things that make me irrationally angry

[@IceCreamSandwich]

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[@Cami_love_pugs]

NOOO

[@Fuzymaraca]

Hi

[@TheBalloonPerson]

Ello

[@chessmaster3763]

I gochu bro

[@IForgotTbh]

I thought you were dead (irrationally)

[@ColinFox]

His timing on "take your fingers out of your mouth" was perfect. Got me.

[@hunter9848]

... same

[@Nothightho]

Got my ass too lol

[@JB_Tricks]

Same and I now know that my mouth is the size of four fingers 😂

[@BlendyBoii]

@@Nothightho what!!!!

[@MLfootstool6-ik3ed]

Got me too.

[@mrunalgole]

"This is Andy. Andy likes his personal space." "This is ASMR. ASMR also likes Andy's personal space."

[@nikoskonstantinidis4069]

who really invenented this phrase its good, its just weird. tostada

[@PankakeDoesArt]

@@nikoskonstantinidis4069tostada?? Jaiden animations fan?? edit: 10 likes I don’t think I ever got 10 likes-

[@christineroseteves2680]

tostada mentioned (jaiden!!)

[@OnyechelaOgbonna-jo3fz]

tostada gyatt

[@Jzombi301]

@@nikoskonstantinidis4069 you just said everything i was thinking. i just watched that video and saw a comment with the same format about the cats

[@EliseMorris-ud4jk]

" I like a good amount of... AIR. between ME and PEOPLE. " The most relatable line ive ever heard 💀

[@PhotoWizard17]

Next frame proceeds to lick someone's face 😂

[@mettekesdg1538]

That was one of my favourite things about covid days. That plus that I did not seem like a nut job any more when I touched everything with my sleeves in public.

[@grey.tmc.]

dont TOUCH ME! (phhh, phhhhh)

[@06NinjaKid06]

@@mettekesdg1538 i did not want to know that

[@mettekesdg1538]

@@06NinjaKid06 I did not want you to interact with me. But we can't always get what we want now can we...

[@nekoprankster2184]

4:08 That keyboard clacking finally made me realize why people *like* ASMR, as a person who also gets irrationally angry from it. I'm replaying this so many times, my body gets the good kind of shivers instead of the uncomfortable kind. I can physically feel the width of my pupils.

[@mif_sovremennosty]

Yes! Clacking, mechanical noises are almost the only ones, that I like from ASMR.

[@artisticgarbage07]

i keep replaying satisfying sounds i either need longer to process or wanna process again becuase it makes me go mmmggfhfflljjkkk yk??? just ggghhuufffjjlll... hhj... right???

[@01101]

I think people just have trouble finding ASMR that is *for* them, vs what they always see as ASMR in the semi-creepy tiktoks I can't stand the "whispered" or "close personal attention" ASMR, it absolutely invades personal space if you're not someone who can stand that feeling of being touched But I love listening to people scrapbook 🤷‍♂ it's a distance + type of sound thing, not everything is for everyone

[@jajoothecoolman]

ew

[@Idfkwhyy]

I like the sound when im using the keyboard but for some reason it just makes me so angry when i listen to fhe same sounds through a speaker or headphones. Actually, any time of asmr just makes me irrationally angry

[@identityconfirmed404]

"is your world so rigid that you are bound by the rule of black and white? will you give no time for the brilliance of the sunset to dance on the stage of the horizon?" *This guy is the next Shakespeare, I'm teling ya.*

[@nikoskonstantinidis4069]

Twitter will be molding after this opinion

[@Maxwellchaos7439]

it's a really good question to ask though. I absolutely despise how black and white people view our world. nothing is gonna be given straight nothing!!

[@Hunter-dy2xy]

Brilliant

[@arklanbk]

this is american politics actually, everyone choosing sides like a football team. glad l dont live there

[@kiranerysegordon5485]

I agree 😂

[@JesseJokes]

“You peeve me off” is now a thing I will be saying

[@reganregan2760]

First like yippee

[@Hamborgarr]

All your comments peeve me off. >:[

[@kyran426]

@@JesseJokes agreed

[@penguinclub2008]

“You piss me off”

[@Heywspbro]

hey ice cream sandwich cousin

[@Yaezuo]

"Put your fingers out of your mouth" HOW DID YOU KNOW-

[@bellbell251]

I know right?!? I was holding them up to see the comparison when he said it!

[@YuriAnimations-y2i]

He knew most of us would do that me inculded-

[@ivoryphoenix7]

He probably did the same thing.

[@EmperorToast980]

He can see the future and uses his power in the best possible way

[@danielstorey6265]

The moment he said "the width of two human fingers" I checked then I died of laughter when he told us to "take our fingers out of our mouths".

[@serenitynow85]

5:48 I also love how 'anger' makes us de-evolve to our most primal behavior

[@toufusoup]

2:53 that *lick* was UNCOMFORTABLY smooth. Well done, Mr. IceCreamSandwich.

[@RisingJay]

and the team as well ❤

[@logan-el6hl]

(2:52)

[@finn596]

I wish he could treat me like that 😢

[@Cheesecakedeluxe123]

@@finn596 Blud what?

[@Tickler_of_Toes]

and the expressions of the dude🤣

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

3:53 in the words of a wise person; "we should be making burgers wider, not taller"

[@yamjamjam]

submarine sandwichs 🌝

[@monodragon]

@@Karaboo7how

[@solidacid1337]

@@Karaboo7 I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong.

[@grqfes]

@@Karaboo7 what, cause it slips? genuine skill issue dog learn how to eat

[@anomalousanimates]

@@yamjamjam subbamanaimenai burgers

[@pirimi]

"I won't say anything cause I'm pretty non confrontational BUT I'LL BE UPSET ABOUT IT!" is far too real

[@DylanLCutshall]

you can’t allow yourself to be angry at the person when it’s your fault for not speaking up about the issue. like, how are they supposed to know it angers you if you don’t speak up about it? a bit unfair for them no?

[@ubblebungus]

@@DylanLCutshall usually (at least where im from) its common sense not to be in physical contact with strangers. but in other cases, yeah you probably should alert them to the issue

[@DylanLCutshall]

@@ubblebungus for sure ye, I fully agree, you absolutely shouldn't touch other people or get too close to other people in public. I can't stand it either--I need my personal space too. and I too have a hard time speaking up about it, but you have to speak up about it, because they can't read your thoughts lol xd

[@MarsBars-l3z]

"i like a good amount of..AIR between ME and PEOPLE, DoN'T ToUcH Me" *agressive peepin breaths*

[@Monodraws]

If I may add, what peeves me off is the amount of ppl that SPEED down the streets during Halloween. I almost became another grease stain on the ground today lol. And I had to watch my younger siblings like a hawk the whole time bc the cars kept swerving around ppl like crazy😭

[@princessthyemis]

Oh my gosh!! 😮 I'm glad you're all safe now! You're a good sibling to keep an eye on them 🥰

[@exertations]

I almost got hit in a police chase when a truck went past me on the sidewalk

[@Allieaturtle8]

H-hawk? Hawk…. Tuah? (I’m sorry)

[@omoriref]

It makes me want to stop in front of a car and yell "you learn in driver's education that you need to wait for pedestrians to pass first for a reason. if you can't do that, you're a bad driver." because these are one of the things that makes me irrationally angry.

[@Handlesarestoopid]

Drivers these days are just so selfish that they don't care about other people's well-being

[@napkin7503]

0:15 Thanks for the shout out bro.

[@Idk_dude_I_just_got_here]

I laughed way too hard at this comment

[@richardschweitzer4094]

Same

[@SemiDragonGirl]

LMAOO

[@EggMonkey]

😂

[@Urlocalfrog32]

Ain't no fukin way

[@halucinator1]

Lawn care technician here. Most of those signs are required by law in the state you are in. As long as the chemical that treated the lawn is dry, you should be ok with walking on it. If it's wet, don't. Depending on the company, it's usually a mixture of urea, water and a broad leaf herbicide. I get the frustration at the signs, they should be bigger to notify people.

[@uppityducky]

I have a feeling they're so small because most people getting those lawn services care more about looks than the effect the lawn has on their environment and fellow humans.

[@schizo8923]

I don't understand why people let their pets go onto other people's property in the first place.

[@dipstrip]

This, but conflicted about the actual danger when reentry periods on on the scale of hours and applicating when it wouldnt, wouldnt be wise or effective(rain/dew), put a dye that stands out from the grass in your flavor of 2,4-d instead of signs with skulls and dealing with old ladies deciding to make it their business that "omg youre spreading POISON!?" "youre DESTROYING this planet!" and you gotta say "no its trimec a selective broadleaf herbicide, heres the label, itll be dry and safe in a few hours, theres evidence that it can build up in dogs but the studies havent proven long term health problems beyond acute symptoms from a large exposure immediately after application"

[@halucinator1]

@@uppityducky it's mostly cost of the flags. We use a 4" X 4" flag and a box of 500 is around $200. Prices vary depending on what is used.

[@wongledongle340]

​@@schizo8923may have been a public lawn, like for a park or just a grassy space by the road

[@design8ed_nee-san977]

I agree 100% to all of these. Related things that make my fuse shorter are -Obvious signage being ignored and becoming my problem (I work retail) - People remodeling gorgeous Victorian houses into minimalist atrocities.

[@KarpInATuxedo]

I can relate to this, people not reading obviously placed signs pisses me the hell off man. Read the damn sign or I will yell at you, I swear to god

[@graysonfwtx]

i’m on the admin team for a cfa and our parking lot is 1 way to prevent accidents on a really awkward corner and at least 40 people go the wrong way every day. we even make it hard to go in the drive thru from that way to discourage people going the wrong way and they still do it wrong 😭

[@flavortownfanatic7280]

Bruh, the place I work has a sign on the washroom door that says, "Please ask for a key at customer service." I get asked at least 3 times a day for the key. I am cutting fruits and vegetables. Do I look like the customer service desk? The desk is 15 feet away, I will watch them stand there and read the sign, then look at the customer service desk, and then they'll ask me. It's not that difficult. Just ask at customer service.

[@Modern_GenLoser]

I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THE LAST ONE

[@KarpInATuxedo]

@@flavortownfanatic7280 my job also has a bathroom problem, in the sense that our bathroom is reserved for customers only. So I'll have instances where I'll have non-customers ask for the bathroom code and make up the excuse that they'll buy something after using the bathroom and they don't fucking buy anything. It makes me so fucking mad and frustrated. I also get non-customers complaining that I won't let them use the bathroom without paying first. bruh it's company policy; what the fuck do you want me to do about it; I have to enforce the company rules due to fact people that have trashed our bathrooms in the past hence the reason you have to pay to use the bathroom. If you want to complain that I'm not being fair about the bathroom, you can take your ass out of my store and go use the bathroom elsewhere. Retail is a thankless job sometimes and people just take us for granted I swear 😮‍💨

[@keepitdicey]

8:15 I totally agree but I've witnessed people ignore signs, twice my size, that say "CLOSED" then proceed to the door to question why it's not opening.

[@NicolaiAAA]

FACTS. I was going to open the store I worked at and the hours sign takes up a MASSIVE window. There's like an inch of space around it that you can look through the window. And this woman and her daughter were there before we opened and her daughter goes, "When do they open mom?" And the mom, I will never forget this, was trying to look into the window AROUND THE GIANT FKING SIGN to see if there was anyone inside I guess, and goes, "I don't know honey, I don't see their hours anywhere." I walked right up to the door, pointed, and said, "They're _right there,"_ and then went inside, more than happy to lock the door behind me.

[@verdaneart]

IT IS THIS BAD FOR REAL I volunteer at a museum, and we have a touch tank with an established line. Lots of signs, roped off sections, etc. There's a big, obvious section at the front where people line up, and then we let a chunk in for a certain time, they leave out the other way, rinse and repeat. Everything is explained VERY specifically. Yet guess what??? People go AROUND THE BACK to the exit, and then try to ENTER FROM THERE. Sir/Ma'am, there is a HUGE line of people out in the open that you simply IGNORED, and then came AROUND BACK, to an often ROPED OFF SPOT, with a HUGE SIGN sitting in the middle of the exit that is very clearly labelled EXIT in MULTIPLE LANGUAGES. WHERE IS IT NOT CLICKING????? Similar thing happens with the touch tank itself! We've had a few little fish and a spiny lobster in there (We move animals around an awful lot because of renovations and such), but despite the fact that we YELL about them being NOT TOUCHABLE, and then making everyone SWEAR that they understand the rules, SO MANY PEOPLE STILL TRY TO TOUCH THEM. For the love of god, the spiny lobster is off limits BECAUSE IT HURTS TO TOUCH. The sheer number of people in this world that ignore the obvious and don't care about anything else is ATROCIOUS.

[@Kynrasian]

​@@NicolaiAAA I know what you mean. The self-service machines at my workplace used to run out of cash a lot, and we'd often tape handwritten signs saying "Card only" over the screens. People would move the sign, scan their first item, the machine would say "Do you wish to continue?" while displaying a message saying that it's card only, and asking the customer if they intend to pay with card, to which they'd press "yes" without reading the message, then scan the rest of their items, get all the way to payment, and then stare at the person on the till, waiting for them to come fix it. And every. SINGLE time, they'd say "It didn't tell me" and I get the urge to say "Yes it DID, you crusty shitstain on the pants of humanity, you just can't fucking READ!". But I'm not a confrontational or angry person at all, so I suppress that urge in favour of something more healthy, like turning it into a humorous rant later. Somehow, the problem has gotten better now that the self-service machines are permanently card only.

[@bruh6984]

​@@NicolaiAAAthat daughter of hers is doomed

[@blingger]

"People who say "short" instead of average height, like people are tall and short. And somehow there's no room for average. You're always hot or cold, and there's no warm, fast or slow, full or hungry, day or night? Is your world so rigid that you are bound by the rule of black and white?" - very wise and charming words from Ice Cream Sandwich

[@nikoskonstantinidis4069]

This guy: so its mi- BONK No. Average. And average only

[@zzyxxyzz5442]

idk where i heard it, or in what context, but isn't there like some philosophy stuff about "non-duality" or something? like realizing stuff isn't figuratively black and white or whatever?

[@amandak.4246]

seems similar for weight. fat people tend to call people who are a healthy weight skinny. like there's no in between

[@thetruebadevil]

@@amandak.4246 and I’ve seen a lot of skinny people say anyone without a flat stomach is automatically unhealthy and fat. Why can’t people accept that “healthy” looks different for different people 😭

[@DarknessLPs]

as someone who is 6'2", anyone below 6 ft is short to me.....

[@chickennuggetpaw]

Tbf, the homemade slime that people make asmr with usually doesn’t leave any sort of texture on your hands. One specific type that has instant snow in it makes your hands kinda wet after you play with it, but not oily or sticky. That gross storebought stuff is not only worse quality in general (hard, rubbery, smells weird) but also tends to leave residue on your hands. Totally gross.

[@vibrantgleam]

Store slime is a disgrace to actual slime.

[@chickennuggetpaw]

@ LITERALLY. It’s so gross and hard and just blech!

[@trollman_2345]

I like _good_ slime. The slime that takes months to get dirty, doesn't leave your hands oily, and doesn't stick to everything so much you leave traces in the room. Yes.

[@ave72]

how/where do you procure such slime?😅

[@trollman_2345]

@ave72 idk, that was... Over _14 years ago._ Fuck, now i feel old.

[@am5ters504]

@@ave72 most high quality slime doesn't have lots of fallout or sticky residue. Also before handling slime you need to wash your hands and make sure it's on a clean surface, unless you want the icky gross hair slime LOL

[@m_the_third]

Nah its just desgusting

[@vibrantgleam]

OMG THANK YOU. Ironically what peeves me is people don't know what good slime is. (Actually this has nothing to do with this video) Like I hate the kind of slime this person is talking about. Cold, low quality, sticky, disgusting. I like the high quality ones.

[@a_channel2545]

He’s finally put words to something I’ve thought for so long. If you’re gonna be rich and not use it to better the world, then I expect you to at the very least spend that money on stuff that’s cool. Like, you don’t need a mansion, but if you’re gonna have one, at least have a really awesome one.

[@fraziercrawford]

My father's parents are frackers/drillers (don't worry they disowned him and me) and their mcmansion is completely done with hobby lobby knickknacks and Mathis Brothers furniture its pathetic 😂 they were dirt farmers before they hit it big and they simply have no concept of taste outside of an outlet mall they're the worst 😂 they literally buy each other socks for chirstmas ans birthdays because they can't conceive of anything more amazing or enjoyable than a leased Lexus they can trade out every year 😂

[@vincedibona4687]

@fraziercrawford Your jealousy is showing.

[@PowerSpirit50]

​@@vincedibona4687 Who would be jealous of bad taste?

[@dlibby4979]

In the UK its called "all fur coat and no knickers"

[@The_Ossifrage]

@@vincedibona4687 It's amazing how you think people can't understand bad taste and poor value in spending without being jealous. If anything, it sounds like you're just peeved someone called out poor taste that you also share.

[@orange757]

My mom hangs wallpaper, typically for rich folk, since nobody else really gets wallpaper here. they ALWAYS have the worst taste. I'm talking the most busy designs with the same pattern on the pillowcases, curtains, and bedding. Or straight up just the most bland solid color that you might as well have just painted it yourself. Or inked silk wallpaper that makes you feel sick from the fumes of the ink. I swear the more money you have the worse your taste gets in decor. I hate it.

[@SteveAkaDarktimes]

Rich people don't have the time and skill to make the building they live in an real home. its all about the sticker price to brag about, not the actual look.

[@grey.tmc.]

if i were rich, i would decorate my house to look like the ocean or something, and have seal plushies everywhere

[@raizensamson6723]

Where i work, we make drapes for basically anyone who will pay. Mostly rich folk. Ever seen antelope curtians? I have. They are not pretty. Only about 1/3 of the curtins we make are actually decent and/or kinda cute, the rest are downright hideous or just really boring tans.

[@josh_1354]

This is the only channel where I’ll actually watch the sponsor part and not skip thru it

[@nmbn5337]

Same bro ,he always makes EVERYTHING funny somehow EVEN SPONSERS THE MOST BORING THING ON KZbin

[@HanamoriKuna]

7:01 the hand audibly shaking the Mac n cheese box before just ripping it in half is so funny and real. 😂

[@ohmaplaymaker]

folowing by that distressed "Perfect" 😂

[@CharzzTheAnimated]

“It’s so incredibly- POINTLESSSS.”

[@navejar2764]

FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS THE POINTLESSNESS OF THE KRAFT MAC AND CHEESE BOX'S LITTLE STUPID HOLES

[@Wintertime04]

GGGHHH... YOU PEEVE ME OFF!!!

[@walterandjessesmemelab]

It’s like the perforation isn’t deep enough… it’s on the very outer edge of the box so all it is is a cosmetic and not of real use

[@carbonatedcosmo7665]

that's why i just always open the boxes from the top tbh, the perforation is USELESS

[@BishounenOtoko]

I didn't even notice it!! I usually just open it from the top. LOL.

[@shoobfloof22]

I tried to use the perforation once and found it impossible and useless, it's garbage xD. What i usually do is get my fingernail under the two flaps at the edge and then rip the flaps off completely xD

[@nodl8348]

4:15 The fact he knew we would immediately put our hand in our mouth to test if it's true

[@interstellarpieceofmeat]

What about that fact?

[@11EdYi11DrQwartz]

Frrr ! 😭😭😭 I got soo surprised ! 😭😭😅😅

[@spacegordonramsay2486]

I got called out immediately

[@2BitGamers]

As someone who is contractually obligated to place those incredibly small signs, people really hate it when you put things in their yard, even if they paid for it

[@pseudohippie55]

Speaking of personal space, even though I've been out of high school for MANY years now, I still remember the vitriol I felt when teachers would stand OVER you and stare at your desk when you were taking a test. It made me nervous and angry. You dont have to do that to check if someone's cheating. So stop. Please.

[@creativeartstudios6792]

my teachers would do this alot when we had to write in google docs.. I started typing in white so teachers couldn't see anything.

[@PositiveTherapy1]

@@creativeartstudios6792 Omg- amazing-

[@janezat2939]

I did not know I had misophonia, so before I found out it even exists, I thought that getting unnaturally infuriated with my coworkers causally eating and wanting to choke them out on the spot was just a thing that some people do. Chewing sounds just really PEEVE me off :I

[@ShadowHound15]

I don't know why but I read that as mesothelioma in my head at first.

[@dizzy_jump]

same man. it sucks

[@BiggusPuggus]

i was a nightmare when i was younger about this with my sibs, they felt the tantrum i threw when it came to chewing sounds but they at least stopped eating chips around me ;w; i compromised after a while.

[@user-ee6lk1pb6w]

Same, but the chewing sound doesn't piss me off. It's the fact that people chew with their mouths open, It's gross. please be civilized and chew with your mouth closed.

[@eglol]

I hate those sounds too, but they don't make me angry per se. What I do *really* hate though is those weird sounds people make like they're about to bring up spit from their mouth and spit or something... What the fricc even are they doing?? But it's so *annoying*

[@TheADHDCat]

Literally recoiled at how amazingly animated the lick was.. 😭2:50

[@real_attilathehung]

That heartbeat at 6:30 made me choke on my fruit snacks. Very well done. 10/10 👏🏻

[@-TheCheeseMan-]

2:53 I love how much emotion is in his voice

[@sircheese6473]

Lol

[@siraksolotthegreat]

Why’d u do thatttt???

[@Idiot2632]

guhghghg the licking sounddduhhh

[@LucasCristi-yo2qm]

6:18 “this is glorpshplit”

[@roxanamarinica811]

Ok

[@CoreGamesAAA]

regretevator

[@StartAnimats]

I lost it at glorpshitt

[@crunchyfootfungus3909]

​@@CoreGamesAAAgnarpy

[@Harias_VI]

Bingos binted?

[@sunlitriddle2294]

your little Angy Creatur self is SUCH a mood. I feel that way multiple times in a day

[@flareon9415]

1:10 on everything I live for, this is because it’s a really cheap slime meant for mass production and not comfort. The really good expensive slimes/home made slimes don’t have this problem

[@janeyragonzalez4085]

Something that makes me rationally happy is when ice cream sandwich uploads

[@tabitharamirez6813]

ME TOO! 🤩

[@melmelon3393]

​@@JamesR624 read their comment again

[@imagempsicodelica9271]

Same

[@hiddenperson20]

burger

[@j-yoshi64_justcallmej]

@@JamesR624 they SAID it was rational.

[@madammazon2942]

Ice cream I gotta say, your animations have gotten so much more expressive and smooth! Especially in this video I noticed how naturally the character movements were and I was cackling at the little details you put in that make all the characters so alive. You have come far my friend! I'm loving it!

[@CaitlinKoi]

I am with you on all of this, even as a fan of ASMR. There are some noises that I just HATE, that seem to be so popular, like mouth sounds and scratching. Just gross like that sticky oily slime.

[@NoctivagantDiurnal]

Mouth noises that ain't subtle is garbage

[@leandraleo281]

mouth noises make me feel like dying

[@Drekromancer]

Hey guys! Just wanted to let you know, the phenomenon you're describing is probably misophonia. Look it up! It's not uncommon.

[@NoctivagantDiurnal]

@Drekromancer yeah, what bro said

[@JelonzoBestJebby]

💛🧑‍🦱💛

[@EstebanFuentes-eu6nq]

Ice cream sandwich the reason why the house is 125,000 due to the size of the building,interior and land

[@Sintanity]

"I'm 5'9'' and that's SHORT to you?!" Me, from holland, the tallest country on the planet: uh. yeah

[@warriorcatkitty]

im 5'1 so 5'9 would seem tall to me xD

[@jcplays1749]

Let's take your legs out and see who's short... Sorry.

[@TebecyBrad]

5'9" is the average height of Dutch women. It's also the average height of American men. My Dutch lady friend is the same height as me

[@Cr3Ek_l0v3R]

I'm not even 5'0 at 14 (2 hours til birthday

[@mememaster695]

I'm 6'4, and I make sure to tell anyone who is more than an inch shorter than me that they are short. The rage you get when you call a 6'2 guy short is exquisite.

[@miafoley8582]

4:15 Well now I feel called out. Also, Annie's is the superior mac'n'cheese and yes, I will die on that hill.

[@aaron.s1531]

Here lies @miafoley8582 They died with their opinion in hand On that hill May they rest in peace

[@subrinazeller]

I dint put it in my mouth but I did put my finger next to my mouth

[@jpting_]

He got me too

[@miafoley8582]

@@aaron.s1531 Congratulations, I just scared my dog awake by snorting too hard at that. 😅

[@Colbeanz24]

Fax

[@bradyharpe6051]

When I was a kid every time I had slime my mom made me play with it on a very specific tray so that it wouldn't get hair and dirt all in it so that meant that I ended up really enjoying slime because it didn't get a bunch of hair or dirt in it

[@JackJack-s7l]

2:07 “there’s something wrong with your kid”

[@Mx.muffin]

Seeing rich people have the most boring ass mansions infuriate me to an alarming degree. YOU HAVE SO MUCH MONEY, USE IT FOR SOMETHING COOL AT LEAST!!

[@brohen]

Even if i was a millionaire I'd want a regular sized and mostly modest house. The yard and the fence is where I'd go all out

[@ThylineTheGay]

They sold the ability to be cool for two dollars fifty

[@Auburn_Rusame0704]

5:50 Bro took ‘eat the rich’ to the next level damn

[@UltimateGamer-bm6yt]

He just ate the rich. 5:51

[@storkbroker339]

4:15 damn he got me

[@justanothergamer64]

SAME BRO I'm literally dying

[@finnybrooks8068]

He read me like a book.

[@nafisa.t13]

I reacted like a 3 year old eating food off the floor

[@greenbean7355]

Gotta fact check

[@ISO_ROBOT]

yep

[@MisterWoozy]

I DESPISE ASMR with literally every fibre of my being

[@lindsayshanks7555]

5:41 Perfectly describes what making a purposely expensive house in the Sims 4 is like Every expensive option is ugly or clashes with each other. But if you wanna have a build that's outrageously expensive you gotta use them

[@CorbenikTheRebirth]

As a listener to ASMR vids, I understand the "personal space" aspect you mentioned, which is why I mainly only listen to "no talking" asmr vids.

[@Chubbasaurus]

I love ASMR, my sister hates it, and she glares absolute daggers if I eat too loud.

[@the_dark_jumper2211]

Agreed, I find that talking asmr, especially whispering, low-key jumpscares me.

[@DrDingsGaster]

Same here! The whisper sounds do me a big angry too.

[@valaya.3]

I used to feel that way and felt really weird about the whispering in my ears, but I got used to it long ago and now most of the time I prefer it. But I also rarely listen with headphones, which probably makes a big difference. The strange thing is that even though I'd enjoy it with headphones, I would hate it in real life. It also depends on the creator...if I don't know them and their vibe is off for me, no thank nuh uh

[@rinpaisys]

I only like cat purring or keyboard clacking asmr. No humans allowed.

[@loopsinty7758]

7:05 the anger in that “PERFECT” makes me guffaw

[@Moore4you]

"Haha look at this short 5'9" guy thinking he is average height." -This Tall 6'0" Guy

[@Moore4you]

Very much satire and genuinely agree with this concept being ridiculous.

[@pengiunanimatorguy]

Funny ice cream guy has returned yippee

[@peppergenYT]

underrated comment

[@yosofJemeh]

Phuny ise ceam gui

[@elizabethhernandez1456]

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Ice Cream Sandwich’s farts

[@MyChannel_has_Only1_HAPPYVideo]

Just realized all my life’s joys have mysteriously disappeared… starting with ASMR. Next thing you know, I’ll be saying 'I actually love Mondays'

[@phosxd]

“Take your fingers out of your mouth” actually got me, bro knew exactly what I was doing at that moment 🤣

[@SunnyDxysAwait]

ANDY GOT ME SO GOOD AT THE "get your fingers out of your mouth" i was TRYING to see if it was ACCORUATE that peeved me off!! >:C 4:15

[@JacksonToone]

Angry Andy gave me nightmares, the cover is legit meant for a horror film

[@ScarOfTheSea]

4:14 I wanted to check for myself and when he said the “take your fingers out of your mouth” I started laughing and coughing and choking on my coughs omg that was hilarious wtf

[@fnafhorror30]

You are the only KZbinr that I don't skip the sponsor because I know they will always be funny 😂

[@KellenTheUhhYT]

Counterargument: Noodle's sponsors Go watch Noodle This is a threat

[@GreySeashell-j3m]

@@KellenTheUhhYT I concur

[@victoriavvc]

The mad Andy being a (probably small) angry dog was just too funny

[@FloppyBeef-v9k]

Neighbors that dont control their dogs. I have NEVER had the thoughts im having now after 5 years of this amount of noise. When i snap, EVERYONE will suffer the consequences.

[@Ottoiscool]

He's the only youtuber that makes an advertisment entertaining and actually not making me insta skip it

[@PheonixBoi64]

2:11 The "AsMr" was perfectly gross

[@peanutdabird5054]

Is dat a hollowknight player i see?:0

[@K0lt0nw3lch]

I think it iz

[@KwAnTheSilly]

You searched up “Hollow knight profile picture” didn’t you Cause i have the same image on my steam account lol

[@Cossaint]

This guy actually makes sponsors fun to watch

[@simonecassman]

I show these to my lil brother and he tries to skip the sponsorship and I'm like "WAIT.... Let him cook"

[@snowman-man6096]

Sometimes I think icecreamsandwich is just schizophrenic and doesn’t actually get sponsors from Nord, he’s just still doing it because he can’t let go

[@IsiahTomas]

I was just reading on another comment thread about how we rate singing ability as either a 1 or 10 and not really regard the 4-6 range as also being acceptable. So far, I've theorized this is why pop music is an endurable genre.

[@Madmadsdrawing]

1:35 THE GROWLING AND HOPS AND 5:48 THE BIT IM DYINGGGG 😂😂😂😂

[@Grianfan90]

2:31 Hating ASMR might actually be an ADHD thing since my mom and I both hate it, too.

[@Moose42115]

I hate It too

[@abigailromaine4941]

Me too

[@Basement_CNC]

Yep can affirm, have some flavour of ADHD and hate it too

[@DrPhenomena]

ASMR is absolutely awful to my ears

[@theblazingblight]

Dang, strike 327 (idk its a lot at this point) for why I might have ADHD.

[@pastelstew]

Perfect timing with the "take your fingers out of your mouth" I was shocked 😂

[@mrgameandsnacks1379]

I'm so glad Andy hates ASMR for the same exact reason I do. I feel so validated

[@myrezz8833]

My bf told me the same thing. Feels like someone’s right behind him even when the video isn’t. I don’t enjoy mukbangs tho; watching people eat is gross.

[@michaelvasquez9620]

Personally for me muk bangs have to be unexaggerated and more like a meal with how a normal person eats, because then I can feel​ like I'm eating with someone or enjoying good food vicariously, I hate the giant amounts of food many others eat as it just looks so bloating and disgustingly unhealthy. Usually I like hearing people talk about the food too though so I'm pretty particular about things lol Tl:Dr I hate the gross amounts and exaggerated ways people eat in many mukbangs @@myrezz8833

[@bek.ah.sketch]

4:03 "There should be a law that prohibits burgers from being bigger than the average human mouth size which is...around the width of three human fingers." Me: *about to put my three human fingers in my mouth* "Take your fingers out of your mouth."

[@ubblebungus]

why do you have three human fingers

[@Pausethechaos]

@@ubblebungus 🤨

[@ubblebungus]

@@Pausethechaos are you not concerned that they have 3 human finger, and were about to put them in their mouth!?

[@redwolf6213]

I literally paused the video to do just that.😂

[@rinpaisys]

I could only fit 2. My jaw too small, refuse to open past 2 human fingers. Lol

[@blacknyellow962]

6:45 This can be said for so many different random cardboard/plastic containers. Nothing is more is sad when it comes to cereal (besides not having milk) than ripping the bag so it pours out weird.

[@thelonerocketeer]

4:38 to 4:44 was a bar🔥🔥🔥

[@nanardeurlambda]

8:00 mind you, I wouldn't trust in the amount of care people that feel the need to poison their lawn are capable of.

[@tataritrades6992]

Nah for the house thing I’ll explain as a designer: that much solid wood in a complete frame is RIDICULOUSLY expensive to the point where you need some of the best carpenters in the world to get that quality of finish done. Not a bad home, just not suitable to everyone’s taste.

[@alinaserizwimasekophiri1708]

I actually like it

[@flaminG-Ghost]

If I spent 1 million dollars on something and then someone has to explain that it costs 1 million dollars to everyone else except the people who made it, bought it or know about it.... Then my guy I have failed at spending that million dollar and I may have just burned it or worse.... charity 🤮

[@alinaserizwimasekophiri1708]

@tataritrades6992 but why do I have to explain its cost? It's expensive and worth the price tag to me and I think that's enough.

[@chadrific]

Expense doesn’t equal taste

[@franchezq_1665]

the price also increases if the wood used is from an expensive tree, plus the size of the lot is huge too, of course its ridiculously expensive

[@Zathren]

I get it dude. Never understood ASMR personally. Well, except the World's Quietest Let's Play. That made me happy.

[@spam-el3ee]

Markiplier fan spotted‼️ 🫵

[@kaleenar963]

In my experience ASMR varies a lot in quality, the good ones give the tingles and the bad ones make you go “EW GET OUT OF MY EAR”

[@CharlotteLandry-j8k]

2:47 Sneaks up from you behind, licks you, becomes your nightmare, and tells you about today's sponser.

[@MahélieB]

Please never stop making videos. Everytime me and my father sees you’ve posted, we wait to be able to watch it together as we always laugh! It is such a wonderful daughter and father moment that I cherish ☺️

[@Chloe-Lim101]

the ads that you edit are THE ONLY ads i will watch willingly :D

[@Yummychickennuggetya]

"This is glorpshplit" 🗣🔥

[@joe_elmore]

the voice changer too lol

[@Germanp778]

4:15 MAN WHY'D YOU CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT?? I MADE SUCH A FOOL OF MYSELF IN FRONT OF MY BEST FRIEND 😭

[@MeteorSmash]

My biggest pet peeve is when someone gets mad and chastises me for something I didn't even do or was aware of. Even worse when they don't apologize after finding out i was innocent.

[@sparaxisblanc2473]

Bro... That's what I've been putting up with for nine years now. The pain is unreal.

[@DezAmmySel]

you know who ELSE gets mad and chastises me for something I didn't even do or was aware of, and doesn't apologize after finding out that I was innocent all along? *_MY MOM!_*

[@therebellion96]

4:27 Okay, NOW we are getting somewhere! This is a gripe I can actually understand. I don't know what happened that made people think that any height between 5ft,7 and 5ft,11 is short!

[@KingdomOfDimensions]

Combination of social media and dating apps, probably.

[@seguaye]

fr. human average height is 5’6”, anyone calling someone who’s 5’9” short is probably just ungodly tall

[@Splatoonspyro]

Skill issue

[@TomMinnow]

​@@Splatoonspyromay your legs cramp horribly on every flight, every drive and may you one day need to hide in a small space to survive zombie attack and FAIL :)

[@IsiahTomas]

Spider-Man's comic actual height is 5'10" I believe Captain America is 6'1" Wolverine is 5'1" in case anyone is wondering. (Puck of Marvel's Alpha Flight should be about 4-6 inches less)

[@Grianfan90]

8:11 We have standardized neon yellow signs, and they're so much better.

[@eloraandkhan3288]

why is this like your best video ever? your rant is so relatable. Also how dare you call me out on putting my fingers in my mouth! lol

[@clashpigsmk1564]

IceCreamSandwich and JSchlatt both posting videos about things teny hate wasnt on my Halloween Bingo Card

[@Skoigen]

searched schlatt in f3 just to see if anyone else noticed

[@HulkJustice]

jschlatt fails the ahole test

[@realmbeyondtheshadow]

literally saw this video right after schlatt and thought the same thing lmao

[@halpysbane3373]

My thoughts exactly

[@DezAmmySel]

@@Skoigen TIL you can use F3 instead of Ctrl+F to search a page. Thanks! :D

[@ivoryphoenix7]

got up to stop my cat from knocking things over and came back to 1:35

[@joe_elmore]

lol

[@RealbluesparkFN]

cat moment

[@tcmyoungdaggerd3308]

😂😂😂😂

[@MuyuNyan]

Best Halloween event yet.

[@Joeyanimation0]

YOU’VE PEEVED ME OFF

[@RisingJay]

heck yeah

[@elizabethhernandez1456]

The scariest thing... Ice cream sandwich

[@ryancottingham925]

Yes 😁

[@moriahpannenberg]

me and one of my sisters watch you and talk a lot about our favorite videos and now we have a good bond over a youtuber so thanks for that💚

[@aidankrop1658]

8:27 no, the solution is to not chemically treat lawns at all. Let whatever grows grow damn it.

[@ubblebungus]

and if you dont want something growing, physically remove it. sure, it may come back, but if you care for your lawn THAT much, I'm sure you can handle some gardening

[@victor_creator]

What about insects? You can’t exactly just pull up unwanted insects.

[@elisabethhaas9760]

Why does lawn need chemical treatment anyway? It is lawn! It will grow, leave it alone! Besides what if it starts raining? Do these people want harmful chemicals in their ground and water supply? Like, what the heck people?

[@Torden-Thor]

@@victor_creator so youre gonna dump fucking chemicals on it???????

[@juliettev.6309]

@@victor_creator Insects are an essential part of nature, all of them are useful in some way to the ecosystem, you can't get rid of them (and poison everything around in the process)(because yes pesticides are harmful to more than just the pests) just because they're a bit icky.

[@SomeInternetUser45]

not me putting my fingers in my mouth at 4:10 XD

[@ampadedoda5027]

I feel like these videos are being watched by a bunch of curious smart monkeys that will test anything random like that out and im one of them

[@ewoklord-726]

I put my fingers in AFTER he said not to. >:)

[@lilithhyde1592]

I was just about to put him in as he said that

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

4 finger mouth occupant 👉😎

[@lilithhyde1592]

@@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890 bro, same!

[@ISuperHenry]

"You peeve me off" is now my favorite quote of this channel

[@PyroJosh222]

the vid proof of him opening the mac and cheese box was the funniest thing iv seen in a while 😂😂😂😂 i love this guy he should live forever 🙌🏼

[@OvenGlobalDomination]

The worst thing is... Your blanked with text on it is a still MUCH better idea than the tiny sign in the same color as grass

[@temmiehoi688]

6:33 as a Kraft mac and cheeser, i never once use the tab thing cause i would open the top part to get cheese bag anyways

[@bonnietelocole6777]

I never even noticed those tabs before, I've always just opened it normally

[@Rayquazion9000]

​@@bonnietelocole6777 funny how it's so useless that ignoring it entirely is the normal way

[@AndrewRocks095]

The marker eyebrows is the peak of ICS character design.

[@yugiiicore]

ice cream... hold my hand when i tell you this... you MAY have sensory issues

[@27thdimensionmusic]

8:30 not him saying nucular which is one of my biggest pet peeves 😭

[@donnieldavid9795]

6:02 " it makes me pretty mad" tell me that's not yogi the bear when he can't nab a picnic basket 😅🤣

[@FinnBroad]

Angea

[@mcmuinorac5848]

3:12 Missed opportunity to have that pastry be a cookie instead

[@karimalramlawi7228]

Or chocolate bar as refrence to monster house eating meme😂

[@LowBudgetBoi]

The guy was just hungry