This Guy Sucks

Slop Editing is so much better trust me
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[@TheDeath0fDucks]

Pyro almost losing the Cruelty Squad script genuinely made me a bit worried lmao.

[@zhalosc]

SAME weve been waiting for the vid for sooooo long

[@simplyz119]

finally, a high comment that has watched the video

[@theotv5522]

Same. Almost got me as worried when he said Hyojin ditched him

[@darwinisticanarchist2335]

OH MY GOD

[@solyypro8483]

he probably would have seen it in recent documents had he opened word directly or maybe even in quick access but he is a techdumb zoomer

[@swallaba123]

Glad to see pyro becoming self aware

[@arthursilvacosta1242]

Nice

[@Loayo]

There's actually no way 48 people thought this was funny Edit : imagine being so childish like the people that keep replying to the current amount of likes thinking you're funny as well 🤣

[@Icyy4406]

​@@Loayo *54

[@conlangknow8787]

Im glad he’s becoming conscious

[@nombregenerico7775]

​@@Loayo 57

[@ratfry]

The banter between Pyro and Wendigoon is always a highlight in these streams lol

[@user-bq8tz3nj2h]

Imagine arguing with a guy who fell for vita carnis mimick knock 3 times in a row 🗿

[@zmythh]

Pyro always disappoints ❤

[@stormewlhamoskov6157]

Indeed he does

[@HavingCrumpets]

i love him for it

[@raidwolf9359]

so true

[@lesiuiuur123]

No way, new joke in pyro's comment section

[@noaharters46]

@@lesiuiuur123 :O

[@scorching_hot6239]

Yes pyro, we know your content sucks but we will always enjoy your slop ❤

[@thomasdilfurd4176]

🐖🐖🐖

[@Red-hot_Pyro]

bot

[@gak1675]

​@@Red-hot_Pyro fucking how?

[@Red-hot_Pyro]

@@gak1675 fucking because!

[@dudemp4]

​@@gak1675 unfunny joke

[@bozzydorfer]

This is the sloppiest slop to ever slop out of slopville, thanks pyro

[@TownsRelaibleBronxstenian]

... taht was sloppy

[@Spydyr-dead]

Stop glazing

[@elsaucio8828]

KZbin annotations were so aids, they would literally cover the screen in invisible boxes like its a dodgy porn site to get you to buy their own brand balls trimmers or something

[@paddypenguin8895]

generally people need to trim their ball hair rather than their actual balls. i can feel my testes hurting just thinking about it

[@Rumen35]

No way Pyro talking about mixing when he's the only youtuber whose audio levels are so different. The video he watches is super quiet so you turn the volume up and he decides to soy scream and blasts my windows

[@joshc5051]

Man seeing Pyro and Wendigoo argue over Word was something I never expected to witness.

[@Evanz111]

I’ve heard about this story a dozen times already but I love hearing Pyro’s British take on it every time. Never change, comrade.

[@user-bh4tg2gd1y]

I never heard of it nor I care, but since it's Pyro I'll gladly hear about it

[@poorlydrawnlordsinister1849]

@@user-bh4tg2gd1y "oH mY gOd (insert obligitary average pyro fan joke here) LoSeR lMaO!!!!"

[@xerox9880]

Let's go almost hour long slop pyros really feeding the piggys well today

[@user-up7nb6id1f]

🐷 🐽

[@db_524]

🐖

[@JesusChrist-lh8di]

🐷

[@user-bh4tg2gd1y]

🐖🐷🐽

[@taytoflame2314]

🐖🐽

[@tehdmanvids3]

That 'Why I'm Suing KZbin' video makes the guy somehow look like a discount iDubbbz and a bargain brand LegalEagle all at once. Incredible

[@johnsalamii]

self proclaimed ''free thinkers'' when pyro uploads a new video: so glad pyro (video title)

[@worlds3061]

Bro tried to scam pyro's viewer which is probably a smart move because they're basically 4 year olds.

[@MatauPlays]

Regrettably, this is the truth

[@TalkingRacoon922]

Pyro is being the Spielberg of game reviews. Getting KZbin guest to voice NPCs. Soon enough, he’ll be making game reviews projected in cinemas or Netflix.

[@PCManFr]

Glad you've finally had the courage to expose yourself like this, hope to see some character development from you ❤️❤️

[@angellopezmora7262]

what about "My Response"

[@ImTheOfficialFox]

im very surprised that when pyro heard "2016" he didnt make a dark souls 3 reference, great to see the recovery is going well

[@outofsortsone]

So proud of pyro for stating the facts about himself

[@user-sm2yo1hy7p]

Most original Pyro viewer comment

[@oiltycoonbillionaire]

​@@user-sm2yo1hy7patleast you can tell he's not a bot from the broken grammar

[@Howard_T_Duck]

Max texting Pyro “I have aid, I’m bed” knocked the wind out of me 💀

[@db_524]

Happy birthday Niall/Pyro! Thanks for bringing this to light and hope the one doing the bs take downs gets his just desserts, this abuse of the copyright system needs to stop and policies need to be put in place so those who abuse it will be penalized.

[@NotLard]

seeing a wendigoon cameo in the pyrolive chat is the crossover i never knew i needed

[@marioluigi3212]

I’m glad you’ve finally recognized yourself pyro

[@skullchimes]

thank you for the daily slop pyrocynical. big love

[@LowLevelLemmy]

Google docs will blow pyro’s mind

[@thesabzin]

Glad that Pyro shows this weasel to the larger audience together with Charlie, Mutahar and the others. Alex will not silence the word about his shenanigans now.

[@phazix6529]

I have never bought something shown in an ad my entire life I don't get how its such a ludicrous industry

[@rentedthug]

You’re looking for the word lucrative

[@bagelpups1941]

I love not being up to date with pyros uploads so I can binge watch all the slop

[@irem7651]

Wendigoon and pyro arguing always makes me laugh

[@captindo]

Get the word out. Glad content creators are stepping up for the little guy here.

[@dorxly]

25:18 is when the video starts to get better

[@taytoflame2314]

Happy birthday, I hope its a big one. So big you could say it's inflated.

[@hi_there07]

I like that the first thing he could think of when someone muffling their voice when watching the Business Casual vid was using a foot. Glad to see he’s not trying to be subtle

[@93ryan5]

Pyro looks like a 35yo Lesbian💀💀💀💀

[@camolalt]

That's cause he is

[@Flenkr]

"I appreciate the effort but bro didn't have to make a 20 minute video listing everything." *Makes the reaction video over 2x longer*

[@patrickblakethesaint]

Wendigoon is so awesome. I love that he watches Pyro

[@TheBiomedZed]

I love the pipeline of Upper Echelon/Coffezilla -> Critikal -> Ludwig ->Pyro xD

[@riptideanomy1024]

Good luck with getting those editors. Hopefully, it'll make it easier to shoot out videos throughout the months.

[@kid_named_mitt]

Le slop has been consumed, le piggies have been fed

[@brockcotterill]

Call me a pig cause im gobbling up all this lovely slop.

[@LoganTEM]

So glad that pyro has finally admitted he sucks and glad he can move on from it. Great slop

[@microwavable__]

23:14 how am I gonna be ironically 12 years old💀

[@RevWorkshop]

not gonna lie i'm amazed pyro has an all-star cast for the cruelty squad video. exciting

[@reginaphalange305]

Happy birthday Niall. It seems once again we were the ones who got the birthday gift with a new upload. Can we return it?

[@bezymane]

Happy birthday Pyro! Aug 27 2022 will never be forgotten

[@Cobra-yo7fx]

Nice video! Happy early birthday Pyro! 😃🎂

[@dpet7756]

The piggies have been fed, thank you Pyro

[@BaseplateHatesAnime]

Damn, more slop. Thank you master.

[@caseblue2232]

So glad finally you guys pick this topic up. I been following Upper channel for awhile and heard lots of scammy things Alex done but got away because nobody noticed.

[@s0merandomfish563]

I love that every once in a while in pyros chat we get a wendigoon cameo

[@tonybippitykaye]

I love how a good portion of this video is just Wendigoon popping in to just roast Pyro about using MS Word. Love that man 😂

[@reallybaddubs4594]

Happy Birthday Pyro. Hope you sniff lots of furry farts today.

[@skylar5257]

KZbin Content Creator: “This is not a video I wanted to make”

[@KannagiRaiko]

Wendigoon cameo is literally the best thing ever

[@loop8838]

yummy self-aware slop, thank you pyro

[@maxineshideout852]

The part alone where the guy said "if you do not wish to suffer the same fate as RT" is basically illegal in it of itself. He is nasically threatening him directly which alone can be used in court against him.

[@wiwi9215]

wendigoon popping up in these videos is unexcpected but definetely welcome, love that man

[@kaitlynallard-watson8001]

I love this daily slop yummers!

[@PetroleumCoda]

love to see pyrocynical stealing from every slop youtuber again, keep up the good work!

[@Brslld]

Pyro stretching a 20 minute video into a 40 minute Short film:

[@Sillyguy42069]

Pyro speaking to wendigoon is the greatest cross over in the history of crossovers

[@ghostbydefault9044]

can we appreciate how GlitchySignal screenshit the script cutely at 14:11

[@Mooseamation]

Give Pyro's Editor a raise

[@KingOfKarma]

true

[@lendersbagels01]

The saved to watch later zoom…. Lmao. You’re my favorite commentary on YT

[@guitarfoxowo7624]

One of the most replayed part was when Pyro pointed out chat said “milkers”

[@lastoflancas]

13:07 - I like this little spat/feud that Wendigoon is having with Pyro. It’s like they just want to up one another for whatever reason (hopefully in good faith).

[@ylondes9927]

You should go outside..

[@lastoflancas]

@@ylondes9927 So do you. 😊

[@cobra7166]

I love that Wendigoon randomly appears on stream just to flex his whiteboard skills on pyro

[@theblazingfire5055]

Man it was so cool to see hassan show up. My favorite part sad pyro had to come back

[@angeloid_]

I much prefer watching Pyro talk about the sloppy news going on than react to someone else talking about the sloppy news

[@dutchmisfit]

No way Pyro talked shit about the man's audio mixing, Pyro's audio is never capped or has any dynamic equalising.

[@isaaccassady9431]

It's great to see that you have put a lot of effort into the Cruelty Squad video and have brought in so many people into this project. I hope the additional editors you find could compare with the time and quality you seem to have placed you gave to doing this. Even though it's a fine channel and I do say this semi-ironically with the current running joke for this channel in mind, it definitely seems like you actually have more care with this project than adding the daily react slop to the PyroLive pig trough. P.S. Happy Birthday

[@KanyeOeste911]

Happy birthday Pyro

[@KanyeOeste911]

Me slowly watching my favorite content creator turning into a money making slop producer everyday, knowing it’s necessary for the good content to come out later in the main channel but at this point I wonder if it’s even worth it, and if maybe my image of him was tainted too far for me to enjoy anything anymore:

[@Jerriko]

@@KanyeOeste911 bro chill out lol

[@KAPUTtherapy]

It’s funny seeing that video pyro added to watch later cause it didn’t leave my recommendation for days

[@Calmtimer]

Happy birthday sloppy man!

[@aero.mp4]

i love that hasanabi took over the stream when pyro went to the bathroom. such a supportive boyfriend 💗

[@neutrino2211_]

Noooo, where are the other comments to help me put this slop into context 😭😭😭

[@doppelganger7645]

Thank you papa for the slop * oink oink* I love rolling around in the pig pen rolling around in the muddy slop god I’m so full of slop thank you daddy

[@jacehunter25]

Happy birthday pyro!

[@RubyRedPhoenix413]

I have a feeling that every single pyro commenter has like bots that give their comments 40 likes when they post it. That, or everyone here is a 12 andrew tate bro

[@justinsundstrom8976]

2:44 The banner on the right feels so ironic...

[@Hispanicpanic9870]

Happy birthday Pyro, thanks for the slop

[@engineergaming2113]

It’s always a good day when wendigoon is in the chat

[@Egginsect1000]

Thank you pyro for accepting who you are

[@nandeshou9058]

do you mean accepting?

[@moister3727]

@@nandeshou9058 it was all in le head

[@creaturecrazy2976]

It is pure talent the way you can make a 40 minute video out of a 8 minute one.

[@luckydueces5873]

Off topic: More hype than ever for the Cruelty Squad video. I can’t even explain why I love that game so much maybe you can Pyro

[@Ami0DaroNe]

The daily slop keeps getting worse with each day. Pyro you really need an intervention to stop posting slop!

[@linuxnoob8065]

pyros slop is our slop

[@pedro19283]

Happy birthday pyro, thanks for being our favorite lesbian and cant wait for more slop content😍😍

[@dragonsmith3285]

that little Thing... he did there... all I will say... is *my House*

[@princedomi6557]

i feel like something that could actually help w producing more videos without becoming game theory is if u keep writing the script yourself but letting others do/help w editing and maybe even research. that way itll still feel authentic :D

[@2011mrmidomido]

Just for the thumbnail, This guy is going to try and make you private the video.

[@kennywooosh2105]

you are so like super awesome, you are the only youtuber i have and ever will buy merch for

[@Anarqism]

14:54 that guy chatting about myhouse lmao

[@albe5194]

Pyro always disappoints with his slop ❤

[@amazingstudios7889]

Excellent background noise slop, Pyro. Playing games has never been more sloppy

[@kaptain_komrade3708]

Sincerely hoping that Pyro wasn't insinuating that Cameron was bad on Gotham

[@frwystr]

glad you’re becoming self aware pyro

[@barcancelN2]

Pink Lady with Giant Barbie Egg just fuckin thrusted me back to 2016 commentary KZbin and Pyro holy hell

[@fenderstrat9667]

That's no "Guy", its just Pyro with glasses 😂 Oh Pyro you devilish jokester...

[@richar5d644]

Happy birthday pyro🎉

[@raptorskilltor4554]

Him being Jake Paul’s manager just sythined my trust in him from being a reliable narrator

[@ohamatchhams]

Glad that there's news progress on your upcoming Cruelty Squad video, I still wonder how you'll going to make Fear and Hunger video distinct and different when Eyepatchwolf just made one around a week ago Perhaps you could tackle more into the occult and metaphysics sides of Fear and Hunger games just to give an idea despite how the game devs are very enthusiastic to updates the game constantly, Pyro