This Boat Ramp is Cursed ! Chit Show at Black Point Marina !

This lady almost got her leg crushed ! The boat ramp is wild ! My name is Alfred Montaner Host of the Chit Show in Miami.
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[@kurtwilson1578]

I’m always amazed at how many times people don’t use the current to their advantage and have a little patience!

[@saltyran]

Even the pelicans knew it was going to be a chit show! 😂

[@johngauntlett4915]

Alfred, I started watching this on my lunch break but I had to go back to work so I watched it when I got home. I was laughing my ass off at lunch and when I got home. Back in the seventies growing up at Central Florida I had no problem with the Bimini on our boat, it did not obstruct my vision unless I was looking at the sky.

[@petegalletta]

Since you weren't there to film and narrate, this is the perfect solution with you narrating from the studio. Love it!

[@davidhumphries9182]

love the office and that joker always looking at you its like being on fisherman Joe boat with his dog on board lol

[@mikeb8688]

Love that format Alfred good job 👍 ❤

[@The2012Anne]

We have gone to launch ramps for entertainment for decades! Thanks for documenting 'those boaters'! I learned many lessons the hard way & so thankful for no video & most times no witnesses. Captain for almost 3 decades but long past days of hanging from dock cleat by bathing suits while boat going in circles in reverse in middle of gas dock area! Luckily none of my friends in dock house saw it! Lady on jet ski was kind enough not to laugh too hard while taking me to jump on my boat! Fun times on the water (or hanging @ dock, literally)!

[@forrestshadow]

I feel you bro, Jack Nicholas' Joker would never become knocked up!

[@RKar2009]

''He had a good dismount..." "The pelicans are worried" and on it goes...followed by 'indecisive docking... too funny Alfred. Truly Epic. My God you just fixed a bad week!

[@randallcaldwell4611]

A comedy of errors!😂🇨🇦

[@dirkschmacke6839]

The smallest engine is to much,when the brain stays at home.

[@davidgibson5157]

What a knot head lol ..... 😂but the boat was a nice looking boat ☺️.bad captain

[@saltyran]

They ruined the poor Joker dammit!

[@TheDencowboy]

A simple $60 Dock Magnet is all he needs 🤣😂

[@clearwaterboating]

This video made my brain hurt!!! But no one can ever top the dock crusher!

[@teresacastro8899]

Hello from San Antonio, Tx.Mr.Alfred.QUE PASA!!🤣🤣WHAT A CHIT SHOW!!🤣🤣🤣

[@thedevilinthecircuit1414]

I was in San Antonio last week. Armadillo's Burgers, baby!

[@chadtheartist3424]

Wait for it!

[@zozohoney79]

LOL It's the bimini's fault !!! I love it!

[@filipebeat]

1:40 birds killin it haha tell em DAM!

[@GmanfromTexas]

ME TRAISIONASTE! If he would had just given up the current would have docked him. LOL

[@herberthill9425]

Whoa, a lot of wait for it moments. I wonder if the captain kept looking back at the motor because he couldn’t remember which way he was turning. The guys holding both ends of the tie line as they pulled the boat to the pier caused me to snort my drink out of my nose. Hilarious!!!

[@ranger2316]

OMG...that was painful! I've had my share of crossed-up landings, but that was award winning. Dude... just AIM for the dock and idle in. It was like there was some sort of force field repelling the boat!

[@juliusmiami76]

gotta admit the studio videos are getting better.

[@saltyran]

If it took me that long to get in I’d just run it up on the ramp and go home.

[@duane8357]

😆😆😆😆 your a trip my friend I love your videos like you SAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP 😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@travisryan8409]

I wish the chit show was at the ramp to film my screwups . They won't happen again but would love to be able to watch it

[@pauldavis1943]

Glad no one was around to see me learning many years ago

[@filipebeat]

u a real one, rare, but.. love u big one! keep it poppin! s2

[@filipebeat]

love u big one! u kill it, too much love, real! love

[@keithscudder7136]

Good Afternoon Sire ! Glad to see you back at your old stomping grounds, "Club Black Point" !

[@waynekohn2034]

I wanted to see the guy back his trailer in the retrieve his boat, I'm guessing that was a chit show too

[@robertkeene9662]

Dude I really love your videos I wish we had video cameras that were like this good 40 years ago I live up in central New Jersey Woodbridge area back in our high school days we used to go to Sewaren which is cost of Staten Island watch the submarine races oil tankers sit at the ramp with cardboard signs couple cases of Heineken couple cases of Budweiser couple cases of backs we wasn't supposed to drink back then we were high school dump but we would hold up signs for the best screw-ups I got to go look to the old photos or archives as they call it now send you a picture love you show brother keep it up

[@A.Matt7]

I remember the time we had the stick and gaff to dock. None of that needed now

[@deniseapple1946]

Goldilocks at the ramp, couldn’t make up his mind which ramp🤣

[@timmac4565]

Really like the videos from your studio they are entertaining and informative and funny please keep them coming and put them all in a playlist. Thank you

[@nodayatthebeach]

I do believe we have an early contestant for most inept Captain of the year.

[@BuckRecovery]

Super Captain Lance should have a shirt most famous towboat captain in the world .. 🌎. Saving lives daily

[@garywacaser6230]

Love these videos in the studio. Keep these coming. That caption was an idiot.

[@dabassmann]

Wow, just wow!

[@thedevilinthecircuit1414]

When you return to the marina with half a tank of fuel, and by the time it's on the trailer the needle's on E.

[@whynotdoitanyways5466]

It was the bimini top lol ❤

[@dianesaumure9729]

This was fun and funny

[@TheFoodBoat]

One can only hope they have the boat figured out by Memorial Weekend! Or perhaps they’ll fix the ramps before then to help these people out some

[@jackandjackied3992]

Are you outgrowing the "Boat Ramp" Alfred? No, um kidding. But it's nice when you can interact with the boaters. I know this time of year isn't great. But when the weather gets better, we would like more "LIVE" commentary then? By the way, my wife is the one asking.

[@poebemaryn]

I have seen many films in the meantime and I still love them but I do want to know one thing. Why do many captains not know which way to steer when the engine is in reverse? it seems that people think that the bow goes to the right when they steer right in reverse just like forward. am i wrong? Greetings from the netherlands

[@danner1620]

Hey Brother, is there a rule against using the current to your advantage? Seams like they could get to the left of the dock and let it blow you right. Why do they go for the left side when there are docks open?

[@cracker4706]

The girls on the bow probally have to pee, And there like, Jesus get me off this thing !!!

[@slange455]

Lol he’s looking back to see where motor is pointing easy to forget when boat is not moving very fast and your a newbie ….in a few trips he will be better than most cause at least he’s trying to dock the right way vs just running into the dock lol

[@953dave]

Definitely his first time

[@ronaldjoyce7374]

OMG!!! 😂

[@mc1847]

What makes that ramp so challenging.

[@pauldavis1943]

My wife watched an episode and then asked me to take her to the ramp last winter when no one was there so she could practice and not end up on the Puget Sound Chit Show 😁

[@edmundanderson657]

The ultimate ending to this would have been if he just beached it on the ramp and they all walked off and left it.

[@BuckRecovery]

Yo Alfred , I'm too excited, I'm going to Milwaukee boat expo tomorrow with my 2 daughters, , and going early early like you do . . . Over 300 boats there over 70 manufactures. And a water skiing squirrel. . ...... Too bad you might not be there . . Cause me and my daughters would love to meet you and 1 day we will... ... Chit show #1 baby. Been watching for years. . And I Will be wearing my Alfred Montanner, Chit Show hat ,. Hell yeah ,. Wish I had a chit show shirt.. , you should put black point marina on a shirt. With chit show on it .,,. No way I just seen you have shirts and sweaters just now . With black point wait for it , on it .. have to add that to my collection .... See you later Alfred , I have to order me a sweater/ shirts. Right Now. Update ,. Just ordered me a black, wait for it sweater and a black , black point marina shirt with Fred on it ,and yes I have to...... wait for it . But won't take long as I purchased the fastest shipping possible. .

[@tomkiefer2386]

Why don't folks use the tide/current to lay the boat on the dock?

[@tmomo7265]

What does the middle cleat and a blinker have in common?

[@eddunn8794]

As a captain it is your responsibility to be aware of your surroundings and crew onboard at all times! Your job is not only to navigate the boat but to ensure the safety of all onboard as well as off. Anyways new boat $120,000- captain experience -0-, Fenders out 0-1, Scratches in hull PRICELESS...

[@redbloodedamerican7130]

Alfred exactly how long did it take him?

[@davidjfigueroa]

This was another troll no way this was real 😂

[@waltertx.6020]

Hey Alfred 👍 been awhile

[@raymaulder7383]

all the gear and no idea!!!

[@davidschneider9237]

NO THROTTLE

[@donaldkarcheriii7249]

You know those channels that use the click bait titles '200 things you wouldn't believe unless it was caught on camera'....well, need I say more. He was having a medical condition called 'Cantparkyourboatitis' with a flare up of 'STFU ICANT HEARWHATMYENGINEISSAYING. You think this was bad, you should have seen him backing the trailer in. Whole nother video coming on just that, parts 1 and 2. There's 2 words everyone except him where heard muttering under thier breath, 'never again. Next time that guy needs to be duct taped to the bow seat cushions until the boats loaded on the trailer and headed down the road. Bit much?........maybe.

[@defresurrection]

What these people fail to understand is if you have ever laughed at a joke, then you are fair game. Look in the mirror.

[@kurtwilson1578]

Shut it off!

[@709badwolf]

👋🏼 🤣🤣🤣 👍

[@drumminsonlive9199]

Good urn…

[@Paulie55]

Wow. I could do better when I was 6 years old. Must have been his first day on the water. 😂. Why don’t these people get someone to take them out and teach them how to drive and dock. I don’t get it.

[@runeelli]

Even the fish at 4:05 . f... this i am out of here

[@1stBaseRunner]

I always loved your show, but being in the control room leaves something to be desired…. Maybe not the best look. All things aside, best of luck out there…

[@MikeyDee25]

Sorry Alfred but I laughed at El Capitan and NOT the situation. I guess you can chalk it up to machismo at the boat ramp!

[@rickweaver7997]

Too much boat, not enough smarts

[@bradleystevens2956]

no the people of that area are cursed with the general lack of knowledge of basic maritime skills, even on small vessells