This family tree is a pile of firewood 🪵👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🤣 | Gianmarco Soresi | Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work

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Gianmarco Soresi is a stand-up comedian, actor, and a little too much for some people. He’s told jokes on The Late Late Show with James Corden, Comedy Central, Netflix’s Bonding, Don’t Tell, The Real Housewives of New York for some reason, and he was a JFL New Face in 2022. He’s acted in Billy Crystal’s Here Today, Hustlers, The Last OG, and in his theater days shared the stage with some people who’ve gone on to become huge real estate agents. You can see him post the kind of crowdwork clips that are arguably destroying the artform of stand-up comedy everywhere @gianmarcosoresi and he obviously has a podcast called The Downside with Gianmarco Soresi.🎤
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[@GianmarcoSoresi]

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[@blessynwashington3132]

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[@vampy5071]

I ended up dating my mams ex toy boys older brother 😂 She was in her early 40s and he was in his late 20s. Whereas I was in my early 20s and the older brother was in his mid 30s It was around 6 years after she was with the other brother though

[@lorrainew3404]

😮😮I’m I’m I’m I’m gonna get

[@user-ug5pd5on3r]

Family reunions must be a nightmare.

[@Nightingale_time]

Somehow I can see this being a plot in a sitcom though

[@BobaBuwan]

@@Nightingale_timeSomething happened like that in the Netflix show Shameless

[@bleach00101]

@@Nightingale_timethe parent trap movie but with a twist The look of shock on the twins faces when they find out the reason their parents went their separate ways

[@MaraMara89]

​@@BobaBuwan to be exact: Shameless is Showtime show... And more specific: remake of British show that aired on Channel 4 ;) I don't remember that plotline, but I stopped watching early on, I need to go back as I loved some of the characters

[@essnjora9904]

​@@MaraMara89 which one is this, please?

[@waleedabbas4996]

Need more tea about what went down when it was revealed to the older brother lmao.

[@Ad_Inferno]

No kidding. I need the entire story of that family.

[@ativerc]

Yep. Need that.

[@AgnesKelvedon]

. 😂

[@kimplung8250]

this should be on reddit somehow. we all want the tea.

[@midhafarook4848]

@@kimplung8250hope someone copies it here lol

[@AG-iu9lv]

Him: He's not her type. Her: He's SEVEN, Reginald!

[@kongeethegod]

Him: like I said not your type

[@SpiralSine6]

“Exactly, he’s not your type!”

[@taxidancing87]

I'm crying 😭😭😭 help 💀

[@dont-worry-about-it-]

Idk why but I feel like Gerry (like Jerry) fits him better lol

[@Superbrains]

He is a seven but he is 7

[@Yourpluss1]

I sat down my phone and walked away, and I thought she said “well he’s also my brother.” I walked right back over and snatched it tf up

[@ckkkanimegirl]

😂😂😂😂

[@vithevee]

OH NO

[@AK-bf2ho]

LOL 🤣

[@BYakimets]

I heard that too! luckily I had the subtitles right there in my case lol

[@glittergal0701]

Honestly this is my favorite short of his, I'm dying 😂 She was disturbed that that was the first thing her fiancé thought of, not the fact his brother is a minor 💀

[@wouterkessel4852]

I mean I've seen enough women in their 20's and 30's go after teenage boys to know that there are just as many women that think the whole 'age is just a number' bullshit as men, they're just more likely to get away with it since the boys are less likely to talk about it. So somebody not being their type is just as likely to stop them as the fact that the target would be underage.

[@Sixtysecondbreakdown]

Hi! I'm the audience member in question. In my defense, he is not a minor now, but he was when they met lol

[@glittergal0701]

​@Sixtysecondbreakdown omg hi! I 100% understand, I don't know that I would've reacted any differently in the situation. It made for a great youtube clipping though! 😂 Wishing you and your fiancé a happy life

[@Sixtysecondbreakdown]

@glittergal0701 thanks so much! Absolutely, I'm glad people are enjoying my crazy family tree haha

[@keyanaclark526]

​@@Sixtysecondbreakdown Congrats on the engagement! You two are hilarious! One thing I'm dying to know times back to your story. How did your bio dad's brother find out about the cheating, and how is everyone (mom, bio dad, uncle) doing? If this is too personal, I apologize.

[@ashb7846]

I’ve had similar conversations with my brother, him saying, “Don’t worry, I’m not going to go crazy over the speed limit. I don’t want to use up too much gas,” and me replying, “Also it’s illegal and the ticket will cost waaay more.” lol

[@SeanSMST]

Everyone knows, guys are simple creatures. We think in the simple, the obvious, the plain.

[@VI_VA.]

​@@SeanSMSTand not the consequences? 😅

[@accio_firewhiskey8256]

"He's not her type." "Yeah, cause I'm not JERED THE SUBWAY GUY, Kevin."

[@ObsessiveFan2]

Lmaooooo 🤣

[@neologicalgamer3437]

"How many sandwiches a guy gotta eat to bump p@#$phile down to number two"

[@leoparathesweekgeeky7244]

​@@neologicalgamer3437just one. A shit sandwich to exact.

[@john2g1]

​@@leoparathesweekgeeky7244 hey I know Subway makes a terrible sub sandwich, but come on language!

[@raenorton7709]

LOVED his last point. 😂 Women are like “It’s literally illegal!”

[@adrenalineactivate]

If only more men has the same common sense as women

[@ZenoDovahkiin]

​​@@adrenalineactivateWomen are a huge part of child abusers, female pdfs just aren't talked about. Women also demand child support from their underage male victims, and they get it. Great mindset y'all got there.

[@baby-fb9rr]

Guys are just not that smart. Theyre on the extreme ends of the intellectual spectrum

[@kid-ava]

"he's also a MINOR" LMFAOO

[@carliemichalak5682]

This just kept getting funnier.

[@murphyrecords16]

I know it's all jokes but that is legitimately the thought process guys vs girls (generalised) 💀

[@jenns4926]

it's a learned thought process tho, it's not biological.

[@gauzeeeee]

@@jenns4926well yeah. i’m gonna assume it’s related to how men view relations between adult women and young men as an accomplishment and not criminal.

[@murphyrecords16]

@jenns4926 yes. seeing the society we live in of course it's learned. never said anything about biology.

[@jenns4926]

@@murphyrecords16 i know! i was adding because some people do view it as inherent biological differences, and use it to justify their misogynistic and patriarchal opinions, i didn't want people to think that's what you were getting at 😊

[@mothmanlol6263]

@@gauzeeeeeprobably also combined with the way a lot of men view girls as options and judge them based on their attractiveness and stuff even though they should not view them that way because they are not options they are teenagers/children

[@melaninmonroe007]

Minors aren’t my type either, girl. We in the same boat 😂

[@healingpoisonbreak9984]

Same

[@jfm14]

I'm in my early 30s and won't even _consider_ anyone 25 or younger. No way.

[@GusBried]

​​​@@jfm14Oh yeah, I'm in my mid 30s and I saw some singer hearthrob of current teens and all I could think was "he's a *baby*".

[@heyitsnaks]

I LOVE HER FOR CHIMING IN made it sooo much more better HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[@edgaralanfrog]

I love that people don’t mind sharing family dirt to a comic

[@Naafidy]

Alcohol really helps loosen the lips, lol.

[@dorahmulinge3800]

😂😂fr​@@Naafidy

[@Carolina-ql1kn]

It's crazy, when I was in school my classmates would talk about things like this like it was normal

[@crystaltiaratuesday]

Him “not her type” Her “IT WOULD BE A CRIME!!!” 😅

[@humeyramine]

Okay but, how did the news come out? How did they know the baby was the brothers and not the guy she was dating at the time? Are they amicable now? Why make me guess I need more details!

[@tamalsana2153]

Check the full video on his channel 😂

[@amanjali5520]

The guy was ridiculously close to the camera I couldn't see him first 😅

[@vivelaresistance3239]

Her comedic timing and delivery were spot on. 😂

[@izzytodd4242]

Him: Eh, he’s blonde, she wouldn’t go for him. Her: No, I wouldn’t go for him because he’s in MIDDLE SCHOOL!

[@novalyn.shelby]

Her face was just like wtf 😂😂😂 ahhh I love it

[@itsKJok]

I was at the gym the other day and overhead the man on the machine next to me. "My dad had 4 wives, my wife is from one of his other wives". 😮😮😮

[@freyja8384]

So half siblings or step siblings? 😬

[@itsKJok]

@@freyja8384 Yes he married his half sister. I should have added the part when he said, "When my son found out he said it is no wonder he is messed up"

[@freyja8384]

@@itsKJok yikes🤮

[@itsKJok]

@@freyja8384 I was in the middle of a set and just stopped and couldn't help looking over at him. 😳

[@freyja8384]

@@itsKJok haha I can imagine 😅 it has to be some religion thing 🤔

[@sleepysera]

The guy is just playing the long game, making sure his future wife doesn't go for his brother even after he becomes legal 😂

[@mx_problematique]

I lost my MIND at the look on her face😂

[@BruinPhD2009]

That dude is a reddit post come to life.

[@uraszz]

This is so accurate, couldn't have put it a better way. TIFU when I said my seven year old brother is not my fiancé's type at a recorded comedy show and now she's pissed at me.

[@silverfritzreah5598]

his crowd literally openly shares the most insane family information i cant -

[@lifetheslowway]

“HE’S A MINOR!”

[@junoantaresofficial]

I mean hes right, if her type is "not a child", thats a good thing.

[@thebodiescannotveto]

I’ll forever get a kick out of seeing your eyes light up at ‘my dad’s brother’. 😂❤

[@whiplash2891]

Why does their voice sound so similar? This short feels like Gianmarco talking to himself

[@AJJesko]

My dad still comes to all of my moms family reunions, birthdays etc. He also brings his wife. They also came to his wedding (excluding my mom) Divorce can be quite chill if people dont hate each other. Happens too rarely though. I still saw both of them every day while growing up. Dad even slept at home a couple days a week (in his own room). If he didnt sleep at home hed still stop by after work. My parents decided that me and my siblings deserved to have two fulltime parents. And I am very grateful for that.

[@abcdefghi__lmnopqrstuvwxyz9449]

Bro this a LEGIT klaus-hayley-elijah moment 😂💀

[@mikelytou]

In my mind, the crowd was screaming "Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"

[@rajkumarbargaje9793]

Bruh, this went from 0 to 1000 real quick 😂😂

[@JasmineAnahera]

I swear, anyone who appears in these shorts should do an AMA so we can find out the rest of the story and get the burning questions answered

[@jonathanmette8348]

How much glee are comedians filled with when a blessing like this just falls into their laps? Like some nights you have to work for the crowd material, other nights you have this. Dude lobbed a slow pitch over home plate to Babe Ruth.

[@cippyjournals]

Idk why but gianmarco looks so handsome in this short

[@papasmurf9146]

I know of a family where the groom-to-be's brother knocked up the bride-to-be. The brother ended up marrying her.

[@anamakesthings]

We need more. Like, how did the cheated-on brother react? How did the extended family react? Are they friendly nowadays?

[@papasmurf9146]

@@anamakesthings luckily this was a couple of generations back (there is nothing new under the sun), so I have the complete story. The brother who was cheated on (let's call him James) moved out of town. He avoided dating for at least 5 years, and it is said that when he did start dating again, he selected "the ugliest woman that he could find" (we're talking about my grandmother here). As soon as he could, he moved out of state. When James would bring his family back to his home state, they would visit his wife's family, but they would actively avoid his family. This passed on to James' son -- who didn't even try to find his cousins until they were in their 50s. I have one photo of James, his brother, mother, and sisters when they were in their 50s or so. James looks like he just pulled a fast one on the brother and the brother looks like he'd rather not be there. The rift between them was never patched. The sister seem to have taken Jame's side; the mother remained neutral; and I have no idea about the father. From everything I've been able to uncover, the brother and the bride had a very good marriage. The two of them were really in love with each other (more than just lust, one-night-stand, shotgun wedding). I'm Jame's grandson, and I've met the brother's grandson (2nd cousin) -- and we hit it off pretty well. He didn't want to talk about family dirt at all (there are other skeletons that I've uncovered from grandparents born in the 1840s). Personally, I find these sorts of stories are what make family tree research fascinating. Names and dates get boring, but these stories humanize the people.

[@Evija3000]

​​@@papasmurf9146 Well dates (and visual resemblance in one old stored away photo) are what helped us figure out that one of my great grandmas got pregnant from a german soldier, but as the ruling powers changed she quickly married a soviet guy who soon after died at war. Instead of a "whore" and a taitor she became a respectable veteran's widow with great benefits. And our family's last name over three (now four) generations is basically a lie.

[@user-hb4zz4gh5e]

@@Evija3000I mean… if she technically married him then why would the surname be a lie?

[@Evija3000]

@@user-hb4zz4gh5e Well in the sense that he's not the dad and nobody knew that. My family is carrying around some random dudes last name, who was neither the biological father nor raised the boy.

[@Flantabulous]

Thats like a time a friend asked was my brother i was like his 8! 😂 She was so embarrassed. 😂😂

[@alyssasmith7998]

Every time I see one where you're doing crowdwork about people's families it makes me want to go to your show and sit in the front row. I think you'd immensely enjoy how fucked up my family was before my generation. Only one of Mom's siblings were married before I was born and he got divorced too. The more I learn about my family the more I feel like I'm going insane. Both sides are fucked up but almost everyone bands together to hate my bio dad and it's great because I feel very supported since I'm one of the people that hates him the most

[@SarahMarielle.]

Do you have a Reddit? I want the stories 😂

[@alyssasmith7998]

@@SarahMarielle. Unfortunately no (I had one in middle school and that was a deeply traumatizing experience). But I'll give you a story or two for the road lol. I've got a wide variety but just let me know the details you want and I probably have a story about it. I honestly wouldn't know where to start bc there's entirely too many wild people in my family

[@Zeverinsen]

I thought my family was crazy, but in hindsight I guess they're not so bad... 😂

[@thr4xxp4k62]

I was waiting for the “she’s waiting a couple years” 😂

[@Mykeynikey22331]

The kids with never married parents have the wildest origin stories.

[@kaislemenda]

Gianmarco can do crowd work doing my eulogy

[@Yobydobie]

Cody Ko enters the chat Also… why didn’t the mom just *LIE*? The kid is going to have at least some of the right DNA. Just fucking LIIIIIEEEEEE.

[@Mahy4]

That guy has been waiting a long time to say that this is like his therapy session😂

[@LegionIvory]

It's giving Game of Thrones.

[@TheBroGamer14082]

Bruh you are genuinely hilarious lol

[@katyungodly]

Guys: "ehhh, give it a few months and they'll be legal"

[@rosesandmilk]

“Just like job employers when it comes to hourly pay, if they were legally allowed to go lower, they would.”

[@margauxf4321]

Bartenders, ER techs/psramedics, and Gianmarco ven diagram merch idea: the overshare from the general public of family secrets, personal kinks, and unrealistic hangups holding them back in life and love.

[@rileymaurer1361]

My brother and I were also a result of a one night stand that led to a broken relationship between our parents and let me just tell you how annoying it can be to explain that every time someone asks about your family 😂

[@Captain_Bob]

Thank you! I always used subtitles for movies, so subtitles for content is always helpful!

[@TheSpaceMomma]

Her appalled “he’s also a minor” really brought everything together 😂😂😂

[@IamtheJayman]

That is some terrific crowd work

[@JuniperYoder]

This 😂😂😂😂 is the 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂FUCKING 😂😂😂😂😂😂 best 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 short 😂time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂EVER😂😂😂😂😂

[@christiannipales9937]

Mom saw a younger version of her BF and jumped on it 😂 she had a type

[@MaraMara89]

That is a reason why I would never sit in front row in stand up... My family is too messed up and I don't even have enough details to make it entertaining 😂

[@dwtardisallonsy]

This reminds me of that song “I’m my own grandpa”

[@kr4784]

her delivery on that lmfao iconic

[@joaovitormatos8147]

"he's also a minor" "now. But he won't be in the future. He'll also not be your type"

[@Flanneryschickens]

This was a great interaction

[@mitra2830]

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

[@violamandyfinnigan5463]

I know a family with a similar complicated family tree xD the guy dated this girl, idk if they were married, but they had a son. Some time later (I think not much more than a year...?) the guy discovered he actually liked her sister better, married her and had two girls with her 😂🙈 so the girls' older half-brother is also their cousin 😅🙈🤣 also quite complicated family relations now as far as I know 😅😅 And no, this was not in Alabama 🤷‍♀️😂

[@Conqueror25]

Bro's spawned directly from Reddit

[@MadMathMike]

Her face when she says that too! 🤣

[@GKFF9872]

This is giving Reddit stories.

[@notmyname3556]

That's nasty work 😂

[@tompraeger]

If someone wants to draw and family tree here to visualize that mess and sent me, I’d be very grateful. I could not keep up.

[@Lucette97]

LMFAO 😂 that's so true

[@dudarieger1808]

the ending HAHAHAH, aaaaaargh i really hope i can see you perform one dayyy

[@koen23]

That brother seeying this: so what your saying is that in about 2 years I have a shot 😂

[@SereIthinknot]

Why is it that i wanna go just for the chance for this?

[@rekkidink]

Instead of nirvana’s should have been a son, this dude should have been a nephew and he also got an uncle dad.

[@thatguythere6161]

“He’s not my type” “What’s your type?” “Adults”

[@industrialgoose4756]

"He's not her type.... yet."

[@AggressiveSpaghetti]

well, technically he IS right tho

[@slavsquatsuperstar]

Hamlet moment (minus the murder)

[@Shortandnerdyy]

Him: He’s not her type Her: HE’S A CHILD

[@alienatedpoet1766]

Dang you left my recommended feed for a while. Coming back swinging, awesome.

[@BambyTarot]

Im here for this kind of gossip 🔥❤️

[@hectelionstormrage6098]

Mom is for rhe streets !

[@nawa73]

Well, my uncle was almost marry my mom. But then something with the tradition said 'no' so he ended up marrying my aunt...😅 I heard from my mom, my uncle cried because her family turned down his proposal...

[@andromedadrexy694]

I mean to be fair, technically he’s still right about his brother not being her type

[@finalcountdown3210]

His dad is his mom's ex-future-brother-in-law 😂😂😂

[@sepiasmith5065]

WHAT the fact that his first thought is type and not HE'S A CHILD omfg edit: (read the replies) apparently he's not a minor anymore, she said he WAS a minor, at the time when she met him

[@Sixtysecondbreakdown]

Hi! I'm the audience member in question. In my defense, my younger brother is 20, but he was a minor when he met my fiance.

[@sepiasmith5065]

@@Sixtysecondbreakdown ah interesting. Why did your fiance say "he's a minor" then?

[@Sixtysecondbreakdown]

@@sepiasmith5065 I think she meant "he was a minor," as in when they met. And you can kinda hear it in the recording. Trick of the subtitle, I guess lol

[@sepiasmith5065]

@@Sixtysecondbreakdown ah okay, thanks! sorry you're dealing with all this judgment in the comments then

[@Sixtysecondbreakdown]

@@sepiasmith5065 haha no worries! Makes for a funny clip! Lol

[@anonymoussoul2563]

Please come to New Delhi

[@Eclipse-lw4vf]

Nah deadass guy just forgot he was a minor 🤣 I’ve seen that shit happen so many times 🤣

[@Sixtysecondbreakdown]

Hi! I'm the guy in the video. In my defense, he is not a minor now, but he was when they met.

[@cassmack]

💀 🤣

[@piecesofstarlight]

And that is how a friend of mine in highschool ended up with sister-cousins. Don't burden your kids with the embarrassment of sister-cousins.

[@Zoninator]

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP dot fuck em up

[@roxyndra]

Ah, the good ol' sibling sweep.

[@samanthapatti]

The originals plot

[@charis9806]

😭 tea

[@paulohenriquemelo3062]

There are some creepy weird stories out in the world 😂😂😂

[@JumbleOfPugs]

To be fair saying hes not her type is better then saying hes a minor cause just saying hes a minor could be interpreted as he is her type in a few years lmao

[@lonefire333]

"But if he was legal" 😂

[@Goldenskies__]

That's not what She meant. She meant "Why the hell would you even have those type of thoughts about a minor?" That's what she meant.

[@Cheshieruu]

@@Goldenskies__ yeah exactly. two different thought processes: the "countdown" (ew) thought process, and the "bro what the fuck that's a child"

[@1Ahnaf]

I feel horribly bad for the big brother

[@katswives]

that's so funny man

[@Rin-oo9pf]

He better not be your type, he's a minor 😂😂😂

[@OdinsSage]

Absolutely the difference between how men think vs how women think 😆