This AI Ranked EVERY Video Game

Coney checks out IGN's mathematically made tier list of the top 500 games and accidentally takes a trip down memory lane remembering the past classics he played as a child.
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[@Atomosphere]

In this video, Coney says he wants to be an "anime shark", whatever that means.

[@Lee-fw5bd]

gawr gura

[@wittywarbler1117]

blahaj

[@yummynubs3646]

@@wittywarbler1117 a blahaj vtuber would go crazy though

[@MelodyLumina]

@@yummynubs3646rin penrose

[@cd-ramos]

WHERE?

[@SonicTheCutehog]

This list feels like it was ordered purely by impact and not by how good each game is

[@Breeze926]

A lot of top lists are like that. I can't tell you how many top 10s I've watched where the first game is number 1 because "It is the one that started it all"

[@jingusflorpus4274]

This how I feel because there’s no way Sonic 1 is above Sonic 2 and 3 otherwise

[@Breeze926]

@@jingusflorpus4274 Sorry, it's the one that started it all.

[@DoctorEye7]

Case in point, Mario 64 at number 6

[@Waddle_dee_edits]

@@DoctorEye7 it started 3d mario games

[@Xanek]

Some of those rankings are a crime. Using maths or not, some of those lower ranked games should have been way higher.

[@tien315]

Some of them aren’t ranked because of names too, like the rematered ports of the Kingdom Hearts games having “Final Mix” in them then didn’t account for the list, which imo should’ve taken into account the reviews from those.

[@crescentjester]

I think DMC 1 and 3 should have been higher. They perfected hack and slash games. One is amazing, but DMC 3 is the perfect hack and slash game IMO.

[@tumultoustortellini]

mvc3 below streetfighter 4, arkham asylum being worse than fortnite, shenmue being on the list, dark souls 3 not breaking top 50. The ai making this list is tweaking.

[@schwany6703]

​@@tumultoustortelliniArkham asylum lower than fortnite is very valid

[@lylelylecrocodile2538]

I'm surprised Sonic 2 game gear was higher than Sonic 3

[@ThatRedHusky]

"Mathematically derived" meaning it skimmed a few boards and articles for the amount of times games are mentioned. That's it.

[@misirtere9836]

Wait, is *that* why Hades is so disproportionately high compared to any other (non-Minecraft) indie game? Because its title is just the name of an actual Greek god so it would get detected as a match even if people were talking about God of War or Kingdom Hearts or something?

[@sidmenon]

@@misirtere9836 its probably based on the scores given to each game and then listing it based on all the scores averaged or added together, Hades generally had insanely high reviews everywhere.

[@geremynunezortega7346]

It made me so sad to see Pokemon Sword Higher that Pokemon Black

[@jacobdumas7643]

It made me so sad to see Pokémon Sword on this list at all

[@vitorhenriquefarias8916]

@@jacobdumas7643 bruh

[@CarburetorThompson]

Pokémon bw & bw2 are arguably the best Pokémon games ever.

[@noah-ux2cz]

Coney still got the musty basement lighting.

[@matthiashopkins7502]

after calculating the results of every game ever given from the reviews the internet gave, this robot will soon have to face the ultimate foe the internet

[@randomcactus5678]

Coney unlocked some hidden memories when he saw mega bomberman

[@antorequiem1205]

Ok the fact that BOTW was N1 Just tells me that IGN probably fed the algorithhm it's own articles and stuff

[@arianswets8513]

Botw is objectively one of the best games of all tims tho

[@antorequiem1205]

@@arianswets8513 It Is don't get me wrong it's one of my favourites but I don't think it's Better than some other games on the list

[@arianswets8513]

@@antorequiem1205 like?

[@dopiercomic4106]

Botw was maybe a 7/10 for me so it being #1 is making me reconsider my opinion on the future of AI.

[@arianswets8513]

@@dopiercomic4106 are you on something m8?

[@_fudgepop01]

TO BE FAIR to Pokémon go- that game DID create world peace for approximately a week so Kudos to that

[@meleedrian]

Whenever Coney talks about his 10 years spent addicted to League of Legends I start getting war flashbacks to my 10 years spent addicted to Solo Q'ing DotA2

[@misterjersey5460]

Ten years in the joint

[@misterjersey5460]

Ten years in the joint

[@snazzymarz2926]

Your story about the guy at the party reminds me of a similar thing that happened on my 16th birthday party where i had hollow knight and one of the people i invited just started playing it and boasting about how good they were. When i told them to stop they actually threw a fit. Thats why i have never played hollow knight

[@StarkMaximum]

I don't know why but the way Coney says "oh SHIT a WIZARD and a SKE-LE-TON" at 2:14 has me howling

[@yummynubs3646]

As soon as I heard the words IGN I said "BOTW number 1, send it" and lo and behold

[@ShyloKei]

coney last vids so quiet i get jumpscared when it autoplay 😂😂

[@jeffreybrown8422]

I literally just played Mario RPG at 30 a couple months ago. I kept hearing Fight Against Monsters on Nairo's stream and had always meant to play it. I was blown away by it's surprising depth and great sense of humor. I fell in love with the game as an adult. I didn't even know a remake was a rumor. It felt like I was being watched to just finish a game a couple of weeks before the remake was announced, and the Truman show scarred my at 10 I didn't need that feeling back. Also Link to the Past is a top 10 of all timer, top 50 if you are being reasonable and objective.

[@jeffreybrown8422]

I should say though, at 4 mom brought Mario RPG home from the pawn shop and it was the first time I heard the word bootleg. She said the guy at the pawn shop called it the coolest Mario game. Walking diagonal felt like my controller was broken. The characters looked like the claymation Christmas shows. When I jumped on an enemy it opened a menu and I hated it. Mom didn't think it could be Mario as a fan of the first 3 games. She took it back and got Mario All-stars and that was so much better for me as a child platforming prodigy. But if I got it at 12 I would be overhyping Mario RPG to the moon like I do most Zelda games.

[@tinglyjungle]

Last of Us showing up or being mentioned at game awards / tier lists / the news / etc., is my personal annual Orangutang

[@honglulimbuscompany]

9:30 Kudos to the editor for putting Style Savvy/Style Boutique music

[@pyneaple541]

7:17 the moment Mario picross music came on I flipped out

[@MapleisCrack]

Coney kinda looking like a young Jay Leno

[@MOCHiVonKarma]

TWEWY being top 500 ILL TAKE IT WE WON

[@Sigismund697]

I would actually like to see an analysis between Mother 3 and Panzer Dragoon Saga

[@anacreon212]

some of those rankings are a crime some are actually based. when it got to the top 50 i was like hold on let it cook.

[@krio3060]

Holy shit towerfall in the 500

[@defianthound407]

2:41 Yaaay Fable. Now if only I could get a .hack reference in the video

[@KaioKenneth4]

Anyone who questions City being better than Asylum should really play that game again. It was the perfect sequel. Direct improvement on existing features and adding of new ones as well. Excellent story that relates directly to the consequences of your actions in the first game. Immersive open world that always has something to do about a cornucopia of fun side quests. And of course, featuring Kevin Conroy as Batman. Rest in peace, Dark Knight 🦇

[@tmanx7]

What song starts playing at 12:09 it’s killing me because I definitely know it from somewhere

[@lylelylecrocodile2538]

I love that Pac-Man and Ms Pac-Man are right next to each other

[@NunofYerbizness]

4:02 Not me, I was 9 days expected by then

[@Veecy]

I actually tried to do something like this a few months ago, it's interesting to see IGN's results

[@zeldrio6079]

Did you ever finish it? If so, what were the results?

[@Veecy]

@@zeldrio6079 I did not ever finish it, I could go back and look at what I had. As far as I can recall, Tetris was the frontrunner

[@channelknightfadran7901]

"My parents were competing, and I won" is the best take on divorce(?) I've ever heard

[@estebanacostaolivera3232]

I love seeing people get hit by a random nostalgia beam

[@MailmanSSB]

6:18 the most based thing Coney has ever said. Please play Immortality, it's the most underrated game of 2022 by far.

[@Matthew.Morcos]

Vintage coney hair is back, looks fire

[@zeroniTDX]

0:22 "im not doing all 500" 👀👀

[@aaromalvarez2372]

Coney doesnt talk shit about inmortality but he spoils the fucking ending of PREY

[@senpai2.054]

"replace League with mèth" -chat "its just not the same" -Coney

[@gamingbryan1]

I wasn't expecting to hear Sonic Runners music as the background of this vid 😢

[@EthanALS]

I saw every souls game but Elden right up there

[@TSANOOvlogs]

At #95 Grim Fandango 10/10 game, you should play this on stream. it's available on switch even, this is a CLASSIC It's funny, it's wacky, it's a story about skeletons what more could you want

[@Spectral69]

I miss his old setup it was so iconic

[@mikeychrisanthus9948]

What’s the song at 14:12

[@brandonbergren8864]

I need to see this whole list for myself

[@betterthanbrooklyn5806]

9:36 extremely

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Splatoon 1 over 2 and 3 is one hell of a statement, that game was a mess but go off lol

[@xkgaming1632]

i did not see a single kirby game and i’m sad

[@Terry_T_ODST]

16:13 vtuber Coney would go kinda wild, considering it would be a model with no weeb stuff 😂

[@Atomosphere]

Something basic like RTGame's model.

[@HamsterMaster8]

Sims is totally part of the "larger cultultural conversation". Just not in gaming spheres. Everyone in and around my age demographic (in their 20s) knows what the sims is, and many many many still play it and follow whats going on with it. Especially casual gamers.

[@brodyleffler1228]

Banjo kazooie under Pokémon sword is wild

[@tomyumwithnoodles469]

They did Sekiro dirty in this ranking.

[@esrohm6460]

and from this day the streamer know as coney vanished without a trace only leaving behind a mannequin arm but soon after a new streamer known as monkey appeared with his now iconic monkey avatar and people watching him say it is almost as if he was the reincarnation of coney

[@jahglypuff21]

smg1 over smg2 is so fucking based

[@IdkImNotCreative-mh4uo]

What happened to your stream from last night? You said bye KZbin and then the twitch stream ended :(

[@SpaceRider15]

GotG 2021 should have swept to top 5

[@jakethedragonymaster1235]

Happy that Mega Man 2 almost made it in the top 100. I was hoping Danganronpa would make it, not because I think its good but because it would be *so funny* to see it somehow top a classic game like Cuphead. Almost a political statement if the AI did that

[@luigiongaming3959]

Did coney move or did he just yet lights in his stream room I can't tell

[@TWO000]

He moved

[@luigiongaming3959]

@@TWO000 oh ok that makes sense. I was worried for a minute that him and his wife separated and he had to move.

[@zunarix8880]

is it me or was among us not on that list? it was the go-to game during quarantine

[@Cyrus74]

Yo @CONEY you should finish Punch-out!! Wii. Literally missing out on the best secret boss. Also bald bull calls you useless :)

[@princegoatcheese9379]

"If the game is addicting, does that mean it's good?" Slot machines at the casino are not valid video games, Coney.

[@nickfischer6871]

Mobile games too lol

[@c_splash]

was wondering why Coney looked different here and realized halfway through it's because he's not wearing a hat

[@DYLisDEAD]

bio shock infinite above rocket league is craaaazy

[@Jazardly]

oh this got turned into a video, oh no

[@alexharding2020]

It's wild that they ranked Pokemon X above both Diamond and Ruby

[@bobbycritz]

i tapped out at first glance, why is reach in the 400s

[@alexanderchoi8427]

Where’s DK bongo island???!!!!!

[@SnowyJop]

If I had to guess Red Dead 2 is lower than Red Dead 1 bc it’s newer, if the list is just compiling “best games” lists then it probably has a steep bias towards older games. Red Dead 2 isn’t going to show up on a list from 2017. I’m honestly surprised BotW took the top spot since I was noticing less and less newer games as the list progressed.

[@ODISeth]

Goose Game over Marvel 2 is correct

[@evilded2]

HADES top 25 when hollow knight is in the hundreds?

[@mrmcmuffin1379]

I love hades, but Hollow Knight is legit better.

[@dumbchild1514]

Shame he did t show the poll of which you should spend 10 years doing, league or hard drugs, in which hard drugs won with 90%

[@meth42]

gone home being on this list at all is a travesty, nearly breaking top 200 is a whole new crime

[@tumultoustortellini]

Shenmue being on the list but not anything from yakuza

[@hydro5168]

Burnout 3 may be his best take

[@jonathanhargraves2241]

As much as I love Sonic CD, there is no way that it beats Sonic 3, Sekiro, Smash 4 or 3D World

[@thechuckernaut8655]

They put sword over diamond?

[@-obamium5320]

How is Life is Strange on this list? That “game” was Telltale slop on par with Minecraft story mode

[@artemis-kinkyboikirby5539]

HOW IS XCOM UFO DEFENSE HIGHER THAN XCOM ENEMY UNKNOWN????????? thats crows feet deluxe

[@samnjamn121]

Three Houses in top 100 🤣

[@MrOofio64]

I wonder what batshit insane things the AI is gonna pull out i.e "BUBSY 3D IS THE NUMBER 3 BEST GAME IN THE WORLD."

[@MrOofio64]

AI is really funny in that retrospect. You can generate a maddening response on the same level as someone who has no braincells on twitter.

[@misterjersey5460]

He's lucky he had freaking Sega Channel.

[@microwavesounds488]

Metacritic tier list when

[@cbd075]

Halo CE at 32 is a crime

[@ToadPlayer64]

Wellllll done coney for defending DK64’s honour.

[@kirei5583]

No Dragon Quest

[@bananarama4925]

Ff7 being over ff9 is wild. So is botw being above ocarina of time

[@ellie8272]

What the hell was Hollow Knight doing so low?

[@thecomradewarda]

Yeah that was what I wandering .

[@Ace-py5nf]

Cave story is top 10

[@rockyino99]

why does coney look like the white guy from a 80s sitcom

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Oh yeah isaac should be top 200 at least

[@Slyith444]

Is that scott Summers bro looking movie ready

[@jayskydab4866]

this is just my opinion but I think super meat boy and cuphead should switch places

[@plabcentral630]

Bl2, the best looter shooter of all time being not top 100 is very sad.

[@plabcentral630]

Imma just start get mad. Mario galaxy at 78?

[@plabcentral630]

75?

[@plabcentral630]

Hades at 24 is a big win

[@S.O.SStudio]

And no Monster Hunter for top 200? Daaaang.

[@Stuarts_youtubepage]

F for DK64 😢

[@BigGGExtras]

I unironically think this might be as fair as we get regarding the top best games. Some people could say that a human could do better, but that person could be biased and may put games higher or lower based on personal preference, even if they claim to be neutral. I think an AI that legit just runs numbers and data is the most neutral and fair way we could get a top games list, though it would have to go through tons of optimization and tweaks and run more data and calculations.

[@RandomLetterQ]

Ok Tetris being in second place is ridiculous and all but why on earth is THE ORIGINAL ARCADE RELEASE OF PONG in the top 150? I know it might be because you can't really "hate" pong, leading to it having a higher score, but it still baffles me that this type of game tops over 350 other games. A game with no technical flaws should not top games with maybe 1 or 2 flaws that have much higher strengths in my opinion.

[@braylenswain4017]

No yo-kai watch love from this ai list 😔 They'd be better than pokemon if they weren't impossible to get a hold of

[@joshalbert5904]

why is Coney in a bomb shelter?

[@I_Exist323]

CONEY wanting to be a VTuber 💀

[@DecoyZ]

"you can't put drugs on a food tierlist" I present to you.. COFFEE AND CANDY Two literal drugs that are on liquid and food tierlists So yes You can

[@crooker23]

Is candy a drug? If you consider processed sugar a drug then every food is a drug

[@TheLOMTONG]

​@@crooker23 Yes sugar is a psychoactive drug, there are multiple studies showing that it's effect on brain chemistry is as or more significant than that of hard drugs such as cocaine. It's also considered to be one of the most addictive substances known to man.

[@tulipfera710]

The person actually said "Hard drugs" Soft drugs being weed, sleeping pills... Hard drugs being cocaine and meth which have a heavier impact on health

[@Touya82TT]

I'd be willing to make a Vtuber for coney. Coney, get at me. Let's talk.

[@illford6921]

Coney said an addictive game is good. Wait till he sees FIFA 23 💀

[@-obamium5320]

Wait until he plays mobile games