THINLY VEILED JOKES | Azeem Banatwalla Stand Up Comedy (2022)

[@thebanat]

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[@tahiranasrin5754]

Kr dia bro mene kabka

[@VersatileBeatsArunSharma]

SUBSCRIBED!

[@USBEN.]

Struggle is real

[@BhavishComedy]

AlReAdY SubScriBeD buT

[@Ravi_Thakkar]

Mummy Daddy ka power nahi hai na tere paas ;)

[@anshikasaxena1567]

Why is this man so freaking underrated? He has not done a shred of offensive comedy, has the most sensible and intelligent jokes, and is always in his line. Congratulations man. This is what stand-up comedies on the topics of social issues are and you nailed it. Such a favourite. Wish I could watch more of him.

[@joyjit_roy]

*guys like these should be kicked out of the country including all with same mentalities like him.*

[@RealHadith]

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[@sais7835]

Bcoz teenage kids prefer lame jokes from Kenny and rahul

[@roshnik5137]

No comedian is offensive

[@kanchisharma130]

Ditto!..

[@PokhrajRoy.]

I will never stop cackling at “We have the outfits.” 😂

[@tanishqbajpai8182]

TISS ka pura comment section is literally you

[@Stonytude]

@@tanishqbajpai8182 ikr!

[@singhrabhishek]

Really Mr Roy????? Watched for few minutes and thought 🤔.. Udhar modi ji bewakoof bana rahe and idhar ye standup comedian

[@canyouflyican]

no

[@asmikatke]

why i see u everywhere

[@usnish9801]

"Feminist muslim man", this guy is in more danger than a person living on the edge of india-pakistan border.

[@shannum23]

Also, it's fictional

[@atharvadandwate2358]

True

[@differentangle1]

@@shannum23 feminist man is fiction, can't prove me wrong

[@RealHadith]

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[@afshin18alifiya]

We need to pray for this guy.... Fearless stand ups... Chaa gaya guru!!!!

[@prabhatsourya3883]

"Just looking at your chest hair is a human rights violation". That line broke me........ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jothishj8250]

Your satire is on point!🤣😂😂

[@Giga-Niqqa]

Waah re rahees ki aulad

[@drunk.batman]

I have seen many satirical comics but you are one of the best I have come across. You have a very niche audience and gladly they are matured enough to understand your good work.

[@sarthaknikhal5540]

"Don't applaud, you don't know where this is going" will be the best thing he ever told his audience 😂😂👌

[@Pgs080]

(2023) after the video went viral azeem demanding hot star subs to watch man united in UEL inside a secular jail.

[@scooby4832]

Uel doesn't stream on hotstar 🌚

[@Pgs080]

@@scooby4832 a true united fan can tell😂 well i did not knew about this lol

[@anandmahamuni5442]

Bhai jiotv pe ata a saara uefa ka tournament

[@scooby4832]

@@Pgs080 garib ka mazak udata h besharam 🤣😭🤣😭

[@JamesRodriguez10783]

@@scooby4832 That hotstar subscription will come in handy for F1 streaming though.

[@durvester]

Azeem, this is great content. I remember playing football with you at the turf in Khar. Wish you all the success. Cheers!

[@thebanat]

Thanks bro :)

[@jasongomes4915]

Hahahahaha you're so good at this man. Would want to see more of this but i know bail ka kharcha. Awesome man love it azeem sir

[@youknowwho3625]

When Nana patekar and Sundar pichai have a child 😂

[@farhanahmad5097]

That frustration: "To phir kya chalega bro. Bhej na ek email tere dress code ke sath" 🔥

[@sahilsk-hl1fe]

"Just looking at your chest hair, is a human rights violation " LMFAOOO

[@atiqur8373]

Man this set was so tightly held together!

[@ranianazrana]

Coming from a Muslim household I've definitely survived the feminist Muslim dad 😂 P.s. still surviving

[@byron-ih2ge]

Its like a butcher who is a member of PETA

[@ranianazrana]

@@byron-ih2ge 😂😂😂

[@餅さくら-h5g]

As someone who's a Muslim girl I kinda relate

[@RealHadith]

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[@halfvolley11]

Its not surviving - its living well. Showing body and getting used compromises your dignity. Shukar karo you have a protective dad.

[@jigyanshusabat8271]

Raising the standards of comedy. Man, how witty and intellectual one can be at the same time! keep it going!

[@naradtheocd9261]

I can't stop laughing 😂😂. You have the guts to make this in the current Circus.

[@kunaldcosta3947]

One of the most intelligent assertive yet badass comedian out there! Kudos! Keep’em coming

[@drsumantamajumdar2771]

That is precisely how you send a msg while making people laugh at their own stupidity ... Comedy at its finest... Hats off Azeem... Respect! Thanks.

[@cyndianasilva5677]

The rainbow filter joke is on point...10/10 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ShafiqueM]

You have to be an intellectual rationalist to enjoy this joke to the fullest 🔥🔥🔥💯 on point.

[@dr.paradox1955]

Boycott gang active hojayega Bhai, sirf naam dekh ke😂

[@Sardar_Khan69]

Nope bro.. He is underrated. Very few people watch his content and that too mature ones.

[@dr.paradox1955]

@@Sardar_Khan69 mazak tha yaar chill

[@MrVikas07]

Boycott ठीक है, सर तन से जुदा ना हो जाये

[@imlokisenpai]

@@MrVikas07 😂😂😂 ek tarf kua dusari tarf khai kaha jaye ye comedian bhaii 🥺

[@akhilesh2939]

@@MrVikas07 Lol true

[@dishaporwal]

"It's not your movement sit-down " will always be funny for me 🤣🤣🤣

[@Vikramaditya915]

Saw this live in Guwahati...man you are one ballsy person..

[@NadeJAZZ]

He nailed the controversial issue in comedy sarcasm....🙌 What a writing.....

[@karanagarwal282]

Ab kuch log dimaag se pehle angoothe chalayenge

[@melayarajawsu]

Thank you for the entertainment.

[@smruthipk3247]

I’ve been binge watching his comedy and my god such intelligent well phrased well timed comedy that hits right on the target… how is he not more popular? I mean this guy deserves so much more credit and applause for his work… too good👏👏 👏

[@kritibhurtel7775]

Our country really have few brave stand up comics 😄 Wit and funniness on another level Azeem Sir 👏🏻

[@homosapien5156]

Absolute banger of a set. You beauty Azeem. Thank you.

[@ÆßV]

*Khimar (similar to Hijab) is mandatory for women as per Qoran.* It explicitly states how women should dress. Many modern women including Iranians disapprove of it. Also, schools have dress codes.

[@adityaspace]

Azeem is really 10 years ahead of the times with his comedy.

[@scooby4832]

Avoiding controversy in this country based on religious matters is as hard as teaching Maguire how to be a decent defender .

[@VI-wk1vv]

"looking at your chest hair is a humans right violation" 😭😭✋🏽

[@Turnperpage]

Loved it! Gem of a bit. I had the privilege of watching part of this video live, would watch it live again 🙌🏼💫

[@arnatri1503]

Why is this man so underrated!?

[@JiteshShahani]

Cos he’s more intelligent than 90% of the comedians and comic audience.

[@smilingladka]

I tried "respecting girls" way, it took me to "stay alone forever" path. No complains 🤣❤️

[@vivekagrawal2154]

"Where are you going?" 😂😂 great set Azeem

[@mithunnair8587]

Bro just a great set man, loved it 😂✨

[@FareezKhanJNU2010]

Amazing piece of work. Laughed a lot. Made my SUNDAY, Bro👍

[@Sardar_Khan69]

There is nothing controversial in this video Bcz real controversial thing was said by the girls themselves that they will sacrifice education for hijab. 🤣

[@sangeet0220]

Too Good! What crisp, clean and fun comedy! His punchlines are Superb!

[@nincompooplol]

"This is not your movement, sit down." Lol too good.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

I think the video has been removed but there was a ‘Binge or Cringe’ Episode on ‘Indian Matchmaking’ which was brilliant. I still remember it sometimes.

[@pratulpan3737]

Tie the girl joke was hilarious😂😂

[@meghnachoudhury1622]

I want to see the buildup to the Halloween part!

[@thebanat]

Previous video :)

[@meghnachoudhury1622]

@@thebanat love your content buddy! I had watched my first live comedy show by EIC in 2016 😊

[@nasimchegg437]

Thanks

[@Lifeinlondon2021]

Azeem I saw your video first time, instantly became fan, subscribed. Unfortunately your too intelligent jokes are beyond typical mind of my friends so sharing won’t help😮 Lots of love from London.

[@PunsOfThunder]

only Brown men have this unique confidence where they can make personal demands from women they have never met before. Just leaving the comment so that next time it is easier to quote. 😂😂

[@monster_mash007]

bro just check school has protocol to wear uniform and bro just manifested it

[@rishiisaxena]

This man is too ahead of his time. what a set.......

[@khawajamuhammadahmed5866]

destroying the concept of arrange marriage with this level of humour... OPPP 💯🙌🏻❤️

[@vandandesai4678]

Azeem bas cancel mat ho jana bro

[@omkarrane5867]

Women's in Iran wants to come out that hijab and they are protesting in various ways and other hand our young educated muslim women wants to be in hijab. 🤣 ... irony

[@firdos1069]

Azeem ...that was bang on !!!! Loads of ❤️ and luck......

[@IGLGeneral]

I know this is a comedy video, BUT ----- 1- The hijab issue rose in a school, not college. Schools have uniforms, so, the demand to wear hijab was completely illogical. 2- In colleges, if anyone can wear anything, and particularly their religious clothing, then, "Can a Hindu man go to college wearing a dhoti and a janeu (sacred thread)? And no upper body clothing, because it is one of our religious clothings. The boys were Hindus, so the girls, demanding to wear hijab, were safe. If we interchange the religions of girls and boys, the girls would have either been raped or killed by some psychopath. (Just like the Tailor and the Shopkeeper.) Period.

[@thesash777]

😂😂😂 this nigga i swear....

[@hifi9344]

It is not a religious clothing like all Muslim man Don't wear kurta because it is not mandatory and it is . If hijab is banned all Punjabis hat should be banned. All rakhis should be banned. All religioua bangle and thread should be banned.

[@montecristo4541]

'Wants a woman to be the CEO, but, to work from home'. Really true. Not only arranged marriage, some love marriages also have same problems, but , may be in a different mode. First one hardware, 2nd one in software mode 😂 Great intelligent jokes.

[@Hoppersla]

OMG i can't stop laughing after every 2 sec another punch line again again I really loved your content 💕

[@dia477]

Subscribed ❤ late but happy to come across your comedy!! Keep it up..

[@rruchii]

Haha, how did I not stumble upon this gem before? Just wonderful!

[@sufiyanjunaid]

Decided to be Hipster Osama this Halloween... Because I had the outfits.

[@nehajha-xj1ky]

How does this not have over a million views !! This is downright brilliant 👏

[@michelle1492]

1:05 this literally explains a lot, sometimes expressions are enough

[@dr.shakti15]

This video deserves to get viral.

[@shikharmishra559]

I am willing to cancel Azeem if it helps him get a Netflix special

[@rancho1060]

The best stand up is closest to truth.. Punit Pania

[@travismeo3696]

"Respect her and she will still go with the 6 pack, rich, bde guy" 😂😂

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Quote of the Day: “Just looking at your chest hair is a human rights violation.”

[@AnubhavTalukdar]

Wittiness is back to Indian stand-up! ♥

[@hanzalamusheerkhan8277]

Girl ko bandh do thoda... What a line

[@prasadsing5071]

Most underrated comedian of India!! ❤

[@keertanasmurthy4207]

Azeem!!!!! always kills it. 🔥🔥

[@paresaquadir8568]

Subscribed at one video! Kudos 👏 💐

[@raijinhatake6558]

2:08 that's gold 🤣

[@Mugilu18]

You delivered facts in the tone of sarcasm sir😊

[@Firebolt7Star]

Amazing, amazing stuff man! 👏

[@shrinjanaghosh2364]

not me going to dress up as azeem in modi ji's halloween party

[@Ujjwal7120]

Azeem is just another vir das fully woke and totally biased He make videos on nupur sharma but when it comes to his own religion he steps back

[@meherzadbhadha1759]

You're a legend.😂

[@saurabhkhanna6928]

No bonus joke at the end 😭

[@thebanat]

Extended cut for level 2 members

[@Sam-lw1my]

This man is so underrated, I mean he deserves millions of subs and likes, such pure comedy is hard to find nowadays❤️ I’ve become a fan bro🫶

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Video: ‘Boys vs Girls’ Enby, Genderqueers and other Queers: “Am I a joke to you?” (I’m just kidding don’t @ me)

[@caonima3372]

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[@PrashuRGupta]

So... He is killing... His audience out of laughter😆

[@shirins9922]

You deserve 10 times more subscribers! I really don't know why it isn't happening for you.

[@reji6414]

Congratulations on this level of satire comedy....

[@surbhi06]

You are the best that comedy has to offer. Wish there is a Netflix special soon! Or many more videos!

[@technoprohindi6331]

i think now the matter is in supreme court so we should not say that hijab is banned because it might happen that supreme court allows it .

[@chandubai]

Unbelievable master jokes sir 👏 🤣

[@vanelluspierrot]

Such a well crafted set!

[@shrishkulkarni7018]

Feminist Muslim Man like Happy married life 🤣🤣

[@KarthiDurai]

Brilliant writing ❤️ Loved it ✨

[@shubhyashaswini1580]

Netflix ko free ka publicity nahi dene ka. Pehle Special nikalwane ka 🤧😏 😭😭😭😭

[@Dufferwise]

We have the Outfits. 🤣🤣🤣

[@bibliophile5700]

After seeing this video I'm feeling proud as ex-muslim ❤🎉

[@ana._537]

how many rakats are there is wuzu brother? if you don`t mind me asking ?😊😊

[@UnknownManFU]

Follow ex Muslim sahil

[@bibliophile5700]

@@UnknownManFU i follow AhmedExmuslim

[@MadhumithaSowndararajan]

This writing is so full of wit!!! Love it.

[@ishac5878]

Apart from this video supposedly standup comedy, is fucking on point. Each and every line being true. Brown men confidence loll!!! And being a girl, this just irks!!

[@YOUTUBE_AMERICA]

In schools dress code must be followed 😅

[@magichusni1]

its collage

[@A_N__]

Banat livin on the edge

[@sanashaikh-xo9fg]

Hats off ..respect