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[@ToenailConnoisseur]

Two seconds into the episode and I’m already getting the peak schizophrenic experience

[@James_Randal]

Mcnasty's gifs are fucking horrifying.

[@tastyterpenes4140]

@@James_Randalimagine that’s what you see every night in your room as a schizo

[@ButterDawgDawgWitDaBudda]

​@@tastyterpenes4140can confirm, but they look so goofy that they don't even go into the uncanny valley territory

[@ChimneyEnjoyer]

@@tastyterpenes4140I like to imagine them peaking in your window and then slowly opening your closet door staring and whispering at you

[@doomi_nukem]

So basically every episode

[@JangleMcJongles]

American Blarg doesn't exist he can't harm you American Blarg:

[@James_Randal]

He's a level 25 gangster now.

[@tigercarson3013]

He looks like he's from the planet of the bass

[@EfymirTheTransient23]

This is god's countryyyyyy

[@braxtonpayne9093]

Jesus loves you

[@James_Randal]

@@braxtonpayne9093 why must you spam everywhere.

[@loganbrett3749]

Soups finally turned blarg into the southern man he truly was.

[@DigitlWaffle]

He turned him into the brother man

[@Cpt.Str4ng3]

sooo a hoser?

[@DigitlWaffle]

Soup and Blarg look like long lost brothers in this

[@meatmanmagoo]

Its crazy what a pair of glasses and cut off sleeves does to a man.

[@DigitlWaffle]

@@meatmanmagoo brother man

[@br3xx-ttv-au198]

OMG YES

[@DoctorBubba55]

Only blarg would actually spill actual grandpas aches on minion crocs

[@itsbuddhaone]

*grandpas aches*

[@eloikmorissette8897]

Dont forget the cock written on it too for ultimate disrespect

[@WindowLickingDeer]

Grandpas do tend to ache, that kinda happens when you get older.

[@louisbaker3086]

*minion cocks

[@zenerstorm95]

My favourite intros are the ones where Blarg is dead staring into his camera

[@fiddelydee4423]

Why. Tf.

[@bidwell420]

Its cause he can't believe he's working with handicapped people with no education.

[@kuriboharukaze1442]

BRITISH "PERSON" DETECTED, KILL, KILL, KILL KILL, KILL, KILL KILL, KILL, KILL KILL, KILL, KILL KILL, KILL, KILL KILL, KILL, KILL KILL, KILL, KILL

[@jackbuchman6891]

@@fiddelydee4423because why not

[@braxtonpayne9093]

Jesus loves you

[@DigitlWaffle]

I hope Grandpas Ashes becomes the new Grimace shake, like instead of people dying with the purple shake on them, it's people covered in green liquid and itncould either be all the Goons surrounding a person, something representing Gssups, or just a scary looking grandpa

[@BlankinBlankets]

in 60 years you will be grandpa

[@DigitlWaffle]

@@BlankinBlankets we all will be grandpa, just like my grandpa, and his grandpa before him

[@jacobstujenske3289]

I stared at the dog reverse-puking spaghetti for over an hour....I'm oddly craving spaghetti now

[@Joe-fw1kh]

Hmmm

[@pooddly9637]

sketti dawg

[@sdollar1399]

if that’s not a sign to quit smoking idk what is

[@staaaar_4]

I needed this GOONS mentally

[@user-ed7of2sv5c]

Replace your schizophrenia pills with the GOONS

[@EfymirTheTransient23]

that is a low point to be at.

[@OGVade]

@@EfymirTheTransient23I’ll go into your low point

[@kyleyoung5063]

This is a really sad moment for you

[@riddles610]

Soup mispronouncing ‘diglycerides’ killed me😂😂😂😂😂 30:07

[@livebungusreaction]

This comment needs more likes🤣

[@thefonzflores4386]

Blarg: “I’m gonna dress like soup today” *Soup in his natural habitat*

[@thefonzflores4386]

@user-TeamGoons OMG NO WAY I CANT BELIEVE I WON GOD BLESSED ME TODAY WITH AN ANGEL

[@connorjl7]

“My grandpas death was a marketing ploy” OMFG I lost it😂😂😂

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

The first frame of this video is just visual cancer 😂 love it!

[@chasebh89]

This blarg guy is pretty funny, you should have him on as a guest more often

[@iXhowXXI]

true. but sadly he's busy playing with the guy name smii7y.

[@nizarrjoub7515]

2 Mondays in a row... wooow that's new 😂😂 keep it up ladies, gentlemen and the dooo 😂😂

[@reytrevino993]

Blarg's grandpa's ashes getting into his minion crocs that say cock on them, that's the most messed up thing I've heard in a minute 💀

[@littlederpjunior1476]

My family just missed our flight and now we have to spend 10+ hours in the airport in Washington waiting for another flight. Thanks for this wonderful podcast to pass the time

[@DigitlWaffle]

I feel that, I had to spend a whole day in an airport because we were at the wrong terminal, wish you the best of luck 🫡

[@littlederpjunior1476]

@@DigitlWaffle thanks

[@littlederpjunior1476]

It just got pushed from 9:30 pm to 11 💀

[@littlederpjunior1476]

Update: I’m home Now

[@evolutionarydeadend6812]

Hey glad you made it home Goonboi

[@ComandanteYT]

15:58 “life imitates art” 💀💀💀

[@DavidReyes23-7]

Perfect timing I needed something to watch while at work

[@ayotonyy2529]

literally what i listen to in the office

[@slanenurgle1075]

Mcnasty getting 99 slayer was the most random/shocking/impressive news I heard all month…that sh*ts honesty wild

[@meatmanmagoo]

I'm so happy that anytime it zooms in on Doo you get a better view of the dog puking in reverse.

[@leebrown8496]

36:51… I don’t think anyone heard Mcnasty saying “I feel like it would be eating a Hermunculous or something” 🤣🤣🤣 dead!

[@ironphoenix064]

When gramps forgets his meds.

[@Lilnate0864]

this podcast has fallen to pieces but I still love it

[@kyleyoung5063]

Implying it was ever structured.

[@fcsmeikuari1942]

29:20 how have they not heard of ‘space-food’ ice cream sandwiches?? I’ve known about and loved them since I was like 5, I always thought they were something everyone knew about

[@WebJY]

What was his last word doctor? Doctor: 0:21

[@ItsKorbin.]

I have never been more jealous of blarg… I’m a huge Edmonton fan!

[@aaronstiegel1146]

Goons topics? 1. You have to change the liquid precipitation that falls from the sky. What are you changing it to? 2. You have been selected to run for presidency (assume Blarg is American). Who are you selecting as your vice president/ running mate? Will you go for popularity and pick a famous person, vie for the minority vote, or actually pick someone with a political background? (You actually want to win) 3. Would you rather always have to walk with an old person walker with tennis balls on the end, or always have to use the chairlift thingy when going up and down stairs? You don't need either of these items, but you have to use them no matter what. 4. If all four of you (or more if there's a guest) woke up one day as a Sped and in order to turn back, you had to slap 100 different grandmas with a hamburger, who is turning back to normal the fastest? 5. You create a Goons charity because McNasty doesn't want to actually split the money. All proceeds actually go to someone in need. What charity are you creating? 6. God is letting you come up with a patch for humanity but you have to use Arkansas as the beta version to test it out. What patch are you dropping that God will release to the rest of the world? Let everyone answer first, but my answer would be getting rid of mosquitoes. Those were in-depth. Here are some rapid fire ideas that are whack. 7. What animal would you give wings to? 8. Is a boomerang called a boomerang because it was invented by boomers? 9. Make Dooo do a podcast using his voice box. Or at least the intro. 10. Which Goon has the most rizz? 11. Would you rather only eat dog food or only eat grass? 12. When you die, would you rather have your body launched into the sun, or be lubed up and slide down a giant cheese grater? 13. You're only allowed to beat off to animal porn. Which animal are you choosing, and why did all of you just say monkey porn? If you guys ever need more topics, just let me know. Y'all have skewed my brain so that it's fucked up, but at the same time creative and witty. Thanks for all that you do.

[@boonb1]

Yes let's go Goons on the day off Comment your favorite goons quotes

[@boonb1]

Mine is wake up dip Cook breakfast dip

[@kostashehe]

brush my teeth with a bottle of SHIT

[@heavymetal8180]

Gotta take it off safety buddy!

[@_NickSF_]

Didn't ask!

[@jakerichardson6296]

Anything yumi did with his rotting leg

[@mrrandom1479]

This feels like im high, on acid and running a 110 fever at the same time

[@Joe-fw1kh]

Maybe

[@tonystates2574]

Hey I just wanna say you guys make things feel easier and really bring joy to my life, I was in a really low place recently and I almost wasn’t here anymore but I was able to overcome it and I just listen to the podcast because it helps take my mind off everything

[@themajesicjuan7443]

All of the stuff on screen and somehow both soup and blarg wearing "wife beaters" is somehow the most jarring

[@Chlosephene]

For titanfall 2 the community made a custom client to bypass the ddos issues. You can get into a regular match but it takes some time

[@andyledesma3184]

I love the Titan submersible dubstep intro

[@nunabisness7191]

I cannot contain my excitement to finally drink Grandpa’s Ashes, been waiting since that damn Warzone session.

[@banditcat9957]

33:20 The goons discover freeze dried ice cream.

[@-.-6900]

Never expected to see BrutalMoose and then Soup eat the same freeze dried ice cream sandwich but here I am

[@yaboi97]

Yesssss time for the BONGOS podcast

[@stormierbody8419]

Blarg be cosplaying as soup

[@verakoo6187]

Blarg should put his Grandpa's Ashes in a Grandpa ashes container lol

[@MidnightKLP]

Them being fully perplexed by a freeze dried ice cream sandwich is so insane to me😭

[@3l_Wero_Loc0]

Dude, blarg looks hard af in the beginning. Looking like a secret service for keanu reeves

[@RockytheDoggy1996]

That beatbox was unreal

[@just_a_lifter]

QUESTION: what are y’all’s workout prs, that being squats, deadlifts, benches, curls

[@DonsArachnidsandmore]

This podcast is why I'm addicted to Grandpa's ashes. Shits like sea green. Straight up painting toilets over here. Y'all are great. You're content really is helping me through a difficult time in my life and I just need to show some appreciation. Ps. Be nice to Ethan 😅

[@coasternoodle7612]

i’ve watched all of ur guys podcast so when a new one drops its always a good day bc i have some new to listen 2

[@lunarpotpie8241]

Exactly what I needed to get me through my last hour at work

[@EntombedEagle40]

Matt looks like a southerner lol 😂 he looks like the guy at the Chevron in a beat up Chevy.

[@ziggybob4565]

This is EXACTLY why we love the Goons

[@djgiroux2815]

Bro literally met Leon Draisaitl and Connor McDavid with Zach Hyman, Ryan McLeod, and Evan Bouchard. I would've been starstruck

[@rxbespierre]

the spaghetti dog is all i can look at and im getting sick

[@kpk4307]

Over here vibing to McNasty running outta breathe hoping he doesnt actually pass out 😂😂😂

[@dummohead3435]

blarg looks like if you crossed the genetics of 100 random nascar fans in that no sleeve shirt and shades

[@scooterh7047]

Your Governors: Soup: Henry McMaster (R-SC) Dooo: Jim Parsons (R-MO) McNasty: Gavin Noisome (D-CA) I just know that...

[@jetardeshna3449]

Blarg in that Cento grinding Froza the whole time lol

[@spidersruleme651]

Blarg looks like what i imagine when i hear the word "douchebag"

[@dommert5907]

27:26 mcnasty's sleep paralysis demon went downstairs to grab some milk (the demon has a wide neck)

[@SapphoPrime]

The casual Doooo racism gets me every time😂

[@flamyflame3829]

Hearing blarg say my last name was the most "WHAT" moment ever

[@RelentlessGamingX]

I imagine Blarg talking to McDavid like the guy from the garage in last episode

[@steamytree7951]

There are a total of 20 gifs as of the beginning of this podcast

[@imabeast7778]

In this episode, the Goons discover freeze-dried food.

[@nostalgianetwork1225]

I like bdsm Blarg Doo Soup Mcnasty

[@CoDMw2hunter]

I hope this intro becomes McNasty's next dubstep song lol "running out of breath" "blarg why are you staring at me like that"

[@dodge2025]

If you want to play Titanfall 2, use the Northstar client. Also, the devs let the hacking happen, since there was nobody working on the game. It got abandoned for Apex

[@redbool]

This podcast makes me wanna backflip myself into a steel mill 10/10 love it

[@DovahTheHero]

Blarg was thinking of MW2 Scrapyard

[@xxgalaktikxx]

Welcome back to the GP

[@viperbot2k9]

SHRIMMMMP!!!! HOLDING THE SHOTTY LIKE A PIMMMMP!!!!!!

[@jcas236]

fun fact, the preservatives in mre's are what prevent you from shitting on the field. didnt shit for like a week cause thats all we had for lunch

[@danielevans6578]

Just you gentlemans know... *gasp* *runnin out of breath" bum bum bum bum bumbuvmvum is my new catchphrase.

[@lilliandavis8821]

I just got here and I'm scared pretty sure I developed every mental condition looking at this

[@benmiller8389]

DOOO!!! GO DO YA THANG ON BLACK OPS 2! Nostalgia run for the win!

[@HowieRaps]

Blarg looks like the type of American to wear chains on his jeans 😂

[@deadplazma2704]

Blarg looks like hes gunna throw a brick at my skull for having a plastic flamigo 1cm over on his yard

[@leechion2933]

Soup you mean 8:30 Those were wax cylinders. They were the first way of recording audio. Theyd have a pin on it thatd slowly move over as the wax spun, and the pin usually had a bugle horn on it to make that pin engrain the pattern of that sound. One of very few ideas Thomas Edison actually made himself and didnt steal from his workers.

[@Mousecopp]

theres a concerning lack of joke disclaimers with the goons ebetting murder in the beginning with the magnets lol

[@wxbrainiac]

freeze dried ice cream sandwiches hit

[@pablohummachi7228]

I'm going to save this for when I pop a tab next.

[@ghostinng274]

Oh God what did I take? I can't stop looking at spaghetti dog and Budda dawg

[@LJDD5625]

The light in the window is a crack in the sky A stairway to darkness in the blink of an eye?

[@cjisok0964]

Always click the notification 👍

[@TylerRichardson14]

YEE YEEEEEEEE! get some R+10 oil for them shades BOYYYY!

[@caerulipes]

blarg lookin like a lesser dead season vocalist

[@ashtonmorton3002]

7:10 bring a whole new light to the Gunters from ready player one

[@MetaJew]

OMG, that ashes story.........I felt so bad laughing at that

[@TheGhalleon87]

Got a burger king ad when they talk about the McRib, classic

[@kristiananonical5937]

I specifically remember a time on this podcast where you guys said you would pay Applebees to NOT sponsor you. I usually listen on Apple podcast and just heard Mcnasty read an ad for Applebees wings. Are you guys getting held at gunpoint?

[@nirvanna7774]

that doge sure ate alot of getty!

[@jaoksan]

this isn’t an acid trip, this is datura

[@sandermb]

Filet o fish is beast

[@adorethered]

blarg is wearing the starter kit for rural indiana....lol

[@Its_Onion]

IF YOU PLAY TITANFALL 2 THEY HAVE A BIG MOD COMMUNITY omg, and the people left playing are pretty sweaty... there's a defense mode however that are against bots but they get progressively harder and it's very fun

[@randomtv5949]

Me: goes to gym having listened to every podcast Goons: upload Me:arrested on felony m@sterbation charges in queens.🍷🤪

[@xoashleyromero]

I love starting my week off with some brain rot, thanks bois ❤🤟🏼

[@bloodyrose7252]

Glad Matt agrees that world at war is one of it not the most gritty and realistic cod game

[@kostashehe]

what the hell is this fever dream

[@lisastovall9444]

31:00 my mom went to nasa in the mid 80s and brought me a dehydrated neopolitan ice cream sandwich. It wasn't terrible but it wasn't good

[@mike-oxmol]

Filet o fish is the oldest item on the menu because its been sittin in the back since '67

[@BibbyNey]

I legitimately got stomach pain from looking at the start of this video. Keep up the stunning art, gents!