THIS FEELS LIKE AN ACID TRIP - GOONS

[@ToenailConnoisseur]

Two seconds into the episode and I’m already getting the peak schizophrenic experience

[@James_Randal]

Mcnasty's gifs are fucking horrifying.

[@tastyterpenes4140]

@@James_Randalimagine that’s what you see every night in your room as a schizo

[@ButterDawgDawgWitDaBudda]

​@@tastyterpenes4140can confirm, but they look so goofy that they don't even go into the uncanny valley territory

[@ChimneyEnjoyer]

@@tastyterpenes4140I like to imagine them peaking in your window and then slowly opening your closet door staring and whispering at you

[@doomi_nukem]

So basically every episode

[@loganbrett3749]

Soups finally turned blarg into the southern man he truly was.

[@DigitlWaffle]

He turned him into the brother man

[@Cpt.Str4ng3]

sooo a hoser?

[@JangleMcJongles]

American Blarg doesn't exist he can't harm you American Blarg:

[@James_Randal]

He's a level 25 gangster now.

[@tigercarson3013]

He looks like he's from the planet of the bass

[@EfymirTheTransient23]

This is god's countryyyyyy

[@braxtonpayne9093]

Jesus loves you

[@James_Randal]

@@braxtonpayne9093 why must you spam everywhere.

[@DigitlWaffle]

Soup and Blarg look like long lost brothers in this

[@meatmanmagoo]

Its crazy what a pair of glasses and cut off sleeves does to a man.

[@DigitlWaffle]

@@meatmanmagoo brother man

[@br3xx-ttv-au198]

OMG YES

[@zenerstorm95]

My favourite intros are the ones where Blarg is dead staring into his camera

[@fiddelydee4423]

Why. Tf.

[@bidwell420]

Its cause he can't believe he's working with handicapped people with no education.

[@kuriboharukaze1442]

BRITISH "PERSON" DETECTED, KILL, KILL, KILL KILL, KILL, KILL KILL, KILL, KILL KILL, KILL, KILL KILL, KILL, KILL KILL, KILL, KILL KILL, KILL, KILL

[@jackbuchman6891]

@@fiddelydee4423because why not

[@braxtonpayne9093]

Jesus loves you

[@DoctorBubba55]

Only blarg would actually spill actual grandpas aches on minion crocs

[@itsbuddhaone]

*grandpas aches*

[@eloikmorissette8897]

Dont forget the cock written on it too for ultimate disrespect

[@WindowLickingDeer]

Grandpas do tend to ache, that kinda happens when you get older.

[@louisbaker3086]

*minion cocks

[@DigitlWaffle]

I hope Grandpas Ashes becomes the new Grimace shake, like instead of people dying with the purple shake on them, it's people covered in green liquid and itncould either be all the Goons surrounding a person, something representing Gssups, or just a scary looking grandpa

[@FireSkunk]

in 60 years you will be grandpa

[@DigitlWaffle]

@@FireSkunk we all will be grandpa, just like my grandpa, and his grandpa before him

[@staaaar_4]

I needed this GOONS mentally

[@Alan-m7f1c]

Replace your schizophrenia pills with the GOONS

[@EfymirTheTransient23]

that is a low point to be at.

[@OGVade]

@@EfymirTheTransient23I’ll go into your low point

[@kyleyoung5063]

This is a really sad moment for you

[@jacobstujenske3289]

I stared at the dog reverse-puking spaghetti for over an hour....I'm oddly craving spaghetti now

[@Joe-fw1kh]

Hmmm

[@pooddly9637]

sketti dawg

[@sdollar1399]

if that’s not a sign to quit smoking idk what is

[@thefonzflores4386]

Blarg: “I’m gonna dress like soup today” *Soup in his natural habitat*

[@thefonzflores4386]

@user-TeamGoons OMG NO WAY I CANT BELIEVE I WON GOD BLESSED ME TODAY WITH AN ANGEL

[@riddles610]

Soup mispronouncing ‘diglycerides’ killed me😂😂😂😂😂 30:07

[@livebungusreaction]

This comment needs more likes🤣

[@connorjl7]

“My grandpas death was a marketing ploy” OMFG I lost it😂😂😂

[@chasebh89]

This blarg guy is pretty funny, you should have him on as a guest more often

[@iXhowXXI]

true. but sadly he's busy playing with the guy name smii7y.

[@nizarrjoub7515]

2 Mondays in a row... wooow that's new 😂😂 keep it up ladies, gentlemen and the dooo 😂😂

[@littlederpjunior1476]

My family just missed our flight and now we have to spend 10+ hours in the airport in Washington waiting for another flight. Thanks for this wonderful podcast to pass the time

[@DigitlWaffle]

I feel that, I had to spend a whole day in an airport because we were at the wrong terminal, wish you the best of luck 🫡

[@littlederpjunior1476]

@@DigitlWaffle thanks

[@littlederpjunior1476]

It just got pushed from 9:30 pm to 11 💀

[@littlederpjunior1476]

Update: I’m home Now

[@evolutionarydeadend6812]

Hey glad you made it home Goonboi

[@aaronstiegel1146]

Goons topics? 1. You have to change the liquid precipitation that falls from the sky. What are you changing it to? 2. You have been selected to run for presidency (assume Blarg is American). Who are you selecting as your vice president/ running mate? Will you go for popularity and pick a famous person, vie for the minority vote, or actually pick someone with a political background? (You actually want to win) 3. Would you rather always have to walk with an old person walker with tennis balls on the end, or always have to use the chairlift thingy when going up and down stairs? You don't need either of these items, but you have to use them no matter what. 4. If all four of you (or more if there's a guest) woke up one day as a Sped and in order to turn back, you had to slap 100 different grandmas with a hamburger, who is turning back to normal the fastest? 5. You create a Goons charity because McNasty doesn't want to actually split the money. All proceeds actually go to someone in need. What charity are you creating? 6. God is letting you come up with a patch for humanity but you have to use Arkansas as the beta version to test it out. What patch are you dropping that God will release to the rest of the world? Let everyone answer first, but my answer would be getting rid of mosquitoes. Those were in-depth. Here are some rapid fire ideas that are whack. 7. What animal would you give wings to? 8. Is a boomerang called a boomerang because it was invented by boomers? 9. Make Dooo do a podcast using his voice box. Or at least the intro. 10. Which Goon has the most rizz? 11. Would you rather only eat dog food or only eat grass? 12. When you die, would you rather have your body launched into the sun, or be lubed up and slide down a giant cheese grater? 13. You're only allowed to beat off to animal porn. Which animal are you choosing, and why did all of you just say monkey porn? If you guys ever need more topics, just let me know. Y'all have skewed my brain so that it's fucked up, but at the same time creative and witty. Thanks for all that you do.

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

The first frame of this video is just visual cancer 😂 love it!

[@leebrown8496]

36:51… I don’t think anyone heard Mcnasty saying “I feel like it would be eating a Hermunculous or something” 🤣🤣🤣 dead!

[@fcsmeikuari1942]

29:20 how have they not heard of ‘space-food’ ice cream sandwiches?? I’ve known about and loved them since I was like 5, I always thought they were something everyone knew about

[@DavidReyes23-7]

Perfect timing I needed something to watch while at work

[@ayotonyy2529]

literally what i listen to in the office

[@slanenurgle1075]

Mcnasty getting 99 slayer was the most random/shocking/impressive news I heard all month…that sh*ts honesty wild

[@meatmanmagoo]

I'm so happy that anytime it zooms in on Doo you get a better view of the dog puking in reverse.

[@ComandanteYT]

15:58 “life imitates art” 💀💀💀

[@leechion2933]

Soup you mean 8:30 Those were wax cylinders. They were the first way of recording audio. Theyd have a pin on it thatd slowly move over as the wax spun, and the pin usually had a bugle horn on it to make that pin engrain the pattern of that sound. One of very few ideas Thomas Edison actually made himself and didnt steal from his workers.

[@WebJY]

What was his last word doctor? Doctor: 0:21

[@ItsKorbin.]

I have never been more jealous of blarg… I’m a huge Edmonton fan!

[@DT95KritterKeeping]

This podcast is why I'm addicted to Grandpa's ashes. Shits like sea green. Straight up painting toilets over here. Y'all are great. You're content really is helping me through a difficult time in my life and I just need to show some appreciation. Ps. Be nice to Ethan 😅

[@RoastFlea61]

RIP the goons, digglysuritis got them all

[@tonystates2574]

Hey I just wanna say you guys make things feel easier and really bring joy to my life, I was in a really low place recently and I almost wasn’t here anymore but I was able to overcome it and I just listen to the podcast because it helps take my mind off everything

[@reytrevino993]

Blarg's grandpa's ashes getting into his minion crocs that say cock on them, that's the most messed up thing I've heard in a minute 💀

[@Lilnate0864]

this podcast has fallen to pieces but I still love it

[@kyleyoung5063]

Implying it was ever structured.

[@xoashleyromero]

I love starting my week off with some brain rot, thanks bois ❤🤟🏼

[@banditcat9957]

33:20 The goons discover freeze dried ice cream.

[@themajesicjuan7443]

All of the stuff on screen and somehow both soup and blarg wearing "wife beaters" is somehow the most jarring

[@Chlosephene]

For titanfall 2 the community made a custom client to bypass the ddos issues. You can get into a regular match but it takes some time

[@GerinoMorn]

Ice-cream sandwich was invented for NASA by (freeze) dehydrating it to 0% moisture. It doesn't perish because no water = no life, even bacteria. Polysaccharides means essentially starch (saccharose, or sucrose, is table sugar. It has two "simple" sugars, so it's a di-saccharide. When you have a lot of simple sugars connected it is a polysaccharide, e.g. starch or cellulose.

[@ziggybob4565]

This is EXACTLY why we love the Goons

[@just_a_lifter]

QUESTION: what are y’all’s workout prs, that being squats, deadlifts, benches, curls

[@-.-6900]

Never expected to see BrutalMoose and then Soup eat the same freeze dried ice cream sandwich but here I am

[@jardeshna]

Blarg in that Cento grinding Froza the whole time lol

[@nunabisness7191]

I cannot contain my excitement to finally drink Grandpa’s Ashes, been waiting since that damn Warzone session.

[@coasternoodle7612]

i’ve watched all of ur guys podcast so when a new one drops its always a good day bc i have some new to listen 2

[@nam6128]

56:30 it was made for mre's like soup had before and was found to be an incredibly cheap way to process pork. I've had the same exact quality of rib sandwich both from mre's and in public school lunches. Blarg speaks the truth

[@leechion2933]

14:50 Man... that brought back such bad but terribly funny memories. My grandmother passed away 2014. Got her cremated. 4 years later I visit my aunt with my mother. we want to grab some of her ashes. My mother opened the box. A giant fucking puff of ash just powdered my mother in the face. She looked like a mime. My aunt started crying with my one cousin, a few of my other cousins laughed. My grandfather looks over and just says "You probably just got her ass ashes all over your face" Absolutely terrible but funny at the same time. It was her one last good bye

[@lunarpotpie8241]

Exactly what I needed to get me through my last hour at work

[@ironphoenix064]

When gramps forgets his meds.

[@3l_Wero_Loc0]

Dude, blarg looks hard af in the beginning. Looking like a secret service for keanu reeves

[@andyledesma3184]

I love the Titan submersible dubstep intro

[@scooterh7047]

Your Governors: Soup: Henry McMaster (R-SC) Dooo: Jim Parsons (R-MO) McNasty: Gavin Noisome (D-CA) I just know that...

[@MidnightKLP]

Them being fully perplexed by a freeze dried ice cream sandwich is so insane to me😭

[@grandginger4350]

When it comes to Titanfall 2 it is by far the best FPS game I ever played and put an insane amount of time on it. Although I haven't really played it lately there is a large community that still play it on what's called the northstar client on PC which basically is a modded version of the game that allows users to create and download mods and it's pretty awesome; ie custom game modes, custom made weapon skins and Titan skins including turning your Titan into Shrek. They also just recently added 2 new weapons and it's only getting more intricate as we go on.

[@mrrandom1479]

This feels like im high, on acid and running a 110 fever at the same time

[@Joe-fw1kh]

Maybe

[@yaboi97]

Yesssss time for the BONGOS podcast

[@dodge2025]

If you want to play Titanfall 2, use the Northstar client. Also, the devs let the hacking happen, since there was nobody working on the game. It got abandoned for Apex

[@djgiroux2815]

Bro literally met Leon Draisaitl and Connor McDavid with Zach Hyman, Ryan McLeod, and Evan Bouchard. I would've been starstruck

[@lisastovall9444]

31:00 my mom went to nasa in the mid 80s and brought me a dehydrated neopolitan ice cream sandwich. It wasn't terrible but it wasn't good

[@CoDMw2hunter]

I hope this intro becomes McNasty's next dubstep song lol "running out of breath" "blarg why are you staring at me like that"

[@shifty1927]

The filet o fish is one of the more legit items. They catch and process the fish on the same ship. Think its some Alaskan fish. Pollock. I watched a how its made episode of them one time. Also fun fact. It had its own mascot Phil A. O Fish😂😂😂 idk why I know this cause I think I've had maybe 2 fish sandwiches in my life. I live in Maryland theres plenty of places to get fish sandwiches that aren't mcds.

[@kpk4307]

Over here vibing to McNasty running outta breathe hoping he doesnt actually pass out 😂😂😂

[@ashtonmorton3002]

7:10 bring a whole new light to the Gunters from ready player one

[@BibbyNey]

I legitimately got stomach pain from looking at the start of this video. Keep up the stunning art, gents!

[@delta5130]

as someone who went back to titanfall two, it is an amazing game still and it holds up, i played for like half a year straight and never got hacked or anything, i just had to deal with unstable servers that would frequently crash. if you can get past that its still fucking amazing to play and i would love to see yall play a game on it

[@dommert5907]

27:26 mcnasty's sleep paralysis demon went downstairs to grab some milk (the demon has a wide neck)

[@marcusrichards5527]

When I was a kid and times were rough, I can remember opening some of my grandpa's C rations. A literal can we had to use a can opener for, the food was never good but the cigarettes weren't stale and the matches worked

[@adorethered]

blarg is wearing the starter kit for rural indiana....lol

[@RockytheDoggy1996]

That beatbox was unreal

[@jortapohnn]

This podcast makes me wanna backflip myself into a steel mill 10/10 love it

[@jcas236]

fun fact, the preservatives in mre's are what prevent you from shitting on the field. didnt shit for like a week cause thats all we had for lunch

[@Mousecopp]

theres a concerning lack of joke disclaimers with the goons ebetting murder in the beginning with the magnets lol

[@um_the_don6929]

Yum I love the reverse throwing up dog gif on doo's screen

[@snwfx5295]

The title says it all: its goona be a good episode

[@boonb1]

Yes let's go Goons on the day off Comment your favorite goons quotes

[@boonb1]

Mine is wake up dip Cook breakfast dip

[@kostashehe]

brush my teeth with a bottle of SHIT

[@heavymetal8180]

Gotta take it off safety buddy!

[@_NickSF_]

Didn't ask!

[@jakerichardson6296]

Anything yumi did with his rotting leg

[@Noicewitit]

I just want the people to know that the goons just did an ad read for Applebees on spotify… man does life come full circle

[@benmiller8389]

DOOO!!! GO DO YA THANG ON BLACK OPS 2! Nostalgia run for the win!

[@steamytree7951]

There are a total of 20 gifs as of the beginning of this podcast

[@nostalgianetwork1225]

I like bdsm Blarg Doo Soup Mcnasty

[@Preston301]

i legit couldn't watch this because of dog throwing up spaghetti so i just had to listen thank god its a pod cast

[@EntombedEagle40]

Matt looks like a southerner lol 😂 he looks like the guy at the Chevron in a beat up Chevy.

[@LJDD5625]

The light in the window is a crack in the sky A stairway to darkness in the blink of an eye?

[@pablohummachi7228]

I'm going to save this for when I pop a tab next.

[@flamyflame3829]

Hearing blarg say my last name was the most "WHAT" moment ever

[@operationyeet7010]

My 10 month old daughter started dancing to mcnastys beatbox😭

[@TylerRichardson14]

YEE YEEEEEEEE! get some R+10 oil for them shades BOYYYY!

[@verakoo6187]

Blarg should put his Grandpa's Ashes in a Grandpa ashes container lol

[@SapphoPrime]

The casual Doooo racism gets me every time😂

[@bloodyrose7252]

Glad Matt agrees that world at war is one of it not the most gritty and realistic cod game

[@sandermb]

Filet o fish is beast

[@JasonJebezSam]

I heard about 6 words from this entire podcast because I was too captivated by reverse dog puke spaghetti

[@DovahTheHero]

Blarg was thinking of MW2 Scrapyard

[@T-RentSchwandt3]

Mcnasty's dubstep beat intro did not have to go that hard 🎉

[@ghostcodclanled3962]

The Mountain house meals are actually pretty good, I lived off them when I hiked the Appalachian Trail and they were great!

[@stormierbody8419]

Blarg be cosplaying as soup

[@mike-oxmol]

Filet o fish is the oldest item on the menu because its been sittin in the back since '67

[@nateb9689]

Honestly the ice cream sandwich isn't a bag idea for if you're in a cold survival situation and need to maintain body fat to stay warm and energetic

[@bussystank1316]

Topic recommendation: what is your favorite album of all time

[@imabeast7778]

In this episode, the Goons discover freeze-dried food.

[@dummohead3435]

blarg looks like if you crossed the genetics of 100 random nascar fans in that no sleeve shirt and shades

[@lilliandavis8821]

I just got here and I'm scared pretty sure I developed every mental condition looking at this

[@RelentlessGamingX]

I imagine Blarg talking to McDavid like the guy from the garage in last episode

[@riddles610]

Whey is not referring to whey protein, if it were whey protein it would say whey protein😂😂😂 Whey is a watery liquid left over when curds are removed from milk 31:52