This Cooking Simulator Makes You Kill Your Customers

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[@oliveelric7480]

Kevin: "No ones gonna make a movie out of this." Sweeny Todd: "..."

[@still_your_zelda]

that's where my mind went too lol

[@lycorisgaming5422]

No one's going to make a long running Broadway musical that will be adapted for film out of this. Sweeney todd: "..."

[@discouragedspirit1290]

........Who?

[@gaslightqueen1994]

@@discouragedspirit1290 That’s the name of the movie the game probably took inspiration from, with Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp

[@eternalflame9482]

@@discouragedspirit1290 There was an musical called Sweeney Todd the Demon Barber of Fleet Street that basically has a barber in early century England who kills people and then sends the bodies to a baker who turns their dead bodies into meat pies. It got an movie adaptation made out of it with stars Johnny Depp as Sweeney Todd.

[@brucesimmons5517]

"It's never late to be a cannibal" Truly inspirational.

[@DignityDC]

Yes

[@pedrostormrage]

10:50 "This game has really Sweeney Todd vibes, but there is one thing missing. Unless..." That's it, this is the quintessential Call Me Kevin video: it has killing, cooking **and** singing 🔪 🥧 ‍🎤

[@snowiePL]

And Johnny Depp :)

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"That's not me eating, that'd be rude" Kevin aproves of murder and robbery but eating mid cutscene is where he draws the line, the lad has priorities

[@TheAnnaisHere]

Manners cost nothing after all

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

@@TheAnnaisHere indeed they don't

[@VampiricFox37]

As someone who can't stand the sound of eating, I'd much rather the murder and robbery. 😂

[@DignityDC]

Yeah that’s why I’m going

[@inventsable]

@@VampiricFox37 I'm normally against murder but any one who eats into a microphone's just asking for it if we're being honest

[@diggoryjaydark97]

This is how you play cooking games normally Kevin.

[@DignityDC]

Yeah

[@padawanty1042]

Yeah this is just a normal game for kevin

[@dantheman259]

This is how you run a restaurant

[@aaronwhitesell1767]

Kevin doesn't know the meaning of normal, because Kevin is abnormal

[@eric5722]

it's still good protein, num num num.

[@cheeseisherelive753]

Kevin saying “I didn’t know you knew that” through gritted teeth was SO FUNNY 😂

[@linked9257]

As an Australian, I can confirm burnt sausage is a delicacy here and an important part of our culture Kevin is so smart to know the culture of his cul-community memebers! (For real though, I loved the unexpected bunnings reference)

[@blackdog9071]

Yeah the bunnings theme really threw me! Love it!

[@katrina8441]

Everyone knows our special recipe now! 😱 I feel the need to listen to the full Bunnings theme. 😂

[@n.s.pranavbalaji905]

he is a military genius after all

[@antonizajkowski9698]

What is bunnings?

[@blackdog9071]

@@antonizajkowski9698 Bunnings is a popular (and largest) hardware store in Australia, everyone loves them and they often have a Sausage sizzle to raise money for various charities :)

[@confusionandcreation6036]

Jack saying "more like Bore Ragnarok am I right" and Kevin responding through gritted teeth will always be my favourite thing ever

[@TheBlackSkimmer]

Do you happen to have a link to that video. I don't remember watching that.

[@confusionandcreation6036]

@@TheBlackSkimmer kzbin.info/www/bejne/sGq4h6t6ndNpd6s at 57:53, friend!

[@sandronecromancer]

@@TheBlackSkimmer so there are two of us

[@Ducreuxs]

@@TheBlackSkimmer it's one of the Raft streams with the lads

[@reneepeppers9648]

timestamp within this video, if anyone's looking for it: 10:01

[@Tyler-ip7mj]

"This cooking simulator makes you kill your customers" oh so like every other cooking sim Kevin's played

[@brucesimmons5517]

Well yeah, but this is the only one where you also COOK the customers!

[@bidoof367]

man you guys quote stuff a lot

[@chrisakaschulbus4903]

@@bidoof367 "man you guys quote stuff a lot"

[@MattHew-rq8zw]

Pretty much, aye.

[@DignityDC]

Ur kidding me lol

[@justsomeguywithhitlermoust56]

Full version of "you are done for" plz.♥️♥️

[@bri5033]

7:21 As an Australian, I can confirm that we all love our sausages burnt to a crisp. That's why we make such a big deal about bunnings snags- if you're lucky enough to not be picked for a meat sacrifice while waiting in line, you'll be rewarded with an extra-burnt meat cylinder. Sometimes shoveling the disintegrated sausage ash into your mouth gets tedious, but it's always worth it in the end.

[@thatoneguywhoknittedthejim2912]

I love that the culture of our great nation can be summarised with ACDC, Bunnings, Crocodile Dundee, VB, vegemite, kangaroos, all of the animals wanting you dead and most of them being able to do it before you can dial 000, being upside down and being not real.

[@channelname1019]

@@thatoneguywhoknittedthejim2912 "Australia" and "culture" in the same sentence has me cackling.

[@bri5033]

@@channelname1019 Where are you from then🤨

[@channelname1019]

@@bri5033 Kaurna

[@ae_no-exorcist1704]

The way kevin constantly keeps my adhd brain engaged with twisted comments and random goals, AND THE MUSIC. Truly my fav youtuber

[@plsbepatientihaveadhd]

YESSSS ABSOLUTELY HE IS LIKE A CHILLER VERSION OF FAKE GAMER GIRL

[@salo6724]

Sweeney Todd seems so perfect for Kevin Also, you should totally sing "My friends" since you greet us as your friends and that's what Sweeney sings to his blades...

[@kaiisstupid4573]

I was wondering if anyone would say that

[@BennyLlama39]

Ah, hell... you beat me to it. 🙂

[@rafaelatavares4827]

PLEASE

[@Haliceph]

Oh that's brilliant

[@catarinaasilvacs]

OMG, YES! PLEASE!

[@drawingdragon]

Kevin desperately saving his money for the sole purpose of customizing his character to look like a skellingbone is literally me playing any game with customization options. "I could get so much useful stuff for fifty, but NO. *SKELETON MAN.* "

[@flameepidemic4839]

Same 😂

[@jprofio]

Funny story about that "there's something stuck up in the chimney" song: I used to work a night shift from midnight to 8 am in a store where no one came in after about 2, and the radio was only allowed to play specific Sirius stations. At Christmas time it switched from the usual station to a holiday mix one, and during one of my shifts at about 3 am, when no one had been in for at least an hour, that song started playing. I'd never heard it before, and there was no other sound in the store. I haven't heard it on any radio since and none of my coworkers had heard it. I was incredibly freaked out.

[@mastermarkus5307]

It's a pretty terrifying song in the first place and I'm kind of surprised that it would be on any radio station considering that it's about Santa being stuck in and decomposing inside a chimney.

[@PopeSixtusV]

"No one's gonna make a movie out of this" Kevin...Kevin, they *already* made a movie out of this. And a stage musical. It won 8 Tony Awards.

[@lemolea9571]

That's the joke

[@coffeekat5066]

I love seeing people so desperate to look smart that they don't even realise they missed it by a mile lmao.

[@kimiko11150616]

The murder rendition of "You’re Welcome" was great. I love the connection you made between Sweeney Todd and musical. Thank you such a grand video.

[@NoudlePipW]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pYDPdZitpaiZkLM Four chord song haha. He does it well! Lovely voice on him

[@flameepidemic4839]

Saaaame i want a full version 😂 its better than the original

[@can0cringe]

@@flameepidemic4839 want? nah bro we NEED that full cover

[@Jademoon25]

It was fucking epic- I tried to click the like button twice.

[@shawn.spencer]

But Sweeney Todd already is a musical so the connection was already there

[@vindionu6287]

The ending song made me realize that I'd gladly listen to an entire album made by Kevin

[@draco5991rep]

I try to remember the song this melody is from, you know which one it is?

[@olablc531]

@@draco5991rep vaiana/moana song "you're welcome". you're welcome;)

[@Kochie11]

I absolutely love your musical moments. You’re so skilled

[@CallMeKevin]

Thank you so much, that's very kind of you!

[@PandaMonium84871314]

3:43 gave me a huge laugh I sorely needed, thank you Kevin!!

[@simplysnazzy7445]

“I wasn’t making pie, I was making die.” Truly a line from grandma’s infamous recipe book. It’s the secret ingredient 🤫

[@dhearyzikrimuhammad_0366]

Well not really, the secret ingredient is crime

[@olablc531]

a bit like the Ukrainian grandmas at the moment :)

[@Voidi-Void]

@@olablc531 not funny dude.

[@brucesimmons5517]

This is actually the perfect game for Kevin.

[@ww6372]

I was about to play this in the background while I played games, heard the intro and was like "wait, no I love this game. This deserves full attention" lol

[@alioc3298]

I’m honestly just amazed that Kevin knows about Bunnings sausage sizzles

[@humlegard-gaming]

I love when Kevin plays weird games, mixes well with his chaotic personality!

[@DignityDC]

Yea

[@JMcAfreak]

Ah, finally a cooking simulator INTENDED to do what Kevin does with every other cooking simulator.

[@TheHallow31]

I think I speak for the entire cul- ... er... "community" when I say that we definitely need more of Kevin playing this game. This was an absolute joy to watch!

[@sumduud295]

"he's pissed of but still buying caught in a wind of pie" pretty much sums up my life so far 10/10 relatable would be pissed of again

[@surfeit5910]

"Nobody's going to make a movie out of this..." said Kevin, 15 years after somebody made a movie out of the 200 year old story.

[@pedrovallefin8406]

But its really the same story? Why would they change his profesion from barber to something completely diferent like tailor if they wanted to adapt Sweeney Todd? Feels like they wanted to used the basic premise but none of the drama that comes with it, and they change the profesion for something more convenient for the gameplay. That is to say, Kevin assumed theyre completely diferent stories. Hence why he actually references Sweeney Todd later in the video.

[@rafaelalodio5116]

What is t movie name?

[@Alyakismydutchname]

@@rafaelalodio5116 "Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street" (it's starring Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham-Carter). It's a musical play as well, so there are several versions available, but the movie is the most well-known version for a lot of people.

[@surfeit5910]

@@rafaelalodio5116 Either the Broadway musical, the video of that musical from the 90's, or the 2000's movie starring Johnny Depp. The story of businessman, butchering people for pie shop, has been told several times since the short story was printed in the 19th century!

[@username2323]

@@pedrovallefin8406 Probably because of copyright purposes from those who created the musical or movie

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

Im suprised with how nice this game looks and its pretty well executed too, thats kinda rare for such a specific concept. Would be a fun coop game as well possibly

[@pedrovallefin8406]

You think? Seems like the multitasking is what keeps it fun. If there were one person for every activicty, i feel like it would get repetitive eventually.

[@Starrymite]

@@pedrovallefin8406 maybe like overcooked - not sure how that would work but

[@userAsiral]

@@pedrovallefin8406 Yeah maybe if u had to switch places randomly would be fun

[@txiczmbie1077]

no nono mo no no no, ur simply uncultured and not a musical fan nor a j depp fan

[@gundar-x1p]

@@Starrymite the new overcooked update was wild. you can sacrifice your customers and eveything!

[@liamwallace2007]

As an Australian I can confirm we eat burnt sausage. I was on the floor with the Bunnings Warehouse bit cause it was so unexpected

[@matthodgson6585]

Me, an Australian, getting excited seeing a Bunnings snags joke

[@connorstiles1001]

Okay am I the only one who wants Kevin to start a channel where he just sings the songs he comes up with? Cause that You're Welcome parody was hilarious

[@alexandrawarren3896]

Honestly a perfect game for Kevin. Murder, cannibalism, selling stolen items for profit. It's what he turns other games into *cough* sims *cough*

[@pedrovallefin8406]

Does it really counts as selling stolen items if the items are recicled into diferent clothing? Plus, its for a good cause. Theyre clearly reporpusing what the dead has no use for anymore. And they help others by doing so! If this couple are criminals, then doing honest work is a crime.😌

[@Pihsrosnec]

@@pedrovallefin8406 I never got the phrase "honest work". If I'm honest while at my job that doesn't really mean much. All it means is I don't work in politics.

[@Emsev100]

@@Pihsrosnec I don’t really think it’s honest as in telling the truth, but that honest in this case means that you are hard working. 🤔

[@Pihsrosnec]

@@Emsev100 but I can't think of a single other time "honest" is synonymous with hard work. Nobody says "damn, lifting these seights is really honest!".

[@lizzieandmocha1131]

@@Pihsrosnec Well, it's not necessarily synonymous with 'hard work' in the way you're thinking. It's more like someone just saying they're not selling drugs or fencing stolen goods or mooching off of other people's work, like royalty and nobility in the old days used to. Making an 'honest living' is simply doing something through hard work and your own two hands, without resorting to stealing or something.

[@clairejowett3610]

As an Australian the graphic was very true to the character of this country, well done.

[@markwilson2839]

The reference to bunnings makes Kevin a certified Aussie!

[@thatguyintherain3168]

There goes Kevin flexing his vocal chords again...glad you're having fun with your videos!

[@femboypenatrator7361]

@@kingmankingboy8743 you wont get subs that way

[@Yutakichan]

What song is that a parody of anyway, I can't find anything googeling "you're done for" TAT

[@huguesKP593]

@@Yutakichan you're welcome, from Moana

[@howrandom7590]

The slap of human hitting the floor oddly sounds like the slap of Kevin's headphones.

[@lyrielswaine7466]

That's because a person dies every time he does it

[@Emsev100]

Ouff!

[@trickormeg]

“No one’s gonna make a movie out of this” Sweeney Todd would say otherwise

[@Kathrine321]

Kevin: “Yeah no one’s going to make a movie out of this” cast of Sweeney Todd: am I a joke to you?

[@georgiasadventureoflife7142]

Yeah I’m only 2 minutes in but I’m like “so this is just Sweeney Todd: The Game, right?”

[@txiczmbie1077]

i hope all the "interesting and unique concept" comments are joking

[@JinxxJams]

i'm gonna have "You're Done For" stuck in my head all day long now, thanks Kevin

[@CutieMoli]

"What can I say except you're done for." is the theme song to Kevin's channel

[@averyyip8104]

i haven’t watched kevin’s content in 2 years and the lack of “how’s it going, my name is kevin” in the intro was such a culture shock

[@loganm3169]

I'm extremely proud to know Kevin has done his research on Bunnings' snags

[@identity9590]

Kevin: "No one's going to make a movie out of this" Sweeny Tod: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@Haliceph]

Imagine being that irl Jim Pickens guy finding out your legacy is tied to Kevin's Sims and whatever this messed up game is. Also that parody of You're Welcome is sick I love it!

[@lemolea9571]

This 'messed up game' is literally just a game based on the musical Sweeny Todd btw

[@Haliceph]

@@lemolea9571 I mean I was definitely getting that vibe. I'm a sucker for twisted stuff like this lol

[@adiemuller5422]

I didn't know until just now that Jim Pickens is based on an irl real person lmao

[@Danaile1]

I just love hearing Kevin sing while playing the guitar.

[@Ironsteam-jd1vn]

7:32 as an australian when you over cook a sausage we call it extra flaver and its fine

[@Frostwerk0]

The Pie-Die artistic moment made me laugh far, far harder than I should have lol. Kevin being Kevin!

[@lonelybiscuit4886]

As an Australian, I can confirm that burnt (human) sausages are a delicacy here. Just one costs $100 at a restaurant.

[@timburlingame5893]

100 dollaridoos!?

[@thelastwalkingsoul]

I was not ready for the bunnings music lmao

[@meow_meow_J]

@@timburlingame5893 More like 69 freedom Eagles

[@tomeve454]

The fact you had the Bunnings warehouse song on the pop up amazed me. Made my little Australian soul happy!

[@Daxaeis]

The little musical additions really give it that special touch. Great vid!

[@NoaaahhhHHHH]

Kevin’s singing is always a highlight of my day

[@kevinbestgirl3838]

hi kevin, here's a reminder that you are immensely loved and appreciated ♥ you're genuinely a special person, i hope you know that :)

[@Br1ttany1992]

Cute pfp! Adorable penguin

[@kevinbestgirl3838]

@@Br1ttany1992 thank you fellow lesbian!!

[@theoriginalrockysprings]

Hope he see's your comment that's so sweet😊

[@Br1ttany1992]

You're welcome! :)

[@chrisakaschulbus4903]

@@kevinbestgirl3838 "thank you fellow lesbian!!" Hello fellow homosexual, is sexuality really so important that you have to aknowledge it like this?

[@yawninglion1677]

Kevin, please keep adding those musical bits, they're amazing.

[@Skull_Corn]

Kevin: "no one will make a movie out of this" Me: "this game is just Sweeny Todd but he isnt a barber"

[@vitothefrog6558]

the amount of effort kevin puts into the musical parodies is unparalleled, thank you kevin we love them

[@amayvikramsingh2264]

"She loves human pies" Kevin couldn't have chose better words then this💅

[@mickeymouse7152]

Definitely need more of this, glad I wasn’t the only one hoping you got the skeleton.

[@blobby-the-blobfish]

6:15 I feel so called out 😭😭 Kevin if you say that out loud, how can I feel unembarrassed when I do that now??

[@h.w.6563]

"Yeah noone's gonna make a movie out of this" >Sweeny Todd having an existential crisis in the corner

[@autumnalburn]

It's been a really long time since I've been able to watch a Call Me Kevin video. I'm starting to untangle myself from a year-long relationship that is delvng into dangerous territory and I made the decision to move out of the apartment and back to a safer place. I finally have an opportunity alone and away from him to watch something that I will enjoy and he isn't here hovering over my shoulder to scoff at it or get bothered that I'm doing something on my phone. It's such a crazy small thing, but thank you for making me laugh today when I truly needed the distraction.

[@flameepidemic4839]

I had a boyfriend like that he done other things too but i hated feeling like shit for watching or listening to something he found interesting and hed be on his phone all the time and i got yelled at for even texting a friend hello lol im sorry you went through that im happy youre getting out though! Hopefully your next boyfriend is an absolute prince 💕

[@Alyakismydutchname]

@@flameepidemic4839 I hope both you and the OP meet wonderful people when the time is right, but don't forget to take some time to heal, relearn yourself, and take care of your own needs. It's easy to lose yourself in relationships (and even more so in abusive ones) and it can take some time to figure out what you want in life again, especially if you enter another relationship too shortly after. Relationships can teach you about what you do and don't want, but alone time is very important to learn about yourself too. There's no need to rush! I hope both of you find peace, comfort, and joy as you move forward in life!! It's awful that such horrible people exist and were disrupting your lives, but I'm glad both of you have made it out safely and will be able to heal and never experience that again.

[@justaperson4656]

I hope things go well and you're fully untangled soon, people can be dangerous

[@SirEchoGaming]

I love how Kevin knows the link between Australia, Bunnings and our love for sausages!

[@nxg5207]

Hearing the Bunnings theme is not something I expected in todays Kevin video but I’m not complaining And also as an Australian I can wholeheartedly say that burnt human sausage is a delicacy here

[@shiroukun7432]

This is the most kevin game ive ever seen... I love it

[@xlSw1ftBlad3lx]

Not like Kevin's cooking alone wouldn't already kill customers

[@firefoxx1911]

Wasn't expecting the Bunnings reference, loved every second of it. And, yes, burnt sausages are very much part of our culture. Can't wait to go to the polls in nine days for my obligatory voting snag.

[@longing_for_the_void6643]

The song at the end was so awesome, I caught myself singing along haha. Love your golden voice and bloody gameplay 👏🏻

[@jaderexter1952]

Kevin’s musical numbers bring me so much joy

[@FallenRosestorm]

When ever Kevin uploads it you’ll always go through these emotions -yay Kevin upload! -after reading the title oh no Kevin…

[@DignityDC]

Yep

[@shono1997]

I'm glad Kevin pointed out the Sweeney Todd feeling. Also, hecken good solo.

[@FluidPhantom96]

I think that some of my favorite Kevin concepts is absolutely the incorporation of song parodies. It's both nice to listen to and hilarious.

[@1989nonenowhere]

If KZbin doesn't work out Kevin could totally make it as a legit musician

[@prismpawsstudios5154]

I love that Kevin always does some sort of musical number in his videos, he's really good at singing as well!

[@asa9528]

It kills me every single time Kevin gets scared by high volume. Im sorry but that’s when I know the video will be great 😂 Edit: all of Kevin’s videos are great but these are the best 😂

[@Downunder8899]

Shoutout to Kevin for distilling the essence of Australia into five second clip perfectly.

[@Hannah-ij2qx]

He's had training with Jim, he should be an expert at this.

[@Peecekeaper]

Kevin’s Shepherds Pie is made of actual shepherds

[@OlyChickenGuy]

I particularly enjoy the videos we get to hear you sing in! I found your lyrics to be creative and fitting. Thank you for giving us more of this recently.

[@TheAzureKnight25]

So glad he's not wearing the sunglasses anymore. I love him again lol

[@peterparker4864]

I could literally listen to an entire album of Kevin's music, he's such an amazing musician

[@ZombieSazza]

Cannibalism, singing, a crazed barber? Nah, can’t see that catching on as a film!

[@verstarker7492]

Wow. What an outro! Long time I have not seen such an emotional, lyrically more than spectacular and simply spoken overwhelming end to a heart warming oven. Especially heart warming now that that oven is running on extra power!

[@Br1ttany1992]

I love that this is pretty much Sweeney Todd! Gonna be picking this up, love that musical.

[@perpettuanikolaus4520]

That Song was pretty darn good. I hope we see more of this game

[@ochre4582]

Kevin really needs to start doing more covers on songs, his singing is just so good along with his guitar playing, really makes the content more enjoyable!

[@noorav.3462]

"No one's gonna make a movie out of this" when this is pretty much the plot of Sweeney Todd 😂 Also that song at the end was just *chefs kiss*

[@abyschaaf6985]

i love how he says no one would make a movie out of people turning their customers into pies when there literally is a sweeney todd movie

[@LegendSF]

That's the joke.

[@arcats9004]

This game is literally Sweetney Tod the Game

[@AlejandroMusic103]

I love the squeaking sounds every time someone gets yeeted off a building😂😂

[@psychoticriot123]

Not enough people are talking about how amazing the song was at the end of the video. The lyrics, the vocals 😤👌🏻 perfect

[@sidhackney8831]

That song was legitimately amazing, how do you keep getting better every day Kevin 😭

[@R3fug333]

We do love a burnt Bunnings snag down under. I love that you put the Bunnings music too lol.

[@georgiaokiedokie2210]

Kevins musical interludes bring me immeasurable amounts of joy :)

[@CoreDreamStudios]

This game made me happy, well Kevin playing it. Thank you Kevin for providing tons of amazing content.

[@LunarMoogle]

1 year later and "You're Done For" is still stuck in my head

[@robin_ish]

'this game has sweeney todd vibes... you know what this needs? moana' and you were right

[@winterwitch8914]

I wasn't expecting a Moana parody like 6 years after the movie came out Lmao Love your content Kevin!! Thank you for doing what you do!

[@LavLightKnight]

Kevin perfectly discerned how I avoid embarrassment, pull out my phone, look at it for a bit, then change or repeat action

[@heyitsjustaz]

I would watch every single one if Kevin started a series of morbid Disney cover songs lmao