Harry Potter but the school wants me dead

[@anthognome]

If it were "Kevin and the Philosopher's Stone," Voldemort would've been dead by the end of Book 1.

[@theonlyturtlequeen]

Everyone would have been dead in the first hour

[@IamaPERSON]

Oh, you mean Gerbil face? Seriously though, doesn't Voldemort's face look like a weird gerbil?

[@Trollamollex]

Once he learned leviosa, everybody in the school would have been send off floating into space.

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

The REAL person! ...holy shit

[@ashkanaref4056]

Everyone would die

[@husband-of-chinggis]

Hagrid: is polite to Harry and gives him tea, is acting totally normal Kevin: i smell rOMANCE

[@jackbudi]

It’s just his fanfic

[@OcelotHDEdition]

@@jackbudi Nah J.K Rowling made everyone gay so it's canon

[@LeoTerick]

We've lost him to those accursed shippers

[@seesawonezerotwosixonenine7154]

@@jackbudi I have unfortunately read that fanfic.

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

bu N in Kevin’s world

[@husband-of-chinggis]

Harry: falls off the bridge and dies Kevin: laughs hysterically

[@arumikahaven]

You managed to get 200 likes on two separate comments, posted at the same time. Teach me your power

[@turtleyoutuber3837]

Alejandro Márquez look at his image

[@verdantspectrum8892]

@@turtleyoutuber3837 it's definitely that image

[@westminsterabbey.6916]

Me: laughs hysterically at Kevin laughing hysterically at Harry falling off the bridge.

[@Haru-rs2su]

@@husband-of-chinggis I knew it--

[@TheConfusedMan87]

That moment when you realize that Hogwarts doesnt have a "C" as a part of their grading system so Quirrell gave him a pointless grade that meant nothing. Man, i knew Voldemort was evil but I never though he would stoop so low :(

[@Xehanort10]

Sabotaging the kid's education as well as constantly trying to kill him.

[@potatoboottheluggage7803]

I’ll give him a C for trying

[@TheConfusedMan87]

@@potatoboottheluggage7803 A C for Trying? More like a C for Crying! ha! got em good

[@undolf4097]

No for whatever reason the game uses the ABC system. I have it. You need to get all the hidden challenge shields for a better grade in the spell challenge dungeons

[@georgehutter339]

@@undolf4097 its because they americanized it.

[@Kevin-rj5zp]

During test: “You’ve missed quite a few rings, Potter!” “You can’t afford to miss many more rings, Potter!” Upon completion of test: “Outstanding display, you receive the highest grade!”

[@Xehanort10]

Harry gets special treatment even in the games."Alright Mr Potter even though you've completely failed we're gonna pretend you succeeded because you saved us from the most evil man in our world."

[@000xyz]

When you win a math competition with 42% but everyone else competing got a lower score than you.

[@dr.bright6272]

Because everyone else missed all but 1 of the rings

[@summerwatson3794]

You know Kevin missed an opportunity to romance hagrid when the sims medieval ended.

[@IamaPERSON]

@King of Kings bruh.

[@blakedup6190]

who said it ended??...

[@summerwatson3794]

Blaked Up well it’s been years since there was an update, so I assumed there wouldn’t be any more

[@charlieweasley2534]

It ended?!

[@Hhhh22222-w]

@King of Kings get back on your cross

[@Cornbread_]

"What are you gonna do? Take my parents from me? Take my life? I don't care about either and I don't have two of those three things." - CallMeKevin 2020

[@kayhaven4710]

Fluster this deserves more likes.

[@darrencrissistotallyawesom918]

It actually took me so long to find the third thing, past me is such an idiot

[@spicysalt8772]

@@darrencrissistotallyawesom918 what’s the third thing then? Present me is a dumbass

[@tsukasa1453]

@@spicysalt8772 maybe it is because he has two parents?

[@chrisp.lettuce8900]

@@tsukasa1453 *had

[@shysky5561]

Honestly, I want to read Kevin's version of Harry Potter. That'd be interesting

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Shy Sky there wouldn’t be 7 books then. He’d kill the bad guy and probably everyone else by that point

[@whiskeyhound]

@@terra_the_nightingale135 So basically the first movie where Harry burns a guy alive at the end, except it wouldn't be an accident.

[@billuraral1870]

Harold Payter and the Fecker's Stone

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

WhiskeyHound yup

[@aaliyah6451]

We should start a petition for him to write one. Or at least a Hegrid fanfiction

[@thewelshkat]

Kevin: Quirrell was obviously the school's hot teacher Hagrid: Am I a joke to you?

[@miracleeskimobattleship2874]

PS1 Hagrid was a dreamboat. PS2 Hagrid is just a creepy imitation.

[@anidiot192]

Hagrid wasn't a _teacher_ until year 3. Quirrell only has that spot because Hagrid isn't in the running. But if it was the school's hot _staff member_ Hagrid wins by a landslide

[@nightspawnson-of-luna4936]

Maybe it's because he melts at the end of the year?

[@icetoast8906]

“Hey there friends how’s it goin, my name is Harry Potter, and today we’re playing Kevin and the philosophers stone” Oh yeah, Kevin suffers from amnosia

[@AmericanCaesarian]

Everyone here has amnosia

[@IceKreacher]

So forget. Much amnosia.

[@IceKreacher]

Papa Stalin true tho

[@SooZoodimp]

I am so uses to Kevin's intro, that I didn't even notices this :D

[@mickishrout3173]

"Potter Senses" Marvel: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

[@bileygr1116]

JK Rowling: " WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THET DOWN, also, Harry always had Potter senses, ever since the first book where I mentioned it somewhere, probably. Also, Ron's dad likes cock and ball torture and his parents are siblings."

[@MrNight-dg1ug]

@@bileygr1116 w h a t

[@nont18411]

Squishy Axolotl 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mickishrout3173]

Squishy Axolotl that went from 0-100 real quick there-

[@IceKreacher]

JK Rowling: 'Potter Senses' is actually Harry's active gaydar which helped him to figure out that Dumbledore was gay, also some stuff about his brother. Blah blah gay. Also Harry's second cousin married Dudley.

[@S3SSioN_Solaris]

Kevin if you read this. Thank you for being you. You have no idea how hard it is to find a content creator as delightful and original as yourself.

[@reewyn2025]

"Kevin : Wanted Dead Or Dead Bring him to us alive and you're dead. We won't kill you, oh no. Wait till you see the shitload of trouble he brings"

[@husband-of-chinggis]

Imagine you're the new kid at school and the first thing you hear stepping into the building is "Hey there friends, my name is Kevin" I'd sprint away in terror

[@FrenchFries2]

Why?

[@grim_56]

French Fries You new here?

[@Thenoobestgirl]

I'd yell "MORE LIKE BORE RAGNAROK!" and then sprint away

[@tjurti6803]

And then suddenly you stop running away. in fact you are now running in the opposite direction. You hear Kevin laughing, and making a remark about how his character immediatly started sprinting away. And that that was probably because they didn’t want to be played by him. And now you realize in terror that you... are Kevin’s plaything.

[@Haru-rs2su]

@@tjurti6803 Yo I need this to be a fanfiction so I'll read the leader-loving heck out of it

[@Drace90]

I love how it sometimes really shines through how much of a Potterhead Kevin is. Not many casual fans know that the series is set in the 90's.

[@jackbudi]

Here I was thinking it was set a long time ago in a galaxy far far away

[@gaspardsavoureux8680]

I thought that was something most people knew

[@charlieweasley2534]

I love that when he can choose his house, he chooses Hufflepuff, not because he looks down on them, as he would have us believe, but because he knows that secretly, he really is a Hufflepuff. Also, Hufflepuff is best house! :3

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Eren The Ravenpuff as a Slytherin, I can agree

[@nywroc1700]

Wha- there's actually people who don't know it was set in the 90s, isn't that common knowledge?

[@KlemenAEQ]

''Hey there friends, my name is Harry Potter...'' Me: *visible confusion*

[@CandS_Studios]

I never realised that harry potter was a pale irish man

[@TheSlinkyDogg]

Hermione: I heard that crawl space is a short cut to the library... Me: Then just use that to escape!

[@duskyrc1373]

That was my first thought too.

[@hayleycakes3435]

"this class is pay to win" You're in college now, Harry. also, you should check out the sims 3 again. it is the superior sims game, plus i think youd love World Adventures.

[@jackbudi]

I agree with the suggestion, yes

[@myrianrose3619]

Yeah that'd be cool Sims 3 is very much its own thing, isn't it? I don't think it's fair to compare them to 2 or 4 because the playstyle is so different, to me anyway. I prefer 2 to all of them though

[@uzmike2222]

He's played Sims 3, but it's on his old Channel, where Jim Pickens came into his own.

[@abandonedaccount1231]

@@uzmike2222 came into his own what

[@uzmike2222]

@@abandonedaccount1231 Came into becoming a serial killer and our Lord and Savior.

[@fiftyinfive2767]

“That little midget just pushed me down!” - Kevin 2020

[@Thenoobestgirl]

Kevin Jr. is learning

[@westbricksio3019]

«And i shot him»

[@scoobs9678]

Pretty sure that’s a hate crime.

[@humlegard-gaming]

Kevin: The school want me dead. Me: So what? Sounds like it is exactly as it usually is.

[@jackbudi]

@AxxL that’s the kind of stupid sentence I get when clicking autocorrect. Stop. Nobody likes your comments. You’re not funny. Stop embarrassing yourself please.

[@IamaPERSON]

@@AxxLAfriku you made out with your computer, threatened to punch people in the face, and claim that t series was on your channel. If you want me to remove a channel, I'd be more than happy to.

[@berpipo]

Kevin wouldn't know that, he dropped out of school, it's okay if you didn't know since he rarely brings it up.

[@AgentTasmania]

For American schools maybe

[@humlegard-gaming]

@@berpipo No i knew ive watched all His videos but i just thought Kevin should know

[@altarmoons]

Me: just woke up from depression sleeping for 16 hours. Ron: "Go back to bed!" Me: "I- okay."

[@zofiafilo1750]

Technically, Kevin is also the boy who lived 🤔......🚶🚗

[@SirBeekers]

Does that mean the car has horcruxes aswell?

[@jackbudi]

🤔

[@zofiafilo1750]

@@SirBeekers Yes.... So when the time is right we'll have to tell Kevin the truth.... The car must hit him again, only then we'll be able to destroy it..... That's the only possible way...

[@SirBeekers]

@@zofiafilo1750 The boy must be hit again? We've been raising him like a pig for slaughter!

[@zofiafilo1750]

@@SirBeekers Don't tell me now that you've grown to care for the boy

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

Kev: "Heh there friends how is it going?" Me: "My names Kevin :D" Kev: My name is Harry potter Me: Wh Kev: and today were playing Kevin and the filosopher stone Me: * S t ro k e'

[@russellpuff1996]

And the outro... Kev: I hope to see you next time. Me: Bye for now. :D Ron: GO BACK TO BED Me: surprised pikachu face

[@bellabunni3]

LoyalHufflepuff how did he knoooowww?😂

[@Sercil00]

"Good. You survived your final exams." -Albus Dumbledore, in one of the HP games. Unironically. Talking in the exact same tone Dumbledore always has in these games. You damn right the school wants him dead.

[@KuueenKumi]

I love that Kevin's Dumbledore impression is always the Richard Harris version, no matter what game. It's lovely lol

[@dimoniysh5075]

0:55 - That's a Challenge Shild, Mr. P-P-Potter, you need to c-c-colect them all for the highest g-g-grade.

[@mothiestman4995]

Kevin: Quirrel was probably the school's 'hot teacher' *This is blatant Albus Dumbledore erasure and I shan't stand for it*

[@assaultedloki668]

refreshing the page constantly and i was blessed enough to see it's another Harry Potter game

[@IamaPERSON]

Blessed like the rains down in Africa.

[@IamaPERSON]

@King of Kings hopefully it's actually mud

[@tigera5941]

Good to see someone liking them, when I started to suggest playing the Game Boy version most people just started saying that they had enough of it

[@sophiasoares1314]

A “but” title 😳 just like old times

[@finchblue7322]

gosh, "Neville's cancelled, hes doing blackface" is the funniest thing I've heard today

[@finno5827]

Me: looks at title Also me: I can relate to this

[@IamaPERSON]

Same

[@jackbudi]

Same

[@kaylal9790]

Same (hey Finn o)

[@fatmarley6750]

The REAL person! Wait, I know you from somewhere

[@IamaPERSON]

@@fatmarley6750 you do?

[@KabraKadabraa]

Kevin: “I just wanted to murder him” Sounds about right.

[@rafaelalodio5116]

Kevin 101

[@allisonfitzmaurice6948]

Ah yes, my favorite after work pre-nap content: Kevin playing Harry Potter anything

[@mirandahessels6437]

Was that a call out for PM Trudeau 😂"depending who you are"

[@MisterGemini]

Kevin: " I would have been a Volgger Harry Potter." Me: HARRY VLOGGER

[@kellynorman9270]

Jefferson Magtasa All Voldemort would need to do to keep up with Harry’s movements in Deathly Hallows is tune into his daily vlog channel.

[@jazzpancake1167]

PS2 Hagrid. Invites you for tea, if you survive he'll give you some drugs.

[@charlieweasley2534]

Ron: GO BACK TO BED! Me: I’M ALREADY IN BED! Also, Kevin playing Harry Potter games gives me life. ❤️

[@OliveLeader]

Damn, I just wanted to see a Harry Potter game re create the PS1 Hagrid but this one isn't as snacky

[@IamaPERSON]

Can't wait to see DadGrid!

[@jackbudi]

Hagraddy

[@majuskulle]

Kevin playing old Harry Potter games reignited my love for this series. Really brings back memories! Plus it's fecking funny

[@XT_NighTraiN]

Ron telling me to go to bed at 11:30 on a school night really spoke to me😂

[@westminsterabbey.6916]

11:25 When you realise it was actually Kevin voicing all the Dumbledores in these games the whole time.

[@carolinesalpeck2567]

I stg when I saw this in my recommended I said “hey there friends how’s it goin my name is Harry Potter” and then clicked it and Kevin said the same thing and now I’m questioning everything

[@taylorway8011]

For the past 3-4 months I’ve been watching all of Kevin’s HP vids and liking every single one of them. I think I accidentally joined a cult, but if it means more Kevin and Harry, I’m strangely ok with it.

[@airborneinfantry24]

"Someone else should do the work for once". Ah, I love references to future Kevin.

[@ArinJager1]

♪ how many Hagrids can you count? One and two and three and... five? ♪ book Hagrid, Movie hagrid, PS1 Hagrid, PC Hagrid, PS2 Hagrid, Lego Hagrid,... _there's so many!_ (I love the music in these, tho' - by one and only Jeremy Soule, you know, he did Skyrim music, among other things)

[@andrewhickinbottom1051]

2:43 - 'What a Thrill... with darkness and silence through the niiiight'

[@Lennystan_]

9:12 I love Harry’s goblin running in these games lol

[@allabouttheafc6031]

Kevin and Harry Potter games is a match made in heaven.😍

[@lordreno8911]

- Reads Title - So... What different this episode? Wasn't Hogwarts always like that?

[@asdasdasdora]

"WHAT DOES THIS HAS TO DO WITH MAGIC?! WHAT DOES THIS PROVE" You can really see in this line that Kevin left High School. In college we learned inheritence law on an engineering course.. XD It's just how education systems work.

[@straydogbite]

Just want to say Thank you for always making videos that NEVER fail to improve my mood and make me smile. Stay Gold Kevin!!!

[@budaroddy]

Anyone remember when Kevo videos didnt have that KEVO logo on the thumbnail? Hahaha good times

[@tster_4664]

“Kevin and the Philosophers Stone” is this the beginning of a series with its sequel Kevin and the return of PS1 Hagrid

[@Conceptcreator]

Wait!!! The boy who lived, he will do that again?? Are you telling me he wins!? Damn it kevin! Spoiler alert dude

[@bethanywhitelaw8363]

I just woke up from a nap and the first thing I do is watch the new call me kevin video. Than when I finish watching I'm being told to go back to bed. Your really tempting me here kevin.

[@Sam-bz2zy]

The Hogwarts dungeon, is that where you keep all your vic-I mean friends then?

[@PUNKP74YS]

Kevin, fair play man I'm actually so impressed with how far you've come. Been watching your stuff since the Machinma days of "How to Annoy with Kevin". And that was like over ten years ago! Keep on rising dude. 👏

[@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz]

Harry Potter but the school is against me

[@elasmosaurusincorporated3741]

I’ve watched so much of Kevin I can hear his intro without the sound even being on. It haunts me at night. The “Hey friends”

[@robinvp7921]

Me when i suddenly get a heart attack: ¨WoOOOo¨.

[@JMotion]

These Harry Potter games are the reason I subscribe. Please, for the love of god, keep playing.

[@robinvp7921]

¨That little midget just pushed me down!¨

[@juliaehlert8127]

Please update the Harry Potter video playlists 🖤 just binged through what's there and now trying to figure out what I missed

[@pinkbarrette]

Kevin’s Harry has big AVPM Harry energy

[@genericworm2346]

Is he Harry freaking potter though?

[@nuttyslayer420]

one of my favorite youtubers playing my favorite childhood games

[@NamariCo]

Kevin: *mixes up intro* Me: No! I hate Change!

[@adamc2957]

hagrid: "hey i need some ingredients for some te-" harry: "i killed them. i killed them all. and not just the men, but the woman and children too."

[@maddypoop_6465]

Day 170 of telling Kevin that he’s the best KZbinr on this platform and we all love him Day 110 of telling Kevin to sing Sweet Home Alabama Day 31 of telling Kevin to sing Timber

[@colmlooney5843]

Maybe if you asked rather then told.... Hmmmm... Also the Pewdiepie style profile pic is doing no favours...

[@katsukibakugou2131]

@@colmlooney5843 I think you took this way too seriously.

[@colmlooney5843]

@@katsukibakugou2131 don't think I did. Unless you perceived it that way... I was just stating a point. No need to get upset over it. Smh

[@katsukibakugou2131]

@@colmlooney5843 What? I'm not upset, lol. It just seemed like you were mad about this comment. Plus, I mean, it kinda seemed like you insulted their profile pic, which comes off as, like, rude/upset.

[@colmlooney5843]

@@katsukibakugou2131 Fair enough... Sorry it seemed that way m8. But these comments are so common you could at least do em well you know 😉

[@megking11]

I love that the Harry Potter games is a solid staple on your channel :)

[@AdamAtYourService]

We need more new Harry Potter games for Kevin to ruin.

[@Nosebluds]

I honestly loved Gamecube Sorcerers Stone so much from the cheesy minigame puzzles to Jim Dales soothing narration

[@rxgel3508]

I just realised, this is the earliest I've ever been to a video

[@TheMidgetSloth]

An ad for Disney popped up and it was all heart felt and then the next words Kevin says immediately after it ends is "killing always works out in the end." 😂

[@portation4572]

Great video Kevin! You playing this harry potter 2 game has reminded me that you still didnt play the harry potter 2 for PC... since you are playing all harry potter games i guess you could at least consider playing that one two.. for scientific purposes.

[@Rviere]

I can't get enough! ! I just binged all of your Harry Potter videos, and I can't wait for more hahaha

[@cecilia7932]

Kevin being hit by a car: WooOOoo!

[@morgantrousdale2322]

Ron: minding his own business being alright shouting beans. Kevin: I hate you go away. Love your content dude, keep it up 👍

[@ClownNaround]

Kevin I’m still waiting on you to play LSD Dream Emulator for the PSX. I’ll tattoo our dear leader Jim Pickens on my body if you do! LSD DREAM EMULATOR KEVIN, DREAM EMULATOR!!!!!

[@dreamergirl247]

13:01 killed me 😂

[@corneliaa.ryberg5020]

"You want a cup of tea? Come to the hut *blink* *blink*" flirting 101 😂

[@emmas5456]

Kevin how many times do I have to tell you that Harry Potter videos are my favorite and I love them and please continue to make them

[@nikkiesona]

Day 282 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday. Happy birthday, Kevin.

[@IamaPERSON]

Random Fact: if you flip 282 upside down, you technically get 585.

[@Sercil00]

Books: "The forbidden forest is called forbidden for a reason. Students are strictly forbidden to enter it. There's battling minotaurs and giant spiders and Voldemorts in there! You only go in when we punish you." Games: "Hagrid and others constantly send you in there for menial tasks, like getting ordinary ingredients that Hagrid should just get himself. Also, apart from the creatures named in the books, there's also rivers of lava in that forest."

[@mbeary1175]

Hi Kevin

[@Acko_Taco]

That Dumbledore impression was on point! Make a whole video and do the voices I’d love to see that.

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

You’re going to pull a Uno reverse card right?

[@jackbudi]

Exactly

[@IamaPERSON]

No, u?

[@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz]

Maybe, Dear Leader.

[@tjm3lo597]

Enjoying watching in 144p on purpose just to make things look even worse!!! LOVE IT!

[@hakerkril4938]

it's normal to DM your students, you wouldn't know since you dropped out smh

[@katz5156]

Your Harry Potter videos always make me laugh! Thanks for posting another.

[@DaNiLY]

Day fifty-three of telling Kevin he’s the greatest KZbinr ever.

[@jackbudi]

Yes

[@IamaPERSON]

No, you!

[@besaclark1068]

One of my favourite series by you Kevin :) Always cheers me up!

[@connerray8148]

We want more Irish news!! Bring back past Kevin!!

[@b_krasowicz]

2:44 what a thrill

[@elgenerau99]

What a THRILL

[@bionicarmy04]

Day 265 of asking Kevin to play yandere simulator

[@jackbudi]

Yes

[@IamaPERSON]

Maybe

[@dawsome7579]

kevins editing is top notch, i hope it never changes

[@masterp9067]

First

[@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz]

..

[@IamaPERSON]

......

[@jackbudi]

............:......:..............

[@rxgel3508]

....

[@Sam-bz2zy]

Damn congratulations

[@thijs541]

YESSSS the reason i started watching you is because of you playing harry potter games

[@Whimsy3692]

I was a milometer away from spitting chocolate milk all over my screen at 8:19, and you would have owed me $250 for a new laptop. I'm crying.

[@viv4124]

I can't be the only person seeing Felica Kjellberg in the Paterons thing