Things you wouldn't hear on the radio | Mock the Week - BBC

[@stephenmurphy2212]

First joke with Milton Jones was the best! 👌😂

[@davendrajoshi7636]

Stephen Murphy shows just how much this show has gone to shit.

[@Showmetheevidence-]

👍🏻✋🏻

[@samtaylor7279]

Thanks for saving my time

[@stephenmurphy2212]

Sach12 A I disagree

[@saoirsedeltufo7436]

Sach12 A why are you here?

[@ethanlappin]

Wtf, this isn't Galway girl

[@elliotyamamoto38]

Rhys's back is hurting from carrying his team.

[@LorddexGAMNG]

Ell Hiro back must be broken

[@AutomaticDuck300]

He does illustrate the point well that Galway Girl is so damn overplayed.

[@justincronkright5025]

And yet, she was quite hilarious on one and fairly good on the other. And Rhys had a single topic for multiple jokes... Let them do what they can do, when they can do it.

[@Jeff121456]

How about "things you'd never hear on Mock the Week?"

[@error-dc2ox]

A funny joke.

[@betaman7988]

‘You know guys, I think the Brexit transition is going well and have the fullest support for Theresa May and her cabinet’

[@benramsey6177]

“...And joining us this week, Frankie Boyle!”

[@betaman7988]

"Welcome to the very last episode of Mock The Week"

[@2490debrick]

Something funny that isn't riddled with lefty propaganda...

[@diekrahe.]

The shipping forecast: your Amazon package has been lost.

[@kingdomofskeough6880]

The last one was too good 😂 Fair play Rhys 👏

[@NateSean]

Coming up next, It's Raining Men, Earth, Wind and Fire, and Rain. And after the Hurricane Florence coverage, we'll play some music.

[@volatilelion657]

Just kidding. It's Galway Girl by Ed Sheeran

[@mathieuleader8601]

How about the Doors Riders of the Storm

[@timothyw98]

We got a great one its surfing by the beach boys.

[@Lord_Skeptic]

How about hurricane by Bridgit Mendler

[@jaggass]

New Orleans doesn't like Katrina And The Waves. 2005 said it all.

[@thepoetandie7619]

Watched this at 2:42am. Thanks Ed, needed that pep talk.

[@grumpierlion2217]

I have a sudden urge to listen to 'Galway Girl' by Ed Sheeran...

[@asterismos5451]

Turn on the radio

[@justincronkright5025]

Had never heard it before I went and listened to 5 seconds of it after hearing Rhys bang on against it... NEVER HEARING it before was probably almost too much of it.

[@Sheenifier]

What's wrong with the song?

[@jesseberg3271]

Ok, the one about 3 AM, you hear things like that at 3 AM on American radio stations; assuming they haven't switched over to infomercials.

[@stephenmurphy2212]

2:29 “MUST... HAVE.... COFFEE!” Exactly my first thought of the day too! lol 😂

[@TheTerminator423]

Can we all agree that Rhys was the best on this round😅

[@olive8126]

Milton Jones is hilarious

[@themightykenwynejones7353]

He's hit or miss

[@aaronhurst4379]

I'm a simple man. I see Milton Jones, I click like.

[@gagebowen9618]

Ha gaaaaayyyyyy

[@Master_Petes_Theater]

@@gagebowen9618 You might wish to alert his wife and kids about that. 🤔

[@Elmo9001]

SHE PLAYED THE FIDDLE IN AN IRISH BAND BUT SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH AN ENGLISHMAN

[@tombstonerforever9374]

KISSED HER ON THE NECK AND THEN I TOOK HER BY THE HAND

[@reubenaaa]

SHE HAD JACK IN HER MOUTH AND MIKE UP THE ASS

[@gracereads2917]

KISSED HER ON THE CORNER THEN I TOOK HER BY THE HAND SAID BABY I JUST WANNA DANCE MY PRETTY LITTLE GALWAY GIRLLLLL

[@sorrowandsufferin924]

literally the only acceptable part of that song. I rest my case.

[@shaunpenne1840]

@@reubenaaa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ireneparkin3360]

Drinking game:- have a pint of beer every time Gallway Girl is mentioned.

[@carlfranz6805]

You must, I think, consider the downside of alcohol poisoning.

[@ireneparkin3360]

@@carlfranz6805 you could have a non alcoholic drink if you don't want to suffer from alcohol poisoning.

[@danimayb]

Or every time it was played on the radio? hence his running joke.

[@harendrasingh_22]

2:42 😂 This guy is awesome !.

[@Algahiem]

My Entry "An now on hospital radio, a little something out those who are recovering from gangrene and leprosy: CRAWLING IN MY SKIN! THESE WOUNDS, THE WILL NOT NOT HEAL...!"

[@shaunpenne1840]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@10tonhamster]

It’s 3am, it’s time to sit back and listen to the smooth sounds of two foxes screaming their heads off and then knocking over the ****ing wheelie bins, again.

[@darthlazurus4382]

" *OH GOD!* Why am I not dead yet?" That was my first thought of the day.

[@Mahangelafy]

“HuGh Is kEePiNg ThIs shOW aLiVe”

[@defaultyorker6096]

Yeah. Also Acaster and Milton when they're on.

[@thedoomslayer5175]

0:34-0:44 this is literally my life every day

[@MrLachyG]

0:35 ironically the exact time I am watching this video. Totally not crying though.....

[@blakethomson7775]

I'm in the middle of finals week, and Ed's first joke hit a little too close to home.

[@dewianthony4991]

Love Hugh 's Archers joke !

[@muskatDR]

Hes right about radios playing the same damn track over and over. Not the timeless classics tho just a song noone will remember in two months

[@SOSOwner]

2:39 Scatman reference?

[@joshuakerr5702]

Ironically Tom Allen has now presented a show on Radio 3 😂

[@OpreRoma]

Parcel arrived at sorting depot in Tamworth at 6:09PM. This is the Shipping Forecast

[@et4751]

The Gallway Girl gag's reminicent of The Goodies Pirate Radio where the only song playing is A Walk in the Black Forest. 🙂

[@andymac4883]

And now, the shipping forecast. Spock, Kirk, pon-farr, rising slowly.

[@shaunpenne1840]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@anna_in_aotearoa3166]

Yeah, must admit when Milton said "There will be shipping", my mind also immediately went to the zone of rather niche fanfic... 🤭

[@AI-tc8fv]

The bolt from the blue joke 😂😂😂😂

[@TheOriginalEwan]

If 92-year-old Enid is one of their younger listeners, I’m not sure if I wanna know how old the older ones are.

[@chrisgarton4225]

And let’s see what today’s message in a bottle says: “Please give this to Sting.”

[@_barncat]

i wish these were all in a chronological playlist, just these clips not the whole episodes

[@edwardphilibin3151]

"This concludes George Carlin's 'Seven Words You Can't Say on the Radi... ohhhhh.' Annnd THERE go the phones."

[@bluebear1985]

For some odd reason I actually get the joke, even though it was a bit before my time.

[@edwardphilibin3151]

@@bluebear1985 Well the bit is a case of "Exactly what it says on the tin." 😀

[@MEEEPMEEEPMEEEPMEEEP]

1:49 If I had a nickel for every bald guy who did that joke on this show I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[@java4656]

The Galway Girl ones are way too true.

[@EightThreeEight]

To be fair, as pop songs go, Galway Girl is still much better than a lot of the other tosh on the radio.

[@stephenmurphy2212]

I’m Irish and Ed Sheeran destroyed that song! lol 😂

[@dellertube2316]

wait are u Irish

[@stephenmurphy2212]

Dellertube yep!

[@suhdude9560]

@@stephenmurphy2212 are you sure you're Irish?

[@stephenmurphy2212]

Suh Dude obvs

[@suhdude9560]

@@stephenmurphy2212 just confirming my guy

[@chrisgarton4225]

Now let’s see what’s in the message in a bottle. “Send More Wine.”

[@DannyBrown88]

You can guarantee you’ll get a laugh if Milton is on this show

[@mortenu.5606]

The shipping forecast:Me and You

[@louisdawes2337]

" and now, we introduce the sign language show"

[@jack1aug96]

0:33 Smooth radio in a nutshell

[@arthurmorgan3823]

The start 😂✋🏼👍🏼

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

1:41 - So the mic in the middle is just for show?

[@gwishart]

Yes. According to one of the behind the scenes documentaries, it's main purpose is to help the panellists quickly stand in the correct position without having to look down at the mark on the floor.

[@Joraultechy]

Yes- they’re all lav’d up anyways, you can see their lavalier microphones and their transmission packs on their bodies.

[@jayschoenhaaar5369]

I think I’ve had the same thought of the day

[@authoranonymous8892]

0:34 Oof, as a night shift worker that one hurt.

[@harryturner8701]

It so hard being a woman that Angela Barns, Kerry Godliman, Zoe Lyons, Felicity Ward, Ellie Taylor and all the other good female comedians don’t manage to bang on about it.

[@betaman7988]

Its devastating that its what we call primetime comedy now. No jokes, just cold hard opinion covering what used to be the best panel show the BBC did... It wouldn't have happened if Andy Parsons and Frankie Boyle were still on it

[@humairaa226]

Who's the guy who was making ed Sheeran jokes He's funny

[@laronjanus9491]

Rhys Jones :)

[@chrisgarton4225]

Uh yes you were supposed to play Bat Country by Avenged Sevenfold, but you played that’s what makes you beautiful by one direction.

[@jakemason100]

Skibidibapbapbapbapbeam sorry I thought I was having a stroke it’s Galway girl 😭😭😭

[@trishyangel123]

*_And after this song, we PROMISE not to talk about Brexit… or the weather._* _5 minutes later…_ *_And now here is Brian Cox talking about how Brexit will affect climate change._*

[@ozwolf01]

Ironically watching this at 3am...

[@morganb6717]

what a coincidence! no, seriously, it's coincidence, not irony. aaaaand, we're out!

[@PlanetYTP]

0:02 Brilliant! xD

[@pencilpauli9442]

And now the Shipping Forecast. Mrs. Atheridge of Wirral's parcel is now on its way with Evri. High chance of delivery to the wrong address.

[@aliservan7188]

I sincerely hope she's not invited back.

[@thetopherhaslanded]

They just cant help it can they? Cant think of anything funny to say so better play the token joke about men.

[@alexthebudgie9071]

I mean, I’m a woman, and I was embarrassed every time she played the ‘Im a girl’ card. I don’t care. Many of us, think that ‘we should be treated better because of how poorly we were treated for centuries before today!’ Which makes no sense. Why should we be treated differently because of what happened before, just shut up. Your embarrassing us!

[@themightykenwynejones7353]

Yep she was shit

[@paularmstrong6092]

Milton Jones’s shirt

[@fetzie23]

Galway Girl. The new Sandstorm.

[@saffronodonnell9750]

It's Deborah Frances-White!

[@suzyhangaround]

0:24 did he write down his jokes in the palm of his hand?

[@susanjewitt8783]

Rhys is pretty good.

[@creepercraftgaming3936]

This was posted on my birthday

[@diehardrvdfan22]

Happy birthday in 3 days then.

[@davidlance5310]

0:22-0:43 me

[@rosiefay7283]

Jazz FM and hospital radio will be lonelier than Radio 3!

[@OsmanOzdes]

For all you football fans out there we're joined by Piers Morgan this morning. Oh look at that we just lost all our ratings.

[@BuzzinVideography]

Coming up next. A farting competition between the hobo and a stray cat

[@sarcasmo57]

I've never heard galway girl.

[@agnesgyebnar3271]

Köszi.

[@jaggerbyte]

Listening to this at 3am randomly. Oops...

[@user-pg9sw2td7w]

Why is everyone in the comments section on these videos a raging mysogenist? You're not funny and you're not original

[@stormcloudsabound]

Faizaan Naseem a bit new to the trolling game, i see. you just graduated with your degree in online trolling im assuming. well hopefully you gain a little more experience before you try again

[@DrZaius3141]

To be fair, they're also racist and homophobic.

[@thephandmphamilywithalvefo3307]

My joke for this: Welcome to this morning’s radio show where you never hear the same song twice

[@jaggass]

''Hi this is Steve Wright not the other one that killed 8 prostitutes''

[@sparda100]

That female comedian wasn’t actually that funny, hope to see better ones on

[@brendanhunter389]

Sparda100 they are never funny

[@sparda100]

Brendan Hunter some are

[@arjenh7214]

@@sparda100 Holly Walsh being the best example

[@giggle_snort]

I like "Galway Girl," but not that much!! 😆

[@TomQuick14]

i can't help but think, Rhys has some form of hatred for Galway girl...

[@p_sher12]

2:38 why does he sound like a Dalek?

[@seyley2901]

No one told me Mariska Hargitay did comedy.....

[@eastcoastuk1120]

RADIO OR TV THE TRUTH about anything..

[@GRigby]

"That last song was 'Woman in Love' by Barbara Streisand"

[@bonnie5076]

Eyyy it's Deborah!

[@pettee1979]

I am watching this at 2:58am, 😢😢😢

[@alexnorman4919]

My entry....... EastEnders.

[@DrewSavo]

*And now for something completely different*

[@jaggass]

''As an Indian im highly offended by the term the brownies''

[@amojak]

well tough snowflake :)

[@themightykenwynejones7353]

Ooh using the term snowflake, you're hard

[@mikesomes2951]

Truth

[@ethanjohnstone6797]

YAY IT'S DEBORAH!

[@saffronodonnell9750]

I love Deborah Frances-White!

[@richardoram4943]

so do I 😍😍😍

[@itsbo]

2:37

[@CAFCmatt55]

What do the beeps mean?

[@olive8126]

Matt Barrie putting the next person on

[@paparoachluver4eva]

It's to stop comedians just doing a whole routine. So the host presses the button to signal the end of a joke

[@bluebear1985]

What's the deal with "Galway Girl" anyway? I'm familiar with Ed Sheeran, but I guess that song never became as popular in North America as other parts of the world.

[@chicosticks]

if that's not the most overpowered team i've ever seen on Mock The Week 😐.... You know which one i'm talking about , don't play dumb 😑....

[@sammy3212321]

Harsh video to watch at 3am, I must say

[@themightykenwynejones7353]

There seems to be no urgency to tell their jokes like there used to be

[@tomtom21194]

Welcome to radio babstation. Stacy is gyrating nicely there... truly fabulous bazookers...

[@karritanninen]

That woman is not comedian

[@paparoachluver4eva]

Yeah but they have to have at least 1 woman in the show so I guess she was the only one available

[@YellowMage]

Correct; she's a comedienne.

[@karritanninen]

Duh

[@name7049]

She was so goddamn annoying the whole episode

[@brendanhunter389]

Must have won a raffle

[@pocketman5510]

Who's red top?

[@Nabend1402]

Deborah Frances-White

[@paparoachluver4eva]

Mrs. Token

[@PstrywBerryVids]

who is 0:28

[@laronjanus9491]

Rhys Jones

[@7EEVEE]

she was unbearable in this ep

[@brendanhunter389]

Beating a dead horse now