How we got into Berghain (we were surprised)

[@CheapHolidayExpert]

Watching this back I'm starting to question whether James did even go?! 😂 ⬇️ Remember to leave your tips about getting in below! ⬇️

[@Creamygoodne55]

Neither of you went, see the responses, this is pretty misleading

[@CG-hj1cu]

James looks like he would love it downstairs in the LAB at a skat party

[@ddl4374]

🤭 - it's true!

[@Creamygoodne55]

Got 18 minutes in before the main point you should have said in the first minute came out..... ........You didn’t go to Berghain Berghain on a Thursday is the panorama bar open to everyone, on most weeks it’s literally a local promoter staging a techno night for tourists to get their “we got into Berghain badge”. Nobody gets turned away, it doesn’t have the normal door policy because it isn’t a berghaim event. Your not going to see anything you thought you would see because you didn’t go to what you thought you went to. Berghain club night Saturday midnight to Monday dinner

[@TheHumanSpirit]

It's true. Sorry to say.

[@pjf2193]

Panorama bar is better than Berghain anyway.

[@saarapollonen8138]

Too hilarious 😂

[@saracen888]

Thursday night, anyone can get in 🤷🏻‍♂️ The real party starts 23:59 on Saturday

[@user-sj2vn1jq4c]

Could you stay the whole time haha

[@stephane5346]

@@user-sj2vn1jq4c no

[@Zukalski]

And even that is just for tourists. Come Sunday afternoon if you want to get a taste the more authentic Berlin peeps

[@rubyruby834]

​@@Zukalski they didn't let me in on Sunday afternoon 😞😞 I was so sad, waiting for 3 hours, we freezed outside. Next time maybe

[@Zukalski]

@@rubyruby834 that’s sad! I hope you get in next time:)

[@spencexxx]

another bouncer fail.

[@zeke2408]

It was Thursday.

[@thebluefalcons92]

Not necessarily they always let in a handful of normies to make things interesting lol

[@taker3106]

Sorry guys...Thursday Night isn't even Berghain....Berghain Klubnacht is Saturday Night - Monday morning...A Thursday night is generally ran by an out of house promoter running an event at a part of the venue and typically only has Panorama Bar open

[@CheapHolidayExpert]

Hey! We do say this in the video. We weren’t there for the Saturday so this was the only night we could go - we wanted to see inside and enjoy the music. Was great! However we also wanted to explain the context for people who didn’t know ☺️ Will definitely be attempting a Saturday when we’re back.

[@j97]

What he means is that getting in on a Thursday or even Friday is not hard at all 😅, and you did not even got to see the whole club because is not fully open. Thursdays it was Säule which did not happen since March 2020 ever again and is just one really small part of it. I bet you did not even made it in that day though, it was definitely not 6€ in 2020 and closed anyways when you uploaded the video. This is definitely one of the lamest I got into Berghain but I cannot prove it to my viewers I’ve ever seen, (you would have get a bracelet even on Thursdays). If techno is not your “usual mood” maybe you and your homophobic partner (gayliner is really disrespectful specially when you say it laughing) can stay at home cheering eachother up

[@TheIluvuall92]

@@j97 I agree with most of it, pretty sure he said guyliner tho not gayliner

[@zarlg]

@@j97 I can't tell what I dislike more, the touristy vibe of people like those two or your pretentiousness, both of you bragging about getting into a club.

[@missbrunettemiss]

@@j97 he said guyliner not gayliner

[@Fff-tz5ik]

This videos have the same vibe that when my mom talks about video games, a lot of bullshit and no idea what they are talking about

[@danielfulop]

So basically, you didn't get into Berghain... nice clickbait tho

[@dylannoronha2784]

You didn't go to Berghain tho lol

[@24lisabeth]

The original Sound Factory in NYC was so fabulous. Open only one night a week with a $250,000 dollar sound system playing the real House music it was so best and after hours open til Sunday noon. Line moved fast getting in. Fabulous diverse crowd from all over the world. Met Berliner’s that flew in for the weekend to dance all night to the House Music.

[@Marc-Anthony00]

Loved SF!!!🙌🙏💕

[@pjf2193]

I can concur. Went there in 98 (Twilo)

[@pooramateurvideo]

@@pjf2193 Twilo was great, as was DT @ vinyl, but Berghain is on another level. Very doubtful this pair would have gotten in on a saturday night, but good on them for respectfully going for a thursday

[@DIN_A8]

Twilo was the spot

[@arganawen]

Nice and funny video. I Love Berghain ❤ I remember first time, I was stressed at entrance with my friends (used to it). We split the group by pairs... ahhhh Sven, looking at you (hope he'll let me in)... Then nonstop on the dancefloor from Saturday to Monday. OK, a break of 3h between to eat, sleep 1h, and back again (Once in, with the stamp, you can go in and out as you want during the weekend... On Monday, last set from Chris Liebing. He played for 12 hours (best DJ !!) My legs were destroyed at the end of the weekend ! 🙃😅 No special tips, just go as you are, don't be "extravaganza", too "selfish", too "drunk". Just no cellphone in the queue, that's true!

[@richardswanson7826]

Nice review, almost completely invalidated by the fact that you didnt go on a Sunday for Klubnacht (which is when most of the club is actually open and all the action happens). Still, some useful tidbits to take away

[@CheapHolidayExpert]

Haha - we say all of this in the video but wanted to showcase our experience ☺️ we wanted to see the building, get inside and have a fun night - which we did! We weren’t there in the weekend so it’s a great way to go if others are in a similar position.

[@Fff-tz5ik]

@@CheapHolidayExpert no you didn’t got to berghain and so have no idea what it looks like inside

[@rinmartell2678]

I was in the Berghain every weekend in August 2018. I had the time of my life and I am planning to move to Berlin in January. Berghain I will be back, Baby!!!! Oh and stop overthinking your fashion. It is all about the attitude

[@MattNav]

Loved watching this even though I never go to clubs 😅 Good one Chels & James !

[@KyleCorreiaDeAraujo]

On Thursday its panorama bar. Not Berghain.

[@saracen888]

Sometimes Halle

[@1stklass]

You basically went Amsterdam for 4/20 but you went on 4/17....... You never went when it was at it's best. Was it worth the wait/anticipation if you never fully experienced it? or did you feel like you have experienced it and don't care anymore?? Thanks for the advise!

[@CheapHolidayExpert]

Unfortunately we weren’t in Berlin on the Sunday so just went when we could - We wanted to see inside and experience the music so we had a great time!

[@alexcollinsvideo]

That sounds like so much fun! We'd love to go to Berlin... Hopefully on the cards post COVID

[@route2070]

I guess it was a good thing they don't upload videos quickly. They have a good side back catalog of videos to use during covid. I'm curious how much longer this will go on for.

[@TheHumanSpirit]

Not Berghain. As you well know by now. But you two are fun. I subscribe.

[@TheSandman121212]

18:05 Ok so you didn't actually go to Berghain then.

[@pablo65315]

This was great, this lady has great personality!

[@alessandromerolla4375]

I has been every weekend for 4 years in BERGHAIN without problem and much time without pay also... depends from who you know for go inside and if you are with a COOL MOOD for ne pare od BERGHAIN...that's ALL!!!!

[@khaledabd888]

berghain is running a proper racket with all the idiots showing up thursday with no idea what's going on and getting super stoked to get inside when it's not even a klubnacht

[@Plastikloud]

There is noway on earth you both got in. The idea that you are making a video about it is enough to say you don't belong in the club

[@Homesweeet]

Is it cos people do drugs naughty stuff that are unspeakable??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@roy_for_real2674]

I'm sure they did, maybe because they didn't look like another leather clone they come off as not trying so hard

[@alexanderoneill3861]

Get me my money

[@donovanmortell8380]

I really don’t think ye got into berghain 😂 I didn’t watch the whole video but the dj box is not high up and it’s not 6 euro in haha

[@MegaMrqwerty1]

They went to panorama bar on a thursday 🤦

[@jeffwilson9114]

Love your channel and james cracks me up🤣

[@angelamouland8012]

Yay! Glad you've done a video on this.

[@christyamar]

2015-2019 i went their a lot and when you said half passed 1 I LOL'd so hard!!

[@christyamar]

I thought you went on Saturday at 1:30am!! Sunday is the real party

[@shlimcedi4]

the bouncer could smell that matrix is second on their list ^^

[@aazmen]

you went on a Thursday, which is complety different story. I am 100% sure that you won't be let in on a normal night during the weekend, you just won't fit there

[@RuStOlIuM420]

Dude can't seem to remember the night before, sounds like he had a ball lol

[@neldormiveglia1312]

NGL, from what I've gathered online, it doesn't look like you two would be the type of person who they'd let in (not shaming you or anything, I'm pretty sure I myself am not the type they'd let in either). Happy you did and hopefully you had a nice experience. If I were to take a trip to Berlin I'd be very interested in going in and seeing it for myself but, frankly, it just sounds like too snobbish of a place to waste time waiting in line for. Imagine wasting an entire 4-5 hours only to be dismissed for some obscure reason.

[@Max-hw7xl]

there are ways to pretty much guarantee ul get in. get taken by a regular, or have some sort of connection to the owners/bouncers. The first option is obviously easier to achieve for a tourist

[@richs3807]

Great Video Guys, Watching due to Radio X connection.

[@FrankEdavidson]

I'd on what I normally have on, boots, black jeans and a black T shirt. I'm not a dresser upper for the dancing, I just wear what's comfortable and won't go over on my ankle..

[@TOMCAT5.5149]

I'm a retired black NFL player.. could I get in?

[@nawlfr]

So you didn't get into Berghain. "If you're trying to just get the experience then go on a Thursday." Well this makes no sense because you won't go into Berghain itself the 'experience' you're referring to won't be there because it is not Berghain.

[@dave690]

Can you get into Berghain if you go by yourself or does it make it more difficult?

[@frank327]

Great video, you're a lovely couple.

[@RB-kd2tq]

Just because a club makes it hard to get in the door doesn’t mean it’s somehow better, this gives people a license to discriminate. I never understood this practice. I understand keeping known bad apples out but waiting in line for hours to not be let in is not a fun night.

[@lilyvanilli2758]

What a cool story, I'd never heard of Berghain now I feel compelled to try to get in 😂 Can't believe James' memory blanks?! Maybe the tequila wiped out the memories.

[@spencexxx]

We do not want you. This club is not for you.

[@_AndrewYee]

Finally watching this video. James without a beard is now odd. It's like you went to Germany 10 years ago! 😜

[@CheapHolidayExpert]

I know 🤣🤣🤣

[@sweetvonbettie1]

So technically you didnt end up goin to Berghain...that part of the club is closed thrus and friday.. open only sat sun n monday

[@georgialilith5360]

It's sad that James literally doesn't remember a thing, you're so enthusiastic and he's doesn't give a shit, hope you find someone who would love to go to berghain with you when you return and go on a Sunday night, and not a Thursday 😂

[@NyronParton]

I'm heading there on May 31st with 2 friends, did James get in wearing jeans? Ppl say not to wear jeans but also as long as you look comfy then you're fine so I'm undecided on what outfit to wear, and would appreciate any help : )

[@timdewachter3756]

I was rejected 8 times over 3 years wearing jeans. 9th time I was wearing adidas sport shorts and got in on Oster klubnacht last weekend.

[@Diemarchaaaa]

How was the entry under 10€ wow, i paid 22

[@simoner9432]

I disagree that you're both "very average"! You're a smashing couple! Really enjoyed the video, especially the eyeliner look!

[@mfu11er]

They're housemates not a couple.

[@christjwt]

@@mfu11er Think you will find they are a couple..and how lucky is James i hasten to add.!!

[@gomezbr1]

If you believe this I can sell you beach front property in Idaho

[@roy_for_real2674]

Why?

[@yonite4355]

why would anybody wants to go to this club

[@stanskinny]

you didn't go if you went on a thursday.

[@patrickhussain4369]

Yeah none of this is actually true. The geography is massively inaccurate, the toilets aren’t walkthrough, if it was Thursday it would have been gig not a club night. Also… €6 entry. Lol.

[@pembemavi2323]

Indeed!! All of it it‘s bullshit.

[@heyeve2209]

Did you have to speak German at the door? and to order drinks and stuff? Going to Berlin soon and I don't speak any German... 😬

[@MegaMrqwerty1]

Most of the people in Berghain qeue speak no German, dont worry about that.

[@nataliemunoz8600]

In Berlin most people speal and understand english. The rest of Germany, not that much.

[@juanpabloabondanosantos5473]

these two are sooooo funny ! Go to the Matrix !

[@petergonzales7800]

Bouncer should by default reject anyone that calls this place BÖRGHAIN.

[@peterstevenson1812]

These people are soooo LAAAAAMMMEEEE.

[@peterstevenson1812]

Thursday night? LOL. go on Sunday

[@jonesco3902]

I work there for 2 years it doesn't pay well

[@MultiAmbivalent]

I looked at your pics and my first thought was "there is no way these cleanskins got into Berghain" and I even got suckered into clicking on it. Well done you for the clickbait. I should go with my instincts ha ha

[@COUPLE2COUPLES]

You see the end of Berghain is coming when you see these ppl getting in ☹

[@lukejasongeraghty3985]

Lol a video on berghain where the people making the video can't remember anything about what they wore or what it was like in bergain - joke

[@TheTeamdom]

I missed the tips what the bouncers asked?

[@ScottTChan]

They don’t ask anything on a Thursday night 😂

[@kidoido]

Hello pretty 😍 also hi Chelsea

[@jensmuller2628]

Guys! Report their video for fake video and misguiding reviews. They were never been into Bergheim. If they were into Bergheim even for a second, they would have showed a snap or video. Who can miss a chance to provide a proof of getting into such a club! They are liars.

[@fraser1237]

does this guy actually remember anything? gold fish

[@gicechicken7062]

To hyped nowadays

[@untitledtransient]

This why i stopped going

[@skinned0944]

Culture Vultaires. Show some respect by not helping ppl who don't belong to the scene in the club ruining it for everyone.. thnx guys for protecting the community / club

[@pooramateurvideo]

eh, some people get so flashed that it changes their life.

[@symbolicexchange]

Is this satire?

[@TheDeadlockArchives]

wear the god damn harness bro, its all part of the experience, dress up like a techno viking. smh

[@anatta467]

they both need 100mgvdrops to stop their incomsistent annoying mumbling

[@krapnek36]

Never dudes... Ne hübsche Frau im Video mit, die bittl auf englisch tut und jeder depp schaut das Video...😅😢😂😂😂 spielt Schach!!!!

[@croissantlover1]

Christ.. Ohhh good idea, show up as Jesus, see if you get in or not hahahah

[@plina9642]

🤦🏻‍♀️

[@ulquiXgrimm]

Normies…

[@alexandrumuntean7565]

Cap

[@jaygabbert6645]

ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa you dont belong thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhere

[@alterschwede7900]

Scheißtouris

[@jensmuller2628]

Cheating couple! If you were really loyal, you wouldn't have gone to the club, rather make a date to spend time with each other

[@vladatella7833]

Well going to the club is already spending time with each other lol

[@jensmuller2628]

Yes..a woman that belongs to streets, for her its a quality time. I was talking about otherwise.

[@jensmuller2628]

@@vladatella7833 going to club, getting drunk, then sleeping with another guy. Next morning: "Babe it just happened. Plz babe I can explain. Babe.. trust me." Thats why you people have breakups every 6 months. And then settle down for a low value man when you reach 35.

[@vladatella7833]

@@jensmuller2628 not every people go to clubs to get drunk or get crazy , and if they go to a club to spend time with each other why would she end up sleeping with another guy ? Wtf

[@jensmuller2628]

@@vladatella7833 this is what every woman says but does otherwise. Clubs are for hookups and finding someone. Where have u lived your whole life? Are u from an Eastern European Conservative country? New to US ?

[@filoflin5345]

ahahahahahahha good for you

[@maggiefollett636]

I reckon you looked very hot, actually!

[@AufdemLaufenden777]

It's just a tourist club by know..... Nothing special by now

[@rinmartell2678]

I disagree. Sure, there are other clubs in Berlin. Especially Sisyphos is great but Berghain is still one of Berlins best clubs.

[@untitledtransient]

Techno is a subculture. Stop the appropriation. Stop advising people on how to put on an act. You are welcome to be tourists in Berlin but stop being tourists in marginalized people's safe spaces.

[@chrisdickinson3168]

I'm pretty sure if I ever attempted to get in a place like that I would then hate it and be tiered so would probably leave an hour or so later. I'm more of a get drunk in some nice pubs then hit a cheesy pop club and bust my moves to s club 7 kinda guy

[@diegoforlan2324]

You ain’t a techno geezer bruv

[@Creamygoodne55]

Well yeah Berghain is a techno gay sex club. If that’s not your style on a Saturday why would you want to go there.

[@joebloggs7103]

Love island with a cheeky nandos kinda guy

[@The101damnations]

Don't you mean LGBTQIA2A+?

[@MP-sq4us]

ugh another video of this place. boring "yawns"