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[@ethanlappin]

Wtf, this isn't Galway girl

[@stephenmurphy2212]

First joke with Milton Jones was the best! 👌😂

[@davendrajoshi7636]

Stephen Murphy shows just how much this show has gone to shit.

[@Showmetheevidence-]

👍🏻✋🏻

[@samtaylor7279]

Thanks for saving my time

[@stephenmurphy2212]

Sach12 A I disagree

[@saoirsedeltufo7436]

Sach12 A why are you here?

[@diekrahe.]

The shipping forecast: your Amazon package has been lost.

[@Jeff121456]

How about "things you'd never hear on Mock the Week?"

[@error-dc2ox]

A funny joke.

[@betaman7988]

‘You know guys, I think the Brexit transition is going well and have the fullest support for Theresa May and her cabinet’

[@benramsey6177]

“...And joining us this week, Frankie Boyle!”

[@betaman7988]

"Welcome to the very last episode of Mock The Week"

[@2490debrick]

Something funny that isn't riddled with lefty propaganda...

[@elliotyamamoto38]

Rhys's back is hurting from carrying his team.

[@LorddexGAMNG]

Ell Hiro back must be broken

[@AutomaticDuck300]

He does illustrate the point well that Galway Girl is so damn overplayed.

[@justincronkright5025]

And yet, she was quite hilarious on one and fairly good on the other. And Rhys had a single topic for multiple jokes... Let them do what they can do, when they can do it.

[@kingdomofskeough6880]

The last one was too good 😂 Fair play Rhys 👏

[@jesseberg3271]

Ok, the one about 3 AM, you hear things like that at 3 AM on American radio stations; assuming they haven't switched over to infomercials.

[@NateSean]

Coming up next, It's Raining Men, Earth, Wind and Fire, and Rain. And after the Hurricane Florence coverage, we'll play some music.

[@volatilelion657]

Just kidding. It's Galway Girl by Ed Sheeran

[@mathieuleader8601]

How about the Doors Riders of the Storm

[@timothyw98]

We got a great one its surfing by the beach boys.

[@Lord_Skeptic]

How about hurricane by Bridgit Mendler

[@jaggass]

New Orleans doesn't like Katrina And The Waves. 2005 said it all.

[@grumpierlion2217]

I have a sudden urge to listen to 'Galway Girl' by Ed Sheeran...

[@asterismos5451]

Turn on the radio

[@justincronkright5025]

Had never heard it before I went and listened to 5 seconds of it after hearing Rhys bang on against it... NEVER HEARING it before was probably almost too much of it.

[@Sheenifier]

What's wrong with the song?

[@thepoetandie7619]

Watched this at 2:42am. Thanks Ed, needed that pep talk.

[@olive8126]

Milton Jones is hilarious

[@themightykenwynejones7353]

He's hit or miss

[@harendrasingh_22]

2:42 😂 This guy is awesome !.

[@stephenmurphy2212]

2:29 “MUST... HAVE.... COFFEE!” Exactly my first thought of the day too! lol 😂

[@TheTerminator423]

Can we all agree that Rhys was the best on this round😅

[@Mahangelafy]

“HuGh Is kEePiNg ThIs shOW aLiVe”

[@defaultyorker6096]

Yeah. Also Acaster and Milton when they're on.

[@10tonhamster]

It’s 3am, it’s time to sit back and listen to the smooth sounds of two foxes screaming their heads off and then knocking over the ****ing wheelie bins, again.

[@ireneparkin3360]

Drinking game:- have a pint of beer every time Gallway Girl is mentioned.

[@carlfranz6805]

You must, I think, consider the downside of alcohol poisoning.

[@ireneparkin3360]

@@carlfranz6805 you could have a non alcoholic drink if you don't want to suffer from alcohol poisoning.

[@danimayb]

Or every time it was played on the radio? hence his running joke.

[@darthlazurus4382]

" *OH GOD!* Why am I not dead yet?" That was my first thought of the day.

[@SOSOwner]

2:39 Scatman reference?

[@thedoomslayer5175]

0:34-0:44 this is literally my life every day

[@andymac4883]

And now, the shipping forecast. Spock, Kirk, pon-farr, rising slowly.

[@shaunpenne1840]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@anna_in_aotearoa3166]

Yeah, must admit when Milton said "There will be shipping", my mind also immediately went to the zone of rather niche fanfic... 🤭

[@joshuakerr5702]

Ironically Tom Allen has now presented a show on Radio 3 😂

[@aaronhurst4379]

I'm a simple man. I see Milton Jones, I click like.

[@gagebowen9618]

Ha gaaaaayyyyyy

[@Master_Petes_Theater]

@@gagebowen9618 You might wish to alert his wife and kids about that. 🤔

[@blakethomson7775]

I'm in the middle of finals week, and Ed's first joke hit a little too close to home.

[@Algahiem]

My Entry "An now on hospital radio, a little something out those who are recovering from gangrene and leprosy: CRAWLING IN MY SKIN! THESE WOUNDS, THE WILL NOT NOT HEAL...!"

[@shaunpenne1840]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dewianthony4991]

Love Hugh 's Archers joke !

[@Elmo9001]

SHE PLAYED THE FIDDLE IN AN IRISH BAND BUT SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH AN ENGLISHMAN

[@tombstonerforever9374]

KISSED HER ON THE NECK AND THEN I TOOK HER BY THE HAND

[@reubenaaa]

SHE HAD JACK IN HER MOUTH AND MIKE UP THE ASS

[@gracereads2917]

KISSED HER ON THE CORNER THEN I TOOK HER BY THE HAND SAID BABY I JUST WANNA DANCE MY PRETTY LITTLE GALWAY GIRLLLLL

[@sorrowandsufferin924]

literally the only acceptable part of that song. I rest my case.

[@shaunpenne1840]

@@reubenaaa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@et4751]

The Gallway Girl gag's reminicent of The Goodies Pirate Radio where the only song playing is A Walk in the Black Forest. 🙂

[@MrLachyG]

0:35 ironically the exact time I am watching this video. Totally not crying though.....

[@edwardphilibin3151]

"This concludes George Carlin's 'Seven Words You Can't Say on the Radi... ohhhhh.' Annnd THERE go the phones."

[@bluebear1985]

For some odd reason I actually get the joke, even though it was a bit before my time.

[@edwardphilibin3151]

@@bluebear1985 Well the bit is a case of "Exactly what it says on the tin." 😀

[@AI-tc8fv]

The bolt from the blue joke 😂😂😂😂

[@java4656]

The Galway Girl ones are way too true.

[@EightThreeEight]

To be fair, as pop songs go, Galway Girl is still much better than a lot of the other tosh on the radio.

[@TheOriginalEwan]

If 92-year-old Enid is one of their younger listeners, I’m not sure if I wanna know how old the older ones are.

[@OpreRoma]

Parcel arrived at sorting depot in Tamworth at 6:09PM. This is the Shipping Forecast

[@louisdawes2337]

" and now, we introduce the sign language show"

[@muskatDR]

Hes right about radios playing the same damn track over and over. Not the timeless classics tho just a song noone will remember in two months

[@jack1aug96]

0:33 Smooth radio in a nutshell

[@_barncat]

i wish these were all in a chronological playlist, just these clips not the whole episodes

[@humairaa226]

Who's the guy who was making ed Sheeran jokes He's funny

[@laronjanus9491]

Rhys Jones :)

[@mortenu.5606]

The shipping forecast:Me and You

[@chrisgarton4225]

And let’s see what today’s message in a bottle says: “Please give this to Sting.”

[@jayschoenhaaar5369]

I think I’ve had the same thought of the day

[@chrisgarton4225]

Now let’s see what’s in the message in a bottle. “Send More Wine.”

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

1:41 - So the mic in the middle is just for show?

[@gwishart]

Yes. According to one of the behind the scenes documentaries, it's main purpose is to help the panellists quickly stand in the correct position without having to look down at the mark on the floor.

[@Joraultechy]

Yes- they’re all lav’d up anyways, you can see their lavalier microphones and their transmission packs on their bodies.

[@authoranonymous8892]

0:34 Oof, as a night shift worker that one hurt.

[@pencilpauli9442]

And now the Shipping Forecast. Mrs. Atheridge of Wirral's parcel is now on its way with Evri. High chance of delivery to the wrong address.

[@MEEEPMEEEPMEEEPMEEEP]

1:49 If I had a nickel for every bald guy who did that joke on this show I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[@stephenmurphy2212]

I’m Irish and Ed Sheeran destroyed that song! lol 😂

[@dellertube2316]

wait are u Irish

[@stephenmurphy2212]

Dellertube yep!

[@suhdude9560]

@@stephenmurphy2212 are you sure you're Irish?

[@stephenmurphy2212]

Suh Dude obvs

[@suhdude9560]

@@stephenmurphy2212 just confirming my guy

[@ozwolf01]

Ironically watching this at 3am...

[@morganb6717]

what a coincidence! no, seriously, it's coincidence, not irony. aaaaand, we're out!

[@alexnorman4919]

My entry....... EastEnders.

[@arthurmorgan3823]

The start 😂✋🏼👍🏼

[@susanjewitt8783]

Rhys is pretty good.

[@fetzie23]

Galway Girl. The new Sandstorm.

[@jakemason100]

Skibidibapbapbapbapbeam sorry I thought I was having a stroke it’s Galway girl 😭😭😭

[@PlanetYTP]

0:02 Brilliant! xD

[@sarcasmo57]

I've never heard galway girl.

[@DannyBrown88]

You can guarantee you’ll get a laugh if Milton is on this show

[@paularmstrong6092]

Milton Jones’s shirt

[@jaggerbyte]

Listening to this at 3am randomly. Oops...

[@davidlance5310]

0:22-0:43 me

[@saffronodonnell9750]

It's Deborah Frances-White!

[@itsbo]

2:37

[@suzyhangaround]

0:24 did he write down his jokes in the palm of his hand?

[@seyley2901]

No one told me Mariska Hargitay did comedy.....

[@chrisgarton4225]

Uh yes you were supposed to play Bat Country by Avenged Sevenfold, but you played that’s what makes you beautiful by one direction.

[@creepercraftgaming3936]

This was posted on my birthday

[@diehardrvdfan22]

Happy birthday in 3 days then.

[@rosiefay7283]

Jazz FM and hospital radio will be lonelier than Radio 3!

[@mikesomes2951]

Truth

[@p_sher12]

2:38 why does he sound like a Dalek?

[@agnesgyebnar3271]

Köszi.

[@pocketman5510]

Who's red top?

[@Nabend1402]

Deborah Frances-White

[@paparoachluver4eva]

Mrs. Token

[@jaggass]

''Hi this is Steve Wright not the other one that killed 8 prostitutes''

[@saffronodonnell9750]

I love Deborah Frances-White!

[@richardoram4943]

so do I 😍😍😍

[@TomQuick14]

i can't help but think, Rhys has some form of hatred for Galway girl...

[@pettee1979]

I am watching this at 2:58am, 😢😢😢

[@BuzzinVideography]

Coming up next. A farting competition between the hobo and a stray cat

[@trishyangel123]

*_And after this song, we PROMISE not to talk about Brexit… or the weather._* _5 minutes later…_ *_And now here is Brian Cox talking about how Brexit will affect climate change._*

[@giggle_snort]

I like "Galway Girl," but not that much!! 😆

[@aliservan7188]

I sincerely hope she's not invited back.

[@thetopherhaslanded]

They just cant help it can they? Cant think of anything funny to say so better play the token joke about men.

[@alexthebudgie9071]

I mean, I’m a woman, and I was embarrassed every time she played the ‘Im a girl’ card. I don’t care. Many of us, think that ‘we should be treated better because of how poorly we were treated for centuries before today!’ Which makes no sense. Why should we be treated differently because of what happened before, just shut up. Your embarrassing us!

[@themightykenwynejones7353]

Yep she was shit

[@bonnie5076]

Eyyy it's Deborah!

[@eastcoastuk1120]

RADIO OR TV THE TRUTH about anything..

[@CAFCmatt55]

What do the beeps mean?

[@olive8126]

Matt Barrie putting the next person on

[@paparoachluver4eva]

It's to stop comedians just doing a whole routine. So the host presses the button to signal the end of a joke

[@user-pg9sw2td7w]

Why is everyone in the comments section on these videos a raging mysogenist? You're not funny and you're not original

[@stormcloudsabound]

Faizaan Naseem a bit new to the trolling game, i see. you just graduated with your degree in online trolling im assuming. well hopefully you gain a little more experience before you try again

[@DrZaius3141]

To be fair, they're also racist and homophobic.

[@DrewSavo]

*And now for something completely different*

[@ethanjohnstone6797]

YAY IT'S DEBORAH!

[@harryturner8701]

It so hard being a woman that Angela Barns, Kerry Godliman, Zoe Lyons, Felicity Ward, Ellie Taylor and all the other good female comedians don’t manage to bang on about it.

[@betaman7988]

Its devastating that its what we call primetime comedy now. No jokes, just cold hard opinion covering what used to be the best panel show the BBC did... It wouldn't have happened if Andy Parsons and Frankie Boyle were still on it

[@PstrywBerryVids]

who is 0:28

[@laronjanus9491]

Rhys Jones

[@mathieuleader8601]

Welcome to Radio Gah Ga the radio station for ickle wickle babies

[@gollumslovesongs334]

GALWAYYYY GIRRRLLLLL

[@dellajohansen9579]

hmmm... needs more Galway girl

[@davidedwards3361]

Actually, women's libbers, you may well hear 'Women's Hour' on radio, but the other 23 hours are just called Radio broadcast...there is never a 'Men's Hour'.

[@GRigby]

"That last song was 'Woman in Love' by Barbara Streisand"

[@brendanhunter389]

Beating a dead horse now

[@thephandmphamilywithalvefo3307]

My joke for this: Welcome to this morning’s radio show where you never hear the same song twice

[@7EEVEE]

she was unbearable in this ep

[@tomtom21194]

Welcome to radio babstation. Stacy is gyrating nicely there... truly fabulous bazookers...

[@bluebear1985]

What's the deal with "Galway Girl" anyway? I'm familiar with Ed Sheeran, but I guess that song never became as popular in North America as other parts of the world.

[@theoneweekwonder]

you know a person is in trouble if they have to do the same joke three times in a row......"Galway girl"

[@OsmanOzdes]

For all you football fans out there we're joined by Piers Morgan this morning. Oh look at that we just lost all our ratings.

[@karritanninen]

That woman is not comedian

[@paparoachluver4eva]

Yeah but they have to have at least 1 woman in the show so I guess she was the only one available

[@YellowMage]

Correct; she's a comedienne.

[@karritanninen]

Duh

[@name7049]

She was so goddamn annoying the whole episode

[@brendanhunter389]

Must have won a raffle