This drunk bitch done went to jail over an $80 tab

[@bokc]

Dineva, educate the girls! Its a cardinal rule of dating - don't eat or drink more than you can pay for AND drive yourself or have money for a ride if the relationship is new so that you can bounce if you not feeling it.

[@lilbaby245]

OKAY!!! My mama always said to carry enough money for yourself. Don't be relying on people.

[@Prettyscorp80]

NVenus365 Exactly!!! My granddaddy made sure I had "mad" money when going on dates. 😂😂😂

[@mallabooparis9176]

+lilbaby245 my mom to

[@ryansmith7805]

xoPeachGuac Amen! Amen!

[@ocky88]

"Nigeria was not the way to go" "Them Italy mens will take care of you real good." I'm dying.

[@greedy14u]

When he said he started crying, I was like yep that's that brown liquor. It'll have you all in ya feelings lol 😭

[@avonellkewley907]

greedy14u lol haha for real yo

[@annettejenkins383]

greedy14u So True! That Brown will make you Clown- Lol!-Been There-Lol!😄😄😄😛

[@karenwinston9664]

+Annette, girl you a fool! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@RepublicTeaRoom]

lol

[@tezzmoneyy3598]

greedy14u t 2 Pasadena

[@bookiea3918]

Lmaoooo! No shade but I'm Nigerian and if you're not street smart, u better not mess with one!

[@pimpindymepiece]

Bookie A LMAOO no lie told! Cause your ass will get got!

[@lady0917]

Bookie A Bae beh, No shade but them Nigerians plotting while you sleeping. Good people though.

[@bookiea3918]

Lois Robinson lmao!! All I know is hide your ss# !

[@bookiea3918]

+IsIsa SMH, it's sad but true

[@lalixlili]

Amen !!!

[@deadchannel7987]

My takeaway from this story is to always have phone numbers of at least 2 local friends memorized in case I go to jail and to not order drinks at the bar when I have a found a source of free liquor in the VIP section. The more you know...

[@lovelyIberia]

Hermit TV Junkie lol I'll add mine, moral of story, stop at Aldi get me a few bottles of wine and take my ass home to enjoy them.

[@deadchannel7987]

I know that's right. I started going from the liquor aisle directly to my home shortly after college. Cutting out the middle man (aka The Club) saved me a bunch of money and headaches.

[@krisC2U]

Hermit TV Junkie word up girl!!!!!

[@krisC2U]

Hermit TV Junkie and take the little shots in your purse to the bar if you must go!!!!

[@deadchannel7987]

Kristin Wade that's right!! that's just smart financial planning :-)

[@mollyringwerm9224]

"all the Hennessy that washed over me like the blood of Jesus" LOLOL

[@jamaynex]

Molly Ringwerm YASSS GAWD!!!

[@AmillionRays]

See that's why if u aint got no coins to drink in the club u supposed to get u al lil bottle and drink in the car before u get into the club.

[@ladyscorpio4eva]

SHERAYAMILI Yes ma'am the "pre-turn up"

[@AmillionRays]

Brandy Sanders Absolutely, bitches be forgetting!!

[@charliebrefo6966]

SHERAYAMILI. loool

[@applejellypucci]

SHERAYAMILI the pre-drink is a must lol

[@SparklyUnicorn316]

Yep!!! You betta know it! We be out there drinking that strong ass Burnetts vodka!

[@MsDivaJonelle]

The gag is he didnt have any money to begin with. How you a grown ass man asking another grown man for some of his liquor?

[@cor3na]

MsDivaJonelle message!!

[@erikaqueencoco]

Hennessy will either get you a face full of tears, get you arrested or get you pregnant 😒.

[@5thHouseProductions]

In that order Ms. Chocolate 🍫!!!!!

[@daniellecaruso7057]

Tequila too 😂

[@michelleduncan906]

@@daniellecaruso7057 oh definitely Tequila. Baby I know I'm gettin fucked down and pregnant. 🙈🤦🏾‍♀️

[@TinkMarshae]

😂😂😂

[@Quinn91202]

I always ✅ my debit card balance before I go out

[@KPbouj]

Lol yesssss because I am not about to be embarrassed!

[@samanthadixon750]

this is why i dont go out or drink i make sure i always check my card after every charge

[@CourtneyA.]

Lmao! He's right about Nigerians messing up your credit though. My dad's from Nigeria and he screwed up my mom's credit. 😂😂

[@iMothafuckinMe]

C Ali u just gon spill yo daddy tea like that?! LMAO

[@aoba5859]

hahahahhahahaha

[@CourtneyA.]

Kam Yoncé 😂😂😂😂

[@mallabooparis9176]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@NkNk-vg8fc]

We already have a bad rap dont add to it

[@theshoedude6166]

Wow. Had no idea Nigerians had that kinda reputation. Crazy thing is I have a coworker who dates one. She was recently telling me that he be scammin & shit. My co worker & I R kinda cool, but when I tell U after we got done with that conversation something in my spirit was telling me to take my ass to the employee lounge and gather-up all my belongings, my wallet and shit. She never said that she does it to, but the shit that she told me he does, how could she be with him and not be involved too. Needless to say I don't leave shit of value or importance around her anymore.

[@deejayfikes]

Owins Dad LMFAO!!!!!!!!!😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😃😃😃

[@erikderonblack357]

Owens dad funny u better have been in tone with your sprit .I had to run around and take a short praise break ummmk

[@deejayfikes]

Still Funny.

[@4jainaba]

Dineva, u made my night I'm sitting here wit my 4 month ole, can't go no where that story had me balling lol 😂 the baby 👶🏾 looking at me like what's going on wit my momma. 😂

[@MsDivaJonelle]

Zainaba Sow Hey Zainaba! Girl, Im stuck inside with my 4 month old son too, but this made my night.

[@taytay7758]

So I'm so doped up off cold medicine that not only did I imagine this happening like a movie but it was animated lmfao!!! Now all I'm picturing is arrows pointing away from Nigeria!!! Let me take my sick ass to sleep!

[@sailiante]

Shertavia Higgs , they need the same people that did Katt Williams' "Gangsta Tigers"! lmao

[@JeannetteAbrahamson]

Lmao! Word! "Don't drink up more money that's in your purse!" Real shit.

[@almonddeejones]

I felt like I was sitting at the table buggin out and talking with my best friend. I didn't want the story to end. I was thinking to myself, "Damn, that's it, what else happened, what else?" lol

[@Dannydo78]

Don't drank more money than whats in your purse. Truth if its ever been written. BYE!!! LOL

[@amack4120]

Chile my aunt married one, next thing we see my aunt's ass tootsie rolling across the damn TV in handcuffs cause they caught him trafficking drugs and she was in the house when it got raided. Smh, my dad had to go bail her out (it's my mom's sister smh). She lost her house behind that foolishness, Chile it was no joke 😂😂😂. I died cause my parents were pissed.

[@misstasha80]

It's always some action going on down at the bar!

[@TC-uq8hg]

Rule #1...always have $$$ enough to pay the bill. You can walk away from a bad date quickly if you need to and you never have to worry about getting stuck with a tab if he leaves

[@ovoirv86]

"Daddy teach me how to smoke!" OMG I CAN'T!!!😂😂😂 Because that's the same thing I would have done.

[@ovoirv86]

YOU KNOW IMA PULL OVER FOR YOU!

[@carolhemmings3043]

He said the Nigerian will messing up your credit and everyone's credit in your phone' his too funny😂😂😂....

[@brunette1234]

the title alone has me dead!

[@sardaewilson]

"them Italy mens" ctfuuuuu

[@isb_3835]

Sardae Wilson 😂😂😂😂

[@applejellypucci]

Sardae Wilson 😂😂

[@abiava329]

The nigerian men comment hit home. As I was watching this with my nigerian husband of 8 yrs. I tried so hard not to laugh bc i felt his eyes staring at me. But I wanted to scream YEA!!!!!TELL IT FUNKY DINEVA!!! Hes not like that but We came across alot who are. Men, women , children. lol

[@melsuzhen]

Girl, I don't mess with African men either!

[@absfab1]

ikr! those bastards....

[@jaycarol7886]

absfab1 and the cold hearted af

[@melsuzhen]

Delilah Adams Delilah Adams Why are you so mad though? Did I strike a nerve Sweetie? Who hurt your little feelings, Boo? By the way, your poor grammar indicates which one of us is basic and ratchet. Newsflash: it's not me little girl. Now be a dear and go have someone slam you in the face with the Oxford English dictionary and a grammar book. Please, don't worry about responding; it's obvious that it's a struggle for you. You also don't have to concern your tiny brain about me responding any further; I'm so far out of your league that we're aren't even in the same universe. Smooches! 😂 #bitchhaveseveraldamnseats

[@HiGaia]

LMAO How do you look like you have 6 kids, tho??? Funky Dineva is a mess!

[@itsniquenique45]

Gia Rushing there's a certain wig

[@mrsmcfarland]

itsniquenique45 😂😂😂😂 stop!!

[@TajtheGreat7]

I am weak @ "theres a certain wig...." 😂😂😂too funny

[@sharonsutton7584]

Gia Rushing

[@kalilove881]

i love me some dineva. You always make my day.

[@renwoo3636]

OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD... WHO MAMA IS THIS!!! 😂😂😂

[@MsT-xm8xz]

Right 😂😂😂

[@jessicab331]

😂😂😂! I been sleep since 6pm and woke up at 2am to this thank you!!! And lawd I'm staying away from them Nigerians... I hear too much about they asses! 😂

[@ladyscorpio4eva]

Jessica B. They plays no games

[@cor3na]

Jessica B. girl!! me too!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@jessicab331]

Yes y'all I don't like to feed into stereotypes but all I hear is about them conning ppl out of money or for a green card!

[@absfab1]

+Jessica B. ok....

[@alexisrose1457]

lol bad news

[@5yveroussan909]

"Ma'am, bish, excuse me, Lady!" lol

[@KeepinUpWitSash]

This story has me hollerringggggggg!! Thought she caught herself a baller

[@abiava329]

I love getting notifications that you posted a video. Your hilarious also you have serious videos. Keep up the great work.

[@ladams904]

Victoria Abiava girl me too! When the notification posts I already start hollering!!

[@abiava329]

me too. just by the title! lol

[@oju1haulcy424]

Victoria Abiava same here! Dineva videos be having dying

[@abiava329]

Ojuwun Patterson Has me laughing too Especially the Nigerian comment. My husband is Nigerian. Not saying all of them are stammers but we came across alot excluding him. lol

[@Allinmyworld]

Funky Dineva is preaching on it! And that's why you always leave with those who u came with bc you never know what can happen to you especially as a female

[@vileplume5927]

I NEED to hang with Dineva. Your life is seriously so entertaining. LEGEND!

[@lisavcampbelllc]

HOLLERING at, "them Italy men will take care of you"!! Idgaf if the woman hadn't been out since dawn of the new millennium..if she was around 45 y/o, she should've known better. Who's gives a scranger their phone, & sits for a damn hr waiting for him to come bk. Hell, I ain't waiting more then 7 minutes for my momma to come bk, b4 I check all the restroom stalls, the parking lot, the car, other tables, etc.

[@kashmedia]

LOL! Syleena Johnson is my cousin!! Never drink w strangers!! Jail is NOT the WORST thing that can happen. Creeps like that Nigerian guy like to take advantage of gullible unsuspecting women :-( . Great story telling @Funky Dineva!!

[@autsim]

See that's why I keep my ass at home. The hell was she doing?! All she needed was some extra ranch and a coke with some ice to go with the Hen! 😂😂😂😂

[@thereablackbarbie773]

getting ready to go out... too early for this notification and almost spit my liquor out fucking with dineva... yeah my night is gonna be good

[@kenyattaknox5163]

Ms_Alee_Baby

[@MsJones-gn3uz]

Kenyatta Knox

[@sieramiss]

That Hennessey was all a bitch needed! LMAO!

[@MsDivaJonelle]

charming8732 this!!!! personally, Im not leaving my house if I dont have my own money much less racking up a tab. Atlanta folks sure do know how to live above their means.

[@absfab1]

ok, cause it had k michelle making live to herself....lol

[@sqbattle]

HILARIOUS!!! This took me back to your story about Vonda spilling all the liquor and all the juice down to the Boogalou!!!!

[@fancynfreeme]

You are the best storyteller! I watch your new vids on repeat sometimes. This is my second viewing

[@isb_3835]

Who mama is dis??!!!!! 😂😂

[@DavincitheBeast]

Bitch I'm dead at "if the sun is up and I'm in front of a bank, don't tell the girls my business!" lmao

[@llw53one]

I really love these throwback videos! I miss these short story videos, so captivating!

[@thehausofreality]

This fool said Bangladesh, Italy mens, Connecticut #lmfao 😂😭😂😂

[@mimisliveboutique3543]

honey mama taught us that. If you ain't got it don't go.

[@Your_Reigning_Supreme]

😂😂😂my ex's mother got scammed by a Nigerian. He used her to get his papers

[@Your_Reigning_Supreme]

MéLisa Jones wow! That is messed up. LMAO!!! SMH

[@Weekendwavves]

credit fucked up to this day 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

[@GGW889]

FD! I just need you to know.... YOU are my favorite person. This made my year! 😂😂😂

[@ToyaHolly]

Waiting for my favorite FD line.. "For 👏 the 👏 life 👏of 👏 me!" 😂

[@firstmama25]

Preaaach, don't no nothing about a Nigerian man, better ask somebody

[@LivingLaughingLearning]

THIS STORY JUST GAVE ME LIFE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Rebellelefleur]

Lol it’s so interesting how people have all these stories about Nigerian men being scammers or stingy with their money. My aunt was married to a Nigerian man and till this day despite being divorced, they have a wonderful friendship and co-parent relationship. When we visit Miami he always wants to see my family and always spends money on us.

[@san1andreas]

Thank you for making my night with this video

[@str8kaseinochaser369]

😂😭. Said log onto nearest Facebook tell everybody 😂😭

[@karenwinston9664]

DINEVA! Now, I JUST got RESURRECTED, ok? Then you had to go and say that the Hennessy rained down on you like the blood of Jesus! LOL!!!!!! FLATLINE...

[@daniellecaruso7057]

“I don’t wanna go home to these bad ass kids I’d rather sit here drink and watch people have fun” honey I felt that 😂😂😂😂

[@Chocolips05]

Everybody number in that phone credit Finna be messed up .. 😂😂😂

[@Orlandobaby1987]

How does someone go to jail on a Wednesday ?? Lol I’m dying !!!

[@shicashaeify]

lmfao who mama is dis,aint got ya pocketbook😂😂😂

[@Monique__91]

The Hennessy should have been enough lol

[@michelleludwig6939]

Hell no ... Bangladash is worse than Nigeria LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@paige4128]

Lawd, that's why I don't do brown liquor. No ma'am.

[@Nikki-ty5fi]

lmaoooo I just found ur channel and u is everything loll

[@annettejenkins383]

I'm Done- "Hennessey has washed over him like the blood of Jesus!"-Lol!!!- I can't breathe!!!😄😄😀LOVE YOU DINEVA!!!!

[@manimarie08]

"The devil on my shoulder and I'm finna tell it" I'm doneeee with you

[@madrena29]

Hi! Can you PLEASE do a review on the movie Surviving Compton?

[@dominiqueatkinson1966]

Drena Bena YES

[@lillianamehegan8951]

Maybe she thought Hakim was #ComingToAmerica and he had royalty coins. This Nigerian guy (Bright) kept trying to make me drive his car. He explained to me how to get in and out of the vehicle by climbing through the back window that was broken, and start the car by connecting to wires underneath the steering wheel. I always bring enough money for my own drinks. Even when the man buys ALL my drinks. That way I have no worries. You did the right thing Q. If I see you or you see me going to jail, we got each others back. Please contact my daughter,or someone I know. More people should care like you did. I would want to help too. Love ya bye!

[@hthtv3440]

Let me splain you sumthin... ever since they used to walk up on folk in NYC, and ask them to 'hold' their $$ in 'your' bank account then somehow you end up robbed. I Know! Do not fool wit' 'certain types' when it comes to $$. Hell, fault the likes of #Porsha, #Marlo, etc. They may have made the "Mr. Chocolates" of the world seem very VERY appealing.

[@EshaBae_]

I hit like before the video even loaded, lol! I already knew by the title I was gone be hollin'

[@Naturally_India]

LMAO!! If the sun up don't tell them by business but ohh lawd if its 2am please tell everybody to come get me out!! lol

[@blessingshai]

Where is the lie with them Nigerian men . 😂😂😂😂 nothing but Facts !

[@katherinathompson4445]

this done MADE my Friday night!!!

[@prettyinink1661]

That was nice of you Quentin to try to notify her next of kin.

[@SheGotsStyle1]

i just love love your stories....you should write a book about anything I'll read cause i know it will be funny

[@ebonyisshe]

Oooooh im soooo weak ! Said "Biiitch if its dark and the sun down and i look drunk...!?!"

[@lillianamehegan8951]

Please post a part two to this video. I wonder if that lady is ok?

[@lifeisthedash]

Really...???? Smh

[@itsmemydarling]

Cause the devil on my shoulder and I'm bout to tell it gahdamn! Lmaoooooo yassssss Dineva✨✨✨✨❤️

[@jcincs]

Thanks for the laugh, much love from San Francisco

[@beautifulme365]

OMG...I am sitting at my desk at work with head phones on laughing loud as heck.You are soooooo funny!! I know these people want to know what I'm laughing at.

[@boowtsbabe]

Experience is a good teacher! Learned about Nigerian men in my late 20's honey. #carryon

[@NanaAshanti]

Henny raining down like the blood of Jesus??? 😂😂😂😂😂 How?? why?? 😄😄

[@priceless113]

I was done when he said "it was raining down on us like the blood of Jesus" 😂😂😂😂 lawdddddd I can't breath

[@shunnastates1123]

😲 omg ! I know someone who marries nothing but!! Nigerians like 6 times!!! They must have it "going on"!!!! 😂

[@Teebee407]

"They putting this lady in jail" like the jail was at the club LOLOL

[@autsim]

I'm over here hollering! 😂😂😂😂

[@lornayoung50]

Don't drink up more money then is in yo purse!!!! You have worn me out!!!😆😅🤣😂😂🤣😅😆😭😂🤣😅😆😁😭😂🤣😅😆

[@StLBlknight]

I live for your videos. You keep me gagging!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@313teejay]

Greeting from Detroit! Dineva😂😂😂

[@caramelredheadnurse]

I can't deal with this story today. I needed this laugh! 🙌🏼🙌🏼. Yes. Gawd! Tell all them bitches that you in the jail.

[@pepper5581]

I swear I LOVE for your stories! That Nigerian man done sold her a dream! #DEAD

[@Yes_2008]

Go in and let have 😂😂😂😂hopefully someone came through for her.

[@fabnsavvy]

Yes I ain't going to jail at 2am and no one come get me! I don't care about saving face at that point lol we can laugh about the shit over mimosas in the morning

[@Kittylicable]

Connecticut Africans take care their women. They must be an Atlanta credit and scammer thing.

[@Mysasser1]

see that's why I go to the bar then shuffle on over to the party or I tell the waitress I'm in my own and buy all my own food and everything. DAMN I hope she's okay.

[@jenowens9990]

That ninja know he wrong for leaving her like that!!! Smh

[@alexandriawilson416]

Was it Vonda?! You know she knocked over all the juice down to the bar that time.

[@prettyinink1661]

Ma'am! Miss! Lady ! 🗣🗣 'Cuse me

[@carrinabaziel-ardie6496]

these had me laughing soooooo hard...I'm done

[@bakaribrown9642]

My motherly instinct