things you should NEVER say to a guitarist

[@bernardofriske3746]

We need a list of the pieces and songs of the video. Comment here If you know one that is missing and I edit my comment 0:34: Ciaconna - Bach 0:49: Nocturne Op. 9 No. 2 - F. Chopin 1:28: Fandango - Joaquín Rodrigo 2:30: La Catedral - Agustin Barrios 2:37: Tango en Skay - Roland Dyens 3:43: Tarantella Napoletana 3:58: Entry of The Gladiators - Julius Fucik Good job guys, thanks :)

[@senortenpiedad8515]

1:28 Joaquín Rodrigo- Fandango

[@senortenpiedad8515]

3:58 Julius Fucik- Entry of the gladiators

[@robinmeysbazaar]

0:34 Bach - Ciaconna

[@billallen8846]

But he still never played Wonderwall. :(

[@devyanshkhanna9701]

@@billallen8846 It's a rule that a guitarist must never play Wonderwall unless its extremely ironic

[@saeidqanei4935]

GF: It's me or the guitar. Lucas: *plays guitar*

[@kriskropd]

The wisest of men.

[@digitalsketchguy]

And she walks off with a Bassist. Double insult

[@jesusgonzalez6719]

@@digitalsketchguy NOT EPICO

[@MrDogonjon]

My wife divorced me... blamed my "classical guitar"... she didn't like me 'sitting on my ass playing guitar all day" so she went out and got me a gig thinking I suck and no one would like it and I would quit from embarrassment but people liked it and I got hired for weddings over and over so I had to "sit on my ass playing guitar all day" even more to not embarrass my self every time.

[@MrDogonjon]

@@digitalsketchguy My wife walked off with one of my duo partners whose name was Walker who while walking home from Brews and Blues Festival Bluzapalosa across the road to get more beer from me in the convivence store I worked was struck by a car going in through the front windshield to his shoulders and out again on to the road. The driver attempted to drag him off the road by his shoulders on to the shoulder when he was run over again by a vehicle passing the wreck and a stopped transit bus on the shoulder who didn't stop. I can go on and on.... with redundant morbidity... the tragic sexploits of my ex.

[@matheusmendes6211]

"a jazz guitarist plays 3000 chords in front of 3 people. a pop guitarrist plays 3 chords in front of 3000 people" that's GOLD man

[@tueseptlikha7274]

A dart Straight into the heart

[@cen3684]

damn reality hurts

[@alastordeer3355]

Which is why I prefer Jazz and Swing

[@arthurtenorio61]

@@blaze6376 Chill out bro, wtf

[@maxchacon4452]

Pretty similar to Music is Win’s video

[@sam_95]

Ok so this is funny and all, but can we appreciate that playing... it’s beautiful

[@thecoconutgum]

ⁿᵒ

[@tayniloalves7089]

No, we came for the memes f*ck guitar (its a joke)

[@christopher-miles]

I know. I unsubscribe!

[@jahnkaplank8626]

yeah it's beautiful, but it's not wonderwall...

[@pedrosilvaproductions]

@@jahnkaplank8626 I mean, if you're not playing wonderwall or stairway to heaven in a guitar video can you really say you're playing guitar?

[@zehraqr]

Man if you have a girlfriend that asks you "me or the guitar" immediately choose the guitar

[@ogi9800]

Ama neden

[@zehraqr]

@@ogi9800 senden bu seçimi yapmanı istiyorsa birbirinize göre değilsinizdir :/

[@ogi9800]

@@zehraqr sanırım haklısın, daha önce hiç böyle bir ikilemde kalmamıştım *Tarantella Napoletana intensifies*

[@stereo006]

AMEN

[@dinosaurus1973]

Well yes that proves her personality by making you choose between 2 things you love

[@danielespagnolo2655]

"It's me or the guitar" "Fare thee well, dear"

[@levi.freire12]

I would say: "Bye Bye". A guitar will not betray you.

[@beatleme2]

@@levi.freire12 Sometimes she's not in the mood tho, but she makes up for it unexpectedly ;:*)

[@levi.freire12]

@@beatleme2 The person or the guitar?

[@beatleme2]

@@levi.freire12 the guitar

[@levi.freire12]

@@beatleme2 Oh... Yes. She does.

[@10HW]

" *throat sound* what tone is that? " I died

[@fendervincens5376]

Its in C yomomma flat

[@Ariffzri]

@@fendervincens5376 lmao

[@Night-T]

Yeah. That was the best one.

[@djabroni_brochacho4644]

He was giving himself a reference tone, he must only have relative pitch.

[@jasonjones7461]

Me too. Im alone and still cracked up laughing each of the 3 times I watched it

[@kriskropd]

My dad would always say, "I'm practicing guitar - and if anybody hears me it's their own damn fault."

[@AusTheBassBoss]

As a guitarist, I found this very relatable.

[@politejerks]

yes very relatable

[@creflot]

I'm the "Jam" man.

[@inkysquid4]

Same

[@r.d.c_music]

same

[@devyanshkhanna9701]

yes @AusThe"bass"Boss

[@fridgemagnet]

Ah the old ''you still doing that music thing?" I normally reply: "you still doing that watching football thing?"

[@beatleme2]

;:*) ...great comeback!

[@kittywizard7777]

I’m a female guitarist, and my bf started learning guitar at the same time I did, but he didn’t love it like I did and stopped playing pretty quick. I can’t believeeeeee someone would have the audacity to say ‘me or the guitar’🙄 he doesn’t play, but he loves that I do, and other guys/gals should respect their SO’s love of music☺️🌟

[@Oromato96]

Oh you’re a guitarist huh? play smoke on the water

[@energeticstunts993]

Play wonder wall? How do you make a living?

[@kittywizard7777]

@Abel Ayon I didn’t say I was a GOOD guitarist🤣🤣🤣 I cant even play a bar chord😅 I also went through an experience with guitar that traumatized me a little bit. I then put down my guitar and didn’t touch it again for months. I’m only just now picking it back up and trying to get better🙂

[@Abenson1983]

@@kittywizard7777 why were you traumatized

[@kittywizard7777]

@Austin Hawkins It’s a long story😅 I’m playing again now tho☺️

[@faulko0813]

"Do you have to learn guitar to play guitar?" love it.

[@lo0ksik]

Philosofy

[@bakters]

"It's decent. I glued it up together." That's the one. I'm still shivering at the thought.

[@MITHULWITHANL]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/omHEZGiFYrGUh6c

[@batatac4mil86]

"i played violin when I was a kid so i should be good at guitar right?" "You acoustic play guitar? That's not homeless people on the beaches do?" "Man that guitar is so boring, have you considered switching to electric?" "Man how do you do that? I played guitar once and the strings were hurting my fingers" "Why don't you use a pick? Metallica's guitarist uses a pick and he's the greatest, shouldn't you use one as well?" "Hey why do you spend so many time rotating those weird things at the end of the guitar? Nothing seems to change" "Hey can you play that one from Mozart the aaaaa... Nanana na na. Nanana na na. Nanana nanana nanana na. Da ra ta-ta-ta-ta ta-ta-ta-ta ta-ta-ta-ta taaaa"

[@georgefratzeskos]

the stupid question simply don't end

[@arjun.1751]

Ikr

[@Acid0999]

Turkish march?

[@codyw1023]

Barber of seville overture?

[@pedrosilvaproductions]

"How do you know where to put your fingers though?" "I can't play guitar because I have small hands" "I can't play guitar because my fingers don't stretch that wide"

[@PozterTizer]

The one thing i hate is when I'm playing the guitar, kids will always find a way to interrupt you (Strum randomly on the guitar really hard, Put their hand on the strings muting it, "Yo Hold a chord for me and I'll strum"). Completely unrelated to the video.

[@m1chr0ma100]

And sometimes not just kids :D

[@johnpsathakis1964]

That's half of my family...🤦🏻‍♂️

[@sahilbhaila4213]

Flash back to one of my worst memories, alone in a local Cafe with my guitar in a corner, friend's left the place to go pick up other friends. I was alone and started playing, a 5-6 yr old came did all that. I stopped playing but he kept touching me, no idea how to handle that and then he just flat out spits on me, my hand just instinctively went for his shoulders and no, kid starts wailing real loud turns out the people at that place were having relatives as visitors, so yeah surrounded by threatening people who all thought I was hurting the kid. -_- *shivers*

[@PozterTizer]

@@sahilbhaila4213 Feels bad man.

[@devyanshkhanna9701]

yea, my little brother is the reason i broke 4 strings

[@utkarshade7966]

Play "Careless Whisper - but it's JAZZ"

[@saeidqanei4935]

He Liked This...!! LET' GO0O0O0!!!!

[@Cl0v3rComics]

As a guy that played Guitar Hero for several years and then switched to real guitar, I will say, it translates well.

[@johnbjorkman4144]

Isn't classical guitar basically just doing covers? (of dead guys, so there's no copyright issues...)

[@jamieeaston2941]

😂😂

[@justjck]

When an artist dies the copyright doesn't automatically go away. There is still a while before anyone can use their music without crediting.

[@blandcoffee7355]

@@justjck who tf we asking for permission doe?

[@justjck]

Depends on the piece of work you're trying to use. Usually it's the owner of the work, such as the music artist or person who designed it. For classical music, you couldn't really ask anyone apart from official music licensing companies within your country. They would tell you when the copyright ends, and that is when anyone can use it without crediting.

[@elinaylor6861]

“Your non-musician girlfriend”. This man acting like we got girlfriends lol 😂

[@johnhyvarinen2396]

What do you call guitar player without a girlfriend?....Homeless

[@harmageddon6182]

Things you should say to a Bassplayer: "Hi"

[@mariomartinic9247]

Yeah low would be too obvious 🤣🤣🤣👍

[@Mr.Slinky]

@@mariomartinic9247 haha

[@nawlp]

I came here as fast as I could to hear the things I don't wanna hear

[@jahnkaplank8626]

are you at a jazz concert??

[@pedrosilvaproductions]

@@jahnkaplank8626 If you're at a jazz concert is not something you don't wanna hear, it's something you needed to hear

[@jahnkaplank8626]

@@pedrosilvaproductions Maybe so. The guitars are usually great; it's that damn off-beat out-of-whack sounding drummer that gets me lol

[@yosephermanto]

nice!

[@Wahyu1583WF]

Gg jir

[@Pedrorenato123]

Mom: "i love to listen to you playing but your cousin has an engineering degree and he's rich"

[@MelvilleG]

Lol, in my country both a musician and engineer are broke, everyone is broke except for the so-called government and their vertical.

[@kidkrowtaylor.ৎ]

Asian parents be like

[@deaddiamond3698]

I don’t really watch any music youtubers, but I really like your videos. Genuine, nice and not flooded with memes and jokes. I play bass and your playing inspires me to learn acoustic as well. Much love!

[@WhiIIium]

The only man who knows what every guitarist has gone through😂 They’re all spot on too

[@sinaydos4754]

"Why does your bass have 6 strings" Lmaoooo Edit: I'm not a bassist that phrase is just relatable.

[@JesusChavez-dk2df]

"Because it's a more complex, difficult and melody based instrument than the bass." say that to a bassist. That person will love you forever. :D

[@pedrosilvaproductions]

@@JesusChavez-dk2df "Because it's a melody based instrument, so it's not a bass" - there, i fixed it for you bassists!

[@arnoldistven1787]

My favorite is : "bAss is only 4 strings,there is no other TRUE bAss thing"!

[@HikoX]

"Toca una que nos sepamos todos..." "Play something that we all know..."

[@arklowrockz]

There is a pleasantly dark tone to these skits Lucas. Nice one. Incidentally I went to see The Eels in Vicar St. in Dublin in 2005 and after the gig I got chatting to the guitarist Chet outside the venue having a smoke and I asked him in all sincerity "Are you making an okay living out of this?". I realise in retrospect this was a very crass thing to ask.

[@ThiagoZeroUm]

Once someone said to me: "Do you have perfect pitch? I have an uncle who have perfect pitch who said I talk in B minor" She was so happy for it, I couldn't deny it

[@joeinterrante7873]

Oh man Lucas, your killin me. This is so true

[@mr.ypselon509]

never tell to a guitarist that his guitar is a weaker bass

[@VladimirLabovic]

Greetings from Serbia! I've been following you for a long time, you play guitar fantastically, I admire your education but also your wit, you often make me smile nicely. Greeting!

[@HelloThereGameplays]

I'm 12, and I love playing guitar! You are a great inspiration to me! :D

[@LucasBrar]

Glad to hear that, keep it up!!

[@HelloThereGameplays]

@@LucasBrar woah! Thnx for the reply and heart! :D

[@robjh22]

I was waiting for "Play Malagueña, man!" Lucas, your ability to keep all these songs in your repertoire, play them so well, and still find time to make great entertaining videos is amazing.

[@batmanhen1879]

“I can’t pay you but you’ll get two free beers”

[@theinformantky9332]

"It's okay, I glued it back together" That line brought me physical pain

[@doo_lissdu_lighost6133]

"It's me or the guitar" *WELL I KNOW WHAT I'M PICKING*

[@lucassteen4050]

Pun intended

[@JoseHernandez-np8xs]

I appreciate the amount of pieces you played for this video 🙌

[@fredskull1618]

Starving guitarist wouldn’t pass up free chicken wings.

[@vertvart2724]

This ain't no flex boi, i know i can't play like this kind of style but i appreciate this

[@dusan310]

Even if this video is for fun, EVERYTHING in this video is true.

[@uriharel1353]

You're just flying on the guitar, hopefully I would get there someday! You're an inspiration 🔥

[@stephanematis]

"Why do you play guitar?" - deep

[@jasonjones7461]

Whahaha. I love this video, it's relatable for ANY guitar style. I'm classic rock and shredder but I've played 20+ years and I've heard so many ridiculous things like this. At least you don't get "play something heavy" or "you are pretty good but play something modern" or "you need a 7 string to play good rock"....

[@menouaaa]

The second he removes the hat he turns into one of the dudes in the video, The power resides in the hat

[@beatleme2]

All of this is right on the nail! ..ALL that bonus material hit home!

[@FrancisFurtak]

You pretty much covered it all but I've been playing for 60 year and one night many decades ago we were playing at a new club, pretty much uncharted territory. Now these were the good old day when all the bars were still smoky. The place had a stage and right in the middle of playing my guitar singing a song this DRUNK DUDE walks up on the stage. He comes over to me, puts his arm on my shoulder and yells " Hey dude I'm going to sing the next song. OK?" I'm looking over at the Bass Player with a look of now what. He has no idea what's going on because he can't hear the guy. Not knowing what to do I just kept singing and luckily he just wandered off the stage quietly. No I don't miss playing out. Well maybe a little. Next time I'll tell you the story about playing in Berkley California and the guy with the hand cuffs. See all the fun stuff you missed?

[@beatleme2]

Or the guy that wants to sing, don't know the words and Drunk hanging on to you !…LOL !! or brags to everyone " this guy is GOOD!..then in the middle of every song, Hey man i bet you can't play "such n such" ..ah, good times LOL!

[@billhilly2138]

A great video, with alot of truth, u play because you love playing it and the songs for the feeling they give, and theres those ppl who listen to pop with no appreciation or comprehension of what music means.

[@damassalogs2888]

Its me or the guitar, ok??!! **guitar intensifies**

[@Santiino]

The bonus material is literally the best haha

[@imperialspence5106]

Me: *Plays Capricho Arabe flawlessly* My brother, who has never held an instrument for longer than 10 seconds: "meh, not bad"

[@carlpanzram2012]

Nobody understands the unique struggle of learning to play guitar. You start being unable to make a sound and with raw and hurting fingertips. And then you progress fast for a year. After two years no non-musician will even see your progress. To them, even tho you are playing a difficult af piece, you are just pulling the strings all the same.

[@MenaceVisionzHD]

I started watching you with 10 Levels of Bella Ciao, and this motivated me to start guitar... it's been 4 months of practice today and I wanted to learn Asturias from Isaac Albeniz, and you just play a little part of it in a video the same day. Stars are aligned!!

[@caricoelho2505]

The face he makes. He really missed playing guitar. I feel you

[@TruthGuitar]

Oh man...this was so good! Very good. "La Cathedral" was a great hook for me...kept me around for the whole video! Good stuff

[@D.IronsWorld]

You never ask "it's me or the guitar" never!

[@MITHULWITHANL]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/omHEZGiFYrGUh6c

[@Alababm]

“it’s me or the guitar” Me: I choose the guitar.

[@wheresmychoccymilk8099]

I felt that: "UR NAILS ARE..."

[@Gusativo]

Me too, brother, me too. When will they stop picking on us classical guitarists :,(

[@wheresmychoccymilk8099]

@@Gusativo yessir😪😪

[@guillotinedeath]

True John Mayer is awesome! Lol Great playing can’t believe I just discovered your stuff

[@Lukaskas12]

"Your nails are so disgusting" That was so relatable. Thank you for your amazing content.

[@hoosician3692]

Man, he is sooo damn right. 😂😂I am telling this as a guitarist myself. It hurts you know when people who don’t know any music say shit about us. I never played in any concerts or out of my room. It’s sooo irritating ! Even our family members say shit about us. 😂😂This is our life 😂😂

[@Hans80]

"Ah so you play guitar? Well I won't listen to you play, but force you to watch random youtube vids of players that impressed me."

[@AutumnLuz]

It comforts me to know this pisses other people off (also applies to singers)

[@justplayin8395]

I came back to it again just for the JAM JAM JAM JAM part

[@thewalker3954]

As a tutor the most common question is "How long will it take to LEARN playing?" or "How can I learn without learning..." 😄 Great video! Thanks.

[@leafophonist]

That Chaconne (J.S. Bach) was beautiful, I hope one day you give us the full version... if it is on your patreon I am heading there now.

[@dariushcreates]

"Play Hallelujah. I'll sing."

[@carlpanzram2012]

"it's really amazing that you keep struggling as a guitarist even tho no one listens to it" That's just really mean lol.

[@MonkyTube18]

never ask a guitarist to choose between his guitar or the relationship. the guitar would never ask those questions!

[@gregormann7]

Thank you for making me smile. Every time. Plus I love your guitar playing. And I notice that you have that wonderful divine endowment of a genuine Segovia thumb. You are the Victor Borge of the guitar! No higher compliment I know.

[@monsieru]

he did the add thing again. he promoted his patreon, did you notice?

[@davidcantwell2489]

Don't care, the way he does it he can run all the adds he wants and I'll still watch everyone of his videos.

[@pedrosilvaproductions]

Better than just randomly stopping and asking for it. He's just casually introducing it. That's some top notch marketing right there

[@WhoDaF0ok1sThatGuy]

I’m not kidding, I matched with someone on Bumble, they asked if I can play wonderwall after my profile showed me playing Iron Maiden, I instantly unmatched them.

[@tompoq]

At least you didn't hear "Wow your guitar has a great sound"

[@heraclitusblacking1293]

@Ilovepotatoes Because it's the *musician* who has a great sound. The guitar is merely a tool.

[@luxi_0oo947]

the 'your nails are disgusting' at the end honestly hit the closest lmao

[@jonathanrynjah]

Alt title. Guitarists just want to be left alone.

[@JackFChannel]

Love the main part of the video, but laughed at the bonus material even more!

[@subhasishpatro1192]

Only you are a guy who can understand Guitarist's feelings 🥺😜

[@chiragverma1687]

And I finally glued my friend's guitar yesterday. LOL XD

[@donnygo88]

GF : ot's me or the guitar? Me: Of course the guitar! it helps me through the happy and sad time 🎸

[@ahdhwjdue8362]

It also exercises all areas of your brain unlike anything else so it enhances other areas of your life significantly The gf might as well ask you to stop being healthy.

[@james.iremonger]

I loved all those little snippets of songs. Please list them so I know what to choose from your patreon!

[@daffakarunia4659]

1:27 song? Please

[@VenturesOutdoors]

“It’s me or the guitar” still with the guitar in the next scene

[@rotciv1492]

I have more... "Why don't you use a pick on that acoustic guitar? It'd sound better" "Can you play Despacito?" "Which APP do you use to tune it?" "You peaked like 5 years ago. It still sounds fine, I guess..."

[@hongteeguitar]

Hahaha, so true! I love your channel, Lucas, and, your playing is awesome!

[@kevaughnjones]

My friend is a JAMMER damn he's annoying

[@spir1tcs]

Jam jam jam jam ?

[@t3hgir]

let's jam in A blues and never ever stop playing the 1

[@linkifiedmusic4455]

Jazz Musician/classical: plays 1040 chords BRUH THAT SUCKED pop musicians: literally touches the guitar YOUR A GOD AMONG MEN

[@andyrm9409]

Saludos desde méxico jsjs

[@colephillips2753]

love your content, as a content beginner guitarist

[@mychaelobie]

Very Impressive, But Can You Play "Careless Whisper - BUT IT'S JAZZ"

[@aarons.8656]

idk what amazes me more. the talent of this boi or the absence of "PLAY FREEBIRD"

[@MITHULWITHANL]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/omHEZGiFYrGUh6c

[@ditmarvanbelle1061]

Woopsie! Only just yesterday I replied to Lucas with a Freebird request LOL. I'm sorry man, you know you want to ... Free the bird ... but ... but JAZZ ...... yea?

[@monsieru]

"for educational purposes" mhm sit down kids we have a lot to learn

[@virgilus]

@2:36 Tango en skaï - Roland Dyens (1955 - 2016), beautiful piece! :)

[@Jona_The_Than_D]

“John Mayer is the greatest guitar player in the history of the universe.” He’s not wrong, have you seen him play Neon live in La

[@tomphillips6743]

0:43 I had no idea I wasn’t the only one who’s heard that

[@alonewanderer4697]

Sungha Jung truly is level 100 tho

[@laurarl9261]

WONDERWALL! 🤣 I am Spanish but I was learning German a summer in Augsburg and I can remember my friends playing it 🤣🤣🤣 it isn't so popular here, hehehe. Always amazing hearing you play your guitar, by the way 😊

[@thefakepie1126]

disapointed you took time to show the jazz hater but not the pop hater , both are equaly as bad

[@Sebas-DNB]

ok, that felt good, like now i know i don't have to answer every stupid question

[@david.s.frnds97]

Damn Lucas, your non musician girlfriend is hot

[@christophernabor5305]

You're a really good actor. It really feels your character playing guitar and the other characters are a different person. Good acting buddy. 👍

[@Nathan-jh9fj]

Your non musician girl friend looked more like she’d be your sister...*sweet home Alabama starts playing*

[@SirEgorVassa]

*stevie t moment*

[@AJ-gt7uy]

I cracked up when you said less is more.