This Fish Can Stick to Anything!

[@svenyes4078]

”He’s just chillin” The fish: ”I miss them, my family, the light, it’s coming closer, I’m scared”

[@ianmotley3934]

Family?

[@adriantan5591]

Mmm family

[@bradohms]

There’s nothing stronger than family, the fish won’t die……because of family

[@Hello-dk8ly]

@@ianmotley3934 DOM TORETTO!

[@ginpau7416]

@@ianmotley3934 “who needs girlfriend when you have family” -probably you

[@danix114]

The man: “He’s just chilling on ya cheek” The fish: *Dying fish noises*

[@catboy9066]

Dude who cares the fish died you can eat these things anyway they taste like trigger fish

[@brinst_ar]

@@catboy9066 yeah but that doesn't mean it's ok to toy with the life of the poor thing.

[@zve6]

@@catboy9066 kill it first Not killing it is like torturing it

[@catboy9066]

@@zve6 bruh its dead

[@zve6]

@@catboy9066 I'm not talking about this one I Commented that in the context of scenarios where they play with a fish without killing it first and just let it suffocate

[@_m889]

He's just chillin. Fish: "I feel myself getting colder and colder, I'm going to die"

[@PinkPanther45518]

I was thinking the same thing!🤣🤣😱 Like cool so many facts about Remora, while the Remora is getting deader and deader by the second.

[@PinkPanther45518]

Like he's just: "This is a Remora they can stick to any surface very well, they have a powerful suction device up on their very tippy top of their head. Just like a mussle's and barnacles have incredibly strong suction organs as well, they are almost impossible to pry from whatever surface they are stuck to, lets not forget about the Moon Snail." While the Remora is just like: " I have been plucked from the safety and sanctity of my home by a behemoth! Oh whatever shall I do, I can feel my life waning every second I am out in this accursed alien place! This creature has a deathly grip upon me, how will I ever escape this torment!"

[@that_human_from_the_sky]

Hahaha😂😂😂😂😂

[@savekillqqpsounds8473]

XD

[@leenzairi1707]

Vnbkkkm

[@TheTaw19]

"HE'S JUST CHILLING" THE FISH: [WHISPER]"Hey, how you doing little momma? Let me whisper in your ear. Tell you a little something that you'll like to hear."

[@user-mn6ji7zv7t]

Whistle song Ying Yang Twins

[@さいど-k9n]

"It's free real estate"

[@TheGreatestTerrariaPlayerEver]

👾

[@ModMokkaMatti]

​@@user-mn6ji7zv7tWhistle Tips Go Woooo - Bubb Rubb & Li'l Sis

[@Quthology]

W ref

[@Memer44]

Fish: “I can't breath, but it's ok, he's giving a great massage.”

[@chloematthews4615]

I had a stroke reading this

[@kuchukboromdebbarma2117]

@@chloematthews4615 not sure if you are talking about the edited comment or the original comment but if you are talking about the edited version You might be lacking basic comprehension skills

[@banana7558]

@@kuchukboromdebbarma2117 I'm quite sure he's referring to the original comment.

[@juliogomez2749]

Who cares

[@thebardock6785]

@@chloematthews4615 if you had a stroke reading something.... Might want to get checked out.

[@Rahul31129]

Human: (drowning) Fishes: he's chilling 🙂

[@reidbishop7965]

Cry harder

[@benzoballin]

I bet u punching the air watching this

[@konny6007]

@@benzoballin wdym he was just saying that this is wrong

[@konny6007]

@@benzoballin n im not vegan

[@adumbfreakshow2260]

It's not drowning it's suffocating.

[@beetledesert8642]

“Hes just chillin!” The fish: “Mr. Stark? I dont feel so good….”

[@theidiotandme]

Mr shark

[@montygoober7980]

@@theidiotandme Mr. Shark 🫡

[@Cooldudejr]

Just put some sea water on its gills and he or she would be find until you toss back in the water

[@arceliaornelas8253]

Mr Shark I don't feel so good not Mr. Stark.

[@A1S2_]

wing of glory?😱🥵

[@eoindonnelly658]

Im high af and thought this was a stanley knife

[@BrayanCarmona-kr7vt]

It does look like a Stanley knife. Nature has weird ways of copying us. Lol 😂

[@kz_lsz]

i thought it was a remote bc of the way he was holding it 😂

[@LamLe-ls7fh]

😂

[@aiden4884]

LOLLLLL

[@CostaPachos]

Fr

[@JWBSS]

Its all fun and games untill that fish doesn't want to get off.

[@nomasan]

_Flex Tape™_ : *"It even works underwater!"*

[@frostigamer9740]

@@nomasan 😂 😂

[@mongz1237]

You kill then it will get off

[@SCARx497]

How long do you think a fish can survive without water?

[@fnyourmom3064]

@@SCARx497 7

[@DeltaDanner]

Fish: *holds a human underwater and forces their hand around a coral* This thing can grab onto anything! Look at him! He’s just chilling!

[@whipwelder3417]

You for got the "how creepy is that"

[@farahmughal]

Lol

[@dethrazorx9779]

The fish breaths through its gills it’s gill is on the guys face so it can’t breath so it trying to breathe by sucking in so it would die eventually if you kept it there and fall down

[@K1llSil]

Fish sounds delicious rn

[@_GamerG]

*under air *In a mini building

[@fluzzles]

Them: "look at that guys" Meanwhile the fish: *why are we still here, just to suffer*

[@UnknownPerson-2004]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@toroselfpropelledgaslawnmo5197]

people like you ruined this meme

[@kerisklatey9764]

0:0

[@kerisklatey9764]

0:00

[@lupusmalum6103]

@@toroselfpropelledgaslawnmo5197 no. it was pretty funny. you're just a thief of joy.

[@thebubsy3dgamer]

"What do I look like, a fridge magnet?"

[@OrangeEnjoyer]

The fish: I can’t breathe The two humans: let’s play with the fishy

[@apang1831]

Fish live matter

[@manny_menin022]

@@apang1831 I'm literally going to loot and riot cause of this

[@flipmanlet8982]

"i'm being oppressed by a human!"

[@shugbub]

It was probably fine

[@bigtonevargas6696]

Ya the fish just suffering

[@DrumWild]

When a fish out of place Gets attached to your face That's remora

[@thebestusername5852]

This comment is underrated 😂

[@CC-fo7tr]

And I swim in the sea And a shark violates me He comes ashora

[@spaceystaci1]

10/10

[@lt.brucifer]

🤣😂🤣😂

[@poetdrunken5775]

what do you referring to

[@knot1047]

His wife later: WHO GAVE YOU THAT HICKEY!? Him: It's nothing, just that a fish sucked on my face.

[@almightyjayicey3687]

😂😂I’m dead

[@kenzo2909]

LMAO

[@user-ld6me2yt8o]

that sounds *s* *u* *s*

[@Kauan176ProBr]

@@user-ld6me2yt8o hmmm

[@GaryCandyPrince]

bold of you to assume he has a wife lmao

[@ashishkumargaurav6745]

"This is a moron, okay?" Thats What I heard 😂

[@recyclops1777]

The man: “He’s just chillin on your cheek!” The fish: I don’t need it..

[@Symora]

*….I NEEEEEEED ITTTTTTTTTT*

[@Wetbluecat]

@@Symora becomes hydrated

[@lifegoeson1007]

😄😅

[@w.dgaster2621]

Sucks out all his blood

[@bluemorpho4941]

" I DEFINITELY don't need it..."

[@TTamee]

“He’s just chillin” The comment section: oh no he ain’t

[@bloxitictypo4747]

Out of all the comments I was looking for this one.

[@tipat8343]

@@bloxitictypo4747 all of the comment saying the fish is dying. They are uneducated

[@soresenja1990]

lmao fr

[@Mr_Makina]

@@tipat8343 not surprised, its YT shorts... ignorance and arrogance wins/is rewarded before facts and accountability is.

[@thecosmo69]

Yeah lmao the comments suddenly became the expert out of this video suddenly

[@JohanLiebert-h2c]

The man: "Look He's chillin bruh" Fish: "I'm marine not Terrestrial put me back in the water"

[@seanA416]

The man: Look he's chillin bruh! Me: Wait, that fish can breathe air...?

[@TheRPGentleman]

"Look, he's suffocating, bruh."

[@senzuka_se]

whats the big deal were gonna cook em anyway lemao

[@Sp4wn_]

@@senzuka_se ikr

[@snoot6629]

@@Sp4wn_ a fish that died in pain (suffocation) tastes less good compared to fish that was killed in a humane way (pike to the spine/brain stem) Because of the blood and adrenaline rush of suffocation

[@The_RedJet]

Fish: “what’s that guy doing?” Human: *Literally Drowning* Another fish: “oh him? He’s just chilling”

[@CyberWarezz05]

"He's just chillin'!" No man, he's dying

[@rosez7870]

😂😂

[@johnnyporker8837]

fish can easily survive 3-4 minutes over water, a few seconds doesn't matter

[@thegoliath9310]

@@johnnyporker8837 even if it does die, that's just a free meal.

[@brinst_ar]

@@thegoliath9310 a single fish meal and still not ok to do that to it.

[@thegoliath9310]

@@brinst_ar why? It's just an animal. These guys apparently hunted it fair and square. And one fish can be a meal for one person.

[@SomeOne-rw6gz]

Fish: dying and struggling Man: this fish can stick to anything!!

[@mr.altaccount3688]

spelling checks out

[@---nl3zh]

Cant really see it struggling 🤔🤔

[@sybrenvanderley6685]

@@---nl3zh no, and it probably has been out of water for less then a minute and they are gonna out it back quickly as they are sport fishermen

[@---nl3zh]

@@sybrenvanderley6685 Thats how it should be 😄👍

[@johndexterzarate6663]

...."Plus, it even works underwater!"

[@Gmany01]

“Tell my wife *gasps*… I love her, and tell johnny *gasps*… I’m proud of him.”

[@thechillnoob2.080]

U have a wife??? And who is Johnny??

[@Gmany01]

@@thechillnoob2.080 because of your pfp I genuinely can’t tell if you’re kidding or not.

[@jordacious7179]

Lol

[@NotAccepted444]

MIKE NOOO

[@HYDROCARBON_XD]

I don’t think fishes call their offspring “johnny”

[@dontplayw_thme595]

“He’s just gasping for oxygen on your face!”

[@jimboh.2654]

He was also sexual assault 👺

[@bigcheesus6111]

“hes just chilling” nah man thats the fish reaching out to death

[@flower4886]

EXACTLY

[@maciejfedak1258]

Fish dont die in 20 seconds without water lol

[@crucix5124]

How dramatic you are. They only caught the fish for a moment, it will not die -_-

[@YplanAnimator]

@@crucix5124 i bet its impossible to a video with no people missing jokes exist

[@MyLast2Braincells84]

@@maciejfedak1258 A small fish can die in 3-5 mins, how long do you think this idiot decided to play with it for?

[@Dapperghost]

Imagine Him going home to his gf or something and she’s like “Is that a hickey on your face!?” And he’s just “it was a fish!”

[@itzdcx]

😂😂😂😂

[@vierkantbonsai7450]

Im not gay and I am not a fish man.

[@blueotan]

His gf or bf

[@DieLazergurken]

@@vierkantbonsai7450 but you like fish sticks?

[@Diskillfr]

@@blueotan only gf

[@mirkyly1775]

Fish: literally dying this man: "HE'S JUST CHILLING, ON YA CHEEKS"

[@beepboop9848]

On my cheeks?? 😳

[@xandusviii9629]

@@beepboop9848 not the only thing that’s going to be chillin on your cheeks 😈

[@hamzaahmad129]

@@xandusviii9629 Hold on bruh

[@jamilf2667]

💀

[@Datguy_Dq]

@@xandusviii9629 you ain’t lyin at all my boi😈😈

[@Flabberdoodled]

If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, we’re friends now.

[@anonymoushack9453]

His gf: “whoever gave you that hickey smells like fish. we are breaking up”

[@aaroncuhh2528]

@bowen voowy Jesus your soft. How old are you btw?

[@scott_41]

@@aaroncuhh2528 I bet he'd knock you out 1v1

[@hary5406]

@@scott_41 1v1 with your mom

[@goforalob2k10]

@bowen voowy cringe 😬

[@Ajcarter95]

Omg i live these comments 🤣🤣

[@yannahlol3017]

Him: 'He’s just chillin!' The Fish: *DONT YOU SEE ME GASPING FOR AIR?!*

[@NINJADJNEXT]

Gasping for air? Plenty of air where its at on his face lmfao

[@hallow7102]

Air😂

[@yannahlol3017]

@@NINJADJNEXT well dang lol.

[@eccedentesiast2328]

Gasping for water

[@jonche9686]

😂 air

[@EliandNate]

"He's just chillin" The fish: I-i c-cant breath

[@Bladerunner-sn7tv]

my brother in christ, the fish is completely fine.

[@talegamer1310]

​@@Bladerunner-sn7tvNo.

[@firstletterofthealphabet7308]

most fish, and the Amora does not seem to be an exception. According to the lineage it is in, can breathe air to a certain extent through their swim bladders. some fish can survive a few hours, some fish, even days, while breathing air. Betta fish actually exclusively breathe air. The remora might be very stressed out of water, but it is fine for the most part. Toying with living creatures isn’t a very moral thing to do, but at least they’re not actually killing the fish.

[@アキコ2003]

​@@Bladerunner-sn7tvsthu

[@AMC_Fishing]

@@talegamer1310 dumb as a bag of rocks

[@andreasbecker2132]

LOVE IT😍 And even more how the fish is suffocating cause you guys are having fun with it so nice! Keep up the good work buddy

[@bluesturdevant453]

"Hes just chilling" The fish: "As the seconds go by, the light begins to creep away and i cant help but to think of my wife and guppies, and why I had to swim this direction on this day leading me to the cold dark mercy of the human condition..."

[@movedaccountscyayalls7119]

ABAHHAHAHAHAHA jokes aside, I heard this fish can live up to 11 hours outside of water, I'm quite frankly the sure though, Also humans have Essential oils the could potentially toxinate this fish and it's literally sticking on his skin

[@princej088]

Isn't the light supposed to get closer?

[@Itssdahi]

@@princej088 nah cause your obv gonna stop working lad

[@lonzarellibellamy1904]

"Quoth the remora till he hurt no more"

[@luchilovesyou9260]

😞

[@ki_suco13]

"He is just chilling" Meanwhile fish proceeds to suffocate.

[@anantsingh6915]

👁️👁️ 👃 👄👄

[@_Experience_.]

@@anantsingh6915 two mouths?

[@ilackcreativity-8047]

@@anantsingh6915 oh no

[@phillipdavis1130]

The proper term is air drowning. Drowning in air.

[@samc2]

I thought he was holding a novelty shark-shaped Stanley knife to begin with, that's an actual FISH????

[@kemwuel3055]

He's just chillin on your cheek! Fish: Too much air! Too much ai-

[@shadrachraaging9531]

No comments? Let me fix that

[@eksboks148]

​@@shadrachraaging9531stop fixing what ain't broke

[@newp0rt]

nice you copied the top 5k comments! you are so smart! the fact that i cant find an actual comment after endless scrolling is concerning. human people are dumber than robots now i swear. actual mindless drones copying others for a semblance of dopamine from internet points.

[@Flashxyz123]

​Stop saying broke your describing you're financial situation too much​@@eksboks148

[@moondart6963]

@@eksboks148 fr

[@normalguy11.11]

The fish: "I cant breathe" Humans: **Lol, Sticking go brrrrr**

[@lordpoochalot]

Fish still has more brains

[@zarrowthehorse]

Dead joke

[@TeukuMkabau-xh2vk]

@@zarrowthehorse oh my god

[@TeukuMkabau-xh2vk]

@@zarrowthehorse why

[@tr9o9r9r]

George Nibber Floyd: "I can't breathe" Humans: " haha kneel go brrrr"

[@ceruelion815]

"He's just chillin" Fish: "This is my 13th reason."

[@nathanchung27]

Haven't even watched the show and this made me snort

[@FranciumBoron]

“And my 13th regeneration..”

[@DookasFN]

LMAO 13 Reasons Why references 😂

[@Duolingo2470]

"He's just chilling" The ramora: "what is this, the whispers are getting louder and light is coming closer tell my family I love them"

[@ninjamitcherz]

How is he going to explain the giant hickey on his left cheek now?

[@blueberrymuffin6857]

"Yeah, sure, it was a fish, what kind of fish could've left that mark?! "

[@Cast1]

The video 🥸

[@korveret4514]

He live-streamed it I think it would be pretty easy to explain

[@andraramadhan1802]

this is real cause i've seen this fish

[@cautiontoaster4947]

It was fish i swear

[@Queen_Maii]

“He’s just chilling” The fish:Gasping for air/water wanting to go back in the water

[@RiderBlitz1.0]

Yup

[@samharrison476]

I know about every single person that is watch this saw

[@Omni-Limited]

They don’t gasp for air dummy

[@agenda3854]

“Gasping for air”

[@senn.k]

gasping for 𝙬𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧*

[@canetam]

Man: he is just chilling Fish: HELP ME GOD PLEASE

[@asianvoctro4842]

they can last up to an hour out of the water

[@randomcreb6154]

@@asianvoctro4842 still painful tho

[@Chaoscelus]

@@randomcreb6154 how

[@randomcreb6154]

@@Chaoscelus suffocation

[@Chaoscelus]

@@randomcreb6154 suffocation aint painful

[@ReelLife369]

Him: "how crazy is that?" Fish: "crazy you didn't out me somewhere else"

[@qeroexuwu7030]

"This fish can stick onto anything" Me: oh cool, i can use him as a fridge decor

[@RMslostairpods]

Lmao😂😂😂😂

[@CakeKaiq]

If there is any fridge doctor that looks like this fish, I would definitely get

[@warmafia5353]

I also have a fish. But it's inside the fridge. 🐟

[@gabrielex]

@@CakeKaiq so that's who you call when your fridge isn't working well, the fridge doctor!

[@mxq4k132]

Hhh meanwhile, it looks like those vintagve fridges doorhandles.

[@faisalgill4100]

Fish: - is suffocating - The man : THE FISH IS CHILLING ON HIS FACE

[@memberjoker]

HHaha facts

[@home.....]

in one or another way, the fish is actually very relatable.

[@1sttvbn]

Awwww

[@falkon3856]

I'm glad that 123 other people see sense. All I could think was put it back now ! It's dying

[@memyselfandi6354]

@@falkon3856 Calm down, it'll be okay.

[@ryuatoro]

Human : He's just chilling. Fish : HUGHH HUGHHH AHHH WATERRRRRRRRR HU

[@JOSEHERNANDEZ-of8bc]

Bro chill it's a fish they'll put it back

[@samharrison476]

You don’t know if they will die by the time they even get into the water

[@kop7125]

@@samharrison476 or the divers would eat it after

[@Zhiivago]

What a beautiful smile

[@jonathanchristopherxixi]

Guy: look this fish can stuck on your face, look he's just chilling Fish: 👁️👄👁️ water plz

[@alcatraz0198]

way to get an infection

[@f.b.i9626]

Best comment, made my day

[@thebotanist7145]

@@alcatraz0198 By letting him suck his cheek? There is no cut, so a infection is.. impossible.

[@alcatraz0198]

@@thebotanist7145 but not totally impossible, as some microorganisms can burrow into your skin

[@belovedtruth3447]

@@alcatraz0198 what about when that other guy rubbing it with his fingers? Can it get through the finger skin too?

[@jesusiscoming1721]

"He's just chillin" The fish: I can finally hear them. The voices of my ancestors. They're calling me.

[@hari-33147]

Fish: "I'm dying" Hooman: "He's just chilling"

[@traciecoffey1004]

he isn’t dying specifics sense a remora those fish can last up to a hour on land and are practically a pest anyway soooo

[@redbluestar1272]

@@traciecoffey1004 wait, how can remoras be pest? Just asking

[@georgiykireev9678]

@@redbluestar1272 If I had to guess, it's probably how they stick to boats and yachts, increasing the drag. Not sure if that's enough to consider them pests though

[@traciecoffey1004]

@@redbluestar1272 there’s millions of them they eat everything that’s natural and they take your bait AND you can’t eat them

[@redbluestar1272]

@@traciecoffey1004 oh ok, I see now

[@nathanblack370]

Now the fun part pullin it off 😂

[@baligong3592]

Fish: **dying asking the Humans to put him back in** Humans: **nae nae for 3 min straight and says the Fish is Chilling**

[@crucix5124]

How dramatic you are. They only caught the fish for a moment, it will not die -_-

[@chrisreimer5333]

Fish’s have the same feelings like other animals and us

[@marcxworld5708]

@@chrisreimer5333 they do not have the same feelings as us

[@MyLast2Braincells84]

@@marcxworld5708 Fish can feel pain and they can also die within as little as 3 mins out of water.

[@3chxntrxss]

@@crucix5124 how would you feel if a giant being from the ocean grabbed you and dragged you under water for a while and started playing with you like a toy, and then proceed to say “just chilling” while you are in need of oxygen 😪😕

[@AdrianChazz]

For any fish lovers out there who want to learn more: The remora /ˈrɛmərə/, sometimes called suckerfish, is any of a family (Echeneidae) of ray-finned fish in the order Carangiformes. Depending on species, they grow to 30-110 cm (12-43 in) long. Their distinctive first dorsal fins take the form of a modified oval, sucker-like organ with slat-like structures that open and close to create suction and take a firm hold against the skin of larger marine animals.

[@vampante]

sucker fish

[@ethanmacleod1721]

Thanks for all the info

[@ethanmacleod1721]

@@vampante well to be truly accurate they suck other fish

[@aym9808]

@@vampante That's fishy

[@vampante]

@@aym9808 i see what you did there

[@caylynsheldon1564]

“This fish can stick to anything!” The fish: “I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory. Is this where it gets me?”

[@bubblysnowflake8031]

nO

[@lovingkokichi4159]

“On a beach, several feet above the sea? I feel it coming, should I try to swim or should I let it be?”

[@bubblysnowflake8031]

this has to StOp

[@ottergibby6559]

@@lovingkokichi4159 yes a hamilton reference

[@ottergibby6559]

@@lovingkokichi4159 you have my respect

[@Pixelgirl-ue9fn]

Suppressing the urge to constantly say I caught that in Animal Crossing

[@HorizonSniper__]

*he's just chilling* Fish: I cannot breathe. This feels so alien. My body feels a thousand times heavier, it is so cold.... Is that a light? I'm scared...

[@Nonexistentbystanderhere]

Chewing

[@thai8425]

🍿

[@cronky_cookie3918]

Being the emotional friend in the movie theater

[@sillysie1]

You’ve clearly never been fishing your weak

[@kairusawatari]

@@sillysie1 wow super strong man here calling someone on the internet weak

[@nicolaberry9550]

Him: “he’s just chilling” The fish: _It’s my fault really, I swam too close to the surface. I just wanted see the sun. I’m definitely seeing the light now. But at what cost… at what cost?_

[@thai8425]

🍿

[@warrenarnold]

Ahah hey yow, is everything ok at home

[@JamietheEmperor]

stop making the same joke over and over again

[@nicolaberry9550]

@@JamietheEmperor Um no? People are having fun with it. Why should everyone stop simply because you don’t like it?

[@JamietheEmperor]

kinda shows how dumb it is

[@theultimatefreak666]

At least one person has put that fish in their pants, I'm sure of it

[@thefakejoel7323]

And if not then I'm gonna be the first. Edit: fellas, I have returned. Went out to the ocean and found one of the lil guys, I tried putting him down my pants but he was a bit slimy and he slid down to my leg and now hes still stuck there, I've tried pulling him off but he complained so he just kind of chills with me. His name is John also. I don't complain because I enjoy the company, he also pays rent and has a job (that he coincidentally only goes to when I'm asleep) I go buy food for him and he'll pay me because apparently we don't use the same currency as fish, which I suppose makes sense. John can be a bit annoying sometimes, I'll wake up in the middle of the night because he was blasting Ocean Man on the speakers, we've got into a few fights about it but for the most part we've sorted it out. I've also woken up to a whole bunch of his friends sucked onto my leg as well, having a party or smthin, them sonsovbiches stole my booze one night and never paid for it. Luckily John's a pretty nice fish and paid for it himself despite not drinking it. I'm not sure how they got there in the first place to be honest, John says not to worry about it but I don't know . Anyways, he says hes not gonna stay forever because he has a wife and kids back home, and the only reason he stuck to me was so he could get away for awhile and then just say to them that he was kidnapped by some person grabbing fish in the ocean (which I suppose is the truth). I'm not gonna question it, I get family drama and all that. He said he'll be around for maybe another month and then go back home. so yeah, theres your update. Not sure I recommend the rest of you to go steal one of these lil guys out of the ocean but the one I got is a pretty swell friend.

[@Nascgtr]

@@thefakejoel7323 uh..

[@shtrdVo1cano]

Oh my

[@fugent9278]

stop

[@charlesbridges3991]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PilotEddisthecow]

Sus fish “He uses it to suck on fish💀” “He’s chilling on your cheek”

[@crapcase3985]

'This fish can stick to anything' *looks down* "I'm sorry little one"

[@movedaccountscyayalls7119]

why do you want a slimy water critter to be stuck on your

[@matteogorzoni3177]

The comment i was searching for

[@ianmotley3934]

Why u want feeshy on ur peepee

[@Armz69]

lol whaaaa, how creepy is that 😂

[@Xani-Mator]

I never thought this comment section gets wierder

[@C0mmander]

Looks like a hidden USB stick switch

[@elliefisher-c8y]

“this is a remora” me who’s watched octonauts: i know exactly what this is.

[@Wparker23]

@@undrsk0re a cult to have the same username and profile picture and spam on youtube commentary

[@asiancat9867]

@@undrsk0re I wanna join!

[@grimm7001]

I knew what this was from watching Wild Kratts

[@C-Midori]

AUHYYYYYYYYYYY

[@PlanetaryConsumer]

Based

[@Rudheuur]

"He is just chilling" "Bump bump bulp (GIMME SOME WATER YOU IDIOT, I AM DYING)"

[@dreadcrimson7966]

Dude: He's just CHILLIN' on ya CHEEK! Fish: Please, deliver me to the cool blue in which I belong, o gods of the land. *Have mercy on my soul.*

[@jeepgaiser2979]

Hahaha

[@SVACDC09]

Dude: look it’s just chilling on your face Fish: *gasping for air*

[@Dr_Hax101]

Its water

[@burgertime9040]

@MARIO way to go Mario

[@reedy_9619]

Gasping for water*

[@GoodNewzzz]

@MARIO Wtf???

[@nexusiguess]

@MARIO its like 100% better because the username wtf lmaoo

[@zeroenvious9317]

I wish people knew that fish live significantly longer out of water than we do underwater💀

[@Jak-it]

What lol

[@tomwanders6022]

I read depending on species, minutes, hours or months. If this one is a Minute species, then he is pretty endangered, depending on how long he was out.

[@jaydenbotelho]

Regardless of whether it will live I doubt the fish wants to be there. Leave wildlife alone.

[@tylortech]

😂😂

[@zeroenvious9317]

@@Jak-it I'm saying that fish synthesize oxygen in a different way than humans and they can be out of water much longer than humans can underwater. there is a species of fish that can live out of water for two months or more. A few seconds of it stuck to this guy's face isn't gonna hurt or kill it. I'm not saying it's not uncomfortable for the fish or anything but it's gonna be fine.

[@JustZal]

Remoras are cute honestly They clean teefs!

[@DarkDemon259]

"He's just chilling" The fish: "The cold darkness of death creeps ever closer as my body falls weak. My gills burn as they try to pull what little moisture can be found in this world of poison gas. My scales protect my body from the scorching light but my eyes have become dry and cracked. I have little strength left to move but it is futile as my body is prisoner to the giants' will. All hope is lost and I only pray that death will show mercy and make this suffering brief."

[@MyKIDROBOT369]

This was so good

[@aydenf9301]

this is the best youtube comment ive ever read

[@meatballman9745]

It's called "sucker fish". *suckah feesh*

[@Gawrgoombus]

Reminds me of Darkest Dungeon narrative during game play lol

[@Tom-xq7ys]

As dramatic as anime

[@saitama6705]

Literally fighting to survive Two dudes: it sticks to ya face!

[@Snailimp]

"He's just chilling!" Bro, he can't even breathe

[@What_The_producer]

that’s the joke bruh the o mount of people that dosent get this joke is ridiculous and it’s not like they ate him if u went to their channel u would know they put it back in the water

[@alex2607]

@@What_The_producer they should’ve never got the fish out of the water in the first place- people don’t respect animals at all

[@GOREFEAST]

@@alex2607 oooh pooor....nature is often much much crueler and you bcm asissy about a fish being put out ofand than back into the water. If your so hypersensitive, don't watch - and most important dont comment. There has always to be this PETA/Greenpeace person

[@xlostinpluto6001]

@@alex2607 you know fish will take way longer to suffocate. It takes minutes. So i dont see how this is torture when other aquatic life eat them anyway. It jsnt bad nor good. Its just is

[@alex2607]

@@xlostinpluto6001 for humans it takes minutes too lmao, and people just need to leave animals alone-

[@Theodore001]

This wild bratts episode was so good!

[@____Rahaf]

Guy: He is just chilling on your cheek Fish: “Hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in your ear”

[@kingaragornii9940]

Rahaf, where's your dad's lessons at?

[@Void_Sweets]

Also fish: 'Hey. How you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied, I'm dyinh

[@theomni1012]

It’s free real estate

[@holdenbostocky1998]

I was going to like this comment but it was at 69 so I had to leave it

[@sybrenvanderley6685]

@@Void_Sweets he isn't dying yet, it probably has only been out for a minute or less

[@jerrelmoreno5312]

Guy: he's chillin Fish: as my last breath goes by, even if no one can hear me right now, i'd like to tell my wife, my kids, my mom, and my dad, how much i love them. I may have many regrets in my life and this maybe the biggest one yet but i was glad to live a happy life with my family, goodbye cruel world~

[@Mausk45Edits]

Don't worry they cooked him it tasted good remora fish are edible

[@vexylion]

Sad

[@blushy2513]

Bro why y'all acting like you've never eaten a fish before. 💀

[@CoolCatTNT]

I think it can still breath because it's gills are wet

[@frostedlambs]

Fish can live for a couple minutes out of water

[@hyacinth2247]

He's just chillin in his face! Fish: I literally can't breath Edit: I'm just talking about the fish and the replies here turned into a George Floyd discussion (´-ι_-｀)

[@roman9577]

LMAO

[@duggeeo4147]

dw man they don’t die after like 30 seconds out of water

[@iamsonedisoncahaya4845]

Poor fish.

[@lilxanax7243]

george floyd

[@lexthebored8122]

@@duggeeo4147 they can die at any point out of the water like how any of us can drown in the 30 second to 2 minute time frame. Now, 20 seconds wouldn’t be the end of the world if they had just caught it and videoed then put it back in the water but when the fish’s skin isn’t shiny then it’s been out for way too long. Whenever I go fishing, I only take the fish out long enough to get a picture if it’s a good one, carefully unhook it, and then I put it back in the water which generally only takes 10-20 seconds and the fish’s skin never becomes dry like in the video. I also dunk the fish in a bucket of water to let it breathe and keep its skin dry while I remove the hook.

[@venjhie8623]

Bro became a shark now

[@Br020XX]

hé is just chiling fish : KILL ME , PLEASE KILL ME , THE AGONY I CAN’T

[@OrangeEnjoyer]

69

[@freedomderpy4679]

@@OrangeEnjoyer 69

[@yupimjojo45]

@@freedomderpy4679 69

[@jonathanmoelester448]

@@yupimjojo45 69

[@WhozMuffinzz]

@@jonathanmoelester448 69

[@shkididepoppop6166]

I caught like 10 of these at the beach i just called them alien fish

[@bigsmoke1787]

How creative... anyways there are some people who believe somebody stepped on this fish but they survived and have to live with a step mark on top of their head for the rest of their lives

[@shkididepoppop6166]

@@bigsmoke1787 one got stepped on and passed their stepped on genes along, this is definitely what happened

[@Complex_assault]

They eat parasites on larger fish like sharks and whales in exchange for food protection and a free ride. They almost never get eaten because they are so useful and have almost no meat. *Almost* never get eaten...

[@mekolines8781]

@@bigsmoke1787 sounds logic

[@bradyanderson7686]

@drew michael yeah that's like 99% of what they eat. You're correct

[@lottiedeiji173]

Me, an Animal crossing player: "Hey, I've seen that before"

[@AngieStaysHome]

Same

[@mynftforsale7680]

Me, a normal human: "Hey, I've seen that before"

[@mytasteinmusicisyourface3020]

@@mynftforsale7680 lol wut, people who play animal crossing aren't normal? 😂

[@bananabread6672]

I was looking for a comment that said something like that

[@kitrous9939]

Me, a person who’s gone fishing: “hey, I’ve seen that before”

[@TheRealCoded]

everybody gangster until it doesnt pull off and you have to live life with a fish on your face 💀

[@0mn0m15]

"Go, Shark Stickers!!" - Shark, Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Links. But ngl, Remoras are cool animals.

[@HighGuy69]

I mean their head looks like mother nature accidentally stepped on them... With a *BOOT* . So ye they're cool

[@NotZenith3198]

Liked it to keep it at 69

[@destinyharris3488]

“He’s just chilling on your cheek!” Fish: I don’t know how long I will survive this. I have been plucked from my home for nearly 2 minutes now and the oxygen is slowly depleting from my body. I believe I will die.

[@python6344]

Apparently these fishes can hold their breath upto an hour Edit: this could be wrong, I couldn't find anything about it on the internet, I believed a comment way too easily lmao. 2nd edit: now someone else said it's true and now I'm confused...

[@kingbagni6438]

F to the comments

[@kingbagni6438]

F

[@destinyharris3488]

@@python6344 I can’t find anything that says they can survive for an hour. Can I please see where you got that from?

[@jeremy8353]

@@destinyharris3488 google and scientists

[@Jason-uv5tm]

why is he built like the sole of my shoe

[@hybriddeath5133]

"He's just chilling" The Fish: "I can remember everything. All memories. They all seem to have passed so fast. I promise I won't forget. Now I am going to pass out. But everything has a purpose. Nothing happens by accident and my death will be remembered well."

[@TGWA101]

Fishes could survive 10-15 minutes without water he's fine.

[@keylorsotod1304]

​@@TGWA101I human without oxygen too, but isnt good.

[@CordelleMiller-i5k]

​@@TGWA101literally jus bc u can doesn't mean u should

[@linvillegotbars8054]

This really depends on species of fish too. You'll kill a trout easily within 30 seconds out of water. It'll swim off but not very far.​@@CordelleMiller-i5k

[@WMVKMBN]

Mermaid in deep sea: lmao he’s chilling on your cheeks… Human: gloop gloop☠️

[@theangerycatt3230]

Him: lmao he’s just chilling The fish: mister Stark? I’m not feeling too well 🐟

[@lezzten2868]

why i read "mister Shark" lmao

[@neoneo1191]

Same dude

[@zoologistvince2664]

@@lezzten2868 Wtf i did too

[@isaacbravo4760]

You missed the Shark moment

[@Nonexistentbystanderhere]

Chewing

[@ro1andag508]

bro said “look at that chat”

[@user-tb2ce1bj4p]

“Grab me that thing over there” “But sir, that’s a fi-“ “I said grab me that thing over there!”

[@grumpygumpy6152]

@IswallowCum S ratio

[@alexem_05]

@@grumpygumpy6152 nice ratio

[@NoNeedForLungs]

@@grumpygumpy6152 it was never meant to be fool.

[@shady8261]

I don't get how people laugh at these videos but i laughed at the comment

[@thatoneguylol6694]

@@grumpygumpy6152 L

[@shoryutofu9278]

"He's just chillin" Fish: "Hello darkness, my old friend I've come to talk with you again"

[@ayeayeron3894]

I can’t help but sing this when I read it haha

[@23hunda59]

Npc ahh comment

[@JohnnyJohnstonÖ]

2015 called, they want their joke back

[@Gabriel41932]

​@@23hunda59npc ahh reply

[@B1U3M0NK3]

“He’s just chillin!” Fish: *intense suffocating noises*

[@troopergenesis4455]

Him: Look at that he's just chilling on your cheek Fish: HELP *GASP* CAN SOMEONE HEL- *GASPPPPP*

[@Pootytangtang]

“He’s just chilling!!!” The fish struggling to breath: 💀🐠💀

[@user-ix3lj1st4u]

the fish is def reunited with half of his family in heaven

[@bruhmomenthdr7575]

*brethe

[@Meat10]

@@bruhmomenthdr7575 *breeth

[@bruhmomenthdr7575]

@@Meat10 no smh my head you forgot the e at the end

[@d1mas90]

*broth

[@Vic-lu6dk]

99%: Ironic comments about how the fish is everything but chilling 1%: It's just chilling

[@zznocapzz4352]

Nah 100% talking bout everything but chilling

[@moxxie7610]

It looked like a fishing toy until you realize it's moving on the dude's face.....

[@n1ghtmar3x28]

I thought it was a toy that moved while sucking.. maybe it can be used for indecent areas now that I think about it.

[@moxxie7610]

@@n1ghtmar3x28 *HOLD UP!* *HOLD UP!!!* DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING... DING-DING-DING *BOM BOM*

[@n1ghtmar3x28]

@@moxxie7610 I don't require the bong

[@moxxie7610]

@@n1ghtmar3x28 (button spamming noises) -N1GHYMAR3x was not the imposter_

[@nyawndere]

@@moxxie7610 😐😐😐😐

[@Fischhhh]

‘This is is a remora’ :WHERE IS REMORA !? :Who is remora !? :What is remora ?!

[@Pisnt]

“He’s just chilling on your cheek” Fish: “MICHAEL DONT LEAVE MY HERE”

[@modernsociety3131]

Down bad man: (intense sweating) “BUY ME THAT FISH!”

[@nxt_zeke9342]

Balls 🤫

[@FrkAkhtr]

More like down bad women i mean what can a man do about it😂

[@cLoKK3058]

Sir......SIRR?! 😂

[@josephcaraballo8325]

this was the first thing I thought of lmao

[@hihellohowdy]

DUDE NO

[@Breddyweddy]

Fun fact: they stick on sharks to travel to long distances

[@literalclown6655]

Bus

[@youknowimright1725]

@@literalclown6655 lol

[@literalclown6655]

@Frost Flurry shark skin is like sandpaper

[@stevefawx303]

Dint they stick to rays, too? Looking like the fish was the inspiration for the pokemon Remoraid 🤨😅

[@literalclown6655]

@@stevefawx303 idk I only know shark facts

[@Foleyspage]

That fish is so chill

[@secretname2093]

Him: he's just chilling Fish: there's nothing on the other side of the ocean, nothing but pain and suffering.

[@chlospear3903]

Haha

[@emilybisecco3133]

Is that an attack on Titan reference lol

[@mr1osia]

Fish giving the man a hickey Them: he's just chillin

[@justinheilke2730]

Right

[@mr1osia]

The likes going up my guy

[@justinheilke2730]

I know