THIS 12 YEAR OLD NEEDS TO BE STOPPED

[@catystrophia9619]

The last guy she was with was 17 when she was 11. She's had back to back boyfriends for a year or two now.

[@jeanmichellelaurent]

Catystrophia FBI OPEN UP

[@tyrkun1624]

@@jeanmichellelaurent Sorry JTM, he ditched pretty much before he turned 18.

[@Just_vikinggg]

thats her cameraman

[@entire9694]

How tf do you even know thus

[@turtleanton6539]

Is this real life and how you know this

[@HTPCYMC]

Ah yes, family friendly content.

[@mayonnaisejake7191]

Everybody loves it

[@Me-yb7bj]

How are there two people i see from markiplier here

[@knightsofapollo2715]

Thank God

[@Me-yb7bj]

No not you, i watched him this morning and two of the people in the comments somehow are here

[@thanosbrub9136]

How to properly clean your metal computer to

[@herpydepth1204]

If this is how they act on camera how do they act in privacy

[@unequivocalemu]

Idk. Wait.... *B L L Y Y A A A A T T T*

[@unequivocalemu]

@@andrewhaam9673 *H I G H I M P A C T S E X U A L V I O L E N C E*

[@aeinzalot]

*T H E Y D O S N O O S N O O .*

[@justlovetaeilplease4666]

She's gonna be on pregnant&16 or some shit in a few,years? Like 1 or 2 years?

[@starbittenpixieboy]

@@justlovetaeilplease4666 4 years

[@30769s]

12 year old dani: Literally acting 18 17 year old me: Literally acting 4

[@golden_cube]

Same but I'm 12, I act like 4

[@cattanimationz6524]

Im 14 but i love paw patrol and kid shows, not allowed to watch them though

[@golden_cube]

@@cattanimationz6524 yeah! They are actually very cool shows!

[@ashdoesedits8306]

Same I'm 11 but I act 6

[@ashdoesedits8306]

@@cattanimationz6524 yeah same I watch 5 year old shows they're so entertaining

[@awalker2688]

KZbin, the place where 12 yr olds dress in adult costumes and do things I’m probably not allowed to say without being judged

[@Zcorepanda]

People like me, memeuouls and willne for example acually put in wffort for our vids then 12 year olds get more subs than the amount of people killed im ww2

[@spellboooked6597]

If you run are you a Runner? Because your name is "The Walker"?

[@goblinking1438]

@@spellboooked6597 they call me the runner only cuz I always got the runs 😓

[@awalker2688]

BMO no if we run we get crippled so we walk to avoid that

[@gillyweed000]

She's 12 and she has a belly button piercing? Damn I can barely convince my parents to get Taco Bell😕

[@PastelPixie99]

loool

[@highdiane1997]

Correct me if I’m wrong but don’t you have to be a certain age to get body or facial piercings?

[@epicriceinhaler]

Skeptical Siren no my neice has ear rings and she isn’t even a year old

[@highdiane1997]

De0rdinaryBush 101 I’m not talking about standard lobe piercings. I’m talking about body and facial piercings. Whenever I got the top of my ear pierced, they wouldn’t let anyone 12 and under in the room. Then again it’s a tattoo parlor I went to

[@beech.3792]

Skeptical Siren it depends... where you live😬

[@johnvosper4774]

I feel like she’s going to come out in a year or two and talk about how she was exploited and shit.

[@mr.speed..6368]

If that happens I'm just sit in my room for a year and not watch KZbin.

[@blu7977]

See you in a year or two

[@safe957]

@@mr.speed..6368 dont get cocky man ya never know

[@grumpydave2582]

I think she will say she is 12 too

[@Jack1rules]

In 2 years she’ll be 14 and he’ll be 18

[@sarah-tn4kf]

Some youtuber cusses KZbin: *angery* 13 year old with a nonce as a boyfriend: KZbin: *kalm*

[@marshal_films8021]

True dat

[@residentelect]

@Sara KZbin is basically that one liberal children's social worker/school nurse/academic who hands out free condoms to 12 year old girls, encourages them to keep their STDs and abortions private from their parents, but will never have her own children because she dedicated her life to rescuing stray cats...

[@HH-bb2cy]

@@residentelect why must u bring political things into this 😐

[@residentelect]

@@HH-bb2cy Because I am a politician... Clearly.

[@exi8464]

KZbin: *Sees 17 year old touch a 12 year old's thighs* GIVE THIS WOMAN 4 MIDROLL ADS

[@andresmcjr]

Danielle joined the chat. Alex joined the chat. FBI joined the chat. Alex left the chat.

[@MathiasKirk]

fbi is still in the chat ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@imthechewedgumthatyoutouch5161]

Jesus joined the chat 🍵

[@sickzx7682]

Putin joined the chat

[@biggangsta1421]

Danielle’s disappointed father joins the chat

[@alexpilon340]

Daddy Long Schlong 😂👌

[@cocmaster7167]

Her ex was 17 when she was "13"

[@Anirossa]

hammerheadman23 when she was 11 u mean, lol

[@cocmaster7167]

@Adrian thats why i put " " around 13 cuz she claims to be 14

[@alyx700]

Epic dateline predator time😎😎

[@MikaDR]

Dang. She is younger than me and I haven’t even had a boyfriend before T-T probably cuz I am like.... quiet....,

[@trickzclipz5910]

@@MikaDR if ur not in a relationship in such a young age then this doesn't matter. Even when you are older. You could have friends, they end you up less dramatic.

[@colettejolie5417]

WHERE. ARE. HER. *PARENTS?* yo it's me why are yall still commenting on this ----Colette, OUT!!!!!

[@mariaboterod.7305]

Living with the money she’s making

[@amgamingrblx8010]

her parents are santa they put the presents under the tree.

[@norwich25]

Coco Fish disowned her

[@chaoticdrawer1885]

Her mom enables this and is probably grooming her to do this which is sad af

[@nataliedrain8022]

PREACH

[@FBI-it1ct]

Im just watching from a distance.

[@AsifIqbal-qb5fs]

Do something Mr.FBI

[@schmoomcrooproductions2]

Dude, do something about dis

[@queennarmambi8055]

You Fbi the Boi of that girl 18 now so move in before too late😅

[@lieutenantchill4005]

KGB is better

[@Skypvm2008]

FBI. Hows it going with watching people?

[@Mystic.Daydreamer_]

Who you gonna call... *THE NONCE RESPONSE*

[@Nic_2751]

Jennifer Danielle you deserve more likes

[@BananaFace301]

I know he FBI and Dani has a file and the FBI is working on this case

[@FarmYardGaming]

That's the best comment I've seen on this entire Channel.

[@sunszenith]

**Rates videos pg-13** **Creator isn't actually 13 yet**

[@sauceypickles7585]

00g

[@peeprzboi214]

N.S.A WE'RE IN YOUR HOUSE

[@Zcorepanda]

Because logic

[@kurtfan5468]

Contreversey?????

[@qwertyy12398]

am i joke to you?

[@poppyyy4607]

all her boyfriends break up with her when they turn 18😂😭😂

[@lildiamonds_manager5424]

poppyyy either that or go to jail

[@destinybachman3237]

Lildiamonds_ Manager Technically in the US if you’re dating someone before you turn 18 like a 17 year old dating a 13 year old. When the 17 year old turns 18 he can continue dating her I believe as long as she is of the age of 13. I know a girl who is 18 and dating a 14 year old and it technically is perfectly legal.

[@turtleanton6539]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ImDayroom]

poppyyy well legally they need to

[@dream.8202]

@@destinybachman3237 thats only in some states like in florida if your age difference is at most 3 years then its fine but thats only if youre both minors, my sister was once dating this guy who was like 19 when she was 16 and he almost went to jail

[@juju_kanio4143]

5:21 Who you gonna call?? Child Protection Services

[@breadlol569]

Julie Xo 😂😂

[@Smurf71q]

Her:who you gonna call Me:the cops

[@aprilmisc]

FBI OPEN UP

[@lts_connerswan7948]

Lol

[@theoldaccisbacknvm3808]

lmfao

[@nisio9513]

Her boyfriend looks like Fred

[@cocooo1315]

nisiO that’s offensive to Fred ;-;

[@cutegirl77tamaki]

Coco * Ong Fred doin good for himself he got a man too☕️🐸

[@Imcryingconstantly]

nisiO I read this before the video and the sad thing is I was thinking witch boyfriend she’s had like 10

[@kuma4384]

Jeff

[@TheGoombassador]

His names actually is Lucas, but it doesn't matter.

[@yaren8251]

She’s 12 and she’s belly dancing I’m 12 and I’m chasing my brother around the house with a ruler.............

[@tv-bones8521]

Galaxy koala24 from a 16 year old with a 18 year old sibling imma tell you it doesn't end the goofs will continue

[@kuma4384]

And I’m 12 and I’m failing algebra and life in general

[@theswdeddwdw9281]

Why is that so true I've been watching her videos and boy oh boy we are so different what 12 year old where's clothes like that like ik it's her opinion but does she want older men catching her like man I can't even get into a skirt cuz it shows to much

[@lauramuco4417]

Galaxy koala24 i chase my brother around with a cane

[@kae4756]

Galaxy koala24 same

[@pikapikabitch6351]

Dani (12) : Has about 5 boyfriends Me (14) : MOM WHERE DID I PUT MY COLORING BOOK!?-

[@goatlife1499]

That's how I am as well

[@ok-cx3rd]

Ikr

[@sahanamotta]

same except i’m 16 rip

[@OrangeJuice-yo3hl]

I'm 16, almost 17, and i still color even tho i hate it.

[@xxthexboxnoobxx4174]

Me: *killing my friends in video games and screaming ree all day*

[@nobodynose4198]

Fun fact: kids in horror films often aren't actually aware that they are in horror films. They are instructed to do stuff like "Scream" or "run this way" or "drop the glass of water"

[@TheOneGuyAce]

Noted; when Tommy Doile is running from Michael Myers he thought it was a Ronald McDonald movie. But wtf does this have to do with the video?

[@nobodynose4198]

@@TheOneGuyAce absaloutly nothing its just a fun fact :)

[@Morty143]

Interesting fact

[@TheOneGuyAce]

@@nobodynose4198 Which is exactly what makes these comments annoying as hell.

[@nobodynose4198]

@@TheOneGuyAce many apoligies freind,have a nice rest of your day

[@alzeix8912]

God: "Created life" Life: "Created humans" Humans: "Created Dani Cohn" God: Excuse me but wtf?

[@tominati1783]

Did anyone actually laugh or did you just like it because you felt bad

[@naveshsamidbatoosingh4393]

God left

[@apolloandwarrior_3229]

@Chara Dreemurr Idk fuck you I was going to do that!

[@falc0lombardi]

What the Hecc.

[@outsidethexbox797]

There is no god

[@PaulWilslapu]

family friendly 12 year old = fbi open up

[@ljamieson0581]

16 year old wearing turtleneck = hickey

[@susyute9717]

@@ljamieson0581 lol

[@asmartboi9485]

u called?

[@teal_m_101]

**SMASHES DOOR** SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD MEH

[@PaulWilslapu]

@Dog I apologise

[@Sweet6T9]

Unfortunately, there's plenty of 12 year old girls, around where I live, that do "date" guys around my age (16-17). It's really weird and gross, and this video brought me back to the moments where I've had to see that shit around town. Why do things like this exist? I really hope she isn't lying about being 14, and the evidence of being 12 is false.

[@chessemchesse3676]

what country? UK?

[@richelle2551]

I see girls in my class doing the same thing.They stalk the guy on the internet for a few days and then it's "true love" apparently

[@AmkayFortnite]

She's 15 and that final

[@sonicmarge]

UK pretty much

[@Charuid]

@@AmkayFortnite She's 12.

[@lazireth660]

*Her Boyfriends theme song is "I love little girls"*

[@amaledwards]

Oml

[@FredOggy]

True

[@friccmanchapel9191]

Call the fbi

[@ryanyes2325]

Alex

[@randompotatostudios3536]

Who you gonna call? *THE FBI*

[@Pxtrick369]

Who you gonna call? No,really who r u going to call ?????? ANSWER ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@randompotatostudios3536]

Ok so we need to get ahold of The FBI, The Thot Busters, and The Ghostbusters. Anybody else?

[@hellothere-dl1ku]

FBI open up

[@jimmyjohnsonREAL]

noncebusters

[@creepson6368]

Oh, dont worry, Kurby's got it already!

[@evesheilds4334]

Who ya gonna call? Child Protective Services!

[@iamimana]

UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@TruthWaves22]

@@iamimana me mate yes

[@FredOggy]

I agree

[@flashpointsans4132]

Please god Pin this comment

[@someonesomething7146]

Eve Sheilds I would call the FBI

[@alissa4625]

"She's not allowed to watch her own content" that one killed

[@xx_turtle_militia_xx3956]

Dani Chon: is 12 Her boyfriend: is 16 Dani: hey why don’t we make a video with me dressing up in sexy costumes 3 seconds later: FBI OPEN UP!!!!

[@fezrtuest]

Ladies and gentlemen.. *We got em*

[@rrrigbyyy]

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[@Mahad.A]

@@fezrtuest My thoughts exactly 😂😂

[@deadaccountlol2050]

Im surprised the FBI never noticed their illegal relationship

[@Aslaugarson]

Shes not 12

[@yeet654]

Her previous bf was 18 😬 Edit: they broke up on his 18th birthday but still

[@Mickealsantinocampbell]

are you serious

[@dvrkmvztxr9636]

FR?

[@javanfrench]

At this point she deserves to be put away.

[@simpletalk2084]

how... disgusting... :l

[@forniteassassin1296]

@@javanfrench You mean down not away right?

[@jakescartoons6045]

It’s disturbing to think that this girl is the same age as my younger brother.

[@jolynemalone]

Its disturbing to think this girl is the same age as me

[@evelyns3804]

Its disturbing that shes 1 year older than me

[@yogurtpotatoflavored1116]

It's disturbing in general.

[@GamesensicalGenius]

It’s disturbing that I am 1 year older than her. She thicc.

[@uniquename7769]

She's as old as my little sister. Damn.

[@justin2308]

Damn, when I was 12, I was still watching my favorite kids’ shows because of how nostalgic they were (my grandma wouldn’t let me watch anything else, really) before going home to watch Goosebumps on Cartoon Network and being all excited that I was as old as that kid from the cuckoo clock episode. It was literally a balance between Pre-CGI Thomas the Tank Engine and Ben Ten. And in many ways, it still is even now. Why? I don’t know. It’s just the NOSTALGIA of being a kid that appeals to me, not to mention the fact that older shows are A LOT better than some of the new stuff today. I honestly don’t get some kids today.

[@nakiasmith2699]

I'm 11 and watch wwe attitude era

[@apocalypticblox2346]

I'm 12 and I watch adult-ish stuff on the television. Things like X-files and voyager. Still love my spongebob though. I agree that newer shows are not as entertaining as older shows, the only thing about this that I would like to contradict is the last sentence. Yes, some of us watch newer shows. No, not all or even most of us do. This is my personal experience, anyways!

[@lynv2818]

Her at 11: *becoming a stripper* Me at 12: *still needs my mom to pick my outfits for school out*

[@Sam-tz4os]

Ha same

[@Tom-qc1lz]

Why do you need your mum to pick out a school uniform?

[@sevenAte9]

No Friends They might not have uniforms

[@goatlife1499]

Saaaame

[@mistasmilyface5057]

Lindsey Vazquez boi

[@likeabossm894]

YES FBI THIS ONE RIGHT HERE -points to the boyfriend-

[@skortana3760]

This comment deserves more like s

[@thegoodjelly4282]

How you make a line through the sentence.

[@thegoodjelly4282]

-line-

[@thegoodjelly4282]

-ayy I Found it out-☺

[@thegoodjelly4282]

_hi_

[@typicalorangedude7551]

Her at 12: Is a KZbin star. Me at 12: Still needed to memorize states with a song Those were the days

[@ashdoesedits8306]

Bruh I'm 11 I've made music and I'm still no star oof-

[@bup489]

How to edit

[@willbarrett2758]

I’m 12 and I need to sing the alphabet just to remember what comes next

[@unspokenfn7215]

@@willbarrett2758 im 16 and i do that

[@donutsxp2234]

Is the 50 states song to Mr. R

[@SethAtSNK]

Dani (12): *Lying about her age* Me (12): *Purposely breaking my grammar*

[@peggy6574]

What a madlad.

[@neons.hairclip]

r/madlad

[@islaforsjaa9933]

That's so true 😂

[@EpicGamer-69]

Same

[@algirdasltu1389]

Same

[@f.b.i.9180]

Ok this is enough

[@markbernard1439]

Damn.

[@Fallen_Angel9078]

-Yeah, I’m tired of you breaking down my door in Minecraft-

[@harut4788]

Omg ur comment is right under someone saying *FBI OPEN UP*

[@edge5236]

i was at the WHO WILL YOU CALL? THE POLICE and i scrolled here to find the fbi

[@KimbunduKing]

Stop them

[@leemonroe6526]

12 year olds in California: dressing in "sexy" Halloween costumes. 12 me: practicing flute.

[@ogolow570]

She is 14. She should be studying for scary ass exam.

[@tyrkun1624]

@@ogolow570 She's 12 mate.

[@lindenlimetree919]

r/notlikeothergirls

[@somerandomnori]

12 me: try to do my math homework and get none of them right

[@lyra7654]

Omg fr that’s me. Literally.

[@Jonas-xl4wg]

*Greg Paul wants to know your location..*

[@ambsslashtimm127]

Oh no...

[@biuekachu3693]

Ohh shit..

[@blount9329]

Ireland

[@grim_56]

blo unt Nonono don’t send him here

[@Quidexe]

Dispatch: don't worry about it we got the best cop due to be on the scene. Me: Who? Dispatch: Sir, he goes by the name content cop. Greg Paul: Run....

[@xenon8927]

Dani at 12: Dressing like an instathot Me at 14: _Still likes lego_

[@microwave8931]

Who doesn't like Lego?

[@xenon8927]

@@microwave8931 a lot of people, surprisingly

[@microwave8931]

@J. Watermelon Only the small ones hurt

[@sleepy_crusader]

@@xenon8927 how gross, they really have a terrible childhood

[@frostlite5992]

There's nothing wrong with liking lego at 14

[@zaadbaad541]

Reminds me that I lied about my age when I was 9 and said I was 13

[@clalyrics441]

we all pretended to be 13 at one point

[@idek9793]

Same

[@Zcorepanda]

We have all made a youtube channels from being 10 year olds let us all just hope memeuouls dosent find them

[@crazycadet133]

Dafuq

[@blazy0946]

r/madlad

[@Lord_MaximusFarquaad]

I would 100% commission a new series called 'nonce patrol' starring these two lads and maybe James Marriott aswell

[@aoifek9709]

Greg and markie

[@lukegibson6044]

*Where's the kick starter?*

[@harubutjojo]

Stephen better watch out

[@imjm0625]

And callum

[@romeyjomey4539]

Also Callum corner

[@cartoonyt4104]

I find it weird that Alex has watched this twice now 😂

[@0rluh]

Cartoon YT three times

[@turnbull832]

Three times in videos, a hell of alot more in private.

[@SafetyNinja]

I can’t imagine what memeulouses recommended section is like

[@TheOneGuyAce]

Mate, he needs incognito and a VPN overwise the MI6 are gonna arrest him for noncing

[@katywatson2309]

Sad facts is her mom *encouraged* her F

[@chaoticdrawer1885]

Her mom more than likely grooms her to act like this, normal 12 year olds wouldn't do shit like this unless it's taught or they're around people whose encouraging it.

[@peebutt4787]

Hey no swearing, this is a family friendly channel. If you keep saying inappropriate things then further action may be taken

[@iamlemon4679]

Kxcruz 13 F

[@dalegribble9679]

I seen a girl outside in tight clothing showing how apparently "thick she was" but she was "just no" I almost puked

[@h3nok0l4i]

Katy Watson F

[@NewbyTon]

*_Angry triggered "fans" saying she's 13_*

[@cookiebvibin]

she 12

[@NewbyTon]

I know

[@gamergalz1608]

Lol, I literally JUST turned fourteen, and I still play with dolls sometimes XD

[@ll_extremelystressed_ll3804]

I heard a secret shes secretly 30

[@florence4372]

Wrong, she's a 9 year old

[@mihneaciocan3478]

Me:Is this girls hot? FBI:Yeah. Me:She is 14. FBI:Nah she is 12

[@cab8347]

actually i think it goes like this: FBI: Is this girls hot? You: Yeah. FBI: She is 14. You: Nah she is 12

[@bencooper2808]

Ladies and gentleman... we got him

[@door-kun9275]

They’re still going to jail tho

[@okaywhy6108]

2 years later Dani Chon is 14 Her boyfriend is 18 and he's long lost gone.

[@residentelect]

Did she pass AIDs onto him, or is he still alive and doing ten to life on the "At Risk" cell block of the local pen..?

[@jdog_2061]

NONCE

[@Mihalyandmikankinnie]

so she is now the age that she was lying about 2 years ago

[@runf1737]

yeah her dad is gobe

[@JDTheGamer123]

If you see a 12 year old girl, with a 16 year old guy. Who you gonna call? *THE POLICE/FBI*

[@MicoKaine]

*THE PO PO!*

[@paigepearson8237]

JD The Gamer Why? Theirs a four-year age difference, if she’s eleven. But if she is fourteen, than their is a two-year age difference.

[@lagph0bia188]

FBI OPEN UP

[@croppersadventures2806]

laGPH0bia goddamnit I was gonna say that haha

[@ninesglory]

The army, FBI, thotbusters, Obama, and SWAT. Because...Why not?

[@mafnet_]

Says im 17 Im actually 4 Gotcha

[@trickzclipz5910]

Explains why ur name is "Defualty Boi" as if ur playing fortnite

[@matthewhawthorne7687]

Trickz Clipz memes

[@bankutibence2688]

Says im 4 Im actually a fetus Gotcha

[@chessemchesse3676]

Im 12 im actually Unexistent *g o t c h a*

[@bread8507]

Yes get them DeFauLT army dance in 3 2 1

[@isabellasison3835]

Danielle: Im ThIcCcC. Me: No you’re just compressed.

[@ImJustLayZ]

How is this not top comment??

[@fatpurp4041]

Compressed with fat!!! Ohhhhh pardon me, just passing by

[@satansbarman]

What she means is : I'm thick af

[@hoshinosz]

dani: *belly dances* me: *trolls on roblox*

[@reply4732]

Oh yes...

[@stevefrench5790]

Lol, That's exactly what I do.

[@11037_kuwata]

lmaoo

[@baguettetete984]

Yup, we’re all super normal

[@slayboss4652]

Same

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

They really all need to stop, don't they

[@traelonin]

You wanna team up and game end them? I got some pretty neat nerf guns 💪🏿😏👌🏿

[@bije277]

Day 1 of bullying kremit

[@Zcorepanda]

Someone make em stop

[@wolfzmusic9706]

There was a stream uploaded where her mum accidentally said she was 12, and then the stream immediately ended.

[@nataliedrain8022]

I saw that in a scrubby video

[@ihatelunar1822]

Who you gonna call ?....... THE POLICE

[@bridges4232]

Neve Robinson Da DA dA Da dA Da

[@bingbanging6969]

Child support*

[@rubyyates4778]

Dani, who's also my age: **Does this weird shis** Me, who is also 12: M-U-M, CAN I HAVE THIS LEGO SET? *_NO, I'M NOT TOO OLD FOR IT-_*

[@residentelect]

@Lutacris Yup, Lego never gets old. Ever wondered why it's always the Dads who help their kids build the sets? We act like we are harassed into it, but deep down we're even more jacked than the kids to rip open the box and get building! Same goes for videogames...

[@srigd3636]

I mean, legos are for people that are 4-99

[@easportstothegame3611]

never too old for a x wing

[@apocalypticblox2346]

@@residentelect My mom is the one to play with LEGOs in my house. I play the video games with my little brother, so for him it's his mom and his big sister.

[@yodamatino9223]

You are definitely NOT too old to play with legos, you are still very young.

[@walter644]

Could you do an entire video with excessive auto tune

[@Nastelo]

Whamburger 10 ^^^^^^^^

[@noor-bq2dc]

She's one year older than me and she wears inappropriate clothing and I still have conversations with my stuffed animals

[@lpsneontv8010]

Geez I just realised I do that to :) UR not alone

[@dalegribble9679]

at her age I talked to myself and prank called I mean can't she be doing some kid stuff she acts like she's 25

[@h3nok0l4i]

Jin’s birthday is over why r u still part of the cult I swear-

[@jademather123]

.... I'm 7 and I hate toys... I only like electricity...

[@itsanoforme9306]

Im 12 but im still crying because i cant go see bts and im still dumb for math

[@paul_7092]

When I was twelve, I was still playing with Legos

[@MicoKaine]

When I was twelve I was playing minecraft... Yeah.

[@imperialbricks1881]

Danielle acts as if she is 14 when she is 12: Me at 10: closing the fridge slowly so i can see the light

[@marshal_films8021]

Lol same

[@kotaaz]

Same

[@sneakerhead571]

Me to

[@11037_kuwata]

omgg same xD

[@cr_duo9208]

Lol i'v dont that before

[@spero7675]

*"Satan" Called he wants his* *daughter Danielle Cohn back*

[@hankakabrad7738]

I had a cousin who had a relationship like this. She was 18 and he was 27. They went on a date and everyone was calling him a pedo or creep and stuff like that. He told me that it totally ruined their 9 year aniversary

[@captainjack9341]

*wait*

[@bikeswankgang5501]

Haha. 9 years

[@viphersniper]

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@mickailbaledi8516]

Hol' up nephew

[@theitaliansnake7778]

He was the specimen wich had the first documented noncification afflicting tumor

[@kylefudgecake05]

im 13 and I ONLY JUST STARTED walking down to the shops on my own

[@m3wy_m4n45]

thathoodguy76 I just got out of my Roblox phase and into my minecraft and cod phase 😂

[@poppychalupa9390]

M3WY_M4N you will be better off when ur out of ur gaming phase life is better without gaming

[@drpeppperdevil]

@@poppychalupa9390 ew.

[@arsoz1]

@@poppychalupa9390 ew

[@ying5798]

@@m3wy_m4n45 same lmaoo

[@charliev602]

I’m 14 and I can’t even wear a crop top or short shorts without feeling insecure-

[@lemongloves]

I relate lol And my mom is like “you’re getting older now so why don’t you try this and that” im like noooooo

[@ghostlysgame3507]

Then... Then don't wear them?

[@JL-iu6ps]

Because you're an insecure gacha user

[@grunchchristmas]

@@JL-iu6ps that isn’t very nice

[@methanoI]

@@JL-iu6ps facts bruh

[@aight5361]

Where is Chris Hansen when you need him

[@chrishansen5523]

Here I am!

[@marieism9606]

Atreyu Moralez take a seat.

[@kollin1639]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Sadovari]

Not all heroes wear capes.

[@alphashitlord1446]

He's dead. I ate him.

[@insertcrudenamehere6341]

Roses are red Violets are blue Danielle cohn is like 12 Her boyfriend is 22

[@liyah4116]

Daniel Cohn? Gay relationship? wat

[@insertcrudenamehere6341]

Oof

[@kumquats4908]

FBI OPEN UP FBI--

[@WonderofU2381]

Perfect

[@insertcrudenamehere6341]

Dark Silence lol

[@FarmYardGaming]

When I was 12... I played racing games. That sums up my entertainment.

[@arnavanand8037]

When I was twelve I used to search for free minecraft online. And that on my windows 7...

[@FarmYardGaming]

@@arnavanand8037 Yikey, Windows 7 was something else back in ye olden times

[@FarmYardGaming]

@Pulsectil Indeed. Shall be missed by many

[@FarmYardGaming]

@Lutacris Yes

[@Smurf71q]

13 and all i do is trolling people on Minecraft all day

[@lisakanzira8976]

Her at 12: **doing QUITE QUESTIONABLE stuff** Me at 12:Being an Uno godmother.

[@seyemon7130]

Who you gunna call . . . . . . . The fbi

[@thefbiishere3479]

Im here

[@futboloscar194]

Krooos buster!!!

[@puzzled3045]

When there's a underage girl in the neighborhood who you gonna call...

[@johanlopez7112]

SIMONME get the CIA

[@milkyurie7811]

SIMONME no CPS

[@maxegan2398]

This whole video: “no” “Oh no” “oh god no” “agh no” “no”

[@themaster.d8229]

This video in a nutshell

[@foure2833]

Who you gonna call? The police!

[@saeyoungchoi2206]

the FBI!

[@bird3748]

holy shit its almost as if we watched the same video

[@jess090]

When the cops find this video Dani: Who you gonna call A lawyer!!!

[@neons.hairclip]

Lmao Katsu-

[@tsuyuasui5]

haha

[@sadgreenelf]

Hi!!! Bakubro

[@tuffteey112]

Didn’t Alex react to this with jack???

[@adlin9567]

Snail 123 si

[@a.f.cfyldefan3382]

Oui

[@ryukobestwaifu3319]

Ja

[@themothman4935]

Ma

[@SauliBo1]

Joo

[@thefurer3178]

8:48 I have that same sweater shirt, gotta throw it away

[@Joshua-pp2bf]

Sup phil

[@Liam-sy4eh]

Sup Phil, u got any flex tape for my eyes? Gonna need it as they’ve fallen out of my sockets

[@Probablyervy]

I need some flex tape to fix something in a video game

[@mogstar6662]

28 STAB WOUNDS

[@thefurer3178]

Liam Flex Seal not tape

[@cytolytic]

If 12 years olds should stopped then.... 9 year olds will take over ಥ_ಥ

[@bagofporkchips8882]

hmmmm

[@grilledsalad7727]

FETUSES MUST BE STOPPED

[@deleteduser87]

That already happened

[@mehdico845]

3kSubsWithNoVideos? As in the 9 year old bro army or actual 9 year old kids ?

[@jamievangramberg5877]

But 9 year olds subscribe to pewdiepie

[@FBI-rd8je]

12 year old: Has a belly piercing. 12 year old me: Mum can I go to my friends house across the road, “sure I’ll walk a you”.....

[@isaacrobertson4374]

Her parents must always be high

[@granolajuice3808]

Or just want money.

[@Ben-uc9xn]

*drunk

[@yeabro3683]

Isaac Robertson like 6 foot or what

[@isaacrobertson4374]

Gamer170943 Bro I mean yeah at least maybe even 7 foot

[@maximusparidius6839]

Or never there

[@superlenny9225]

ImAlexx literally made a video on this video and hes still acting like he has no idea whats going on this is super strange

[@swishyswampy489]

Might be filmed before his. Or they did it same tine

[@swishyswampy489]

Time*

[@pat.7921]

SuperLenny ah hah

[@sagscorpio]

Dani at 12 : wearing adult costume. Me: being a Disney princess

[@arnavanand8037]

Me at twelve: having nervous ticks when in front of a girl with a shirt button open

[@elblack4980]

Me : Being Bob Ross

[@bbylyxa]

12 year old me: dressed up as a my little pony character

[@baguettetete984]

Me at 11: _I wanna be Barney for Halloween._

[@nohintshere]

me: *aggressively dancing to Undertale music* *wanting to be Kris from Deltarune for Halloween but I'm too shy to ask*

[@nohintshere]

her at 11: super inappropriate actions me at 11: screaming "All I Want for Christmas is You" at the top of my lungs in the middle of April

[@sm1purplmurderedme583]

no one: danielle: *i’m 11 which is close to 15 so basically i can act 20*

[@stevefrench5790]

Didn't you comment this one the video after this?

[@clixche6366]

ikr, even if she was 15, the shit she does disgusts me

[@l.t.p933]

I'm 14 and that's close to 65 so I can retire from school

[@backup9334]

@@l.t.p933 LMAOO

[@f1_s0uth20]

so true about her

[@MattyOYT]

Memeulous is family friendly now? Whats next? A Christian Minecraft server? EDIT: This is more noncey than family friendly.

[@left8277]

MattyO Tell me there used to be a Christian Minecraft server.

[@MattyOYT]

@@left8277 There used to be a Christian Minecraft server

[@Luke-tr7so]

She will probably have 10 kids by the age of 20

[@declanbrowne1576]

The only reason she isn't a single mother of 3 now is because she isn't old enough to ovulate.

[@rare1370]

They will be 8 and 9

[@matthewnewlands8867]

Luke lol she probably knew her stds before her abc’s

[@1313TMLFan]

So she had het first when kid she was 11 or 10?? Yep, seems about right

[@Supernormalbob]

She’s not from Preston

[@norwich25]

Roses are red Violets are blue He is 16 And she is 12 Omg thank you so much for the likes

[@bruddab4474]

Ashley Taylor Umm I-it dont work like that i mean you cant just say random shit

[@shook3988]

should b his girlfriend is 2 but nvm

[@binglebongled1ngledangle]

2**

[@danieljohnson2139]

Roses are red Violets are blue that girl is twelve and her boy's 22

[@LEMON-jj5dv]

How's that supposed to work? Violets are blue -> his girlfriend is ten-two???

[@julieg4881]

I'm going to clean my eyes now

[@CoasterMagicX2]

I looked it up, the law is its illegal to have sex in the USA with anyone under 18 unless their ages are less than 4 years apart. So if they had sex, it's illegal if she's actually 12, but legal if she is 13 or 14. Still disgusting either way. Edit: I'm getting a lot of responses saying it's different State by state. So, assuming they live in California, the law says "(b) Any person who engages in an act of unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor who is not more than three years older or three years younger than the perpetrator, is guilty of a misdemeanor." So if she really is 14, than it's legal, but it's probably illegal since she is 12. Either way he's still a Nonce. Edit 2: moved response up here. Just a reminder: the consent law changes state by state in the USA, California has no Romeo and Juliet clauses, and the age of consent is 18. Also, I'm citing the direct California (the state that Danielle lives in) law and there is no point in arguing against it cause it's the law.

[@likeabossm894]

She's actually 12. Still illegal.

[@ThEboUnBoUnKiD]

So a 10 year old can sleep with a 14 year old cuz they are „just“ 4 years apart? That‘s disgusting.

[@ksnmmmm11]

CoasterMagicX2 they’ve shagged he’s a nonce end of

[@seanpawn4549]

This actually depends on what part of the country you’re in, Texas and Louisiana have two of the weirdest ones I’ve seen with the Romeo and Juliet exception

[@Brandon-ie4bc]

Here in the state of Georgia, 16 is the age of consent

[@GGIOBLACK]

If Her age is on the clock. Then She's ready for the Respect.

[@xorz0999]

Thank you

[@ella-fk6gd]

F

[@jerryrdough5994]

X1a0 Jonas734 Glock*

[@dying_pau9721]

Glock

[@professionalmemeenthusiast2117]

If she can can count, she can m- maths. She can do maths. Yep.

[@emipexu2779]

to make it worse.....the camera man is her brother

[@redfallxenos4585]

Wincest

[@gxldboyj6523]

*SWEET HOME ALABAMA*

[@almeda5941]

I'm pretty sure they live in Alabama

[@bigoof2500]

*Alabama*

[@ashtonbrush9246]

*A L A B A M A* *I N T E N S I F I E S*

[@blackparademistress1]

The guy saying “I thought she meant adult sized” makes sense if she usually wears kids clothes, being that age as well she most likely would still be in kids clothes. I’m not even joking he looks like he genuinely means that. Which makes everything so much more wrong.

[@charity2641]

thank God no 14 year old white girls hasnt said : "oMg ARmy!!💜💙👉👈🥺" And yes i agree this is absolutely terrible

[@namjooooon2081]

@@charity2641 um- I may not have been thinking of putting an army meme comment on this comment but then read your comment 💀

[@sacxcharine]

I wanna march over to that boyfriend's house and scream: *"FBI OPEN UP !"*

[@izurukamakura7320]

Milla Grif me too

[@skeledoot6751]

Ha lol

[@jacobp2751]

This is so sad Alexa can we hit 50 kids

[@yeetmanyeet1146]

Jammy jameskii my man

[@adpthunterzz6833]

I love to hit kids with sticks

[@sloueden7639]

Jammy i was your 50nd kid

[@fishyd5338]

@@adpthunterzz6833 I find that shooting them works better

[@willtattersall1940]

Jammy I was your 50rd kid

[@dickherd9159]

Prisons gettin iffy huh Soaps gettin slippy huh Cellmates got a stiffy huh Butts getting sticky huh

[@marluroux8728]

69's new rap

[@otso1755]

CUUUUUM GAAAAAANG!

[@michellemybell6977]

this might be the dumbest but smartest thing i've ever heard

[@slippymcstiffyah3117]

CUUMMMMMMMMMM GAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@dickherd9159]

@Fibooz_Gaming hippity hoppity your my property

[@aridiaz8018]

Danielle: wearing a playboy outfit Me when I was younger: MOM! WHERES MY JUICE?

[@adamh7409]

My god I was still pissing my bed when I was 12.

[@mektiq_8133]

xD

[@yeet-vm7ql]

You had a problem then lmaoo

[@steeledcelestial2958]

I still do and I’m 32

[@poisonhoneycomb8599]

TheDark Speeder *this comment*

[@bmg9154]

Adam H ok that’s a little weird

[@xeyes4014]

This is why nooses were made

[@Bin2Hex]

you're not wrong buddy.

[@kevinp6812]

This is why the police were made.

[@user-ds2fs3qg7r]

Memeulous needs those adds so he can get those £3 meal deals 😣👌

[@Billy_plush69]

Her: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND I'M ONLY 12! Me: father can I have 50p the sweets are on offer.

[@avillagerplayingminecraft5833]

The sweets never go on offer for me.

[@asussyboi2111]

there is a girl in my class who is 11 and has a boyfreind

[@daved9910]

Her tongue is showing memeulous you are demonized.

[@buzzlightyear5253]

Memeulous is literally satan

[@elshanks1578]

*breaths in* *boi* 90 year old: holy shite where I must beat my meat

[@tikthot6999]

@@elshanks1578 dammmm that's tuff

[@FruityBonBon]

Her video is disrespectful to Freddy Krueger , how dare she act like that while wearing that costume.

[@thesquareeyeball8100]

And being a *kid*

[@EllinasUniverse]

Is nobody gonna talk about her hair looking greasy

[@karasu5557]

@@EllinasUniverse I mean- she deadass sprays O I L in her hair-

[@solincithe2nd504]

I have some time stamps (It's not ok for you to skip throu the video) - 0:00 complaining about YT - 0:09 ImAllexx - 0:53 reading the about section - 1:32 showing her videos - 1:34 telling the video name - 2:21 look at the dilikes - 2:34 complains about the ads - 3:10 the first costume - 3:11 the reatcrion to the first costume - 3:59 the second costume - 4:11 the joke of the week - 4:18 looking at the coments - 4:32 the third costume - 4:33 freddy krueger - 4:43 not kid friendly - 4:58 the fourth costume - 5:11 not kid friendly - 5:13 scream - 5:18 the fifth costume - 5:21 another joke - 5:29 the reality of life - 5:42 the (next) costume - 5:50 mugging the boyfriend (not realy) - 5:50 the fake version of the gang from the movie strangers - 6:17 the next video - 6:31 disclamer - 7:35 NO! -7:36 scream -7:38 realizing that that video has more dislikes - 7:42 george wanting to see the comments - 8:16 WHAT??!! - 8:33 the next video - 8:46 the joke of the month - 8:53 realizing this is the best joke - 10:48 the end of the video - 11:08 end screen

[@shadowgirlShadowgirl120]

THEREDBIRDCHANNEL #1 this comment needs more likes🤣✌🏼

[@SailDallasRacing]

THEREDBIRDCHANNEL #1 what

[@DaxMarko]

Upvoting this only because you wasted time on making this comment, you poor soul

[@solincithe2nd504]

Thank you for so many likes!

[@solincithe2nd504]

@@DaxMarko I think It took about an hour to make

[@martyngw]

Dani:who you gonna call Memeulous: the police