenzlauer Berg. 2. Club Mate is a popular drink in Berlin and you always leave the bottle next to the trash can so that it is easy for anyone in need to find (it is worth 15cnt because it has a pant) and it pick up. 3. All good clubs do this. There are many clubs that don't but they aren't the special ones, while not exactly unique, but characteristic to Berlin. 4. Is a bit weird as I'd say in general especially anywhere in East Berlin it's completely cool to leave a "Zu verschenken" (to give away) box onto to the street. Also furniture. If they are in anyway usable condition generally people collect all of it quite quickly. Many people decorate their apartments basically completely with things given away for free. Especially in the wealthy areas of Mitte and Prenzlauer Berg, people give away really nice stuff just by dropping it to the street or in the corridor of the building. And you don't always need to grab it from the street, people also post stuff online for free A LOT. People simply think it's a nice thing to do and they get rid of it faster as people are kinda relaxed with money, also the wealthy ones. There's also a lot of community spirit in general. Worst condition items are eventually collected by the city when they clean the streets at quite irregular intervals. I don't know anyone who lives far in the West Berlin but I've heard that for example in Charlottenburg for example this would not be acceptable as it is kinda the tidy part of Berlin. 5. The video is completely silly for a Berliner because the pastry that is called Berliner elsewhere is actually called Pfannkuchen here. 6. Most likely a tactical move to avoiding ticket inspectors without still interrupting your journey as they work in small teams and only check one carriage at a time. It is common for people who know the city to ride without a ticket as they work kinda systematic so you can minimise the risk effectively when you know their working hours and "hotspot" lines. But the risk is there so sometimes you need to react as the fine is quite heavy 60e, you have a lot of fun in this city with that money. 7. Matrix is literally the worst possible club in Berlin where no one who knows anything about Berlin clubs would ever go. Berliners troll turists who don't appear cool (note the polo-shirt) by recommending it to them so that they wouldn't slip through a door by accident into a good club. Even when faced with this initially, if you'd argue a Berliner and show knowledge about a good club and/or passion for electronic music (I don't say techno as there are also amazing clubs that are not techno focused, but more house, progressive, minimal etc) in general, most likely you'd then actually get useful advice on describing the music and the crowd, when the queue is the shortest and/or the club is the emptiest as the bouncers losen up the door policy at empty hours etc. 8. Yeah, basically helping to kick start the morning by microdosing the residuals left over on the phone screen from doing drugs last night, pragmatic as the screen needs to be cleaned anyway to operate the phone properly 9. Typically crazy and diverce Berliner crew is exiting the toilet after consuming drugs together. It can be surprising how many people can fit in a toilet. Also, basically in all house parties people are doing drugs. Sometimes there can be more conservative people around so the others do it in a toilet simply to be polite but still have fun as they prefer as taking most types of drugs is generally socially acceptable in Berlin. Berliners are skilled in squeezing the absolute maximum number of people into a toilet at once as it's convenient for many friends to go at the same time as it is considered a social event in its own right. A Berghain toilet fits something like more than 8 in my experience. This is how you also get to know new people better when partying.

[@yasseral-saadi6557]

I told a colleague once that I lived in Charlottenburg and then she told me for 5 minutes why Charlottenburg is for losers and how awesome she is because she lives in Friedrichshain. But then again it’s not only Berlin. I once met a guy who said “you’re from Vancouver? Well, I’m from WEST Vancouver”

[@vanillacaffelatte]

Hasn't Charlottenburg always been regarded as a 'cool' district to live in?

[@yasseral-saadi6557]

@@vanillacaffelatte at least not according to a lot of people in Friedrichshain ;-) but probably in a few years Friedrichshain won’t be considered “cool” anymore. That’s how Berlin works.

[@BernardandManny]

@@vanillacaffelatte It has, all the cool septuagenarians hang out there.

[@s6scha]

@@vanillacaffelatte i live here, not rlly, because berliners don’t like “nice” places and are very much burn the wealthy

[@proudlycanadian3023]

YES ABSOLUTELY, AND I AM WELL DAMN PROUD OF IT!!!!!!!

[@BYXu-fx5mg]

6 out of 9 I know, but Berliner is nice, they will ask what you like then give you true suggestion, the club in your video for true tourists, I have never been there yet

[@hereyougofirst]

I was in berlin once, how sad it is! 😭

[@rosehuynh1572]

How so? Just like the general vibe is down pressing or?

[@studywithme1541]

why did he lick the phone??

[@hereyougofirst]

@@rosehuynh1572 i miss berlin 😢

[@elina5507]

@@studywithme1541 people do drugs like kokain on the phone and catch the rest by licking it

[@studywithme1541]

@@elina5507 oh eww alright

[@malloott]

Never been to Berlin but as an Amsterdammer I understood the majority of these lol

[@mugnuz]

Much better city u live in

[@solokom]

I have to admit I went to Matrix many many times. But it was called Rock It at this time, it was 1998, and I was 16. 5 DM (€2,50) for the entrance including 3(!) drinks. Even I have to laugh about the ridiculous prices back then. 😃

[@RadicalLiving]

I heard back then it was THE place to be. What a time to live in this city!

[@solokom]

@@RadicalLiving Indeed :D

[@julieru8953]

No! I was 16 in 1998 and this place was never THE PLACE 🤣 Maybe for random concerts But that was it...sorry guys 😘😅

[@ecehant9395]

I'm from Turkey and I can tell ya that almost all of these relatable

[@rehatas6059]

Almanciysan belki. Benim gibi tr de yasiyorsan sakalar anlasilmiyor

[@6Kubik]

Well, no surprise. Half of Turkey already lives in Berlin.

[@MegaMrqwerty1]

@Betul Ozgen 8 is just a drug reference. He is taking with the tongue the stuff left after snoring. 5 is Kennedy saying in German "I am a Berliner", during a speech he gave in western Berlin during the cold war.

[@kalifstorch25]

He's acting like she's from Lichtenberg or Köpenick.

[@montelanducci5788]

I lived three years in Berlin and you nail it.!! The Matrix...lol... Tag und Nacht! Viel Spaß!!

[@lovejunkie490]

1st one : ?? 2nd one : let the bottle one the floor for people who want to take it to get the pfann 3rd one: for people to get the stuff if they need instead of just throwing away I guess 4st sticker on the phone 5: drugs 6 more drugs or mixed toilets ? ^^

[@ravanpee1325]

"Wedding" is the name of a district

[@lovejunkie490]

@@ravanpee1325 oh ... Idk that 😂 planning to go back to Berlin this summer, love Berlin and Germany in general (the langage, the culture,...) lived there (not in Berlin) for one year. Best year of my life :)

[@wolfgangwinter9210]

As somebody from Spandau, I would looove to live in Wedding

[@ExaltedMediaInc]

The two outliers...

[@Natea25]

I'm not Berliner but got them all, because I have my best Berliner friends and before Corona Berlin was the city where I spent minimum 1 month at summer time and also was traveling always in autumn minimum for 2 weeks, so I have too much influence about 20 years from my friends and from Berlin, it's like my second home. ❤️

[@synkkamaan1331]

Aber du kannst kein Deutsch. Was gibt ?

[@sergiohoraciodominguez7358]

My Oma was born in Hamburg and used to say something like, "Berliner Groschanuzer" jajajajaajajaja ¡¡ Whow I wish to visit Berlin !! Greetings from Buenos Aires .

[@lifed4375]

*Großschnauzer prob :P

[@n.sadequi4381]

Berliner schnauze it is now called

[@adsonvonmelk5312]

@@n.sadequi4381 Schnauze means shut up

[@manuellasagne2723]

Kann mir einer das mit Wedding erklären? Das verstehe ich nicht ganz

[@MorningNapalm]

Wedding auf Englisch = Hochzeit.

[@dikon0172]

Wedding ist einer der wenigen Arbeiterbezirke die noch nicht gentrifiziert sind. Er ist multikulturell, arm, dreckig, rau und die Mieten sind sehr billig (noch). Also genau das alles, was die moderne Hipstergeneration nur im Hochglanzformat online erträgt. Aber wenn ich hier lese, dass der Wedding jetzt angesagt ist, dann sieht es da in 15 Jahren vermutlich so geleckt aus, wie in allen angesagten Stadtteilen, geleckt und entkernt und zum verwechseln öde.

[@Crustenscharbap]

Omg with the S-Bahn (Train). I've did it by myself and today I dont know why.

[@RadicalLiving]

i know what you did there!^^

[@Crustenscharbap]

@@RadicalLiving Ya...I remember. It smelled or a suspicous guy was in this carriage.

[@jamiearchitekt6280]

I guess I’m a true Berliner because I got all the jokes! Hope we get to party again soon. 😩

[@user-jd1cp1nk1p]

Ich hab den mit dem Handy ablecken nicht gecheckt 😅

[@mugnuz]

Wow sadly im berliner too then...

[@agubognernader3205]

that lick of md on the phone, really epic my dude

[@emir6536]

WEDDING 65 ! ❤️

[@TheGhostCreature]

Komm und test mich!

[@emir6536]

@@TheGhostCreature seh ich aus wie eine Corona Teststelle oder wat

[@TheGhostCreature]

@@emir6536 ein auf Weddinger machen aber Shok Muzik nicht kennen xDD

[@emir6536]

@@TheGhostCreature das war ein witz lol

[@irinat9406]

I would like to someday live in Berlin, can someone explain these please?

[@chynazes5000]

Omg, #7 😂😂 YES! This is exactly how to respond to that particular question from that type of person 👌

[@videotms]

This was great lol - well done

[@Fantaerik]

I want to live in Berlin, just have to get away from Oslo

[@solokom]

I am from Berlin and I wasn't in Oslo 20 years ago for a students exchange and met a beautiful girl there. Live, I'll never forget you! ;))

[@Nic-tg2ei]

I got a few. Are there any cities around the world that you think are similar to Berlin?

[@countryroads3239]

No city like Berlin

On 1:12 he is inside of u-bahn and then he runs from one to another wagon of s-bahn 🤣

[@B0ne0ne]

#noticket :D

[@QuizmasterLaw]

@@B0ne0ne ^exactly. me i would just get off the train and wait for the next one car hopping is way too obvious if the guys at the station are cooperating with the schaffner.

[@mendesjosr4438]

True fact: Portugal has adopted the berliner. We call it Bolas de Berlim. (Berlin balls) Aparently introduced by jewish refugees on their way via Lisbon. They can be found everywhere but the tradition was also to have them as a beach day treat

[@bob2601]

All of them. I, once, visited Berlin and then, i decided to learn Deutsch. 😛

[@loveoflyrics7589]

Can you go if you speak solely English?

[@gregfleming4284]

@@loveoflyrics7589 Yes, but it helps to speak German. You can find more cool, off-the-beaten-path places when you speak German.

[@sarahjulianne2954]

I'm in the Bronx. I literally didn't understand any of these. And then that guy, suddenly there was two of them. I was even more confused lol

[@ion675844]

It would be nice if you make another video explaining this for the non Berliners.

[@RadicalLiving]

But where would be the fun in that?^^

[@RauteHesse]

Jaaaa... ich habe alle verstanden. Sehr cool 🎉😂

[@urielmartinez6279]

I got all of these except the “wedding” one. I wouldn’t date someone who lives in Stieglitz or Spandau.

[@Weltpinguintag]

absolutly ....but Spandau isnt berlin

[@TheVimeo]

wedding -> a lot of people from turkey, and dating a girl from turkey is not an easy game :P

[@leonardmeyer9826]

Why Steglitz Bro ???? It’s nice here 😭😭

[@tonysuda9066]

@@leonardmeyer9826 sgt Stiglitz?

[@DEFcon11111]

Geez my firs time at Berlin I got this tourist trap at Matrix... Happily just saw the crowd at the lane and left towards Friederichshain ... Happily.

[@eliffferdem]

What is the problem with wedding? it looks like a nice neighborhood hahahaha I am not a berliner so I didn’t understand of course😂

[@yaylah7314]

Wedding is actually the only place that looks like “good old Berlin” and still relatively cheap. Mega plus, no freaking tourists around. Only problem is it’s a bit too big and far away from the night life but if you know where to go it has a few very unique places.

[@mr_yona_hd]

The joke is that is pronounce VE-dding and not WEdding, so he runned away from the girl because after one date she said WEDDING 😂

[@radiantflux1432]

I thought the joke was that it would just be impossible to date someone from outside your Kiez-and also perhaps because Neukölln hipsters would find Wedding too harsh.

[@paulstrahnickiy1724]

_? Aa got it hah ;) but still I’ve a question. So, why is the reaction of locals to it so .. tough ? :D

[@blackcube1314]

@@paulstrahnickiy1724 because there are some pretty shitty places in Wedding

[@nilsroesel]

Ich bin ein Berliner und dann ein Bild von nem Pfannkuchen machen..... Der Editor ist definitiv n Zujezojener.

[@leventunver]

dude what is wrong with wedding? (asking for a friend :P)

[@junimini5481]

It’s a district to live like said in the video ;p

[@3nt3_]

@@junimini5481 yeah captain obvious. but what is wrong with living there?

[@Someone_KhabibbeatsJonesEASILY]

@@3nt3_ There are many Chechen people living over there and those are people u don't mess around with, MMA GOAT Khabib Nurmagomedov is from Chechnya and people are scared of them.

[@mayramorgenroth3598]

@Sick Pencil far away? Well, its Mitte... depends on from where you go. And not all are poor and unpopular 😉

[@jamescarpenter1824]

I loved Berlin and my Fraulein.

[@mh_dot_fm]

1:42 It`s a Nokia 6 probably, the build quality deserves such appreciation XD (commenting because I had the same phone, I got the joke :D)

[@linusfotograf]

I assumed the phone had cocaine residue on it

[@NawalWayuu]

hola un saludo desde colombia , me gustan tus videos me hacen reir

[@petar1008]

Damn. It turns out Im a Berliner :)

[@lukeyas78rtw]

I think you just said you're a 'doughnut'

[@anomalija6469]

@@lukeyas78rtw berliner and Berliner are not the same.

[@solokom]

You are a Pfannkuchen?

[@petar1008]

@@solokom Read the title of the video.

[@bobgade6733]

Whao.. that reminds me of living in Denver

[@kenneyraikkonen]

Ha ha I'm going here next week and now I'm completely confused! Apart from matrix as I've watched all your other videos 😁 I get the bottle thing at least!

[@RadicalLiving]

^^ Welcome to Berlin, have fun here!

[@Aurelisk]

Berlin sounds amazing

[@rrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhh]

I didn't get the one with the phone😂

[@parikshitchauhan970]

coke

[@aniaania0302]

I liked this one, next to Matrix joke. Ha ha

[@IFAEntdecker]

Speed or coca remains

[@MarkSturman]

Texas here. Curious, I know Berlin is Techno central, but what's the metal scene like? What other cities in Germany have the best punk and metal scenes?

[@elid5123]

The metal scene is massive. Anything industrial and hardcore. Montreal, Canada has a great Metal scene. You should come up North and visit.

[@MarkSturman]

@@elid5123 thank you for the response! That’s really awesome to hear. Maybe I’ll come visit Montreal sometime! Looking to relocate to Germany and it’s sort of wide open where to go but I’d like a really good music scene city like Austin, Texas with lots of music and artists. Is Hamburg also good, or Cologne?

[@KatzeMelli]

9 out of 9. I live in Pankow.

[@lisastenzel5713]

Oh I love Berlin...born there and but lived their. Kinda sad. But I always recognize Berlin. Which is funny cos I have visited only a few times and hardly seen much of the city. News on the TV...me: Oh hey, is that interview in Berlin? Buddy: How would you know? The backround are just some trees and green? Me: But is it Berlin? Buddy: Yes it is Me:😁😁😁😁 Guess it's in my blood❤

[@verOHna]

getting all of it even though i never lived in berlin 😂 i guess i am A TRUE BERLINER

[@TheSawali]

I didn't get the phone licking 🤣

[@MysticMelodics-u2d]

Omfg, Berlin has so many things in common with Calgary, AB. Like the ctrain to the public washrooms, and having a huge party at your house and the neighbours wanting to join the party 🤣👍🏼🤗

[@truerthanyouknow9456]

Alright, Calgary. Edmonton salutes you for traveling abroad.

[@elid5123]

Uhh. No, not at all actually. Toronto has more in common with Berlin with its nightlife and artsy vibe.

[@elid5123]

@@truerthanyouknow9456 Edmonton reminds me more of Berlin than Calgary funny enough. Calgary is rich and snobby, Edmonton is gritty, industrial and non-judgemental.

[@sorryitsmoops]

The shrug and phone lick 😆

[@alexilyin6134]

1:08 Moscow can relate :D

[@magnusbruce4051]

I got literally zero of these. But then my only experience of Berlin was visiting as a tourist when I was about 12 or 13 so....

[@baronbrummbar8691]

from berlin and i got all exept the first .... - he put the bottle ther so a homeless person can get the 8 cent deposit - 3&4&8 are hard to explain - 5 is about a local dish that is called berliner - 6 is about getting a better spot to change trains - 7 - the matrix is a club where we send anoying tourist to ----- no person from berlin ever goes ther - 9 is about sex

[@fullofskill9448]

1:40 xD When you still want a nose, but all what is left is the rest on the "table"

[@chrisoutdoors333]

American here. I’m completely lost on all of these.

[@FolsomBluesPrison]

Ah yes, the good ol' phone lick. Taste bitter, eh? ;D

[@matiasmcateer9634]

i didn’t get it but WEEN!

[@dogchaser520]

@@matiasmcateer9634 You're a classier individual then

[@QuizmasterLaw]

this one i didn't get.