This Game Trains You to Become John Wick

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0:00 - Intro
1:23 - Wickenomics
3:51 - Factor Ad
5:14 - bryan the strategist
7:40 - Short King
8:22 - Sharing Needles
9:57 - big money
10:34 - big wick moment
13:37 - abby be gone
14:56 - the cross gun
15:39 - video that will never get made
16:46 - end

[@GeneralSam]

This video sucks so bad lmao

[@somerandomcanadian4154]

Its k

[@hayden.hadfield8351]

Sucks so good 😩

[@welporajackwelp4899]

Robosam

[@EddieA408]

Shut up

[@MrConstiii]

Another awful video, really enjoying it, keep it up dude!

[@HayabusaSniper1]

My god this guy really is like John Wick just without the precision, skills, handling, lethality, and hair of John Wick

[@Torguish]

he also has a wife.

[@simobv]

@@Torguishand a dog

[@disgruntled4627]

Sam does have John's experience under his belt though

[@josh_kibishima]

So he's an emotionless yes man? Yeeeeeah...

[@Braindamaged226]

And body

[@based..]

This is probably the most active I’ve seen Sam since his previous hiking video.

[@f1shze4lot]

What about his Minecraft Olympics?

[@mpireoutdoors5274]

Shut up Abby.

[@clawwer4404]

You don't follow him around on his morning walks, he walks crazy far!

[@gazzy9136]

Jew’s need income too you know? Just like humans.

[@MrJbedo]

​@@clawwer4404ayo?!?!

[@shloopslipe3085]

3:53 you can tell Sam is getting old by the lack of pressure behind that piss, really makes me reflect on my own mortality

[@pissedpajamas5718]

It burns too much to enjoy after awhile

[@igorbrown3756]

Sometimes a man just wants a casual piss. You let it fall out of you without too much work

[@thetizzleforshizzle]

Yeah past a certain age, you can't push too hard or you might shit yourself.

[@MrEL91N]

@@thetizzleforshizzlemight give yourself a hernia too.

[@justtoletyahknow1]

@@thetizzleforshizzle me in my early 20s i've shit myself more than i'd like to admit... (60 when i was a fresh 20, 90 when i was 21, 150 last year, and 358 this year.)

[@euanbrown4665]

Sam has arisen from his gamer throne to show us mere mortals his true power if he was to ever go outside.

[@BattleBro77]

He solidifies his place as world’s strongest Jew

[@11HunterGrey11]

@@BattleBro77he definitely has the worlds most reinforced forehead

[@StoanElliott]

My knees are shaking!

[@Hujtir9]

I need to watch Equilibrium, the reload up the sleeve fucking killed me

[@mango9087]

issa dope sci fi movie

[@nunyabidness39982]

Movies so dope, that's one of the more tame things that happen

[@andrewmeyer3599]

Equilibrium is a wild movie

[@___Venice___]

it's absolute kino

[@adoormarkedpirate378]

That Leon the Professional joke literally almost killed me lol. I almost choked on my breakfast.

[@shayne4717]

that movie would be in my top 5 if they didn't make it so fucking weird lmao

[@secondrival]

​@@shayne4717Yeah, apparently there was more "interaction" between Leon and Matilda in the international version that is just gross and weird.

[@smolbirb4]

Forehead fables is unironically probably the funniest podcast I’ve ever listened to (once Poob and Brian join ofc)

[@tomlenid699]

poob and Bryans alt account spotted

[@ajeje1996]

I forgot Bryan was on it

[@dabber.hashery]

bro you clearly didn't watch the Miss Vixen episode so that means you're gay

[@smolbirb4]

@yossarian-lives6563 ha that may be more accurate, Poob is very very consistently hilarious

[@kenny187ful]

Bryan is on Forehead Fables? never hear him

[@jimmypints]

I feel like Bryan's cool hammer spin at 9:25 went criminally unnoticed

[@Folded_Soup]

I'm surprised how normal Abby sounds with how you portray her on the podcast

[@brysss1648]

It just went from a day without a General Sam video to a day with a General Sam video.

[@aidanazr]

Yessir

[@subnormality5854]

Damn, sorry to hear that😔 jk

[@Robthechump]

You just retold the last guys joke in a dif way, not too funny

[@Robthechump]

Yeah snartgarbly said this on his last vid it's a top comment very og of you 😂😂

[@brysss1648]

@@Robthechump Doesnt much change the fact 😂

[@JorbyTinky]

Bryan - "You think John Wick had autism?" Sam, with zero hesitation - "Oh yeah"

[@Skrumpel]

Nothing like a fresh steaming pile of Sam in the mornings

[@MikesZanneN]

The AI voice you trained with your own in the intro is very good. Almost sounded like a real person.

[@chamiam8494]

It was a lot of fun watching this from Bryan's perspective, as I was lucky enough to catch his stream of it.

[@BattleBro77]

Bryan passed away 6 years ago. You need to let it go. It wasn’t your fault.

[@chamiam8494]

@@BattleBro77 Am I missing something?

[@splinky159]

@@chamiam8494your grieving we understand but it wasn’t your fault

[@chamiam8494]

@@splinky159 That answers that I suppose

[@thestrunzy5585]

@@chamiam8494 Glad you understand finally we were worried about you

[@SleepyReaper75]

Glad Sam is giving Equilibrium the love it deserves

[@womboligest8611]

love the call back to the Skyrim video. by far one of my favorites.

[@hayespipes]

Mine too. I've rewatched that video about a dozen times. Absolutely love it.

[@reddy112]

Can't remember the name of that video! what is it?

[@hayespipes]

@@reddy112 Skyrim’s dark brotherhood but multiplayer

[@TheJC42]

The bugs life game soundtrack unlocked a part of my brain that both takes me back, and puts me through severe existential depression at the same time... Preesh.

[@chrisstansel6314]

Came here looking for this response lol me too man me too

[@skye1420]

gotta love sam completely unable to aim a rifle at a guy no more than 20 ft away at 10:45, Abby and the kids surely have nothing to worry about in case of a home intruder with such a well trained marksman in the house

[@Trashmanofdeath]

It's a shame that the devs abandoned this game 6 months ago. This game had a lot of potential.

[@scotty244k]

What's the game called?

[@Trashmanofdeath]

@@scotty244k Crunch Element

[@goopy545]

fr man feels really bad shit was so unique for a vr game

[@jdakiller1017]

pretty sure some dude in college made the game lmfao

[@IronMoose95]

@@jdakiller1017 he announced he's working on another game 3 months ago

[@NaritTeg]

I like how you can see that bryans char is on his tiptoes the whole time because it's not calibrated right.

[@Orelldo]

Hilarious video. Thank god you added in those Equilibrium clips to make yourself seem cool. (Imagines you swinging your arms wilding in an silent room with a sweaty headset)

[@ryanbarnett584]

7:08 No plan survives first contact with the enemy.

[@zombie8157]

I be Wicking on my John till I 🌚

[@The_Iron_Filipino]

*[EXTREMLY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]*

[@chirst5874]

You've disappointed your bloodline

[@rhett5058]

TILL YOU WHAT?????

[@Donutify123]

Sam I would believe anything you told me, but I refuse to believe Abby will allow you to eat Factor food when she's such a good chef. You better tell her in private that Factor doesn't measure up to her.

[@alkain00]

Always great to see a General Sam banger during a rough week. Thanks, dude.

[@RenoMay]

The Skyrim dark brotherhood callback was great.

[@tylerb2644]

I love how the term yolo is used to justify possibly losing your one life

[@limakwail7936]

Seneral Gam cannot fail in his content game. You have become a master in your own right Chairdolf 🙌😩

[@chirst5874]

I haven't heard that name in years

[@Filth_Hub]

@@chirst5874 Don't forget about SandpaperCondom

[@SamElliotsMustache]

I had to watch it a few times, but I'm just now noticing that you actually put clips from Equilibrium in the video. It was so seamless I had no idea.

[@Rexini_Kobalt]

literally everyone with vr needs to get this game, btw. its actually sick. its gonna be huge i think. its called Crunch Element. i am also sickeningly impressed at how well sam can break apart and eat food, with a fork, from a plastic plate, whilst wearing a vr headset. truely inspiring

[@king_sutter]

I really thought this would be a video on Pistol Whip. THAT game really gives that John Wick feeling

[@goon2316]

Saw the whole vid. Good one

[@conroyyjenkinss]

Amazing video Sam

[@JoshyJosh1117]

you always have the perfect music for every video

[@marybrowns7296]

You had me at “this game trains you” 😍😍

[@kinglyking29]

Thanks sam, a sweet treat before work tonight

[@CaptainSwordfish]

Already know this vids gonna slapp

[@bureaucraticconsequences4828]

Say it ain't so. A new General Sam video.

[@seniorsnipes7026]

Leon the professional feels like an obscure reference

[@why_did_1_download_this]

Sam I can’t go to sleep to your videos. Their to funny I just end up laughing

[@Surprise_Attack_]

oh i needed this

[@alfawoolfgaming844]

The gears soundtrack goes hard. props for using it in the intro

[@firewalkwithjuno5421]

I love saving these for after work, always worth the wait to sit down and have a snack and really watch Sam fuck something

[@Sagggy]

8:02 Baha!!! Is that A Bugs Life Ps1 game track music!!!! Swear it was the music that played in the options settings! Wow blast from the past! 🐜🐌🪲🐛😂

[@flipfilfip]

The equilibrium edits are top notch

[@JustSl33py]

thank you for using footage from equilibrium, slept on movie

[@shuga_knips7731]

This came in right on time for my lunch break

[@conehed1138]

The equilibrium cuts had me absolutely dying

[@crowtunnel41]

Waking up at 2am only to see a new general sam upload? You're spoiling me rotten, Sammy

[@Theviewer100]

Crazy how athletic sam has become, doing all those flips with vr gear ON?!

[@npc92]

3:22 to 3:45 is amazing video editing, i laughed way too much

[@xTripleXPx]

Lesson of the day: Buy your needles preowned 💯

[@HenriPoincare-de6is]

Outro is bumpin

[@guunarlarsensmith7148]

The editing is great

[@thewallpersonified3152]

Man hearing that gears music was soooo nice

[@FatalityMrScott]

im so in love that sam used the soundtrack from gears of war

[@DaHumbleSavage]

Every time I watch a video and it has the A Bugs Life music playing it makes me nostalgic.

[@joshklep2519]

Seeing another Gen.Sam vid pops up u know u struck KZbin gold 🎉

[@b.d4710]

I can't believe sam found a headset that fits on his big ass head

[@user-mz9yt2kl8t]

nice to see juneteenth being mentioned on the general sam channel

[@RonDgasz]

That two camera action that shows Sam in and outside of the game is pretty cool tho

[@mads6981]

the ad was the best part

[@dh-xs7hy]

i come back to your videos every couple years or so and then forget you exist

[@Woah512]

We really out here using the OST from the Bugs Life PS1 game and I’m all for it 😂

[@SpankyMcSwagNutz]

15:39 please do this 😂😂😂😂

[@pojothechicken1245]

That’s gears 2 music be poppin in the beginning my man.

[@CoolSs]

this made me want to rewatch equilibrium

[@iconiccavalier2240]

The gears of war music at the beginning was perfect lol

[@Jacob-mh4wt]

Love the Gears of War soundtrack in the beginning

[@silentwarrior3]

Is that the Medal of Honor Rising Sun menu song in the beginning? 😂

[@TehSuperbeast]

I was dying on the deadpan Mr. Hands bit. Holy shit that would be so funny.

[@onefishtwofish7319]

General Sam. Battlebit! That is all thank you.

[@fullsendsurvival7804]

"Dumb bi***" had me rolling

[@EONINJA]

All these years later and general sam is still general samming

[@ethanpetrea6164]

3:44 the horrors of war on a mans wit lol

[@marcreep]

i love that Bryan character is tiptoeing

[@DonePlaying]

MH presented to the emergency room with a perforated colon.

[@frozenred3491]

The video that will never be made NEEDS TO BE MADE

[@lucascarson1433]

Great vid

[@Nico-in9ol]

That bug's life ps1 soundtrack hits the spot

[@Felixboxcar]

Honestly, banger of an add

[@ryanw7196]

Still waiting for Sam's almost certainly upcoming "I love the voip in Battlebit!" video.

[@PabiszGames]

Thanks Sam

[@markv1006]

absolute zooted and hard af for this content :)

[@oneillam1990]

the Equilibrium clips really made this video

[@WARDEATHFUN]

The intro was so good.

[@zalezfromspain]

Where the Equilibrium clips ended and General Sam started is almost impossible to tell

[@TenkoBerry]

This.. This is Great 👍

[@thewolfstu]

10:40 no no no, you are right A Macrov is a gentleman's execution device.

[@orionsofamous]

Don’t ask questions on Poob’s stream he’ll ban you 😂😂

[@orionsofamous]

Jaja😂

[@orionsofamous]

😂

[@orionsofamous]

😂

[@samtheskam4151]

Thought the piss was a stock sound bite but then I heard Sams ambient groan from whence he completed a successful blackout piss.

[@corylaflamme1]

What the hell is that "resurrecting kid" .wav sound. I want it.

[@gandalfthegrey6592]

When General Sam makes a random vr video I wonder how I lost 17 minutes of life after the fact.

[@Musical_Mayo]

Gotta love the gears of war 2 theme in the intro

[@Syphaxis]

8:03 Bug's Life PlayStation 1. DAMN, those neurons haven't been fired in AGES.

[@alistairupton1960]

the GOW soundtrack ahahah

[@dinkleberg710]

That was first skyrim call back in a long time ❤

[@genghischron7145]

This is great, you have to try out ghosts of tabor!

[@stevebutters306]

This Sam guy's pretty skilled, better make sure I don't force him into a self defense situation.