This Cat Will Eat You!

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[@randomappalachian4635]

Man, those hamburger-helper induced nightmares are getting out of hand.

[@LighthouseHorror]

they really are

[@Swagy12360]

D- kill it

[@ramonamong8156]

@@Swagy12360 I agree

[@user-ru5zp6sb3l]

lol@@Swagy12360

[@user-gr8fb3qy1i]

​@@Swagy12360hmm

[@WtfYouMeanDude]

- come on raffy, i already fed ya and im sleepin, go eat the neighbor or somethin

[@That_mewingrussian]

Raffy:what about him *raffy would point at the among us crewmate*

[@Gacha_with_sarah]

Raffy: how about your dog :)

[@OFFICIAL_Meme_Guy]

​​@@Gacha_with_sarahthen say bye to your *cat bed*

[@larapascual9381]

@@That_mewingrussian thats what im gonna say

[@iamafairy_yaya]

raffy: no the neighbor’s daughter tastes better

[@Upgraded_Titan_Cameraman881]

DOG OWNERS: 👇

[@Bassboy2014]

Me

[@waffles0602]

Me

[@triplecstudios156]

Yup

[@Sans_fanohyeah]

...

[@vicciamante6330]

D don't own a cat

[@ZyterTheYT]

The cat: I'M HERE TO EAT YOU! Someone: Double it and give it to the next person.

[@Cheetos4538]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@muhammercapkin4564]

Me: bro you are just a cat and your owner is talkink

[@abibanales7159]

Can you please 😢 I’m begging

[@Luvymag]

Cat: wait you can’t do that

[@ZyterTheYT]

@@Luvymag someone: actually take this *cat friend* and eat it ok?

[@maxthex1717]

"Not if I eat you first!"

[@b0redcotton]

YOU DID NOT JUST...

[@DuduandDodo]

​@@b0redcottonif we're chinese we eat him alive

[@Keiraiscrazy]

@@b0redcotton HE AISAN

[@ZombieSazza]

“I literally clean your litter tray, nobody else does that, go eat someone else and we can talk in the morning”

[@laughableInflection]

Fr damn ungrateful

[@makaimallett5817]

Na fr tho

[@milkyxcaty]

"I'm your owner I'm eatlesss"

[@Meshaalishappy213]

“Man it 3 in the morning go eat the stray cat in the alley way”

[@mbsyggd]

Correct answer: build a cult around him as a divine being.

[@Michellee970]

😂 You're awesome

[@deanmorgan1821]

Hail to the Fuzz!

[@Grunt_HECU_Half_Life]

Nah the correct answer is jumping out of you're window

[@TonyTony-fr2ro]

The real correct answer:make a really nice sand which using him I bet that demon flesh will be tasty

[@christinapennaman3565]

*gets cross* I renounce the sin of all previous owners, renters, guests, and even the builder. Any curses or evil agreements ever made in or over this home I now declare broken, null, and void in the name and authority of Jesus. In the name of Jesus, I also command every foul and unclean spirit to be bound now and to leave my home!

[@kimicappiello5480]

Oh, definitely have him eat someone else. Cat food is getting really expensive, and I don't particularly fancy most people I have met. Win-win, I think.

[@leroy.jackson.4804]

Sell him to a Korean restaurant which is where he'll be on menu to be someone's else's dinner.

[@joshjackman326]

😂 OH GOD NO BRO!

[@antizoo82]

​@@joshjackman326oh yes! 🎉

[@DuduandDodo]

​@@joshjackman326he be dinner as Chinese

[@jessiepagaduan6187]

Bro can fly now he had superpower💀

[@annegrey6447]

B) Become better friends. If I kick him out he’ll be back & I’ll definitely die. If I sacrifice someone it will never end & I’ll be giving him human sacrifices until I get arrested or he kills me anyway.

[@jfrazz9729]

Sound logic. Don’t want to set a precedent for unwanted behavior!

[@Xtronz_hi]

nah if I see my cat floating I’m throwing myself out the window lmao😂 Edit: most likes I have ever gotten wow

[@occupyislam1657]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joshjackman326]

Yep

[@Christianoroadto1k]

Nah I kick him outta da window

[@Xtronz_hi]

@@Christianoroadto1k ok we will see let me make it happen

[@destinychicola2719]

LMFAO 😂😂😂

[@user-cz9qq8re4s]

Bro that first thing of the cat flying I’d probably pass out from how beautiful he is

[@sincerely.reagan]

me casually sleeping: 💤 🛌 *my cat floating above my bed* “i’m going to eat you 😊” me awake: 😮😳🤨 c-can you eat someone else? please. gn”

[@direreaven]

I will literally feed him other people. Why? It's my duty as a cat owner to feed the cat.

[@imgoingtostealyourtoes]

C or B

[@911emergo]

B

[@TankMaster64]

Give him some leftovers

[@pilkdog1]

D. "imma kick yo ahh out of life if you do"

[@candydaisydunlopa9403]

I chose B because sometimes optimism wins

[@TheStuart-of-Cosby]

( D ) I'm sorry Ralphie but you know I sleep with a Pistol in real close proximity. lol 😆

[@Junksaint]

Next time he won't warn you though, element of surprise

[@occupyislam1657]

Americans are so lucky

[@Michellee970]

🤣🤣🤣

[@kileylohman1017]

I would sacrifice my life for anyone so he could eat me to save other people

[@EliteMonkey369]

Option 1 I’ve always wanted to drop kick a cat😂

[@carrieoostra7830]

D. Eat him to teach him a lesson 💀🤚

[@occupyislam1657]

😄😄😄😄

[@cobrakai7161]

No id kill him

[@Wombat_663]

Same

[@amandadavidson8370]

Never let them know ur next move. All of the above 💀

[@LoneWolf-K9]

I’m a dog person….. I don’t want to get a cat anymore mom!😂

[@amymason1]

I'd be like no one will give up more than half the bed for you nor will they fuss you as much as I do. So shh and go sleep. Please

[@glitterqtpie8767]

I'd choose b. I wouldn't want to make him sad or kill someone else ❤

[@Th3_g4ch4_w1ngs]

Nah man I’m leaving the cat there he can pay da bills

[@Pomni-clown235]

Ok kids we're having cat for breakfast

[@Jaren_A_Montero212]

chads who think it's fake 👇

[@911emergo]

Its not fake

[@sandalazar3921]

Team fake 👇

[@sandalazar3921]

Is fake

[@Lord_beerus_sama]

Final plan: free kick💀

[@Time-to-explore-with-Aly.]

I love the floating cat part i think it’s flying 😂👍🏼

[@Taco_does_gacha]

Me: go away and I will say go eat some one else instead The cat: I have no words 😂

[@PuppyPawsOn]

D: oh who is a good boy who is my little demon boy😂 The cat:😶👹👹👹👹

[@IEatTires]

“I am going to eat you” “Alrighty then. Lets go get the tuna cans”

[@ProGamerRem]

B) best way to defeat your enemy, make them your Friend

[@Yourself_VR]

Bro if he started floating like that i would crack up

[@xanderboovlogsandlogman16209]

"ask him if he could eat someone else" like me💀💀

[@jessiepagaduan6187]

Bro had superpower💀

[@The_Lost_Player_Of_BMG2017]

Me:why not ask someone else, u couldn't even beat me in arm wrestling

[@Lotus_therian]

A) he can come back if you will just kick it outside. So, i will chose D)sleep with only one eye closed

[@ruvonnehills2304]

I need a midnight snack anyway. So, I'm having Kung Poa Kitty.

[@justforjesus8692]

No.D -or else you will eat him.😂

[@nadirerexhepi5391]

“BILLY,GO GET MY SHOTGUN”

[@forest_catz]

“ man raffy , i already fed you a whole city. You want even more? You greedy goofball “

[@Tiffanyeditz]

Lemme tell you the real ones A) Cook him for dinner B) send him to cat cafe C) have a staring competition D) Dont call him raffy😊

[@Yallsellic71]

Option E send him to a adoption center

[@Ih4t3this]

I rather let it eat me, because all of those options are worser than my life like bruh wat? 💀

[@Dadog-ci7bl]

Bro he’s gonna eat my toes if imma keep him

[@amongusgang1253]

D: knock out my sleep paralysis

[@user-cf8qm9br1f]

The cat I'm here to eat you. Me, I'm here too fight you

[@Tigery_louie]

If you have a cat that wants to eat you OUT THE WINDOOOOOOOOOOOOW

[@glitcher_]

people who don’t get eaten 300 seats left

[@renatamazoji1709]

-if you have no owner you have no food

[@ChopdBanana]

Or D: say “ok but don’t make a mess”

[@Theroadies-bh5em]

Bro, I’m calling an exorcist

[@occupyislam1657]

Knowing myself I'd just grab him, squeeze him, pull his ears back and give him lots of kisses.

[@joshjackman326]

Rest In Peace

[@occupyislam1657]

@@joshjackman326 😄😄

[@Bogargalves]

me: sees that he’s talking me *snaps it’s neck*

[@random_memer962]

Me: Mr fluffy go eat Riggy the runky or someone else that's not me, is like 3:00 AM

[@fraencessca]

Me:if i die it will never happen again Cat:*eats me* Me:yay

[@bumbershout]

I'm telling him, to go back to bed and, shut up.

[@KataborananaEmpire69]

i would say "Your kids are crying, give them milk."

[@user-wo7pn2vo3p]

Pov people that normally have cats as a delicacy - you know what I'm hungry 😃🪚

[@imppaxd2790]

I have a large armory in my basement so he straight up aint gonna have a good time

[@working-protein]

Bro really said double it and give it to the next person ✨

[@Ohio_mans]

My glock 17: nice cat

[@thetrollfaceguy_3]

oh hell naw man im callin animal control or 911

[@Fansoffnaf]

Keep Him in the house and say if you eat me no more treats

[@-pumkinn-]

I tell him " go eat the child that cries on the plain, or I'll rename you π"

[@BeaudaGOAT]

Bro this is why my cat lives outside

[@chaoreblando4286]

The cat:im here to eat you😈 Me:im sleeping eat someone else

[@-_EclipseBatDragon_-]

I would accept my fate and that’s C!

[@yeshiphurpa8432]

Man C is the best way 😂😂😂

[@Cashandnicofan123]

I would say " ok boujyyy slayy we love a feisty cat" is there something wrong with me😂😂

[@aliceheatherlogan]

Say "well this is the thanks I get for all the treats I give you"

[@braydoncain5930]

Me with a M4A1 sitting right next to me

[@Bobbys-gaming_channel.2012]

D. Have a cuppa Tea and talk about taxes

[@carrie6009]

I would ask him if he could eat someone else

[@llamaabby06]

cat:👿👿 me:gives wet food cat:yummy I will eat someone else

[@craftedelel6640]

“Raffy what did I tell you about eating me go eat the people next door instead!”

[@Lily_the_hogwarts_fan]

“Wrong person I don’t have a cat?!” Cat: “oh my bad bye 😅”

[@mattiaswetterholm2595]

Cat can’t talk if cat said that I will feed him burger,pizza,pancakes,tomato and strawberries

[@Tx_Cancri]

D. Tell the cat that you have an antimatter rpg

[@garykeating2261]

"Go eat the neighbours or smth im sleepin', if ya eat me whos gonna feed you if you kill me. Hurry up now go eat them not me, GOODNIGHT"

[@Steezuschrist932]

Damn these acid trips are getting crazy

[@Mr.DuckInTheNineties]

Alternate choice: WAKE UP WAKE UP NOW

[@Hecados]

E. Fill the room with lavender and used socks, he's suffering with me.

[@andrijagelic4738]

That skinwalker dressed up as a cat trying not to be noticed. Me: bro i already know you aint my cat. Skinwalker:damn. Me: Now COMR CATCH THESE HANDS BEATCH

[@SkeletonsRoasters]

D-Become immortal only to the evil cat

[@P-nk-m-na]

i'd let him. man's just hungry

[@Death3duelsW-Adams]

Well, the cats hungry I’ll just tell him to eat someone else😂

[@qiwentham7724]

“Come on- “WE talked about this if your hungry just tell me” “Don’t eat me”😒

[@mager6374]

pov Chinese ppl be like"Nah man im gonna eat u"

[@sharongordon8896]

The cat: I am here eat you

[@KetchupTheGoober]

I'd chose my own option, wake up from my dream and pet him because its clearly either a hallucination or a dream because i know it's not logically possible for a cat to eat a human who is still living and capable of fighting back

[@Yallsellic71]

option D: give expensive, extremely high-quality Wagyu to Raffy

[@MrMonkeGT233]

My cat: “I’m here to eat you :3” Me: go eat someone else I’m sleeping… if you don’t your not living here and I’m kicking you out of the house and never letting you have your treats. My cat: 👁👄👁

[@user-oy4lq2zc5e]

I would just give him food and just stay up all night😢😢