Miami River Boat Ramp is Smoking ! (Chit Show)

Miami River boat ramp was a complete Chit Show on the Miami River. My name is Alfred Montaner host of the Chit Show.Today we see boats and tourist partying down the river.
The boat ramp on the River is not that frequented because we dont have much parking.Having that said we do have a Wellcraft that was a hilarious Chit Show!

[@tomlockwood6599]

Started the Chit Show with duck chit....my man!!

[@marklamons6977]

That 3 engine coming out across the river has one jacked up Starboard trim tab!

[@pedromercado2395]

Alfred congratulations for the tow boat video, for me the best,thanks to those people working there,those Captains are Wonderfull

[@EnabledShooter]

You know that you are in big trouble when the guy driving the boat jumps off. Ha ha. Great video.

[@damiancaballero6940]

Awesome video! Funny to run into you yesterday!!! The Chit Show has a following!

[@bigkings.8804]

From Seattle. Alfred Chit Show is #1. Great Video. Danger Zone Alfred. Theme song. Get off my Lawn and Wait for It. Thank you Alfred for your wonderful sense of originality. I like the eguaina and the big bird checking out your chit show. Barrel of laughs

[@ZeRowe]

Chit Show always makes me smile 😃 and lol 😆 … I’m addicted to chit show 🤔 do I have a problem? , I may need counseling 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@paulsautocm]

Tug boat action, TimBatSea. Thanks for sharing, glad you got the sunken boat up and going.

[@troystewart7730]

On the total OTHER side of the states (map you to 98663 I think we are as far apart on this continent. A NEW WORLD RECORD!!! We are 2 hrs from the pacific- and ports on the Washington and oregon sides of the mouth of the Columbia feeding the Pacific. So the deckhands always had a “tip your deckhand” sign as you entered YOU NEED A SIGN SAYING SAY HI TO THE CHIT SHOW- OR TWLL EVERYONE TO WATCH THE CHIT SHOW! Keep up the amazing job!!!!! Love it

[@gschnog]

Alfred making small talk while keeping that shot steady lol.

[@MarkasTZM]

River is way more chill than the beach pretty much any state or country.

[@FriedDronePilot]

Awesome video! I worked 20 years at Florida Detroit right across the river. I would love going out watching Miami PD pull stolen cars out of that ramp.

[@John-yt5zr]

Oh boy, the chick that opens the video, the one that says she doesn’t want to be on the chit show😍 that smile bro, she’s stunning!

[@rockyallison6809]

And possibly married to someone else.

[@John-yt5zr]

No ring on her finger. Play ball!

[@virginianorby644]

Thanks for the entertainment. 😂

[@markcrossno3007]

Man, the chit show is coming from you panicking. Nothing is going that bad and you make it sound like the end of the world.😂

[@darkprose]

Lots of boats and ships already have autopilots and some have assisted docking systems that cancel out any effects of tide, current and wind.

[@rustyh1686]

Alfred Don't put me on. ( Alfred put me on NOW ) Alfred please dont put me on. *hair flick* ( hows the light) Please dont put me on🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nolinovio6748]

Alfred: "...back to your regularly scheduled KABOOOM.." so funny!

[@Mike_44]

Nice quiet area to launch, but unfortunately a bad area to leave your car.. I work very close to there Alfred.. 6:03 RIB on the far end..

[@darrellbrown8547]

That will buff out. hahahahahahahahahaha

[@migueltrujillo5932]

The 5:01 looking like rappers tourists.

[@III-pk3xm]

Cooking steaks watching the Chit Show!!

[@lsnead72]

I like the rooster 🐓

[@kirankilgannon8987]

The owners must know people go there just for the show

[@bionicsasquatch]

"NO WAY JUMPING OFF THE DOCK AT BLACK POINT ARE YOU CRAZY THERE ARE CROC'S IN THE WATER BRU!" I have seen Fred

[@nodayatthebeach]

I think you've mined new gold at this place!

[@motogordo1903]

Whew! Blue bottoms was a smoke show

[@victorgonzalez8172]

My question Alfred i live in the keys. But how in the world these people own 100-150k boats and don't know how to drive them! Good Chit though!! Lmao

[@tylersterling9578]

The company’s that sell these high price boats should have a course on how to dock/tie your boat up properly and how to use all functions and accessories. Some of these people should never be driving them.

[@cydniedonat7635]

Drug money or pimping.

[@williampatterson3683]

Although not compulsory here in the UK a powerboat certificate of competency approved by the Royal Yachting Association costs as little as a couple of hundred bucks ( UK). It teaches practical skills as well as Rules of the Road . I mean, why wouldn't you? Should be compulsory though...

[@AliexFolgueira]

Literally th chit show lol

[@UrbanFisherman]

Fred looking for what 🤣😂🤣

[@seangreene64]

The blue boat just hauled out has the rap plates hanging broken away from the actuators.

[@jameschristian8117]

Yo Alfred bro ,you went from rated P.G to XXX ,hahahaha all in one show bro ,hey be careful your Father's Day gifts don't go in the trash hahahaha.. great job bro keep it up..👍👍

[@robertstumbaugh3637]

Another fine video. Too bad we didn't get to see any tugs The wellcraft man what was up with that too much current perhaps? Nice job Alfred

[@kenhorne5650]

Like watching the beautiful boats. Don't see them in California.

[@ScarabChris]

LOL....all the true boaters noticed the busted trim tab on the Intrepid right away. This part of the river is where the criminal element of the Miami boating scene hangs. I had my brand new triple axle trailer stolen from a storage yard in Dania Beach back in 2014 and I have zero doubt it is being used somewhere on the Miami River or has been shipped out of the country under someone's stolen 35-38' boat.

[@nathanhammer1520]

I live in Ohio in a small town and Miami river runs right through my town

[@jassemtube]

beautiful place

[@723apache]

What brand camara do you use? So crisp and clear.

[@snoopstp4189]

Shiny new 23 foot Sea Ray 85,000 USD,, 2 bottle bumpers that would have saved a huge mar in the finish, 120 bux.

[@Midwesternhighlights]

5;55 he broke off his trim tab. lmfao

[@martysims5009]

there is no were to hide from alfred.

[@ynech]

Nice video.

[@troystewart7730]

I can only relate to 3 crackhead hits- 4 that’s legend level

[@gregorymceaddy8884]

You want to cleat the bow and stern first ...ensure fenders...is this a test, or am I high ?

[@jayunderwood3215]

Alfred, she looks like she knows her chit!

[@jacksonhardy8432]

Do any of these boaters take the Florida Powerboat course to become certified?

[@jesserevilla992]

As always appreciate your Chit Show lol Hopefully if they move here they don't Vote for the same leaders that killed many States & cities and i'll leave it there lol

[@mgeiger72]

Someone needs to put the guy driving the blue well raft in a dinghy for about a week so he can figure out how to drive.

[@landonrstevens]

Nice change up

[@osbelreyes5252]

Dale PA tra lol

[@gregorymceaddy8884]

I'm sure the residents are pleased..public info..the Constitution...

[@jacksonhardy8432]

Lol, Welcome to the Chit Show!

[@arnoldkellner2173]

Does the Wellcraft have port and starboard thrusters that he is playing with ?

[@thelifeoffastony1157]

At 5:56 looks like the triple engine boat getting pulled out has ripped his right side trim tab...

[@71makocc]

Alfred bro the next time you see a good bikini...just say "LIKE A BOSCH" LOL

[@mechanictaft4848]

I'm sorry that was scary on front of the boat whoa

[@AlexGarcia-ew2fv]

Mucho Ojo..that Hood is Calentico with Street Crime n Dope...

[@walkingman9171]

Hmmmm So what is the percentage of boaters in Miami that have more money than brains? Seems pretty high. LOL

[@tonyray1185]

5:15 mark may be your first real celebrity Cedric the entertainer if it's not then it's his twin

[@rea8755]

For the love of your Back people; put line on cleat, then pull! ?Como se dice? Leverage?

[@johnny1957able]

Great job love it. How can I get in contact with you about for a supplier for pvc fabric. I need to redo the tube

[@dougbrown8601]

At 11 minutes you ain't seen nothing yet for the river!

[@KennethLondon-ft9gw]

That trip Merc boat had a floppy trim tap

[@quattro4468]

Boat seats smell like fish.

[@tracybeeman9345]

What are the platforms or racks over the motors for on some boats?

[@zia9772]

Poling and flats fishing

[@1190albert]

A que hora abre esa rampa ??

[@AliexFolgueira]

The caca show follows us lol

[@Dragnet2]

Papo i know that rampa well……it’s in Allapattah …….behind the park………never film there without someone looking out…….they’ll run up you n rob you for the camera……quick

[@chazman4461]

The girl in the into is a cutie!!! She is awesome.

[@reyj399]

Home town esta serca de la 20 st nw

[@jamescollins822]

The other day while watching one of your videos I saw someone come up to you and check your papers. I have heard at Haulover Inlet they make you purchase a $300.00 per day permit to film the boat entering and leaving the inlet. Were they checking to see if you had a permit to film the boat ramps. What was the permit for as it didn't look like at the time you were fishing or docking a boat.

[@TheHopetown]

I have some oceanfront property in Arizona for sale, give me a call.

[@zia9772]

Hahaha

[@seymourrackoff]

Looks like a great ramp for a chit show. Do you have to pay to launch your boat there too?

[@TheGeorgiaRover]

Hey Alfred...what are you shooting with?

[@hankharris4518]

Is this an area people get mugged?

[@mikew2062]

Alfred this place was better than Black Point, even better when the guy gives you the side eye when you are filming his girls

[@jasoncox7874]

What are the giant mats rolled up that everyone's carrying?

[@cogman62]

Floating swim mats. Unroll, toss in the water, and climb aboard.

[@donavonrobbins1908]

No time to talk to Alfred while on his phone tweeting that's he's gonna be in the chit show.

[@justinbdp5514]

Shit the trim tab on the starboard side of the boat with the trips looks like it is snapped off

[@drizzlebeats]

More diverse crowd

[@matthewp58]

Shouldn't that be a no wake zone, with marinas being around there.

[@doug6191]

11:32 - My goodness. Goals.

[@rosstrue1]

Lol. I guess I’m Cuban too

[@joeypinter9011]

hey, how much does an apartment cost there?

[@tonyduncan4006]

4 GIRLS WITH CATTERPILLARS ON THEYRE EYE LIDS TAKING SELFIES. THE VANITY SMH

[@DepressedGiantsFan]

ALFRED DO YOU THINK PARKING YOUR TRUCK AND TRAILER THERE WOULD BE SAFE WHILE YOUR CRUISING THE MIAMI RIVER? AREA LOOKS SUS

[@AlfredMontaner]

Kinda sketchy

[@DepressedGiantsFan]

@@AlfredMontaner i figured, thanks dude

[@zk9058]

Is that a busted trim tab @6.00?

[@russmontgomery5211]

Dude, you need good clown music? Search the theme music to the Benny Hill show, It's from the 70's so there should be no copy right and it will fit the chit show perfectly.

[@Vikingsmoke]

Where's the Bass at?? Cross over and throw a line in bro..

[@befmx31]

Nice job on the small talk in order to stay filming the babes.

[@AlfredMontaner]

Practice makes perfect

[@35DONZI]

That shit was closed for years it's back that was my spot

[@baaa4698]

@1:50…colored gel coat and no fenders never ends well

[@kenprevatt1267]

I vote she is in every single video you do just saying.

[@tjd-640]

👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

[@HalfCutGarage]

not your best my man but still got ya a thumbs up!!!

[@chrisschultz143]

👍

[@gabrielcuervo3348]

Only in the 3 0 5 bro

[@brandy5217]

Hey Alfred I need some pad express. Where can I get it???

[@AlfredMontaner]

Leon cleaning supply in Miami

[@brandy5217]

@@AlfredMontaner thanks does he ship to central Florida??

[@bamariverrat4095]

The first dude needs to learn what reverse is used for.

[@craignelson6560]

Started a little slow because you can see more fools who don't know how to dock a boat at Black point Marina. But At 10:40 business definitely picked up.

[@fredbrillo1849]

BLACK Point or Haulover boat ramp. They're total circus