This Harry Potter game is cursed

[@ps1hagrid355]

I'm starting to think Kevin himself is manufacturing these games, solely so he has a reason to keep bumping into Hagrid.

[@Daemon__Sultanah]

You know too much!

[@gxneby1840]

So do you talk about yourself in third person alot?

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

KyraKyraMyra they don’t. We’re all just a figment of each other’s imaginations created to simultaneously hallucinate these games for entertainment and to question our lives.

[@Banjo_Cthulhu]

not possible or Hagrid would always look as sexy as ps1

[@coreyflythe4611]

Terra_the _Nightingale gamegrumps

[@kittikat4124]

“It looks like a telltale games, except less bankrupt” God damn Kevin’s sassy today

[@bromora989]

“There is a ‘but’, unlike my titles” Brave words whilst you’re in Jim’s basement.

[@superluckyandroid9449]

Hol' up, Jim gave Kevin a PC?

[@bromora989]

SuperLuckyAndroid Too long as a prisoner and you forget what fun is, and torture stops being effective. Giving Kevin a PC means he gets a reminder, so taking it away gives extended suffering.

[@IamaPERSON]

@@AxxLAfriku you don't listen to your subs, either! 68 Percentage of people DIDN'T want you to make a vid. But you still did. Scumbag.

[@IamaPERSON]

@@AxxLAfriku what do you have to say to that, botter?

[@IamaPERSON]

@@APoliticalConfusionAndMess only if you treat me with respect.

[@candycan9669]

Harry: "By the way, my mom says you're ugly" Snape: *a single tear rolls down his face*

[@bronzejourney5784]

Dumbledore: Too early damn it!

[@tonsilsthecat5756]

You have your mothers eyes

[@damonred8604]

Take my memory

[@leeyubinsproperty]

Turn to page 394

[@leeyubinsproperty]

Take out your wand

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

Ah, so this is the fourth unforgivable curse

[@SmuggoTheLegit]

Hello dear leader, I am early so while I can I just want to pray...

[@GwenSpanner]

Praise the dear leader!

[@simonschnedl]

Harry Potter games

[@laurendyer2838]

All hail the dear leader

[@jorgebustillos8469]

All hail jim Pickens

[@maggieskr5299]

"Oh my god, he's even got a little cage for me, I'm so screwed..." Kevin uses the littlest of details to his comedic advantage.

[@parkeryoung8259]

I wonder who will go fir- "Neville!" *Visible confusion *

[@roomfullofpigeons]

You have 3 types of Potterheads: The ones who love the books. The ones who love the movies. The ones who love the Call Me Kevin videos.

[@jessiemcconnell8108]

And then the hybrids they may act a bit feral though

[@niesraksalaxa384]

I'm definitely the third one and my favourite character is Seven Tails.

[@seramose]

And then there is me, who loves all 3 of them...

[@thejackmobtv193]

there are actually 4 types: The ones who love the books. The ones who love the movies. The ones who love the Call Me Kevin videos. The ones who love the games.

[@MaschaClaessens]

@@thejackmobtv193 Can I choose "all of the above"? :D

[@jordankahl8327]

“I just wanna get out of his basement.” I bet your editor is saying the same thing, Kevin.

[@stone1290]

No shit, you just quoted him. Haha.

[@WhiffleWaffles]

Poor Kippee and Freeze need to at least get a taste of the fresh Ireland air for an hour.

[@nawtysp00ky]

Jordan Kahl wait... who edits Kevin xD

[@nawtysp00ky]

Unlimited Stone9 xD

[@monikagarg3782]

Jokes aside, I'm pretty sure Kevin edits his own videos.

[@connorweinman4792]

Nobody: Harry whilst parkouring in a predator’s basement: mMmM mMmMm YuCk

[@Belluuuuuuhhh]

Connor Weinman SArDinE fLavOr

[@nevermindgaming6848]

No

[@Makie.2001]

r/cursedcomments

[@Xehanort10]

They got rid of Harry reacting to the taste of beans in the Chamber of Secrets game because when you collect them in that he only says "A bean" or "more beans."

[@floofyfoxxo744]

@@Xehanort10 Honestly, I like him reacting, It's hilarious when the voice lines overlap and abruptly stop.

[@the_great_tigorian_channel]

“Why are you just eating random stuff in this guy’s basement?!” -Kevin, 2020

[@Thenoobestgirl]

Hey, to survive the dungeon a slave's gotta do what a slave's gotta do!

[@BS23Designs]

Describes perfectly anyone that were in Jim's basement.

[@ElysetheEevee]

The Noobest Girl He should be glad he’s not a toilet slave. That would be the fecking worst (for most, I suppose, since some people are into that).

[@sinner9192]

“Why does Harry’s voice go like that sometimes? It’s ear piercing!” *its called puberty kevin*

[@OuterWildin]

Puberty at age 11? Then why was he so angsty in Order of the Phoenix?

[@deathkorpsofkriegguardsmen8488]

Drugs

[@emstink]

@@OuterWildin Not only did Harry experience early-onset puberty, but also early-onset senility.

[@krona2894]

"My name is Kevin" *zooms into American flag* Ireland is disappointed

[@JayTohab]

COUNTRY ROADS...

[@sdivine13]

The country roads sure as shit ain't taking him to free derry

[@cowsharkdefin6376]

But America is intrigued...and a bit aroused?

[@Szeth500]

That's what happens when they build Hogwarts on an oil field

[@thec0nductor537]

aSlug905 we can use magic to steal oil without anyone knowing

[@JargonMadjin]

I never thought I'd see a fusion of Snape and Farquaad, but I'm glad I did. Thanks Kevin

[@mushrooms_and_monstercans]

*Garnet from Steven Universe shows up* A fine example of a fusion.

[@jazzpancake1167]

"Oh let me guess...you're exhausted." Ron never changes. I like how this game seems to be setting the Weasley's up to be the villains.

[@velvet_victor]

Katy Barrie aren’t they tho?

[@calvinjoyal]

Ron... Ron never changes.

[@the_great_tigorian_channel]

SmileyBean I got chu! #falloutfan 😜

[@Netherman14TheHellblazer]

Ginny is at least, I mean she becomes a literal bully by book 6.

[@brkh96]

@@Netherman14TheHellblazer huh? O.o

[@coaxingtheghost5454]

If I don’t hear Ron say “a bean” in this entire game, I’m going to be mad.

[@alexdionisos]

*A. B E A N*

[@WickedPhase]

That is legit my favorite part of the harry potter videos lmao

[@reganbrannigan3006]

Kevin: locks literally every character in a basement....then kills them Also Kevin: let me out....he’s going to kill me...this isn’t fair

[@patricks_music]

Lol this is great

[@TheHutchy01]

Who's gonna know the danger better than y'know the danger.

[@georgiemcfarlane9466]

harry constantly yelling “yuck!” is giving me “move like a bee sting like a bee” flashbacks

[@aliveslice]

2:36 That unnecessary censorship makes the scene so much better.. I mean worse. But hilarious.

[@ewu..]

*_"Ebony and unicorn hair, eight and a half inches. Springy."_*

[@IamaPERSON]

@L Oser axxl, leave us alone

[@RafiRaffee]

Please continue playing this! Your HP let's plays are the funniest!

[@the_great_tigorian_channel]

“Predator! Get away from me! This is no way to run a business!” -Kevin, 2020

[@ROBIN.X]

"I don't know if this is Snape or Lord Farquaad" it's been five minutes and I'm still laughing

[@goodboise9253]

Harry Potter game: almost gives Kevin an aneurysm. Kevin: "we're starting the series from the beginning again"

[@avryantoinette]

I think part of the reason I love watching Kevin play Harry Potter games is because he knows so much about Harry Potter. His jokes demonstrate more than just a surface level knowledge of the lore, and I love it. Kevin's a fecking nerd.

[@klorgmakthesmasher6446]

Wait a minute... old man, white hair, balding, locking magic people in his basement, IS THAT JIM PICKENS?

[@MaylocBrittinorum]

No, Harry couldn't have escaped from Jim's basement.

[@emblemblade9245]

He kinda looks like I.M. Meen

[@klorgmakthesmasher6446]

@@emblemblade9245 I'm looking for I.M Meen

[@wesleyfilms]

Probably a close relative?

[@theoledicktwist6247]

@@wesleyfilms it's Jam Snackins

[@supersani21]

The sad thing is, Fred dying won't even reduce the number of birthdays Ron has to remember since George is still alive

[@englishatheart]

It just depends. Twins can be born on different days. If one was born before midnight and the other after midnight, they'd have different birthdays. Edit: Just to be clear, I know this isn't the case for Fred and George, who both were born on April 1st, I'm just saying being twins doesn't automatically guarantee sharing the same birthday.

[@aliveslice]

​@@englishatheartno

[@noahsaboliauskas7753]

@@aliveslicewdym no

[@jordankahl8327]

“Hagrid is not looking as Snacc-y.” I- I don’t even know what to say, Kevin.

[@myleslos9658]

Hagrid is _daddy_

[@IamaPERSON]

More like Dad-Grid, am I right?

[@gaspardp7314]

I'll let this blobfish of a man in my pants any day

[@aliveslice]

@@IamaPERSON Hagdad

[@DevChow]

The REAL person! More like bore-ragnarok, am I right?

[@Johanna-ys6tn]

Kevin: "We're jumping back in with Harry Potter games." Me: "My happiness is immeasurable, and my day is saved."

[@harveycrosswell5958]

Everyone: Are the harry potter games over? Kevin: Well yes, but actually no.

[@robocop7678]

Why do people find this comment format funny it's just annoying cause it's everywhere sry I'm an old man I'm rambling

[@harveycrosswell5958]

@@robocop7678 I would insult you but Robocop scares me so i won't. Please don't throw me out of a window

[@robocop7678]

@@harveycrosswell5958 wise man😈

[@rakdar1714]

He still hasn’t finished the Lego games

[@lukaschapman9594]

Lucky there's like 5 completely different versions he can play for each game xD

[@Suenami89]

Kevin: "Hey, I'm famous, pay attention to me!" * later on * Kid: hey! You're Harry Po- Kevin: "LEAVE ME ALONE I'M JUST TRYING TO LIVE MY LIFE"

[@the_great_tigorian_channel]

“Just let me out! I have a big handsome half giant out there who’s going to come looking for me.” -Kevin, 2020

[@Thenoobestgirl]

Somehow that sounds a bit sexual

[@aliveslice]

@@Thenoobestgirl as if that wasn't the intention

[@terminatorcatsftw8561]

12:40 my man draco looking like hes walked off a playmobile set

[@kayhaven4710]

Terminatorcats Ftw 🤣🤣🤣

[@ltm3368]

No for real LMFAOOO they did him dirty

[@haleighla8]

I want a recording of Kevin screaming "PREDATOR!" that I can use with the push of a button in emergencies.

[@mxkammb]

"they're at that awkward stage where they're really bad at socializing. conversations all disjointed. ahh, I remember those day. cause they're so recent. and current." me too, Kev. me too.

[@the_great_tigorian_channel]

To be honest, I never knew Olivander had that kind of real estate, his basement is huge.

[@bumi12]

“PREDATOR” cracked me up so much lol. Gotta love it when Kevin plays Harry Potter games

[@lalo3628]

If only the desperate housewives series could get this amount of love from Kevin

[@jdavis.]

💯💯💯 (Also Bratz and High School Dreams)

[@FirstNameLastName10101]

Or the playmobil series

[@WarriorDan]

6:18 That disgusted insolent glare from Ron, upon spotting one of the many child predators in the wizarding world, is oddly appropriate and self-aware. lol.

[@Xehanort10]

The biggest paedo in the wizarding world is Fenrir Greyback the werewolf who bit Lupin. Greyback's a cannibal as well.

[@moondog6821]

kevin: finishes the hp games everyone: k done kevin: kevin: ill feakin do it again edit: ok j0sh 2k2 i agree as well it IS really annoying psssh

[@IamaPERSON]

*Aw feck, here we go again.*

[@Zoli-7658]

tbh he skipped my favorite one, chamber of secrets on pc :(

[@stone_age_sam]

@@Zoli-7658 ye mine too

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

He’s playing the Uno Reverse Card

[@NoahtheBoa97]

Everyone: FUCK YEAH!!!!

[@smallanimal5699]

"Our hero and savior, the-guy-who-plays-old-games-whilst-sleep-deprived!" (Drum rolls, trumpets and bad puns create a cacophony of unbearable noise in the background) "Kevin!" Seriously though, love you.

[@sobored9277]

Random student:...you are the famous Harry Pott... Kevin : JUST LET ME LIVE MY LIFE GOD DAMN IT !!!

[@Kekschenistie]

I thought I would be sad when he finished the hp series. I didn't expect him to just play them again but different versions. I'm so happy T_T

[@finno5827]

Kevin played more cursed Harry Potter games than I even knew existed and I love it

[@kaylal9790]

Hey Finn O

[@Xxarealeexx]

This game was a childhood classic. I particularly enjoy how Harry seems to struggle to open every door.

[@tmthedragonslayer9203]

Kevin: "This Harry Potter game is cursed" Me: No, Kevin, you're cursed.

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

TM The DragonSlayer I’ve never laughed in the middle of yawning but here we are

[@ThreeBeeHDb]

Did anyone else read Me's line in Hagrid's voice?

[@samwisegamgee1243]

Kevin is #blessed, how dare you

[@tmthedragonslayer9203]

@@samwisegamgee1243 *blursed

[@tankmaster1018]

1:36 Haha funny that you bring up the textures of the bricks revealing the ones he is going to hit. Reminds me of the old days of watching Spongebob when it first came out. There was that same effect where objects that the character was about to interact with would be brighter and way more noticeable than the background which was a still image. So you could literally watch and know exactly what a character was about to pick up, stumble into, which book they were going to take off a shelf, etc

[@lulukmp]

That moment when you stop watching Kevin for Kevin

[@mr.unfunny9368]

Your Bellybutton past Kevin is so stupid

[@forgottenhistory1554]

I agree, I watch for PS1 Hagrid too

[@uzmike2222]

@@forgottenhistory1554 Everyone loves PS1 Hagrid

[@Freddie_Kurst]

All hail PS1 Hagrid and his almighty textures

[@phlave]

this is my famourite video in a while, I already love the jankiness of this game. the best part is that the Weasly brothers are taking as currency the jellies you have already at the very least licked.

[@thatoneanimalcrosser923]

“that feeling when ugandan knuckles would literally be a better friend” i’m weak😂😂😂😂

[@FilmsNerf2]

I'm strong. I can lift an entire marshmallow.

[@D3sdinova]

People are being to hard on Ron, i mean he did know "da wae"

[@smoothsnailing2161]

Kevin: “in fact.. i think theres thousands of people watching me right now.” *look at me* Me: *breathes heavily* 👁👄👁

[@LordofBroccoli]

"Wand... Hitachi, 6.5 inch, unicorn core."

[@morningcoffeecat2271]

Oof

[@blackfeather1127]

“It looks like a Telltale game! Except less bankrupt” Too soon. RIP Telltale Batman. 😭

[@kayhaven4710]

blackfeather1127 that sounds like it would’ve been amazing! I’m still a little confused as to why tell tale closed up shop.....did they go bankrupt or something? From what I could see, their product was selling really well.

[@olivia5617]

The harry potter games is like a drug to kevin. It's almost as addicting as idle breakout. 🤣

[@blackparademistress1]

*are like a drug Are is for plurals, is is for singular.

[@smashdatnail]

@@blackparademistress1 ok grammar nazi

[@grey2836]

Also you should use ; rather than a period in this case

[@temmink2012]

Idle breakout*. Its a name so it needs a capital

[@ddrtv7237]

*😂 the slanted one is supposed to be ironic

[@arvid3734]

I love how he refers to us as friends in the beginning of his videos, though I know neither of us have them.

[@robinvp7921]

"I have stockholm syndrome, i love dungeons now." He just wants to go to the dungeons because dungeons are pretty much like Jim Picken's basements.

[@darrencrissistotallyawesom918]

I love Kevin's absolute shock at the fact that Harry actually didn't go first

[@KlemenAEQ]

5:27 Kevin now finally knows how it feels to be trapped in someones basement.

[@AlmonMalk]

I love how Kevin thinks that one twin dying means you don’t still have a birthday to celebrate on that day

[@BennyLlama39]

Kevin: "I feel like they're talking about me and watching me In fact, I feel there's...thousands of people... watching right now." Me: Don't tell him. His mind will crack like an egg.

[@aurangzebbaig4712]

Thousands, try over two million

[@crookedbuns]

inside of his apron and all.

[@bistostudiosentertainment4986]

“I’ve been stuck in a old dudes basement, now I know how it feels to be on the other end” -Kevin 2020

[@wyattunrue5354]

My grandpa died today, don’t really know what to say about it, I guess I’m just doing this to get it out? I dunno. Anyways, your vids are great and helping me through this

[@Charmywoo]

Wyatt Unrue ah mate that sucks. I hope you’re ok. Live for them now 🥰

[@iPixie66]

Mine just recently passed, too. Sorry for your loss. 😔

[@mushrooms_and_monstercans]

I'm sorry.

[@horseygirly2]

You have no idea how much this means to me, I absolutely adore the early Harry Potter games and to see you play through them all brings me so much nostalgic joy. They were by no means fantastic games, but they're just so unique and such a testament to how much work went into these early transformative movies-to-video game mediums, especially considering all the different ports they had to make.

[@BigMac87963]

I liked the other version better *A HUGE MOTORBIKLE SLEPT*

[@KuueenKumi]

THAT was the line. Thank you for jogging my memory

[@SuperFrandaman]

Thanks for getting to play Philosopher’s Stone, Kevin! It’s one of my favorite childhood games! Can’t wait to see more! Just a tip: when you’re exploring classrooms, go to each desk, press the x button, and you’ll be able to get beans! Also, if you’re doing the lost and found side quests, once you get to the last quest, there’s a very special surprise

[@teahmonaghan]

"It looks like a telltale game but less bankrupt" Im actually dead 😂

[@RedLabs]

“Who would want to eat a sardine jelly bean?” *tucks bag of sardine jelly beans back into my pocket, ashamed*

[@unscripted483]

He sounded like rumble tumble when he said that

[@dr.bright6272]

How'd you get a bag of only sardine ones? Mine are all mixed.

[@KuueenKumi]

Their terrifying walking-out-of-class faces makes them look like they all did that thing where you put a flashlight under your face when telling scary stories. It's actually horrifying in this case lmao

[@thewoodlandcryptid]

oh my gosh i think the narrator for this is the same one from the audiobooks i've listened to a hundred times and that makes me so happy

[@mr_oreoman]

8:32 This part always gave me nightmares as a kid 😂😂

[@jamie.lynn004]

Olivander: I remember every wand I've ever sold Mr.Potter. Kevin: Wow you must be fun at parties.😂

[@red_cloverfield]

5:33 Literally every sim in Kevin`s Sims 4

[@liddonburns8195]

i don't know why but all of the harry potter videos Kevin does are just so comforting and so so funny, thank you Dearest Leader

[@trashcentral3044]

me expecting the “appreciate you watching as always folks” kevin: appreciate you watching this far me: that’s incorrect

[@emeraldkoala2]

2:41 I cackled at the way you just yelled "PREDATOR!"

[@janelleschade3605]

This is the one I played as a kid I can’t believe you’re finally playing it YESS

[@oliviamayumi]

“One of your brother’s going to die, that’ll make birthdays easier!” yes that would be the case if they weren’t TWINS kevin

[@KuueenKumi]

Well, less gifts I guess

[@dr.bright6272]

Shhh....he's being sassy

[@englishatheart]

Fyi, not all twins have the same birthday. One can be born before midnight and one after midnight, making their birthdays different.

[@perfectvermin6489]

10:25 My eyes would also be tierd if I was popping them out of my head like that

[@MissBethanieS]

Things Jim's prisoners have said while trapped in the basement: "Why is he taking me into the back room with this ominous, green glow?" "What? why are you just eating stuff in this guy's basement??" "Why is he crawling through the hatches of this old man who's clearly up to something?" "Like, he literally locked me in here, somebody stop this man!" "Oh well, I'm about to die.. Oh God, he's in here with me! Oh Jesus, I'm about to die!" "Oh God, he's even got a little cage for me! I am so screwed!" "Please just let me leave dude, I was promised I could go to a school of magic and in hindsight I know I was naive but I just wanna get out of your basement!" "All right to the dungeons! I have Stockholm Syndrome, I love dungeons now!"

[@DaNiLY]

Day forty-five of telling Kevin he’s the greatest KZbinr ever.

[@IamaPERSON]

@L Oser stop

[@tusia3899]

Day one of agreeing with you

[@jshadowhunter]

"This looks like a Telltale game, except less broke." AOU AOU AOU, Kevin that was low! We'll never get to see Sam and Max season 4. =( speaking of which, you should go and play the whole series, Kevin. You'll love it.

[@temmink2012]

You know they’re back. Right? They announced wolf among us 2 at the game awards

[@jshadowhunter]

@@temmink2012 Except all the games pre-2010 are missing... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[@guldanielle]

How is it that every Harry Potter game finds new ways of being, completely fecking bizarre, they never fail to disappoint, and neither does Kevin ;)

[@Shenaldrac]

It's super cool that in this game about going to magic school to learn magic you learn magic at the wand shop. Like yeah that's where the tutorial should be, don't integrate the gameplay with the setting and plot!

[@guilhermeborbabrito3664]

You are expecting too much of an early 2000 tie in game

[@YouSoRusso]

KEVIN: And yes, we are restarting the entire series... FANS: *stands while in rapturous applause*

[@johnmcgirr9640]

The greatest series ever made right here ladies and gents.

[@lacrus7836]

Finally we can once again witness Hagrids ultimate beauty. He truly is the ultimate absolute unit

[@krishnansubramoni7801]

13:54 wait wait wait WHAT? A game actually acknowledging that every student needs to do spell challenge AND Harry Potter is not picked first? I'm sold. I need to see you play more of this game. ❤️

[@katiewheeler9212]

Kevin blurring out the wand made me instantly die

[@ARRRsonist]

RIP

[@kibafireheart]

“Idk if this is snape or lord farquad “lmao xD you killed me with that Kevin hahahah

[@johnlawrence4592]

5:47 Oh dear God, did Duck somehow get into Hogwarts?

[@Wolfheart-5262]

Now i really wanna see kevin‘s bedroom with all the posters of jim pickens, ps1 hagrid and shirtless snape and farquaad

[@ItachiUchiha100396]

"Nobody is watching me" Literally over 2 thousands likes in 30 minutes and just short of 20 thousand views 😂

[@katz5156]

I look forward to your playthroughs of the old HP games on different consoles. It is funny how they were different. Thanks for the video!

[@SirCheeseEater]

Kevin has an issue when it comes to Games *cough cough* Harry Potter *cough cough*

[@sandyr5407]

Dear diary, Today, the Potter boy came up to me after class to introduce himself as the famous boy who lived. I repeatedly tried to send him away. He repeatedly tried to reintroduce himself. Eventually, he gave up, but, as any Gryffindor would, did not so without a fight. As he reached the door, he retorts, “By the way, my mom says you’re ugly!” With a snicker, he leaves. I ran my fingers through my greasy hair. I turned to a mirror to be met with the face of a soccer mom mixed with the facial features of Lord Farquaad. I thought of my Lilly. I cried.

[@finno5827]

Motorcycle Hagrid is almost as thicc than the ps1 hagrid

[@IamaPERSON]

@L Oser axxl, stop using your alt

[@Frogboyaidan]

@@IamaPERSON wth

[@IamaPERSON]

@@Frogboyaidan he was self promoting again.

[@APoliticalConfusionAndMess]

@@IamaPERSON Sure... Sure I was. Fuck off.

[@cantobot1234]

Hello

[@HanonDragon]

Kevin is the hero we didn't ask for but didn't know we needed

[@bennytee154]

Kevin: *posts anything else* Me: Eh, I'll watch it later Kevin: *posts a Harry Potter game* Me: *runs like Sonic to his laptop*

[@andras1496]

I watch every new video in the moment that it is posted

[@aliveslice]

Later? How dare you

[@IamaPERSON]

@L Oser reported

[@dorkdumproductions7900]

Fun fact: the narrator is Jim Dale. He’s the narrator for the Harry Potter audiobooks in America.

[@vaporeondark1821]

Why is my favorite part at the end when Harry just jumps into pit and feckin dies?

[@anernning8594]

Can’t even begin to express how happy I am that you decided to play this!!